RobstenDirty
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Joined 08-12-09, id: 2045150, Profile Updated: 12-04-09
Author has written 2 stories for Twilight.

RobstenDirty: Well, hello ladies! Its RD!

jjSpence: And Johnny!

RD: I just want to let y'all know that if you come across a PM thats sent by me but has the signature "-Johnny :)" its because this low life likes to uses my account when he's over my house. >:(

jjSpence:First of all, hooka! My signature is "-Johnny:)" not johnny :). Second of all! Who the hell are you calling a low life! You are the one on the computer alllllll day!

RD: Excuse our little bicker we do that alot.

jjSpence: rolls eyes

RD: ome! I hate it when you do that bullshiznit!

jjSpence: Do what

RD: Always with the rolls eyes or shakes head that shiznit is muy annoying.

jjSpence: Well, anyway! back to the topic. If you get a message and it has my signature dont flip your shit. Its from me I'm just a lazy man who doesn't find it neccisary to sign in if this hoe is already signed in

RD: yea, what he said.

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TwiBlood reviews
Edward's a horny vampire at the bar.Tanya offered him sex, but when Edward smelled something delicious from the dance floor, Bella is the one to satisfy his needs. Twilight/True Blood mix ONE-SHOT
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,555 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 11/29/2009 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Summer Mist reviews
BxE "Everytime I'm around him, his life is in danger. Any second I could snap, just because his blood was the sweetest thing I've ever encountered. My love, my Edward" rated M for later chapters
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,500 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Edward, Bella