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For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, So I must be gay
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist

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Babysitting Blues by scarlettcat reviews
The summer before 7th year, Hermione gets her first official assignment as an Order member. Babysitting Draco Malfoy! Lots of banter, hexes, Weasley products and general craziness. Strong language, naughtiness & puns. Dramione fun!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 53 - Words: 231,270 - Reviews: 1860 - Favs: 831 - Follows: 873 - Updated: 4/17 - Published: 7/24/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Wedding Charade by Jade Symphony reviews
Draco's been roped into pretending to be dating Hermione as well as a groomsman for Ron and Luna's wedding. But things get complicated when they secretly develop real feelings for each other. And what do they do about their exes? Not book 7 compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 60,094 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 12/26/2010 - Published: 5/6/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Quantum Leap by Seel'vor reviews
Harry Potter won the Second Blood War and defeated his enemies... and was left with nothing. Decades later, he contributes to the creation of a revolutionary new piece of technology and destroys the future in order to rewrite his own past...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 274,521 - Reviews: 4545 - Favs: 6,206 - Follows: 6,349 - Updated: 10/28/2010 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Politician's Wife by pir8fancier reviews
Hermione hates Draco in the springtime, Hermione hates Draco in the fall, Hermione hates Draco 247.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 68,629 - Reviews: 471 - Favs: 1,022 - Follows: 295 - Updated: 5/23/2010 - Published: 10/14/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
My Life is in Shambles by Timid Wild One reviews
Hermione is back at Hogwarts for her seventh and final year. She's tired of everyone seeing her as the Nerd Queen of the Universe, so she decides to change her image. Doesn't help she has a huge crush on the Slytherin Prince. Chapter 29 up!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 107,871 - Reviews: 804 - Favs: 421 - Follows: 442 - Updated: 2/22/2010 - Published: 1/4/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Innerhouse Relations by LifesADarkArt reviews
Draco/Hermione are Hogwarts professors/heads of house. A new program set by Headmistress McGonagall will end house rivalry by forcing activities on the students requiring them to get to know one another. Can the students do it if the professors can't? R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 98,104 - Reviews: 767 - Favs: 658 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 1/7/2010 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Oliver Wood & the Reluctant Contestant by bookworm1993 reviews
Oliver Wood has gotten tricked by his team mate's on Puddlemere to be on a show much like the Bachelor in the Muggle World. He could care less about it but had signed a binding contract his so called mates tricked him into that if he failed to comply every time he got on a broom, it would disentigrated into ashes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 39,544 - Reviews: 401 - Favs: 503 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 12/29/2009 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Hermione G., Oliver W. - Complete
Married to the Enemy by jacksparrowluva12 reviews
Hermione Granger has a project in muggle studies...she has to get 'married' and live like a newlywed muggle couple for a month. Who does she get stuck with as a partner? Draco Malfoy of course.[RonXHermioneXDraco] triangle. After HBP, 7th book disregarded
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 45,522 - Reviews: 445 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 296 - Updated: 7/25/2009 - Published: 9/30/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G.
A Fluke of Sorts by toastedmuffinz reviews
He's the pretty boy, she's the brainy girl. It all started with a missing book to lead to an unexpected development of events; “I’m assuming this note came from the book thief?” - AU
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 70,338 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 664 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 4/26/2009 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Cedric D., Hermione G. - Complete
Children's Crusade by wonderwall05 reviews
Ginny stood in the middle on the entrance hall wincing at the shattering pop that told her the wards were down. This was it. This was the final battle and the Aurors weren't coming.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,209 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/8/2007 - Ginny W. - Complete
Dirty Little Secret by Flaignhan reviews
Draco Malfoy has a dirty little secret. How long can she stay secret for? And how long can he go without messing things up?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,779 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/1/2006 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Ordinary by Lunalelle reviews
An ordinary girl is kidnapped and held for ransom by Lord Voldemort himself. They have an ordinary little talk. Cannot be judged by the summary.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,794 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/30/2004 - Voldemort
Those Kinds of Things by AKA Jay reviews
(HermioneDraco) Draco cheers Hermione up, which was almost exactly the opposite of what he was trying to do. Contains Draco-baiting, thoughts of violence, and Hermione very carefully not noticing things about Draco.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,266 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/24/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.