I Love Akatsuki Foreverrr!!
Age: The modern age
I am always out of place. Well, never mind.. I'll always be:)
And sorry if I didn't upload any stories yet. You see, we don't have internet in our house.
One thing's for sure, I LOVE YAOI!! X3
(Note: Don't Try to READ my fav authors if you hate yaoi)
Here are some quotes for you to read.. I hope it makes you smile or chuckle!(I'll try to find some more..)
A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.
All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.
I used to have Mad Cow's disease, but I'm alright Nooooooooow.
I'm a Christian and proud! Copy this into your profile if you are too!!
If you want to learn Japanese, copy/paste this into your profile.
If you know Japanese a little,copy/paste this into your profile.
If you hear voices of the Naruto characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile. By the way, Tobi says that he's a good boy!!
Post this on your profile if you have ever had a major fan girl moment.
If you believe that Naruto is the Best Anime out there then copy and paste this onto your page to spread the word.. Narutards forever and ever!!
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.
If you love the copy paste thingies,copy and paste this on your profile.
If you think Orochimaru is what you get when Michael Jackson and Voldemort have unprotected sex, C&P this into your profile.
Doing homework sucks. Copy and paste this into your profile if you agree.
93 of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If your part of the 7 that would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Deidara's Manialoll 4 Ever, Edward's One True Love, ANBU Inu, oceaneyes85253, MaybelleDragon-chan, TheEmoSideOfMe, ChristinaAngel, EdwardlovesChristyalways, Shoelacey, KlutzyBurnette, CrazyHorseNinja, xxIxAMxTHExPIExx, Mamoru4ever, SilentWhiteRose, Velgamidragon, NightmareTroubador,IReadNoNonsense,Miyuki-My-Lady
If you are a yugioh fan , then put this on your profile
If you have ever ate chocolate, looked at how much you ate and say you are going to get fat, then ate more chocolate because of this, copy and paste this into your file
If you have ever ate chocolate, looked at how much you ate and say you are going to get fat, then ate more chocolate because of this, copy and paste this into your fileIf you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you're quiet a lot but you're ALSO really loud, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you agree that I have way to many of these, copy and paste this in your profile. God totally owns fanfiction, everyone on it, every thought concerning it, every thought otherwise in the world, every particle in the world and universe, Is and loving and amazingly forgiving (takes a dramatic gasp of air and continues) has power and wisdom beyond even our wildest dreams, and DOES EXIST . If you agree, please, do copy and paste. A professor was teaching a class of students about logic. He was trying to prove that there was no God. "Has anyone in this class seen God?" He asked. No one answered. "Has anyone in this class touched God?" Still, no answer. "Then that proves it." The professor concluded. "There simply is no God!" Suddenly, a student stood up. "Has anyone in this class seen the professor's brain?" He said. No one answered. "Has anyone in this class touched the professor's brain?" Again, no answer. "Then that proves it." The student said. "Our professor simply has no brain!" I'm a Christian and proud! Copy this into your profile if you are too!! If you are the type of person who reads these types of things because you think they're hilarious, copy this onto your profile. If you think Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you agree that I have way to many of these, copy and paste this in your profile.
God totally owns fanfiction, everyone on it, every thought concerning it, every thought otherwise in the world, every particle in the world and universe, Is and loving and amazingly forgiving (takes a dramatic gasp of air and continues) has power and wisdom beyond even our wildest dreams, and DOES EXIST . If you agree, please, do copy and paste.
A professor was teaching a class of students about logic. He was trying to prove that there was no God. "Has anyone in this class seen God?" He asked. No one answered. "Has anyone in this class touched God?" Still, no answer. "Then that proves it." The professor concluded. "There simply is no God!" Suddenly, a student stood up. "Has anyone in this class seen the professor's brain?" He said. No one answered. "Has anyone in this class touched the professor's brain?" Again, no answer. "Then that proves it." The student said. "Our professor simply has no brain!"
I'm a Christian and proud! Copy this into your profile if you are too!!
If you are the type of person who reads these types of things because you think they're hilarious, copy this onto your profile.
If you think Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.
If you are against real fur on clothing then put this on your profile.
Deidara will never be forgotten and will live on in our hearts. If you think this PLEASE copy and paste this in your profile. (Poor Deidara-Sempai)
If you can raed tihs, cnorgadluatoins! you are one of the samrt peploe who dno't need to look at the wrod idniviudlaly, but as a wolhe! Olny samrt poelpe can raed tihs bceuase tehy are good raedres. Msot good raedres can raed wrdos wehn the frist and lsat ltetres of the wrod are the smae, and tehre are the smae auomnt of lteters in the wrod...if you could read that, copy and paste this onto your profile
98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.
