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Joined 08-11-09, id: 2043892, Profile Updated: 03-28-14
Author has written 14 stories for SpongeBob SquarePants, Vocaloid, Simpsons, and Twilight.

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NOTE: I'm another one of those authors who take forever to update their ongoing stories or finish one-shots. So prepare for waits between new chapters or stories. (Actually, my average update time is once a month. By this site's standards, that's kinda decent.)

Currently Writing: --
Ongoing: --
Unfinished: There's all sorts of one-shots on my laptop that are in an unfinished state...
Planned: ...OK. I know I said I wanted to write something new, but so far, I've had little to no creative energy - most of it has gone onto college. And now exams are coming up, so all of my attention has turned to studying. I'm not sure when I'll be able to write a new fanfic again, so I do apologise for real life getting in the way of things.


Gender: I'm female. Considering that approximately 80% of the users on this site are female, I don't think it's very surprising.

Age: Go Google it. ...Actually, I'm 17. Since I've stated my age on other websites, continuing to hide it on FanFiction was kinda pointless by now.

I like: Reading; gaming; writing; animation; history; politics; astronomy; music; crossovers (sometimes); reading good fanfics; the colours blue and army green; military hardware (or anything to do with the military really...); the beach; planes, trains & cars; science fiction; robots.

I STRONGLY dislike: Mary Sues; idiots; badfics; trolls (usually. Sometimes, trolls are funny); ignorance; shopping (mostly clothes shopping); extremism (religious, political, etc.); weeaboos; incest; actual war; writer's block; the Animation Age Ghetto; Mpreg; pedophilia; necrophilia; egotists.


Favourite...

Cartoons: SpongeBob SquarePants (Seasons 1-3); Ed Edd n Eddy; The Simpsons; Family Guy; South Park; Rugrats; Hi Hi Puffy AmiYumi; Cramp Twins; House of Mouse; My Life as a Teenage Robot; Beavis and Butthead; Wallace and Gromit.

Anime/Manga: Higurashi no Naku Koro ni; Puella Magi Madoka Magica; Sailor Moon; Elfen Lied; Tokyo Mew Mew; Bottle Fairy; The Legend of Koizumi; Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei; Kino's Journey (Kino no Tabi); AIR TV; Azumanga Daioh.

Live Action Shows: Mock the Week; Qi; Top Gear; Russell Howard's Good News; Dad's Army; Mystery Science Theater 3000; The Young Ones; Bottom; Red Dwarf; Blackadder Goes Forth; Father Ted.

Movies: Monsters vs. Aliens; Night at the Museum 1 & 2; The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie; Fantastic Mr. Fox; Indiana Jones; AKIRA; Patton; Highlander; Iron Sky; The Fifth Element.
Disney Animated Canon: Treasure Planet; The Rescuers; Lilo and Stitch; Beauty and the Beast; The Lion King; Oliver and Company; 101 Dalmatians; Meet the Robinsons; Wreck-It Ralph; Frozen.
Pixar: Toy Story; Monsters Inc.; Ratatouille; Up.
Studio Ghibli: My Neighbour Totoro; Ponyo.

Games: Super Mario Bros.; Pokemon; Kirby; Mr. Driller; Tetris; Super Smash Bros.; Kingdom Hearts; WarioWare Inc.; Hatsune Miku: Project DIVA; Yoshi's Island; VVVVVV; Fragile Dreams; Animal Crossing; EarthBound; Mega Man.

Books: Just about all of Roald Dahl's childrens' books; Of Mice and Men; Lord of the Flies; Horrible Histories.

Music:
Genres: Trance; House; Techno; New Wave; Chiptune; Eurobeat; UK Garage; some Rock and Metal.
Singers/Bands: The Vocaloids; Kraftwerk (and by extension, Karl Bartos); Daft Punk; Nightcore; OceanLab; Eiffel 65; Tears For Fears; Devo; Yellow Magic Orchestra; Kate Bush; Thomas Dolby; Jean Michel Jarre.


