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Author has written 2 stories for Tokyo Mew Mew, and Vampires.
Hey y'all you should know that i am a fan of a lot of animes but i also love other things too like vampires, slah that i love VAMPIRES! i also love animes like Tokyo mew mew and Inuyasha. I take a long time to finish my stories but i'll finish it (better late then never) which is true ;)
Ichigo and Kisshu (THE BEST COUPLE EVER!!)
Sesshomaru and Rin (PERFECT FOR ECHOVER!!)
Pai and Zakuro (THEY ROCK!!)
Lettuce and Ryou (MENTAL BOSS WITH SHY GIRL FITS FOR SOME REASON!!)
Taruto and Pudding (SOOOO KAWAII!!)
Minto and Keijiero (CUP OF TEA PLEASE!! btw cant spell his name)
Tohru and Yuuki (AWW SOO SWEET!!)
Kyo and Kagura (FIGHT FOR LOVE!!)
Tamaki and Hurahi (KING AND QUEEN!! i know that made no sence)
Inuyasha and Kagome (SIT BOY!!)
Miroku and Sango (FUNNIEST COUPLE EVER!!)
Usagi and Seiya (JUST LOVE IT!!)
Name: yall can call me Kai
Age: Ok seriously! I'll give you a clue, it's between 1 to 1,000,000 (if that helps ;)
Hair colour: Brown
Personallity: Shy and confident (i am shy when around people but can dance all night in a disco!!) Lazy (no surprize) Hyper (all days ending with Y)and a total daydreamer (-on a roller coaster with Kisshu).
Hobbies: I like to write (i think u guessed that already) Singing (la la LAA!! -SMASH- the cat did it) Dancing (embarresses friends) Reading and play the violing (SQEECK!!btw can't spell)
Future Carrier: Save animals (aww Felix is meowing!!) become a famous authorish, singer, dancer and violinist (I WISH!!)
Where do you live: In A Chocolate Factory (YUMM!!)
Likes: Animals (KITTY!!) Music (who dosn't?) Sports (Love, but can't play: Trust me you do not wanna know!!) Animes, reading and stories (the reason why i am here) KISSHU(THE BEST ALIEN EVER!!) Singing (-looks around and sees 4 windows smashed and 1 mirror- this is bad) i would tell you more but it be longer than the eiffel tower!
Hates: Aoyama (CAN SOMEONE PLEASE KILL HIM!!) Jonas Brothers (soz yall, don't kill me) Makeup, Jewerly, dresses, skirts and Highheels (HAHA i'm a tomboy that..can't..play..sports?) the beach (GRR I HATE SAND!!) I have alot more but, i save it for myself to know and you to find out! (that made no sence, YAY IT WORKED!!)
Faviorte Colour: Dark red (blood!), Dark blue and Black (i know it's not a colour but i still love it ;)
Top 5 Tokyo Mew Mew Characters I love:
5: Ichigo! (I love her cause she's a bit like me as she and I love cakes (who doesn't) and we both blush like mad ;) but I'm still annoyed that she rejected Kish
4: Zakuro! (I think Zakuro is so awesome cause she gives no mercy, like when she punched Kisshu straight in the face (classic!!)
3: Taruto!! (or in puddings words Taru Taru ;) he's such a cheeky kid and when he saves Pudding is so KAWAII!!)
2: Pudding!! (You just have too love her, she is so hiper and loves doing tricks, she's a proper monkey Na No Da ;)
1: Kisshu!! (the best! because he's soo Kawaii and he's a total pervet but you just have to love him ;) Did i mention he was kawaii?)
YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...
You talk to yourself a lot. (e.g. Hmm, what would happen if it was sunny the day Bella got hit by the van? Oh, story idea!! Must get computer!)
1 out of every 4 people are insane. Look at your three best friends; if it's not them, it's you.
Some say the glass is half full, others the glass is half empty, all I want to know is who's drinking my water!
When life gives you lemons, make grapefruit juice, and let life wonder how the heck you did that!
Two things are infinite; the universe, and human stupidity... not so sure about the universe.
If the left side of your brain controls the right side of your body, then only left handed people are in their right mind. (... so THAT's why I'm crazy.. ohhh)
Silent is golden but duct tape is silver
Boys are like slinkeys: useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.
