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Author has written 4 stories for Naruto, Degrassi, and Death Note.

Konnichi wa watashi wa tenshi-chan!!




-loves yaoi



-anime lover







thats all u need to know bout me...i might make some fanfics...but mostly im just here to bug the crap out of people and read fanfics on Naruto,Bleach and many others...arigato!

This is the lolita dress Tenshi was wearing at the airport, and all that good stuff, in my story: MY Angel?

Fav animes

-Naruto (naruto: believe it!! i have fans) (me:TENSHI LOVES YOU glomps)

-Bleach (ichigo:my shows better then narutos...) (me: if tenshi says thats true can tenshi keep you) (ichigo: sigh fine) (me:YAY glomps all tenshis)

-Deathnote (light: i am god) (me:ummmm yea looks for L) (L:hi) (me: tenshi found kira) (L:okkkkkkkkkk...) (me:can tenshi get a treat) (L: umm ok hands me lollipop) (me: no tenshi want a diff lollipop) (L:what kind) (me: L flavored hehehe)

-Inuyasha (sessy: ooo great more fangirls) (me: OMG SESSY faints) (sessy: Wtf walks away)

-Code Geass (Lulu: C2...Kallen... shes lookin at me weird) (me: they cant help you now...rapes hehehe)

-Samurai Champloo (Mugen:stupid bitch...) (me:EXCUSE ME? i was gonna give u something...but i guess u dont want it) (mugen:nani?! wait!)

and many many more...tenshi just dont feel like naming them all

Fav couples...


...almost every guy with sakura...shes my fav...

yaoi couples of course


...same but with orihime...hehehe


...agian...but with misa...do u see...tenshi picks a fav girl and put her with every1...kinda makes them sound like hoes...but oooo well


...kagome and all...but tenshi like her and sessy best...cause he needs love and inuyasha is just stupid and kikyos a bitch

-code geass

...tenshi like ...c2 with just lulu...but kallen with every1


...ADAM! with Tenshi! I fell in love with him since he came on the show!


...rosalie is ta beast! so her and every1.

yea tenshis done with that...(readers: bout fuckin time you talk to much..) (me: well i told you tenshi talked alot in the begining... you just love me)(readers: glare NO WAY) (me: aww tenshi feels unloved...aleast tenshis got sessy) (sessy: no you dont) (me: anime tears)

ok ill do something fun now... cause im bored...

Number your top 12 fav naruto characters (IN NO ORDER) and answer the ?s

1 Naruto

2 Sakura

3 Kiba

4 Itachi

5 Minato

6 Hidan

7 Gaara

8 Neji

9 Kakashi

10 Sai

11 Madara

12 Shikamaru

1) have you ever read 6/11 fanfic before? -yes, actually I have...I know it's weird...but I love crack couples, get over it! :P

2) do you think four is hot? how hot? -Omfg...of course tenshi do...im in love with him...hes so smexy...tenshi has have his baby!! (fangirls: WE MUST KILL HER!!) (me: runs and hinds behide sakura...)

3) what would happen if 12 got 8 pregnant? -ahahahaha damn thats awesome!? how did that happen? ok if that happened...then the world would end...they are both male...so its not goin 2 happen...but tenshi wonder thinks OMFG HAHAHAHHAHA i so have to go tell them bout this...

4) do you recall any fics about 9? -tenshi read lots of fics bout him...lots of them have him and sakura but u know...hes a sex god...starts daydreamin kaka: what are you doing this time me: winks how bout we do some of that stuff in your book

5) would 2 and 6 make a good couple? - tenshi love this game...rolling around laughin...omg ino and sakura...i only have 3 girls in my list but i keep gettin them in yuri ?s...how does that happen...ummmm they are best friends...but tenshi dont think they could ever be together even if they were gay... cause...they are just to different and tenshis sure they would kill each other...hahahaha

6) 5/9 or 5/10? -if i had to pick...umm i guess 5/9 cause they know each other and they were sensei/student...

