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Joined 08-11-09, id: 2043892, Profile Updated: 06-12-17
Author has written 16 stories for SpongeBob SquarePants, Vocaloid, Simpsons, Misc. Games, and Twilight.

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Planned: Yeah, I'm pretty dead on this site nowadays. I've become a university student now, and I didn't quite realise how extremely busy and time-consuming attempting a degree actually is in comparison to doing an A-Level at college; so I'm just gonna come out and say that I'm on a forced indefinite hiatus until further notice. The most annoying thing about all this is that I've actually got a plan for a multi-chapter fic about Animal Crossing in the works now, but I don't have a lot of time nowadays to work on it. Ugh... I'm really sorry about this, but I'm still open to PMs if you want to contact me about anything.

Gender: Female.

Age: 21.

I like: Reading; video games; writing; animation; history; politics; astronomy; music; crossovers (sometimes); the colours blue, army green and pink; military hardware and uniforms; the beach; planes, trains and cars; science fiction; robots; time travel.

I STRONGLY dislike: Mary Sues; idiots; bad fanfiction; trolls (usually. Sometimes, trolls are funny); ignorance and bigotry; extremism (religious, political, etc.); weeaboos; incest; actual war; writer's block; the Animation Age Ghetto; Mpreg; pedophilia; necrophilia; egotism.


Cartoons: SpongeBob SquarePants (Seasons 1-3); Ed Edd n Eddy; The Simpsons (Seasons 1-8); Rick & Morty; Family Guy (Seasons 1-4); South Park; Rugrats; Cramp Twins; Beavis and Butt-Head; Wallace and Gromit; Tom & Jerry; Looney Tunes; Superjail.

Anime/Manga: Higurashi No Naku Koro Ni; Puella Magi Madoka Magica; Sailor Moon; Elfen Lied; Tokyo Mew Mew; Cardcaptor Sakura; Kino's Journey (Kino no Tabi); Azumanga Daioh; WataMote; Angelic Layer; Magic Knight Rayearth; Ghost in the Shell; Kamikaze Kaitou Jeanne; Full Moon O Sagashite; Princess Tutu.

Live Action Shows: Mock the Week; Qi; Top Gear; Russell Howard's Good News; Dad's Army; Mystery Science Theater 3000; The Young Ones; Bottom; Red Dwarf; Blackadder; Father Ted; Have I Got News For You.

Movies: Night at the Museum 1, 2 & 3; Indiana Jones; The Fifth Element; Austin Powers; Hot Fuzz; Kill Bill Vol. 1 & 2; Back to the Future Parts I, II & III; Wayne's World 1 & 2; Short Circuit 1 & 2; Blues Brothers; Revenge of the Nerds; Who Framed Roger Rabbit; Ghostbusters; Terminator 1 & 2; Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure.
Disney Animated Canon: Treasure Planet; The Rescuers; Lilo and Stitch; Beauty and the Beast; The Lion King; Oliver and Company; 101 Dalmatians; Meet the Robinsons; Wreck-It Ralph.
Pixar: Toy Story 1, 2 & 3; Monsters Inc.; The Incredibles; Ratatouille; Up; Inside Out.
Studio Ghibli: Princess Mononoke; Spirited Away; Nausicaa of the Valley of the Wind; Porco Rosso; My Neighbour Totoro; Ponyo; Kiki's Delivery Service; Laputa: Castle in the Sky.
Other Animated Movies: Monsters vs. Aliens; The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie and Sponge Out of Water; The Simpsons Movie; Fantastic Mr. Fox; The LEGO Movie; The Iron Giant; Shrek 1 & 2; AKIRA; The Girl Who Leapt Through Time; Perfect Blue; Millennium Actress; Paprika.

Games: Super Mario Bros.; Pokemon; Kirby; Mr. Driller; Tetris; Super Smash Bros.; Kingdom Hearts; WarioWare Inc.; Hatsune Miku: Project DIVA/Mirai; Yoshi's Island; VVVVVV; Fragile Dreams; Animal Crossing; EarthBound; Mega Man.

Books: Holes; The Secret Diary of Adrian Mole; The Edge; Chariots of the Gods; I, Robot.

Genres: Trance; House; Techno; Nightcore (yes, it's a genre); New Wave; Chiptune; Eurobeat; (Electronic) Hardcore; some Rock, Metal and Punk.
Singers/Bands: The Vocaloids; Kraftwerk (and by extension, Karl Bartos); Daft Punk; Eiffel 65; Tears For Fears; Devo; Yellow Magic Orchestra; 'Weird Al' Yankovic; Scatman John; The KLF; Welle: Erdball; t.A.T.u.

Quote Bin:

"Is mayonnaise an instrument?"
-- Patrick Star; "Band Geeks".