You call me a b? Because a b is a dog. Dogs bark. Bark grows on trees. Trees are a part of nature. Nature is beautiful. I know I'm beautiful, thanks for noticing.
The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.
As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two...
If God had intended for Man to smoke, he would have set him on fire.
When life hands you lemons... ask for a refund.
Bad pickup line #138: "So... you're a girl, huh?"
Everything here is eatable. Even I'm eatable, but that, my children, is called cannibalism, and is frowned upon in most countries.
Man: Have I seen you someplace before?
Man: Is this seat empty?
Man: Your place or mine?
Man: Hey baby, whats your sign?
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Man : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put u and i together. Woman: Really? I'd put f and u together.
Man: Your eyes, they're amazing. Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.
Man: Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven? Woman: About as much as when you got kicked out of Hell.
FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella.
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college.
FRIENDS: Will comfort you when the guy rejects you
FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter.
When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch the crap out of them!
"The dinosaurs extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide."
All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.
When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.
Education is important; school however, is another matter.
I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive.
When life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS!
Music is like candy-you throw away the rappers. (Darn straight!)
'Never Argue With A Woman'
One morning, the husband returns the boat to their lakeside cottage after
MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads.
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile
Girls Don't Realize These Things
But most of all
Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'
If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things
"When Life gives you lemons, squirt them in Life's eye and see how much Life likes lemons then."
"I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer."
"Oh I'm a degenerate am I? Well you sir are a fastishio. See I can make up words too."
"If you can't convince them, confuse them."
"I got a jar of dirt! And guess what's inside it!"
"Did you see those Huns? They just popped out of the snow! Like daisies!"
"Life is a pain. Anyone who says differently is trying to sell something."
"If homosexuality is a disease, let's all call in sick to work. 'Hello can't come into work today, still queer.'"
"Be a voice, not an echo."
"Don't cry because it's passed. Smile because it happened."
"It's kind of fun to do the impossible."
"Always go the extra mile. It's less crowded."
"They say guns don't kill people, 'people kill people'. Well I think the gun kinda helps, cause if you just stand around yelling 'BANG' I don't think you're going to kill many people."
"So if guns kill people, can I blame misspelled words on my pencil?"
"When life gives you lemons, throw them back. Because really, who likes lemons?"
"Smile, it makes people wonder what you're up to."
"I live in my own little world, but it's OK. They know me there."
"Your weirdness is creeping out my imaginary friend."
"You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You jump off a cliff, I laugh even harder."
"When in doubt, make up words!"
"I run with scissors, it makes me feel dangerous."
"Don't worry about the world ending. It's already tomorrow in another country."
"Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you will be a mile away and still have their shoes."
"Don't take life seriously. No one gets out alive."
"If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk."
"Why be difficult when with just a bit more effort, you can be impossible?"
"Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed."
"Whoever said words don't hurt has obviously never been hit by a dictionary."
Fun Things To Do In An ELEVATOR!
1) When a person in the elevator repeatedly pushes a button (such as "close" or "open") say, "Congratulations, you figured out that if you push the button 20 times, it works quicker"
2) When the elevator doors shut, reassuringly say, "It's ok, they will open up again!"
3)Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!"
4) Whistle the first seven notes of "Its a Small World" incessantly.
5) Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"
6) Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside down.
7) Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
8) When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
9) Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.
10) Stare, grinning, at another passenger for awhile, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"
11) Meow occasionally.
12) Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.
13) Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
14) Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
15) Stare at another passenger for awhile, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.
16) Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.
17) When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "Is that your beeper?"
18) Say "Ding!" at each floor.
19) Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons.
20) Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
21) Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space."
22) Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
23) Put a box on the floor and whenever somebody comes in, say "Do you hear clicking?"
Too many people have died because of other's need of fame and fortune. If you care, post this on your profile.
If you have an exceedingly long profile because of copy/paste items, copy this into your profile to make it even longer.
Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
~When life gives you bubble gum-chew it or die.
~When life throws a pair of sweaty socks at you- call the cops.
~When life gives you chocolate-It's Valentine's Day.
~When life decides it's time for you to die-run away as fast as you can.
~You love chocolate (and you know you do) and you wish the world was made of chocolate-you then try look around-Your eyes are chocolate so you can't see-You shouldn't have made that wish.
You hate racism-You're awesome
You hate people-You're a person
You hate everyone in the world-Including you?