7) what would happen if 7 walked in on 2 and 12 having sex? -tenshi like shika and sakura...yay finally a none yuri/yaoi pairing...umm 1st gaara would most liking stand there and stare...like nothing...hes good at makin people feel weird...so in the end they would stop and walk away slowy...

8) make up a summary of a 3/10 fanfic. -omfg kiba and sai...yay tenshi keep gettin yaoi...ummm... what if sai saw kiba in a very sexual position? Draw it of course! after kiba sees this said picture, he asks sai to draw more...as sai draws the new picture he gets very horny, you can guess the rest.

9) is there any such thing as a 1/8 fluff? -HELL YEA! Naruto and Neji would be sooo sexy 2gether...i wonder who would be seme?

10) suggest a title for a 7/12 hurt/comfort fic? ...ummm gaara/shika...how bout "the pandas shadow"

11) does anyone of your friends read 3 het? - damn of course...hes so damn sexy who wouldnt?

12) does anyone of your friends write 2/4/5? - saku/itachi/minato...thats a weird pairing but no none of my friends really write fanfics...and if they did i dont think they would do that...i hope...

13) does anyone of your friends wirte or draw 11? -No, but I do! :D I loves Madara-sama!

14) what might 10 scream at a moment of great passion? -Sai? well, since he has no emotions...it would be something like, "Is this when I say I love you??"XD

15) if you wrote a song fic about 8, what song would you choose? -Neji...hummmmm..."blue bird" cause its a opening song, and he our caged bird of the series. its...cute. ^^

16) if you wrote a 1/6/12 fic, what would the warning be? -naru/ino/shika? ummmm...3some with stroung lemon...ummm never thought of that couple...hummmmm friends:ooooo no shes comein up with something... hehehehe

17) what might be a good pick up line for 10 to use on 2? -Sai on Sakura...hummm hes 2 stupid...ummm "you know you could picture me as sasuke while i fuck you..." sakura: NANI?! punchs sai hehehehe

18) how might 11 describe a relationship between 2 and 8? -Madara wouldnt give a fuck...he would just wonder why anyone would want a Hyuuga.

19) how emo is 7? -Gaara was emo...thanks to naruto he came to the light...but before...he was god of emo himself...

20) if 3 aska 12 out, what would 12 say? -kiba askin shika out?! WTF!! Yay yaoi couples...if and i say if...they were gay...shika would still say no cause come on...kiba is just to much for him...shikas to lazy to put up with him...

...well thats all for that...thank god ...some of that stuff scared me...hahaha but it was fun...

If you hate Karin from Naruto copy and paste this!

Karin is so fat, not even Naruto can believe it!
Karin is so fat, not even the byakugan can see through her.
Karin is so ugly, ANBU thought she was in the second level of the curse mark, and kicked her butt.
Karin is so stupid, she took a shiet thinking it would open the 8 inner gates.
Karin is so old, Gai dropped his "Power of youth" philosophy on the spot.
Karin is so ugly, when she passed by Hinata, Hinata yelled 'dayummmmm!'
Karin is so ugly, Itachi felt like his eyesight was diminishing when he saw her.
Karin is so ugly, she made Jiraiya too scared to peek again when he saw her.
Karin is so fat she made fun of Chouji for being skin and bones
Karin is so fat that when Lee was doing her, he gave up.
Karin is so ugly, They made her join ANBU just so they can put a mask on her
Karin is so stupid, she couldn't find any of the "hidden" villages.
Karin is so ugly, the Nine-tails fled in fear.
Karin is so ugly, it's forbidden just to transform into her
Karin is so fat, Tazuna considered using her as the bridge to the


Racism is wrong and can often times destroy people's self confidence. It's a horrible and cruel way to treat people. To prove that we are all alike, try this simple experiment: Hold your hand up to a light of some kind. You'll see a shadow cast nearby. Now, have someone of a different race hold their hand up too. You'll see, essentially, the same image. Five fingers and a palm. Skin color doesn't matter when you get right down to it. If you are against racism, copy this message and my symbol for equality to your profile.

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we fucked up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your shit and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Bitch drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shittttt!

