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Age: What you think.

Sex: Love it!!!

Height: For me to know and for you not to find.

Race: Back off you racists.

Likes: Animals, Video games, Martial arts, Mangas, and Reading.

Favorite Anime Charaters: Naruto, Hinata, Shino, Haku, Itachi, and the Konah corp.

Dislike: Murder, Rapist, Conartist, Classic art, Chil abuse, and Racists people.

Hated Anime Charaters: Sasuke and Sakura.

School: Central High school.

Yo, dudes. Call me Fang. If you have a good story tell me.


The Great Archives Record:
This one wed the wrong person, with unfortunate consequences

A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.
The white man said, "Coloured people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"When I was born I was black,"
"When I grew up I was black,"
"When I'm sick I'm black,"
"When I go in the sun I'm black,"
"When I'm cold I'm black,"
"When I die I'll be black."
"But you sir..."
"When you're born you're pink,"
"When you grow up you're white,"
"When you're sick, you're green,"
"When you go in the sun you turn red,"
"When you're cold you turn blue,"
"And when you die you turn purple."
"And yet you have the nerve to call me coloured"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Copy this onto your site and help stop racism!

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Raiton:Seiteki Ryoukin (Static charge)
Take static engery around that charge make the next Raiton more powrful.

Raiton:Seiteki Kaihou (Static release)Rank:C
Use with Raiton:Seiteki Ryoukin. Release static charge that damages and stun all things that has electy in them.

Raiton:Joumae Oite (Lock on)
Change the oppents' bio charge to negative so Raiton justus will target(s) the easier.

Raiton:Magunechikku Hitooshi Ryouiki (Magnetic push field)
Push all metals away. The more charka is use the bigger the field and power.

Raiton:Tenka kougake (lighting gauntlet)


Genarate lighting charka from the fingers to shoulders. A great choice when use with taijutus, cause the oppent damage and stun.

Raiton:Tenka kuro-n (lighting clone)


Like the shadow clone, but gather more engrey as time past. When dispel, it will release the gathered engrey to do damage.

Raiton:Ketatamashii keta mori (Piercing beam lance)


A long distance justu that can pierce many defence or anything behind the target.

Raiton:Shottogan (Shotgun)


Shoot lighting out of the palm to hit multuble target, then the engrey will spepted to those that are around them, but to a lesser degree.

Raiton:Youbu hekireki otakebi (Lions thunder roar)


A sealed less sound attack. Gather lighting in the lungs to make the sound of thunder. When the nands are in combat, use this to cause the oppent(s) to go deft. (like when Naruto roars in the valley of the end to blow the fireball away)

Raiton:Genkeishitsu bakudan (Plasma bomb)


Gather lighting in the hand, then throw it. Expode to do damage but allow shock the nerve system.

Fūton:Teikiatsu ken toku (Cyclone blade shield)


Spin around to create a cyclone that the winds are sharp as blades. (you fill in the blanks)

Fūton:Kaze Ken (Wind blade)


Make wind on any part of the body to become sharp as a sword. Good for close combat.

Charka excire: Gather lighting on the feet then stand on a power wire to move along the wire.

As for weapons. Naruto should have the chain from Ninja Assassins. That he can trafer his lighting to or wind to make it all like a blade.

You may use these ideas but must give credit to me.


"Logic is the ultimate weapon." -

"Logic provides the structure to be filled by the soul of creativity." -

"Through stillness you will find truth."

"Do it with style or don't bother doing it." -

"I don't break rules, I just bend them - a lot." -

"You break it, I'll remake it." -

"Never do what your enemy expects you to do." -

"The least likely can be the most dangerous." -

"High tech circuitry is no replacement for guts." -

"Freedom is the right of all sentient beings." -

"No sacrifice is too great in the service of freedom." -

"Observe everything, remember even more." -

"Who and what I am, I hide from my enemy." -

"Caution can never be overused." -

“Where there’s smoke, there’s me.” -

"Strike first, strike fast, strike hard." -

"Among mysteries of science lies the key to victory." -

"Clutch hitting is the key to an effective offense." -

"Flee before me or else you'll fall before me." -

"Too much information is never enough." -

"What the eyes don't see, the nose knows." -

"Every pictures tells a story." -

"The sounds of war are history speaking." -

"One's ultimate truth lies in one's molecular structure." -

"A look can be deceiving; a touch can be lethal." -

"Know the conflict within, before facing the conflict without." -

"Be unyielding as the ocean waves and your enemies shall fall." -

"Consistency is victory." -

"Only the fierce shall live." -

"A confused enemy is a defeated enemy." -

"Unyielding resolve has no conqueror." -

"Vigilance is the foundation on which victories are built." -

"Don’t look down, look straight ahead!" -

"Only by studying the past can we win the present." -

"If you look first, you may not leap." -

"I'm even better than I think." -

"When I'm flying, no enemy is safe - nor friend." -

"To live is to fight; to die is to stop." -

"When the smoke clears, I've cleared out." -

"There's a bad storm, brewing, and I'm it!" -

"Strength is more than physical." -

"My actions speak louder than my words." -

"Wisdom will always defeat firepower." -

"The faster it is, the better I like it." -

"I like the sea far away and my feet on the ground." -

"If used logically, madness makes a great weapon." -

"The thrill is in the journey." -

"War is a dirty business... and I'm as dirty as they come." -

"War is wherever I want it to be." -

"Two heads may be better than one (however, one head is definitely better than none)." -

"Among the winners, there is no room for the weak." -

"Fear can hit targets unreachable to bullets." -

"Looks are always deceiving." -

"Nobody wins a war - somebody loses." -

"I have ventured into the abyss - and survived." -

"Life should be as easy as hitting bullseyes." -

"Let actions speak for you." -

"Prepare for war, but strive for peace." -

"War is a dirty game... and I'm a dirty player!" -

"War is always a problem, never a solution." -

"You have to know where you are before you know what to do." -

"As long as one innocent being is threatened, none are truly free." -

"Believing in yourself improves your aim better than target practice." -

"Sow panic and surrender will bloom!" -

"Chaos is the seed of victory." -

"Kindness is no virtue ... and cruelty is no vice." -

"The mind is the greatest weapon." -

"Conquest is made of the ashes of one's enemies." -

"The deadliest weapon is terror." -

"No sacrifice, no victory."

Well, we could grind our enemies into powder with a sledgehammer, but gosh, we did that last night. - Xander

The differnce between genius and stupidity is that genius has it's limits. -Albert Einstein

To fall in love is to create a religion that has a fallible god.

The waking have one world in common. Sleepers have each a private world of their own.

Love is destructive. If love does not shatter you, you know not love.

Evil never truly dies; it just festers and rots.

Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you're up to.

'For my part I consider that it is better to be adventurous than cautious, because fortune is a woman, and if you wish to keep her under it is necessary to beat and ill-use her; and it is seen that she allows herself to be mastered by the adventurous rather than by those who go to work more coldly. She is, therefore, always, woman-like, a lover of young men, because they are less cautious, more violent, and with more audacity command her.' -Niccolò Machiavelli

Wit is cultured insolence. -Aristotle

The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing. -Socrates

There is only one evil-ignorance and one true good-knowledge- Socrates

Women now have choices. They can be married, not married, have a job, not have a job, be married with children, unmarried with children. Men have the same choice we've always had: work or prison. -Tim Allen

Intellectuals solve problems; geniuses prevent them. -Albert Einstein

See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time. -Robin Williams

"Ah, yes, divorce. From the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet." -Robin Williams

"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch." -Jack Nicholson

Vision is the art of seeing things invisible. - Jonathan Swift

People say hate is a strong word, but so is love. And people throw it around like it's nothing. -Unknown

Religion is the human response to being alive and having to die. -F. Forrester Church

To let someone else understand meant to open them up to your own pain.

Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take but by the moments that take our breath away.

The good die young but pricks live forever.

The believer is happy. The doubter is wise.

The world is full of obvious things which nobody by any chance ever observes.

We all know God invented liquor to keep the Irish from ruling the world.

The more you complain the longer god makes you live.

You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named 'Bush', 'Dick', and 'Colon'. -Chris Rock

The worst thing about war is that so many people enjoy it. -Ellen Glasgow

Humans are probably the most conflicted, complicated beings in the universe. They don't make any sense. I have never seen a race to inclined to destroy yet bound to show mercy. As I said, absolute madness. Nothing good can come from involvement with humanity.

The mistakes are all there waiting to be made.

Illusion is the first of all pleasures.

Heaven doesn't want me, and Hell's afraid I'll take over.

Common sence is the most uncommon thing in the world.

Fear is a good thing; it means you're paying attention.

Blind terror can easily pass as courage in a fight.

Never look back, never regret, never remember the people you've met, never begin and never end, never say never when it comes to a friend.

There are two ways of spreading light: to be the candle or the mirror that reflects it...

A critic is a legless man who teaches running.

Having strength is one thing, knowing how to use it is another.

One should never give up till the end.

Stress: A condition caused by repressing the body's desire to strangle the living daylights out of some jerk who desperately deserves it.

If you can keep your head while other people are losing theirs, you probably don't fully understand the situation.

Insanity is a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world.

Life is a tragedy for those who feel and a comedy for those who think.

Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence.

I am a peaceful person that is filled with violent rage.

"He who knows not and knows not he knows not, He is a fool- Shun him. He who knows not and knows he knows not, He is simple- Teach him. He who knows and knows not he knows, He is asleep- Awaken him. He who knows and knows that he knows, He is wise- follow him." -Bruce Lee

"You see, among all men-those who value beauty, money, success, prestige-those of us who value love are the most dangerous of all. More than any others, we will compromise morals, ethics, our lives, and the lives of those around us-all for the sake of love."

To bring the ax down is easy; To wait for it to fall can pull your mind apart.

Night, Which brings the loneliness and the dark, Brings also dawn.