You diss Japan-It will come back and bite you in the ass someday
You don't have a Wii-You don't have a life
Have you ever liked someone younger than you (by years not months)? Have they ever liked you back? Tell them it's called being in love.
Have you ever killed someone? Yes? Then there must be computers in prison.
Have you ever liked someone older than you? Yes? Have they ever told you it's called being in love?
Have you ever kissed a girl? Are you a girl? Yes? Umm... lesbian.
Have you ever done something to your parents that made them want to ground you for the rest of your life? Yes? We must be siblings.
remember when ...
getting high meant swinging on a swing at a playground
remember when -all- you wanted to do,
+~put this on your profile if your still 5 years old inside+~
if you ran up a "down" escalator, copy this into your profile.
if you've ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects, copy and
if you've ever pushed on a door marked pull or vice versa, copy and paste this into your profile.
if you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile
98 percent of teenagers have participated in underaged drinking and drugs. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't,
i think 'Masaya x Ichigo 'fluff' should be called 'lint' instead of fluff, because you can't do anything with lint except throw it out; and everyone hates that couple. Lint comes from the dryer. Masaya's personality is rather dry. And thirdly, lint can cause fires if left in the dryer, and the lint try is never emptied, and the M x I paring causes many flames to come to you. If you agree with me that M x I 'fluff' should be called 'lint', copy and paste this to your profile.
if you know someone who should be run over by a bus (cough Masaya cough), copy this to your profile
if you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.
if you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.
if you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.
if you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.
if you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile.
if you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.
if you hear voices in your head, copy this onto your profile.
admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.
if you have your own little world, copy this into your profile.
if you spend multiple hours of your day reading or writing, or a combination of both, put this into your profile.
if you and your friend break out into song in a public area, put this into your profile.
if you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.
if you have ever made numerous Anime/Manga refrences to things copy and paste this to your profile.
if your obsessed with fanfiction, copy this on your profile
IF YOU LIKE TOKYO MEW MEW THEN COPY AND PASTE THIS ON UR PROFILE
IF YOU LOVE ICHIGOXKISH PAIRING COPY AND PASTE THIS ON UR PROFILE
IF YOU LOVE PAIXLETTUCE PAIRING COPY AND PASTE THIS ON UR PROFILE
IF YOU LOVE TARUTOXPUDDING PAIRING COPY AND PAST THIS ON UR PROFILE
IF YOU HATE MASAYA AND WISH HE WOULD JUST GET RAN OVER BY A TRUCK THEN COPY AND PASTE THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE
IF YOU HATE MEW MEW POWER THEN COPY AND PASTE THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE
90% of teens today would die if Myspace had a system failure. Paste this in your sig if you would be one of the 10% laughing
If you made an anime show in your head copy and paste this to your profile.
If you made an anime show in your head and you star in it copy and paste it this to your profile.
If you made an anime show in your head, you star in it and so do your friends copy and paste this to your profile
if you made an anime show in your head, you star in it, your friends star in it, and you even have a theme song copy and paste in this to your profile.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile
Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.
One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.
Go ahead and call the cops! I'll order pizza and we'll see who gets here first
It's not 'If you break it, you buy it.' It's 'I break it, I run.'
When life gives you lemons, go find a kid with a papercut and make his life miserable.
When life gives you lemons, throw them back and demand Coke!
Everything is funny as long as it's happening to someone else.
Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems?
I like work. It fasinates me. I can sit and stare at it for hours.
A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy and paste this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, StarDragon411, Mystic Katt, TrueThinker, Softballgirl9411, Witchdoctor42, crocgirl2815, mewmewice, RulerofFire, Grogie13, Zim'sMostLoyalServant, WrathofhteElite, 'looks at name tag', Wildshadow24, AquaFreez, Loststream,WolfPrincessGirl, newmew4you, Ichigo and kisshu
If you forgot your phone number when some one asks for it copy this into your profile.
If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.
If your skin is almost always cold...copy and paste this onto your profile
93 percent of American teens have an emotional breakdown if someone calls them a freak. copy onto pro if your one of the 7 percent that would say, "what was your first clue?"
If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile
If you've ever felt like something was watching you and then turned around to find nothing, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have a scary crush on a book, anime or game character then copy this into your profile.