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39 Things to do when your in Walmart! - UPDATED-

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look"

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

15.Grap alot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go"

16. Pass out bananas to random people and snicker loudly when they take one.

17. Buy 350 cans of tuna and scream "THIS CAN'T BE RIGHT!! YOU HAVE TO PUT SOME BACK!!" when the cashier tells you the price.

18. Walk around looking confused in the CD section and ask people where you can find the CDs.

19. Start a fish-stick fight.

20. Walk up to random people, give them bear hugs, and say very loudly that you missed them and they never really did get that dandruf shampoo you recommended.

21. Jump in a cart and have a friend push you while you scream "The Germans are coming!"

22. Attempt to fly off a high shelf.

23. Run up to an employee and ask "Do you like me?" If they say no, yell out "You broke my heart, you evil monster! I'm telling the manager!" and start throwing canned tomatoes at them. If they say yes just to get you away, pat their shoulder, and say "What a shame because that girl over there" point to a random person "was just about to ask you to dinner."

24. Throw confetti on random people walking into the store.

25. Whisper "I know your 'little' secret" to people in the checkout lines.

26. Stand inside the freezer in the frozen food section.

27. Walk up to employees and whisper "I saw dead people...they want me to take you away...to aisle eight..."

28. Ask the clerk to make a page saying "If there is an Edward in the store, Bella is looking for you at the main info desk". (this works b/c of fangirls...no offense)

29. See how many cans of frosting you can open and thoroughly lick without getting caught.

30. Go to a person with a shopping cart full of merchandise and demand a ride in the basket.

31. Practice your juggling with a few Grade-A eggs.

32. Squeeze the cream-filled doughnuts.

33. Walk into the baby clothes section, pick up a pink baby dress, then throw it down and run away screaming that the pink bunnies of doom came back.

34. Bow to the display of T.Vs in the electronics section.

35. See if you can move the bottom can from the gigantic canned beet pyrami

36. Challenge people to duels in the back aisles with wrapping paper tubes.

37. Have a conversation with yourself loud enough so that people in the other aisles can hear you.

38. Throw things over one aisle into another one.

39. Mark out price tags with a sharpie

7 Ways to scare your roommates

7) Buy some knives. Sharpen them every night. While you're doing so, look at your roommate and mutter, "Soon, soon..."

6) Collect hundreds of pens and pile them on one side of the room. Keep one pencil on the other side of the room. Laugh at the pencil.

5) Tell your roommate, "I've got an important message for you." Then pretend to faint. When you recover, say you can't remember what the message was. Later on, say, "Oh, yeah, I remember!" Pretend to faint again. Keep this up for several weeks.

4) While your roommate is out, glue your shoes to the ceiling. When your roommate walks in, sit on the floor, hold your head, and moan.

3) Make a sandwich. Don't eat it, leave it on the floor. Ignore the sandwich. Wait until your roommate gets rid of it, and then say, "Hey, where the heck is my sandwich?" Complain loudly that you’re hungry.

2) Every time your roommate walks in yell, "Hooray! You're back!" as loud as you can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterwards, keep looking at your watch and saying, "Shouldn't you be going somewhere?"

1) Talk back to your Rice Krispies. All of a sudden, act offended, throw the bowl on the floor and kick it. Refuse to clean it up, explaining, "No, I want to watch them suffer."

Do it one by one, don't look ahead!

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, and green, yellow?

3. Your first initial?

4. Your month of birth?

5. Which color do you like more, black or white?

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

7. Your favorite number?

8. Do you like California or Florida more?

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

Are you done?

If so, scroll down

(Don’t cheat--)


1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you


Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are


3. If you’re initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to


S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you

Fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but

The memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life

Changing experience for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your

Soul mate.

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time

But will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do

Anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend. I chose my bff Staci

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime. I chose 23

8. If you choose...

California: You like adventure.

Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose...

Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.

Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE

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Homophobia and You: They're people too! Stop the hate and spread the love!

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.

I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.

We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.

I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.

I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.

I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.