Silence is true wisdom's best reply. -Euripides

A room without books is like a body without a soul. -Cicero

Here is the test to find whether your mission on Earth is finished: if you're alive, it isn't. -Richard Bach

Life is a long lesson in humility. -James Barrie

Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind on the present moment. -Buddha

Any idiot can face a crisis - it's day to day living that wears you out. -Anton Chekhov

To live is so startling it leaves little time for anything else. -Emily Dickinson

You fall out of your mother's womb, you crawl across open country under fire, and drop into your grave. -Quentin Crisp

If A equals success, then the formula is: A = X Y Z, X is work. Y is play. Z is keep your mouth shut. -Albert Einstein

It is not length of life, but depth of life. -Ralph Waldo Emerson

Millions long for immortality, but do not know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday afternoon. -Susan Ertz

Never be bullied into silence. Never allow yourself to be made a victim. Accept no one's definition of your life; define yourself. -Harvey Fierstein

In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on. -Robert Frost

Not a shred of evidence exists in favor of the idea that life is serious. -Brendan Gill

Thinking is the hardest work there is, which is probably why so few engage in it. -Henry Ford

A dying man needs to die, as a sleepy man needs to sleep, and there comes a time when it is wrong, as well as useless, to resist. -Stewart Alsop

I'm not afraid of death; but dying scares the hell out of me. -Jack Cleary

Some people are so afraid do die that they never begin to live. -Henry Van Dyke

A jurt consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer. -Robert Frost

Death most resembles a prophet who is without honor in his own land or a poet who is a stranger among his people. -Kahlil Gibran

The obvious is that which is never seen until someone expresses it simply. - Kahlil Gibran

Let children walk with Nature, let them see the beautiful blendings and communions of death and life, their joyous inseparable unity, as taught in woods and meadows, plains and mountains and streams of our blessed star, and they will learn that death is stingless indeed, and as beautiful as life. -John Muir

For death is no more than a turning of us over from time to eternity. -William Penn

The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time. -Mark Twain

Get your facts first. And then you can distort them as much as you please. -Mark Twain

Religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich. -Napoleon Bonaparte

In politics, stupidity is not a handicap. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. -Aristotle

Love is the self-delusion we manufacture to justify the trouble we take to have sex. -Daniel S. Greenberg

Opourtunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work. -Thomas A. Edison

"Christianity : The belief that some cosmic Jewish Zombie can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him that you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree. Makes perfect sense." -Christopher Hitchens

There are no good days or bad days, just days of grace.

Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?

A man wrapped up in himself makes a pretty small package.

Revenge is an act of passion; vengeance of justice. Injuries are revenged; crimes are avenged.

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

You laugh at me because I'm different. I laugh at you because you're all the same.

Don't run, you'll only die tired.

Smile -- it confuses the enemy

If the enemy is in range, so are you.

The road to hell is ordered by the righteous, planned by the well-meaning, and paved with their good intentions.

If I could get a firm grip on reality, I'd choke it.

When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.

Knowledge is realizing that the street is one-way, wisdom is looking both directions anyway.

Cheer up, the worst is yet to come.

If you find yourself in a fair fight you didn't plan your mission properly.

Odd objects attract fire - never lurk behind one.

If your attack is going well, you have walked into an ambush.

When you're short of everything but the enemy, you're in combat.

Toward no crime have men shown themselves so cold-bloodedly cruel as in punishing differences of belief. –James R. Lowell

Exile, for no other motive than ease, would be the last defeat, with no seed of future victory in it. –Lois McMaster Bujold

What you believe will depend very much on what you are. –Noah Porter

"The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not 'Eureka!' (I found it!) but 'That's funny ...'" -Isaac Asimov

If my doctor told me I had only six minutes to live, I wouldn't brood. I'd type a little faster. -Isaac Asimov

"God wants spiritual fruit, not religious nuts." -Unknown

A woman is like a teabag; you never know how strong she is until she's in hot water. -Eleanor Roosevelt

"Sex could kill you. Do you know what the human body goes through when you have sex? Pupils dilate, arteries constrict, core temperature rises, heart races, blood pressure skyrockets, respiration becomes rapid and shallow, the brain fires bursts of electrical impulses from nowhere to nowhere, secretions spit out of every gland and the muscles tense and spasm like you're lifting three times your body weight. It's violent, it's ugly and it's messy. And if God hadn't made it unbelievably fun, the human race would have died out eons ago. Men are lucky they can only have one orgasm. Do you know that women can have an hour long orgasm?" -Dr. Allison Cameron - House, M.D.

"Life with men is like a deck of cards... You need a Heart to love them, a Diamond to marry them, a Club to beat them, and a Spade to bury the bastards." -Unknown

STRESS: A condition brought on by over-riding the bodies desire to choke the living daylights out of some jerk who desperately deserves it.

"Insane people are always sure that they are fine. It is only the sane people who are willing to admit that they are crazy." -Nora Ephron

"No one dies a virgin, life screws us all." -Michael J. Trent

"Not all that wander are lost." -J.R.R. Tolkien

"You are only young once, but you can be immature forever." -Hannah Marks

A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject. - Winston Churchill

A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty. - Winston Churchill

All the great things are simple, and many can be expressed in a single word: freedom, justice, honor, duty, mercy, hope. - Winston Churchill

Courage is rightly esteemed the first of human qualities... because it is the quality which guarantees all others. - Winston Churchill

Courage is what it takes to stand up and speak; courage is also what it takes to sit down and listen. - Winston Churchill

History is written by the victors. - Winston Churchill

I am prepared to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter. - Winston Churchill

It is a mistake to look too far ahead. Only one link in the chain of destiny can be handled at a time. - Winston Churchill

It is no use saying, 'We are doing our best.' You have got to succeed in doing what is necessary. - Winston Churchill

Success consists of going from failure to failure without loss of enthusiasm. - Winston Churchill

The price of greatness is responsibility. - Winston Churchill

The truth is incontrovertible, malice may attack it, ignorance may deride it, but in the end; there it is. - Winston Churchill

True genius resides in the capacity for evaluation of uncertain, hazardous, and conflicting information. - Winston Churchill

Victory at all costs, victory in spite of all terror, victory however long and hard the road may be; for without victory, there is no survival. - Winston Churchill

We are masters of the unsaid words, but slaves of those we let slip out. - Winston Churchill

We shall draw from the heart of suffering itself the means of inspiration and survival. - Winston Churchill

Cowards die many times before their deaths, the valiant never taste death but once. -William Shakespeare, Julius Ceasar

As soon as one is born, one starts dying. -Luigi Pirandello, Henry

Dying is like coming to the end of a long novel--you only regret it if the ride was enjoyable and left you wanting more. -Jerome P. Crabb

Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost how it feels about dogs. - Christopher Hampton

He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you. - Friedrich Nietzsch

"I think that one possible definition of our modern culture is that it is one in which nine-tenths of our intellectuals can't read any poetry." -Randall Jarrell

"Books are the carriers of civilization. Without books, history is silent, literature dumb, science crippled, thought and speculation at a standstill. I think that there is nothing, not even crime, more opposed to poetry, to philosophy, ay, to life itself than this incessant business." -Henry David Thoreau

"One of the most obvious facts about grownups to a child is that they have forgotten what it is like to be a child." -Randall Jarrell

"When I step into this library, I cannot understand why I ever step out of it." -Marie de Sevigne

"Literature is an occupation in which you have to keep proving your talent to people who have none." -Jules Renard

"To read a book for the first time is to make the acquaintance of a new friend; to read it a second time is to meet an old one." -Selwyn Champion

"Turns out if you never lie, there's always someone mad at you." -Scott Westerfeld

"You talk to God, you're religious. God talks to you, you're psychotic." -Doris Egan

"Not having fun tonight, Z? You look like someone's shit on your front lawn." -Wrath, Lover Enshrined

"I hate when you're right."
"Which explains why you're usually so short-tempered."
-Rehv and Xhex, Lover Enshrined

"Think of it this way. At least you won't have to worry about shaving your back as you get old, true? No manscaping for you." -Vishous, Lover Awakened

Butch: "You so need to lighten up about the potato-launcher incident.
Phury: "You broke my window."
Butch: "Of course we did. V and I were aiming for it."
Phury: "Twice."
Butch: "Thus proving that he and I are outstanding marksmen."
-Butch and Phury, Lover Unbound

Butch: -talking about Rhage's beast- "Can it get into the car?"
Vishous: "If it really wants to. Fortunately, it can't be very hungry."
Butch: "Yeah, well... what if it's got room for Jell-O?"
-Butch and Vishous, Lover Eternal

"Me? I'm dishonest, and with a dishonest man, you can always trust him to be dishonest. Honestly, it's the honest ones you have to watch out for because you never know when he's going to turn around and do something incredibly stupid." -Jack Sparrow, PotC

"If you wish to taste the ground feel free to attack me." -Kenshin, Rurouni Kenshin

God wants spiritual fruit, not religious nuts.

"All I see in your sword is fear. If I dodge, I'm afraid of being hit. If I'm protecting someone, I'm afriad they'll die. If I attack, I'm afaid I'll cut them. There is no place for fear here. Do you see the resolve to cut you in my blade? If I dodge, I won't let you hit me. If I'm protecting someone, I won't let them die. If I'm attacking, I will cut you." -Urahara Kisuke, Bleach

"From the day I was born until the day I die, the only side I’m on is my own." -Genyjo Sanzo, Saiyuki

"I'm murdering you as soon as we're free." -Genjyo Sanzo, Saiyuki

"Reading is to the mind what exercise is to the body." -Sir Richard Steele

"This is my phone... Tell Yuffie she has no right to reach this number..." -Vincent Valentine, Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children

"A pro isn't someone who sacrifices themselves for a job. That's just a fool." -Reno, Final Fantasy VII

"Shut up Elena. You're making me sober." Reno, Final Fantasy VII

"We have just witnessed a classic example of what I like to call 'misdirected rage.' I believe the technical term is 'being an ass'." -Sohma Shigure, Fruits Basket

"Live long and prosper." -Spock, Star Trek

"Dammit, Jim!!" -Dr. Leonard 'Bones' McCoy, Star Trek

Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic.

