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Author has written 8 stories for Spyro the Dragon, Redwall, and Star Fox.
Yes. Billy Happy Bob is peering into your soul.
I am usually a happy cheerful person that is very hard to annoy or get angry.
Not in the Literate Union as of October 18.
I'm a passive concritter who will give advice upon request. Feel free to ask, if you want.
Welcome to mah profile!
Hello. My name is thadudeman(obviously). However, you can just call me Crow or Dude. It's faster. :D
Other nicknames include, but are not limited to: thagayman(JBW), thafagman(anonymous reviewer), guywhoalwaysdiscontinueshisstoriesbecausehe'saLAME-O(meesa), and BillyHappyBobman(some dude).
Feel free to check out the page. I got some jokes, funny last words, quotes, and The Random Sentence of the Day, which usually becomes The Random Sentence of the Year due to my lack of updating. :D
There are three frogs arrested for murder. The judge asks one of the frogs what his name is.
"My name is Frog and I was blowing bubbles in the lake."
The judge turns to the second frog and asks him, "What is your name?"
"My name is Frog Frog and I was blowing bubbles in the lake."
The judge turns to the third frog. "Let me guess; your name is Frog Frog Frog and you were blowing bubbles in the lake."
The third frog replied, "No, my name is Bubbles."
An artist is lecturing little kids about what color things are when combined together. He asks a question to the class.
"Do you know what color yellow and blue makes?"
A kid in the back raises his hand.
The artist smiles. "Very good! How did you know?
Timmy begins to explain. "My mommy puts this stuff into the potty to make it blue. When I pee in it, it turns green."
Why do ducks have webbed feet? To stamp out fires.
Whay do elephants have flat feet? To stamp out burning ducks.
A robber breaks into a house with nobody inside it. He begins to steal something, when he hears a voice.
"God is watching you."
The man peers around the corner to see who made the statement, but there is nobody in sight. He puts another item into his sack when he hears the voice again.
"God is watching you."
He drops the sack, and walks toward the voice.
"God is watching you."
He peers around the corner, and sees a parrot in a cage. He laughs.
'Hello birdie! And who just might you be?"
The parrot responds. "Edmund."
The man laughs louder. "Edmund? Who names their parrot Edmund?"
"The same person who named his pit bull God." The parrot answered.
Funny last words:
Hey, what's this button do?
Hey mommy, can I pet him?
Umm... That's not a stick in my sleeping bag...
What happens when I do this?
Don't worry. We're completely safe.
Look! A shooting star!
Reporting live from the battlefield...
Does it bite?
What's that smell?
What's that in your hand?
I'd like to see you try!
Last words are for fools.
Pass that bottle over here, will ya?
Be careful not to...
Has the cancer spread yet?
Who's shooting at us?
Can I have some candy, mister stranger?
What's that ticking sound?
Everyone loves me!
Ooh... it's shiny!
Is that a fin in the water?
Why yes, honey. That dress does make you look fat!
You and what army?
Hanging out with buddies.
Chasing storms. (Being only 1/2 of a mile away from a tornado in the Great Plains is the best experience ever!)
Fencing(No, for all of the noobs out there, it has nothing to do with fences)
Tae Kwon Do. (2nd degree Black Belt in da house)
"I don't like food, I love it. If I don't love it, I don't swallow!" Anton Ego/Ratatouille
"Assmodeussssssssssssssssssssssssss!" Asmodeus the Adder/Redwall
"Don't just do something, sit there!" Anonymous
"May the ancestors look after you. May they look after us all." Ignitus/Legend of Spyro: A New Beginning
"I say, wot wot?" Basil Stag Hare/Redwall
Tigress: "It is said that the legendary dragon warrior can survive on the dew of a single ginkgo leaf and the energy of the universe."
Po: Then we're gonna need a lot more dew... and, uh... universe... juice." Kung Fu Panda
"A friend is just an enemy that hasn't attacked yet." Skipper/The Penguins of Madagascar
"I call rainbows upside down color smiles!" Ms. Perky/The Penguins of Madagascar
"I SEXUNSUALL Y TAKE OFF UR CLOTHES AN DBEGIN LIUCKING UR LEFT NIPPLE" Jatherine. Need I say more?
Kowalski: "Behold! A portal to time's past... the Cronotron!"
Skipper: "So... it's a time machine?"
Kowalski: "Well, yes..."
Skipper: "Then why not call it a time machine?"
Kowalski: Uh, yeah... and while we're at it, let's just call the Great Wall a fence, the Mona Lisa a doodle, and Albert Einstein Mr. Smarty pants!" The Penguins of Madagascar
Gender: (Dude? Man? Kinda obvious...)
I LOVE animals, especially snakes.
I'm a ninja.
I might post some videos of me storm chasing on youtube once I get a proper video camera.
Favorite songs: (As you can see, I like a very wide variety of music! :D)
Lacrimosa Dominae by Immediate music
Preliator by Globus
Divine Destiny by Epic Score
Convexity by Rebeccah Kneubuhl and Gabriel Mann
Stand Tall by Epic Score
Boom Boom Pow by Black Eyed Peas
Prometheus Rising by Immediate music
Gondola by Rebeccah Kneubuhl and Gabriel Mann
Eptesicus by Hans Zimmer
Protectors of the Earth by Two Steps from Hell (most epic song of all time)
Guide you home by Rebeccah Kneubuhl and Gabriel Mann (Yes, I do still hate Dawn of the Dragon, but this song is awesome! :D)
O Verona (Reprise) by Craig Armstrong
Cheetah Village Attack by Rebeccah Kneubuhl and Gabriel Mann
Stronger by Kanye West
Shorty Like Mine by Bow Wow featuring Chris Brown
Catchafire by TobyMac
Fire Burning by Sean Kingston
Dies Irae by Mozart
Final Hour by X Ray Dog
Diem Ex Dei by Globus
Hypnotize by System of a Down
The Last Agni Kai by Avatar Soundtrack (Unknown)
Dark Empire by X Ray Dog
Avenger by Immediate Music
With Great Power by Immediate music
Requiem For a Dream (Tower) by Clint Mansel
The Bridge of Khazad Dum by Howard Shore (Lord of the Rings)
Concerning Hobbits by Howard Shore (Lord of the Rings)
Chop Suey by System of a Down
Lose Yourself by Eminem
Hell 4 a Hustla by Tupac
Prayer of the Refugee by Rise Against
Viva la Vida by Coldplay
My Last Amen by Downhere
Agni Kai by Avatar Soundtrack
Keep Your Head Up by Tupac
The Time has Come by Epic Score
A Dragon Temple by Rebeccah Kneubuhl and Gabriel Mann
My Fanny Pack by Rappy McRapperson
Requiem by Mozart
Ghost by Tupac
Changes by Tupac
Till I Collapse by Eminem
Soulja boy (LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL XDXDXDXD NO.)
Dark Empire by X-Ray Dog
Dethroned by X-Ray Dog
Until the Whole World Hears by Casting Crowns
OMG Run by Epic Score
Gothic Power by X-Ray Dog
Yu Yen Captures Aang by Avatar soundtrack
Dryka by Ars Arcana
Redwall theme by Redwall Tv Series
Let That Thang Go by T-Bone
Still Preachin' by T-Bone
Favorite Character Pairings:
Spyro and Cynder (Best character pairing of all time)
Flame and Ember (Ember and Spyro= Evil)
Hunter and Bianca (UH HUH!)
Mattimeo and Tess (Yah baby!)
Cornflower and Matthias (Yah baby x2!)
Dannflor and Songbreeze (If only, if only...)
Martin and Rose (Why'd ya haff ta kill Rose, Brian Jaques? WHHHYYY!!)
Felldoh and Celandine: (Aww... poor Felldoh... had to die...)
Mariel and Dandin: (Warrior luff...)
Tarquin L. Woodsorrel and Hon Rosie (Dang, twelve kids?)
The Penguins of Madagascar:
Skipper and Marlene (So what one's an otter and the other one's a penguin?)
Rico and Ms. Perky (Quite possibly the strangest pairing ever devised)
Avatar the Last Airbender:
Aang and Katara (YIPPEE!)
Zuko and Katara (YIPPEE... again...)
Toph and Sokka ( It's genius, man!)
Sokka and Suki: (Mm... perfect)
Fox and Krystal(Fox and Miyu= evil)
Spyro Battles Malefor: Sorry, but I think that this story was certainly not my best work. It actually sort of sucks- a LOT. No emotion in the words, repetitive descriptive phrases, overuse of the word "suddenly", I mean, it REALLY doesn't pop off of the page like I would have liked. COMPLETE
Swordfight in the Sunlight: Not much description needed here, actually. Just a fight scene between Hunter and Desraa, my OC. Will be one of the chapters of A Light Shines in the Darkness(The new one). COMPLETE
With my Dying Breath: Approximately 100,000,000,487 times better than Spyro battles Malefor. Also, it's a tragic story. Not happy happy joy joy like the ending of Spyro Battles Malefor AT ALL. Like I said in my authors note within the story, if you don't cry, get teary eyed, sob, or whatever, then I'll give you a cookie. COMPLETE
A Light Shines in the Darkness: DISCONTINUED
A Light Shines in the Darkness: Book 1: I've decided to continue this long abandoned story, with a much different plot(because the old one was AWFUL). However, the idea of the last version will be the same, as well as the "twist" in the end. I also hope for this version to be more well written. And... it will not be discontinued. Hooray. WILL UPDATE SLOWLY BECAUSE OF SCHOOL. :(
Night Had Fallen on Redwall: CANCELLED(But I am thinking of continuing it. :D)
Sanguine Circle: Corruption: Another suspense thriller I am writing on the Starfox archive. I'll tell you this... This story will take you on a wild ride. ON HIATUS BUT NOT DISCONTINUED
Spyro: The Legend of Stupid: The best humor fic I have on here. And don't worry, it will be up soon with another chapter. I hope to make you roll on the floor with laughter if possible! DISCONTINUED BECAUSE I'M A LAME-O.
Random sentence of the Day:
Shh. I'm in my fishing zone.
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