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Joined 08-13-09, id: 2047004, Profile Updated: 02-21-12
Author has written 4 stories for Twilight.

I'm a 37 year old supermom to a spunky, sassy 9 year old. I'm a very creative person by nature and also extremely sarcastic. I am hopelessly addicted to all things Twilight. Although, I'm not new to writing, it's been a while. So I thought it was time to give it a try here and see what happens. I have lots of crazy ideas rolling around in my slightly unbalanced brain that I want to get out. Let's just pray I have the time and ability to do so. ;)

Big HUGE thanks to my amazing betas MaggieCullen and theswandive.

Things I love: My kid. My cars. My pooch. Cream soda. The F word. My camera. Making money. Sleeping. Shoes. Sex.

Things I don't love: Mornings. Inconsiderate people. Slow drivers. Non Bella/Edward parings. Slash. RL twifics (they creep me out).

And I don't think there is anything sexier than Robert Pattinson's scruff. Yeah that stuff over there in my avatar. Yum.

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Finding Bella

Image

The Call Girl

Climax Springs

Finding Bella Links:

Bella's Car

Bella's Man Toy, Ben

The Cullen's Kitchen

Olivia Grace

Follow me on Twitter! @MsRason

Finding Bella on Twilighted

NEED A BANNER, BLINKIE OR TWITTER BACKGROUND? WANT TO BE ENTERTAINED BY USELESS NONSENSE? THEN CHECK OUT MY BLOG AT www.msrason.blogspot.com.

Read Climax Springs, my story with NowforRuin, HERE!

Have questions? Just ask! Want to send me hate mail? That's okay too. If you need to contact me PLEASE DO NOT PM me here on FFn. I don't check them very often (or at all). Instead, find me on Twitter.

