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Joined 08-11-09, id: 2043999, Profile Updated: 12-19-12
Author has written 4 stories for Twilight.

Hello,

A little about me:

-My favorite colors are green, blue, or yellow. I'm having a hard time deciding.

-My favorite number is 8. I like to think of it as my lucky number.

-My favorite hobby is colorguard/winterguard.(Colorguard is a form of dance theater that uses props, along with movement, to express dynamic passages in the music accompanying the show. Modern colorguards use flags, sabres, rifles, batons, swing flags, airblades, and a few other pieces of equipment, as well as a mix of ballet, jazz, modern, and contemporary modern dance in their routines. Almost all colorguards perform with marching bands, Winterguard is a special form of colorguard. Winterguard does not include the marching band, instead they have a prerecorded track. Winterguard is also performed indoors, whilst colorguard is performed outdoors. In case you didn't know, winterguard is during the winter/spring and colorguard is in the summer/fall.)

-I just used Wikipedia to get that info. Sometimes I'm too lazy for my own good.

-My favorite shape is a circle.

My beliefs:

-Forwards that say you will die in 24 hours are NOT true.

-Fanfiction is one of the most awesomest websites there are in this universe.

-Natural beauty.

-If google didn't exist, all mankind would be screwed.


(In front of school bathroom)

Me: I wouldn't stand there if I were you.

Laura: Why not?

Me: The door behind you could open any second now.

Laura: I don't think that will hap-

(Rachel suddenly opens the door, hitting Laura* in the middle of her sentence)

Cue all of us dying of laughter.

Rachel: What?

(At competition, about to perform)

Coach: Okay, you guys are up next. Remember to relax and have fun. I don't care what place me get. Just have FUN.

Kristi: Can I pee first!?

(Kristi has been holding it in for about 2 hours)

Coach: No.

(At lunch)

Me: Can you throw this away?

Laura: Sure

(She throws it away, and comes halfway back)

Me: And this.

(Comes halfway back again)

Me: Oh, and this.

(Comes halfway back)

Me: This too..

(Comes halfway back)

Laura: Are you done yet?

Me: Yes.

(Laura sits down at the table again)

Me: Can you throw this away?

(Science classroom)

Alex: I can't do these notes; I don't have any binder paper.

Teacher: Alex, you are academically naked.

Alex: You would like that wouldn't you!?

(Laura's kitchen)

Laura: Jenny, when you wake up in the morning do you ever feel like P Diddy?


Crazy White Girl has been kind enough to let me finish her story Broken Melody, so if you look below you can see it...I'll add more to my profile in a while.

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A Difference in the Family: The Snape Chronicles by Rannaro reviews
We have the testimony of Harry, but witnesses can be notoriously unreliable, especially when they have only part of the story. This is a biography of Severus Snape from his birth until his death. It is canon-compatible, and it is Snape's point of view.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 64 - Words: 647,787 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 4/29/2012 - Published: 3/18/2012 - Severus S. - Complete
Separating Fact from Fiction by Azusa-Angel reviews
Lily Luna's obsession leads Harry, his family, his friends, and the Malfoy's to watch A Very Potter Musical. A Very Potter Musical is owned by StarKidPotter and Harry Potter is owned by J.K. Rowling. Few months after the epilogue. Please Review! Or else..
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 46,969 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 2/19/2011 - Published: 10/16/2010 - Harry P.
Pups and Tykes by fusedtwilight reviews
Sequel to Storks and Wolves. An evil spirit is haunting La Push, the Makah's execute an age old plan and a mysterious stranger shows up to complicate matters. Can Leah and the wolves survive the oncoming onslaught?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 35 - Words: 246,968 - Reviews: 437 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 9/3/2010 - Published: 10/22/2009 - Leah, Embry - Complete
Well, This Sucks: Life According to Seth by Krum Cake reviews
Peek into the intimate pages of Seth Clearwater's man-journal as he complains about life, love, and teenage shape-shifter angst. Post BD, canon-compliant, rating for language and sex humor...because Seth is a teenage boy.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 53,039 - Reviews: 1115 - Favs: 915 - Follows: 804 - Updated: 12/4/2009 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Seth
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Missing Cullen Moments reviews
Have you ever wondered what happened during those "missing" Cullen moments? A series of one-shots.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,843 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/2/2010 - Published: 3/29/2010
Broken Melody reviews
Seth and his girlfriend Sadie are deeply in love, so when Seth imprints on Sam's little sister, Cadence, he does his best not to act on the imprint. Cadence, however, is very special . ON HOLD
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 33,465 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/1/2010 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Seth
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