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Joined 08-12-09, id: 2045057, Profile Updated: 10-11-11
Author has written 2 stories for It, and Edward Scissorhands.

"Don't walk in my footsteps; I tend to walk into walls."
- Anonymous

"Beneath the rule of men entirely great,
The pen is mightier than the sword."
- Edward Bulwer-Lytton

"When life gives you lemons, make grape juice . . . then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it."
- Anonymous

"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."
- Albert Einstein

"I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose."
- Woody Allen

"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read."
- Groucho Marx

"Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there."
- William Penn

Before you ask, geology is the study of rocks, children. And I, personally, find it fascinating. I know, I'm a sucker for stupid wordplay. :)

Who is I?

I'm not telling. It's a secret. :) But I will say:

Age: Between -5 and 6,325
Location: At a computer
Species: Human, I think
Favorite music: Pretty much anything. I seem to be partial to old music. I be a musician myself. [edit from the future - REGINA SPEKTOR and DARREN CRISS *coughcough* AVPM *cough* DFTBA *coughcough* CHAMELEON CIRCUIT *cough* that is all.]
Favorite books: Ooh, that's a toughie. I'm a rather large Stephen King fan, though I'll read any genre. Here, I seem to gravitate towards fantasy or sci-fi. Love for books can only be described as a passion. [edit from the future - George Orwell, Walter Moers, Erik Setiawan, Dickens, Dahl, M. T. Anderson, J. K. ROWLING, H. G. Wells, V. C. Andrews (wat up with all these abbreviations?), Dean Koontz, David Rosenfelt, Mark Twain. and poetry. (E.E. Cummings = win)]
Favorite movies: Mm. Another toughie. Again, I'm partial to old movies. Especially Jimmy Stewart and Charlie Chaplin, they are incredibly awesome! I'm also a mild fan of Johnny Depp. Love all genres.
Favorite vegetable: Cucumbers. Especially a certain individual by the name of Larry.

Well then. This is a blast from the past. After not having logged in in over a year (... I believe), I seem to have returned. Humph.
Okay. What now?
After having read over my profile, I find it ... rather bland. I'll have to fix that. ... later. *i am pro-procrastination*
Meh. I suppose I ought to start writing again.

AURGH! My favorite books aren't even on here. Drag. I guess I can't write after all. *disappears*
[edit from the future -- AGAIN -- NaNoWriMo, ScRenzy, & Camp NaNoWriMo keep me busy. but someday I will figure out how to add stuff on here. Things like Flowers in the Attic, Octavian Nothing, Of Bees and Mist, ETC ETC ETC!! -oh and that new movie Source Code. I have a great idea for it which i am unable to use. proooobably because it's so new. hehe.]

If you read my whole profile, then you're awesome. :)

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Dark by pinkaffinity reviews
royai: It was to be his last night of blindness.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,182 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 28 - Published: 9/22/2012 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
right shoe, left by vivevoce reviews
It's all a matter of adjustment, but sometimes a man's just gotta pull on his pants, head out the door, and live. Colter's living out Sean's life for him, hopefully satisfactorily. Speculations ahoy.
Source Code - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,617 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Complete
A Pretty Frock And A Happy Smile by Naminedeservesacloak reviews
A slightly different take on one of my favorite scenes. This is my first attempt at a songfic, so please be nice
MirrorMask - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 993 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Complete
A Beautiful Poison by Unknown Destination reviews
Winnie kept the water,warning everyone not to drink it for it was poison.Now her granddaughter is suicidal and drinks it.Instead of ending her life however,she extends it infinately,and new friends,foes,love and pain awaits the immortal Anna Creston.
Tuck Everlasting - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,130 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/30/2010 - Published: 6/9/2009
Hands on Me by IndependenceIndividuality reviews
What do you do when nothing makes sense anymore? What if you’re forced to figure it out while you’re running for your life? What if the person you’re running with is the person who makes the least sense of all? A Jacob and Renesmee story. NOW COMPLETE.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 86 - Words: 393,420 - Reviews: 4601 - Favs: 1,398 - Follows: 644 - Updated: 2/23/2010 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
That Was A Mistake by Eminnis reviews
Bella and Edward leave to hunt and everyone is gone except for a large vampire and an empath. More commonly known as Emmett and Jasper. These two are stuck babysitting. What kind of a fiasco could this turn out to be? I don't own Twilight
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,655 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/18/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Amen by HeCallsMeHisChild reviews
The recluse. The fanatic. The one quick to see demons in every shadow. What drives her obsession? Oneshot.
Edward Scissorhands - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,443 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Complete
Once a Mother by bicyclefish reviews
Peg knows what Edward really needs.
Edward Scissorhands - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 559 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/21/2007 - Complete
Red Glass by lock shock and barrel reviews
Flowers die, of course. Blood does not stain forever, not on the white carpet. But it likes to stain the photographs of some Godforsaken history.
Edward Scissorhands - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 764 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Complete
Smart by IndependenceIndividuality reviews
Intelligence, cleverness, and five moments in the life of Hermione Granger. Genfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 697 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/4/2007 - Hermione G. - Complete
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Gentle reviews
Soft and warm. He'd never feel them again.
Edward Scissorhands - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 462 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Published: 10/26/2009 - Complete
Rogan reviews
Hate. Fear. And no smoking. Please.
It - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 389 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Complete