I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.

Thoughts on Gay Marriage:

1) Gay marriage is not natural, and, as Americans, we reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and liposuction.

2) Gay marriage will encourage straight people to be gay in the same way that hanging around tall people makes you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because dogs have legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all. Women are still property, blacks can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriages would be less meaningful if gay marriage was allowed. The sanctity of Brittany Spear's 55 hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet and the world needs more children.

7) Obviously, gay parents will raise gay children because straight parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed upon an entire country. That's why we only have one religion in America.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and female figure in a home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage would change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans.

Support gay marriage!


You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team
Shopping is torture
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun.
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night.

Total: 9..hmm


You wear lip gloss/stick.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink.
Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance.
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.(because I like art...gesh.)
Like being the star of every thing.

Total: 19...wow i didnt think i was a girly-girl. (pout)

Teen Commandments

1. Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.
(why wait that long)

2. Thou shall not do drugs.
(alcohol lasts longer, not to mention being cheaper.)

3. Thou shall not steal from K-Mart.
(Wal-Mart has a bigger selection)

4. Thou shall not be arrested for vandalism.
(destruction has a bigger effect, I can tell you all about this)

5. Thou shall not steal from your parents.
(everyone knows grandma has more money)

6. Thou shall not get into fights.
(Cat fight anyhow...just start them.)

7. Thou shall not skip class.
(just take the whole day off)

8. Thou shall not wear revealing clothes in class.
(Hooters pays more)

9. Thou shall not think about having sex.
(like Nike says, "just do it")

10. Thou shall not help old ladies across the street.
(just leave 'em in the middle)


1. Please don't talk to my breasts. You won't be meeting them.

2. If you want to control someone, sleep with your remote.

3. I always choose chocolate over men--ALWAYS.

4. 51 percent Love goddess; 49 percent Bitch

5. My sexual preference is no.

6. My body is a temple; now get on your knees and pray.

7. It's not the size that counts, it's...No wait, size does count.

8. Remember, you horn dog you, girls are made of sugar, spice, and everything nice.

9. Men are like hardwood floors; If you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them for years.

10. Save your breath for your inflatable date.


1. Who is your favorite Naruto character(s)? Madara,Gaara,Itachi,Naruto,Hidan,Sakura,Neji,Kiba,Sai,Kaka-sensei,Deidei,Sasori,Minato,Anko...i think im done now

2. What is your favorite pairing(s)? all men with Sakura...but sasuke,orichimaru,kabuto...and almost all yaoi couples

3. Are you a Naruto yaoi, yuri or hentai fan? YAOI HENTAI...

4. Ever cosplayed Naruto characters? If so, who, where and how many times? HAI!!!! just this year at animazement!! Only once!! I crossplayed as Hidan-sama!!!! Check out the pics on deviantart: kuroi-tenshi14! ARIGATO!!!

5. List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise, if any: Lots of posters, all seasons...so far in english, headband, akatsuki robe, akatsuki ring, gloves,mags,mangas, doujinshi, and the movies.

6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Naruto character? If so, who? Hell yea!! ummmm all of the hot 1s...but if i had 2 pick...Hidan and Madara, for looks and Naruto for personality.

7. NaruHina or KibaHina? NONE!! tenshi fuckin HATES Hinata...shes a stalker and shes horrible...sorry hinata fans...

8. SasuSaku or SasuNaru? SASUNARU!! I dont like sasuke at all, bt we all knw naruto is in love with him

9. Which team is your favorite? Team 7!! Duh who wouldnt pick the main team...

10. Do you support the obito theory? (Tobi=Obito) No. Tobi is Madara. It's been revealed.

11. Do you support the 'Yondaime is Naruto's father' theory? Yup. Been revealed. How could he not be?

12. Your favorite Akatsuki member? OMFG!! Do I have to pick...they are all so hot!! ummm i guess Hidan-sama... or Madara-sama

13. Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke? He's an ass. He needs to die ..ANTI-SASUKE

14. Have you seen all Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)? YES!

15. Have you read all the chapters so far? Yes!! im so proud of myself cause im not good at sticking to things...

16. Do you believe Naruto has ADD? YES...and ADHD and all kinds of problems...just like me.

17. Sub or dub? Probably dub...

18. Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura? OMG!! Pro duh shes awesome best girl in naruto...shut up sakura haters...