Men are 44 percent muscle, 53 percent fat and 3 percent brain. This explains a lot of things.

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

A drunk mans' words are a sober mans' thoughts.

If I won't be myself, who will?

That which doesn't kill you...will probably try again.

Good judgment comes from experience, experience comes from bad judgment.

Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable in their apparent disclination to do so.

Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poke me in the ribs and cackle, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police.

Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.

Do unto others before they do unto to you.

I'm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing.

A comfortable falsehood will always win out over an uncomfortable truth.

If you can keep your head while other people are losing theirs, you probably don't fully understand the situation.

A closed mouth gathers no feet.

Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.

The problem with defending the purity of the English language is that English is about as pure as a cribhouse whore. We don't just borrow words; on occasion English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat them unconscious and rifle their pockets for new vocabulary.

--Theres two ways of life.
which path u choose is the path u take.
U dont take a path ur life will never start.
Ask me what path i took,
i will only hang my head.--

--I'm not artistic. I'm just really, really bored.--

"I am a great and sublime fool.
But then I am God's fool, and all His works
must be contemplated with respect."
Mark Twain

--Never mess with anything that can eat you in three bites or less.--

--You said something... Something stupid like love steals us from loneliness...--

--Life: bitter-sweet and full of unexpected surprise. Screw it up and I'll claw your eyes out!--

--If looks could kill, you'd be...uh...stop looking at me...:cough, cough...dies:--

--WARNING: I'm immature, uNoRgAnIzEd, irresponsible, lazy and LOUD...

...BUT I'M FUN!!--

--The measure of a man is what he does with power. - Plato--

Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: Are you ready?
Igor: Are you sure this is how they did it?
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: Yes! It's all written down in the notes! Now tie off the kites and hurry down as fast as you can!
Igor: What's the hurry?
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: There's a possibility of electrocution! Do you understand?
[no answer, shouts]
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: I said, there is a possibility of electrocution! Do you understand?
Igor: [suddenly appears next to Fredrick] I understand. I understand. Why are you shouting
Young Frankenstein, the movie.

"All power is the same. Magic. Physical strength. Economic strength. Political strength. It all serves a single purpose-it gives its possessor a broader spectrum of choices. It creates alternative courses of action." — Jim Butcher (Proven Guilty)

"Know thy self, know thy enemy. A thousand battles, a thousand victories." Sun Tzu

"I wish I had a kryptonite cross, because then you could keep both Dracula and Superman away" Jack Handy

"We're now a quarter of an inch tall, and sixty four feet from the house. That's an equivalent of three-point-two miles. That's a long way. Even for a man of science." Nick Szalinski (Honey I Shrunk The Kids)

What do you want to do tonight Brain? ""The same thing we do every night Pinky, Try to take over the world!" Pinky & The Brain

Dr. Egon Spengler: There's something very important I forgot to tell you.
Dr. Peter Venkman: What?
Dr. Egon Spengler: Don't cross the streams.
Dr. Peter Venkman: Why?
Dr. Egon Spengler: It would be bad.
Dr. Peter Venkman: I'm fuzzy on the whole good/bad thing. What do you mean, "bad"?
Dr. Egon Spengler: Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light.
Dr Ray Stantz: Total protonic reversal.
Dr. Peter Venkman: Right. That's bad. Okay. All right. Important safety tip. Thanks, Egon. Ghostbusters

Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings, they did it by killing all those who opposed them

"Any plan where you lose your hat is a bad plan" Jäger

"The aim of the wise is not to secure pleasure, but to avoid pain." Aristotle

"Knowledge is power, guard it well." Warhammer 40k, Dawn of War

"One should respect public opinion in so far as it is necessary to avoid starvation and to keep out of prison, but anything that goes beyond this is voluntary submission to an unnecessary tyranny." - Bertrand Russell

"Interdum feror cupidine partium magnarum Europae vincendarum"
Translation: "Sometimes I get this urge to conquer large parts of Europe."

"Giving money and power to Government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys." P.J. O'Rourke

"Diplomacy - the art of saying Nice doggie' 'til you can find a stick." - Wynn Catlin

"Always remember to pillage BEFORE you burn"

"Idle hands are the Devil's playthings."

"Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society."- Mark Twain

"I was walking home one night and a guy hammering on a roof called me a paranoid little weirdo. In Morse code." -Emo Phillips

"Once you have them by the balls, their hearts and minds will follow" - Lyndon B. Johnson

"The only gossip I'm interested in is things from the Weekly World News - 'Woman's bra bursts, 11 injured'. That kind of thing." Johnny Depp

When preparing to travel, lay out all your clothes and all your money. Then take half the clothes and twice the money". Susan Heller

"My doctor says that I have a malformed public-duty gland and a natural deficiency in moral fiber, and that I am therefore excused from saving Universes." Douglas Adams

"And on the eighth day God said, 'Okay, Murphy, you're in charge!'"

"Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity." Albert Einstein

"There's no such thing as fun for the whole family." Jerry Seinfeld

"War is hell and all that, but it has a good deal to recommend it. It wipes out all the small nuisances of peace-time." Ian Hay

It is bad luck to fall out of a thirteenth story window on a Friday." American Proverb

"A Buddhist monk, visiting New York City for the first time in twenty years, walked up to a hot dog vendor, handed him a twenty dollar bill, and said, "Make me one with everything." The vendor pocketed the money, and handed the Buddhist monk his hot dog. The monk, after waiting for a moment, asked for his change. The vendor looked at him and said, "Change comes from within." With a wistful smile, the monk walked away."

"I am the hammer, I am the right hand of the Emperor, the instrument of His will, the gauntlet about His fist, the tip of His spear, the edge of His sword!" The Grey Knight, Warhammer 40k

"Ah, women. They make the highs higher and the lows more frequent." Friedrich Nietzsche

"They are in front of us, behind us, and we are flanked on both sides by an enemy that outnumbers us 29:1. They can't get away from us now!"
- Lewis B. "Chesty" Puller, USMC

Black Knight: None shall pass!
King Arthur: I have no quarrel with you, good Sir Knight. But I must cross this bridge.
Black Knight: Then you shall die.
King Arthur: I command you, as King of the Britons, to stand aside!
Black Knight: I move for no man.
King Arthur: So be it!
[They fight until Arthur cuts off the Black Knight's left arm]
King Arthur: Now, stand aside, worthy adversary!
Black Knight: 'Tis but a scratch!
King Arthur: A scratch? Your arm's off!
Black Knight: No, it isn't!
King Arthur: Well, what's that then?

[Arthur points out the arm lying on the ground]
Black Knight: I've had worse.
King Arthur: You liar!
Black Knight: Come on, you pansy!

[With that, the Black Knight attacks Arthur again.]

Monty Python and the Holy Grail

One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. "Oh, no," I said. "Disneyland burned down." He cried and cried, but I think that deep down, he thought it was a pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but it was getting pretty late. Jack Handey

"I believe in benevolent dictatorship, provided I am the dictator" Richard Branson

