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Author has written 9 stories for Naruto, and Avatar: Last Airbender.

I want you to remember that no one ever won a war by dying for his country. You won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country. (Gen. George S. Patton, Jr.)

The world is no longer a romantic place; some of its people still are however, and therein lies the promise. Don't let the world win. (John Cage, "Ally McBeal")


Me

Age: 16

Gender/Sex:Female

Love:Chocolate, purple, Supernatural, Rodney Mckay, Merlin, Discworld, and Xander Harris.

I'll mainly be writing Orochimaru/Kabuto, Kakashi/Iruka, and Zuko/Sokka fics here in this journal. However, that might not always be the case, as seen by Breaking Out and Life's Funny.

Naruto and ATLA, however, are not the only fandoms I love and the above are definitely not the only ones I ship. I'm a lurking fan of Spike/Xander, Sheppard/Mckay, and Castiel/Dean. One day I'll probably bastardize their fandoms with my writing as I have with the above poor bastards. Thankfully, I'm obscure enough to leave only a small scar, lol.

Fanfiction Pet Peeves:

1. Kabuto and/or Orochimaru bashing. Let's get one thing straight about Orochimaru, he's a sadistic, mad scientist, not a drag queen. Not that there's anything wrong with being one, but whenever someone makes him one, he's this creepy, child molestor. Just because he's pale and has black hair (a little like Michael Jackson) doesn't make him a pedophile. Look at all the other Naruto/every anime known to man, characters, a good amount of them are pale, brunettes. Secondly, Kabuto is not his whiny bitch. If you pay attention in the manga, the two times he ran away from Kakashi--one time so as not to interfere with his boss's plans, the second because Orochimaru was wounded badly and if he had fought Kakashi, he would have wasted chakra that he could've saved his boss with. He's as good a medic as Tsunade, and Kakashi's equal. He's not a coward. He's smart. Secondly, Kabuto may be a smartass, but he's not ugly. He's one of the hotter Naruto guys, and I never call anime characters hot. Which is exactly why I'm writing Feather Duster.

2. Death to yaoi. Is it lonely up there on your pedistal? I'm not gay, but you don't see me flaming things just because...they don't make babies? Because, you know, baby making is so fucking crucial to our society. Oh, and, I read somewhere that homophobia is a display of a person's subliminal want/need to get it on with someone of the same gender. Just saying.

3. Yaoi overload. I don't care where you live. On earth, everyone's not gay. I'm sorry.

4. Sentences of Japanese. Romaji. I picked the English option, not the Japanese. I get that sometimes you want to put in stuff like, Sayonora, Konnichiwa, or Hai, but this is like, sentences of dialogue that I have to scroll down to the bottom to understand (or look it up on the internet) and then struggle to reclaim my space again. I usually abort those reading missions.

5. Other Character Bashing. Ok, Naruto's not mentally retarded (although, it's true, he's not the brightest light). Sakura and Ino are not evil, bitchy whores. Although they can be kind of annoying, they're competent, complex, etc. Sasuke's not completely heartless. Hinata stutters, but you can still understand her, she doesn't stalk Naruto and doesn't need a guy for her to survive. However, she can be spineless but I think she's growing out of it. Thank God. Just because Kiba acts a bit animalistic doesn't make him stupid. Shino's quiet, not creepy. (Well, maybe a little creepy.)

Neji's not a drag queen.

I'm glad to say that, besides the slight Azula-hating(not what I'd call bashing) the Avatard community is all-good.

6. Character glorification. The sun doesn't shine out of their asses.They have faults.

7. Too much character OOC. Neji's not evil. I already talked to you about Kabuto and Orochimaru. Hinata won't suddenly become busty version of Ino/Sakura. Lee, Sakura and Ino aren't shy. Hinata is.

Zuko's not a sunshine boy.

I feel as if this is going to come back and bite me one day, but this list is mostly for me, anyways.