Patrick: "Maybe a story will cheer you up. It's called "The Ugly Barnacle"! Once there was an ugly Barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died! The End!"
SpongeBob: "That didn't help at all!"
-- SpongeBob and Patrick; "Something Smells".

SpongeBob: "I'm ugly and I'm proud! I'm ugly and I'm proud! I'm ugly and I'm proud!"
Squidward: "Is that what he calls it?"
-- SpongeBob and Squidward; "Something Smells".

SpongeBob: "Patrick! Are you OK?"
Patrick: "FINLAND!"
-- SpongeBob and Patrick; "Frankendoodle".

"Remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets!"
-- SpongeBob; "One Krabs's Trash".

"It's a dollar! I win!"
-- Patrick Star; "Wet Painters".

"This world, which filled wonderful things is endless. One day, I meet you there, again. And I sing this song..."
-- VOCALOID Miriam; lyrics from Samsara.

"There's no shame in knowing it's a Crapsack World, or that Humans are Bastards, or that Anyone Can Die. The real strength is knowing this, and going on anyway. Perhaps it is easier for those with religion. I don't know. But it's damned beautiful that we have good people in a bad world. And that, that we have good people in a world that seems dead set on corrupting them, is what makes this troper cry."
-- Unknown Troper; Real Life Tear Jerker page; TV Tropes.

Patrick: "These are some ugly looking fish."
"Maybe we're near one of those toxic waste dumps."
Mr. Krabs:
"I think I'm gonna be sick!"
-- SpongeBob, Patrick and Mr Krabs; "Band Geeks".

-- "Dumblydore"; My Immortal.

Spanish Teacher: "Señor butthead, como es Juan?"
"Uhmmm... burritos?"
Spanish Teacher:
"No no no, Como es juan? Como es juan?"
"Uhmmm... Guacamole."
Spanish Teacher:
"No no no, señor Beavis, Como es juan?"
"Uhhh... Spaghetti."
Spanish Teacher:
"Spaghetti?! That's Italian you moron!"
-- Beavis and Butthead VS Spanish teacher; "No Laughing".

"You can't fight progress, no matter how strange it sounds."
-- Miriam Stockley; voice provider of VOCALOID1 Miriam.

Peter: "Brian, my cereal has a message in it! It says 'Oooooooh!'"
Brian: "Peter, those are Cheerios."
-- Peter and Brian Griffin.

Frankie: "I've been a serial killer for four years, and the police have never given me a nickname... but then you bite ONE GUY ON THE ARSE, and suddenly you're The Buttmuncher!"
-- Frankie Boyle and Russell Howard; "Unlikely Lines from a Thriller"; Mock the Week.

"I am a zombie, and I will malice you with a shoehorn!"
-- Ed; "The Good Ol' Ed".

Ed: (Using a saw) "Vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom... I cut the air in two! This side's yours, Double D!"
Edd: "We can share the air, Ed!"
Eddy: "It's my air; I ain't sharing! Ed, stop sawing the air!"
-- Ed, Edd & Eddy; "Momma's Little Ed".

SpongeBob: "We're not doing so well, Patrick. We need a new approach, a new tactic!"
Patrick: "Hmmm... I got it! Let's get naked!"
SpongeBob: "No, let's save that for when we're selling real estate..."
-- SpongeBob and Patrick; "Chocolate With Nuts".

"That's because I'm gonna become much much more happy from now on. I'm not gonna compromise with just this. We are gonna take back all of our happiness that we lost. For me, that's about a hundred years' worth. For you, a thousand years' worth."
-- Rika Furude; her note at the end of Matsuribayashi-hen; Higurashi Kai.

"My name is Ivan. I like you!"
-- Russian Soldier; Stalin vs. Martians. (Get used to that quote when you start playing the game, because they say it ALL THE TIME.)

"Why must eleven minutes of my life be filled with misery!"
-- Squidward; breaking the fourth wall.

"You awake. Bart is d'oh."
-- "Dr. Hiibart"; Lisa is Pregnant.

"Don't forget. Always, somewhere, someone is fighting for you. As long as you remember her, you are not alone."
-- Homura Akemi; Puella Magi Madoka Magica.

"We do have a lot in common. The same Earth, the same air, the same sky. Maybe if we started looking at what's the same instead of always looking at what's different... Well, who knows?"
-- Meowth; Pokemon: The First Movie.

"I see now that the circumstances of one's birth are irrelevant; it is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are."
-- Mewtwo; Pokemon: The First Movie.