"I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants." A. Whitney Brown

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Secrets of the Force by SixPathSage reviews
Voldemort in a desperate attempt to destroy Harry Potter cast a spell meant to alter reality for a short time. Harry ends up in the Star Wars Universe. However he is not alone as a powerful ally is with him and together, they shall shake the Galactic Empire and restore the Republic to it's Golden Days. Strong/Smart/Force Powerful Harry Potter. Harry Potter/Celeste Morne Pairing
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 35,717 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 5h ago - Published: 4/7 - OC, Harry P.
Beyond the Veil Book 3: Deception by megamatt09 reviews
Deception, insanity, and adventure, along with everything else that goes along with being a superhero in Book Three of the Beyond the Veil Series. Harry/Multi. Marvel/DC/Harry Potter Crossover.
Crossover - Harry Potter & X-Men: Evolution - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 205,326 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 4/16 - Published: 12/9/2013 - [Harry P., Jean Grey, Shadowcat/Katherine P./Kitty P., Scarlet Witch/Wanda M.]
Old Habits Die Hard by Thatdude2106 reviews
A brand new place. A brand new lifestyle. Old habits always die hard. Naruto hopes to live a peaceful life and maybe even gain some friends along the way. Little does he know that he is going to be pulled into a whole new world of fighting.
Crossover - Naruto & Kenichi the Mightiest Disciple - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 56,980 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 466 - Follows: 484 - Updated: 4/15 - Published: 3/26
A third Path to the Future by Vimesenthusiast reviews
Fantastic Four entered the Negative Zone to rescue baby Franklin but they never expected him to already have been rescued by another human. This human turns out to be a wizard from another world. Worse he has been through a war, and survived in the Negative Zone for years. How will this dimensional traveler effect the marvel universe? Answer: a lot. Pairings: harem see inside
Crossover - Harry Potter & Marvel - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 455,259 - Reviews: 1688 - Favs: 2,850 - Follows: 2,914 - Updated: 4/12 - Published: 6/30/2013 - Harry P.
Wandering Pilot by Mercaba reviews
Waking up in an open field a weary pilot finds a trio of shapes moving in the distance, following them a whole new and adventure awaits them all
Crossover - Evangelion & Queen's Blade/クイーンズブレイド - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 280,793 - Reviews: 772 - Favs: 486 - Follows: 413 - Updated: 4/11 - Published: 8/16/2011
Noble Spartans, Noble Heroes by free man writer reviews
A new team arrives in the Marvel universe. as they arrive new and more large scale plans begin to unfold from both universes, pushing this team to new breaking points. will they hold on or is this their final mission as Spartans. Now in the Loki Saga
Crossover - Marvel & Halo - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 144,931 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 4/9 - Published: 2/21/2013 - Master Chief/John-117
Fate Kaleid Liner Dxd by ThousandMastery reviews
What if Archer was thrown into Emiya Shirou's body? And this took place during the storyline of Fate Kaleid Liner and High School Dxd? Interested? Here's the story of Fate Kaleid Liner Dxd, a story made for the hell of it. Told in 1st person, both timelines slightly AU.
Crossover - Fate/stay night & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 80,909 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 624 - Follows: 673 - Updated: 4/4 - Published: 9/12/2013 - Archer, Illyasviel von Einzbern, H. Issei, G. Rias
Shinji and Warhammer40k by Charles Bhepin reviews
Shinji Ikari finds a boxful of insanity and becomes even more unhinged than before. Somehow, this is A Good Thing. As the grim dark future melts into stark bleak present, upon a throne of tropes humanity might find the savior it so requires.
Crossover - Evangelion & Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 48 - Words: 755,729 - Reviews: 1590 - Favs: 2,150 - Follows: 1,505 - Updated: 4/4 - Published: 11/11/2007
The Devils Reaper by Derain von Harken reviews
If having Geass sped up Lelouchs schedule considerably what was it? An alternate war fic where Lelouch began his scheming from the moment he made his oath. So that by the time he meets C.C he has a lot more resources and a lot more help than it appears. Not to mention one extremely ruthless henchman who dresses up as (and acts like) a horseman of the apocalypse. Death.
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 194,044 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 269 - Updated: 4/4 - Published: 10/20/2012 - Lelouch L.
The Stargate Initiative by Sciencefictionsquirrel reviews
AU. In 1945, Ernest Littlefield ventures through the Stargate and manages to convey that he is alive via a radio set. This, coupled with a more intact Heliopolis, result in the development of the Stargate Initiative, dedicated to using the stargate for the benefit of the USA and mankind.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 76,463 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 269 - Updated: 4/2 - Published: 7/4/2013
Dark Phoenix of Konoha by White Angel of Auralon reviews
Naruto has a big secret, he isn't the dead last he appears to be. But why would he show that before he is ready to deal with the stones the council loves placing in his way? The Sandaime, having opened his eyes will do his best to make sure that Konoha will retain the Will of Fire. Smart / Strong Naruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 150,892 - Reviews: 2246 - Favs: 4,167 - Follows: 4,573 - Updated: 3/30 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Naruto U., Kakashi H.
God Slaying Blade Works by Marcus Galen Sands reviews
The first Fate/Stay Night-Campione! crossover. A Heavens Feel Shirou finds that himself and Illya have been pulled into another world by a corrupted Grail. There his actions lead to him becoming the Eighth god killing Devil King. Now he has to deal with becoming someone who rules where he walks, even if he doesn't want to. That and trying to find a way back home.
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Campione!/カンピオーネ! - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 527,171 - Reviews: 3064 - Favs: 2,306 - Follows: 2,050 - Updated: 3/29 - Published: 9/27/2012 - Shirō E., K. Godou
The Raikage by Aragon Potter reviews
After succeeding in retrieving Sasuke, Naruto was banished from Konoha due to the Council's fear of the Akatsuki coming after him and destroying Konoha. 10 years later after being banished Naruto becomes the new Raikage of Kumo and leads it to greatness.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 515,327 - Reviews: 2526 - Favs: 4,082 - Follows: 3,091 - Updated: 3/16 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Naruto U.
The Hope of the Senju Clan by Aragon Potter reviews
What if instead of Kushina being Naruto's mother and through a trick of fate Naruto's mother was Tsunade after a drunken night with Minato in which Naruto becomes both the heir and hope of the Senju clan. Find out what life would be like now for Naruto
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 710,861 - Reviews: 4554 - Favs: 4,740 - Follows: 4,119 - Updated: 3/16 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Naruto U.
From Fake Dreams by Third Fang reviews
Emiya Kiritsugu was happy living the rest of his short days. He had put his past behind him... until he began to dream of futures that had yet to be. Let it be known that the Magus Killer was not dangerous simply because he was dying and had no plans to fight.
Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 545,791 - Reviews: 4094 - Favs: 3,087 - Follows: 2,675 - Updated: 3/14 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Shirō E.
The Effect of a Horse and a Dragon by Vimesenthusiast reviews
A different decision right after being cursed leads to a very different Ranma showing up in Nerima. When he goes after Herb to beat some sense into him Ryoga takes the chance to get rid of his rival once and for all, sending both combatants to the Mass Effect universe. What changes will two martial artists and their use of ki have on the coming conflict? RanmaXTaliXKasumiXSama
Crossover - Ranma & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 47,626 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 618 - Follows: 549 - Updated: 3/14 - Published: 2/2 - Ranma, Kasumi G., Tali'Zorah, Samara
Chaotic Space by Vimesenthusiast reviews
Ranma learned on his 'grandma's' knee to look to the stars, and dreamed of going to space when they watched an alien ship crash land on Earth. Now years later after various plans have come to fruition he gets his chance. But is space and the space navy ready for Ranma? Pairing Ranma/Kasumi/Lisa/Miriya
Crossover - Ranma & Robotech/Macross - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 432,848 - Reviews: 543 - Favs: 469 - Follows: 402 - Updated: 3/14 - Published: 6/20/2013 - Ranma, Kasumi, Lisa/Misa, Miriya/Milia - Complete
Ascension Book One: Bloodline by megamatt09 reviews
AU. The Rewrite! There is much more to Harry Potter than meets the eye. Much more. Book One of Four. Harry/Kara/Faora/Diana/Karen/Multi. Massive harem.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Justice League - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 415,523 - Reviews: 717 - Favs: 835 - Follows: 635 - Updated: 3/10 - Published: 6/29/2013 - Harry P., Linda L./Kara Zor-El/Supergirl, Diana of Themyscira/Wonder Woman - Complete
Shinobi of the High Seas by Kenchi618 reviews
Naruto's age has passed him by as his time is over. Now he attempts to seek out a place for himself in the new world, and it's bigger than he ever figured it to be! Will be epic in length, NaruHarem
Crossover - Naruto & One Piece - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 48 - Words: 538,961 - Reviews: 7034 - Favs: 5,753 - Follows: 4,624 - Updated: 3/9 - Published: 9/10/2010 - Naruto U.
Ragnarok VR Online by Zephryc reviews
The life's of Kazuto and Naruto took a drastic change when they are stuck in a VR death game. Follow them in their journey in a different world where they will face dangers and trials to win their freedom back. Along the way see them grow and mature, find love and make hard decisions. Rating might change in the future
Crossover - Naruto & Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 129,242 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 3/2 - Published: 9/19/2013 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] [Kirito/Kazuto, Asuna]
Death's Little Brother by mjimeyg reviews
Harry is told of a new world which might need his help. There he finds new family and new ways to annoy people. (Not Slash)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Smallville - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 75 - Words: 491,060 - Reviews: 1496 - Favs: 989 - Follows: 981 - Updated: 3/2 - Published: 8/25/2013 - Harry P., Clark K./Superman
Madness at the Gate by ZenoNoKyuubi reviews
The sequel to ItMoaS. Mad scientist Harry Potter, now twenty years old, is sent to the SGC to half-join SG-1, accompanying them on missions. However, this job, which was just supposed to be providing Harry with research and allow him to expand on his knowledge, will have him make grand discoveries about himself and that of the entire magical race. Harry/Tonks/possibly more
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 191,668 - Reviews: 3052 - Favs: 2,916 - Follows: 3,062 - Updated: 2/17 - Published: 5/4/2013 - Anise/Freya, Harry P., N. Tonks
Naruto Shippuden: Namikaze's Return Redux! by The Engulfing Silence reviews
Starts right after the Sasuke Retrieval, Jiraiya takes Naruto on a three year training trip. Taking his training seriously Naruto strives to become the best he can and learn everything that Konoha denied him. Naruto/Harem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 379,408 - Reviews: 2228 - Favs: 4,810 - Follows: 3,941 - Updated: 2/14 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Naruto U.
