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Joined 08-12-09, id: 2045642, Profile Updated: 12-27-11
Author has written 4 stories for Harry Potter.

People call me Murphy, as in Murphy's Law 'Anything that can go wrong, will go wrong.'

I love to read.

I read several books at once, often mixing them up a little.

Comedy is my favourite genre. I love it when a book makes me laugh out loud.

I don't understand people who 'hate reading'. It just makes no sense to me.

My Fics

The Best Deserves the Best - HermioneOliver fic. Not the first fic I wrote, but the first fic I posted on ff.net. It's coming along quite nicely at the moment, I'm having trouble keeping up with regular updates because my schedule is so erratic and I haven't got loads of time to write. I'm also working on my own personal work right now. But I'll always find time for Oliver and Hermione!

I'd love to have a banner for this one! If anyone's interested in making one, please let me know!

Every Job Has It's Perks - My attempt at a RitaTheo fic (Thita?). I'm not sure how well it turned out. It's not all that popular, but I like it.

Memoirs of a Loveless Marriage - A DracoAstoria drabble. I wrote this to help me work on another fic I'm writing with Astoria. It's my first attempt at an angst, it didn't turn out too angsty really...

She's Not Alone - This one's about Bill helping Lavender through a full moon. It was really easy for me to write, I think that's why I liked it enough to post it before I finished TBDTB.

I'm working on a few others, including my own work. But I'd like to finish The Best Deserves The Best before I post anything else. It doesn't mean I won't though!


DISCLAIMER.

-I'm notorious about forgetting disclaimers in chapters. So here is a general disclaimer for all of my fics until I find and fix all forgotten disclaimers:

I DO NOT OWN HARRY POTTER, I DO NOT PROFIT FROM WRITING FANFICTION.

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Playing the Players by angelically-devilish reviews
MARRIAGE LAW FIC! What happens when two people who thought they were destined for lives of free-wheeling and independence end up thrown together by meddling friends and a malicious Ministry? Why, nothing short of magic and mayhem! Rated M for mature!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 44 - Words: 176,820 - Reviews: 1809 - Favs: 1,560 - Follows: 2,208 - Updated: 3/24/2018 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Hermione G., Sirius B.
The Captive's Dream by Elysium66 reviews
When Hermione agrees to try the Weasley Twin's newly renovated Patented Daydream Charms, she doesn't expect her irksome co-worker to join her on the adventure. Nor does she expect the impact of their sojourn to Regency Era England to bleed into reality.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,855 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 858 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 12/11/2010 - Published: 10/13/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Open Windows by Salome Weil reviews
Hermione makes a crucial mistake with Ron and the consequences won't be pretty, unless Draco can rise to the occasion. But with his own demons to face, will he make the right choice? AU, Spoilers HBP, M for language and sexual reference, later violence.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 121,850 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 530 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 9/2/2010 - Published: 2/7/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Sucker Punch by riptey reviews
COMPLETE - Sometimes you want to punch somebody. Other times, you're the one getting hit. - After an unfortunate bar fight, Hermione Granger accidentally invites Draco Malfoy to crash on her couch indefinitely, but at least she's got his wand. D/Hr, EWE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 85,225 - Reviews: 374 - Favs: 640 - Follows: 270 - Updated: 5/3/2010 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Consequentially Yours by Nyruserra reviews
The war is over, and the recovering Wizarding Community adopts a new Marriage Law to cope with the sudden rise of bloodsicknesses. Poor Oliver, he's about to find out that the consequences of doing the right thing can get very out of hand! Not HBP Com.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 156,246 - Reviews: 586 - Favs: 1,073 - Follows: 449 - Updated: 7/24/2009 - Published: 3/12/2005 - [Hermione G., Oliver W.] Draco M., Charlie W. - Complete
Imprint by Nyruserra reviews
There are none so blind as those who would not seeā€¦ SF.HG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,389 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/27/2007 - [Seamus F., Hermione G.] - Complete
Knock Knock by michelle-31a reviews
Harry tries to tell a 'knock-knock' joke to Luna - 'try' being the operative word
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,024 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 858 - Follows: 109 - Published: 6/15/2004 - Harry P., Luna L.
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The Best Deserves The Best reviews
Hermione Granger quits as Oliver Wood's PR Guru. But Oliver won't take this sitting down. After all, the best deserves the best... Rated T for some colourful language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,211 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 6/10/2012 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Oliver W., Hermione G.
She's Not Alone reviews
Bill helps Lavender through the full moon. A short ficlet that may turn into a multichapter. Rated T because I'm paranoid.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 520 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/27/2011 - Lavender B., Bill W. - Complete
Memoirs of a Loveless Marriage reviews
Astoria thinks back on her marriage to Draco. Drabble.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 282 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4/20/2011 - Draco M., Astoria G. - Complete
Every Job Has it's Perks reviews
Rita Skeeters job is on the line. Can Theo Nott help her bag a story that could save her career? Rated M. Minor smut, nothing too explicit.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,434 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/26/2010 - Theodore N., Rita S. - Complete
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