~Rason

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Baby Blues by BellaC874 reviews
Bella left Forks heartbroken and with a secret that she didn't dare tell anyone. When she has no other choice, she comes back to Forks to start again. But once Edward finds her back in town, can she trust him again? AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 155,993 - Reviews: 1882 - Favs: 1,593 - Follows: 1,819 - Updated: 4/7 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Plan - OUTTAKES by QuantumFizzx reviews
REMOVED. Thank you for your readership. Kept a few chapters up to explain why & share outtakes alter. Obsessed but unnoticed for over a year, she puts a plan in motion to catch the eye of the corner-office. That's her plan. Fate has another plan entirely
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,768 - Reviews: 19565 - Favs: 6,610 - Follows: 4,499 - Updated: 3/9 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Expectations and Other Moving Pieces by chrometurtle reviews
Everything I had done in my life seemed to lead up to this moment. The moment when I found myself bound inextricably to a man I didn’t love, trapped in a life I didn’t want. And if I left him, I would be entirely alone.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 227,237 - Reviews: 14949 - Favs: 8,475 - Follows: 8,895 - Updated: 11/11/2013 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Bella, Edward
Tropic of Virgo by In.a.blue.bathrobe reviews
He's a young but jaded musician writing lyrics for his band, and she's a naive, frustrated poet looking to break out of her shell; their words collide online. What happens when they meet in high school, unaware of their literary connection?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 38 - Words: 150,800 - Reviews: 19951 - Favs: 12,644 - Follows: 5,324 - Updated: 9/9/2013 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Complete
Creature of Habit by EZRocksAngel reviews
Bella begins working for the elusive and distant Edward Cullen who she discovers is hiding behind an elaborate charade to maintain his secret lifestyle. Bella is determined to find out the mysteries of Edward Cullen but with what results? AU, OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 33 - Words: 189,751 - Reviews: 14266 - Favs: 11,355 - Follows: 5,287 - Updated: 5/16/2013 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Blizzard by sheviking reviews
Bella is walking home during a blizzard and stumbles on a homeless man on the ground. Despite her better judgment she decides to save him from the cold, and the night turns into something she never expected. ON TEMP. HIATUS.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 168,232 - Reviews: 9212 - Favs: 7,340 - Follows: 7,510 - Updated: 3/11/2013 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Bella, Edward
Dusty by YellowBella reviews
She loves him. He loves her crazy. She's a hopeless romantic. He's just hopeless. She's afraid to let go. He won't let her. A story about a silly girl in love with a foolish boy. Here, forever is a lie. TeamBella23 - the realist and YellowGlue - the poet
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 409,514 - Reviews: 8126 - Favs: 4,362 - Follows: 4,147 - Updated: 12/20/2012 - Published: 12/21/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Laid Bare by Brits23 reviews
Desperate to taste-unable to deny. A defective vampire-a deceptive human girl. Monster and man discovers primal urges he never knew existed. Can it ever be enough? To drink her is completion, to touch her is , ExB OOC,Canon pairs
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 269,083 - Reviews: 4619 - Favs: 3,083 - Follows: 2,648 - Updated: 11/27/2012 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Pinky Swear by kharizzmatik reviews
Bella always knew she loved her best friend, but it isn't until she finds out he's engaged that she remembers just how much. How far will she go to make him see he's marrying the wrong woman? A story about finding your heart and losing your head. AH E/B
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 149,334 - Reviews: 7005 - Favs: 5,515 - Follows: 4,134 - Updated: 4/8/2012 - Published: 6/10/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Fallout by OCDindeed reviews
March 16/06 the world the Cullens knew ended. Faith, hope & love are powerful things. Edward finds out how powerful they are when he loses the one person who made his life worth living. Not just an E/B story. Entire Cullen clan is here, each with their own hardships. Set during a post-apocalyptic nuclear war. Try the Prologue before passing judgment. You might be surprised! NM/AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 325,178 - Reviews: 6506 - Favs: 4,184 - Follows: 3,156 - Updated: 3/24/2012 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Red Letter Year by theswandive reviews
Alice needs to leave her single life behind. Venturing out with her brother, she finds more than she expected in a pair of warm brown eyes. What started out as a physical need may, in fact, be more.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 91,673 - Reviews: 366 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 372 - Updated: 1/18/2012 - Published: 10/1/2010 - Alice, Bella
Nice Catch by PassionforTwilight reviews
Bella Swan is in for the shock of her life during a casual conversation with her adorable five year old son. Set after New Moon. Alternate Universe. ExB.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 62,822 - Reviews: 1369 - Favs: 1,397 - Follows: 1,482 - Updated: 11/27/2011 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Bella, Edward
Unexpected Circumstances by Savage7289 reviews
When a knight from another kingdom wins his choice of bride, he claims the handmaid instead of the princess. Isabella finds herself married and tossed into the middle of political schemes. What happens when she can't give him the one thing he must have?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 245,857 - Reviews: 24860 - Favs: 11,481 - Follows: 8,094 - Updated: 11/11/2011 - Published: 11/22/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Offside by Savage7289 reviews
Edward's the star keeper for the Forks High School soccer team, and is already being scouted by leagues overseas. Bella's just moved from Phoenix and interferes with his…focus. Soccerward lives! Rated M for the good stuff, of course.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 125 - Words: 170,098 - Reviews: 33026 - Favs: 6,302 - Follows: 4,033 - Updated: 8/30/2011 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Coloring Outside the Lines by WinndSinger reviews
Yes, it's the sequel to Red Line, finally! Edward and his family are starting their new life in Wyoming and it will not be easy. Can Edward really leave his past behind him and start all over again, being a father, lover, and cowboy?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 438,020 - Reviews: 7040 - Favs: 3,055 - Follows: 1,991 - Updated: 6/28/2011 - Published: 11/23/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Love in My Box by cosmoandmarvar reviews
Bella's an intellectual free spirit and Edward is a reserved, slightly geeky med student. They have a brief, but intense encounter on Sp Brk in Miami. Can they find true love through emails? There will be lemons and laughs. Look who's writing this!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 147,894 - Reviews: 8784 - Favs: 5,392 - Follows: 3,810 - Updated: 1/29/2011 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
That Girl by u2shay reviews
Bella has been alone for 4 months. Edward is gone. Alice's marriage is in tatters. Carlisle agonizes as his entire family is destroyed, until the day he receives a desperate call from the one person who can change it all: Bella Swan E&B Canon Pairing NMAU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 168,745 - Reviews: 2752 - Favs: 2,350 - Follows: 987 - Updated: 12/23/2010 - Published: 9/7/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Greatest Gift of All by theladyingrey42 reviews
Edward Cullen wanted. He wanted a thick cock in his throat and a sharp jaw beneath his fingers. The worst part? His wife knew it, too. Well, he thought it was the worst part, until for Christmas she got him exactly what he wanted: a threesome. PWP, E/B/J
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,919 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 702 - Follows: 163 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Edward - Complete
Holding Out For You by ObsessingOverEdward reviews
After her divorce, Bella starts a new life with her son. She soon meets a handsome doctor, who is dealing with his own loss and is struggling to raise his two kids. It's a story of finding strength during adversity and learning to love again
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,803 - Reviews: 18531 - Favs: 7,764 - Follows: 3,726 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 11/20/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Devil's Angel by ObsessingOverEdward reviews
My Harley, freedom and the women I have waiting for me up and down the California coast are my distractions, that was until my Beauty turned my world upside down. ExB, AH, OOC, Mystery/Suspense/Romance
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,884 - Reviews: 10897 - Favs: 2,690 - Follows: 1,808 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Incubus Anomaly by elusivetwilight reviews
Incubus: a sex demon that visits women in the deep dark of the night. Edward relies on his special gifts to consume his prey. What happens when he meets the one woman immune to his unique abilities? M for dark lemons and dark themes
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 157,262 - Reviews: 5970 - Favs: 3,622 - Follows: 2,551 - Updated: 11/15/2010 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Taking Over Me by JulesSC reviews
When Edward left Bella in New Moon, she never recovered. Saying her final goodbyes to the world, she hopes to get some peace. But something goes wrong and she ends up as a ghost. 75 years later, Edward and the Cullens comes back and finds her ghost. ExB.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,842 - Reviews: 496 - Favs: 410 - Follows: 475 - Updated: 9/23/2010 - Published: 12/17/2008 - Edward, Bella
The Blessing and the Curse by The Black Arrow reviews
By pretending she is falling for Edward, Bella is fulfilling Esme's dying wish. But sexy, possessive Edward can read her mind. Will she ever get into his? Can Bella forget the pain of her teenage years, and can she resist his relentless seduction? AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 140,448 - Reviews: 14088 - Favs: 14,620 - Follows: 8,102 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Hide and Drink by Savage7289 reviews
Bella's blood was just too tempting to be ignored. While Edward drags her around the world, barely keeping a step ahead of his frantic family, Bella battles the monster for possession of the gentler vampire inside her captor. Rated M-violence/Mature theme
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 35 - Words: 256,652 - Reviews: 6410 - Favs: 4,573 - Follows: 2,335 - Updated: 8/28/2010 - Published: 2/6/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A Litany at Dusk by duskwatcher2153 reviews