The Next Great Adventure by ThatGuyYouKnew reviews
Sick and tired of the magical world, Harry decides he needs a drastic change of scenery, and what's a more drastic change than an entirely new world? On to the next great adventure!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Warcraft - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 115,491 - Reviews: 530 - Favs: 1,626 - Follows: 1,816 - Updated: 2/14 - Published: 1/28/2013 - Harry P.
The Leaf's Naruto by Morta's Priest reviews
There's something to be said for keeping the past as it was - makes it predictable, malleable. Naruto never bought those arguments. He's always been the one to power through adversity rather than wait it out, so why would now be any different? He'll do what has to be done, even if he steps on a few butterflies along the way.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 188,736 - Reviews: 2711 - Favs: 4,900 - Follows: 5,619 - Updated: 2/13 - Published: 6/28/2012 - Naruto U.
Why Me? by Marcus Galen Sands reviews
Alex didn't expect this. It was absurd, impossible, crazy, and yet it was happening. Finding himself as the new Familiar of a character from an anime was not something that he'd ever expected to happen. Still if he's going to have to do it then he'll damned well do a good job. Still, he really wants to know, 'Why me'. OC Warning, though i'm trying to do it well.
Crossover - Anime X-overs & Familiar of Zero - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 101,031 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 532 - Follows: 505 - Updated: 2/11 - Published: 6/12/2013 - Louise
The Chosen One's Journey by dragonwolf12 reviews
A year before Ash left on his Pokemon journey, he received a Mysterious package. Inside of it was a book and a simple note that was signed 'A friend.' This book turns out to be the best thing that could have happened to Ash, leading to a more mature and intelligent Ash. Read how Ash travels around the regions with a more progressive look on Pokemon training. I Don't Own Pokemon!
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 107,417 - Reviews: 799 - Favs: 1,646 - Follows: 1,636 - Updated: 2/10 - Published: 3/12/2013 - Ash K./Satoshi, Pikachu, Lucario
Parallel axis of Sawada Tsunayoshi by Fantasy-Magician reviews
Memory of him as Vongola Decimo is a curse and blessing for Tsuna. He is set to choose his own path, far away from mafia world with his friends. Beside, he has his twin chosen for that throne. Reborn is not sure what to think of Iemitsu's older son. There's something hidden beneath those amber eyes of the charismatic president of Namimori Gakuen. M for violence only
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 135,625 - Reviews: 1135 - Favs: 1,996 - Follows: 2,044 - Updated: 1/30 - Published: 2/25/2012 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., Vongola 10th Generation, Reborn
Naruto, The Dark Flash by KenzoXShuyita reviews
Of the 10,000 players in the most anticipated game of the year, Naruto is the only player given the gift of chakra. However, everything quickly goes down to hell when instead of being the game that everyone was expecting...all players receive something they never asked for. Everyone's life is at stake, and there are 100 floors to complete. Strong/Smart Naruto. Naruto/Silica Pairing
Crossover - Naruto & Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 89,195 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 646 - Follows: 765 - Updated: 1/25 - Published: 12/23/2013 - [Kirito/Kazuto, Asuna] [Naruto U., Silica]
Muv Luv: One Last Time into the Loop by PaulXion reviews
Shirogane Takeru struggles against reality as he returns to the past one more time to change the fate the Alternate World,Armed with only the knowledge of the future and his incredible skills as a soldier,he prepares for the inevitable clash against BETA
Muv-Luv/マブラヴ - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 86 - Words: 942,947 - Reviews: 1157 - Favs: 412 - Follows: 383 - Updated: 1/22 - Published: 6/24/2011
Ghost Warrior by deathwing17 reviews
While Nova was still in the Ghost Academy she met someone, someone who managed to change her outlook on the mindwipe procedure that she had been looking forward to ever since she had arrived at the Academy, how would this small change affect her future and the future of those around her? plz read and review
StarCraft - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 116,482 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 1/19 - Published: 7/22/2012 - Nova
The Noble Hermit by crimsonxAEGIS reviews
Uzumaki Naruto, Savior of the Shinobi World and Vanquisher of the Primordial God "Juubi" has died at the Valley of the End. Konso'd by a familiar Shinigami and sent to the Rukongai, Naruto decides to live his after-life as he did his life. Doing what he thinks is right, and following his gut... all done in style of course. NarutoxHarem !Jaded Naruto !Wise Naruto
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 66,880 - Reviews: 483 - Favs: 2,298 - Follows: 2,425 - Updated: 1/14 - Published: 12/12/2013 - [Naruto U., Yoruichi S., Kukaku S., T. Harribel]
Help from a Stranger by Wolf3391 reviews
The immortal Naruto has been travelling around the world for the past few centuries. Now he has come to a place called Karakura Town and ends up finding something strange in the locals and gets dragged into another adventure. Naru/Harem
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 115,953 - Reviews: 1067 - Favs: 2,887 - Follows: 2,777 - Updated: 1/12 - Published: 9/29/2011 - Naruto U., Orihime I.
A Wrinkle in Time by rightforlife reviews
The Fourth Shinobi War ended in disaster. They won, but at a price too great to bear. Given a second chance, what exactly can Konoha's three most powerful men do? No slash, no overt romance. Time travel, old enemies, and old friends that all leads to a new future.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 113,225 - Reviews: 1352 - Favs: 3,442 - Follows: 3,810 - Updated: 1/11 - Published: 2/1/2013 - Naruto U., Lee R., Shikamaru N.
Rise of the Satan: The White Satan V1 by redwarrioroflight reviews
Two years after Shinji averted Third Impact, he is trying to move on in his life when he is killed by a Fallen Angel. He is resurrected as a pure-blooded devil and is put on the path of Satanhood. Armed with the Divine Dividing and a peerage of sexy female servants, he shall rise to become the White Satan! ShinjixRias harem.
Crossover - Evangelion & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 151,369 - Reviews: 496 - Favs: 584 - Follows: 508 - Updated: 1/9 - Published: 4/9/2013 - [Shinji I., G. Rias, Sona S., Serafall L.]
Tiberium: The Fires of Terra by bluerockmen reviews
War has just be declared after a terrorist attack wiped out the leaders of the United Nations between the Earth Alliances and PLANT but the first shot has yet to be fired. So what will happen when suddenly another UN organization from another reality arrives unforeseen. Will the ideals of the UN hold true or will there be nothing but war in the future.
Crossover - Command & Conquer & Gundam Seed - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 43,314 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 1/2 - Published: 4/5/2013
A New Hero in a New Land by Verdalt1 reviews
A land where Magic is not secluded, a land where Dragons and mystical creatures still exist. In another world lies a lone hero who strive for the happiness of everyone. Fate seems to work on the strangest of ways... then again, a hero's duty is never done, right?
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 75,505 - Reviews: 431 - Favs: 1,008 - Follows: 1,127 - Updated: 1/1 - Published: 7/1/2012 - Shirō E.
FateProphecy Break by Wrathkal reviews
A young Harry Potter gets his hands on a certain summoning ritual, and carries it out on the spur of the moment! Archer-Harry team. Independent, smart Harry.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 336,013 - Reviews: 1285 - Favs: 1,585 - Follows: 1,618 - Updated: 12/31/2013 - Published: 5/2/2012 - Harry P., Archer
Overlord Ranma by MadHat886 reviews
Ranma and the girls find themselves in another world and Ranma is now the Overlord of the castle they find themselves in. Base on Overlord game. Harem fic.
Crossover - Ranma & Overlord - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 179,188 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 506 - Follows: 419 - Updated: 12/28/2013 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Ranma
The Swarm of War by VexMaster reviews
A nerd has reincarnated as a Zerg Larva... and now he has been dropped into the Warhammer 40K. There is no time for peace. No Respite. No forgiveness. There is only WAR and the Swarm!
Crossover - StarCraft & Warhammer - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 49 - Words: 230,674 - Reviews: 1175 - Favs: 994 - Follows: 916 - Updated: 12/28/2013 - Published: 6/14/2011
Star Sage by Driver Jim Ohki reviews
At the end of the Yuki no Kuni conflict, Naruto falls through the ice. At the same time, SG1 happens to be on world inside the glacier. General Mayhem ensues, The history of the Bijuu retold. No pairings (yet). Eventual Godlike!Naruto.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 28,063 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 544 - Follows: 644 - Updated: 12/25/2013 - Published: 7/4/2013 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] S. Carter, D. Jackson
Praetorian: Season 1 by DraconLord reviews
When a vision from the Force sends him to a galaxy enslaved by parasites and where the rebellions are disparate and fractured, Revan finds new meaning to his life as he rallies the forces of the Milky Way against the Goa'uld Empire, even as ancient powers awaken on distant worlds that constitute a much more familiar threat. Future Sam/Revan
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 34,868 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 12/22/2013 - Published: 4/24/2013 - S. Carter, Revan, HK-47
In Flight by gabriel blessing reviews
Honestly, Shirou was beginning to think that he should be used to this; being unwittingly selected to take part in brutal tournament that he had no idea existed until he found himself in the middle of it. Then again, second times the charm, right?
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Sekirei - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 44 - Words: 762,492 - Reviews: 7903 - Favs: 4,193 - Follows: 3,058 - Updated: 12/21/2013 - Published: 12/14/2010 - Shirō E. - Complete
The Terran Jedi by The Dark Scribbler reviews
The sequel to Jedi Harris. Xander and his fellow Jedi battle on. The latest chapter is up at long last!
Buffy X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 48 - Words: 479,112 - Reviews: 1702 - Favs: 1,119 - Follows: 1,017 - Updated: 12/19/2013 - Published: 10/30/2005
Fate of Two Worlds by Thedarkestnight51 reviews
With the 4th Great Ninja War over and the Allied Shinobi Forces still unified, the future looks peaceful, but when a long lost structure is found, its discovery rocks the world and leaves the fate of two worlds hanging in the balance.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,031 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 12/16/2013 - Published: 12/2/2013 - D. Jackson, J. O'Neill, Naruto U., Hinata H.
Naruto the Angel of Death by Elredar Skylance reviews
After getting harshly rejected by Sakura, Naruto makes a choice to focus on becoming a true shinobi. Watch as he makes a name for himself with the help of three powerful styles and a demon lord. All will know the name: Naruto the Angel of Death.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 306,541 - Reviews: 2220 - Favs: 3,595 - Follows: 2,702 - Updated: 12/15/2013 - Published: 2/3/2009 - Naruto U.
Reunions are a Deleted by Bob Regent reviews
Name amended due to guidelines. A clash of ideologies will cause widespread death and destruction for two races both alike and strange to the other. SG1nBSG xover
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 27 - Words: 349,784 - Reviews: 929 - Favs: 1,028 - Follows: 1,011 - Updated: 11/23/2013 - Published: 5/19/2007
No Tendo by Greylle reviews