Quote Bin:

"Nipah!"
-- Rika Furude; Higurashi no Naku Koro ni.

"Is mayonnaise an instrument?"
-- Patrick Star; "Band Geeks".

"ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US!"
-- CATS; Zero Wing's (infamous) opening sequence.

"DEEUUGGHHH!!"
-- Random Fish; "Something Smells".

Patrick: "Maybe a story will cheer you up. It's called "The Ugly Barnacle"! Once there was an ugly Barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died! The End!"
SpongeBob: "That didn't help at all!"
-- SpongeBob and Patrick; "Something Smells".

SpongeBob: "I'm ugly and I'm proud! I'm ugly and I'm proud! I'm ugly and I'm proud!"
Squidward: "Is that what he calls it?"
-- SpongeBob and Squidward; "Something Smells".

SpongeBob: "Patrick! Are you OK?"
Patrick: "FINLAND!"
-- SpongeBob and Patrick; "Frankendoodle".

"Remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets!"
-- SpongeBob; "One Krabs's Trash".

"It's a dollar! I win!"
-- Patrick Star; "Wet Painters".

"People are evil. Fear people. They are known to eat oranges."
-- Uncyclopedia.

"This world, which filled wonderful things is endless. One day, I meet you there, again. And I sing this song..."
-- VOCALOID Miriam; lyrics from Samsara.

"There's no shame in knowing it's a Crapsack World, or that Humans are Bastards, or that Anyone Can Die. The real strength is knowing this, and going on anyway. Perhaps it is easier for those with religion. I don't know. But it's damned beautiful that we have good people in a bad world. And that, that we have good people in a world that seems dead set on corrupting them, is what makes this troper cry."
-- Unknown Troper; Real Life Tear Jerker page; TV Tropes.

Patrick: "These are some ugly looking fish."
SpongeBob:
"Maybe we're near one of those toxic waste dumps."
Mr. Krabs:
"I think I'm gonna be sick!"
-- SpongeBob, Patrick and Mr Krabs; "Band Geeks".

"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUCKERS!"
-- "Dumblydore"; My Immortal.

Spanish Teacher: "Señor butthead, como es Juan?"
Butthead:
"Uhmmm... burritos?"
Spanish Teacher:
"No no no, Como es juan? Como es juan?"
Butthead:
"Uhmmm... Guacamole."
Spanish Teacher:
"No no no, señor Beavis, Como es juan?"
Beavis:
"Uhhh... Spaghetti."
Spanish Teacher:
"Spaghetti?! That's Italian you moron!"
-- Beavis and Butthead VS Spanish teacher; "No Laughing".

"You can't fight progress, no matter how strange it sounds."
-- Miriam Stockley; voice provider of VOCALOID1 Miriam.

"Eddy's in pain now, he'll have to call ya back!"
-- Ed; "Sorry, Wrong Ed".

Peter: "Brian, my cereal has a message in it! It says 'Oooooooh!'"
Brian: "Peter, those are Cheerios."
-- Peter and Brian Griffin.

Frankie: "I've been a serial killer for four years, and the police have never given me a nickname... but then you bite ONE GUY ON THE ARSE, and suddenly you're The Buttmuncher!"
Russell: (Leaping in pain) "AAAAHH!! THE BUTTMUNCHER'S GOT ME!! THE BUTTMUNCHER'S GOT ME!!"
-- Frankie Boyle and Russell Howard; "Unlikely Lines from a Thriller"; Mock the Week.

"I am a zombie, and I will malice you with a shoehorn!"
-- Ed; "The Good Ol' Ed".

Ed: (Using a saw) "Vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom... I cut the air in two! This side's yours, Double D!"
Edd: "We can share the air, Ed!"
Eddy: "It's my air; I ain't sharing! Ed, stop sawing the air!"
-- Ed, Edd & Eddy; "Momma's Little Ed".