Edward's been a solitary vampire, hunting on the edges of society. He rejoins his family in Forks, ready to abstain and runs across a young woman praying. A choice must be made between one's heart, one's desires and one's soul. Darkward ExB AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 134,694 - Reviews: 5302 - Favs: 2,734 - Follows: 1,350 - Updated: 8/21/2010 - Published: 8/18/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
For the Summer by camoozle reviews
Every year Bella waits for the 'Pay Checks' to roll into her sleepy river town and every year Edward's hers, just for the summer. AH, AU, OOC, B/E
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 176,780 - Reviews: 8737 - Favs: 7,244 - Follows: 3,823 - Updated: 8/19/2010 - Published: 4/30/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Seducing Ms Swan by DQRC reviews
AU Post-NM. Teacher!Bella, Student!Edward; a struggle of wills, an attempt at seduction, a dark secret, a dash of UST, a gallon of attitude, antagonistic motorcycling, a hell of a lot of angst and one unforgettable scene in a snow storm.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 132,610 - Reviews: 5795 - Favs: 6,092 - Follows: 4,847 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Bella Gomez by ericastwilight reviews
Written for the There Will Be Blood Contest. Unexpected visitors surprise the Cullen Family, one from Jasper's past, the other held against her will. Inexplicable things happen that will change everything.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,319 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 83 - Published: 6/27/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Let Your Mercy Fall on Me by Robicorn reviews
What happens when bad girl Bella is forced to attend church when her newly saved mother forces her to go? What happens when the handsome Youth Pastor, Edward, catches Bella's eye? She puts into effect Operation Seduce Mr. Innocent. Will Edward fall from
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 44 - Words: 153,890 - Reviews: 3925 - Favs: 1,882 - Follows: 889 - Updated: 5/13/2010 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
To Enchant A King by handiangel reviews
Lady Isabella is new at the Tudor court of King Edward V of England. She catches his roving eye, causing the king to pursue her. However she has no interest in just being a fling. Set in Tudor England. ON HIATUS will be finished eventually .
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,531 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 423 - Follows: 518 - Updated: 4/18/2010 - Published: 10/28/2009 - Edward, Bella
Only Human by Amethyst Jackson reviews
Complete. A wish sends Bella back in time to Chicago, 1918, and to a human Edward. This story is baby-free.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 60,635 - Reviews: 5895 - Favs: 9,434 - Follows: 2,415 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The List by LauraACullen reviews
Four weeks before her wedding to Edward, Bella is frustrated. She knows there's little-to-no chance of getting him to bend his rules and boundaries now, but there's no harm in fantasizing about what could happen later. So she begins compiling a list...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 28 - Words: 195,361 - Reviews: 2880 - Favs: 4,948 - Follows: 1,814 - Updated: 3/18/2010 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Ghost by marie0912 reviews
Won 1.st place in The Sandbox "Things That Go Bump In The Night"- Contest: When Bellas mother died, she used the insurance money Renee left her to buy a home. But there seems to be someone in her apartment already. And he does not enjoy her company.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,166 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 3/1/2010 - Published: 10/29/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Dark Side of the Moon by blondie AKA robin reviews
New Moon from Edward's POV. Witness how Edward agonized over leaving Bella, hunted for Victoria, faced the Volturi, and came to realize that with Bella was where he was meant to be.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 176,408 - Reviews: 2529 - Favs: 3,307 - Follows: 1,457 - Updated: 2/26/2010 - Published: 5/23/2008 - Edward - Complete
Illegal Contact by Jen733 reviews
Edward Masen is a 29 year old former NFL football player, now coaching high school football in Forks. He leads a quiet life until he meets a woman that will change his life forever. What's been missing from his life may be right in front of him. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,799 - Reviews: 13186 - Favs: 7,152 - Follows: 3,925 - Updated: 2/25/2010 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
7 years to humanity by raok reviews
It has been 7 years since Edward left Bella in the woods. Now 24, Bella has grown into her own person and has moved on with her life in all facets. What happens when she lands up in the ER only to find that Edward has moved on too?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 78,822 - Reviews: 804 - Favs: 562 - Follows: 298 - Updated: 11/27/2009 - Published: 3/23/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
While You Were Gone by LauraACullen reviews
What if the wolves didn't get to Bella before Laurent bit her? This is the story of Bella being changed despite Edward leaving to prevent it. How will her change impact their chance for a future together? Rated M; not for younger readers.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 74,297 - Reviews: 748 - Favs: 1,228 - Follows: 484 - Updated: 11/27/2009 - Published: 5/14/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
It's Better When I Bleed For You by xxSiLvErDrAgOnxx reviews
When Laurent and Bella cross paths in the meadow, Alice sees that Bella doesn't manage to escape before Laurent attacks her and all goes black. But what Alice can't see is the arrival of the pack, interupting Laurent's meal. 80 years later in Chicago...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 68,693 - Reviews: 1915 - Favs: 2,397 - Follows: 2,398 - Updated: 10/4/2009 - Published: 5/22/2008