a story by myself and Kender Sci which takes place in a timeline which has been completely SNAFUed but oddly works.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Ranma - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 39 - Words: 376,378 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 554 - Follows: 440 - Updated: 11/2/2013 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Ranma
Just Another Meteor Freak by jadedbluerose reviews
Clark Kent has seen many strange things in his life; he's an extra terrestrial living in a town of meteor infected humans. But in the aftermath of the second meteor shower he discovers a cousin with his own strange past. What will the Kryptonian do when Danny Fenton arrives, bringing the ghosts of his own mysterious past along with him?
Crossover - Smallville & Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 40 - Words: 514,841 - Reviews: 764 - Favs: 471 - Follows: 299 - Updated: 10/31/2013 - Published: 3/14/2012 - Clark K./Superman, Danny F. - Complete
Shattered Eyes by Lithius Osmius reviews
Tears of liquid silver will be shed as Naruto struggles to master a new Bloodline Limit that surpasses all, even the Rin'negan. Look into his eyes, the shattered mirrors of the soul. Obviously AU, Epic Length, pairings undecided at the moment.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 191,547 - Reviews: 2169 - Favs: 3,917 - Follows: 3,571 - Updated: 10/24/2013 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Naruto U.
Marvel Phantom by Slayer Anderson reviews
So...the Fentons punch a hole through to the afterlife in their basement and develop unparalleled hover technology and...they're crackpots? Being taken seriously can be good...and bad, especially if you attract the notice of Howard Stark, S.H.I.E.L.D, A.I.M, and a host of other agencies. Suddenly, the Fentons have to contend with a world wider and stranger than they ever imagined.
Crossover - Marvel & Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 64,386 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 554 - Follows: 523 - Updated: 10/22/2013 - Published: 4/18/2013 - Danny F.
Ultimate Frontier Brain by redwarrioroflight reviews
When offered the chance to become a Frontier Brain by Scott after defeating the Battle Froniter, Ash accepts. This places him on a journey that constantly challenges him, pushing him to his limits and beyond. In the end, it unleashes his true potential and he rises to be the greatest of all: The Ultimate Frontier Brain! Ashxharem
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 23,260 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 534 - Follows: 528 - Updated: 10/3/2013 - Published: 3/2/2012 - Ash K./Satoshi, Anabel/Lila
YuGiOh! 5D's: Death Rising by The Azure Guardian reviews
A deity pulls a young man into the world of Yu-Gi-Oh! 5D's and bestows upon him the power of the Infinity Eight to aide the Signers and stop the assault of the Dark Signers while also assigning him his own mission. Rated M for language, violence, and character death. Chapter 6 (Ch. 7 of 20) has been revised. COMPLETE
Crossover - .hack/SIGN & Yu-Gi-Oh! 5D's - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 20 - Words: 206,696 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 10/1/2013 - Published: 3/16/2011 - Skeith, Aura, Haseo, Yūsei F. - Complete
The Clone Wars 3 Sides by dragon145 reviews
The Clone Wars have now begun and everything seems to be going Palpatine's way so far...but whats this, a new Sith Empire thats being lead by Naruto has risen up and joined the conflict. Looks like Palpatine might have some competition.
Crossover - Star Wars & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 127,935 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 813 - Follows: 828 - Updated: 9/2/2013 - Published: 10/23/2010 - Naruto U.
StarGate: Galactic Imperium by VexMaster reviews
What if someone from our universe goes to the Stargate universe with everyting we know about it? He will build an empire unlike any other before it. 1st person POV and POV from SG-1. A massive crossover!
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 95 - Words: 448,069 - Reviews: 1846 - Favs: 950 - Follows: 854 - Updated: 8/15/2013 - Published: 1/22/2009
Out of the Unknown by axellon2008 reviews
A young Naruto discovers a crashed starship and his life is forever changed. Under the tutelage of a Sith Lord, he will discover a galaxy that he never knew existed.
Crossover - Star Wars & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 25 - Words: 362,156 - Reviews: 1592 - Favs: 1,933 - Follows: 1,700 - Updated: 8/10/2013 - Published: 1/12/2011 - Naruto U.
The First Movement of the Odyssey by Crazy-88 reviews
"You are the Fifth Race. Your role is clear. If there is any hope in preserving the future, it lies with you and your people" Because all it takes is one ship. Perhaps in the wrong place... But unquestionably, at the right time.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Halo - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 140,799 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 404 - Follows: 467 - Updated: 8/3/2013 - Published: 7/15/2013
This Time as a Namikaze by TwiceMarked reviews
A broken promise sends Naruto spiralling down into a depression after his greatest victory. He is given a chance to make things right, to make things better. But this time, he won't be alone. This time, he'll do it as a Namikaze. M just in case.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 165,364 - Reviews: 2030 - Favs: 3,109 - Follows: 3,239 - Updated: 8/2/2013 - Published: 5/10/2011 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
The Mission Stays the Same by Ursakar reviews
A joke of Chaos daemon sent two unlikely allies - an Eldar Farseer and an Imperial Storm trooper, through the Warp and into another Universe. In this place, everything is alien to them. Except for one thing - war. War is something they know very well.
Crossover - Warhammer & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 239,536 - Reviews: 1154 - Favs: 1,347 - Follows: 1,381 - Updated: 7/30/2013 - Published: 10/4/2011 - Shepard (F)
Children of the Ancients by GREAT CELESTIAL-DRAGON reviews
In the 25th century, humanity have matured, genetically evolved into a race known as the Tau'ri the children of the Furerunners. What they would soon learn of their heritage would be suprises ahead of them and wars that would come to them. Beta in need! Chap 16 on the way
X-overs - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 80,680 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/28/2013 - Published: 6/2/2010
Mass Effect: Friend of a Hero by LeroyZanzibar reviews
Mark Sears and John Shepard met under grim circumstances but became friends. Sears survived the tragedies on Mindoir and Akuze. Despite no longer serving in the Alliance, he must now assist his best friend and fight the greatest threat in the galaxy. OC
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 59 - Words: 508,415 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 7/23/2013 - Published: 2/16/2011 - Shepard (M), Miranda L., OC
Code Geass: Naruto of the Games by Black Prince of Britannia reviews
Throughout time, there has been an entity, pulling the strings behind every major conflict. However, when the Holy Britannia Empire starts to upset the balance, what will he do? When the Elevens rise under their charismatic Black Prince, what will he do? Would he discard the game-board of the world for the Empire, or would he rebuild the game-board from the ashes. NarutoXCCXHarem
Crossover - Naruto & Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 34,026 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 7/12/2013 - Published: 6/26/2013 - Naruto U.
Collapsing Empires by swsf09 reviews
Empires rise and fall in the Milky Way Galaxy. Could one person have the power to bring them all down? Or will they find the strength to forge something greater out of the fires of war. Update.
Crossover - Halo & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 112,173 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 7/4/2013 - Published: 11/18/2012 - Master Chief/John-117, Shepard (M)
The Eternal War: A Kingdom's Rising by tthorn reviews
Taken on his arrival into a new world to the City of Sorcery, Minas Morgul. Educated in the dark arts and the politics of Mordor, see Harry Potter rise and claim what it is in him to take. How will he react when it comes to the War of the Ring, can he withstand the snare of his masters or will he rebel against them to forge his own path. Multi-crossover. Powerful, Political Harry
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 55,462 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 749 - Follows: 853 - Updated: 5/26/2013 - Published: 3/1/2013 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Next Great Adventure by AmateurFanfic reviews
The war is over, and the sheep of the wizarding world have once again begun to turn their backs on him. In hopes of avoiding the hostility of the public and the greed of the Ministry, Harry embarks on a journey that will take him to a new life. Repost ch
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 14 - Words: 121,781 - Reviews: 1000 - Favs: 2,233 - Follows: 2,667 - Updated: 5/13/2013 - Published: 9/9/2009 - S. Carter, Harry P.
A Spark of Genius by michaelsuave reviews
Xander Harris was never called a genius, but after a different choice of Halloween costumes he is hit with a 'spark' of mad genius, the abilities that go with it, and flung into a far different world. Come and enjoy the madness. GirlGenius vers costume.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Justice League - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 45 - Words: 532,972 - Reviews: 2537 - Favs: 1,530 - Follows: 1,349 - Updated: 5/12/2013 - Published: 10/30/2010 - Xander H.
New Blood by 117Jorn reviews
When you get a chance to change something for the better...would you take it? Nine Star Wars fans do when a Mod goes wrong, and end up in the middle of the Mandalorian Civil War. Can they change the history of the Galaxy far far away? Rated T may up to M.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 10 - Words: 160,193 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 5/4/2013 - Published: 10/8/2011 - Jango Fett
Rise of Arcane by Angeldoctor reviews
Harry was abandoned by his parents at the Dursleys only for them to abandon him in New York a few years later. Luckily, Harry met a strange magician under circumstances only Harry could consider normal. How would the Marvel Universe and the Harry Potter world change now that he's being raised by Dr. Strange, the Sorcerer Supreme? Wrong-Boy-Who-Lived. Harry/harem. Abandoned.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Marvel - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 208,518 - Reviews: 1223 - Favs: 1,840 - Follows: 1,671 - Updated: 5/1/2013 - Published: 11/9/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Stark of the Red Winter by oso1991 reviews
Harry fell through the veil due to a battle in the Ministry many years after the fall of Voldemort. Sent through time and space, he fell in the lands of Westeros as a young child. Raised under the protection of Lord Stark, how will Harry change the game?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 61,470 - Reviews: 638 - Favs: 2,007 - Follows: 2,287 - Updated: 4/12/2013 - Published: 5/23/2012 - Harry P., Eddard S.
On the Wings of Dragons by Bobmin356 reviews
The Weyr prepares for the step of going public against the backdrop of heightening international tensions and increasingly complex personal issues. And is Britain really secure now that the Ministry has been conquered? Sequel to The Queen Who Fell to Earth. Harry/Hr/OCF
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dragonriders of Pern series - Rated: M - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 19 - Words: 365,930 - Reviews: 2053 - Favs: 2,127 - Follows: 1,710 - Updated: 4/7/2013 - Published: 6/5/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Gundam SEED: Jupiter's Dawn by Juubi-K reviews
It is CE 73, and the Earth Alliance is on the verge of collapse as the Atlantic Federation and Eurasia square off. A ship arrives from Jupiter, seeking to know the fate of humanity.
Gundam Seed - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 142,050 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 3/30/2013 - Published: 6/24/2011 - Athrun Z., Cagalli Y. A.
