Author has written 10 stories for Harry Potter, Big Time Rush, Glee, Twilight, and Book X-overs.
1. Jasper Whitlock
2. Finn Hudson
3. Emmett Cullen
6. Quinn Fabray
7. Alice Cullen
8. Mercedes Jones
9. Kurt Hummel
10. Seth Clearwater
11. Jacob Black
12. Mr. Schuester
1) Have you ever read a six/eleven fanfic before?
Quinn and Jacob...nope. I don't think anyone has ever crossed those two before...I might though. I CALL DIBS ON THIS IDEA!!!
2) Do you think four is hot? How hot?
HELL YEAH! How Hot? I don't think he's hot. I think he's friggin SEXY!!!!
3) What would happen if twelve got eight pregnant?
INAPPROPRIATE STUDENT-TEACHER RELATIONSHIPS!!!!!! and...eww...just...eww...
4) Do you recall any fics about nine?
yes, it was about glee from his point of view...it was actually really good!
5) Would two and six make a good couple?
Well...they did...that is until two found out four got six pregnant and then...it sucked for two and six :(
6) Five/Nine or five/ten?
Rosalie/Kurt or Rosalie/Seth...idk...seth is still a boy, too young...but kurt is gay...but if kurt WASN'T gay, then five/nine... :)
7) Make up a summary of a three/ten fanfic.
Emmett/Seth fanfic...let's see here,
Emmett starts to realize how good the Clearwater's REALLY are, and he and Rosalie end up adopting Seth... wow, that sux, how would that even happen???
8) Is there any thing as one/eight fluff?
No. Just, no, never. Mercedes belongs with someone who WON'T want to suck her blood out, and Jasper and Alice belong together! :)
9) Suggest a title for a seven/twelve hurt/comfort fic
When Jasper unexpectedly leaves Alice to find Maria once more, she looks to the McKinley High School Glee Club director for some comfort, that's where Alice learns that true love does find a way, and if Jasper really loves her, then he'll come back, and if he doesn't...well, he's a very unlucky guy.
Well that sucked!
10) Does anyone on your friends list read three?
A couple of people I know read twilight, but if you're asking if they love Emmett, then...no...but I do :)
11) Does anyone on your friends list draw or write eleven?
No, no one does...I don't think they every will either...
12) Would anyone on your friends list write two/four/five?
Finn/Puck/Rosalie...that's just weird...so no...
13) If you wrote a song fic about eight, what song would you use?
Mercedes... I really don't know...
14) If you wrote a one/six/twelve fic, what would the warning be?
Older and Minor romance relationsips...not for young kids, or young minds...idk...?
16) When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
ummm, i don't really remember, but she has a pretty big part in this one fanfic called, "Adopting A Wizard" it's a harry potter/twilight fic, and it's really good for all of you who like that x-over :)
17) 1 and 7 are in a happy relationship until 9 runs off with 7. 1, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with 11 and a brief unhappy affair with 6, then follows the wise advice of 5 and finds true love with 12. What have you got to say about that?
Jasper and Alice are happy, then Alice runs away with Kurt, Jasper has a one-night stand with Jacob...whoa...when did Jasper go curvy??? then an unhappy affair with Quinn, and by taking Rosalie's advice finds true love with Mr. Schuester...dude, Jasper was THAT hurt by Alice leaving he gave up liking girls altogether? whoa. A piece of advice. Alice..NEVER LEAVE JASPER BROKENHEARTED!!!!!
18) How would you feel if Seven/Eight were in a fight?
How can Alice and Mercedes fight? There not even in the same TOWN!!! but if they were, I'd be sad, because they're both amazingly fashionable people!!!! :)
19) What would you think if you found five was a really good friend of a sibling or relative of yours?
I would be mad at them because they never told me...HOW CAN ONE BE FRIENDS WITH ROSALIE HALE AND NOT TELL ME!?!!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
20) How would you react if you saw eight and eleven in a closet together with a rubber ducky?
Mercedes and Jacob in a closet with a Rubber Ducky...I don't know, I wouldn't even question them, I'd just walk away...
21) How would you feel if two dissed you in the worst possible way ever?
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! FINN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE THE NICE ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :'(
22) If you saw nine and three in bed together, what would you do?
Kurt and Emmett? Well, I know Kurt is that way, but...emmett? really? I thought you loved me--I mean Rosalie?
23) What would you say if you found out that twelve was a rapist?
Mr. Schuester...a rapist...? Did Emma Pillsbury deny loving you again?
24) You just came home from school and all of your friends hate you, your teacher just gave you an F on the most important project of the year (just imagine it happened for the smart alecks out there), and your parents have grounded you as your teacher had already called and told them of your grade. You open the door to your bedroom and you find ten rummaging through your stuff. What do you do?
I would kick Seth out of my room, nicely though...cuz he is a good kid...and cry and wonder why the world hated me?
25) What would you think if one was emo and had tried to slit his wrists? If one is already emo/slit his already, what would you think if one became the most optimistic person in the world?
Well...Jasper does have the power to change moods...but...I guess that must always happen, huh?
26) What would you feel this second if four gave you a daisy right now?
Awww, Puck!!! I KNEW YOU LOVED ME!!!!!
27) Six has just stolen your hairbrush. What is the first thing you would say?
QUINN!!!!!!!!! YOUR HAIR IS PERFECT!!!!!!!! MINE ISN'T AND I NEED MY HAIRBRUSH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
28) Seven, nine, and four have banded together at 3 in the morning and start to sing the most annoying song you know as loud as they can, waking you up. What is the first thing you think?
Why are those three out there...together??? That is just REALLY annoying...can Alice even sing? I guess she can...even if it was the most annoying song ever, with Alice Puck and Kurt singing it...it'd sound very nice!