SpongeBob: "We're not doing so well, Patrick. We need a new approach, a new tactic!"
Patrick: "Hmmm... I got it! Let's get naked!"
SpongeBob: "No, let's save that for when we're selling real estate..."
-- SpongeBob and Patrick; "Chocolate With Nuts".

"That's because I'm gonna become much much more happy from now on. I'm not gonna compromise with just this. We are gonna take back all of our happiness that we lost. For me, that's about a hundred years' worth. For you, a thousand years' worth."
-- Rika Furude; her note at the end of Matsuribayashi-hen; Higurashi Kai.

"My name is Ivan. I like you!"
-- Russian Soldier; Stalin vs. Martians. (Get used to that quote when you start playing the game, because they say it ALL THE TIME.)

"Why must eleven minutes of my life be filled with misery!"
-- Squidward; breaking the fourth wall.

"You awake. Bart is d'oh."
-- "Dr. Hiibart"; Lisa is Pregnant.

"Don't forget. Always, somewhere, someone is fighting for you. As long as you remember her, you are not alone."
-- Homura Akemi; Puella Magi Madoka Magica.

"We do have a lot in common. The same Earth, the same air, the same sky. Maybe if we started looking at what's the same instead of always looking at what's different... Well, who knows?"
-- Meowth; Pokemon: The First Movie.

"I see now that the circumstances of one's birth are irrelevant; it is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are."
-- Mewtwo; Pokemon: The First Movie.

