Author has written 9 stories for Naruto, and Avatar: Last Airbender.
I want you to remember that no one ever won a war by dying for his country. You won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country. (Gen. George S. Patton, Jr.)
The world is no longer a romantic place; some of its people still are however, and therein lies the promise. Don't let the world win. (John Cage, "Ally McBeal")
Love:Chocolate, purple, Supernatural, Rodney Mckay, Merlin, Discworld, and Xander Harris.
I'll mainly be writing Orochimaru/Kabuto, Kakashi/Iruka, and Zuko/Sokka fics here in this journal. However, that might not always be the case, as seen by Breaking Out and Life's Funny.
Naruto and ATLA, however, are not the only fandoms I love and the above are definitely not the only ones I ship. I'm a lurking fan of Spike/Xander, Sheppard/Mckay, and Castiel/Dean. One day I'll probably bastardize their fandoms with my writing as I have with the above poor bastards. Thankfully, I'm obscure enough to leave only a small scar, lol.
Fanfiction Pet Peeves:
1. Kabuto and/or Orochimaru bashing. Let's get one thing straight about Orochimaru, he's a sadistic, mad scientist, not a drag queen. Not that there's anything wrong with being one, but whenever someone makes him one, he's this creepy, child molestor. Just because he's pale and has black hair (a little like Michael Jackson) doesn't make him a pedophile. Look at all the other Naruto/every anime known to man, characters, a good amount of them are pale, brunettes. Secondly, Kabuto is not his whiny bitch. If you pay attention in the manga, the two times he ran away from Kakashi--one time so as not to interfere with his boss's plans, the second because Orochimaru was wounded badly and if he had fought Kakashi, he would have wasted chakra that he could've saved his boss with. He's as good a medic as Tsunade, and Kakashi's equal. He's not a coward. He's smart. Secondly, Kabuto may be a smartass, but he's not ugly. He's one of the hotter Naruto guys, and I never call anime characters hot. Which is exactly why I'm writing Feather Duster.
2. Death to yaoi. Is it lonely up there on your pedistal? I'm not gay, but you don't see me flaming things just because...they don't make babies? Because, you know, baby making is so fucking crucial to our society. Oh, and, I read somewhere that homophobia is a display of a person's subliminal want/need to get it on with someone of the same gender. Just saying.
3. Yaoi overload. I don't care where you live. On earth, everyone's not gay. I'm sorry.
4. Sentences of Japanese. Romaji. I picked the English option, not the Japanese. I get that sometimes you want to put in stuff like, Sayonora, Konnichiwa, or Hai, but this is like, sentences of dialogue that I have to scroll down to the bottom to understand (or look it up on the internet) and then struggle to reclaim my space again. I usually abort those reading missions.
5. Other Character Bashing. Ok, Naruto's not mentally retarded (although, it's true, he's not the brightest light). Sakura and Ino are not evil, bitchy whores. Although they can be kind of annoying, they're competent, complex, etc. Sasuke's not completely heartless. Hinata stutters, but you can still understand her, she doesn't stalk Naruto and doesn't need a guy for her to survive. However, she can be spineless but I think she's growing out of it. Thank God. Just because Kiba acts a bit animalistic doesn't make him stupid. Shino's quiet, not creepy. (Well, maybe a little creepy.)
Neji's not a drag queen.
I'm glad to say that, besides the slight Azula-hating(not what I'd call bashing) the Avatard community is all-good.
6. Character glorification. The sun doesn't shine out of their asses.They have faults.
7. Too much character OOC. Neji's not evil. I already talked to you about Kabuto and Orochimaru. Hinata won't suddenly become busty version of Ino/Sakura. Lee, Sakura and Ino aren't shy. Hinata is.
Zuko's not a sunshine boy.
I feel as if this is going to come back and bite me one day, but this list is mostly for me, anyways.
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