Harry Potter and the Four Heirs by Sinyk reviews
Merlin, not happy with how the future unravelled for the life of Harry Potter, intervenes early to set the course of history back on track. Implied Pairing Only. Smart!Harry Bash!AD Idiot!RW
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 282,458 - Reviews: 1118 - Favs: 2,262 - Follows: 1,139 - Updated: 3/27/2013 - Published: 2/25/2013 - Harry P., Neville L., Hermione G., Susan B. - Complete
The Warlock of Slytherin by Romantic Silence reviews
After his mother died, his father abandoned him with his relatives. Harry grew up emulating his uncle, a shrewd businessman. With his best friend and neighbor, Hermione, by his side, he has big plans to be at the top! However, his plans get derailed when it's revealed that not only is he a wizard, but his father is one too and that his twin brother is the famous Boy Who Lived!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 12 - Words: 76,944 - Reviews: 1469 - Favs: 3,669 - Follows: 4,652 - Updated: 3/5/2013 - Published: 11/10/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Alexander Belmont by Harbinger Of Kaos reviews
AU/Cross: Xander is chosen to bear the mantle of the Belmont s and the Forgemaster, when the Gods of old decide the PTB isn t getting the job done, watch as he fights for what he believes in. Starts out Castle and expands, Xanderx?
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Castlevania - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 52,831 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 3/4/2013 - Published: 3/14/2011 - Xander H.
The Pride of Sunnydale by The Saint Of Killers reviews
When Xander is possessed by a different animal spirit on his fateful trip to the zoo, a new champion against the darkness is born on the Hellmouth. With new options available to him, Xander's different choices and actions cause ever expanding ripples in the tapestry of fate. With the future of the Scoobies changing with every step, will they still succeed in saving the world?
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 119,956 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 778 - Follows: 848 - Updated: 2/5/2013 - Published: 5/17/2011 - Xander H.
00 Frozen Teardrops by Aldaeus reviews
A cold war is about to heat up at the hands of Celestial Being, the Preventers find themselves heading to a new battlefield to face a new enemy. Will hell freeze over as frozen teardrops drift through space? Sequel to: Waltzing with Destiny
Crossover - Gundam Wing/AC & Gundam 00 - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Parody - Chapters: 36 - Words: 667,132 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 1/26/2013 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Complete
The Master by Flamelord99 reviews
Armed with the Rinnegan, Naruto wants to become one of the 10 Wizard Saints. However, can he do so even though he doesn't even fully understand his own magic?
Crossover - Naruto & Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 40,436 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 743 - Follows: 670 - Updated: 1/6/2013 - Published: 3/13/2012 - Naruto U.
The Consequences Of Not Being Polite by The Sidhe reviews
The Colonials finally encounter their long lost relatives. However, they find out that their cousins are not quite what they had expected. Now AU due to progression in the recent season.
Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 47 - Words: 266,212 - Reviews: 738 - Favs: 913 - Follows: 788 - Updated: 12/17/2012 - Published: 10/12/2006 - Complete
Saint Tenma: Holy War ARC by Fantasy-Magician reviews
Pegasus chose to reincarnate in sanctuary 13yrs ago, to fix broken unity from within. Gold saints at first was not too happy to do babysitting, and Shun didn't expect someone helping him in training as fate seems never tired to link Hades,Athena&Pegasus.
Saint Seiya - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 174,370 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 11/20/2012 - Published: 11/20/2010 - Tenma, Shun
Oma's Choice by jacobds reviews
After saving the stone Harry is approached by Oma Desala, and is told that he is the subject of two different prophecies but one is currently blocking the other. He is given a chance to change his path and fulfill both destinies. Smart/Powerful Harry
Crossover - Harry Potter & Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 41 - Words: 206,427 - Reviews: 2575 - Favs: 3,091 - Follows: 2,889 - Updated: 11/18/2012 - Published: 4/28/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Mass Effect X Halo Spartan Dawn by Freedom Guard reviews
Yet another creation of mine to help ease my mind, I hope that everyone does not mind seeing this one. I know there are a lot of crossover with Mass Effect and Halo, but no sense not trying a bit of it in my free time. Story on Ice, Updating all NON Halo stories is priority now.
Crossover - Halo & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 204,626 - Reviews: 735 - Favs: 848 - Follows: 759 - Updated: 10/26/2012 - Published: 10/8/2010 - Master Chief/John-117
Code Geass: Guardian of the Gods by The Twilight Sage reviews
Challange by Challanger. After arriving in a new world Naruto is arrested and thrown into the mental hospital but brakes out. Watch as our favorite blond changes the Code Geass world. Naruto/Harem,Lelouch/Shirley contains elements from devil may cry.
Crossover - Naruto & Code Geass - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 21,259 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 8/24/2012 - Published: 11/13/2011 - Naruto U.
G I Joe Halo by Freedom Guard reviews
The Forward Unto Dawn arrives at Earth, but it's not the Earth where the UNSC exists, but there are two organizations worth meeting. How will the Joes and Cobra deal with the arrival of one UNSC A.I and a Spartan II? Story on Ice due to updating of NON Halo stories.
Crossover - G. I. Joe & Halo - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 17 - Words: 202,348 - Reviews: 562 - Favs: 556 - Follows: 459 - Updated: 8/19/2012 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Master Chief/John-117
Voyager Meets Clan Silver Dragon by Crudack Darkbane reviews
This X-over picks up where my DS-9 left off. While they can be read independently of each other, it will make more sense if you read the first one first. Anyway, the "Clans" are my own original idea and are copyrighted. I am trying to get my "Clans" novels published, and plese R&R!
Crossover - StarTrek: Deep Space Nine & StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 252,505 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/1/2012 - Complete
This is a crossover with DS9/Trek Universe and the "Clans" universe of my creation. The "Clans" are a series of books I have been writing and am in the process of getting published. These cross-overs are for entertainment purposes only, and please be aware that all "Clan" Technology is based on real and theoretical physics. Disclaimers inside.
Crossover - StarTrek: Deep Space Nine & X-overs - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 107,108 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/28/2012 - Complete
Bonds Beyond The Boundary by ArmoredCoreNineBall reviews
The Boundary. The one place where all timelines and universes intersect. Within that Boundry is the Azure. However... What could be on the otherside? One Ragna The Bloodedge, will find out... Whether he wants too or not. Rated M for safty reasons.
Crossover - Fairy Tail & BlazBlue - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 132,431 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 7/11/2012 - Published: 2/1/2011 - Natsu D., Ragna
Tradition and Honor: A Devil's Creed by VFSNAKE reviews
Naruto doesn't summon the Toads when Jiraiya pushed him over the ravine and hit the bottom. As he lies there slowly dying he learns that he is the long lined descendant of Vergil Sparda from the spirit of the man himself. Can anyone say...BINGO!
Crossover - Devil May Cry & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 92,086 - Reviews: 677 - Favs: 1,957 - Follows: 1,553 - Updated: 6/8/2012 - Published: 5/1/2009 - Naruto U.
Consuming Direct Control by Hyliian reviews
With nothing left for him in the galaxy but empty space and idle time, Alex Mercer finds himself recruited in Commander Shepard's fight against the Collectors. On hiatus. See Ch. 44 for details.
Crossover - Mass Effect & Prototype - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 44 - Words: 86,544 - Reviews: 1043 - Favs: 1,205 - Follows: 907 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 4/27/2012 - Shepard (F), Alex M./Zeus - Complete
The Dragon Within by NeroSparda reviews
Shinji did not want to left behind, but his Oyaji left him no choice, now he's left to with his cousin and aunt.And who are these two?Why their names are Nagi Soichiro and Makiko.How will this affect his return to Tokyo-3? Ikari ShinjixNatsume Maya pairin
Crossover - Evangelion & Tenjho Tenge - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 51,326 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Shinji I., Maya
Technological Ninja Naruto Uzumaki by WraithRune reviews
One night, falling stars streaked across the sky. When Naruto accidently came into contact with one of the craters where the stars had fell, he found a device that contained all the knowledge of an advanced civilization. Technology, Mokuton Naruto.
Crossover - Anime X-overs & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 12 - Words: 85,611 - Reviews: 1266 - Favs: 2,896 - Follows: 2,729 - Updated: 5/23/2012 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Naruto U.
Sins Of A Galactic Empire by SpaceCowboy2013 reviews
When the unknown regions of space is revealed to the galaxy at large by a CIS warship the UNSC becomes members of galactic community, but its existence is soon threatened by the rise of an Empire from the ashes of a declining Republic DISCONTINUED
Crossover - Star Wars & Halo - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 11 - Words: 86,663 - Reviews: 696 - Favs: 614 - Follows: 509 - Updated: 5/9/2012 - Published: 8/18/2010 - Thrawn, Master Chief/John-117
Naruto One Man Team by Ackdam reviews
After graduating from the academy, Naruto starts to reveal his true self. Won't everyone be surprised at what the 'demon' can do?...Powerful Naruto - NaruXHarem - Saku/Sasu/Kiba bashing - Rated M for language, violence and adult themes.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 431,868 - Reviews: 3767 - Favs: 5,939 - Follows: 5,036 - Updated: 5/6/2012 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
The Lives Worth Saving by cywsaphyre reviews
Naruto, at 26, has lived through 10 years of war. At the end, with nothing left to call home, he sends himself back to the beginning, to the day of his younger self's graduation, in an attempt to change it all. Time travel AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 133,545 - Reviews: 2728 - Favs: 6,817 - Follows: 6,895 - Updated: 5/6/2012 - Published: 2/3/2012 - Naruto U.
Guardian by Black Dragon6 reviews
Ranma leaves Nerima and joins a special police force. Special in that it's made up of psychos, fools, and nymphomaniacs all charged with protecting Tokyo from the supernatural and terrorist forces that plague its streets.
Ranma - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 455,231 - Reviews: 797 - Favs: 890 - Follows: 488 - Updated: 5/3/2012 - Published: 4/14/2002
An Old Hope by Konerok Hadorak reviews
Sequel to A Curious Thing: The Rebel Alliance, a fledgling government is still young and the Empire is too strong. They need a miracle to stand against the tyranny of the Emperor. A miracle, and a discovery. Naruto/Star Wars/EVE Online.
Crossover - Star Wars & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 35,840 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 3/21/2012 - Published: 1/17/2011
Stargate Reopened by andrewjameswilliams reviews
Joint fic with Keiran Halcyon and Wolf of Dawn. An AU reimagination of Stargate SG-1.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 78,256 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 833 - Follows: 789 - Updated: 2/28/2012 - Published: 11/12/2010
