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Joined 08-13-09, id: 2046653, Profile Updated: 05-15-16
Author has written 6 stories for Naruto, Doctor Who, Half-Life, Mass Effect, Gravity Falls, Star Vs. The Forces of Evil, Assassin's Creed, Portal, Dead Space, and ParaNorman.

I am actually a pile of ferrets wearing a human skin.

I have fooled the humans for twenty two years. They do not suspect a thing. Soon our uprising will begin.

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Winter Gods by avearia reviews
The Guardians discover that, outside of Earth, many races actually worship Jack as a God. Meanwhile, the Avengers deal with the implications that come with an almighty spirit, otherworldly religions, and the revalation that Santa is real.
Crossover - Avengers & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 32,139 - Reviews: 1013 - Favs: 2,543 - Follows: 3,142 - Updated: 5/4 - Published: 3/29/2013 - Iron Man/Tony S., Thor, Jack Frost
Don't Go, Kitty Kitty by EraVicis reviews
Two years have passed since Marinette's initial crush on Adrien and both of them have considerably grown. Heartbroken from a rejection that really wasn't one, the two meet once more as their "weaker" selves... at 16. Is this fate between the two rising stars? M for future chapters.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,494 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 2/26 - Published: 1/3 - [Adrien/ Chat Noir, Marinette Dupain-Cheng/Ladybug] [Alya, Nino/Bubbler]
Three time's the charm by HiddenEye reviews
"I wonder what they'll say if both of you went out with me now," Adrien mused. "And risk getting more lies?" Marinette asked. "Where they'll talk more about you and your adventures?" Nathanaël raised an eyebrow. There was a pause. "Yep." "Let's go." "I'll get the keys."
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,183 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 41 - Published: 2/11 - [Adrien/ Chat Noir, Marinette Dupain-Cheng/Ladybug, Nathanaël] - Complete
Spurt of height by HiddenEye reviews
She stood straight right in front of him, where he was doing the same as Alya observed from the side, Nino beside her as the both of them carefully measured them with a long ruler on their heads. "Yep," Alya confirmed with a nod of her head. "Nathanaël is now officially the same height as you are."
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,288 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 19 - Published: 2/2 - [Adrien/ Chat Noir, Marinette Dupain-Cheng/Ladybug, Nathanaël] - Complete
Princess Charms by Zehntacles reviews
There are things you learn when you travel with someone close to you. Sometimes those things you learn are about the person you're with. Sometimes they're about yourself. Star and Marco share a few moments together that test their definition of their friendship.
Star Vs. The Forces of Evil - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 44,596 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 284 - Updated: 1/17 - Published: 1/26/2015 - Marco D., Star B. - Complete
Too Real by PearLynn reviews
She knows that her hormones will be the end of her, sooner or later. And with the way Chat is looking at her now, she knows it will be sooner. Rated M for a lot of smut.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,869 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 449 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 1/11 - Published: 12/31/2015 - Marinette Dupain-Cheng/Ladybug, Adrien/ Chat Noir - Complete
That Thing You Do by mercy-angel-09 reviews
There were two ways this could end: 1) they'd be better friends than ever or 2) she'd never be able to look at him again. He was willing to bet it was the latter. AKA the one where they're shoved in a closet and things get hard between them. Reveal fic, x-posted to AO3.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,434 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 448 - Follows: 158 - Published: 1/2 - [Adrien/ Chat Noir, Marinette Dupain-Cheng/Ladybug] - Complete
Secret Santa by TheLastPilot reviews
Adrien and Marinette draw each others names in their classes secret santa and do their best to get the perfect gift.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 52,542 - Reviews: 699 - Favs: 1,905 - Follows: 1,017 - Updated: 12/23/2015 - Published: 12/1/2015 - Marinette Dupain-Cheng/Ladybug, Adrien/ Chat Noir - Complete
Three's never a crowd by HiddenEye reviews
Curiosity killed the cat, no? And satisfaction brought it back. The three of them might have held onto that saying a little too seriously than one might think.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,567 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 47 - Published: 12/5/2015 - [Marinette Dupain-Cheng/Ladybug, Adrien/ Chat Noir, Nathanaël] Alex/Timebreaker - Complete
Rainy Days by TheLastPilot reviews
Adrien looked over at the shy girl as she laughed and joked through their classes. Why wasn't she like that with him? Had he done something wrong, did he make her uncomfortable? Did he intimidate her? He wanted to hear her jokes too, he didn't understand what he had done wrong, but he was determined to fix it. He would get to know Marinette better, maybe then she would be at ease.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 53,642 - Reviews: 788 - Favs: 2,331 - Follows: 995 - Updated: 11/18/2015 - Published: 10/31/2015 - Complete
Let Her Go by ManeStella reviews
Elsanna college AU. Anna is a freshman at Arendalle University, and although she's happy with her parents, her boyfriend Hans, and best friend Kristoff, there's a twinge of loneliness she can't shake. After many failed attempts to set Kristoff up with someone she finally sets her sights on a beautiful woman at their favorite coffee shop. A woman who she can't stop thinking about.