The Acclimation Diaries by booboo.kitty2.0 reviews
All told from EPOV, The Acclimation Diaries chronicles Edward’s struggles with learning control & taking things 1 step at a time as he acclimates to Bella sexually in prep of their impending wedding night. Can he keep his desire in check or will his snap?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 88,700 - Reviews: 1118 - Favs: 1,395 - Follows: 568 - Updated: 9/18/2009 - Published: 3/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Falling For You by Jen733 reviews
Bella Swan has gone through crappy date... after crappy date, causing her to lose all hope for a good guy. Until she meets Edward Cullen, a divorced father of two. They have an instant connection when they meet, but will love come easily for them? AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,159 - Reviews: 8117 - Favs: 5,009 - Follows: 1,969 - Updated: 9/8/2009 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Readjusted by muggleinlove reviews
Bella is a single mom who was jaded by her exhusband, Mike. She is struggling to put her life back on track when she meets Edward. Edward is a hot shot corporate lawyer who has sworn off love and kids. What happens when the two meet at a club?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 101,792 - Reviews: 6487 - Favs: 4,807 - Follows: 2,276 - Updated: 7/12/2009 - Published: 2/9/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Past Comes Back to Bite You by sillybella reviews
AU: After Edward left Bella went to Jacksonville to live with her mother. Years later, after her husband dies, she returns to Forks with her daughter. What will Edward think when he passes through? What will Bella's daughter think of Edward? B&E
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 75,552 - Reviews: 2761 - Favs: 1,761 - Follows: 1,746 - Updated: 7/11/2009 - Published: 1/20/2007
The Red Line by WinndSinger reviews
Edward is an exotic male dancer. Bella is a college student studying psychology and needs a subject to do her thesis on. Bella pays Edward to belong to her for 2 weeks so she can study him. Things soon get very interesting between them.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 40 - Words: 351,671 - Reviews: 19326 - Favs: 11,938 - Follows: 5,466 - Updated: 5/1/2009 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Edward, Bella
The Truth About Heaven by Mezzanottex3 reviews
I came down here to tell you... it rains in Heaven all day long. I want to find you so bad... and let you know I'm miserable up here without you. ::Edward/Bella:: ::oneshot::
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,792 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 407 - Follows: 91 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Thirteen Reasons Why by runaway xo reviews
Edward proves his love to Bella by showing her thirteen reasons why he loves her. Takes place after Eclipse. Major Fluff. NOW COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 43,971 - Reviews: 1440 - Favs: 1,357 - Follows: 411 - Updated: 5/31/2008 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Complete
Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8290 - Favs: 7,406 - Follows: 1,694 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
Vampires in Vegas by vjgm reviews
Alice and Rosalie decide to take Bella to Vegas for a bachelorette party against her will. The boys feeling leftout, decide to get themselves into a little trouble too. 1st fanfict...rated T
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 40,254 - Reviews: 1463 - Favs: 1,992 - Follows: 410 - Updated: 9/28/2007 - Published: 9/21/2007 - Complete
Attention, WalMart Shoppers by sillybella reviews
Edward has decided Bella needs protection. What kind ofprotection? The kind you can buy at Walmart. In the pharmacy.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,536 - Reviews: 1714 - Favs: 3,091 - Follows: 617 - Updated: 1/29/2007 - Published: 1/24/2007 - Complete
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Image reviews
Bella Swan is America's Sweetheart. Edward Masen is a photographer for Maxim. Bella's publicist wants her to sex up her image in order to break from her good girl persona. In comes the sexy photographer that not only changes her image, but also her life.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 19,545 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 377 - Updated: 2/28/2012 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Bella, Edward
Finding Bella reviews
Edward doesn't return after leaving Bella in the forest in Forks. Eight years later, Edward discovers she lives nearby & is persuaded by his family to find her. What he sees will shock him. Can he love the person Bella has become? Lemons. OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 101,014 - Reviews: 582 - Favs: 533 - Follows: 539 - Updated: 12/25/2011 - Published: 9/13/2009 - Edward, Bella
The Call Girl reviews
Edward and Bella meet for a very interesting night of unclothed fun and pleasure. Includes an entire lemon tree.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,633 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 46 - Published: 12/27/2010 - Edward, Bella
The Christmas Tree reviews
Climax Springs - Hickward outtake. Edward helps Sandy from SouthernFanFictionReview dot com with a Christmas tree. She helps him out in the barn, if you know what I mean and I think ya do *wink*. This was written for Sandy's birthday. A taste of citrus.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,766 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/14/2010 - Edward - Complete