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Author has written 2 stories for Twilight.

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me TIME TRAVEL
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC
" Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to
the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident ."

7. My mother taught me IRONY
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me CONTORTIONISM
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me WEATHER
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me HYPOCRISY
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me THE CIRCLE OF LIFE
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me: ENVY
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me: RECEIVING
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me: MEDICAL SCIENCE
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me: ESP
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me: HUMOR
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me: HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22.My Mother taught me: Genetics
"I swear you're just like your father."

23. My Mother taught me about my Roots
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24.My Mother taught me Wisdom
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. My mother taught me about Justice
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you"

37 Things to do in an Elevator

1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5. Meow occasionally.
6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - and back away slowly.
7. Say "DING!" at each floor.
8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons.
9. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10. Stare grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug. Tell them that you will never forget them.
16. Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20. Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
21. Swat at flies that don't exist.
22. Call out "Group hug!" then enforce it.
23. Make car race noises when someone gets on or off.
24. Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you.
25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"
26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.
28. Let your cell phone ring - don't answer it.
29. Walk into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."
30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't.
31. Ask people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer.
32. Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting.
33. Ask, "Did you feel that?"
34. Tell people that you can see their aura.
35. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."
36. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
37. Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time..."

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Rescue Me by Moonchild707 reviews
Isabella Swan lives in hell with her widower father, Charlie. When her two older brothers come home from school and discover their sister's horrific life, Bella's circumstances undergo a dramatic and life-altering change. Rewritten and edited version of the original. Based on true events. AH, OOC, dark themes, abuse.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,350 - Reviews: 1148 - Favs: 1,512 - Follows: 786 - Updated: 4/5 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Bella
Burn Baby Burn by WhereTheStoryEndss reviews
Nikita had a daughter 18 years ago and after escaping from division she returns to reunite with her baby only to find out shes dead. But is everything as it seems? It looks like Alex is infact in divison and her number one target is Nikita.
Nikita - Rated: M - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,815 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/11/2013 - Published: 1/21/2012 - Nikita, Alex - Complete
I'm Sorry by zlynnx reviews
It's a Owen&Nikita story, created by my friend Marten originally in Chinese. We love Owkita, and we want them together. I'm afraid some parts of the translation would not be so "English", so any feedback is welcomed. Hope you like the story.
Nikita - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 47 - Words: 99,713 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/24/2013 - Published: 3/16/2012 - Owen, Nikita
False Pretences by ForeverH0pe reviews
She had made a promise to Alex, she told her she would always protect her. So what happens when you make a promise that you just cant keep? Nikita finds herself torn between her mission and her partners safety when Alex is injured in the line of duty. With Alex's involvement at Division becoming increasingly more dangerous, can they manage to bring down the agency once and for all?
Nikita - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 34,159 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 4/11/2013 - Published: 10/19/2012 - Nikita, Alex
Find My Place by Saxyad18 reviews
Rose and Bella bond, but when the Cullens return from hunting, the new friendship tears the family apart. Can the Cullens salvage the family before it falls into ruin? Who is sacrificed for the benefit of the rest? And who commits the ultimate betrayal?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 115,948 - Reviews: 368 - Favs: 462 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 3/25/2011 - Published: 5/7/2009 - Bella, Rosalie - Complete
Mirror Life by blaise1993 reviews
What if Rosalie was the human instead of Bella? Even if Rose's blood didn't call to Emmett like Bella's did to Edward, would he be able to resist stunning Rosalie Hale who always seems to suprise him?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 60,592 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 1/11/2011 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Rosalie, Emmett - Complete
Ashes To Ashes by Away To Neverland reviews
