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Joined 08-13-09, id: 2047367, Profile Updated: 07-08-12
Author has written 2 stories for Twilight.

Hi there!

One of my old friends put me on to fanfiction and after the first story I read, I fell head-over-heels in love with the sight. I love reading fanfics and have found that I love writing them, as well. I've only dipped into the Twilight kingdom, but really, there are so many Twilight stories that I'm not interested in reading much else. Maybe I will someday, but for now it's all Twilight, baby! But hey! Who wouldn't want to read about Edward (and his peen!) all the time and never get bored? (Hahaha. Me.)

Wide Awake and Teenage Angst Brigade are on the list of the first five fics I ever read on here and after looking around at other profiles it seems they were also a close first read for a lot of others, as well. The first story I read on fanfiction (thanks to said friend above) was actually Behind Enemy Lines. I found it's storyline sooo amazing and I haven't been able to find it again since. *sadface* But, anyhoo, it was those amazing fics that got me started here and I'm eternally grateful to those authors for that! They give all of us noob, peeon authors a goal to shoot towards with our writing.

XOXO

I live life in Texas with a dog, a cat and an in-progress collegiate career.

I'm anti-Kristen. Sorry if that offends. I can't picture her at all when I read Bella. I've never been able to. I think it's the man-voice. Just sayin'. I'm also anti-spiders. I will scream like a small child if one is in my close proximity. Big girl panties be damned. Screaming is guaranteed. I am pro-Edward-Monster-Peen, though. Just sayin'. Girly parts tingle if the monster peen is involved. And I'm definitely pro-Rob. I could always picture him as Edward. But when I first started reading the series, I had trouble not picturing him in the black uniform robes from Harry Potter. I kept telling him he wasn't allowed to be Cedric and Edward at the same time. He finally listened somewhere between New Moon and Eclipse. C:

UNEXPECTED EVENTS is on hiatus. I have no clue wether I will ever go back and finish it, but as of now I really have no drive to do it. And to all of you new readers who are suddenly putting On The Hunt on your favorites all of the sudden, HI! Leave a review if the urge presents itself after reading! Pretty please? I know the physical appearance of the please makes no difference, but it'd sure mean a lot to me anyways!

Thanks for reading?

