Author has written 19 stories for NCIS, Harry Potter, Avatar: Last Airbender, Twilight, Pretty Little Liars, Covert Affairs, Victorious, Young Justice, Once Upon a Time, and Legend of Korra.
"Hola, me llamo songbird'ssmile. I like smiley faces, lipgloss, and headbands. My favorite season is winter. I like faries, vampires, werewolves, merpeople, and the supernatural. I belive music and writing is life.
books: Twilight, The Hunger Games, The Book Thief, Tuck Everlasting, Uglies, Matched, and Gallagher Girls
shows: NCIS, NCIS LA, Psych, House md, Wharehouse 13, Lie to Me, Whitecollar, Rizzoli and Isles, Covert Affairs, Dollhouse(yes i know it was canceled), Pretty Little Liars, Young Justice, Teen Titans, Switched at Birth, Avatar The Last Airbender, Legend of Korra, and OUat
movies: Avatar, (everything else these days seems to be a remake off something.)
If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it’s weird.
People fear the strange and unusual. I am the strange and unusual."
I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it by not dying.
Smile. It confuses people.
"Some people are like Slinkies. They're really good for nothing. But they still really bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs."
The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.
-"I'm going to try to be me, whoever that is..."
Officer, I swear to drunk, I'm not God.
SARCASM is just another free service I offer.
I like you. When the world is mine, your death shall be quick and painless.
I'm not ALWAYS late. Sometimes I just don't show up.
is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss.
I’ve got problem for your solution…
All people have the right to stupidity but some abuse the privilege.
You can’t be late until you show up.
The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.
War doesn’t determine who’s right. War determines who’s left.
Knowledge is realizing that the street is one-way; wisdom is looking both directions anyway.
Never interrupt your opponent while he’s making a mistake.
You never learn anything by doing it right.
Every rule has an exception, especially this one.
Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.
It’s so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don’t say it.
As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error.
Fiction writing is great; you can make up almost anything.
If aliens are looking for intelligent life, WHY THE HECK ARE YOU SCARED?!
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I’m not sure about the former.
If you have noticed this notice you will have noticed that this notice is not worth noticing
The best way to destroy an enemy is to make him a friend.
Friends are God’s way of taking care of us.
Some people come into our lives and quickly go. Some stay for awhile and leave footprints on our hearts. And we are never, ever the same.
Everyone is a friend, until they prove otherwise.
Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.
Don't be so humble - you're not that great.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.
I wrote your name in the sky, but the wind blew it away. I wrote your name in the sand, but the waves splashed it away. I wrote your name in my heart, and it lasted forever.
Sarcasm helps keep you from telling people what you really think of them.
Psychology Mind over matter Mind under matter? It doesn't matter. Never mind.
Let's flip a coin. Heads, we’ll be together, tails, we'll flip again.
Life isn't passing me by; it's trying to run me over.
My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.
I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
Don't frown, even when you're sad, someone could be falling in love with your smile.
Last night I looked up at the stars and matched each star to a reason I love you. I was doing fine until I ran out of stars.
To the world, you are just one person, but to one person, you are the world.
Charm is a way of getting the answer yes without asking a clear question.
Some minds are like concrete, thoroughly mixed and permanently set.
Tell the truth and run.
All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.
When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.
Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic ... maybe we should have amateurs build everything.
If the sky is the limit, then what is space, over the limit?
Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words “poli” meaning many, and “tics” as in 'bloodsucking creatures'?
Why is it when we talk to God we are praying, but when God talks to us we are crazy?
When life hands you lemons, throw those lemons right back at it and tell life to make its own dang lemonade.
You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.
He said, "I love you”, I laughed and said, "Sorry, I'm allergic to BS."
Of course I'm talking to myself. Who else can I trust?
I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers.
I smile because I have no idea what's going on.
Life was so simple when boys had cooties.
You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, and I laugh even harder.
I'm the kind of person who will burst out laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.
I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love
I don't obsess! I think intensely.
The greatest challenge in life is to find someone who knows all your flaws, differences, and mistakes, and yet still sees the best in you.
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.
Those who don't learn from history are doomed to repeat it.
Real girls aren't perfect, perfect girls aren't real.
I'd rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I'm not.
Why is it that people are fine with everyone having a different job or going to a different school, but if you say you follow a different religion, you are weird?
All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies.