3 yrs after Breaking Dawn, Edward Cullen & his family are still living in Forks. On a hunting trip 1 day, something happens involving Edward. Alice can't see, no one finds out except Rosalie. When Edward finds out Rosalie knows, all hell breaks loose.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 12,856 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/5/2011 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Edward
Dirty Little Secret by TurquoiseTwilightGirl reviews
All is well at the Cullen's house. Except one little detail. Rosalie is keeping something from everyone, something she fears could destory her family and so she is determined to keep it to herself until this secret goes away. But will it go away?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 18,183 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/25/2010 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Rosalie, Emmett
Taken by FangedBeauty reviews
Alice as a vision involving Rosalie, someone from her past comes back throwing the Cullens into turmoil. rated M for later chapters. please R&R
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,685 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/20/2010 - Published: 5/29/2010 - Rosalie
Midnight Eclipse by Sheori reviews
Similar to how Midnight Sun is about Twilight in Edward's POV, this is my version of Eclipse in Edward's POV
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,271 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 6/2/2010 - Published: 3/15/2009
10 things you never knew about Twilight characters by Direwolfy reviews
This is your usual 10 things... story. First chapter is about our favourite fortuneteller Alice. Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,364 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 5/5/2010 - Published: 4/4/2010
An Unexpected Miracle by Tori-Lynne reviews
Emmett and Rosalie get what they have always wanted, a baby. What will unfold with the family as the child grows older? Will they tell the child why the family is do different? If they do how will the child react?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 31,977 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 3/15/2010 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Emmett, Rosalie
A Terrible Thing in Life by Aurag2 reviews
Renesmee goes alone to hunt and is attacked by a horrible person. How will this affect her life and love with Jacob. What can Edward and Bella do about it? Rated for rape and language. Rape is not supported by the writor. Read and Review.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,987 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 1/20/2010 - Published: 2/11/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Bella
Split Second by ggf83 reviews
It only takes a split second of hesitation to turn Edward's world upside down. He needs to find it in himself to both help Bella through her change, and forgive his brother for taking away her humanity. AU New Moon.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 37,304 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 12/26/2009 - Published: 8/17/2009 - [Edward, Bella] - Complete
Shotgun Charlie by jstarrh reviews
When Charlie catches Edward and Bella in a compromising position how will he react? What lengths will they have to go to in order to get alone time together?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 44 - Words: 133,640 - Reviews: 1009 - Favs: 624 - Follows: 434 - Updated: 12/8/2009 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Bella, Edward
Ithaca is Gorges by giselle-lx reviews
New Moon from Carlisle's and Edward's POV: After the Cullens leave Bella and move to Ithaca, NY, Carlisle fights to keep his family together as Edward's pain threatens to tear them apart. Canon.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 121,988 - Reviews: 2316 - Favs: 1,815 - Follows: 690 - Updated: 12/7/2009 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Carlisle - Complete
Rosalie's Baby by Beckaabook reviews
Carlisle may have developed a way to impregnate vampire Rosalie - her own vampire IVF - could Rosalie and Emmett get their own baby?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 39,653 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 12/7/2009 - Published: 3/30/2009 - Rosalie, Emmett
Between Siblings by The Forbidden Truth reviews
Jasper and Rosalie Hale were never really siblings. They had nothing in common, no fierce love, loyalty, or affection for each other. All they ever had between them were plain indifference and a mild amount of respect. But maybe that was enough. COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,211 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/30/2009 - Published: 6/12/2009 - Jasper, Rosalie - Complete
Uneasy Hearts Weigh the Most by Lelouch le Britannia reviews
Alice, Jasper, Edward, Emmet, Rosalie, and Bella, six kids with horrible pasts taken on by the loving Carlisle and his wife Esme out casts in the town of Forks together they will deal with drugs, sex, love, and suicide bad summary Cannon pairs mainly JxA
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,914 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 10/25/2009 - Published: 9/10/2009 - Alice, Jasper
Discovered Intentions by Sheori reviews
What if Bella hadn't managed to get away from Alice and Jasper in Twilight? How would the fight against James, and Edward's struggle to keep Bella safe continue? My first fic, rated T just in case. Please R & R.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 26,661 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 10/22/2009 - Published: 1/27/2009 - Complete
Renesmee Cullen: Rising Sun by TooToo reviews