19. Tobi = Annoying or funny? FUNNY!! I LOVE TOBI HES A GOOD BOY!!

20. Do you even know who Tobi is? DUH

21. Gai = Sexy beast or Ugly nerd? He scares me...ugly nerd...

22. Which character would be the best crossdresser? Haku, cause he already looks like a girl...

23. Rock Lee = Weird or Awesome? AWESOMELY WEIRD! YOSH!

24. Which character would be best OOC? Who and how? Hidan-sama, i wanna c him act all nice and innocent

25. Do you like Naruto fanfics? Of course!

26. Do you write Naruto fanfics? im trying

27. Do you like lemons? duh im a prev...

28. Do your parents know about the Naruto characters? My dad knows nothing...my mom is almost as in love with it as me...ALMOST!!

29. Have you watched the Naruto Abridged Series? Yes...they are sooo funny!!

30. Have you seen The Naruto Ultimate Fanflashes? Duh...anyone on youtube who likes naruto have...i hope...

31. Have you ever gotten someone else hooked on Naruto? Ummmm my mom most of my friends knew about it before me...they got me on it...

32. Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and has someone recognized it? Yes, but they were my friends! ive drawn many naruto pics

33. Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and the teacher came up to you and said 'WTF is this?' No...but they did with my Inuyasha pic cause they were naked...u cant see anything...

34. Has Naruto affected your school life and grades? Duh...lots of things do...cause i daydream alot...

35. Are you broke thanks to Naruto? YES!!

36. Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise? Yea i want to sooooo bad...(friend:prev...)(me:hell yea)

37. Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory? ummmm i want to know what dumbass came up with that...its just stupid...

38. Do you draw Naruto fanart? If so, count how many there are in your gallery. HELL YEA! ummm idk how many though...i know its alot.

39. Is Sasuke still sexy in his second stage of the cursed seal? omfg!! people think im weird because of this...but hell yea hes sexier!! Just like Dark ichigo...

40. Do you have a Naruto OC? yes, tenshi of jashin!

41. Looking back at some of your answers, doyou think Naruto has taken over your life? Yeppers...and i happy bout it...thats what scares me

~For people that

HATE stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)~

I'm OVERWEIGHT so I MUST stuff my face

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell. (but not gay O.o?)

I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.

I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.(not really ...)

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.


I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe. (damn genes!)

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.


I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.

Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm MEXICAN so I MUST be a slut

Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.

Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff

I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.


I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I Love SHOPPING so I must be rich.

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.


I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon

I don't SMILE often so I MUST be suicidal.

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.

I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse

I’m a CROSSDRESSER, So I must be gay

I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.


I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep

I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

I love ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian


I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins

I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.

I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.


I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.


I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I like TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant.

I CARE, so I must be Gullible.

I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.

I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s

I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times

I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.

I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.

I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.

I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.

I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist

I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake

I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist

Quiz time!

If a hobo stole your wallet what would you do?

Stand there and look helpless, wishing that a random cosplayer would come to my aid. If nobody came, then i would use my super awesome ninja skills, and beat that hobos ass, then throw him a dollar, sayin, "u could have just asked." while walkin away. ^^

If you met Sasuke what would you do?

Use the gentle fist to make is dick limp, and yell "HOW U GONNA REBUILD UR FUCKIN CLAN KNOW BITCH?!" then kill hims slowy *caution...this scene is not 4 ta weak*

If you could marry any Naruto character who would it be?

*starts freakin* omj omj! i wish i could, where can i do this? r u serious?! oh...its just a ?...ummm...thats hard...most of them? XD i guess if i had 2 pick...hidan-sama.

If you were a Naruto character which village would you live in?

