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Author has written 2 stories for Twilight.

Take 3 minutes and try will freak you out...BUT NO CHEATING!

This game has a funny/spooky outcome.

Don't read ahead...just do it in order! It's worth a try.

First..get a pen and paper. When you actually choose names, make sure it's people you actually know and go with your first instinct.

Scroll down one line at a time...and don't read ahead or you'll ruin it!

1. First, write the numbers 1 through 11 in a column.

2. Then, beside numbers 1 and 2, write down any two numbers you want.

3. Beside the 3 and 7, write down the names of members of the opposite sex.

4. Write anyone's name (like friends or family...) in the 4th, 5th, and 6th spots.

5. Write down four song titles in 8,9,10, and 11. (Go with your instincts!)

6. Finally, make a wish.

And now the key for the game...

1. You must tell (the number in space 2) people about this game.

2. The person in space 3 is the one that you love.

3. The person in 7 is one you like but can't work out.

4. You care most about the person you put in 4.

5. The person you name in number 5 is the one who knows you very well.

6. The person you name in 6 is your lucky star.

7. The song in 8 is the song that matches with the person in number 3.

8. The title in 9 is the song for the person in 7.

9. The tenth space is the song that tells you most about YOUR mind.

10. 11 is the song telling you how you feel about life this bulletin (don't reply) within the hour. IF you do, your wish will come true...

If you don't it will become the opposite.

This is like wow. Please read Punk and Player. I love writing and it may take a few more days for me to upload chapters as i have school crap!

My name is Charlie. im addicted to twilight and i have 2 best friends Rhys and Dion. I don't know what type of person i am I like punk, chav,girly things im abit of everything =D

Punk and Player: Baseball in Bellas garden

Bellas shorts: (Copy and paste into search box)

Bellas top: (copy and paste into search box)

Bellas shoes: (copy and paste into search box)

Bellas hari style: (and again) (btw its creepy this is exactly like my hair style)

Yannoe this fat lad walked up to me today and said Hey fatty go sleep with my dad. bearing in mind im half his size I said go away tub tub and av a bath and then he said im not fat im anerexic (True story no offence to overweight ppl)

If you can read this message, you are blessed, because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg.

The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid.

Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae.

The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Amzanig huh?

Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you can read that please put it in your profile.

At age 8, your dad buys you an ice cream. You thanked him by dripping
it all over his lap.

When you were 9 years old, he paid for piano lessons. You thanked him
by never even bothering to practice.

When you were 10 years old he drove you all day, from soccer to
football to one birthday party after another. You thanked him by jumping out
of the car and never looking back.

When you were 11 years old, he took you and your friends to
the movies. You thanked him by asking to sit in a different row.

When you were 12 years old, he warned you not to watch
certain TV shows. You thanked him by waiting until he left the house.

When you were 13, he suggested a haircut that was in fashion.
You thanked him by telling him he had no taste.

When you were 14, he paid for a month away at summer camp.
You thanked him by forgetting to write a single letter.

When you were 15, he came home from work, looking for a hug.
You thanked him by having your bedroom door locked.

When you were 16, he taught you how to drive his car. You
thanked him by taking it every chance you could.

When you were 17, he was expecting an important call. You thanked him
by being on the phone all night.

When you were 18, he cried at your high school graduation. You thanked
him by staying out partying until dawn.

When you were 19, he paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus
carried your bags. You thanked him by saying good-bye outside the dorm
so you wouldn't be embarrassed in front of your friends.

When you were 25, he helped to pay for your wedding, and he told you
how deeply he loved you. You thanked him by moving halfway across the

When you were 50, he fell ill and needed you to take care of him . You
thanked him by reading about the burden parents become to their

And then, one day, he quietly died. And everything you never did came
crashing down like thunder on YOUR HEART.
Never take your dad for granted, you have no idea what you are missing. Love him
and thank him while he's alive.
If you truly love your dad, post this to your profile.

Did you know...
Kissing is healthy.
Bananas are good for period pain.
It's good to cry.
Chicken soup actually makes you feel better.
94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.
Lying is actually unhealthy.
You really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.
It's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.
89 percent of guys want you to make the first move.
It's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.
Chocolate will make you feel better.
Most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.
A good friend never judges.
A good foundation will hide a hickeys...not that you have any.
Boys aren't worth your tears.
We all love surprises.
Now...make a wish.
Wish REALLY hard!

Your wish has just been recieved.
Copy and paste into your profile in the next 15 minutes and...your wish will be granted

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Party With The Backstabbers by FireTurnsToAsh reviews
Bella Swan, the new kid on the block goes through hell at her new school when she mixes in with all the different 'cliques'. But when two of the most popular girls offer her the opportunity to join their 'crew' she learns who she really is. M for themes
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 30,819 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 6/26/2013 - Published: 7/2/2011 - Bella, Edward, Jacob, Rosalie
Modeling With My Best Friend's Brother by ELELNeko-kun reviews
Bella lives with her sister Rosalie, who just got her a job modeling for the famous painter Alice Cullen. She is being forced to model with a man she is forbidden to see. With a body like his, how will she resist? Did I mention it's nude modeling?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 34,053 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 294 - Updated: 2/26/2013 - Published: 4/29/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Most Eligible Bachelor by Lost In Fanfiction reviews
After years in seclusion, Edward Masen, a former teen pop star reappears as the Bachelor on a reality tv show. Will he find true love or heartache? E/B all human rated M HEA with a little drama (This story has some fictional exaggerated stereotypes)
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 48 - Words: 74,122 - Reviews: 3247 - Favs: 1,599 - Follows: 1,334 - Updated: 8/28/2012 - Published: 3/29/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Unknown Caller by AlwaysMyBella reviews
Seven year old Bella is home alone and hurts her finger. Having no one to call she dials a random number. Enter 8 year old Edward. Ten years of laughs, tears and friendship later, can it ever evolve into love? & is Edward closer then Bella thinks? AH/AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 32,973 - Reviews: 3120 - Favs: 1,906 - Follows: 1,990 - Updated: 6/13/2012 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Bella, Edward
Boarding school by shyyetcheeky reviews
Bella has everything, popularity, fab boyfriend, head-cheerleader. What happens when she meets Edward cullen a fellow student? What happens when she discovers her fellings for him have grown? Please R&R. Very OOC!Be warned.Discontinued
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,166 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/18/2012 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Bella, Edward
HIGH SCHOOL DRAMA by acdhnt reviews
Rosalie, Bella, and Alice are all adopted daughters of Charlie. They are rich, hot and smart. They move from Washington to California and meet the players of the school Emmett,Jasper,Edward.Lemons.Will the dramatic events drive them closer or apart?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 53 - Words: 161,981 - Reviews: 1133 - Favs: 917 - Follows: 692 - Updated: 2/11/2012 - Published: 10/20/2008 - Bella, Edward
Welcome to Drama Academy by twilightluver001 reviews
All the girls in East Coast Academy wanted one thing- the king, the playboy of the school,EDWARD CULLEN. What happens when the beautiful Isabella arrives and Edward is determined to make her his? Will she fall for the playboy? All HUMAN.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,055 - Reviews: 13061 - Favs: 6,138 - Follows: 2,786 - Updated: 11/7/2011 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Valley Pact by devilbabe1813 reviews
Rose, Alice & Bella are BFF's! About to start their freshman year in high school the girls make a pack. Stay friends, find love and become mothers BEFORE graduation. All-Human. RxEm AxJ BxEd
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 32,631 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 12/18/2010 - Published: 9/7/2009 - Alice, Jasper
We should have just played bored games! by Jacob is so mine reviews
Everyone is extremely bored so they decide to play a game of truth or dare.It gets really crazy...there going to all wish they never agreed to this.I know there are alot of these already but i swear this one is hilarious and very original
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 56 - Words: 98,055 - Reviews: 764 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 11/26/2010 - Published: 7/27/2009
The Famous by RainyDayLover reviews
Model and actress Isabella 'Izzie' Swan in attending The Cullens Institute of Petforming arts. What happens when she meets a certain green-eyed hottie? Reviews. First FF. Canon couples and RPATZ cameo
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 33,630 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 9/8/2010 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Edward, Bella
I Will Love You by twolden77 reviews
5 years after Edward left Bella. Bella is an English teacher. Edward is a new student in her class.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,861 - Reviews: 702 - Favs: 396 - Follows: 467 - Updated: 8/19/2010 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Bella, Edward
Alice's Blog by TheRandomHachi reviews
Hey! I'm Alice Brandon and this is my blog! Check here for all the gossip about me my friends and Forks High! I promise you'll laugh and love reading it!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 8,602 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/15/2010 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Alice
I hate you, you hate me let's keep it that way by lovsummergirl94 reviews
Bella hates Edward. Edward hates Bella. Or does he? Too bad he's her annoying, gorgeous boss....all human EXB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 78,334 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 5/30/2010 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Bella, Edward
Player by Emmett or Edward reviews
Edward is the school player. Bella hates players. What happens when Bella comes down to vist her dad. Will Bella change Edwards life? Will Edward stop his playing ways to be with Bella? All human
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 23,122 - Reviews: 476 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 3/16/2010 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Bella, Edward
THE PLAYERS by 2BEdwardspet reviews
Bella and Edward are actors and meet on the set of a new movie. Sparks fly, but there is a problem. Bella has a boyfriend. Edward must win her over. Comedy and Romance ensue for them and their friends. Will they or won't they? Some lusty scenes included!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 54,977 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 2/27/2010 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Bella, Edward
I Get Off by Britpacksuccubus reviews
When Bella becomes Edward's assistant and moves in across the street, what will happen when he takes in the view? And not just those of the skyline... AH, OOC, *Mature Adult for Language and Graphic Lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 224 - Reviews: 1655 - Favs: 1,433 - Follows: 1,662 - Updated: 2/17/2010 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Bella, Edward
Homeless, a Mother, a teenager, and Somehow Loved by Ms. Jessica Cullen reviews
I looked down at my freezing daughter, Nessie, in tears, I screamed, wanting to help her, do anything to help her. "Hello, miss? do you need any help with your daughter?" that's how my story with Edward Cullen began. Part Crack Fic!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 114,138 - Reviews: 690 - Favs: 693 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 2/14/2010 - Published: 9/8/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
First time by JustForLols reviews
Bella and Edward finally have sex for the first charlie's house...on charlies the living room. i know, i stink at summarys
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 22,965 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 2/6/2010 - Published: 5/28/2009 - Bella, Edward
Daddy's Little Girl by TheSpoiltOne reviews
Bella's a good girl, goes to a private girls school doesn't put a foot wrong. Goes out for one night with the girls and meets bad boy Edward who is from a public school and leads Bella off onto a different path... AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 31,588 - Reviews: 669 - Favs: 479 - Follows: 605 - Updated: 2/2/2010 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Bella, Edward
Vanilla Salt by BottledCoke reviews
Common girl, Bella and rich guy, Edward. It's a war between the "Perfects" and "Rebels" at Volturi Academy but behind closed doors, the clothes are gone. Edward wants to announce their status but Bella refuses to let him. AU/AH, BxE, Lemons, OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 46,563 - Reviews: 411 - Favs: 730 - Follows: 346 - Updated: 1/13/2010 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My Porn Angel by Shanice712 reviews
The swan's are in the Porn business. Charlie a producer, Renee one of the actress along with Bella. They go to Forks Washington to shot a video there. While they're there Bella has to go to school. What happens when the Cullen's see her?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,656 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 1/7/2010 - Published: 8/26/2009 - Edward, Bella
Player No More by LoveToReaddd reviews
Bella moves in with Emmett and Charlie when her mom is set to remarry. In Forks, she meets the Cullens and the Hales. She is drawn to Edward, but soon realizes he is the school player. Can she change that as she also realizes she has feelings for him?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,397 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 1/7/2010 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Bella, Edward
bella skater chic by XxXDanniiXxX09XxX reviews
bella is a skater.Edward has moved from chicago to live with his cousins alice and emmet.bella and the skater group dont really speak with jasper bellas brother and the group. what diffence will edward make? if any? im bad a summaries! plz R R! thanx!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,119 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 1/6/2010 - Published: 10/7/2009 - Bella, Edward
Sexy Pool Boy by Bethy99 reviews
Alice meets the sexy pool boy and tries to take advantage of the situation but it's turned on her. He takes charge. **LEMON ALERT**
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,558 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 12/27/2009 - Published: 9/7/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Shut up and Practice on Not Dying by BeauteRouge reviews
When time repeats itself, just a little reminder like a tampon box can change your life with a glance and a little counting. 7 years after Breaking Dawn. Regular ships & Jenessmee. Read and you'll love it. :D
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,981 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 12/9/2009 - Published: 9/29/2008 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie
SPICE AND LEMONS by vicky-twilight-obsessed reviews
Lemons galore as the three porn girls of the century arrive at their own boarding school, right into the hands of hundreds of horny guys, but three special guys in particular have caught their attentions... will it last, or will lust rule over the love?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,931 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 10/26/2009 - Published: 5/4/2009 - Bella, Edward
A Bloody Bad Day by omggirlnotgirlygirl reviews
Bella get's her monthly gift and Edward has no idea what to do. Alice comes to Edwards rescue and teaches Edward how to take care of Bella.... kinda. Really funny, especially because Alice actually has a period kit. It is rated T for a reason.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,649 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 10/17/2009 - Published: 8/28/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Next Door Neighbors by edwardandbellabelong2gether reviews
B&E were high school sweethearts.Separated for college.5yrs later they are neighbors and both married to other people.Can they stay away from each other? Read to find out.Full summary in the prologue.AU/AH…M for lemons & language
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 34 - Words: 123,682 - Reviews: 4418 - Favs: 2,941 - Follows: 1,521 - Updated: 9/30/2009 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Forks, WA We're back! by iamwallflowerxx reviews
This fanfic is about when the Cullen's return to Forks fifty years after they gradutate.. SO PLEASE READ.. And review. I like-love- those too. THANKS.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 21,006 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 9/16/2009 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
Mischief Has A Name by kill me tomorrow reviews
Miss Swan, I would like to arrange a meeting with you tomorrow afternoon to discuss on how your son has been acting recently. He hasn't been getting along with his new seatmate, Derek Cullen. Mr Cullen would also be present during the meeting. -Miss Karen
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,879 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 9/11/2009 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Bella, Edward
What are players for? by JessLovesTheGreen reviews
Edward is the schools biggest player and Bella is the misunderstood teenager but what happens when Alice gives Bella a makeover and Edward wants Bella? Drama there will be :
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 44,212 - Reviews: 870 - Favs: 401 - Follows: 309 - Updated: 9/3/2009 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Edward, Bella
Edward's baby has a baby by mrs. lylacullen reviews
When Edward bans Jacob from ever seeing Nessie again, they break the rule. They break it in a way that leaves the family crushed. They break it in a way that can change everything. They break it in a way that leaves Nessie pregnant.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,468 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 9/1/2009 - Published: 4/29/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie
Camping Trip to Remember by EdwardHasMyHeart reviews
Bella and the Cullens are going on a big camping trip for two weeks. But that's not even the best part! Jacob is going with them! Funny! Please review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,246 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 8/18/2009 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Bella, Edward
Tempting Desire by beautifulpink reviews
Lemons, a plot, and a description of what Edward and Bella do with 3 days to themselves, how Bella copes with soon having to leave Charlie, and how the Cullens and Swans become one family for at least an evening are included. Please read review...PLEASE!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,572 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/24/2009 - Published: 6/10/2008
Eachother's Perfect Match by WrittenByMe reviews
When new girl, Isabella Swan, moves to Arizona High, sparks fly but will Edward realise that she's his perfect match?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,665 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/10/2009 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Edward, Bella
High Heels and Runaway Frisbees by enamors reviews
Bella shares a very passionate and public kiss with a handsome, bronze haired stranger. Edward/Bella AU/AH one shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,102 - Reviews: 5276 - Favs: 4,854 - Follows: 4,130 - Updated: 3/4/2009 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
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Life As We Know It reviews
Bella's the new kid, Emmetts the old friend, Edwards the new flame.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,028 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/25/2009 - Bella, Edward
Punk and Player reviews
Bella is new to Forks High school and she is a punk, but Edward Cullen is a player will he change and be the one for Bella. new chapters asap, hope you find it funny. All Human ExB maybe AxJ EmxR x
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,170 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 10/7/2009 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Bella, Edward