Nessie is celebrating her six/sixteenth birthday with her family and best friend, Jacob. He has something important to tell her after the party which changes both their lives. What is it?- R&R. 2nd Place Best Post BD- Sparkle Awards.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 104,694 - Reviews: 698 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 10/14/2009 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Something So Much More by Tuppence reviews
Series of one-shots from Jasper's point of view, focussing on Rosalie and their twin-esque relationship. "Vanity and Control". He was the only one who seemed to see the control that lay underneath the superficial vanity. Please R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,346 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Jasper, Rosalie
You've Kept Me Waiting by Mandi1 reviews
Seeing the future is one thing. Knowing how to get there is another. Alice knows that Jasper is the key to something better. If only she can get - and keep - him in her life. Alice and Jasper's story. Reposted by request.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 139,102 - Reviews: 1386 - Favs: 1,319 - Follows: 414 - Updated: 9/18/2009 - Published: 5/17/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
A New Morning by LJ Summers reviews
Post BD Canon. Jake & Renesmee travel from New Hampshire to Brazil and back to Forks and La Push as they redefine their relationships...for better and for worse... And as Nessie finds herself threatened by a vampire and his son out to redefine bloodlines.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 68,385 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 9/7/2009 - Published: 7/20/2009 - [Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie] - Complete
Turn That Frown Upside Down Cullen Style! by Abandoned Anarchy Angel reviews
This is my first fan fiction so bare with me. Did you ever wonder what the Cullens do when their not protecting Bella or when she's not there? Well read this and find out! I apologise for the bad summary! I promise the actual story is better!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,739 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/31/2009 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Alice - Complete
Cullenary Educaton: Forks Sex Ed by MarcyJ reviews
Set at the End of Bella's Junior Year. Hilarity ensues when the Forks Gang is forced to endure Sex Education class with Coach Clapp. Chapter 1 is Jasper POV, and each subsequent chapter is from the perspective of a different character.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,726 - Reviews: 2122 - Favs: 3,527 - Follows: 1,643 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 4/2/2007
Forever Loved by Ragdoll-Ranny reviews
This shows the life the Cullen's are living 5 years after Bella's transformation, from Bella's POV. It shows her bonding with most of the Twilight Characters. "Remember, you are forever loved!"
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 31,959 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/18/2009 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Bella, Alice - Complete
Forever Young by IsabellClair reviews
This takes place right after Breaking Dawn. I'm trying to stay as close to the books as I can, but throwing in some of my own twists. Please read and review! I will keep writing as long as you keep reading!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 57 - Words: 106,603 - Reviews: 880 - Favs: 615 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 8/17/2009 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Complete
Girls Just Wanna Have Fun by ulvgrl79 reviews
Bella and Alice go to Los Angeles when Edward and Jasper go hunting. They get into trouble along the way. Will Edward and Jasper find them in time?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 44,574 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 8/15/2009 - Published: 5/24/2009 - Bella, Alice - Complete
Bonding Over Sickness by Mokusgirl reviews
Bella is spending the night at Edward's house to bond with Rosalie while Edward and the rest of the family are hunting. But Bella comes down with a 24 hour stomach bug. Idea from Jasper'sGurl4eva. Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,234 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Bella, Rosalie - Complete
Without You by TrueImmortality reviews
I tried to visualize the Cullen family without their creator, their center, and their guide--their father, Carlisle. I couldn't see it." Bella begins, after one short afternoon, to see what happens when a coven is bereft of its leader...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 45 - Words: 92,740 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 7/15/2009 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Carlisle - Complete
A Talk Between Two Fathers by KelliNew reviews
Set soon after the return from Volterra. Carlisle and Charlie meet to talk about Edward and Bella’s relationship. Charlie's worried about this strange boy haunting his daughter and wants Carlisle to do something about it.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,082 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 7/14/2009 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Carlisle, Edward - Complete
The Ghost of you by crimsonstripe reviews
Edward Pov.Au.Tomorrow, my brothers and I are going to fight for the war. "Edward, Edward! Emmett do something!" Jasper yelled frantically while being restrained by the men around him. "Cullen, Cullen. Stay with me Cullen." "Edward look at me!" Complete!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,027 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Edward - Complete
Unexpected Truths and A New Friendship by MadderThanTheCheshire reviews
Bella reveals a deep dark secret about her past to the Cullens with Jasper's help. Jasper's POV - Better than it sounds I swear!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,644 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 6/17/2009 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Turpentine Baptism by JustOnePogostick reviews
Nessie messes up BIG TIME when she tries to answer the question "What does Jasper look like in the buff?" She sets off a chain reaction that may tear the Cullen family apart.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,626 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/22/2009 - Published: 4/20/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jasper - Complete
Safe by Brittney.Blackout reviews
a little drabble about Rose, with a bit of Jasper/Rose twin bonding thrown in.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 149 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Rosalie, Jasper - Complete
Hope by Carlisle'sPetiteDefenseur reviews
Jasper,Rosalie,& Bella believe their mom Esme is dead after she is supposedly killed by their dad.Alice,Edward,& Emmett's mom died and their dad Carlisle is left greiving.What will happe to bring these two families together?AU,AH. FULL SUMMARY INSIDE!C/Es
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 18 - Words: 21,814 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 5/7/2009 - Published: 3/5/2009 - Complete
High School for the Cullens by reader13lovesbooks reviews
It is a new town for the Cullens. What could possibly be horrible about six vampires stuck in a building full of hormonal teenagers and perverted staff? How about a vampire in a hospital with desperate nurses? Esme's here. Renesmee and Jacob on honeymoon
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 55,037 - Reviews: 1147 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 269 - Updated: 5/5/2009 - Published: 11/16/2008
Just a Pretty Face by xodiizzyxo reviews
Just a random story that popped into my head. A girl wonders why the Cullens act the way they do. Rosalie gives her something to ponder.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,066 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/20/2009 - Rosalie - Complete
Sickness de la Cullen by Obsessivegeekybuffalosnowcones reviews
All of the Cullens get a disease and are mentally ill for about a week. All of their symptoms are different. Disclaiming now: Totally don't own Twilight.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 20 - Words: 25,571 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 4/3/2009 - Published: 2/11/2009 - Carlisle, Edward - Complete
A Walk in the Dark by FreckledAdvocate reviews
Just because the entire Cullen family has gone hunting, doesn't mean Bella shouldn't walk home from town,right? But what happens when three men corner her, and give her the possibility of a real nightmare. And her beloved monster isn't there to save her.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 29,909 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 3/29/2009 - Published: 12/12/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Wild and Wacky Adventures of Edward in PE! by LindaRoo reviews
Hilarity ensues when Edward comes back at the end of New Moon and he and Alice get Mrs. Cope to change their schedules to put them in Bella's gym class. How can they appear human when their superhuman athletic aptitudes keep getting in the way?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 74,371 - Reviews: 1969 - Favs: 2,216 - Follows: 1,674 - Updated: 3/9/2009 - Published: 2/27/2007
How Could I Possibly Live Without You? by katxopixie reviews
Alice sees something in a vision that puts the entire Cullen family in danger, and leaves one particular member on the brink of death. Not vampirism, DEATH. Who is it? How is that possible? Find out.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,012 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/13/2009 - Published: 2/10/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
72 Valentines by Justine Lark reviews
It's a quiet evening at home with the Cullens for Renesmee's first Valentine's Day. Edward listens to the thoughts of his family, and everyone's mind is full of love. Extremely sweet and fluffy! For My Valentine Contest entry. Sparkle Award Best Fluff!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,190 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 22 - Published: 2/6/2009 - Edward, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Beautiful by Ras1 reviews
Alice and Jasper have just joined the Cullen family, but it’s not smooth sailing from the start. Jasper isn’t confident in the new lifestyle, but he is certain about one thing: he would do anything to protect Alice from any harm.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,751 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 2/4/2009 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Jasper, Alice - Complete
Boy Scouts and Ceiling Fans by LaraWinner reviews
Post BD. Brotherly bonding Cullen style.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,477 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Edward, Emmett - Complete
The end of Edward and Bellafor good? by Anonymous91 reviews
Edward left Bella 8 months ago not knowing she was pregnant. Bella left Forks & is in a college dorm, when Alice unexpectedly turns up, under a false identity. Soon all of the Cullen's are aware of Bella's pregnancy...but she's denying Edward is the dad!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 12,078 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 1/16/2009 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Complete
More Than Just Physical by TLY reviews
Bella and Alice have a conversation about Emmett and Rosalie's relationship in the first chapter, "More Than Just Physical". The second chapter, "I Love You", is a story in Emmett and Rosalie's point of view. Emmett/Rosalie Edward/Bella Jasper/Alice
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,931 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/10/2009 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Emmett, Rosalie - Complete
Notes by Llama Mama23 reviews
Edward and Bella are caught passing notes in class. The teacher has the note read to the class. A series of embarassing events ensues, including Edward in a trunk, Bella in a gas mask, Carlisle as Tarazn, and Emmett with blue hair.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,990 - Reviews: 2856 - Favs: 2,044 - Follows: 967 - Updated: 12/29/2008 - Published: 5/14/2007 - Complete
Confrontations by Moonchild707 reviews
Removed for editing.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 124 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 12/23/2008 - Published: 12/22/2008 - Bella, Edward
Emotions by elizalove reviews
What would have happened if Jasper went back to Forks after Edward left Bella? What would he have felt? And how will Rosalie react when she finds out that Edward told Bella he didn't want her?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,391 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 12/20/2008 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Jasper, Rosalie
Edward's Rules Regarding Bella by annikasmommy reviews
The Cullen family has become too comfortable with Bella and Edward decides it's time to lay down some laws for his family to follow so he doesn't have to hurt any of them. Edward's POV rated T for swearing. Please R/R-My first story.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,987 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 12/19/2008 - Published: 12/10/2008 - Edward, Emmett - Complete
Breaking Through The Darkness by cherrydelightz reviews
Jasper is a victim of child abuse, and when Carlisle finds him and takes him to meet his family - Esme, Edward, Alice, Emmett, and Rosalie - Jasper must finally realize what it means to have a family. One family's strength to survive all problems.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,077 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 12/18/2008 - Published: 11/6/2008
The Cullen Warrior by The Only Pancake reviews
Esme is kidnapped, Carlisle is broken, and it becomes Jasper’s responsibility to lead his family through their darkest hour. Will the coven be restored, or will everything come crashing down around our soldier's eyes? Rated for violence. -COMPLETE-
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 26,046 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 12/12/2008 - Published: 11/18/2008 - Jasper, Esme - Complete
The Call by Ember Sage reviews
After Breaking Dawn. "Jasper, no!" I tried to stop, but I couldn't deny the call, the monster within, it was too late for that. No one could stop me now. Not even my own wife. OCxOC, and Canon Pairings. Other Cullens are present. Now completed! :D
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 19 - Words: 31,103 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 12/9/2008 - Published: 9/18/2008 - Jasper - Complete
Snap Decision by rika08 reviews
During Eclipse. "Snap Decision" chapter. A lot more danger, a lot more drama, a lot a lot a lot! THe plan didn't work as the Cullens had hoped. Now Bella's right in the line of fire with only Seth and Edward as her protection. R&R please. rated for reason
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,796 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Human by Elisabeth-l reviews
Set right after Eclipse, before Breaking Dawn. A typical day in the lives of Bella and the Cullens. How Bella loses an argument to Alice, struggles with her feelings around Jasper, nearly chokes on her food because of Emmett's antics, and more.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,161 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/22/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
You May Now Kiss the Bride by vjgm reviews
This is my version of the wedding starring then minister, Emmett Cullen. With Emmett in charge, you know that humor will be involved. How does Emmett handle this important job? Will he behave? Or will Bella and Edward kill him? ONESHOT of SILLINESS.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,887 - Reviews: 610 - Favs: 1,248 - Follows: 181 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Emmett
You've Got Mail by Nollie Marie reviews
When spontaneous emails are written, & response are sent back, 6 people in 3 different cities fall in love. Bella falls in love with someone who needs her, Alice stands up for her abused love one, & Emmett questions his actions around Rosalie’s “friends”.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 85,180 - Reviews: 4313 - Favs: 1,331 - Follows: 609 - Updated: 7/5/2008 - Published: 3/29/2008 - Complete
50 Pranks on Carlisle Cullen by Hauptmann Holmes reviews
The STORY version of 50 Ways to Annoy Carlisle Cullen. From Alice's POV. Hope you like it. Rated T for... strange things. COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 14,595 - Reviews: 715 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 6/9/2008 - Published: 10/11/2007 - Complete
Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8290 - Favs: 7,411 - Follows: 1,694 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
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Scars reviews
The ending to the story Betrayal. Alice and Jasper return home and find the ruins of the past events.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,366 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/27/2010 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Rosalie, Emmett
Betrayal reviews
Rosalie was once betrayed, and she's lived with it ever since. How does she cope when it happens again, and with the one person she trusted. Rated for theme. 1st story Please read x
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,596 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/12/2009 - Rosalie, Emmett - Complete