XOXO,

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My Devil by ExquisiteEdward reviews
Bella has a less than stellar love life. That is, until a new neighbor moves in next door. But how long will it take her to overcome her hatred of the cocky, fast-talking, self-absorbed jerk? Humor, no angst. AH E/B.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 102,509 - Reviews: 1973 - Favs: 2,136 - Follows: 1,986 - Updated: 4/28 - Published: 7/23/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Creature of Habit by EZRocksAngel reviews
Bella begins working for the elusive and distant Edward Cullen who she discovers is hiding behind an elaborate charade to maintain his secret lifestyle. Bella is determined to find out the mysteries of Edward Cullen but with what results? AU, OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 33 - Words: 189,624 - Reviews: 14712 - Favs: 12,244 - Follows: 5,589 - Updated: 3/23 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
We Were Here by lola-pops reviews
Upon waking, there's a brief, blissful period in which you don't yet recall the sins of the night before, but eventually, you have to open your eyes. I'm Bella Swan, seventeen years old, cheerleader. This morning I woke up in the wrong bed.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 105,737 - Reviews: 8279 - Favs: 7,887 - Follows: 7,785 - Updated: 2/13/2015 - Published: 12/17/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Plan - OUTTAKES by QuantumFizzx reviews
REMOVED. Thank you for your readership. Kept a few chapters up to explain why & share outtakes alter. Obsessed but unnoticed for over a year, she puts a plan in motion to catch the eye of the corner-office. That's her plan. Fate has another plan entirely
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,687 - Reviews: 19578 - Favs: 6,494 - Follows: 4,432 - Updated: 3/9/2014 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Tropic of Virgo by In.a.blue.bathrobe reviews
He's a young but jaded musician writing lyrics for his band, and she's a naive, frustrated poet looking to break out of her shell; their words collide online. What happens when they meet in high school, unaware of their literary connection?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 37 - Words: 150,577 - Reviews: 20287 - Favs: 13,355 - Follows: 5,516 - Updated: 9/9/2013 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Complete
Written in the Stars by Lissa Bryan reviews
Edward is king of a dying race, his planet torn by civil war. Bella is abducted to become his bride. From college student to Queen... Can she learn to love this strange man and help save his people? AU/OOC, Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 33 - Words: 167,029 - Reviews: 7938 - Favs: 9,260 - Follows: 3,738 - Updated: 7/21/2012 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Hiding in Plain Sight by limona reviews
Bella is a witness in peril. Emmett Cullen is the deputy assigned to protect her. When the witness protection program isn't safe, Emmett asks Bella to pose as his brother Edward's fiancée until the trial. AU, AH, ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 141,120 - Reviews: 10670 - Favs: 11,887 - Follows: 12,514 - Updated: 6/14/2012 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Bella, Edward
Resident Geek by cdunbar reviews
Geeky Edward thinks he has absolutely no shot with the popular, beautiful Bella. Is he right, or will she be one of the many girls who thinks geeks make for better lovers? M for language, sexuality, and some underage drinking. A little OOC...ok, a lot OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 95,911 - Reviews: 5460 - Favs: 6,715 - Follows: 5,218 - Updated: 12/13/2011 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Vampire in the Basement by michellephants reviews
While hunting one afternoon, the boys stumble upon what appears to be a corpse. When they learn it's a severely broken vampire, they take him home to do what they can to help. But of course, fate has plans for this man. Canon Couples. AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 164,189 - Reviews: 11600 - Favs: 9,332 - Follows: 6,620 - Updated: 10/30/2011 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Maiden by beegurl13 reviews
Raised by a Comanche tribe in 1870's Texas, Bella must learn to live in an ever changing world. What happens when she loses the man she loves, only to find another man she wants more, but he's married... E/B, M, AH. FAGE2 story written for ZenOneness
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 88,403 - Reviews: 1391 - Favs: 951 - Follows: 528 - Updated: 9/11/2011 - Published: 3/15/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Shop Woman by Zhivago3 reviews
A glimpse of her in a corset was all it took to capture his imagination. Will he act on impulse or keep her a mere fantasy? Entry for Curvaceous and Bodacious contest... CONTINUED!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 40,746 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 8/10/2011 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Rosalie, Emmett - Complete
Portrait of A Girl by Zors reviews
Edward, smartest student at St. Bart's School for Boys, always thought he was straight. That is, until he met new student Ben Cheney. But what happens when Edward discovers that Ben is actually a girl who goes by the name of Bella Swan? AH AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 94,559 - Reviews: 1795 - Favs: 1,572 - Follows: 1,884 - Updated: 4/22/2011 - Published: 5/14/2009
Elemental by TallulahBelle reviews
AU/AH: When the Swans return to their birthplace, Bella learns she is no ordinary teenager, and Forks is no ordinary town. Can she fulfill her destiny with the powerful Edward Cullen, or will the dark forces that threaten their families destroy them all?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 30 - Words: 189,571 - Reviews: 9220 - Favs: 9,004 - Follows: 4,975 - Updated: 2/8/2011 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Blessing and the Curse by The Black Arrow reviews
By pretending she is falling for Edward, Bella is fulfilling Esme's dying wish. But sexy, possessive Edward can read her mind. Will she ever get into his? Can Bella forget the pain of her teenage years, and can she resist his relentless seduction? AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 140,448 - Reviews: 14336 - Favs: 15,734 - Follows: 8,422 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Breakfast by LostDownTheRabbitHole reviews
Follow up to "Three of A Kind". E/B/Em/R have breakfast the morning before heading home for X-mas break. R&B teach the boys some new tricks and the fun begins.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,757 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 8/16/2010 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Bella, Edward
An Unexpected Hero by Amore Declare reviews
Bella finds herself in a unique position, trapped by vampires who want her only for a meal, can she escape, and will there be someone behind enemy lines helping her? AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 34,275 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/8/2010 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Man in the Mask by MarchHare5 reviews
