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Joined 08-11-09, id: 2043516, Profile Updated: 08-11-09
Author has written 11 stories for Harry Potter, Batman Begins/Dark Knight, Megamind, X-Men: The Movie, Once Upon a Time, Stargate: Atlantis, and Thor.

What's this? I get to write about myself? Like... a biography? This sucks. Where's the mystery? The stimulation of curiosity? I can't just lay myself out on a blank surface and have people poke at my flaws. That would be irresponsible. The less my readers know about me, the more my stories would surprise them. In the end, it's all about the stories, not the author. So, I'll just tell you my name. Julia.

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All Things Have Small Beginnings by Ione reviews
He knows he does not feel things the way human beings do. He tries. But he is not certain that he wants to be like them, anyway. An exploration of David: before, during, and after the events of Prometheus.
Prometheus, 2012 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,052 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 12/30/2014 - Published: 6/18/2012
In That Moment by ruan-san reviews
And in that moment, Loki realized just how important she was to him. Loki/Darcy
Thor - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 23,071 - Reviews: 521 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 559 - Updated: 11/16/2014 - Published: 10/4/2012 - Darcy L., Loki
Annotated Nursery Rhymes by mnemosyne23 reviews
Loki and Darcy babysit Jane and Thor's baby daughter. Loki is surprisingly good at it.
Thor - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,920 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/11/2014 - [Loki, Darcy L.] - Complete
I Don't Like You by PeachyLana reviews
Post The Dark World. Loki takes a trip to Jane's lab at night and Darcy happens to be working late. Eventual Loki/Darcy smut. Hope you like banter, 'cause there's a lot of it.
Thor - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,953 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 12/20/2013 - Published: 11/15/2013 - [Darcy L., Loki] - Complete
Lost Messed Up by hjr reviews
A parody where island events turn out differently. Characters may be completely OOC or greatly exaggerated. May get silly at times. Unusual ships may develop. The fourth wall will be demolished often. *** ALERT! Chapter 94: Forgot to include appearance of Annie in original draft, about 2/3 the way through. Sorry about that, especially to those who already read the chapter.***
Lost - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 94 - Words: 340,525 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/31/2012 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Complete
The Maginot Line by MyFatalFlaw reviews
Sexual politics with a creepy headless robot and a damaged scientist. Perverse.
Prometheus, 2012 - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,763 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/7/2012 - David, E. Shaw - Complete
Ice Cream by WritingRum reviews
Chipped Cup and Baby Blanket. Emma and Mr Gold talk.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,130 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/1/2012 - Published: 4/18/2012 - Emma S., Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold - Complete
Acquittal by coffeeonthepatio reviews
Snape, known evil git, is teaching at Hogwarts again when Hermione, Gryffindor Princess and girlfriend of Ron Weasley, returns to finish her 7th year. Feeling alone, she seeks solace somewhere only one other person knows about. ::canon except epilogue.::
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 68 - Words: 191,467 - Reviews: 3363 - Favs: 1,296 - Follows: 430 - Updated: 9/24/2009 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
The Marvelous Ambition of Inanimate Objects by Angeliz reviews
This is a crackfic, and that was a warning. This was my prompt: "Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Neil Patrick Harris and Barack Obama. The story should use starting a band as a plot device!" Hope you enjoy.
Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,578 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 20 - Published: 11/13/2008 - Dr. Horrible/Billy - Complete
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Family reviews
When an assassination attempt outs Loki as Odin's usurper, the Allfather decides not to waste his time harboring a wanted fugitive and simply banishes his rebellious Jotun son from Asgard. And Darcy Lewis just wanted breakfast, not for the psychopath who tried to take over Earth to come seeking refuge at the last place imaginable. Post-CA: TWS. Tasertricks! :D
Thor - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 51,503 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 300 - Updated: 3/19 - Published: 6/2/2014 - [Darcy L., Loki] [Jane F., Thor]
Two Tales of a Romance by Accident reviews
Sometimes even the Dark One's plots don't go according to plan. Once, he made a mistake. Now as Emma Swan fights for the rights to her son, she is drawn to the Dark One for help, but what truth will she discover in the process? Emma's backstory is AU.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,338 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 2/13/2013 - Published: 3/13/2012 - Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold, Emma S. - Complete
Love in Six Words reviews
Take two guys, one of whom is possibly in love with the other. Strand them alone on an uninhabited planet. Watch hilarity unfold as they just CAN'T. SEEM. TO WORK. TOGETHER. Mostly McBeck banter. Rodney-centric. Warning for chapter five due to sexytimes. :P
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,945 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/11/2012 - Published: 10/25/2012 - Rodney M., Carson B. - Complete
Atlantis reviews
Rodney comes to Atlantis for the first time and finds everything is very strange. A humourous songfic parody of "Albuquerque" by "Weird Al" Yankovic.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,880 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/9/2012 - Rodney M. - Complete
Sanity Is Relative reviews
The story of what could have happened were the Joker rescued from his own trial by an unexpected admirer.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 57,387 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/20/2012 - Published: 8/29/2009 - Joker, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Nothing Gold Can Stay reviews
"Mindless of the thorns, she brought the petals up to her nose and inhaled the sweet perfume. Her lips curved into a small smile and her eyes twinkled like stars in winter when she looked up at him again."
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,741 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/11/2012 - Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold, Belle - Complete
EYE OF THE STORM reviews
What happens to Bernard after he wakes up in the washing machine in Megamind's lair? What takes place in the time period between MEGAMIND and BUTTON OF DOOM, and why isn't Roxanne at the yard sale? Find out from the POV of a tiny blonde new to Metro City!
Megamind - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,729 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/3/2012 - Published: 3/19/2011 - Bernard, Megamind - Complete
TAKING A CHANCE: DREAMWALKING reviews
To this day, Charles does not know why he did it, but never for a second does he regret doing it. Charles/Erik. One-shot.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,726 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Charles Xavier/Professor X, Erik L./Magneto - Complete
TAKING A CHANCE: ERIK'S UGLY SHIRT reviews
At four o'clock in the morning, even Charles Xavier's mind stops functioning properly. Charles/Erik. One-shot.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,095 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/23/2011 - Charles Xavier/Professor X, Erik L./Magneto - Complete
READY, DOCTOR? reviews
Bruce is captured by Scarecrow and the Joker. Contains slight Joker/Scarecrow slash.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 889 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/23/2009 - Bruce W./Batman, J. Crane - Complete
Shampoo reviews
As a young child, Severus adored mixing things together. However, one such experiment did not go according to plan.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,833 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Severus S., Tobias S. - Complete