Stargate: Birth of the Federation by Nairda reviews
With the Asgard and Ancient repository of knowledge, humanity stands ready for a new birth. "It tells the story of the newly created Terran Federation from a Macroscale point of view. Federation expansion, Space battles and the like."
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 13 - Words: 100,942 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 345 - Updated: 2/6/2012 - Published: 2/20/2010
The Wizard of Sunnydale by hatten-jc reviews
Xander's parents had a reason for acting like they did all those years and after Xander's sixteen birthday it is revealed.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & X-overs - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 39 - Words: 201,840 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 1/11/2012 - Published: 1/7/2011 - Xander H.
Master of Legendaries by sojoukou senkuo reviews
This story was inspired by ARCEUs-master's story "A New Chance at Life." Ash manages to save Latios' life and to give Ash thanks both dragons travel with him on his journey to be a Pokemon Master.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 175,178 - Reviews: 641 - Favs: 1,130 - Follows: 835 - Updated: 1/10/2012 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Ash K./Satoshi
Godsword of Zero by Kogane1089 reviews
A man without anything to live for but revenge for his country was summoned by a pink haired magician, Will he be able to still exact vengeance for his country or will be able to let go and find his purpose for living again in his life?
Familiar of Zero - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,419 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 1/10/2012 - Published: 8/26/2011 - Saito
Fate Stay Night Thy Chain Held in My Hand by Fangking2 reviews
By chance Naruto gained a set of mythic eyes that will lead him to master the art of runes and seals and summon a Berserker Servant. The Knight of the Round Table, Lancelot.
Crossover - Naruto & Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 103,276 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 10/14/2011 - Naruto U., Berserker
A Whole New World by weixuan18 reviews
The destiny of the Sennin has brought him here. This will be his last journey, and at the end of it, he will finally be allowed to rest. The changes he will bring, the actions he will take, will make this a whole new world. He is Uzumaki Naruto.
Crossover - Naruto & One Piece - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 57,587 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 1,011 - Follows: 840 - Updated: 12/5/2011 - Published: 10/9/2011 - Naruto U.
Atelier Uzumaki by Demon Eyes Laharl reviews
One fateful day, Uzumaki Naruto realizes the full implication of his lineage. It was bad enough that one of the most powerful Mana has been sealed inside him, but be is also the heir and survivor of a strong line of Alchemists. AU elements in characters.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 91,286 - Reviews: 375 - Favs: 947 - Follows: 907 - Updated: 11/3/2011 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Naruto U.
Roku Naruto by Anthurak The Chaos Lord reviews
AU. Naruto: Fool? Loudmoth? Not anymore. The night he learned Kage Bunshin, Naruto was changed. Witness the rise of a Naruto never seen before. MELON! Naruto/Hinata. No crossover. UBER OOCness Not a super-Naruto fic.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 127,088 - Reviews: 2156 - Favs: 3,018 - Follows: 2,750 - Updated: 9/26/2011 - Published: 4/4/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Naruto Uzumaki: Rise of the Sanninme no Rikudō by joshnaruto reviews
Gifted with the Rinnegan, can Naruto Uzumaki become Hokage and bring peace to the land with the help of his friends? Or will Madara Uchiha finally succeed and bring the world to its knees with his Tsuki no Me Keikaku? Naruto/Temari/Harem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 111,548 - Reviews: 581 - Favs: 1,603 - Follows: 1,269 - Updated: 7/3/2011 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Naruto U.
Naruto: The Fox with a Dog's Fang by SilverFang88 reviews
What would happen if Naruto found an ancient sword? The sword that once belonged to a powerful demon. Watch as Naruto goes through his adventures with the legendary Tessaiga by his side. NaruHarem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 247,127 - Reviews: 1809 - Favs: 2,570 - Follows: 2,272 - Updated: 6/20/2011 - Published: 1/20/2008 - Naruto U., Tenten
The Hero of Louise by wyldecolt reviews
Louise summons a heroic wolf
Crossover - Legend of Zelda & Familiar of Zero - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 68,405 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 419 - Follows: 393 - Updated: 6/1/2011 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Link, Louise
Xander Harris the other Prototype by Morgomir reviews
Xander isn’t the only one to disguise himself as a soldier version of Alexander Harris.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 50,551 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 310 - Updated: 5/21/2011 - Published: 1/7/2010 - Xander H.
XSGCOM: Terra from the Deep by Hotpoint reviews
Crossover between SG1 and XCOM. As old enemies fall by the wayside new ones appear to challenge the Tau'ri and their allies.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 153,663 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 435 - Follows: 343 - Updated: 5/3/2011 - Published: 1/3/2010
Transient Guest are We by 1sniperwolf reviews
In another bid to destroy Ice Crown, Illidan summons a demon from another world and hurls him at the Lich King. King Arthus knew his strength and decided the fate of this boy, this Naruto. To become a Death Knight. NarutoXWarcraft
Crossover - Warcraft & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 150,764 - Reviews: 471 - Favs: 875 - Follows: 606 - Updated: 4/29/2011 - Published: 9/16/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Absolute Zero: The Azure Moon by James D. Fawkes reviews
When Byakuya so easily defeats Ichigo, Kisuke decides that they're going to need help to invade Soul Society and rescue Rukia. So, he calls on an old friend. Hiatus pending completion of The Azure Sky.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 116,378 - Reviews: 638 - Favs: 1,414 - Follows: 1,300 - Updated: 3/10/2011 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Ichigo K., Rukia K.
Experimental Fate Vandread by the-taken reviews
In an alternate universe, Hibiki is a mad scientist.
Vandread - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,437 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/8/2011 - Published: 3/7/2011 - Hibiki T.
Perfection: Naruto the Chimera by Thanathos reviews
Idea from dracohalo117, taken with his permission. When Orochimaru left Akatsuki, he took samples from each of his fellow members. He then kidnaps the one he will make his new vessel… Naruto Uzumaki. Good Akatsuki, Living Kushina, Strong Naruto
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 68,558 - Reviews: 817 - Favs: 2,061 - Follows: 1,759 - Updated: 12/17/2010 - Published: 12/1/2009 - Naruto U.
Mokuton Heiru by dracohalo117 reviews
My answer to the challenge by acepro Evolution, NaruHarem...strong not goly Naruto, mokuton, and paper using Naruto
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 42,950 - Reviews: 576 - Favs: 1,329 - Follows: 1,146 - Updated: 10/11/2010 - Published: 8/25/2009 - Naruto U.
A New Leaf Falls in Kanto by e-ric-shin reviews
The war with Madara had left the countries a massive wasteland. Only nine have survived, with nothing left to lose Naruto makes a deal with Kyuubi his freedom in return for sending them somewhere that was plentiful with life.
Crossover - Pokémon & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 32,103 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 365 - Updated: 8/19/2010 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Naruto U.
The Hokage's Will by Airheaded dude reviews
The aftermath of Pain’s attack left Tsunade in comatose, Danzo's plot of becoming Hokage is thwarted by Naruto himself. With the doubts that the Lord of Fire has placed on Danzo, Naruto is suddenly left inheriting the mantle of Hokage before the Summit.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 122,798 - Reviews: 1667 - Favs: 3,525 - Follows: 3,036 - Updated: 6/27/2010 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Naruto U.
One Winged Angel of the Leaf: Enter Naruto by PurpleNuts reviews
Unfurling wings of sorrow, the ground begins to rumble, and his enemies begin to tremble, he comes and destruction comes with him. The only one that can stand up to this god of insanity, Naruto. NaruxHarem, Rated M
Crossover - Final Fantasy VII & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 43,609 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 764 - Follows: 649 - Updated: 6/3/2010 - Published: 3/11/2010 - Sephiroth, Naruto U.
Fight for Life: True Chaos Style by Chaumiester reviews
The last 8 years have not been kind to Ranma. Yet not one to mope, he moves forward without a doubt in his mind as he explores the world. Only this time, people are finally noticing his progress and not all of them have his health on mind. New Chapter
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 194,371 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 2/10/2010 - Published: 12/16/2009 - Ranma
A legend reborn by Trugeta reviews
Falling into a unique pool at Jusenkyo bestowed upon one Ranma Saotome the fate to master one of the most terrible powers there are. Watch as he becomes the first Legendary Super Saiyan ever in control of his powers.
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 299,376 - Reviews: 1549 - Favs: 533 - Follows: 414 - Updated: 1/7/2010 - Published: 6/2/2005 - Complete
Oretachi no Sadame by T.D. Sugoi reviews
Narrowly escaping from his death, Naruto is rescued from the brink of insanity by two people: Uchiha Natsuko and the Kyuubi. What else is new? NarutoxOC. On-hold until I come to terms with my Dadès death.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 116,145 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 317 - Updated: 12/31/2009 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
The Uzumaki Clan by Maori Hard reviews
As Mizuki reveals the hidden truth, the Uzumaki clan and Whirlpool has had enough of Naruto's mistreatment and demand him back, this will lead to paths that has Whirlpool emerge as the country to be feared. NaruTem, AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 50,130 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 705 - Follows: 723 - Updated: 11/19/2009 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Naruto U., Temari
The Dokushinsha by eixirt reviews
narukure; naruharem 5 y/o, Naruto, was trained by a person who was entrusted by his father. W/ 3 powerful bloodlines, watch Naruto grow into a powerful shinobi. Pls. R&R!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 71,433 - Reviews: 467 - Favs: 767 - Follows: 782 - Updated: 9/12/2009 - Published: 6/3/2006 - Naruto U., Kurenai Y.
The No Life Twin by Shadow Master reviews
BtVSHellsing There are people who say that it is a terrible thing to be forgotten by those around you. However as one Xander Harris is about to find out it can be even worse to be noticed by the wrong people.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 91,189 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 8/11/2009 - Published: 12/23/2005
RDF Life by weebee reviews
Oh, why won't this just die? Not a rewrite, barely even a revision. I just don't want to get messaged about it again. New chapters updated whenever I feel like formatting them. Thank you, come again.
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 85,131 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 2/23/2009 - Published: 11/15/2008 - Complete
An Immortal On The Hellmouth by Davros reviews
BTVSHighlander crossover. A change of destiny for Xander Harris results in some rather startling changes over the years, starting with his date of birth and his identity.
Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 49,851 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 3/31/2007 - Published: 10/7/2005