Konaha! cuz all ta biggest badasses r from there...besides hidan and gaara. but who wouldnt want 2 live in a village run by a drunk!? XD

Are you a fangirl?

hehe its acording 2 want u think a fangirl is...if u think a fangirl stalks, takes pics, crosdresses, reads stories, drawin pics, and has dreams of anime characters...then yes, yes i am. and im proud of it! ^^

Who do you wish to die a horrible painful death?


What's your absolute favorite couple?

umm that ones hard 2...i guess narusaku...cuz they belong 2gether. but i love many other couples...

Ino or Temari?

Ino i guess. i dont really like either of them, but im a lil more like ino. maybe. hehe

Chouji or Lee?

As what? cuz i would never date either...ugh. as a friend...i guess lee, cuz he would be fun 2 hang with, till he gets annoyin. >.>

Do you like yaoi?

OMJ!!! hai hai hai! i do! i loves yaoi...its like my fav thing bout anime. ^^ *daydreams...nosebleed* ahhh narusasu, itasasu...ta list goes on and on.

What makes you happy?

yaoi, hentai, sakura couples, anime, and japanese men!

What's the nicest thing you've said all week?

will you be the Tousen to my Wonderweiss?

Who did you say that to?

Nivea ^^

Are you a kind person?

its acording 2 if i like u r not. but yes...idk what this has 2 do w/ ta fucking quiz though...stupid asshole. >.>

Naruto Lover: bold all that you've done, or want to do.

· Dye your hair blonde and try to walk up a tree.(I failed)
· Live by a strict diet of only ramen.(to much ramen...)
· Call your semester examine a chuunin exam.(and i passed)
· Trade in your favorite hat for a forehead protector.(i have a forehead protector...2, hidans and saukras)
· Roll your eyes back in your head and shout "byakugan".
· Copy every thing a person does and claim it's your bloodline.
· Stay up all night waiting for the release of the next manga chapter.(many times -.^)
· Start adding the words chan and kan on the end of your friends names.(or sama...according to the person)
· Paste a piece of paper that says come come paradise on the front of adult books.(dont give meh any ideas...hehe)
· Jump off a cliff and attempt to use Kuchiyose No Jutsu to summon the toad king.
· Keep all your money in a frog shaped wallet.
· Memorize the 64 points of Ninpou.
· Stick your hand in a electric box and scream "chidori" as you pass out.
· Join a website and use the name Neji as your s/n.
· Start to call your teachers Sensei.(ahhh so many sensei daydreams *sigh*)
· Claim your going to kill your best friend so you can have a better Sharigan.
· Sit in your local book store and read the manga all day.(
· Agree to stay up and write this list so you can be added to the staff of Naruto Central.
· Spend your week searching down Naruto sites.
· Graduate high school and proclaim yourself as an Anbu.(just did this year!)
· Cry at the flash back scenes of Sasuke's family.
· Try to hit Itachi through the screen when he tortures Sasuke.(i hate sasuke)

