Author has written 4 stories for Naruto, Degrassi, and Death Note.
Konnichi wa watashi wa tenshi-chan!!
thats all u need to know bout me...i might make some fanfics...but mostly im just here to bug the crap out of people and read fanfics on Naruto,Bleach and many others...arigato!
This is the lolita dress Tenshi was wearing at the airport, and all that good stuff, in my story: MY Angel?
-Naruto (naruto: believe it!! i have fans) (me:TENSHI LOVES YOU glomps)
-Bleach (ichigo:my shows better then narutos...) (me: if tenshi says thats true can tenshi keep you) (ichigo: sigh fine) (me:YAY glomps all tenshis)
-Deathnote (light: i am god) (me:ummmm yea looks for L) (L:hi) (me: tenshi found kira) (L:okkkkkkkkkk...) (me:can tenshi get a treat) (L: umm ok hands me lollipop) (me: no tenshi want a diff lollipop) (L:what kind) (me: L flavored hehehe)
-Inuyasha (sessy: ooo great more fangirls) (me: OMG SESSY faints) (sessy: Wtf walks away)
-Code Geass (Lulu: C2...Kallen... shes lookin at me weird) (me: they cant help you now...rapes hehehe)
-Samurai Champloo (Mugen:stupid bitch...) (me:EXCUSE ME? i was gonna give u something...but i guess u dont want it) (mugen:nani?! wait!)
and many many more...tenshi just dont feel like naming them all
...almost every guy with sakura...shes my fav...
yaoi couples of course
...same but with orihime...hehehe
...agian...but with misa...do u see...tenshi picks a fav girl and put her with every1...kinda makes them sound like hoes...but oooo well
...kagome and all...but tenshi like her and sessy best...cause he needs love and inuyasha is just stupid and kikyos a bitch
...tenshi like ...c2 with just lulu...but kallen with every1
...ADAM! with Tenshi! I fell in love with him since he came on the show!
...rosalie is ta beast! so her and every1.
yea tenshis done with that...(readers: bout fuckin time you talk to much..) (me: well i told you tenshi talked alot in the begining... you just love me)(readers: glare NO WAY) (me: aww tenshi feels unloved...aleast tenshis got sessy) (sessy: no you dont) (me: anime tears)
ok ill do something fun now... cause im bored...
Number your top 12 fav naruto characters (IN NO ORDER) and answer the ?s
1) have you ever read 6/11 fanfic before? -yes, actually I have...I know it's weird...but I love crack couples, get over it! :P
2) do you think four is hot? how hot? -Omfg...of course tenshi do...im in love with him...hes so smexy...tenshi has have his baby!! (fangirls: WE MUST KILL HER!!) (me: runs and hinds behide sakura...)
3) what would happen if 12 got 8 pregnant? -ahahahaha damn thats awesome!? how did that happen? ok if that happened...then the world would end...they are both male...so its not goin 2 happen...but tenshi wonder thinks OMFG HAHAHAHHAHA i so have to go tell them bout this...
4) do you recall any fics about 9? -tenshi read lots of fics bout him...lots of them have him and sakura but u know...hes a sex god...starts daydreamin kaka: what are you doing this time me: winks how bout we do some of that stuff in your book
5) would 2 and 6 make a good couple? - tenshi love this game...rolling around laughin...omg ino and sakura...i only have 3 girls in my list but i keep gettin them in yuri ?s...how does that happen...ummmm they are best friends...but tenshi dont think they could ever be together even if they were gay... cause...they are just to different and tenshis sure they would kill each other...hahahaha
6) 5/9 or 5/10? -if i had to pick...umm i guess 5/9 cause they know each other and they were sensei/student...
7) what would happen if 7 walked in on 2 and 12 having sex? -tenshi like shika and sakura...yay finally a none yuri/yaoi pairing...umm 1st gaara would most liking stand there and stare...like nothing...hes good at makin people feel weird...so in the end they would stop and walk away slowy...
8) make up a summary of a 3/10 fanfic. -omfg kiba and sai...yay tenshi keep gettin yaoi...ummm... what if sai saw kiba in a very sexual position? Draw it of course! after kiba sees this said picture, he asks sai to draw more...as sai draws the new picture he gets very horny, you can guess the rest.
9) is there any such thing as a 1/8 fluff? -HELL YEA! Naruto and Neji would be sooo sexy 2gether...i wonder who would be seme?
10) suggest a title for a 7/12 hurt/comfort fic? ...ummm gaara/shika...how bout "the pandas shadow"
11) does anyone of your friends read 3 het? - damn of course...hes so damn sexy who wouldnt?
12) does anyone of your friends write 2/4/5? - saku/itachi/minato...thats a weird pairing but no none of my friends really write fanfics...and if they did i dont think they would do that...i hope...
13) does anyone of your friends wirte or draw 11? -No, but I do! :D I loves Madara-sama!
14) what might 10 scream at a moment of great passion? -Sai? well, since he has no emotions...it would be something like, "Is this when I say I love you??"XD
15) if you wrote a song fic about 8, what song would you choose? -Neji...hummmmm..."blue bird" cause its a opening song, and he our caged bird of the series. its...cute. ^^
16) if you wrote a 1/6/12 fic, what would the warning be? -naru/ino/shika? ummmm...3some with stroung lemon...ummm never thought of that couple...hummmmm friends:ooooo no shes comein up with something... hehehehe
17) what might be a good pick up line for 10 to use on 2? -Sai on Sakura...hummm hes 2 stupid...ummm "you know you could picture me as sasuke while i fuck you..." sakura: NANI?! punchs sai hehehehe
18) how might 11 describe a relationship between 2 and 8? -Madara wouldnt give a fuck...he would just wonder why anyone would want a Hyuuga.
19) how emo is 7? -Gaara was emo...thanks to naruto he came to the light...but before...he was god of emo himself...
20) if 3 aska 12 out, what would 12 say? -kiba askin shika out?! WTF!! Yay yaoi couples...if and i say if...they were gay...shika would still say no cause come on...kiba is just to much for him...shikas to lazy to put up with him...
...well thats all for that...thank god ...some of that stuff scared me...hahaha but it was fun...
If you hate Karin from Naruto copy and paste this!
Karin is so fat, not even Naruto can believe it!
RACISM IS WRONG!
Racism is wrong and can often times destroy people's self confidence. It's a horrible and cruel way to treat people. To prove that we are all alike, try this simple experiment: Hold your hand up to a light of some kind. You'll see a shadow cast nearby. Now, have someone of a different race hold their hand up too. You'll see, essentially, the same image. Five fingers and a palm. Skin color doesn't matter when you get right down to it. If you are against racism, copy this message and my symbol for equality to your profile.
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
Check this out... Olny srmat poelpe can raed this. I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg.
The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid.
Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae.
The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool! If you could read that put it in your profile
39 Things to do when your in Walmart! - UPDATED-
1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look"
12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
15.Grap alot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go"
16. Pass out bananas to random people and snicker loudly when they take one.
17. Buy 350 cans of tuna and scream "THIS CAN'T BE RIGHT!! YOU HAVE TO PUT SOME BACK!!" when the cashier tells you the price.
18. Walk around looking confused in the CD section and ask people where you can find the CDs.
19. Start a fish-stick fight.
20. Walk up to random people, give them bear hugs, and say very loudly that you missed them and they never really did get that dandruf shampoo you recommended.
21. Jump in a cart and have a friend push you while you scream "The Germans are coming!"
22. Attempt to fly off a high shelf.
23. Run up to an employee and ask "Do you like me?" If they say no, yell out "You broke my heart, you evil monster! I'm telling the manager!" and start throwing canned tomatoes at them. If they say yes just to get you away, pat their shoulder, and say "What a shame because that girl over there" point to a random person "was just about to ask you to dinner."
24. Throw confetti on random people walking into the store.
25. Whisper "I know your 'little' secret" to people in the checkout lines.
26. Stand inside the freezer in the frozen food section.
27. Walk up to employees and whisper "I saw dead people...they want me to take you away...to aisle eight..."
28. Ask the clerk to make a page saying "If there is an Edward in the store, Bella is looking for you at the main info desk". (this works b/c of fangirls...no offense)
29. See how many cans of frosting you can open and thoroughly lick without getting caught.
30. Go to a person with a shopping cart full of merchandise and demand a ride in the basket.
31. Practice your juggling with a few Grade-A eggs.
32. Squeeze the cream-filled doughnuts.
33. Walk into the baby clothes section, pick up a pink baby dress, then throw it down and run away screaming that the pink bunnies of doom came back.
34. Bow to the display of T.Vs in the electronics section.
35. See if you can move the bottom can from the gigantic canned beet pyrami
36. Challenge people to duels in the back aisles with wrapping paper tubes.
37. Have a conversation with yourself loud enough so that people in the other aisles can hear you.
38. Throw things over one aisle into another one.
39. Mark out price tags with a sharpie
7 Ways to scare your roommates
7) Buy some knives. Sharpen them every night. While you're doing so, look at your roommate and mutter, "Soon, soon..."
6) Collect hundreds of pens and pile them on one side of the room. Keep one pencil on the other side of the room. Laugh at the pencil.
5) Tell your roommate, "I've got an important message for you." Then pretend to faint. When you recover, say you can't remember what the message was. Later on, say, "Oh, yeah, I remember!" Pretend to faint again. Keep this up for several weeks.
4) While your roommate is out, glue your shoes to the ceiling. When your roommate walks in, sit on the floor, hold your head, and moan.
3) Make a sandwich. Don't eat it, leave it on the floor. Ignore the sandwich. Wait until your roommate gets rid of it, and then say, "Hey, where the heck is my sandwich?" Complain loudly that you’re hungry.
2) Every time your roommate walks in yell, "Hooray! You're back!" as loud as you can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterwards, keep looking at your watch and saying, "Shouldn't you be going somewhere?"
1) Talk back to your Rice Krispies. All of a sudden, act offended, throw the bowl on the floor and kick it. Refuse to clean it up, explaining, "No, I want to watch them suffer."
Do it one by one, don't look ahead!
1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.
2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, and green, yellow?
3. Your first initial?
4. Your month of birth?
5. Which color do you like more, black or white?
6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.
7. Your favorite number?
8. Do you like California or Florida more?
9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?
10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).
Are you done?
If so, scroll down
1. You are completely in love with this person.
2. If you choose:
Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.
Black: You are conservative and aggressive.
Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.
Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you
Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are
3. If you’re initial is:
A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.
L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to
S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.
4. If you were born in:
Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you
Fall in love with someone totally unexpected.
Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but
The memories will last forever.
July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life
Changing experience for the good.
Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your
5. If you choose...
Black: Your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time
But will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.
White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do
Anything for you, but you may not realize it.
6. This person is your best friend. I chose my bff Staci
7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime. I chose 23
8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laidback person.
9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.
10. This wish will come true only if you RE
This is Kitty. Copy and paste Kitty into your
This is this cat. This is how cat. This is to cat. This is keep cat. This is a cat. This is dumbass cat. This is busy cat. This is for cat. This is forty cat. This is seconds cat. Now go back and read the third word in each sentence from the top. Pass it on.
Homophobia and You: They're people too! Stop the hate and spread the love!
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.
Thoughts on Gay Marriage:
1) Gay marriage is not natural, and, as Americans, we reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and liposuction.
2) Gay marriage will encourage straight people to be gay in the same way that hanging around tall people makes you tall.
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because dogs have legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all. Women are still property, blacks can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriages would be less meaningful if gay marriage was allowed. The sanctity of Brittany Spear's 55 hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously, gay parents will raise gay children because straight parents only raise straight children.
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed upon an entire country. That's why we only have one religion in America.
9) Children can never succeed without a male and female figure in a home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage would change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans.
Support gay marriage!
YOUR GUY SIDE:
You love hoodies.
YOUR GIRL SIDE:
You wear lip gloss/stick.
Total: 19...wow i didnt think i was a girly-girl. (pout)
1. Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.
2. Thou shall not do drugs.
3. Thou shall not steal from K-Mart.
4. Thou shall not be arrested for vandalism.
5. Thou shall not steal from your parents.
6. Thou shall not get into fights.
7. Thou shall not skip class.
8. Thou shall not wear revealing clothes in class.
9. Thou shall not think about having sex.
10. Thou shall not help old ladies across the street.
MEN: PLEASE READ RULES BEFORE PROCEEDING
1. Please don't talk to my breasts. You won't be meeting them.
2. If you want to control someone, sleep with your remote.
3. I always choose chocolate over men--ALWAYS.
4. 51 percent Love goddess; 49 percent Bitch
5. My sexual preference is no.
6. My body is a temple; now get on your knees and pray.
7. It's not the size that counts, it's...No wait, size does count.
8. Remember, you horn dog you, girls are made of sugar, spice, and everything nice.
9. Men are like hardwood floors; If you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them for years.
10. Save your breath for your inflatable date.
THE NARUTARD SURVEY! NARUTARDS UNITE!
1. Who is your favorite Naruto character(s)? Madara,Gaara,Itachi,Naruto,Hidan,Sakura,Neji,Kiba,Sai,Kaka-sensei,Deidei,Sasori,Minato,Anko...i think im done now
2. What is your favorite pairing(s)? all men with Sakura...but sasuke,orichimaru,kabuto...and almost all yaoi couples
3. Are you a Naruto yaoi, yuri or hentai fan? YAOI HENTAI...
4. Ever cosplayed Naruto characters? If so, who, where and how many times? HAI!!!! just this year at animazement!! Only once!! I crossplayed as Hidan-sama!!!! Check out the pics on deviantart: kuroi-tenshi14! ARIGATO!!!
5. List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise, if any: Lots of posters, all seasons...so far in english, headband, akatsuki robe, akatsuki ring, gloves,mags,mangas, doujinshi, and the movies.
6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Naruto character? If so, who? Hell yea!! ummmm all of the hot 1s...but if i had 2 pick...Hidan and Madara, for looks and Naruto for personality.
7. NaruHina or KibaHina? NONE!! tenshi fuckin HATES Hinata...shes a stalker and shes horrible...sorry hinata fans...
8. SasuSaku or SasuNaru? SASUNARU!! I dont like sasuke at all, bt we all knw naruto is in love with him
9. Which team is your favorite? Team 7!! Duh who wouldnt pick the main team...
10. Do you support the obito theory? (Tobi=Obito) No. Tobi is Madara. It's been revealed.
11. Do you support the 'Yondaime is Naruto's father' theory? Yup. Been revealed. How could he not be?
12. Your favorite Akatsuki member? OMFG!! Do I have to pick...they are all so hot!! ummm i guess Hidan-sama... or Madara-sama
13. Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke? He's an ass. He needs to die ..ANTI-SASUKE
14. Have you seen all Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)? YES!
15. Have you read all the chapters so far? Yes!! im so proud of myself cause im not good at sticking to things...
16. Do you believe Naruto has ADD? YES...and ADHD and all kinds of problems...just like me.
17. Sub or dub? Probably dub...
18. Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura? OMG!! Pro duh shes awesome best girl in naruto...shut up sakura haters...
19. Tobi = Annoying or funny? FUNNY!! I LOVE TOBI HES A GOOD BOY!!
20. Do you even know who Tobi is? DUH
21. Gai = Sexy beast or Ugly nerd? He scares me...ugly nerd...
22. Which character would be the best crossdresser? Haku, cause he already looks like a girl...
23. Rock Lee = Weird or Awesome? AWESOMELY WEIRD! YOSH!
24. Which character would be best OOC? Who and how? Hidan-sama, i wanna c him act all nice and innocent
25. Do you like Naruto fanfics? Of course!
26. Do you write Naruto fanfics? im trying
27. Do you like lemons? duh im a prev...
28. Do your parents know about the Naruto characters? My dad knows nothing...my mom is almost as in love with it as me...ALMOST!!
29. Have you watched the Naruto Abridged Series? Yes...they are sooo funny!!
30. Have you seen The Naruto Ultimate Fanflashes? Duh...anyone on youtube who likes naruto have...i hope...
31. Have you ever gotten someone else hooked on Naruto? Ummmm my mom most of my friends knew about it before me...they got me on it...
32. Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and has someone recognized it? Yes, but they were my friends! ive drawn many naruto pics
33. Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and the teacher came up to you and said 'WTF is this?' No...but they did with my Inuyasha pic cause they were naked...u cant see anything...
34. Has Naruto affected your school life and grades? Duh...lots of things do...cause i daydream alot...
35. Are you broke thanks to Naruto? YES!!
36. Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise? Yea i want to sooooo bad...(friend:prev...)(me:hell yea)
37. Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory? ummmm i want to know what dumbass came up with that...its just stupid...
38. Do you draw Naruto fanart? If so, count how many there are in your gallery. HELL YEA! ummm idk how many though...i know its alot.
39. Is Sasuke still sexy in his second stage of the cursed seal? omfg!! people think im weird because of this...but hell yea hes sexier!! Just like Dark ichigo...
40. Do you have a Naruto OC? yes, tenshi of jashin!
41. Looking back at some of your answers, doyou think Naruto has taken over your life? Yeppers...and i happy bout it...thats what scares me
~For people that
HATE stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)~
I'm OVERWEIGHT so I MUST stuff my face
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell. (but not gay O.o?)
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.(not really ...)
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe. (damn genes!)
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm MEXICAN so I MUST be a slut
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I Love SHOPPING so I must be rich.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I don't SMILE often so I MUST be suicidal.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, So I must be gay
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I love ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I like TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant.
I CARE, so I must be Gullible.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist
If a hobo stole your wallet what would you do?
Stand there and look helpless, wishing that a random cosplayer would come to my aid. If nobody came, then i would use my super awesome ninja skills, and beat that hobos ass, then throw him a dollar, sayin, "u could have just asked." while walkin away. ^^
If you met Sasuke what would you do?
Use the gentle fist to make is dick limp, and yell "HOW U GONNA REBUILD UR FUCKIN CLAN KNOW BITCH?!" then kill hims slowy *caution...this scene is not 4 ta weak*
If you could marry any Naruto character who would it be?
*starts freakin* omj omj! i wish i could, where can i do this? r u serious?! oh...its just a ?...ummm...thats hard...most of them? XD i guess if i had 2 pick...hidan-sama.
If you were a Naruto character which village would you live in?
Konaha! cuz all ta biggest badasses r from there...besides hidan and gaara. but who wouldnt want 2 live in a village run by a drunk!? XD
Are you a fangirl?
hehe its acording 2 want u think a fangirl is...if u think a fangirl stalks, takes pics, crosdresses, reads stories, drawin pics, and has dreams of anime characters...then yes, yes i am. and im proud of it! ^^
Who do you wish to die a horrible painful death?
SASUKE, KARIN, AND HINATA!
What's your absolute favorite couple?
umm that ones hard 2...i guess narusaku...cuz they belong 2gether. but i love many other couples...
Ino or Temari?
Ino i guess. i dont really like either of them, but im a lil more like ino. maybe. hehe
Chouji or Lee?
As what? cuz i would never date either...ugh. as a friend...i guess lee, cuz he would be fun 2 hang with, till he gets annoyin. >.>
Do you like yaoi?
OMJ!!! hai hai hai! i do! i loves yaoi...its like my fav thing bout anime. ^^ *daydreams...nosebleed* ahhh narusasu, itasasu...ta list goes on and on.
What makes you happy?
yaoi, hentai, sakura couples, anime, and japanese men!
What's the nicest thing you've said all week?
will you be the Tousen to my Wonderweiss?
Who did you say that to?
Are you a kind person?
its acording 2 if i like u r not. but yes...idk what this has 2 do w/ ta fucking quiz though...stupid asshole. >.>
Naruto Lover: bold all that you've done, or want to do.
· Dye your hair blonde and try to walk up a tree.(I failed)
· List Anbu as current occupation on a job application.
1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4. Quote it. Now!
-""mean, waited so long? I just got en-en..."-- I'd been" (hehe breaking dawn, cause the movies coming out soon) this was where Bella was telling her mom, that she got engaged to Edward.
2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What's there?
My wall, full of wonderfull posters. :D
3. What is the last thing you watched on T.V
"That's 70's show" hehe.
4. Without looking, guess what time it is.
5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
4:40 A.M. i was close...hehe (yawns)
6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
ummm...im such a vamp...i dont go outside much XD...really, yesterday...and i was heading to my friends house, to dye hair...such scene kids we are. :P
8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
9. What are you wearing?
O.o creeper question... im wearing my hello kitty pjs!
10. Did you dream last night?
Nope my dream catcher doesnt allow it.
11. When did you last laugh?
a few hours ago.
12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?
No walls, every inch is covered in posters yay for fangirlism.
13. Seen anything weird lately?
14. What do you think of this quiz?
15. What is the last film you saw?
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part II.
16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
ohhh a house in Japan!!
17. Tell me something about you that I don't know
18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
ignorence and close-mindedness.
19. Do you like to dance?
yes yes. (dances)
20. George Bush:
(rolls eyes) Barack Obama isnt any better...
21.Would you ever consider living abroad?
...wow if you got done with all of that i will say i really do love you cause you must really care bout me...