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Vanilla Twilight by FlyingCoffeeMug reviews
Prompt fill: Mickey and Ian holding hands
Shameless, 2011 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,340 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/2/2013 - Ian G., Mickey M. - Complete
Look What You've Turned Me Into by Slaughter Daughter reviews
This, Mickey thought, eyes gazing up at the ceiling fan despairingly, was never meant to happen. Mickey decides to be honest when he thinks Ian is sleeping.
Shameless, 2011 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,596 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/1/2013 - Ian G., Mickey M. - Complete
Change The Way You Kiss Me by ShamelessHo reviews
It happened once, but now Ian wants Mickey to kiss him again. (Mini fic that takes place between episodes 5 and 6 of season 3 of Shameless. There is a HUGE spoiler if you haven't seen episode 5! Also. I suck at titles.) Thank you for reading :)
Shameless, 2011 - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 911 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/21/2013 - Ian G., Mickey M. - Complete
It Never Happened by ShamelessHo reviews
He thinks I'm asleep. I can pretend I'm asleep... Ian/Mickey
Shameless, 2011 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 676 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/27/2012 - Ian G., Mickey M. - Complete
Predators by Kahuna Burger reviews
Xander is finally bringing a boyfriend to meet the Scoobies... Spike doesn't like him.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,579 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/11/2011 - Published: 6/28/2011 - Spike, Xander H. - Complete
Sympathy for the Devil by Sakuri reviews
Complete. Slash AU. In a Sunnydale without Buffy, Spike is being held captive by the Initiative. When a newly de-souled Angelus arrives in town, he may be the only one with knowledge enough to stop him. Enter Xander, new Initiative recruit, demon magnet.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 42 - Words: 106,809 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 8/12/2010 - Published: 1/5/2010 - Xander H., Spike - Complete
Pleasant Valley Blues by Rat-chan reviews
Yes, folks, KKBB AU has arrived. Prison AU. Harry goes to prison and Perry is his new cellmate. Rated T for now, for language, but the rating will go up later. Eventual slash content.
Kiss Kiss Bang Bang - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,639 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 7/24/2010 - Published: 6/13/2010
Konoha's Falling Leaves by chickenwire reviews
Because everyone has a story. Sets of drabbles travelling though the Naruto character list until it is finished. Updated weekly. This week: Koyuki Snow Princess
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 53 - Words: 15,347 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 6/24/2010 - Published: 3/20/2008 - Koyuki
Black Tie and Tails by itsu-sual reviews
Worth's little sister is getting married. And if he has to go to the wedding, so does everybody else, damn it. Various pairings, some swearing, lots of fluff.
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,864 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Hanna F., Zombie - Complete
Have to Drive by McStories reviews
A psychotic cop-killer has a score to settle with McGee. Tony's vehemence about protecting his Probie takes him by surprise, especially when it begins to develop into more than simply a desire to protect. Now completed.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 81,721 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 490 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 1/3/2010 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Tim M., Tony D. - Complete
Larceny by micah.n10 reviews
Officer Hatake realized very quickly that the teenage shoplifter he had in custody wasn't the only one in trouble. KakaIru. YAOI. DRABBLE. Written for the kakairu100 community.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 363 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Reflexive by LuipaardJack reviews
I take my spirit and I crash my mirrors..." - Jimi Hendrix. McGee's morning after. Slash, dub-con.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 560 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Tony D., Tim M. - Complete
Pocket Change by the Sin Hunter Alchemist reviews
In which Kakashi needs a new mask, Iruka needs an escape plan, and the ninja of the mission’s room need a life. Sequel to Pieces.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,752 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 5/1/2009 - Kakashi H., Iruka U.
When Kakashi Went to Walmart by ImogenSapphire reviews
Its kinda a one-shot featuring a adorable Kakashi and a bit of Iruka.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 463 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/26/2009 - Published: 5/19/2009 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
The Grudgingly Acquainted by micah.n10 reviews
A collection of one-shots following both Kakashi and Iruka’s adolescent interactions... because every Genin and ANBU should have a friend, whether they want one or not. KakaIru. YAOI.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,312 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 5/23/2009 - Published: 4/29/2009 - Kakashi H., Iruka U.
Man To Man by Kyatto no Edo reviews
Set right after The Boiling Rock. Sokka and Zuko decide to go on a fishing trip to bond like the manly men they are.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,326 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/20/2009 - Zuko, Sokka - Complete
But Here Have Pride and Truth by LuipaardJack reviews
How McGee found out about the sake bombs. Slash. Missing Series