Continuation of Halloween a Go-Go. When Bella takes Rosalie’s advice to make James her boyfriend at a Halloween party, she gets more than she expected. Who is the man in the mask? AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 21,862 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 7/28/2010 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Bella, Edward
Summer of Salt by lola-pops reviews
The heat wave lingers. Sweet, savory and slick. Jasper, Rose and I wade through the humid days, content in our relative isolation. We spend June through August at our family lake property, and this summer is like any other. Until it's not.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 88,646 - Reviews: 4522 - Favs: 5,713 - Follows: 2,101 - Updated: 7/5/2010 - Published: 12/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Safe With You by sheviking reviews
One-shot birthday present for my beta, Melanie. Bella takes a nanny job for the summer with a rich family. When she meets Edward, the incredibly hot gardener, she is sure that he will break her heart if she isn't careful. Lemons and the usual stuff.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,335 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 993 - Follows: 228 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Love Among the Microbes by kimpy reviews
Can a lab geek ever find the woman of his dreams? Well, he may be able to find her, but can he convince her to go on a date? Dr. Cullen does his very best to win over Dr. Swan's heart. Gigglesnort Awards Judge's Choice Winner.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,694 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 80 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Daedalus in Exile by EZRocksAngel reviews
After leaving Forks, Edward follows a path of weakness and isolation while eventually seeking redemption from the only person who can absolve him. Alternate Universe, B/E
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 21 - Words: 86,525 - Reviews: 4774 - Favs: 2,383 - Follows: 1,335 - Updated: 2/15/2010 - Published: 9/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bitter Sweet Symphony by I'mwiththevampires08 reviews
Rose and Edward make a bet. Will the school playboy be able to turn Bella into a vixen and get James to ask her out to prom? Will Edward make a good teacher and teach Bella everything she needs to know? Oh yes, there will be lemons! All human, OOC and Can
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 201,689 - Reviews: 8720 - Favs: 5,429 - Follows: 5,103 - Updated: 1/13/2010 - Published: 9/7/2008
Temptations of the Unloved by BittenBee reviews
Surrendering himself to a rare, exquisite beauty, Edward Masen trades in his bloodlust to dance on the edge of sexual temptation with another lonely soul. 1st Place Winner in the Bridal Style Anonymous One-Shot Contest. AU, Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,180 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 30 - Published: 12/16/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Trapped in Heaven by lovedforeternity reviews
Bella, an outgoing advertising executive finds herself in a compromising position with a sexy man as the elevator in her office building breaks down. As she fears death, will this be the final chapter of her life, or will they save each other? All human
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 21 - Words: 58,200 - Reviews: 1067 - Favs: 1,744 - Follows: 943 - Updated: 10/6/2009 - Published: 8/26/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Must Have Been Love by wtvoc reviews
AU-Human, Normal pairings. Alice thinks her roommate and her cousin are Made For Each Other. What say her cousin and her roommate? And why is it that love always has to get so very, very complicated?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 125,012 - Reviews: 3458 - Favs: 3,250 - Follows: 2,052 - Updated: 8/2/2009 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Of Curses and Cures by SiriuslyPadfoot'sGal reviews
AU: Edward is finally prepared to begin his medical career—a career ninety-years and four medical degrees in the making. He is, however, anything but prepared for the change that comes with his first patient... Bella Swan.FORMERLY TITLED BEST MEDICINE.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 60,392 - Reviews: 1400 - Favs: 1,011 - Follows: 1,231 - Updated: 7/28/2009 - Published: 2/27/2008 - Edward, Bella
The Green Eyed Monster Comes Out to Play by kimpy reviews
Bella Swan is a nurse in the Pediatric ICU, where Dr. Edward Cullen works. Sexual tension has been building between them for months. Will a session of heavy flirting over tequila shots resolve it? Second place winner in the Parkaward Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,026 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 702 - Follows: 183 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Boys of Summer by Rochelle Allison reviews
Bella's sixteenth birthday is made perfect by a kiss from a beautiful boy, but then she doesn't see him again for three years. Does he even remember her?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,759 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 947 - Follows: 224 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Pirate and A Lady by BittenBee reviews
Captain Edward Masen runs his crew and ship by attacking vessels and acquiring his loot through piracy. Will the dignified Isabella Swan see past his ill gotten gains for the man he truly is? Example for the AoE Contest. One-shot, Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,631 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 67 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Bella Swan: Kidnapper by Kambria Rain reviews
Um. Hi. I don’t really know how to say this, but I have your kids with me, and I was thinking maybe you would like them back. So yeah… call me.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 74,736 - Reviews: 8905 - Favs: 14,958 - Follows: 3,127 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Nymph and the Waterfall by Pastiche Pen reviews
Someone is spying on Bella at an "inconvenient" time. There's a gnome and a crap ex-best friend. All-human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 83,768 - Reviews: 3118 - Favs: 3,207 - Follows: 1,079 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
High Heels and Runaway Frisbees by enamors reviews
Bella shares a very passionate and public kiss with a handsome, bronze haired stranger. Edward/Bella AU/AH one shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,102 - Reviews: 5270 - Favs: 4,797 - Follows: 4,123 - Updated: 3/4/2009 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
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On the Hunt reviews
Edward catches Bella in an unexpected position. Who is more surprised? There are some hunts where the hunted want to be captured. Lemony sweet.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,699 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/16/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Unexpected Events reviews
AH, OOC: When Bella gets into a situation she almost doesn't escape from, it starts a reaction that affects her and all of her friends-new and old. M for all the things you read fanfiction for! CanCops NO RAPE!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,990 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/23/2010 - Published: 11/2/2009 - Bella, Edward