Frozen - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,080 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 426 - Updated: 7/28/2015 - Published: 3/24/2014 - [Anna, Elsa] Kristoff B., Hans
Revelations by A Unique Kunoichi reviews
Nyatta lived her entire life without realizing she could love. Lee showed her how.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,863 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/23/2015 - Lee R., OC - Complete
Butterfly Kisses by PFTones3482 reviews
It's Star's sixteenth birthday and with her sixteenth birthday come some very big changes that she's too scared to share with the Diaz family, making her hide from them. When Marco finds her, both of them are surprised by the outcome. One shot, Starco!
Star Vs. The Forces of Evil - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,025 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 48 - Published: 4/10/2015 - Star B., Marco D. - Complete
No, You Shouldn't Have by Libra-Library reviews
Joaquin realizes he made a mistake, and runs to apologize. He's too late. Takes place during and after the movie and centering around the OT3 of the century.
Book of Life - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,293 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/25/2014 - Complete
Every Ninja Needs a Sidekick by PFTones3482 reviews
Second RC:9GN story. When Howard gets kidnapped yet again by McFist, it's up to Randy and Heidi to save him. What will be revealed? What won't? Will they get Howard back? Will you review? You better! Rated for later chapters.
Randy Cunningham: 9th Grade Ninja - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 31,222 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 7/30/2014 - Published: 5/9/2013 - Randy C., Howard W., Hiedi W. - Complete
A Thunderstorm in Summer by blaerofvalenwood reviews
Nibutani never considered herself to be a jealous person but she couldn't help but feel threatened by the appearance of a new transfer student. Dekomori/Nibutani. OC warning.
Chuunibyou Demo Koi Ga Shitai/中二病でも恋がしたい - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 66,358 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 6/2/2014 - Published: 2/26/2014 - [Shinka N., Sanae D.] - Complete
Eyebrows vs The World by ExtremeEly23 reviews
A collection of short humorous ficlets with no specific plot, nor connection to one another, serving simply to add a little dash of hilarity to brighten your day. Will likely be updated occasionally as I come up with ideas. Reviews, ideas and prompts are always much obliged and greatly appreciated!
Kill la Kill/ キルラキル - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,375 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 4/8/2014 - Published: 3/23/2014 - [Satsuki K., Ryuko M.]
Much Ado About Mankanshoku by croquette queen reviews
Mako Mankanshoku, like her mother's croquettes, is very much a mystery. [Gamagori x Mako]
Kill la Kill/ キルラキル - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,521 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 26 - Published: 3/16/2014 - Mako M., I. Gamagoori - Complete
A Beautiful Kind of Hell by Terminal lance reviews
The council sends out expeditions to discover the galaxy beyond the relays, they find what remains of earth. Fueled by her curiosity and her drive to discover, Liara joins the first ill fated ground team to set foot on earth. With the help of an unexpected ally she must find her way home and survive what she calls a beautiful kind of hell, the ruins of Moscow and its dark tunnels
Crossover - Mass Effect & Metro 2033 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 21,709 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 1/15/2014 - Published: 1/10/2014 - Liara T'Soni, OC
Hakumei by Pryotra reviews
Danzo's plan for the assassination of the Hokage was almost flawless. To bad he didn't take six neglected children who ran away the night of the murder into account.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 270,839 - Reviews: 2742 - Favs: 5,848 - Follows: 4,226 - Updated: 12/15/2013 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Closer by Wikitiki99 reviews
Sometimes in the middle of the night, the three of them will lie together—in someone's bed, on the living room floor, in the she-lair, and take turns telling secrets.