· List Anbu as current occupation on a job application.
· Can spout out a random character quote on command.(believe it!!!)
· Draw symbols on a scroll and try to seal a whole in a wall with it.
· Sneak around and try to beat your grand father.
· Wake up in the middle of the night and scream "Itachi why?!".(more like "Itachi yesssss!" hehe)
· Eat all day and all night, and then try to roll into a ball and run someone down.
· Get bit by a snake and decide stabbing the wound is a good idea.
· Read manga 24 hours non-stop.
· Decide that if u can't hit a tree 1500 times then you'll jump rope 1500 times.
· Decide to call your moral code your "ninja way".
· When you run, you run with your arms behind you.(its harder then it looks)
· Try to walk on top of a hot spring.(ohhh just wait japan)
· When someone asks you what your dream is, say that its to be Hokage.
· Write your name in blood on a big scroll.
· Take a leave of absence for two and a half years and when you come back pretend you're cooler and smarter.(naruto did it...so can i)
· You paint the kyubii seal on your stomach and claim you have a demon inside of you.
· You dye your hair red and carry around bags of sand.
· You carve the Hokage's faces on a mountain.
· You name your dog Akamaru or Pakkun.(i named my dog Kiba instead)
· You always wear sunglasses and keep bugs in your pockets.
· You get red contacts and claim you are from the Uchiha bloodline.
· You always wear green, skintight clothes.
· When you do something stupid, you claim you were being controlled by the Shadow Possesion Jutsu.(i swear it was shika!)
· You dye your hair white and spy on girls.
· You collect frogs and claim to be a Toad Sage.
· You wear a gigantic black cloak with red clouds on it and claim to catch demons.(i love my akatsuki cloak *snuggles*)
· You sharpen chop sticks and claim them to be senbons.(*chews senbon* well i am genma-sensei)
· You yell out "Wind Shuriken Throw of Death" when throwing a frisbee.
· You stick pythons up your sleeves, jump down from a tree, and say that you're Orochimaru.
· Throw knives around the house and scream "I am practicing to throw my kunais!!"
· You try to gulp down ramen and nearly choke.
· Paint dark circles with mascara around your eyes and claim to be able to control sand.
· You faint when someone touches your forehead.
· You flail your arms in circles to try and kill bees.
· You try to kill your brother every day.
· Dye your hair pink and follow around the hottest guy you can find.
· You constantly crack your knuckles and do hand signs without even thinking.
· You claim your gym teacher to be your mentor.
· You always wear an orange jumpsuit.
· You claim your life goal is to kill your brother.
· You drink sake and say you are in the "spring time of youth".
· You add the word dattebayo to the end of each sentence.(dattebayo!!!)
· You keep alcohol in your mouth then spit it out with a match by your mouth to create a fireball.
· You poke people in their butts and yell "A thousand years of pain!".
· You always carry a large fan behind you.
· You paste Naruto's face on pictures of your friends and claim to have met him.
· In the middle of the night, you blast a flashlight into your dad's eyes and yell "Chidori!"
· Get Konoha tattoos on various parts of your body.(i want the anbu tattoo :D)
· Tattoo the love symbol on your forehead to look like Gaara.
· Carry a fan and wave it at anyone with a shadow.
· Draw a swirl on your palm and claim to be able to do the Rasengan.
· When being attacked, you spin in circles to defend yourself.
· When fighting someone, you attack to hit that at their chakra points.
· You name your pig Ton-ton.
· You look in the mirror and think its your shadow clone.
· You yell "Konoha Senpuu" when kicking a soccer ball.
· You carry around a puppet all day and claim it is dangerous.
· You call your teacher Iruka-sensei.
· You go to school with a forehead protector and claim it is the new trend from the Hidden Leaf Village.
· You stay up all night claiming that the Shukaku will eat you.
· You lay and stare at the clouds all day claiming everything to be troublesome.
· You have a frog wallet.
· Every time your class goes on a field trip, you call it a mission.
· You get angry and feel like punching Karin whenever she makes a move on Sasuke.(i dont like karin AT ALL!)

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4. Quote it. Now!

-""mean, waited so long? I just got en-en..."-- I'd been" (hehe breaking dawn, cause the movies coming out soon) this was where Bella was telling her mom, that she got engaged to Edward.

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What's there?

My wall, full of wonderfull posters. :D

3. What is the last thing you watched on T.V

"That's 70's show" hehe.

4. Without looking, guess what time it is.

5:00 A.M.

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

4:40 A.M. i was close...hehe (yawns)

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

Water running.

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

ummm...im such a vamp...i dont go outside much XD...really, yesterday...and i was heading to my friends house, to dye hair...such scene kids we are. :P

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

Someone's profile?

9. What are you wearing?

O.o creeper question... im wearing my hello kitty pjs!

10. Did you dream last night?

Nope my dream catcher doesnt allow it.

11. When did you last laugh?

a few hours ago.

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?

No walls, every inch is covered in posters yay for fangirlism.

13. Seen anything weird lately?


14. What do you think of this quiz?

No comment.

15. What is the last film you saw?

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part II.

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

ohhh a house in Japan!!

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know

everything? creeper...

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

ignorence and close-mindedness.

19. Do you like to dance?

yes yes. (dances)

20. George Bush:

(rolls eyes) Barack Obama isnt any better...

21.Would you ever consider living abroad?

Yeah. JAPAN!!!

...wow if you got done with all of that i will say i really do love you cause you must really care bout me...

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My heart belongs to by Dreadful Virtue reviews
It was a prompt challenge. :3 "Seme!Renji/Uke!Ukitake; After an uncharacteristic argument with his captain, Renji takes refuge at Captain Ukitake's."
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,923 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Renji A., J. Ukitake - Complete
Heat by Emerald-Rosalie reviews
Even if was only for a few minutes, Leah knew just how beautiful she really was. Jasper/Leah AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,554 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Jasper, Leah - Complete
Discovering Myself by Everything's BIGGER in Texas reviews
"Urg, I don't suppose you'd know the feeling but sometimes you have expectations put on you and you feel obliged to fulfill them. Good or bad." He hummed thoughtfully. "Yeah, I know something kind of like that." AH/OOC/Lemons JasperxRosalie
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,848 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/18/2010 - Published: 3/29/2010 - [Jasper, Rosalie]
Suck It Up by IRead2DamnMuch reviews
With just one phrase, the whole Cullen house is turned upside down. Alice sees Rosalie's future go blank, and Emmett just happens to walk in at the wrong, but very right moment. JacobxRosaliexEmmett. Edward and Bella have to listen. I don't own it.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,935 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 30 - Published: 7/16/2010 - Rosalie, Jacob - Complete
The Marriage Of The Century by XxLoveDiruxX reviews
This is a yaoi FF between Toshiya and Shinya of a band called Dir en grey. My first one like this. IT HAS MATURE CONTENT! You've been warned!
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,943 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/9/2010 - Complete
Irony by PoorlyKnitted reviews
Things aren't always what they seem... another SasoDei drabble to get me back into the habit of posting now that summer is almost here
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 396 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/1/2010 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
The Fortune of Mrs Sakura by KalliopeStarmist reviews
Sakura goes to a fortuneteller, who offers to let her spend one day married to each of her potential matches. Of course, she doesn't realize that Lee and Sasuke are just the tip of the iceburg. .:Every Sakura Pairing:.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 60,953 - Reviews: 1792 - Favs: 1,727 - Follows: 1,671 - Updated: 5/3/2009 - Published: 1/13/2007 - Sakura H., Shikamaru N.
How Soubi Lost His Ears by ForbalaTheGreen reviews
pretty self-explanatory: soubi loses his ears before he meets seimei . yaoi shota . soubi-ritsu. mini-spoilers. oneshot. also, i later discovered soubi was older than i portrayed him here, but bear with me because i don't feel like editing it.
Loveless - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 909 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/28/2008 - Ritsu M., Soubi A. - Complete
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To Seduce My Teacher reviews
Naruto has a crush on his former sensei; Kakashi. This started after the last Ninja War. One day, while Kakashi was training, Narutos plans to keep his crush a secret, are distroyed. Does Kakashi accept his feelings? Warning:Lemon inside. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,414 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Naruto U., Kakashi H.
Gwens threesome reviews
This is a request from one of my friends. Its a oneshot lemon between her, Mello, and Matt. Please injoy Gwen, and anyone else who would like to read it. Please review 3
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,400 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Published: 9/7/2010 - Mello, Matt - Complete
My Angel? reviews
Adams mom has a coworker, who just moved from Japan. Her house isn't finished yet, so her and her family have to live with the Torres's for the summer. Can Adam find love with a girl named Tenshi? OCxAdam Lemon Warning
Degrassi - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,527 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/24/2010 - Adam T. - Complete
Jealous? reviews
Sasori gets a little jealous of the new girl introdused in an other story later , and decides to show Deidara that hes still his seme. Deidara likes like action, so he plays along. Warning: This is a oneshot lemon!And its a yaoi!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,498 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete