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Author has written 14 stories for Doctor Who, Torchwood, Blades of Glory, and Sherlock.
The Encyclopedia Galactica defines GallifreyenCultOfSkaro as:
A small pink-and-blue alien that lives permanantly in the Whoniverse. It's main food source is FanFiction, especally 10/Rose, Janto, Gwys, and Towen. It is extremely allergic to Gwack. GallifreyenCultOfSkaro is aware that plastic bags are evil, and continues to hide from them. Therefore, it is never seen near a supermarket. Apart from FanFiction, it also enjoys FanVids on YouTube as an afternoon snack. It finds the 'Tosh/Owen Chasing Cars' video touching, and laughs it's head off on a regular basis at the 'Cyberman Call Centre' video, and the outtake of a Dalek saying 'Bugger, I've lost 'em.' GallifreyenCultOfSkaro reccomends the 'Dalek WorkOut' video if you want a really good laugh. It wishes Mad-Eye-Maddi would update 'Three of a Kind', as it was a lovely food source due to the clever plot, excellent characterisation, and witty humor.
The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy has this to say about GallifreyenCultOfSkaro:
Something crazy and to be avoided at all costs.
Consequently, GallifreyenCultOfSkaro never reads the Encyclopedia Galactica. (It takes 'crazy' as a compliment, and thinks that the Encyclopedia Galactica has too much to say on everything.)
Me and my friend were bored in maths one day, and he said 'Do you know not even a nuclear bomb can destroy a plastic bag, and that there is an island made totally of plastic bags and plastic bottles?'
That's how it all started, and why our maths class think we're crazy (we are). And going out (we're not). I don't think they realise that I have a boyfriend.
My hobbies include reading, writing, acting, being an amateur Consulting Detective (although, it must be said, I'm usually more of a John), explorer, time-travellar, glactic hitchhiker, and Torchwood Three employee.
My Favourite Characters
Ianto, Gwen, Tosh, Owen, Jack :D
Esther, Rex, Jilly :D
Gwen's mum and dad :D
Sherlock, John, Molly, Mrs. H., Lestrade, Donovan, Soo Lin Yao, Andy
The Doctor, The Master, Rose, Lucy
The Hunger Games
Katniss, Peeta, Gale, Prim
Foxface, Rue, Thresh
Effie, Haymitch, Seneca
My Favourite Ships
Tosh x Owen
Jack x Ianto
Gwen x Rhys
Sherlock x Irene
Sherlock x Molly
John x Molly
John x Sarah
Soo Lin x Andy
Andy x Molly(?)
The Hunger Games
Katniss x Peeta
Effie x Haymitch
Mrs. Everdeen x Mr. Everdeen
Prim x Rory
9 x Rose
10 x Rose
Rose x Jack
Master x Lucy
Andy is the guy that asked Soo Lin out for a drink. He seemed sweet.
Kitzinger v Danes
Jilly wants to see Oswald 'Category Zero', Torchwood need information. Jilly has that information. How far will they go to get it? And what happens when their plan backfires and they end up in court, against Oswald, in a twisted game of lies, where the loser is made Cat. Zero, and incinerated in a Module...?
Romance & Revenge
It started with a few childish tricks, but Gwen takes it too far...by pretending to go out with Jack! Needless to say, Ianto is not happy, and confronts Jack, who gets angry and threatens to actually ask Gwen out, and the Hub is at War. Tosh and Owen are forced to take sides, the Doctor and Rose's innocent visit leaves them caught up in the middle of the battle, and Cardiff is nearly destroyed. Again. Janto, Towen, Gwys, 10/Rose.
Lucy Saxon was never good at standing up for herself...until now. She's sick of the Master always controlling her, and orders a divorce. Whilst the Master is left to ponder over his actual feelings for Lucy, the Doctor steps in and tries to get them back together, by inviting them to travel with him in the TARDIS. It's just a pity that neither of them know the other is on board. Lucy/Master, 10/Rose
Because I Love You
If you love something, set it free. But what if it doesn't want to go? One-shot, Doctor/Rose
You Called My Name
Two people, and how they see themselves, and the world around them. 'This is the world I grew up in. If I were a better person, I'd apologise for that.' In the end, it was probably the only honest thing she ever said. Two-shot.
Fire v Ice
Jimmy & Chazz get the opportunity of a lifetime; to skate in the Olympics. There's just one problem. They'd need to compete against each other. In-progress. Could be slash if you squint.
Cult Of Skaro Chat
"You stupid walking pepperpots! I'll have you for that!" Oh, dear God. This can't be good. Re-written.
You could hate him so easily...but he wouldn't be what he was without you. You're on the edge. For a moment, you almost want to fall. One-shot, Jilly's POV.
'Sebastian here has just injected Sherlock with a does of poison. Every hour, if you haven't shot him, he'll receive another dose. The more he gets, the worse the pain becomes. Your choice, Sally Donovan...'
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