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    Giant Robot Hitler and Friends by TastyCheds reviews
    Berlin 1945. Hitler is playing scrabble as the Russian bear mauls the city and decides to defeat the enemy using his new super weapon: a giant robot. Little does he know the exciting journey that he will go on as he travels forward in time and teams up with Megatron to defeat the Autobots, Americans, and everything in between.
    Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,664 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/22/2014 - Published: 1/7/2010
    Plankton's Eye View by Monica Gilbey-Bieber reviews
    After ten years in prison, Plankton has been given a second chance to redeem himself and turn his life around, which is something that is almost impossible at his current bitter state, but he will take the chance. This is my first serious fanfic. Enjoy!
    SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 34,210 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/2/2013 - Published: 4/27/2012 - Plankton - Complete
    Unhinge Your Thoughts by MysteryAgain reviews
    Lisa introduces Bart to FanbaseLit, a site that allows people to write stories based on other stories. Hilarity ensues as the siblings and other Springfielders use it. Disclaimer: I'm not trying to insult this site.
    Simpsons - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,792 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/11/2013 - Published: 8/26/2012 - Bart S.
    The Thompsons by TheCartoonFanatic01 reviews
    AU. What if Homer and Marge weren't the parents of Bart, Lisa, and Maggie? With a workaholic father and an abusive mother who argue amongst one another, the children live a nightmarish home life. But when they move to Springfield, they find a new life at school, where they befriend Homer, one of the groundskeepers, and Marge, a second-grade schoolteacher. R&R! COMPLETE!
    Simpsons - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 54,533 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 2/7/2013 - Published: 8/21/2012 - Marge S., Lisa S. - Complete
    SpongeBob's Journal by Pyrze4132 reviews
    SpongeBob just got a new journal for Christmas, and he's going to record what happens on each and every day of his life for 2012. MAY NOW UP!
    SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,117 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/10/2012 - Published: 12/31/2011 - SpongeBob
    E350's Happy Fluffy Reviews of Really Bad Fanfics by E350 reviews
    Rated for mild crude humour. E350 has gathered up characters from shows we like and avowed to review fanfictions - the good, the bad, and the plain wacky. And no - he isn't ripping of Mystery Science Theatre. Or the Nostalgia Critic. Honest.
    Cartoon X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 42 - Words: 99,455 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 9/24/2012 - Published: 5/13/2010 - Complete
    The Great Charlie Rescue by The Jonny T Factor reviews
    Charlie the Unicorn has been kidnapped, and now the other unicorns have asked for the help of the Nostalgia Critic. Will they be able to save Charlie? Prepare for randomness. R&R.
    Web Shows - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,213 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/8/2012 - Published: 12/9/2010 - Nostalgia Critic - Complete
    Requiem For a Superhero by TwoCentsForFree reviews
    Bikini Bottom comes together to mourn one of their own. Crafted as a tribute to the late Ernest Borgnine.
    SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 800 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/18/2012 - Mermaid Man, Barnacle Boy - Complete
    First Day of School by OnnaMusha reviews
    Little SpongeBob was really excited and couldn't wait for his first day of school. Oneshot, fluff.
    SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 382 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/15/2012 - SpongeBob - Complete
    Go Google It by Lithium Suicide reviews
    This was the first and last time Luka would try internet dating.
    Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,360 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 328 - Updated: 9/15/2011 - Published: 4/25/2009 - Luka M., Gakupo K./Gackpoid
    Home by E350 reviews
    Gary is very sick and Sandy is being forced to leave Bikini Bottom. All in all, this is not a good time for Spongebob Squarepants, and it's only going to get worse. Rated for some dramatic themes; Spandy.
    SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,613 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/14/2011 - Published: 3/16/2011 - SpongeBob, Sandy - Complete
    Acts of God by Ysavvryl reviews
    He can write anything. He can solve everything. So what can you do when the Scribblenaut becomes the problem?
    Scribblenauts - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,170 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/10/2011 - Complete
    S H E N A N I G A N S by Kishes reviews
    Pretending to be a couple isn't easy, you know? Especially when musician Kamui Gakupo isn't really faking about how he feels towards man-hating diva, Megurine Luka! GakupoxLuka, Rated M for extreme language and perversions in this CRACK fic
    Vocaloid - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,228 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 1/11/2011 - Published: 4/27/2010 - Gakupo K./Gackpoid, Luka M.
    When Two Worlds Combine by Clear Blue reviews
    Tabuu has revived and he going to use the Vocaloid world for something evil, soon he'll also rule the Smash World, too. Not only that, Miku suddenly got seperated from the other vocaloids, luckily she met Marth, an Altean Prince..."Cancelled"
    Crossover - Super Smash Brothers & Vocaloid - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,370 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/28/2010 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Marth, Miku H.
    Pane of Existence: Director's Cut by BlackNhite reviews
    So much to do, so little time. But don't be afraid... the door is still shut... At last officially completed with an extended ending. Newcomers and veteran readers alike, are you ready to open the doors?
    Elfen Lied - Rated: T - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,501 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 10/15/2008 - Published: 2/4/2008 - Complete
    Imagine by Wanda Wish reviews