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Giant Robot Hitler and Friends by TastyCheds reviews
Berlin 1945. Hitler is playing scrabble as the Russian bear mauls the city and decides to defeat the enemy using his new super weapon: a giant robot. Little does he know the exciting journey that he will go on as he travels forward in time and teams up with Megatron to defeat the Autobots, Americans, and everything in between.
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,669 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/20/2013 - Published: 1/7/2010
Plankton's Eye View by Monica Gilbey-Bieber reviews
After ten years in prison, Plankton has been given a second chance to redeem himself and turn his life around, which is something that is almost impossible at his current bitter state, but he will take the chance. This is my first serious fanfic. Enjoy!
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 34,210 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/2/2013 - Published: 4/27/2012 - Plankton - Complete
Unhinge Your Thoughts by MysteryAgain reviews
Lisa introduces Bart to FanbaseLit, a site that allows people to write stories based on other stories. Hilarity ensues as the siblings and other Springfielders use it. Disclaimer: I'm not trying to insult this site.
Simpsons - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,792 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/11/2013 - Published: 8/26/2012 - Bart S.
The Thompsons by TheCartoonFanatic01 reviews
AU. What if Homer and Marge weren't the parents of Bart, Lisa, and Maggie? With a workaholic father and an abusive mother who argue amongst one another, the children live a nightmarish home life. But when they move to Springfield, they find a new life at school, where they befriend Homer, one of the groundskeepers, and Marge, a second-grade schoolteacher. R&R! COMPLETE!
Simpsons - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 54,533 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 2/7/2013 - Published: 8/21/2012 - Marge S., Lisa S. - Complete
I Wanna Be The Ralph by StupidSequel reviews
After getting drunk at Tappers, Ralph finds out his drunk episode is on YouTube and decides to redeem himself by going through I Wanna Be The Guy. He chickens out and moves to Crazy Bus, the easiest and most pointless game. While Ralph is gone, Felix decides that Cybugs are a good replacement for wrecking things, until their replacement makes him reluctant to move in with Calhoun.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,265 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/18/2013 - Wreck-It Ralph, Sgt. T. J. Calhoun - Complete
SpongeBob's Journal by Pyrze4132 reviews
SpongeBob just got a new journal for Christmas, and he's going to record what happens on each and every day of his life for 2012. MAY NOW UP!
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,117 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/10/2012 - Published: 12/31/2011 - SpongeBob
E350's Happy Fluffy Reviews of Really Bad Fanfics by E350 reviews
Rated for mild crude humour. E350 has gathered up characters from shows we like and avowed to review fanfictions - the good, the bad, and the plain wacky. And no - he isn't ripping of Mystery Science Theatre. Or the Nostalgia Critic. Honest.
Cartoon X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 42 - Words: 99,455 - Reviews: 391 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 9/24/2012 - Published: 5/13/2010 - Complete
The Great Charlie Rescue by The Jonny T Factor reviews
Charlie the Unicorn has been kidnapped, and now the other unicorns have asked for the help of the Nostalgia Critic. Will they be able to save Charlie? Prepare for randomness. R&R.
Web Shows - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,213 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/8/2012 - Published: 12/9/2010 - Nostalgia Critic - Complete
Requiem For a Superhero by TwoCentsForFree reviews
Bikini Bottom comes together to mourn one of their own. Crafted as a tribute to the late Ernest Borgnine.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 800 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/18/2012 - Mermaid Man, Barnacle Boy - Complete
First Day of School by OnnaMusha reviews
Little SpongeBob was really excited and couldn't wait for his first day of school. Oneshot, fluff.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 382 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/15/2012 - SpongeBob - Complete
Go Google It by Lithium Suicide reviews
This was the first and last time Luka would try internet dating.
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,360 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 303 - Updated: 9/15/2011 - Published: 4/25/2009 - Luka M., Gakupo K./Gackpoid
Home by E350 reviews
Gary is very sick and Sandy is being forced to leave Bikini Bottom. All in all, this is not a good time for Spongebob Squarepants, and it's only going to get worse. Rated for some dramatic themes; Spandy.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,613 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/14/2011 - Published: 3/16/2011 - SpongeBob, Sandy - Complete
Acts of God by Ysavvryl reviews
He can write anything. He can solve everything. So what can you do when the Scribblenaut becomes the problem?
Scribblenauts - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,170 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/10/2011 - Complete
S H E N A N I G A N S by Kishes reviews
Pretending to be a couple isn't easy, you know? Especially when musician Kamui Gakupo isn't really faking about how he feels towards man-hating diva, Megurine Luka! GakupoxLuka, Rated M for extreme language and perversions in this CRACK fic
Vocaloid - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,228 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 1/11/2011 - Published: 4/27/2010 - Gakupo K./Gackpoid, Luka M.
When Two Worlds Combine by Clear Blue reviews
Tabuu has revived and he going to use the Vocaloid world for something evil, soon he'll also rule the Smash World, too. Not only that, Miku suddenly got seperated from the other vocaloids, luckily she met Marth, an Altean Prince..."Cancelled"
Crossover - Super Smash Brothers & Vocaloid - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,370 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/28/2010 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Marth, Miku H.
Luigi's New Pet by spiritlight25 reviews
After Mario goes to rescue Peach again, Luigi sets off in search of his own pet. When he stumbles across a strange creature, he decides to take care of it himself, not realizing that taking care of a Pokemon is not always an easy ride.
