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Joined 08-12-09, id: 2045042, Profile Updated: 02-20-12
Author has written 40 stories for StarTrek: The Original Series, Harry Potter, StarTrek: The Next Generation, Tomb Raider, Village, Hunger Games, Robin Hood BBC, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Doctor Who, Naruto, and Primeval.

As of now (the last update date) this account is abandoned. It's because I want to move on with my writing, and with my life. Someone very close to me once told me something, "if there's something you don't like about yourself - change it". And that's what I'm doing now, changing it. I'll miss this, and I certainly won't regret all of it, yet and the same time I know it's a wise choice. I'm moving on, with my writing and with my spare time, and I find this is a really good decision for me. I'm leaving this account up, because I know there are some of you who enjoy my writing, and perhaps even benefit from reading it and maybe the messages it gives people. And this is the message I leave you with - If there's something you don't like about yourself - change it. You only have one life, so use every moment to do what's not just best for you but best for other people. Don't squander your life, use it doing something useful and yet something you enjoy. And that's what I plan on doing now. Thank you all here of fanfiction.net. I really appreciate it.

~SneverusSnapers


Call me Snapers. Sneverus Snapers...

Like James Bond but without all of the cool gadgets!

My favourite quote (real original series): "Me whole life flashed before me eyes... it was really boring." (Chicken Run)

My favourite quote (fanfiction, mine): "You have; your six-pack!"

"You have; your legs!" (Shattered Hearts: Hunger Games)

Snev's golden words of wisdom: While an apple a day keeps the doctor away so does a machine gun!

Hot off the press: I Know You're There (Hunger Games)

I'm currently taking part in the "24 tributes, 24 authors story." It's where 24 authors write a hunger games of epic proportions together, each taking on the POV of their own tribute. I've got Maia Spring, the district eight female and I'd love it if you could go along to the story and cheer for me and give me your support, and I'm pretty sure that you'll all like Maia, even if she has quite a different personality to Kara. ;) So yes, I'd love it if you could just follow the link below and go to the story or follow this link to the author's profile! That's all! ;)

Here's the link to the "24 tributes" story: The Link Of 24 DREAMS

Here's the link to the "24 tributes" teaser trailer: The Link Of Lots Of Dreams

Here's the link for some of my posters: The Link Of Your DREAMS

Here's the link to my YouTube channel: The Link Of Even More DREAMS

Here's the link for my Wattpad account (like fiction press): The Link Of Just More DREAMS


Yes, I am the original creator of the mutant anchovy song which is now... not spreading like wildfire across the whole of the internet!
Copy and paste onto your profile! You know you want to!

The mutant anchovy song chorus:

Anchovy, anchovy, we are da mutant anchovies.

Crazy, crazy. we will rip you to shreds!

Anchovy, anchovy, da mutant anchovies,

baby, baby, the swag says ya dead!

And now for a new, totally unheard of verse:

When ya hear "anchovy" ya used ta rub ya bellies,

Sling up ya fishing hook, slip on ya wellies,

But we are new and totally mutaaaaaaaaant,

we are mutant anchovies with swag and this is our song!

And the chorus again:

Anchovy, anchovy, we are da mutant anchovies.

Crazy, crazy. we will rip you to shreds!

Anchovy, anchovy, da mutant anchovies,

baby, baby, the swag says ya dead!

...*uncertain pause*...

Is it over?

ANCHOVIES, anchovies!


I said I wouldn't write one of those impossibly long profiles which says practically nothing at all but is mainly a lot of random warbling about nothing in particular. I evidentely didn't listen when I said that...

Basically with my fics I am writing mainly the hunger games at the moment with maybe the odd one-shot here and there or start up a story which may or may not get finished somewhere else, depending on if people want it to. It's basically mainly the 'Gnawing Hunger' series. It's a triology, and I'm on the third. There's also a semi-abandoned prequel, so check that out as well. But I'm not going to go on about it, just I'd love it if you'd read it.

I beta read and currently have 40 stories and counting so it would be a very long profile if I was to talk you through every single one; even though it is a very long profile without. I have another account on here which I almost don't use and is pretty awesome, I basically made it just for the avatar. I don't even know why I made it, but it's there just in case I get hacked or something (note to all hackers - if you hack me all of my great stories will stop) Oops, did I just give them an incentive?

