Dr. Bauhaus
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Joined 08-12-09, id: 2045034, Profile Updated: 01-18-14
Author has written 3 stories for Xiaolin Showdown, and Cyborg 009.

Yo. If you're here then you probably want to know more about me, minus all the insane, cluttered shit people typically tend to put on their fanfiction profile page these days. Allow me to indulge you.

First off, I'm a girl. Despite being 24 years old ('89 was a pro year), I tend to act like an insufferable child most of the time. I've finally graduated the luxurious life of community college, having obtained my Associates of Science, and am now off to big-kid college to complete my Bachelor's in Psychology. From there, who the hell knows. I run a small retail business on the side that gets me by and some of my hobbies include Steam-whoring, forum roleplaying, and reading/writing fanfiction.

Again, I'm a real child at heart here, and so most of my self-written fics will come from things like cartoons, 'young anime', or pro-kid video games. Stuff like that. Anyway, regardless of what I might end up posting up, hope you enjoy.


• I don't understand disclaimers one bit when it comes to posting up stories on this website. It's a fanfiction site... of course I don't own anything.

• I don't have a beta reader for any of my stories, nor do I particularly want one. At least, not right now. Thus, any and all mistakes that appear in any of my stories are my own, and I apologize for them.

• I try to stay as close to canon as possible. For example, in cartoons there's no real super-mature themes, so if I'm writing a fanfiction of a cartoon, you won't be seeing anything too hardcore, such as heavy cursing, extreme gore, nudity, and the like. As far as everything else goes, you can go ahead and prepare for the worst. Fear not though, for I take my maturity-ratings seriously.

• I'm typically not a very big fan of original characters (OCs) in fanfiction. Don't expect to see many in my fics, and if you do, note that they're probably not even going to be worthy enough to be very vital to the plot in any way, or if they are vital to the plot, that is their only purpose for existing to begin with: advancing the plot, and nothing more. Sad OC life, yes.

• I'm no good with romance. You will likely not see very much of it in any of my fics. If you do, consider it a real treat. Instead of romance, I'm usually for friendshipping/bromance or whatever. To me, platonic relationships can and often are so much more meaningful than a romantic relationship could ever be.

• I can often be very sporadic with updates. Sometimes they come quickly, other times it takes more than a month to get something out. In any case, I'll make it a point to never ultimately abandon a project. When I start a project, I make sure I have a good foundation to continue it to ensure that abandoned projects don't happen. On a downside, this also means that many fics floating around in my head often never come to see the light of day. I'm kind of a proof-read whore too. I'll go over something a hundred times before I actually post it up, so that's yet another reason why updates can be a long wait.

• If I leave a comment on your story, forgive me if it makes your eyes bleed for being so ridiculously long. I tend to get carried away when touched by a story in some way because yes, my emotions are just that sporadic and horrible. I am very much a slave to them and should probably seek help.

• I love private messages! I love talking to people and I don't mind answering questions if I can.


This. Story. Is going to be long. Prepare for twists and turns and discoveries and revelations about both things I've presented in my own fic-world and the show itself had presented. (Hey, a LOT of unanswered things went down in the show. Good stuff to work with.) But anyway, stuff's officially mapped out, but I've still got the actual writing part to accomplish, so that's all that's really taking time. In any case, this has become my favorite project to date and I plan for it to go far.


If you haven't already guessed, 002 and 004 are my favorite characters of the show/series, and thus that's who I tend to write about. Two completed fics so far, and a few new ideas floating in my mind that may or may not see light, one in particular revolving around a continuous story, another pretty much a coin-flip on elongated continuation or a number of short-chapter bits.

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Keen by Desdemona Kakalose reviews
In truth, I think you might have gotten the wrong impression about who was really keen on who. Conworth, something of a reversal of the usual dynamic.
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,152 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/9/2013 - Published: 10/17/2013 - [Conrad A., Dr. Worth]
Transformers Animated: The Mercy of Prime by Darth T-Rex reviews
The sequel to my Season 4 fanfiction, 'Cybertronian Genesis'. One year after their latest victory over the Decepticons, Optimus and his crew find themselves caught up in events on a scale like nothing they've witnessed before.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 31 - Words: 165,080 - Reviews: 489 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 9/22/2013 - Published: 7/13/2010
The Beauty of the Things Untold by kisssanitygoodbye reviews
The really important things often happen when no one is looking. They go unnoticed by everyone except the people who are a part of them.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,160 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/7/2012 - Anders, Varric T. - Complete
Only a Dream by NachoSammich reviews
Sparring is all well and good. His fellow monks can hang out and bromance it up all they want. But it's the middle of the night. He has to draw the line somewhere. Grand Master Xiaolin Dragons need their beauty sleep, after all. Chase/Guan, Dashi's POV
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,412 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/14/2011 - Chase, Master Monk Guan - Complete
Clouded Glass by CrimsonCobwebs reviews
They say never judge a book by its cover, but when that cover is a lecherous thief with an eye on a princess, what's a knight to do?
Final Fantasy IX - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,099 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/6/2011 - A. Steiner, Zidane T. - Complete
A Bird in the Hand by MrTicklepaws reviews
Canon fic for DesdemonaKakalose's Up In Smoke/Creeping Messiah Complex postapocaverse. Everyone makes a delightful new friend, except Worth. Worth is a jerk. She helped me rp the bit with the blow up doll. Now you /really/ want to read this, right?
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,762 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/18/2011 - Conrad A., Dr. Worth - Complete
What's Right by Witchy Bee reviews
There is a grudging respect between them, although neither will admit it. Post-game; NOT slash.
Heavy Rain - Rated: T - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,247 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/9/2011 - Carter B., Norman J. - Complete
Shave and a Haircut by MrTicklepaws reviews
Even in the post-apocalyptic world of Desdemona Kakalose's Up in Smoke/Creeping Messiah Complex people need haircuts. Birthday present for KnittWitt.
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,289 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/27/2011 - Conrad A., Dr. Worth - Complete
Residue by MrTicklepaws reviews
Desdemona Kakalose. Worth and Conrad and a nice little picnic in the woods...or something like that. Oh, and body snatching by a creepy supernatural critter.
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,026 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/26/2011 - Conrad A., Dr. Worth - Complete
DogEared Edges by MrTicklepaws reviews
This is a direct pre-quel to DesdemonaKakalose's amazing Creeping Messiah Complex. Go read that fic and all of her work! She is awesome and made this little fic canon to her 'verse!
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,216 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/30/2011 - Dr. Worth, Conrad A. - Complete
Turning Point by akurosa reviews
Because everybody has one, and for Sanji it's when he finds that his nakama's been tortured. One shot, Zoro and Sanji friendship, rated for non-graphic violence.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 640 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/14/2011 - Zoro, Sanji - Complete
On the Ed Burns the Hat by Feralhousecat reviews
Double D is hiding in his house. Eddy tracks him down to find out why, but is he only interested because he needs Double D for his latest scam? Or is he truly concerned for his friend's welfare? An EddxEddy oneshot. Rated K plus because I'm paranoid.
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,344 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/1/2011 - Edd, Eddy - Complete
Way to Go by missmelaniebee reviews
A dialogue-only one-shot ficlet set sometime within "Kubla Khan't." Stuck without their respective partners, Larry and XJ5 talk pride. Or, well, Larry does so anyway.
Time Squad - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 600 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/2/2011 - Complete
Up in Smoke by Desdemona Kakalose reviews
When the world is falling apart, someone has to hold the seams together. Somebody's gotta be the hero- though it may not be the guy you expected. Suck it up, put up your fists, and run like hell. Conworth: a peculiar sort of not-quite-romance.
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 24,579 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/15/2010 - Published: 12/8/2010 - Dr. Worth, Conrad A. - Complete
Transformers Animated: Cybertronian Genesis by Darth T-Rex reviews
Finished! Fanfiction picking up where Season 3 left off, dealing with the aftermath of the last great battle and the impact it has on the Autobots, the Decepticons and Cybertron. Carries on into a new story with familiar characters and expanding others.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 42 - Words: 178,522 - Reviews: 513 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 6/10/2010 - Published: 8/23/2009 - Optimus Prime, Sari S. - Complete
Almost Routine by Laurus Nobilis reviews
TFA. As if searching for Megatron wasn't difficult enough on its own, Lugnut also has to deal with Blitzwing.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 765 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/10/2010 - Lugnut, Blitzwing - Complete
What Happens in Denerim by bamftastik reviews
Alistair, Oghren & Sten wake up in an inn with no memory of how they got there, where they lost Zevran or whose baby that is... Based on the plot of The Hangover
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,956 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/3/2010 - Published: 2/11/2010 - Alistair, Sten - Complete
Expecting the Unexpected by sugarapplesweet reviews
It really rattles a man's nerves to just sit and wait for the most beautiful thing in the world to finally happen, but the fact that you have to wait with your sworn enemy doesn't exactly make it any easier. Especially when it just so happens to be him...
Harvest Moon - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,473 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Kai, Rick - Complete
Obscurus Imperator by Pen Parley reviews
Lugnut has a secret that Blitzwing has partially uncovered. After countless cycles of Blitzwing demanding the truth, Lugnut gives him a cryptic answer: not all of the rumors that surround Lord Megatron are false.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,902 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Lugnut, Blitzwing - Complete
No Matter the Cost by Brer Fox reviews
Mildly Slashy. Otto disappeared from the Space Station, and Larry and Tuddrussel find that it's their mission to go back in time and find him. Enforce the Past to Protect the Future No matter the cost.
Time Squad - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,382 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/6/2007 - Complete
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Xiaolin Showdown: Reunion reviews
It's been three years since Jack Spicer left the Heylin side and abandoned his dream of world domination. Now his past comes back to haunt him as a mysterious evil force is unleashed at the Xiaolin Temple. [Showdown Exclusive]
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 16 - Words: 68,198 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 11/17/2013 - Published: 1/26/2011 - Jack
Bad Habits reviews
Even though he's a deadly cyborg weapon, 002 still has some lingering bad habits from when he was a human that 004 doesn't quite approve of.
Cyborg 009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,510 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Published: 3/5/2011 - Albert/004, Jet/002 - Complete
His First Family reviews
It was then, and only then, that it suddenly dawned on Albert. Jet never had a family.
Cyborg 009 - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,810 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Published: 2/22/2011 - Albert/004, Jet/002 - Complete