If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
If you've ever sung a song you hated so much, copy and paste this into your profile. Stupid Elmo song...
If you have ever laughed so hard you either choked, hyperventalated, had your sides cramp, or all of the above copy and paste this on your profile
If you love Naruto so much you wish the characters were real so you coud be one of them, copy and paste this on your profile
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this on your profile. (it says enter with permission only... I wonder why...)
If your profile is long, copy this onto it to make it even longer
If you have ever dreamed about being an Anime Character, copy and paste this into your profile
If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc. then copy this into your profile!
If you avoid teen fads and don't live your life according to others copy and paste this.
I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it. If you are insane, enjoying every second, and proud of it, copy this and paste it into your profile. Believe it!!
If you are obsessed with something considered childish for someone your age, copy this into your profile. Anime, video games, cartoons, comics, you name it...
If you've ever threatened a computer or video game console, copy and paste this into your profile. Nobody says "game over" to me!!
I once read that only math can save us now. Put this in your profile if you're screwed.
Some "Bleach" quotes:
"Good morning Espada. We're being attacked but first... lets have some tea." - Aizen xD
Gintoki: Why are you hiding your eyes like that? Have you been up all night playing tetris?'
Gintoki: "Every since childhood we've dreamed of being pirates. We're looking for the fabled treasure they call "One Pack", right Zura?"
Gintoki stopped by a metal detector: "Could it be that this can even detect the blade of the soul?"
Gintoki-staring at his hand in the toilet when there wasn't any toilet paper left "Do u know why people have 2 hands? thats because..."
Gintoki: When a woman says something’s cute, a man just can’t trust it.
Student: No way! Your cigarette smell will spread.
Kagura: "You don't need a driver's license to hit and run!"
Katsura: "Eyebrow Zombies..How about we call them Zombrows?
Sacchan: Everybody okay? We got everyone?
Okita: "Wow, the Commander sure is popular. The ignorant masses follow her every where she goes -fall off a cliff and die, Hijikata you bastard."
Matsudaira: "Anyone who wears sunglasses is an assassin."
Kondou: "If we're not careful, Sougo will become a sadist."
Gintoki: "My hands' a hook; I can only be a pirate or a coat hanger now!"
Shinpachi: Gin-san, this isn’t looking good.
Matsuda: "Ryuzaki, is there anything I can do to help with the investigation... besides the manager thing?"
Light: " & I'll kill criminals with my left hand! &, I'll take a POTATO CHIP!
... and EAT IT!!"
Ryuk (Talking to Light): "But if you kill all the bad people...you will be the only bastard left."
L: "If you keep my secret, this strawberry is yours."
L: "My number of friends has increased yet again..."
L: "Bang! Bang! Bang! If I were Kira, you'd all be dead by now."
L:Why are you staring at me? Are you annoyed that I am the only one who has cake?
L: Are you gonna eat that cake?
Misa: random babbling about light
L: I doesnt matter what you say, I will be taking that cake..
"No need to tell me, Kakuzu"
"Now! Let's savor the utmost of suffering together!"
"You're already under my curse."
"As the other dies, their agony radiates through my body, and living through it is pure ecstasy!"
"Kakuzu-chan, pretty please? With sugar on top?"
"(to Kakuzu) Shut your goddamn hole!"
"End of the line"
"Dude, that was weak"
"(to Kakuzu after being fooled by Kakashi's bunshin) Oops, you saw that?"
"Are my scythe and abilities that scary?"
"Seriously, can I beat the crap out of you someday? Just once?"
"(To squad ten) Does Konoha bury their dead? Cause thats going to be a pain in the ass digging up that bounty"
Catchphrase "Art is a blast!"
"Fine art is the beauty of that single fleeting moment of explosion."
Last words, to Sasuke "Now show me your fear! Drown yourself in the awe... and despair! Cry like a lost child! Because my art... is a BLAST!"
(To Sasuke) "Those eyes!! Those goddamned cocky eyes of yours! It drives me insane!"
"Life's only beautiful… because it's so fleeting, so transient."
(After discovering Sasori's death) "Like anything is left for the future as a thing of eternal beauty... He got killed straight off!"
"Why is it that the Uchiha clan was known by all and feared by all? I'll show you what the Sharingan can do when it's wielded by a true heir of the bloodline."
"You are not even worth killing."
"Being the best isn't all it's cracked up to be. When you have power, you become arrogant and isolated from the world, no matter how coveted and sought after you are in the beginning."
"I've lost all hope for this pathetic clan."
"You are weak. Why are you weak? Because..., you lack hatred."
"Foolish little brother, if you wish to kill me, hate me, detest me, and survive in an unsightly way. Run, run and cling to life. And one day, when you have the same eyes I do, come before me."
"People live their lives bound by what they accept as correct and true. That's how they define "Reality." But what does it mean to be "correct" or "true"? Merely vague concepts... their "reality" may all be a mirage. Can we consider them to simply be living in their own world, shaped by their beliefs?"
"We are brothers. That is a unique bond. I am the barrier you must overcome, so you and I will continue to exist together, even if you hate me. That's what being a big brother means."
(Last Words, to Sasuke) "I'm sorry Sasuke. This is the last time"
"My massive blade, Samehada... does not slice. It shreds!"
"I heard that that kid Zabuza fought you."
"I'll enjoy shaving you to death."
"Itachi, it would be annoying if he moved around... Perhaps we should cut off a leg or two."
"It seems this beast has the brain of one as well."
"I take back what I said earlier. You have the brain of an insect, not a beast."
"My five sharks will rip you to shreds!"
(To Kakashi in the anime)"I heard you and that punk Zabuza had it out awhile back..."
(To Jiraiya in the anime)"You're being outwitted by a little boy, I must say Master Jiraiya, but that is really disappointing, especially when you're one of the three Sannin."
(To Guy in the anime) "Might Guy, huh? Mighty stupid looking guy!"
"I'll cut you to ribbons!"
"We're both of the same breed, after all... motives for war are of no concern. Religion, ideology, resources, land, spite, love, or just because... no matter how pathetic the reason, it's enough to start war."
"Sensei... you're still just a normal person. But I, living in an infinite universe of pain, have grown from a person into something more."
"People who have a weapon will inevitably use it... hundreds of millions of people will be killed instantly. And the survivors would be completely terrified! All the people... all the world... will learn what true pain is!!"
"This is nothing compared to the pain the world will suffer."
"Those who do not understand true pain can never understand true peace."
"We are Pain! We are God!!"
""We are but men, drawn to act in the name of revenge we deem to be 'Justice.' But when we call our vengeance 'Justice,' it only breeds more revenge...forging the first link in the chains of hatred.""
"Peace is right before my eyes."
"It is because we love that we sacrifice...and hate."
"Since I don't like waiting or making other people wait... I'll end this quickly."
(To Kankuro) "For my name to be known all the way down to a kid like you... is an honor."
"It's been a long time... since I've used myself."
"But honestly, do you really think it'll be that simple?"
"Fine art is something wonderful that's left long into the future...eternal beauty."
"A puppet user's ability is measured by the number of puppets they can use."
"Great puppet masters think alike, I suppose."
"That is a considerable amount of puppets. But... proceeds to summon one hundred puppets of his own With this, I took down a country."
(To Sakura)"I won't be able to move for much longer. Before that, I'll do something pointless for you... a... reward for defeating me... you wanted to know about Orochimaru didn't you...?
(To Chiyo and Sakura) "How I'll explain this... how long it took me to take down a little girl and an old hag... that I even had to take out my last trick... Aka Higi: Hyakki no Souen... I will show you
White side: "Aloe vera?" Black side: "Just ignore him."
To Madara White side: "Well excuse me for not being able to move at the freakin' speed of light."
To Tobi about joining Akatsuki Black side: "Idiot. It's not that simple." White side: "It'll be all right. Tobi is a good boy."
To Hidan White side: "When you're sad and alone..." Black side: "...all you can count on is yourself."
When Kirabi's body turns into a tentacle during extraction White side: "Ahahaha a tentacle!" Black Side: "Don't laugh"
Politically correct ways to say someone is stupid
A few clowns short of a circus.
Too much yardage between the goal posts.
how many angels could dance on his head?
Ways to Annoy Some of the Akatsuki
MORE WAYS TO ANNOY AKATSUKI..
1.chase him with a flame thrower
2.ask him if he is still a puppet “down there”
3. set him up on a blind date with Sakura
4.crap all over his puppet making tools
5.while he is sleeping eat his arm
6.worship pudding in his room
7.tell him that Deidara is sexier than him
8.chase him with a fire extinguisher
9.run around like an idiot
10. run around like an idiot with Deidara
11. fill his shoes with whipped cream
1.tell him his art sucks
2.eat his pillow
3.write SasoDei fan fictions and then read them to everyone in the base
4.call him a girl
5.for his birthday buy him a dress
6.dye his hair a random variety of colors
7.run around like a crack addict with Tobi
8.randomly tackle hug him in the middle of missions
9.tell everyone that he is your bitch (works better if you are a guy)
10.dye all of his clothes pink
11.ask him if his hands talk
1.tell him his religion sucks
2.buy him an Ichigo doll
3.when he asks you what it is tell him it’s Jashin
4.color his scythe pink
5.ask him how babies are made
6.replace his nail polish with acid
7.serve him lemonade, make absolutely sure that you put salt in it
8.when he asks you what it is say, “Oh, whoops, I must have given you that lizard pee that I was going to give to Kakuzu.”
9.eat his pendant
10.when he blows up at you for that tell him not to worry and that he’ll get it back in a few days
11.every time he starts to talk scream “MONKEYS!!1!!”
1.ask him why he covers his face
2.ask him where else he has stitches
3.poison the toilets
4.completely destroy everything valuable in the Akatsuki lair
5.call him a big weenie
6.eat a dollar in front of him
7.burn money in front of him
1.tell him the cake is a lie
2.constantly remind him that his sempai dies
3.eat his mask
4.call him an orange
5.tell him you know his true identity
6.push him off a cliff and see if he lives
7.while he is sleeping put him in a straightjacket
8.call him a Cyclops
9.use any means necessary to make him cry or scream like a little girl
1.get in to the habit of calling him Sasuke
2.while he sleeping cut his hair to make him look like Sasuke
3.remind him that he dies, ALL THE TIME
4.call him a weasel
5.ask him when the next mating season for weasels is
6.tell him to stop wearing mascara
7.send him to rehab
8.get high on cheese wrappers and run around the base like a lunatic
9.paint him green
10.tell him that sharingan sucks
1.us any means necessary to be taller than him
2.constantly call him “Shark Boy”
3.eat a shark in front of him
4.make him dinner and when he asks you what it is, smile evilly and say “Your long lost cousin, why is that a problem?”
5.file his teeth down
6.kill all the fish in the world
7.worship a toilet in his room
8.write “I am a big fat stupid fish, so eat me” in permanent marker on his forehead
1.put her in a paper shredder
2.shred paper in front of her
3.chase her with scissors
4.tie her up and give her to Tsunade
6.chase her with a flamethrower
7.attempt to drown her
8.ditch her in the middle of a volcano
1.spray him with weed killer
2.poison everything before he eats it
3.forget to water him for a month
4.tell him that everything he eats is an endangered species
1.ask him if he is emo
2.every time he says “Akatsuki” add “are all fcking gay whores” at the end
3.tell him that you eat emos
4.every time he starts to talk scream random stuff like-“pepto bismol, yaoi, monkeys, cheesecake, etc.
5.call him Ichigo
6.every time he kills someone, roll your eyes sarcastically and say “ and that, children, is the true meaning of Christmas”
7.grin like an idiot every time he walks into the room
8.tell him that Konan is really a man
9.buy a kitten and start calling it Juriya (just to make him feel guilty about killing pervy sage)
10.whenever he fights Naruto, point to him and say “look Naruto, it’s your mom!”
11. try the static sock trick on him (put on a pair of socks, scrub them up against a carpet or rug for several minutes, then get up and walk over to him and see if you get shocked.
30 ways to annoy Itachi
1. Claim Itachi listens to Backstreet Boys.
2. Put peanut butter in his Akatsuki coat.
3. Hug him at 5 A.M.
4. Get totally wasted (necessary for number 5).
5. Puke on him.
7. Accuse him of being a girl.
8. Tip Sasuke on where Itachi is.
9. Use Sexy no Jutsu on him.
10. Prove to the world that he's gay.
11. Take photos of him and Kisame. Photoshop them so it looks like they're kissing. Post on Internet.
12. Tell a pack of rabid fangirls where his room is.
13. Take Kisame's sword and blame Itachi for it.
14: Stick a note under his pillow that says, "I love you, Itachi! From: Sasuke"
15. Whenever you see him, start singing "Pop Goes the Weasel"
16. Show him a SasukeXItachi Yaoi fic that's rated M.
17. Record his reaction.
18. Release Naruto after they catch him and say it was Itachi's fault.
19. Cut his hair while he's sleeping.
20. Also apply make up. (Lipstick, eyeliner, blush, mascara, and eye shadow)
21. When caught, tell him Deidara told you to do it.
22. Tell him the Uchiha clan really didn't die.
23. Throw a party for all of the Akatsuki but him.
24. Kiss him in front of all the Akatsuki.
25. Make him laugh.
26. Say that you have pervert senses.
27. Later, tell him that they go off whenever he's around.
28. Get baby pictures of him.
29. Dare him to kiss Kisame. If he doesn't do the dare, use the baby pictures as blackmail.
30. Tell him he's the kindest person you've ever met.
Hope you enjoyed:D