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Joined 08-13-09, id: 2046268, Profile Updated: 09-01-10
Author has written 11 stories for X-Men: Evolution, ElfQuest, How to Train Your Dragon, Misc. Comics, Final Fantasy VII, Ouran High School Host Club, Alice in Wonderland, Soul Eater, Kuroshitsuji, and Xiaolin Showdown.

Bonjour, Je m'appel... Oh screw it. Yo, call me, loveless. I'm eighteen... Woot. I write fanfiction. Otherwise, I wouldn't be here. Mind you, I don't think I write very good fanfiction. I love to hear from my readers. If you choose to critic one of my stories, do good critic don't just bh about how some of my characters are mary sues or whatever. I probably know that already and am trying to fix it. Give me grammar corrections or nicely point out that somethings wrong... Cause if all you do is bs, Guess what. I'm joining to ignore you.

Roar!! My parents said I couldn't go surfing this weekend cause I had to attend some Gala with them. At least I got a new dress out of it.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

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Love Like This: A Jacob Black Fanfiction by yonnabelle reviews
Alicia finds herself in the small town of Forks when her father runs away from NYC to escape his problems. She had no idea that she would run into bigger and badder ones. But one relief from her troubles: there, she meets Jacob Black. JBXOC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 58,576 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 7/4/2015 - Published: 12/8/2007 - Jacob
Second Reunion by ZakuReno reviews
It started with the cruel lost life of someone dear and may end with another. Everything revolves around a certain grieving brunette with a unique lineage. what could she do when her life kept going downhill. RenoXOC Sequel to Love and Sin
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 65,364 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/25/2012 - Published: 1/28/2010 - Reno - Complete
Sky high vamp sitting in the grey zone by chrissydarkest reviews
sky high gets a first, but she isnt exactly happy to be joining the school
Sky High - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,681 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 4/11/2012 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Warren P.
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Anti Symmetry reviews
Kid has to pick up some work from Stein at his lab. Upon showing up there, he gets sucked into an accident and Soul has to clean up the mess. Sucky summary. Please read. YAOI YAOI YAOI. Dont like, Dont read. Stein/Kid, Soul/Kid
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,938 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 2/2/2013 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Soul Eater, Death The Kid
Rut reviews
Ciel is in a dress and corset... Again. It's a little short but was all I could muster.BL/Yaoi beware. Dont like dont read.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 886 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/29/2012 - Published: 5/13/2012 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
Masturbating Joys reviews
Be careful what you masturbate too... And make sure you close your window. XD BL dont like dont read.
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 905 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/29/2012 - Chase, Jack - Complete
Whisper Amongst The Stars reviews
Lana was your average barely legal girl. Until a tornado hit her home in Oregon and she woke up in a strange world inhabited by strange creatures. Here's a bonus, She can't talk. What happens when she finds she has no way home? Or, is she already home?
ElfQuest - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,931 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/8/2010 - Published: 10/2/2010
Solo To Duet reviews
Blood catches Boris doing a solo job of sorts. A Heart no Kuni no Alice fic, there's no section for it. Boy love. Deal with it. Lemon colored, flavored, and scented.
Alice in Wonderland - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,151 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/7/2010 - Complete
This is a sequel to Kain Nowado's Fazed. A blond walked into the bedroom of a dark house. The only light was a lamp on the bedside table. In his arms was a red head who was laughing. Gio/Tybalt BMB Lemon flavored
Misc. Comics - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,332 - Published: 11/17/2010 - Complete
Possibilities reviews
Haruhi dumps Tamaki. Tamaki goes to Kyouya for comfort... Sorta... Lemon scented. I would like to apologize. It seems I uploaded the wrong file under the wrong title. I have fixed it.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,171 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/27/2010 - Kyōya O., Tamaki S. - Complete
Chocobo Penalty reviews
Chocobo runs, Cloud follows. Bad idea... I'm pretty sure i will go to hell for this. Lol. But we love it. Boy uh... Not love. Smut between two guys. *giggle*
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 462 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/9/2010 - Kadaj, Cloud S. - Complete
Talk About Shag Carpeting reviews
This is another Boy meets Boy fanfic. It's about Skids who someone gave sugar again getting bored... *Cough* Amongst other things. Cyanide/Skids. Lemon Love.
Misc. Comics - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,112 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/8/2010 - Complete
Rainy Nights and Chilly Skin reviews
It's raining while Tuff is outside, He goes to Hicca to get warmed up. BL Yaoi. IF you're still confused. Two Guys Doing It. Typical TGDI. First Yaoi forgive me if it sucks. And Blaim Tsuki and My little sister.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,485 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 20 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Tuffnut, Hiccup - Complete
Conductor reviews
Lance has a twin sister. She finds her way to a certain blue furred boy. Chaos ensues. High school drama. Mutant trauma. And Meatballs. Trust me. So, worth your time. KurtxOC AU Rated T for language.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,615 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 3/4/2010 - Published: 10/20/2009 - Nightcrawler/Kurt W.