SheZow - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,158 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/29/2013 - Published: 8/8/2013 - SheZow/Guy H., Kelly H., Maz - Complete
Breaker by Shire.Conspire reviews
Who will break whom? "BB, when you deprive something, it starves," she all but whispered. "So then, when you give it a taste, it becomes ravenous."
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 146,382 - Reviews: 614 - Favs: 969 - Follows: 638 - Updated: 8/26/2013 - Published: 2/25/2011 - Beast Boy, Raven - Complete
Halo: Revelations by Terminal lance reviews
Mankind has rebuilt and recovered, peace has returned to the galaxay as they know it but not for long. As new enemies attack and the old return humanity and their allies must fight to survive a vast plot to destroy them and take control of the galaxy
Crossover - Halo & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 28 - Words: 168,017 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 5/26/2013 - Published: 1/14/2011
With Friends Like These by inactivatedaccount reviews
A broken god crashes onto the roof of Stark Tower, and Tony and Steve are horrified by what they find. As Loki's story unfolds, the Avengers discover what really happened when Loki was taken back to Asgard, and what he has endured for the past year. A powerful enemy emerges to threaten Asgard as Loki struggles to recover in the care of those who were once his bitterest foes.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 126,145 - Reviews: 2106 - Favs: 2,342 - Follows: 1,198 - Updated: 4/14/2013 - Published: 9/29/2012 - Loki, Thor, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Wind Maiden by Pirates VS Ninjas reviews
HakuFemNaru, At a young age, a female Naruto is beaten and left for dead far away from Konoha, but by following the wind she got up and ran off, only soon to be found and taken in by two traveling ninjas. FullSumInside... On Hold
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 31,841 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 861 - Follows: 819 - Updated: 7/2/2010 - Published: 2/7/2010 - Haku, Naruto U.
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Diaz Plan for Grandbabbies reviews
Marco's parents want magical royal-blooded grandchildren, and they have a plan to get them. Note: This is not my story. This was written by a talented anon on /co/ Rated M for language and sexual content
Star Vs. The Forces of Evil - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 47,238 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 8/2/2015 - Published: 7/22/2015 - Complete
The Dead Anomaly reviews
After the near destruction of Blithe Hollow, Norman Babcock gets shipped out to spend the summer with his relatives out west. But after meeting the Pines twins, Norman learns that the sleepy town of Gravity Falls might not be as peaceful as it seems.
Crossover - Gravity Falls & ParaNorman - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,637 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 35 - Published: 10/26/2014 - Dipper P., Mabel P., Pacifica N., Norman B.
Mass Effect: Corruption reviews
After the destruction of the Marker on Titan Station, Isaac Clarke and Ellie Langford find themselves picked up by an Earth vessel. But not everything is as it seems.
Crossover - Mass Effect & Dead Space - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,510 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 8/31/2014 - Published: 7/28/2012 - Shepard (M), Isaac C.
Half Life 3 reviews
Portal meets Half Life in this epic showdown between the Combine and the forces of Earth.
Crossover - Half-Life & Portal - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,925 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 19 - Published: 5/13/2012 - Alyx V., Chell
Assassin's Creed: Timeline reviews
When the Doctor lands in Florence, Italy during the Italian Renaissance, he finds himself swept up in an age-old struggle between the Assassins and the Templars.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,400 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 3/4/2012 - Published: 2/27/2012 - 10th Doctor, Ezio A.
The Truth reviews
Naruto has not been himself lately, so Hinata pays him a visit to try and comfort him.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,064 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/15/2011 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete