chrisso
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Joined 08-13-09, id: 2046029, Profile Updated: 02-13-10
Author has written 7 stories for Harry Potter, and Twilight.

Hey

Im an Aussie, I'm in my 20's and I have a beautiful baby girl. I think i neglect her a bit when I find a really good fan-fic which is alot there are so many good ones out there. Dont worry I was joking I am taking good care of her lol.

I am currently working and living in a small (really small) country town it the middle of nowhere so I dont get any internet (I dont even get phone service), this is why it is taking me longer than usual to update because I can only do it when I am visiting my folks on weekends and because of work and the long drive I cant visit every weekend. When I do visit I am trying to spend time with my family, my baby (who cant live with me) and friends so please be paitent with me.

If you want to know anything about me or just chat feel free to PM me, it may take a while for me to reply but I promise I will.

Chrisso

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Aro's Heir by SubtlePen reviews
Edward, Bella and Alice are drawn into a no-win scenario in Volterra after Edward's attempted suicide-by-Volturi in the Palazzo dei Priori. Aro forces Edward to make a choice that may leave him unable to salvage any relationship with Bella. MATURE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 23 - Words: 98,418 - Reviews: 1175 - Favs: 625 - Follows: 619 - Updated: 11/25/2012 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Unknown Caller by AlwaysMyBella reviews
Seven year old Bella is home alone and hurts her finger. Having no one to call she dials a random number. Enter 8 year old Edward. Ten years of laughs, tears and friendship later, can it ever evolve into love? & is Edward closer then Bella thinks? AH/AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 32,973 - Reviews: 3034 - Favs: 1,854 - Follows: 1,944 - Updated: 6/13/2012 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Bella, Edward
Oh Baby Baby by beckaboowriter42 reviews
Alice Cullen's world is turned upside down when she finds out she is pregnant with Jasper, her fiancee's, baby. Will things ever recover, and go back to how they should be? Or is the love between them gone forever? Story is all human, present day. Enjoy
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 90,691 - Reviews: 505 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 3/25/2012 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Alice, Jasper
When the summer is filled with Snow by LaughKittykatForEver reviews
Bella, Alice, Rose, Edward, Jasper and Emmett one cabin; Jasper and Bella's game from high school; that no-ones knows about; just how long can they keep it a secret from the others. Review and tell me what you think. All Human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 53,836 - Reviews: 794 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 360 - Updated: 2/22/2011 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Bella, Jasper
My Life Extended by LyricalKris reviews
Bella knew her best friend fled Forks at the end of a bad relationship. She thought that she was helping Alice settle her past when she agreed to talk to her ex, but Jasper was the one who seemed jaded. What does it take to re-write first impressions?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 61,040 - Reviews: 656 - Favs: 582 - Follows: 344 - Updated: 1/22/2011 - Published: 9/20/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
6 Word Stories by Technicolourful reviews
This is a collection of 6 word stories for the HPFC. I am going to do 50 characters, starting with Severus Snape, and ending with Lord Voldemort. R&R please. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 54 - Words: 2,350 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 12/24/2010 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Complete
That Girl by u2shay reviews
Bella has been alone for 4 months. Edward is gone. Alice's marriage is in tatters. Carlisle agonizes as his entire family is destroyed, until the day he receives a desperate call from the one person who can change it all: Bella Swan E&B Canon Pairing NMAU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 168,745 - Reviews: 2752 - Favs: 2,349 - Follows: 985 - Updated: 12/23/2010 - Published: 9/7/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Baby your the one by XCarlie.CullenX reviews
E/B have been given one final school project. How 2 be parents.The gang is paired off 4 a month can their friendship last through this?Secrets, jobs, drunken mistakes, BABIES how far can friendships be pushed? Is love enough?AH NOMINATED 4 2 CULLEN AWARDS
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 56,580 - Reviews: 1137 - Favs: 642 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 3/4/2010 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Dark Side of the Moon by blondie AKA robin reviews
New Moon from Edward's POV. Witness how Edward agonized over leaving Bella, hunted for Victoria, faced the Volturi, and came to realize that with Bella was where he was meant to be.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 176,408 - Reviews: 2529 - Favs: 3,307 - Follows: 1,456 - Updated: 2/26/2010 - Published: 5/23/2008 - Edward - Complete
Let's Get This Started by nevershoutnever reviews
A new school year...Edward is no longer the short, pudgy boy, Rosalie returns after a failed modeling career, popular girl Alice finally notices outcast Jasper, star athlete Emmett loses his scholarship to Duke, and Bella wants to shed her good girl image
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 30,052 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 12/24/2009 - Published: 5/30/2009
In the Case of One Month Old Renesmee by sleepyvalentina reviews
A crack fic in honor of Limona's birthday. Bella goes on a talk show to determine the father of her baby. This is not meant to be taken seriously AT ALL. ooc/ah
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,038 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Complete
Carlisle, the Volturi and a Roman Bath by SulpiciaDoesntApprove reviews
The real reason why Carlisle left the Volturi.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,490 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Carlisle, Aro - Complete
The Green Eyed Monster Comes Out to Play by kimpy reviews
Bella Swan is a nurse in the Pediatric ICU, where Dr. Edward Cullen works. Sexual tension has been building between them for months. Will a session of heavy flirting over tequila shots resolve it? Second place winner in the Parkaward Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,026 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 523 - Follows: 129 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
What IS that smell? by JustOnePogostick reviews
What is that smell and where is it coming from? And why is Esme googling boarding schools? Ah, it must be that time of year again: Summer Vacation. Three glorious months of fewer cloudy days, cabin fever, and much mayhem. Poor Esme.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,034 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/3/2009 - Published: 4/25/2009 - Emmett
Six Interruptions by Brynna reviews
At some point during their years together, each of the Cullen kids intrude upon one of Carlisle and Esme's intimate moments. This is a look at Carlisle and Esme's long relationship through the lens of those six interruptions.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,531 - Reviews: 614 - Favs: 735 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 12/27/2008 - Published: 11/29/2008 - Carlisle, Esme - Complete
Rosalie's Baby by Shekiah Rosay reviews
Most teenage girls love babies, but it seemed as though Rosalie's protection of Bella's child went a little deeper than normal. Why, you ask? Because Rosalie was pregnant, too.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,260 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Rosalie, Bella - Complete
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Traffic Spotting reviews
Bella is stuck in traffic when she spots a hot guy in the car next to her and decides to have a little fun. Lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,317 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 11/6/2010 - Published: 6/17/2010 - Bella, Edward
Recipe for Disaster reviews
The Cullens and Bella have a baby project for school
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,526 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 6/15/2010 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Bella, Edward
And I dont even know his last name reviews
Bella is left pregnant after a one night stand. What will happen when she runs into the guy two years later? Please R&R AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 35,552 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 2/13/2010 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Making it Big reviews
Rosalie is looking for fame and Emmett is an agent. This is my first attempt at a lemon so please R&R. One shot, AH, LEMON
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 591 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/20/2009 - Rosalie, Emmett - Complete
Whats Sex? reviews
One-Shot Renesmee asks Carlisle about sex
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 284 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Carlisle, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Heat, Hybrids and Mules? reviews
ONE SHOT Carlisle has a chat with the family on his thoughts on why Renesmee and Jacob should not be able to reproduce
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 443 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/25/2009 - Carlisle, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
A change in the scenery is needed reviews
Edward kills Bella on her first day of school, they have to move and they decide to join the wizarding world, please R&R. Prob not rated M but i did just in case
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,274 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/15/2009 - Published: 9/1/2009 - Cho C., Edward