29) Two and eleven are your teachers. What would you do?
FINN HUDSON AND JACOB BLACK ARE MY TEACHERS???? Guess who won't be passing the class this year by just staring at them??? ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A poem about child abuse
My name is Lucifer
I am three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren’t ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can’t do a wrong
I can’t speak at all
Or else im locked up
All day long.
When im awake im all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren’t home
When my mommy does come home
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe ill just get
One whipping tonight.
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie’s bar.
I hear him curse
My name is called
I press myself
Against the wall
I try to hide
From his evil eyes
I’m so afraid now
I’m starting to cry
He finds me weeping
Calls me ugly words,
He says its my fault
He suffers at work.
He slaps and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And run to the door
He’s already locked it
And i start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken,
"I’m sorry!", I scream
But its now much too late
His face has been twisted
Into a unimaginable shape
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
O please God, have mercy!
O please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door
While i lay there motionless
Brawled on the floor
My name is Lucifer
I am three,
Tonight my daddy
Now i roam the underworld,
to help those in need.
I may seem evil,
but i'm not.
And if you read this
and don’t pass it on
I pray for your forgiveness
Because you would have to be
A One heartless person
To not be effected
By this Poem
And because you are effected,
Do something about it!
So all i ask you to do
Is pass this on!
IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE
You know what Mommy
You went to the doctor today.
I can hear that doctor again.
Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped.
If you're against abortion, re-post this
-- You know you live in 2009 when... --
1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or myspace
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did (i fell 4 it! XD)
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Boys are like slinkies. Useless, but still VERY fun to watch fall down stairs.
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If Orlando Bloom said breathing was uncool, half the female population would die.
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If the opposite of 'pro' is 'con', then what's the opposite of 'progress'?
If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.
Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.
The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.
They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it that everytime I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?
Insanity is perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world.
Don't take life too seriously, no one gets out alive.
You want to know who your real friends are? Screw up and see who's still there.
A good friend would come and bail you out of jail. A true friend would be sitting there beside you saying, "Man that was fun!"
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93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, Ginormous Funtastic Everything, Kara Hitame, HopelessxRomanticx1993, boyzaremylife, September5Rhyme (and proud to do so), HisokaYukiko, fullmetal'sgirl92, DarkRose02, devotedtodreams, The Misadventures of Miyako, AkUrO HaChIrObEi, RandomChara
95 percent of teen & pre-teen girls would have a nervous breakdown if Miley Cyrus was standing on the edge of a tower, ready to jump. Copy and paste this onto your profile if you're part of the 5 percent of people yelling "Jump, Bitch!"
98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.
FANFICTION: MY ANTI-DRUG. Because, who has time for drugs if you're reading and plotting and writing and checking reviews? If this is true for you, copy and paste this to your profile.
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.
I once read that only math can save us now. Put this in your profile if you're screwed.
There are three kinds of people: those who make things happen, those who watch things happen, and those who don't know what the heck is happening.
Pluto was no longer declared a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was "Too small" and "Off its orbit" for a couple scientists' likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet, then copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!
I'M A SMIDIOT (smart-idiot) AND PROUD OF IT! If you are a smidiot, paste this on your profile.
If you go crazy every time you get another comment, copy and paste this.
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If you've ever laughed and couldn't stop yourself from laughing for the next few minutes, copy and paste this.
If you hate it when those pretty sissy girls get all the attention and the tough girls are ignored then copy and paste this into your profile
Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.
Ninety-three percent of the teen population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe. Copy and paste this if you would be part of the seven percent that'd be LAUGHING YOUR BUTT OFF!
If you constantly forget what you're saying or are about to say, and i mean CONSTANTLY, copy this into your profile.
If you think that people on commercials talk funny or use phrases no human beings would ever say, copy this into your profile.
If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profile.
Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list:Icewolf13, Papasbookworm, moonray9,Maru-chan, heavenlywolfdemon, AkUrO HaChIrObEi, RandomChara
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If your different in a good way put this in your profile.
A best friend is someone who yells in the hall I LOVE YOU!!
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If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.
Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that stayed with rock, put this in your profile.
If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile.
I LOST MY TRAIN OF THOUGHT! If that's ever happened to you, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile. (BOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!)
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If you have ever gotten so sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember what you were talking about in the first place, copy this onto your profile.
If you hate those obnoxious preppy people as much as i do, PLEASE put this on your profile!
If every time you here a High School Musical 1 and/or 2/or 3, Hannah Montana, or any other Disney channel song you want to bleed from the ears, put this on your profile.
If you have weird friends put this on your profile.
If you hate school, copy this into your profile
If you ever wondered about the different types of cheese there are, copy this into your profile
90 of teens today would die if Myspace had a system failure and was completely destroyed...If you are one of the 10 that would be laughing, copy and paste this to your Profile
If you or your best friend(s) is insane, copy this into your profile
I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy this into your profile!
If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile
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30 percent of kids go to college. The other 70 either drop-out or don't have the proper skills to. If you're on of the 30 percent that you know you're going to go to college, copy and paste this into your profile.
Save the earth. It's the only planet with chocolate...
The optimist proclaims we live in the best of all possible worlds; the pessimist fears it is true.
If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.
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Racism is wrong and can often times destroy people's self confidence. It's a horrible and cruel way to treat people. To prove that we are all alike, try this simple experiment: Hold your hand up to a light of some kind. You'll see a shadow cast nearby. Now, have someone of a different race hold their hand up too. You'll see, essentially, the same image. Five fingers and a palm. Skin color doesn't matter when you get right down to it. If you are against racism, copy this message and my symbol for equality to your profile.
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YOU MUST READ FOR YOUR OWN SAFETY!! If you truly love god. Post this in your profile.