ShearEnvy
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Joined 08-13-09, id: 2046856, Profile Updated: 02-20-12
Author has written 2 stories for Twilight.

I'm a 30-something (yeah, that's all you're getting on the age thing) hairstylist (does that shock you? Didn't think so) and my love for the Twilight Saga brought me to FF. Wide Awake was the first one I read and my addiction spiraled out of control from there. I love to see all the different variations of the characters SM created and am seriously amazed by so many of the authors in the fandom.

*UPDATE 6/11/11* I have been getting lots of PM's concerned about the status of Making the Cut. I want to assure everyone that I WILL be continuing with the story. Unfortunately, RL issues in my personal life have to take precedence right now and I'm finding it difficult to find the time to devote to writing at the moment. Once things settle down and I am able to do so, I promise I WILL update. Thank you for your patience and understanding...I REALLY appreciate it!

Making the Cut rec'd for Fic Rec Friday on Twilight Sisterhood's Blog - Many thanks to ilsuocantante

Making the Cut on Southern Fan Fiction Review ( (dot) southernfanfictionreview (dot) com/2010/04/making-cut-by-shearenvy (dot) html?zx=f2de20067925274a) - reviewed by the beautiful kharizzmatik

Making The Cut on Twilighted (dot) twilighted (dot) net/forum/viewtopic (dot) php?f=44&t=5931&st=0&sk=t&sd=a

Oh yeah...and if you want to, you can follow me on Twitter :) (dot) com/#!/hairart1116

In addition to writing, I also beta for a few stories:

Emancipation Proclamation (since removed) and Pinky Swear ( (dot) fanfiction (dot) net/s/7068944/1/Pinky_Swear) by kharizzmatik

We Were Here ( (dot) fanfiction (dot) net/s/6562901/1/We_Were_Here) by lola-pops

Making the Cut Links:

Making the Cut Banner (dot) imageshack (dot) us/img91/9629/makingthecut (dot) jpg (made by the amazingly talented heather dawn)

The Salon (dot) static (dot) flickr (dot) com/3530/3859168803_d12cb28aca (dot) jpg (HUGE thanks to Nostalgicmiss for AMAZING collage!)

The Cast of Making the Cut (dot) imageshack (dot) us/img571/1866/mtccast3 (dot) gif (made by the amazingly talented kharizzmatik)

Chapter 1: Bella-Saturday; Alice-Saturday; Rosalie-Saturday; Edward-Saturday

Chapter 2: Bella & Alice's House (UPDATED by Nostalgicmiss with larger pics); Edward's House (UPDATED by Nostalgicmiss with larger pics)

Chapter 3: Bella; Rosalie; Edward

Chapter 4: Alice; Emmet

Chapter 5: Alice; Rosalie; Bella

Chapter 6: Bella; Alice; Rosalie; Edward & Jasper

Chapter 8: Bella & Edward Date Night; Jake, Angela, Ben, Tanya Date Night; Charlie & Renee Thanksgiving; Rosalie & Emmett Thanksgiving; Alice & Jasper Thanksgiving; Bella & Edward Thanksgiving