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,638 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/21/2009 - Tony D., Tim M.
Streaking by 3VAD127 reviews
Sokka hated his new outfit: pale green silk and dorky white socks. So when Toph came up with the most brilliant plan ever, how could he say no? It’s not like those rich people would notice a couple of naked kids streaking through their backyard. BFF!Tokka
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,456 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/30/2009 - Sokka, Toph - Complete
Queen Of Hearts by Kanki Youji reviews
I've finally realized that I will never be the Queen of Hearts" - Misa drabble. Spoilers for end of the series
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 840 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Misa A. - Complete
Orochimaru Saves? Christmas by Selvanic reviews
A total crack fic. Christmas hits a bit of a snag, and Kabuto manages to convince Orochimaru to do the right thing. For the wrong reason. Implied OroKabu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,080 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Orochimaru, Kabuto Y. - Complete
Wrong Tent? by Spike and Tabby reviews
Sokka stumbles into the wrong tent. Zuko/Sokka Happy Christmas Tabby!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 711 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Zuko, Sokka - Complete
They are by Plastic Roses reviews
They hurt, and heal, and see, and kill, and cry, and wipe away their tears, because it is their duty as kunoichi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 724 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Sakura H., Hinata H. - Complete
Tall Tales by RosylaGypsy reviews
Sokka weaves an epic story, with the reluctant assistance of Zuko and Suki. The audience is quite unprepared for this performance. Slight Sukka, Zukka, post-The Boiling Rock. One-shot.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,108 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/6/2008 - Sokka, Zuko - Complete
A Little Lesson in Waltzing by Narcotic Dollie reviews
In which Sokka recruits Zuko to help him master dancing before an upcoming dance and their relationship takes a turn in a different direction. One-Shot, Au, ZukoSokka, ZukoxSokka
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,224 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Sokka, Zuko - Complete
Get Over Yourself, Mary Sue by hannahjap reviews
We all hate Mary Sues. In this fic, the ever-so-perfect -or so she thinks- Sakura stumbles through a parody of Sue-fic life, deluded of her own annoyance level. Did you ever wonder what canon characters think of Sues..? Well, here you go...
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,875 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 1/13/2008 - Zuko, Sokka - Complete
The Raven Parody by twin1313 reviews
If Edger Allen Poe was around in the 21st century.
Edgar Allan Poe - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 439 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Complete
Unpeeled Fruit by hello camel reviews
Zuko, Sokka, gen; - "You're peeling that orange all wrong."
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,478 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/26/2007 - Zuko, Sokka - Complete
Elephant Woman by vague.poppyseed reviews
Temari has always despised sweet, soft things. TemariHinata implicitexplicit yuri
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 806 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/9/2007 - Temari, Hinata H. - Complete
Please say Please by 30on40 reviews
Hinata is faced with a startling dilemma. Have her first kiss with a shark, or give it to her lazy lab partner? An AU ShikaHina one shot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,169 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/26/2007 - Hinata H., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Rare Ranting of a Yaoi Fan by Usagi Youkai reviews
I don't usually rant and I rarely post random fics with me in it, but I've decided to point out some of Sokka's gay moments, so lets see what branches from there, hinted ZukoSokka and JetSokka. This not to be taken seriously and is discontinued.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 33,036 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 10/26/2007 - Published: 7/20/2006 - Sokka, Zuko - Complete
How To Hit On A Chuunin by nayru-kleinefee reviews
[KakaIru, GenRai] What could be the best way to pick Iruka up? Kakashi and others give it a try.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,444 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 24 - Published: 5/1/2007 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Don't You? by TheSilentTrowaBarton reviews
Au One shot When the Fire Nation four, The gaang, and Iroh all end up hiding out from Long Feng, there’s there’s bound to be a sleepover. Sokka gets Zuko to open up about Mai. short fic
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,018 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/9/2007 - Sokka, Zuko - Complete
Dude Looks Like a Lady by kigen reviews
AU, crossdressing, ZukoSokka. Zuko and Sokka make a bet, which ends up with Sokka in a dress and Zuko as his boyfriend for the day. And it all goes down hill from there.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 39,791 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 3/5/2007 - Published: 12/14/2006 - Sokka, Zuko
Getting Along by seca reviews
Aang tries to figure out how to get Sokka and Zuko to get along with each other. AUish in the fact Zuko is somehow traveling with Aang and company. shounenai Zuko x Sokka
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 660 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/31/2006 - Sokka, Zuko - Complete