    What if, just maybe, things aren't always what we think.
    Fairly OddParents - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 698 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/29/2006 - Timmy, Vicki - Complete
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    The Military Buff reviews
    Mr. Krabs has a secret - one so shocking, he cannot reveal it to anyone, not even his daughter. In fact, his secret requires him to spend a lot of money, going completely against his moneygrubbing personality. Under his normal exterior, Krabs is secretly a military buff who loves to spend cash on vintage gear and weaponry! Rated for safety, because of references to dead people.
    SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,276 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11/3/2014 - Mr. Krabs, SpongeBob, Squidward, Pearl - Complete
    Confession reviews
    VVVVVV fanfic. Verdigris has something important to say to Violet... Verdigris/Violet fluff.
    Misc. Games - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 984 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/17/2014 - Complete
    Forgotten Voices reviews
    A tribute of sorts to the delayed (and possibly abandoned) Vocaloids, Ring Suzune and Lui Hibiki. Deep in a long-forgotten basement laid two unfinished Vocaloids. They were promised fame, fortune and a new life, but alas, that was never to be... Rated for character death and general safety.
    Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,465 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/16/2013 - Ring S., Lui H. - Complete
    Goodbye, SpongeBob reviews
    "Mr. SquarePants, I'm sorry to tell you this, but... Your grandmother has passed away." That was the sentence that changed SpongeBob's life forever. He couldn't believe it - it had all happened too quickly, too soon. He didn't even get a chance to say goodbye to her. But it seemed that Grandma SquarePants knew that too... Darkfic. Contains character death.
    SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: T - English - Family/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,536 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/21/2013 - Published: 4/25/2013 - SpongeBob - Complete
    Seven Colours reviews
    Sandy explains to SpongeBob what a rainbow is scientifically. Spandy fluff.
    SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 715 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/1/2013 - [SpongeBob, Sandy] - Complete
    Meltdown reviews
    In the future, Lisa is a depressed shut-in who has not left the family house in years. One night, however, she randomly decides to take a chance and goes outside of her own accord; but as she explores her home town, her sanity begins to slip... Inspired by the Vocaloid song, 'Meltdown', by Kagamine Rin. Darkfic. Rated for safety. COMPLETE!
    Simpsons - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,848 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/19/2013 - Published: 1/22/2013 - Lisa S. - Complete
    Felony reviews
    Loads of fish have been going missing every weekend night in Bikini Bottom for years. Surely those disappearances weren't linked to the Chum Bucket... right? Darkfic. Rated for violence and character death. Now complete!
    SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: T - English - Crime/Horror - Chapters: 20 - Words: 31,142 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 1/11/2013 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Plankton, SpongeBob, Patrick, Sandy - Complete
    I Can't Get Up! reviews
    Luka finds Miku on the floor, unable to get up. 100-word drabble inspired by the Miku song of the same name.
    Vocaloid - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 100 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/5/2012 - Miku H., Luka M. - Complete
    Facade reviews
    Everyone hides their true selves from the rest of the world. Miku Hatsune hides her true feelings from her fans, for example. Rated for some topics that get mentioned.
    Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,624 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/21/2012 - Miku H., Gumi/Megpoid - Complete
    Gary's Life reviews
    Gary monologues about his life with SpongeBob one morning. POVfic.
    SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 614 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/4/2012 - Gary, SpongeBob - Complete
    Midnight Drive reviews
    Luka gets angry at the Vocaloids, and in a fit of rage, she drives away from the household. However, she didn't expect late-night car drives to be reflective on one's actions. Rated for some language.
    Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,280 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/1/2011 - Luka M. - Complete
    It's A Fine Day reviews
    Squidward only wanted a peaceful morning... Inspired by the song, 'It's a Fine Day', by Miss Jane.
    SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 453 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/2/2010 - SpongeBob, Squidward - Complete
    White Letter reviews
    One day, SpongeBob found a drifting white letter in the wind. Based on the Vocaloid song, 'White Letter', by Hatsune Miku.
    SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 709 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/9/2010 - SpongeBob - Complete
    A Plankton's Crush On A Squirrel reviews
    First attempt at Plankton/Sandy. Just a quick warning, but compared to my other fics, this is badly written in terms of formatting.
    SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 463 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Published: 1/1/2010 - [Plankton, Sandy] - Complete
    If Sandy Read Twilight reviews
    NOT A CROSSOVER! Yes, this is an Anti-Twilight fic. If you're a Twilight fan, I'd advise you not to read this. Implied Spandy. Rated for content and language.
    Crossover - SpongeBob SquarePants & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,074 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Sandy, SpongeBob - Complete
    Atlantis Squarepantis: The Alternate Ending! reviews
    Exactly what it says on the tin; An alternate ending to Atlantis Squarepantis. AU, resolved Spandy. Rated for character deaths.
    SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,472 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/18/2009 - SpongeBob, Sandy, Patrick, Squidward - Complete