Chapter 9: Bella & Edward; Renee

The Men of ALEA

Chapter 11: Bella & Edward; Jake; Alice & Jasper

Chapter 12: Alice & Rosalie; Bella & Edward; Charlie & Renee; Bree; Emmett

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Take the Ice by bellamarie117 reviews
Competitive figure skater Bella Swan meets NHL hockey player Edward Cullen. Bella's Olympic dreams are crushed by injury. Can he help her find the strength to take the ice again? Will they find love and friendship in the meantime? A/H, M, E/B
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 444,309 - Reviews: 8716 - Favs: 8,468 - Follows: 4,214 - Updated: 9/7 - Published: 2/24/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Creature of Habit by EZRocksAngel reviews
Bella begins working for the elusive and distant Edward Cullen who she discovers is hiding behind an elaborate charade to maintain his secret lifestyle. Bella is determined to find out the mysteries of Edward Cullen but with what results? AU, OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 33 - Words: 189,624 - Reviews: 14807 - Favs: 12,848 - Follows: 5,777 - Updated: 3/23/2016 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Diva Diaries by KiyaRaven reviews
*TAKEN DOWN. MANY APOLOGIES.* Dear Diary, When he left, I became numb. Safe in a bubble of denial and bitterness. Now, he's back, and I've agreed to be his co-star in a new Broadway play. Obviously, if there were a Nation of Stupid People, I would be their Queen. A/H
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,477 - Reviews: 12863 - Favs: 5,903 - Follows: 5,277 - Updated: 2/19/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
We Were Here by lola-pops reviews
Upon waking, there's a brief, blissful period in which you don't yet recall the sins of the night before, but eventually, you have to open your eyes. I'm Bella Swan, seventeen years old, cheerleader. This morning I woke up in the wrong bed.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 105,737 - Reviews: 8347 - Favs: 8,347 - Follows: 7,872 - Updated: 2/13/2015 - Published: 12/17/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Drop by lola-pops reviews
That was the summer everyone stopped looking at me as Ben's little sister. Bonfires and beer. Sand and sun. We just kept climbing higher. None of us were ready for the drop.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 38,739 - Reviews: 1752 - Favs: 1,586 - Follows: 2,280 - Updated: 10/31/2014 - Published: 6/10/2014 - Bella, Edward
Tropic of Virgo by In.a.blue.bathrobe reviews
He's a young but jaded musician writing lyrics for his band, and she's a naive, frustrated poet looking to break out of her shell; their words collide online. What happens when they meet in high school, unaware of their literary connection?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 37 - Words: 150,577 - Reviews: 20453 - Favs: 13,821 - Follows: 5,638 - Updated: 9/9/2013 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Complete
Hiding in Plain Sight by limona reviews
Bella is a witness in peril. Emmett Cullen is the deputy assigned to protect her. When the witness protection program isn't safe, Emmett asks Bella to pose as his brother Edward's fiancée until the trial. AU, AH, ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 141,120 - Reviews: 10791 - Favs: 12,218 - Follows: 12,779 - Updated: 6/14/2012 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Bella, Edward
Pinky Swear by kharizzmatik reviews
Bella always knew she loved her best friend, but it isn't until she finds out he's engaged that she remembers just how much. How far will she go to make him see he's marrying the wrong woman? A story about finding your heart and losing your head. AH E/B
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 149,334 - Reviews: 7212 - Favs: 6,249 - Follows: 4,285 - Updated: 4/8/2012 - Published: 6/10/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Brotherly Devotion by goldentemptress reviews
When you play with fire you're gonna get burned. Bella's marriage has gone stale, and she soon finds herself tied up in a web of deceit involving her young brother-in-law Edward. Adultery is just as complicated as it seems...BPOV, Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 177,988 - Reviews: 4494 - Favs: 4,377 - Follows: 4,591 - Updated: 12/24/2011 - Published: 5/18/2009 - Bella, Edward
Unplanned Perfection by littlecat358 reviews
Bella and Alice were best friends, which made Bella the only girl off limits to Alice's brother Edward. When a party the summer after graduation gets out of control, Bella's world is turned upside down. "He doesn't know. I don't want him to."
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 42 - Words: 382,594 - Reviews: 13418 - Favs: 9,582 - Follows: 5,003 - Updated: 9/25/2011 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Rough Start by ItzMegan73 reviews
Overnight irresponsible Edward goes from bachelor to father of a 5 yr old. Meanwhile responsible, prepared Bella begins her first job as Kindergarten teacher at Forks Elementary. When irresponsible meets the epitome of responsible, sparks will fly!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 253,554 - Reviews: 23139 - Favs: 15,334 - Follows: 10,842 - Updated: 8/31/2011 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Ex Factor : Edward & Bella by AngelAtTwilight reviews
Edward & Bella are exes. 4 years later, fate gives them a new hand by reuniting them together in their father's joint cabin, with the assistance of their clashing friends. How will it end? Hmm. *AH, OOC, A/L, Canon/Uncanon couples.*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 786,765 - Reviews: 9359 - Favs: 7,170 - Follows: 3,469 - Updated: 1/25/2011 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Holding Out For You by ObsessingOverEdward reviews
After her divorce, Bella starts a new life with her son. She soon meets a handsome doctor, who is dealing with his own loss and is struggling to raise his two kids. It's a story of finding strength during adversity and learning to love again
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,793 - Reviews: 18549 - Favs: 7,738 - Follows: 3,740 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 11/20/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Super by CrumblingFool reviews
My entry for the A Picture Says It All contest. When the little stuff added up the universe was trying to say something. It was saying, "Stay home, Bella Swan." However, there is only so long a girl can reasonably be expected to go without Diet Coke.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,855 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 83 - Published: 10/16/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Legacy by newmoonaholic reviews
With her whole world destroyed and on the verge of ending it all, can Bella find the strength to go on? - O/S written for the "A Picture Says It All" contest. Winner-Honorable Mention. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,866 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/16/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Ladder to the Sun by Rosybud reviews
How can you die when you've never really lived? That's the problem Bella Swan faces when she's told she only has a year to live. Can she make up for a lonely, unhappy life in the short time she has left... and maybe find love too? All-human, EXB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 111,847 - Reviews: 2653 - Favs: 4,338 - Follows: 1,758 - Updated: 9/24/2010 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
For the Summer by camoozle reviews
Every year Bella waits for the 'Pay Checks' to roll into her sleepy river town and every year Edward's hers, just for the summer. AH, AU, OOC, B/E
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 176,780 - Reviews: 8928 - Favs: 7,945 - Follows: 3,987 - Updated: 8/19/2010 - Published: 4/30/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Summer of Salt by lola-pops reviews
The heat wave lingers. Sweet, savory and slick. Jasper, Rose and I wade through the humid days, content in our relative isolation. We spend June through August at our family lake property, and this summer is like any other. Until it's not.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 88,646 - Reviews: 4626 - Favs: 5,973 - Follows: 2,184 - Updated: 7/5/2010 - Published: 12/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Son of a Preacher Man by LaViePastiche reviews
The wild son of a famous televangelist, Jasper likes to love ‘em and leave ‘em. Will he meet his match in Bella, who’s in love with his sister’s boyfriend Edward? And what happens when Edward finally notices her? AH, B/E
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 189,838 - Reviews: 8218 - Favs: 4,846 - Follows: 3,019 - Updated: 3/8/2010 - Published: 5/12/2009 - Complete
Anything But Conventional by kyla713 reviews
Edward Cullen is an Army brat, who has his entire life planned out perfectly, and can't wait to get out of this utterly dull town of Forks, WA. But then a whirlwind in the form of Bella Swan enters his life..AU/AH,some OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 123,888 - Reviews: 2003 - Favs: 2,789 - Follows: 1,291 - Updated: 9/9/2009 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Red Line by WinndSinger reviews
Edward is an exotic male dancer. Bella is a college student studying psychology and needs a subject to do her thesis on. Bella pays Edward to belong to her for 2 weeks so she can study him. Things soon get very interesting between them.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 40 - Words: 351,671 - Reviews: 19634 - Favs: 12,679 - Follows: 5,782 - Updated: 5/1/2009 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Edward, Bella
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Making the Cut reviews
When a small town boy moves to the big city to pursue his dreams of becoming a cop and fate places him in the chair of a sexy, snarky hairstylist whose talent has her in high demand, will it be shear ecstasy or split ends? AH/OOC B/E
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 97,343 - Reviews: 2076 - Favs: 2,210 - Follows: 2,359 - Updated: 4/7/2011 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Bella, Edward
Off the Cutting Room Floor reviews
Outtakes, Smuttakes and alternative POVs for Making the Cut. AU/AH, future lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,696 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 79 - Published: 11/23/2009