Author has written 16 stories for SpongeBob SquarePants, Vocaloid, Simpsons, Misc. Games, and Twilight.
Currently Writing: --
I like: Reading; video games; writing; animation; history; politics; astronomy; music; crossovers (sometimes); the colours blue, army green and pink; military hardware and uniforms; the beach; planes, trains and cars; science fiction; robots; time travel.
I STRONGLY dislike: Mary Sues; idiots; bad fanfiction; trolls (usually. Sometimes, trolls are funny); ignorance and bigotry; extremism (religious, political, etc.); weeaboos; incest; actual war; writer's block; the Animation Age Ghetto; Mpreg; pedophilia; necrophilia; egotism.
Cartoons: SpongeBob SquarePants (Seasons 1-3); Ed Edd n Eddy; The Simpsons (Seasons 1-8); Rick & Morty; Family Guy (Seasons 1-4); South Park; Rugrats; Cramp Twins; Beavis and Butt-Head; Wallace and Gromit; Tom & Jerry; Looney Tunes; Superjail.
Anime/Manga: Higurashi No Naku Koro Ni; Puella Magi Madoka Magica; Sailor Moon; Elfen Lied; Tokyo Mew Mew; Cardcaptor Sakura; Kino's Journey (Kino no Tabi); Azumanga Daioh; WataMote; Angelic Layer; Magic Knight Rayearth; Ghost in the Shell; Kamikaze Kaitou Jeanne; Full Moon O Sagashite; Princess Tutu.
Live Action Shows: Mock the Week; Qi; Top Gear; Russell Howard's Good News; Dad's Army; Mystery Science Theater 3000; The Young Ones; Bottom; Red Dwarf; Blackadder; Father Ted; Have I Got News For You.
Movies: Night at the Museum 1, 2 & 3; Indiana Jones; The Fifth Element; Austin Powers; Hot Fuzz; Kill Bill Vol. 1 & 2; Back to the Future Parts I, II & III; Wayne's World 1 & 2; Short Circuit 1 & 2; Blues Brothers; Revenge of the Nerds; Who Framed Roger Rabbit; Ghostbusters; Terminator 1 & 2; Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure.
Games: Super Mario Bros.; Pokemon; Kirby; Mr. Driller; Tetris; Super Smash Bros.; Kingdom Hearts; WarioWare Inc.; Hatsune Miku: Project DIVA/Mirai; Yoshi's Island; VVVVVV; Fragile Dreams; Animal Crossing; EarthBound; Mega Man.
Books: Holes; The Secret Diary of Adrian Mole; The Edge; Chariots of the Gods; I, Robot.
"Is mayonnaise an instrument?"
Patrick: "Maybe a story will cheer you up. It's called "The Ugly Barnacle"! Once there was an ugly Barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died! The End!"
SpongeBob: "I'm ugly and I'm proud! I'm ugly and I'm proud! I'm ugly and I'm proud!"
SpongeBob: "Patrick! Are you OK?"
"Remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets!"
"It's a dollar! I win!"
"This world, which filled wonderful things is endless. One day, I meet you there, again. And I sing this song..."
"There's no shame in knowing it's a Crapsack World, or that Humans are Bastards, or that Anyone Can Die. The real strength is knowing this, and going on anyway. Perhaps it is easier for those with religion. I don't know. But it's damned beautiful that we have good people in a bad world. And that, that we have good people in a world that seems dead set on corrupting them, is what makes this troper cry."
Patrick: "These are some ugly looking fish."
"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUCKERS!"
Spanish Teacher: "Señor butthead, como es Juan?"
"You can't fight progress, no matter how strange it sounds."
Peter: "Brian, my cereal has a message in it! It says 'Oooooooh!'"
Frankie: "I've been a serial killer for four years, and the police have never given me a nickname... but then you bite ONE GUY ON THE ARSE, and suddenly you're The Buttmuncher!"
"I am a zombie, and I will malice you with a shoehorn!"
Ed: (Using a saw) "Vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom... I cut the air in two! This side's yours, Double D!"
SpongeBob: "We're not doing so well, Patrick. We need a new approach, a new tactic!"
"That's because I'm gonna become much much more happy from now on. I'm not gonna compromise with just this. We are gonna take back all of our happiness that we lost. For me, that's about a hundred years' worth. For you, a thousand years' worth."
"My name is Ivan. I like you!"
"Why must eleven minutes of my life be filled with misery!"
"You awake. Bart is d'oh."
"Don't forget. Always, somewhere, someone is fighting for you. As long as you remember her, you are not alone."
"We do have a lot in common. The same Earth, the same air, the same sky. Maybe if we started looking at what's the same instead of always looking at what's different... Well, who knows?"
"I see now that the circumstances of one's birth are irrelevant; it is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are."
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