Gender Mixup x 2 by Jesus.Lives reviews
Challenged on Livejournal to write an 'Iroh pushing for Sozu' type story. Poor Sokka.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 310 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/30/2006 - Zuko, Sokka - Complete
Rain by Sankou-chan reviews
She always watches the rain as the crystals slide down her windowsill. It's not a hobby, but she's always there, by the windowsill, staring out at the world she lives in.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 203 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/28/2006 - Hinata H., Sakura H. - Complete
Kakashi Discovers FF by internalfugue reviews
This is what I wrote for my friend's challenge. It's just a ficlet about our favourite jounin and how he discovers FanFiction. No real pairings, but implied KakaIru. Rated for not so mild language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 479 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/23/2006 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Not Subtle Enough by KitsuneSam reviews
Conversation between Kakashi and Iruka. Kakairu.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,159 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/7/2006 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Beautiful by sexypancake reviews
[ZukoSokka]Long calloused fingers skimmed along tanned thighs, causing shivers to break out in the body below him. Soft whimpers edged him on...
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 440 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/12/2006 - Zuko, Sokka - Complete
Cuckoo in the Nest by Lizbeth Marcs reviews
Tony Harris always knew there was something off about the kid. From the day he was born, he and Jessica never had anything but bad luck. COMPLETE.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 22,412 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/4/2005 - Xander H., Xander H. - Complete
Mama Sokka by PallaPlease reviews
Requestfic. He's more like his mother every day. [complete]
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,153 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/13/2005 - Complete
Contrite Spirits by Lizbeth Marcs reviews
Faith and Xander are waiting for a newly discovered Slayer at the Basilica of Ste-Anne-de-Beaupre and find answers to questions they were afraid to ask. COMPLETE
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,215 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/22/2004 - Xander H., Faith L. - Complete
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Life's Funny reviews
AU- Hinata was just an average, artfag student with a crush on the popular blond jock Naruto. Until she got to know his genius childhood friend. No, not Sasuke. SakuHina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,151 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Hinata H., Sakura H.
Breaking Out reviews
Sasuke's missing and Shikamaru went to look for him. Too bad a run-in with the wrong woman lands him in jail for murder. It's too troublesome to rot in prison. HidaShika Yaoi. Shounen-ai. AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,378 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/20/2010 - Hidan, Shikamaru N.
Offensive reviews
Sokka was a jock with a one sided crush of his best friend, and a closet poet. He'd never been attracted to a boy. That is, until he met Zuko, an aspiring rockstar that won't stay out of his head. Zukka
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,787 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 6/19/2010 - Published: 10/26/2009 - Zuko, Sokka
Flaming Twinkie reviews
AU-Anko told Iruka that since people want what they can't have, he should be what no woman could have: gay. That backfired on him, but who ever said back-firing was a bad thing? KakaIru yaoi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,129 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/6/2009 - Iruka U., Kakashi H.
Denial reviews
AU "I'm not gay!" Sokka was so far in denial, it would take an army to get him out, or maybe just Zuko. Zukka slash shoujo-ai. TO BE RECONSTRUCTED.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,030 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/25/2009 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Sokka, Zuko - Complete
Pretty Princess reviews
AU Sokka's sent to an All Boys Boarding School after a boomerang 'accident' with a teacher, and is put into a program, a Princess Program, where pretty boys are princesses. He made the cut. Eventual Zukka. Crossdressing. UNDER RECONSTRUCTION.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,512 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/24/2009 - Published: 9/7/2009 - Sokka, Zuko
Darling reviews
It was a stupid bet. Stupid. Sokka thought he'd win. Stupid him. cross dressing Zukka m/m slash shoujo-ai.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,943 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 10/23/2009 - Published: 10/7/2009 - Sokka, Zuko
Save The Dolphins reviews
Hiatus. cross dressing AU Iruka has to cross dress to help Anko broaden her scope of fans. Everything goes on normaly, well as normal as things can get with Anko, until Iruka catches the eyes of a porn reading Hatake. Main: KakaIru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,068 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/18/2009 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Kakashi H., Iruka U.
Feather Dusters reviews
cross dressing AU Kabuto's a nurse out of luck, and out of work. So when he's offered a job serving as Orochimaru's maid, no matter how demeaning the uniform, he takes it.TO BE REPLACED. DISCONTINUED.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,159 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Kabuto Y., Orochimaru