Crossover - Pokémon & Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,090 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/18/2010 - Published: 6/27/2009 - Pikachu, Luigi
Fun With Ventrilo by Historyman101 reviews
We all know Neru is a troll, but let's see what happens when she takes her trolling skills to the world of ventrilo and use it to annoy the hell out of anyone she happens to find. Who will fall victim to her vent harassments next! Rated T for some lang
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,065 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/8/2010 - Published: 12/15/2009 - Neru A.
Pane of Existence: Director's Cut by BlackNhite reviews
So much to do, so little time. But don't be afraid... the door is still shut... At last officially completed with an extended ending. Newcomers and veteran readers alike, are you ready to open the doors?
Elfen Lied - Rated: T - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,501 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 10/15/2008 - Published: 2/4/2008 - Complete
Imagine by Wanda Wish reviews
What if, just maybe, things aren't always what we think.
Fairly OddParents - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 698 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/29/2006 - Timmy, Vicki - Complete
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Forgotten Voices reviews
A tribute of sorts to the delayed (and possibly abandoned) Vocaloids, Ring Suzune and Lui Hibiki. Deep in a long-forgotten basement laid two unfinished Vocaloids. They were promised fame, fortune and a new life, but alas, that was never to be... Rated for character death and general safety.
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,465 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/16/2013 - Ring S., Lui H. - Complete
Goodbye, SpongeBob reviews
"Mr. SquarePants, I'm sorry to tell you this, but... Your grandmother has passed away." That was the sentence that changed SpongeBob's life forever. He couldn't believe it - it had all happened too quickly, too soon. He didn't even get a chance to say goodbye to her. But it seemed that Grandma SquarePants knew that too... Darkfic. Contains character death.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: T - English - Family/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,536 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/21/2013 - Published: 4/25/2013 - SpongeBob - Complete
Seven Colours reviews
Sandy explains to SpongeBob what a rainbow is scientifically. Spandy fluff.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 715 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/1/2013 - [SpongeBob, Sandy] - Complete
Meltdown reviews
In the future, Lisa is a depressed shut-in who has not left the family house in years. One night, however, she randomly decides to take a chance and goes outside of her own accord; but as she explores her home town, her sanity begins to slip... Inspired by the Vocaloid song, 'Meltdown', by Kagamine Rin. Darkfic. Rated for safety. COMPLETE!
Simpsons - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,848 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/19/2013 - Published: 1/22/2013 - Lisa S. - Complete
Felony reviews
Loads of fish have been going missing every weekend night in Bikini Bottom for years. Surely those disappearances weren't linked to the Chum Bucket... right? Darkfic. Rated for violence and character death. Now complete!
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: T - English - Crime/Horror - Chapters: 20 - Words: 31,142 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 1/11/2013 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Plankton, SpongeBob, Patrick, Sandy - Complete
I Can't Get Up! reviews
Luka finds Miku on the floor, unable to get up. 100-word drabble inspired by the Miku song of the same name.
Vocaloid - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 100 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/5/2012 - Miku H., Luka M. - Complete
Facade reviews
Everyone hides their true selves from the rest of the world. Miku Hatsune hides her true feelings from her fans, for example. Rated for some topics that get mentioned.
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,624 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/21/2012 - Miku H., Gumi/Megpoid - Complete
Gary's Life reviews
Gary monologues about his life with SpongeBob one morning. POVfic.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 614 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/4/2012 - Gary, SpongeBob - Complete
Midnight Drive reviews
Luka gets angry at the Vocaloids, and in a fit of rage, she drives away from the household. However, she didn't expect late-night car drives to be reflective on one's actions. Rated for some language.
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,280 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/1/2011 - Luka M. - Complete
It's A Fine Day reviews
Squidward only wanted a peaceful morning... Inspired by the song, 'It's a Fine Day', by Miss Jane.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 453 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/2/2010 - SpongeBob, Squidward - Complete
White Letter reviews
One day, SpongeBob found a drifting white letter in the wind. Based on the Vocaloid song, 'White Letter', by Hatsune Miku.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 709 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/9/2010 - SpongeBob - Complete
A Plankton's Crush On A Squirrel reviews
First attempt at Plankton/Sandy. Just a quick warning, but compared to my other fics, this is badly written in terms of formatting.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 463 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/1/2010 - [Plankton, Sandy] - Complete
If Sandy Read Twilight reviews
NOT A CROSSOVER! Yes, this is an Anti-Twilight fic. If you're a Twilight fan, I'd advise you not to read this. Implied Spandy. Rated for content and language.
Crossover - SpongeBob SquarePants & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,074 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Sandy, SpongeBob - Complete
Atlantis Squarepantis: The Alternate Ending! reviews
Exactly what it says on the tin; An alternate ending to Atlantis Squarepantis. AU, resolved Spandy. Rated for character deaths.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,472 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/18/2009 - SpongeBob, Sandy, Patrick, Squidward - Complete