I would shove about a gazillion rubbish jokes up here but I honestly don't think you'd want to hear them, probably because they'd be on everyone else's profile. I could come up with some original ones but they stretch to about the extent of the ones that are randomly crammed up the top and I doubt you'd be able to sit through page after page of painfully bad jokes that I have made up without dying a slow and painful death. If you want to do that then read my stories. I'm sure you'll have had a heart attack by the end of them.

And for those fans of Harry Potter, do you know what:

"Dobby is a house elf, sir." is in Latin?

"Dobbius est elphiculus domesticus, domine."

Do you not find elphiculus domesticus funny?

...obviously not.

That's the end of my profile that I cut down and add to just about every day. If you've read this I'm truly astounded, flabbergasted and gobsmacked (not to mention surprised). Well then, I think there's only one thing I can say now. In true hitchhiker's fashion: So long and thanks for all the fish!


MY FEATURED STORY - They Called Me A Stylist: Tigris, from Mockingjay, the stylist whose life was ruined by the Capitol. This is the first and only fanfiction about her, a 5-part story of her life built up of flashbacks.

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Salt and Sunshine by SmurfLuvsCookies reviews
Surviving and living are not the same. To survive is to turn and hide from a storm, to seek shelter from the thunder. To live is to face the mightiest of tempests, screaming, crying, quaking, dying, and believe in your heart that daylight lies just beyond the horizon. PARTNER to "Sea Glass"
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 72 - Words: 200,287 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 9/13/2013 - Published: 5/20/2011 - Finnick O., Annie C. - Complete
Lost In Translation by erockhp7 reviews
There are twenty-four tributes in the 200th hunger games, but also hunters; twelve specially selected children whose aim is to kill all of the others. But these hunters have something hidden, something special, something no-one should find out...
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,394 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/21/2012 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Other tributes
Deep in the Meadow by LuvRuePrim reviews
12-year-old Rue's life is turned upside-down when she is chosen to compete in the 74th Hunger Games. Leaving her five sisters and mom to fend for themselves, she battles her hardest to return home. Rue's story from the reaping to her heartbreaking death.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 48,133 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 3/27/2012 - Published: 3/24/2011 - Rue
This Time in Our Lives by Mockingjay272 reviews
Requested one-shots of differnt character's different POV with certain scenes. Requests are always open.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 20,715 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 3/19/2012 - Published: 4/18/2011
The Dorm Room: a Chronicle of Spock and Kirk by Lizzie Foster reviews
What if Spock and Kirk had met at Starfleet Academy? And, more importantly, what if they had been roommates? Hilarity and the occasional fistfight ensues as Spock realizes that Kirk's favorite pastime is not studying; it's playing pranks. Not slashy
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 14,712 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 12/30/2011 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Spock - Complete
Conversion by MizSphinx reviews
FIN. Hermione Granger has developed a crush on Draco Malfoy. She wants him to notice her, so she sets out to find ways to do so. But there's one small problem: Draco Malfoy is gay.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 51,200 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 9/17/2011 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Decimated Dreams by Subject Matter reviews
Everybody wants to be a tribute in district four. Apart from Derryl. He'd rather be eaten by a man eating hedgehog than be reaped. Unfortunately it looks like both are going to happen to him...
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 27,279 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/28/2011 - Published: 6/22/2011 - Other tributes
Control: The 100th Hunger Games by Sarah Kennedy reviews
"The male and female tributes will be the most disabled children in the district." Aviary Karradi, unable to walk since an accident four years ago, is reaped. She shouldn't have a hope, but if everybody's as weak as she is, does she have a chance?
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 42,564 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/6/2011 - Published: 6/4/2011 - Other tributes - Complete
Lamb? Haha, Yeah Right by roseXash reviews
"And so the lion fell in love with the lamb..."- SM. Isabella Swan, a lamb? Haha, yeah right. Edward, you've got a lot to learn about Isabella Swan if you think she's a little lamb. See, she's been training to kill you since she was three yrs. old.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 83,292 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 7/8/2011 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The 61st Victor by Two Telescope Eyes reviews
What if a tribute had something the Capitol wanted? Would they rig the Hunger Games? Why wouldn't they? This is the story of the 61st victor, a District 7 tribute who discovers that the odds are more towards her favor than she thinks. ::Please R&R
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,426 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/20/2011 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Other tributes - Complete
Forever After by heartbrokenhappiness reviews
The rebellion is over and Panem now appears to be thriving under its new democratic rule. Have the rebels really won, though? They have their own dictators and fiends to overcome...each and every one of them.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,314 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/31/2011 - Published: 3/28/2011 - Katniss E., Other tributes
I am the Mockingjay by Half of Halves reviews
The sequel to Love and War. Gale Hawthorne has been the dictator president of Panem for sixteen years. Katniss and Peeta are involved in another rebellion to establish a true democracy, but it's a messy situation because their kids are tagging along.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 43,872 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 3/20/2011 - Published: 2/8/2011 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
Love and War by Half of Halves reviews
The Rebellion is over. Katniss and Peeta just got married, but they have a new war to fight. One that will change their lives forever.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 26,612 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 2/8/2011 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
Sea Glass by SmurfLuvsCookies reviews
One slip of paper. That's all it takes for your world to change forever, to break you like sea glass. But luckily for Annie, she has someone to pick up the pieces. Everything about Annie's Hunger Games and afterward. Previously titled Annie's Games.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 59,142 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 12/3/2010 - Published: 9/6/2010 - Annie C., Finnick O. - Complete
Nightlock by Emily Cha reviews
This is "The Hunger Games" entirely from Foxface's point of view. Learn about the District 5 tributes and see the Games through Foxface AKA Holly's point of view. NOW COMPLETE! :D R&R please!
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 19 - Words: 31,214 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/28/2010 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Foxface, Other tributes - Complete
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Final Strike reviews
Kara Jaymond has gone from tribute to mentor, but the biggest task of her life is to come. Now Kara has to face a terrible decision - sacrifice herself or let everyone she cares about in the world die. But Kara's never been one for playing by the rules...
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 29,374 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 2/20/2012 - Published: 11/12/2011 - Other tributes, Cecelia
I Know You're There reviews
The hunger games can rip a soul into a million shards with no hope of it ever being picked up again. But Finnick's trying to do the impossible, and save the Annie he knew from the expressionless shell she's become after the games. Finnick/Annie
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,338 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/19/2012 - Finnick O., Annie C.
74th hunger games, 24 tributes and 24 drabbles reviews
This is exactly what it says on the tin! A 100-word drabble for each tribute of the 74th hunger games, starting with Marvel and ending with Katniss. My first set of drabbles and a pleasure to write and hopefully read. Enjoy! ;D
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Suspense - Chapters: 23 - Words: 3,159 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/5/2012 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Katniss E., Other tributes
To Become a Chunin reviews
We all know the Chunin exams are tough, so what chance do three young ninja fresh out of the academy stand against the toughest of opponents? From ice to rainbows and some jutsu a lot less pretty, every move counts. OC
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,265 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/17/2011 - Published: 9/20/2011
They Called Me a Stylist reviews
Tigris, the stylist whose life turned into a nightmare. She sank from fame designing outfits in the hunger games to running a furry underwear shop and harbouring the Mockingjay with only a taste of vengance. But how did this all happen? Story of her life.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,448 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/4/2011 - Published: 11/8/2011 - Tigris, Other tributes - Complete
A Tribute to Madge reviews
This is both a one-shot and a tribute to Madge, the girl who doesn't deserve to be cut out of the upcoming hunger games movie.
Hunger Games - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 502 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/24/2011 - Madge U., Katniss E.
Shattered Hearts reviews
Kara Jaymond may have won the hunger games but the desperate struggle for her life is far from over. When forced to mentor condemned tributes Kara stumbles upon something she wishes she hasn't; and I'm not talking about a certain someone's six-pack.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 50 - Words: 88,482 - Reviews: 393 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 11/9/2011 - Published: 6/9/2011 - Other tributes, Finnick O. - Complete
Falling For Him reviews
"I, Marie Eyre, am getting married today. And I'm pregnant with another man's child." Marie Eyre's life in district eight is far from tranquil; a life of lies, deceit and hidden love never mind the hunger games. But some truths can never stay hidden...
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,335 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/18/2011 - Published: 6/11/2011 - Other tributes
Set On Fire reviews
Operation Bluejay created three children who were never meant to exist. When the middle and only daughter of Katniss Everdeen and Peeta Mellark is sent to the hunger games along with an old friend, she doesn't know her problems are are just about to start
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,793 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/12/2011 - Published: 9/9/2011 - Katniss E., Peeta M.
My Mentor's Better Than Yours reviews
Juniper Hurling and Zen Strike; two tributes who just never were going to get on. So when, just before their games, they meet when doing some decisive training, the fight that ensues is mandatory to them. One-shot. Humor/Angst.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,326 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/4/2011 - Other tributes - Complete
Meteor shower up ahead reviews
The crew of the Enterprise crashland on an unknown planet, all the redshirts are dead and nothing can be drawn in comparison to their will to get back to Earth... but the planet's cheif's love for chilli and anchovy pizza might come close!
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,947 - Reviews: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/4/2011 - Published: 10/5/2009 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy - Complete
You've Lost Your Head reviews
What alternative could you be if you lose your job as a headless monk? You know, you ARE headless. There's only one job left available to this slightly porky headless monk, read and find out. Because headless monks are cool. One-shot.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,058 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Headless Monks - Complete
The Carnival reviews
Spock and Kirk in their days at the academy. Kirk has interesting plans at carnival time which involve Spock, a cauldron, poisonous chocolates, false teeth and a lot of red wall paint, and that's just for starters...
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,892 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/21/2011 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
Androids for Sale reviews
Data is shocked to read an advert for Androids. Oneshot.
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 77 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Updated: 8/20/2011 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Data - Complete
Blizzard of Emotions reviews
A tribute's death and thoughts throughout in a snowy tundra full of feasts, surprises and the heavy burden of murder. One-shot.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 498 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Updated: 8/20/2011 - Published: 4/12/2011 - Other tributes - Complete
Gnawing Hunger reviews
Rich girl Kara finds herself immersed in the world of the Hunger Games with the girl who killed her mother. She wants revenge and the arena will provide it for her, but does she have the stomach to kill her old friend especially when the truth comes out?
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 78,971 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/20/2011 - Published: 4/7/2011 - Other tributes - Complete
Danger! Danger! reviews
Mr. Everdeen in his life has made on fatal mistake, falling in love with a girl from the merchant side of district twelve. This short one-shot only begins to pry into his world and the feelings for everything that would come to pass as almost legend.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 924 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Mr. Everdeen, Mrs. E. - Complete
The Realisation of Hunger reviews
One-shots based on my story 'Gnawing Hunger'. Favourite scenes are re-told through other eyes. Requests open! Please R & R! Any feedback helpful! You don't need to have read 'Gnawing Hunger' to understand, so just have a quick glance please!
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 17,202 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/22/2011 - Published: 4/19/2011 - Other tributes
Kill or be Killed reviews
Complete! Written in the POVs of all the tributes - if you don't want to read the reapings and the interviews I have a brief character summary on the first page so you can go straight into the games.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 56 - Words: 105,361 - Reviews: 378 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/22/2011 - Published: 4/29/2011 - Other tributes - Complete
The Last Zarking Straw reviews
Arthur Dent has killed Agrajag one too many times and this time Agrajag wants revenge. Agrajag's thoughts and feelings about all of the times he has been murdered by the hands of none other than Arthur Dent. One-shot.
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 949 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Complete
Enter the Everlasting Black reviews
Short one-shots modelled around the songs I used for Gnawing Hunger. You don't have to have read Gnawing hunger to read this.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,712 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/26/2011 - Published: 5/22/2011 - Other tributes
Passion Is For The Weak reviews
The realisation of love reaches one tribute's heart too late, at the cold hands of death. One-shot.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 657 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/15/2011 - Other tributes - Complete
I Am Not Important reviews
A quick one-shot about how Peeta feels when he is reaped alongside Katniss, and the thoughts he encounters of all the consequences he may and will face. Please read, it's really quick!
Hunger Games - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 864 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Peeta M., Katniss E. - Complete
I Remember reviews
"I remember her songs; every word, every note. I remember her father who made the birds sing." A short one-shot in either Peeta or Gale's POV about Katniss. Please read and decide whether it's Peeta or Gale's thoughts for yourself - really, it's not easy.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,213 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/7/2011 - Peeta M., Gale H. - Complete
The Training Exercise reviews
On a training exercise, the crew of the Enterpise find that their jobs are mixed up. Set in the Academy.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,418 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/29/2011 - Published: 8/14/2009 - P. Chekov - Complete
The Other McCoy reviews
It's medical check-up time but McCoy is acting rather strangely...
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,791 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/29/2011 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
The McCoy song reviews
A very random song about McCoy to the tune of 'that's not my name'.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 142 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 5/29/2011 - Published: 8/19/2009 - L. McCoy - Complete
The Dursleys' Nightmare reviews
If there's one thing that utterly ruins the decadent, tranquil life of the Dursleys, it's that stupid boy, Harry Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 910 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/29/2011 - Published: 3/6/2010 - Petunia D., Vernon D.
The Dursley's Troubled Life reviews
The Dursley's have always been rather unfortunate. It all started when a boy with bad eyesight was dumped on their doorstep. All things go smoothly until Harry reaches 11... What are their reactions when strange and mysterious things start happening?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,934 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/29/2011 - Published: 8/25/2009 - Vernon D., Harry P. - Complete
The Death Eater Song reviews
Have you ever wondered what the Death Eaters sing in their spare time?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 259 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/29/2011 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Voldemort, Harry P. - Complete
That Hoodie! reviews
Everyone always say how wonderful Robin Hood is, but does anyone know the real story? Just ask the Sheriff and Guy of Gisbourne how that hoodie effects their lives and the peaceful, decadent apthmosphere they have built up.
Robin Hood BBC - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,053 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/29/2011 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Guy of Gisborne, Sheriff - Complete
Spock's Night Out reviews
Spock decides to join his friends for a drink but things soon go terribly wrong. Set in the Academy as if Spock was a room-mate with Kirk.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,219 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/29/2011 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Spock - Complete
Spock The Question Dodger reviews
Spock is reluctant to answer one of Kirk's questions...Set in Academy days if Spock was a roomate of Kirk. Humour.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 487 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/29/2011 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
Luck, Doubt, Pain, BLOOD reviews
The regrets of a dying tribute. One-shot. Luck - There was never any, from the moment that slip of paper was lifted out of that reaping ball. Doubt - How much more can there be? Pain - A fire coursing through your soul, and then there's BLOOD.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,138 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 5/29/2011 - Published: 4/12/2011 - Other tributes - Complete
He Never Liked Jazz reviews
Ever wondered why Noah claps? Did you see how he hit people wth sticks? Curious as to why he started to repeatedly stab Lucius? Read, and find out.
Village - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 399 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 5/29/2011 - Published: 11/6/2009 - Complete
Finnegan! reviews
Kirk falls victim of several practical jokes at the hands of none other than Finnegan *from "shore leave"* during his time at the academy. The problem is, Kirk doesn't seem to be able to get close enough to him to get his revenge.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 556 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 5/29/2011 - Published: 8/14/2009 - J. Kirk - Complete
Don't Anger The Gorilla! reviews
Ever wondered what Lara Croft sings when she's about to get pummelled to death by a gigantic gorilla? No? Thought not... Read to find out.
Tomb Raider - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 431 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 5/29/2011 - Published: 8/25/2009 - Lara Croft - Complete
Demoted reviews
Kirk thinks Scotty's getting too old so he decides to demote Scotty causing maniacal reactions from Scotty's behalf.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,738 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 5/29/2011 - Published: 8/15/2009 - M. Scott, J. Kirk - Complete
Beam us down, Scotty! reviews
A spoof of an average Star Trek episode featuring mainly Spock, Kirk, McCoy and a lot of dead redshirts.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,397 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/29/2011 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
The Greasy Hair Club reviews
Severus Snape from Harry Potter, Connor and Guy of Guisbourne are the three members of the Greasy hair club to save hair grease from extinction - but one day their annual meeting goes down with a bang.
Crossover - Robin Hood BBC & Primeval - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,416 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Guy of Gisborne, Connor T. - Complete
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