Note to Self: Normal is just a setting on washing machines.
I would be more scared if you were aiming for the person next to me
My heart is not a playground
Did you just call me a bitch? Because a bitch is a dog Dogs bark. Bark is on trees. Trees are a part of nature. And nature is beautiful. I know I'm beautiful! Thanks for the complement.
I'm not so good at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?
If you don't like me, there is nothing I can do. Here's a newsflash Honey, I don't live to please you.
What is easy is not always right, and what is right is not always easy.
Someone who thinks logically provides a nice contrast to the real world.
Nothing is more discouraging than unappreciated sarcasm.
It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.
Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian; any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it.
A person who aims at nothing is sure to hit it.
Those who cast the votes decide nothing. Those who count the votes decide everything.
"When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets."
"I can't die, because I'm the main character of my own life."
I took the road less traveled... and got really freaking lost
The bamboo that bends is stronger than the oak that resists.
Books have knowledge, knowledge is power, power corrupts, corruption is a crime, and crime doesn't pay. So everytime you read a book, you're going broke. And that's why I didn't do my book report!
I sit in the corner as America flips the political table, gets the fight really heated, and slowly backs out of the bar.
You have to think outside the cardboard cube.
Insert evil laugh here
You off my planet!
Watch your f--ing language!
The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.
Forgive your enemies. It messes up their heads.
The optimist proclaims we live in the best of all possible worlds; the pessimist fears it is true.
In a dog-eat-dog world the best thing to do is become a cat.
First the good die young. Then the bad die old; thus leaving us with only politicians left.
Rules are like paperclips. Meant to hold things together, fun to bend, and easy to twist out of shape.
I hit rock bottom. Then I start digging.
Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia= Fear of long words. No, really?
Everyone smiles in the same language.
I didn't lose my mind. I sold it on eBay!
When life gives you oranges, throw them back and ask why everyone else got lemons.
Those of you who think you know everything annoy those of us that do.
Are you INSANE! ...no wait that's me.
George Bush. Two words: Bad Prez.
If you’re walking on thin ice, you might as well dance
Curiosity killed the cat, but I'm not a cat so that's not my problem.
I'm worse than evil, I'm the author.
The voices in my head think you have problems.
If you come looking for trouble, you'll find it.
By the time you've read this, you've already read it!
Don't steal, the government hates competition.
I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.
Right now I am having amnesia and deja vu at the same time; I think I've forgotten this before.
Time flies like the wind, fruit flies like bananas.
If you don't like my driving then stay off the sidewalk
I don't like to repeat things, so listen carefully the first six times.
Quotes that sum up the twilght series
"Oh"- Bella Swan - Twilght
"mine" - Jacob Black - New Moon
"MINE" - Edward Cullen - Eclipse
"Oops" - Edward Cullen - Breaking Dawn
FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."
FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.
BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"
FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.
BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.
FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.
BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"
FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.
BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.
FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.
BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.
FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.
BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"
FRIENDS: Will help you move.
BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.
FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves, they are the reason why you have no food.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin’ "DAMN!" we messed up!
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Won’t tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when you’re not down anymore.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.
FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (Aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.
FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste!
FRIENDS: Would read ignore this.
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this crap!
Apples on the Trees
Girls are like apples on trees.
The best ones are at the top of the tree.
The boys don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples from the grounds that aren’t as good, but easy.
So the apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing.
They just have to wait for the right boy to come along,
The one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.
If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:
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This is Bunny. He will control the world
I'm INTO THEATRE & ART, so I MUST be a MELODRAMATIC
I’m a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I’m A GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian
I’m a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie
I’m a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life
I'm IRISH, so I MUST be an alcoholic
I have A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS so I MUST be dating them all
I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd
I'm a GIRL so I MUST be useless and bossed around
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm INDEPENDANTt, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have no clue.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I’m a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
I am a GIRL, so boys MUST be better than me at sports.
I am a GIRL, so I MUST only be good at work.
I’m A GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress.
I LOVE TO READ, so I MUST be a geek.
I don’t TALK IN CLASS so I MUST have no friends.
I'm BISEXUAL so i MUST want to fuck everyone
I'm a TEENAGER so I MUST BE STREOTYPED
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's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.
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92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you are one of the 8 who would be laughing their butts off.
: I'm sorry. I treated you like a girl when I should have treated you like a warrior.
: The world can't afford to lose you to the Fire Nation, Aang. And neither can I.
: Think about it. No matter where we go, Prince Zuko and the Fire Benders manage to find us. It's because they spot Appa. He's just too noticeable.
: I'm too young to die!
Villager: Aunt Wu reads from the clouds whether or not our village will be destroyed by the volcano.
: My aura has never been pinker!
: You've been hallucinating on cactus juice all day, and now you lick something you find stuck to the wall of a cave?
: I'M BEGGING YOU, PRINCE ZUKO! It's time for you to look inward and start asking yourself the big question: who are you and what do YOU want?
: after Jet is wounded in battle and Jet promised Katara he was going to be okay He's lying.
: You want me to be like you or to be totally honest?
“You must learn to see beyond the little men.”-Andrew Simpson-Smith; Scott Westerfeld, Extras
“I guess sometimes you have to lie to find the truth.”-Frizz; Scott Westerfeld, Extras
“Dying’s one of those things that can’t be fixed. Not by talking about it, not with all the brain surge in the world.”-Tally; Scott Westerfeld, Extras
Freedom has a way of destroying things.-Scott Westerfeld, Specials
What you do, the way you think, makes you beautiful.” -David, Uglies
“I can’t imagine anything worse than being required to have fun.” -Shay, Uglies
“It doesn’t take much convincing to make someone believe they’re better than everyone else.” -Tally, Specials
“I know what it’s like to be manipulated, Aya-la. And I know what it’s like to be in danger. While your city was building you mansions to live in, my friends and I have been protecting this planet. We’ve spilled more blood than you have flowing in your veins. So don’t try to make me feel guilty!” -Tally, Extras
Everyone in the world was programmed by the place they were born, hemmed in by their beliefs, but you had to at least try to grow your own brain
I don’t need to be cured, just like I don’t need to cut myself to think. From now on no one rewires my mind but me.
THINGS TO DO ON AN ELEVATOR:
Note: I don't own this list. I just found it on the Internet.
1)Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.
2)Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, damn it, all of you just shut UP!"
3)Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.
4)Sell Girl Scout cookies.
5)On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.
6)Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"
7)Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.
8)Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
9)When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, and then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
10)Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.
11)On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.
12)Do Tai Chi exercises.
13)Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"
14)Give religious tracts to each passenger.
16)Sing "Mary had a little lamb" while continually pushing buttons.
17)Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends.
18)Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
19)Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.
20)Leave a box between the doors.
21)Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them.
22)Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers "through" it.
23)Start a sing-along.
24)When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "is that your beeper?"
25)Say "Ding!" at each floor.
26)Lean against the button panel.
27)Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons.
28)Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
29)Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space.
30)Bring a chair along.Pull your gum out of your mouth in long strings.
31)Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
32)Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively.Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
33)Wear "X-Ray Specs" and leer suggestively at the passengers.
34)Stare at your thumb and say "I think it's getting larger."
35)If anyone brushes against you, recoil and holler "Bad touch!"
36)Bring a water pistol. Soak everyone's shoes.
37)Start brushing off invisible bugs from your arms, screaming "Aaughh! Get them off!"
38)Challenge your neighbor to a "Tic-Tac-Toe" tournament.
39)Laugh hysterically for five seconds, stop, and glare at the other passengers like they are crazy.
40)Charge into the elevator dripping wet, holding a towel and wearing only a bath robe mutter something about how husbands/wives always come home early just when it's getting to the good part.
41)Make chalk drawings on the walls.
42)As the elevator is going up, jump violently up and down, shouting "Down! I said down, damn it!"
43)Crouch in one corner and growl menacingly at everyone who gets on.
“No person was ever honored for what he received. Honor has been the reward for what he gave.”
12/29/12: Hey i honestly don't know if anyone every looks at profiles but if you do well i've deleated a few stories and if your really broken up about anyof them not being there just PM me and i'll think about doing something. At this point My korrasami fict might be deleated too and i'msorry the whole iudea got awy from me and died i will replace it if i haven't alredy with a bunch of oneshot and or another story but i cant have my unfinished stories dragging me down any longer.
as for unfinished stories still left up i will finish up
A Breach of Protocal but Hogwarts the Next Generation is ofically dead(in the mean time) the computer that had those files died a long time ago and so did my obsession.
i am truly sorry, sincerely Song ;)
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