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say right before you were going to say it copy this on your profile.
If you have ever just wanted to slap someone, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think that those kids should just give up and let Lucky have his stupid cereal back, copy this into your profile.
If you love Inuyasha copy and paste this into you profile and add your name: Sora7, Mangascribbler, Ichigo and Kisshu
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.
If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.
If you want to push a person of a cliff right now but that person happens to not exist, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you and/or your best friend are insane, put this on your profile.
If you copy and paste stuff to your profile and expect no one to read it, put this on your profile.
If you can't play a video game without screaming at the characters, copy and paste this to your profile.
Too many peope have smoked marijuana. If you haven't, write this to your profile.
Paste this in your profile if you're one of the many teenagers that never smoked
Too many people are on crack. If you're not, then add this to your bio.
Drugs are bad news. Spread the word.
If you have ever sat in a class and poked the person in front of you just for fun, copy this into your profile.
If Facebook went down, 99.99% of the American population would go into depression and/or kill themselves. If you are one of the .01% who would take a sip of coffee and go on with your life like nothing had even happened, copy and paste this to your profile.
93% of teens would freak if Justin Bieber was going to jump off a building. 7% would be laughing their heads off, telling him to jump. Copy and paste this on your profile if you think this is bullshit and that Justin has way more haters than that.
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin, The Komodo Dragon Phoenix, Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Novemberscorpion110388, WriterGirl3000, tietum, misto-shadow, M-Warrior, GreenWolfBoss, DemonicFury, Stargazer~Aika, Mangascribbler, Ichigo and Kisshu
92 percent of American teens would die if Abecrombie and fitch(A freaken clothing store! How can a store have control of that much of a population. Stupid made-up statistics!) told them it is uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their butts off at the others.
I am the girl ... that doesn't go to school dances, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book.
I am the girl that people look through when I say something.
I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal.
I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face.
I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on My Space, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or a regular phone.
I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year.
I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.
But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird, who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself better with words, and knows the importance of the little things.
~ PrettyFanGirl, Truth Be Told 13, DEFiiANCE, Angel of Apathy, Vic Taylor, Erma Buckles, butterfly1415, NotEverJulietNeedsARomeo (got this from fictionpress.net), Kisara the BlueEyesWhiteDragon, talkstoangels77, Wings of Wind, Stargazer-Aika, Mangascribbler, Ichigo and Kisshu
If you've ever imagined killing off a fictional character to steal her fictional boyfriend, copy this in your profile
If you have ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this on your profile
If you love rain, copy and past this on your profile
If you love snow, copy and paste this on your profile
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people PLEASE copy and paste this to your profile
If you’ve been on the computer for hours on end reading multiple fanfictions copy and paste this on your profile
If you like being utterly random copy and paste this on your profile
If you have ever laughed so hard you either choked, hyperventilated, had your sides cramp, or all of the above copy and paste this on your profile
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, danceswithwings119, scarilyobsessed, teeny-weeny-munchkin, True Colours, GypsyxSilent, Kawaii Zoey-chan, newmew4you, Ichigo and Kisshu
List twelve characters from one of your favourite books or TV shows, in no particular order.
12. Deep Blue
1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
I pretty much doubt that exsists! (if so, these people are sad) and no I wouldn't want to.
2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Eww, no where near as hot as Kisshu -day dreams-
3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Then it would definatly be the end of the world!!!
4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?
5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Ewww, ofcourse not!!
6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
five/ten otherwise Taruto would have a fit without Pudding ;)
7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve kissing?
Zakuro would probably kill deep blue.
8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
Ryou and his pet robot Masha :)
9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
Apparently yes, but it's sad how Mint doesn't have anyone -smirks-
10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
Deep Shit... (couldn't think of anything)
11. If you wrote a songfic about Eight, what song would you choose?
When you're gone - Avril Lavine
12. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
13. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
I haven't yet (Pretty much doubt I will)
14. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (7) runs off with (4). (1), broken hearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3).
”Well... um? -Bursts out of laughter- (That would be the funniest fanfic yet!)
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. - Robert Bloch
Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped.
I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar.
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
Behind every successful man is a surprised woman. - Maryon Pearson
Men are like bank accounts.
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.
"Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss." - Douglas Adams
Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.
I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places. - Henry Youngman
The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.
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