Author has written 4 stories for Twilight.
Hello my name is Kari Magdalene LeMaster but i lik to go by Vivi. i am 15 years old. i love twilight edwardXbella the most. am anti jacobXbella.
i have no problem wit putting my personnal info on the web.. i have issues. yes i kno im differant. get over it. im bisexual, i do watevr it takes to make the ppl whom i love to be happy. my fav band is papa roach.. when i write stories i usually base the characters off of ppl i kno, & situations i go thru. but not always. & the situations that my characters go thru arent exactly the same ones i go thru... when i write my stories, i like to write bout troubled people... but only the main character. i do this bcz no body is perfect in our world... and i am one of those ppl tht liks to put tht in there stories.
if yu evr want to tlk to me, just msg me.. i have no problem tlkin to new ppl.. i actually love it.
my usual outfit is dark eye make up, dark clothes, a hoodie & either converse or my skate boardin shoes.
i love to sing, & hang out wit my 2 bestest friends horny devil, & darktator. (puttin there nicknames on here, bcz i dnt lik to put other ppls personal info on here.)
i am in love with the person that i gonna be with forever (: so anythn els yu want to kno.. just msg me. (: thxx.
True love is when you shed tears and still want him, It's when he ignores you and you still love him, It's when he loves another girl and you say your happy for them, even though you just cry...and cry
I'm 99 percent sure he doesn't like me... it's the 1 that keeps me hanging on.
Emmett's the strongest.
But only Jasper can sit in a corner and STILL make everyone feel jealous.
If you love reading really long books just for the heck of it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile
If you're against animal cruelty then copy this into your profile!
92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your butt off(:
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.
If you are a walking, talking Twilight series encyclopedia and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you have a tendency to talk/sing to yourself copy and paste this to your profile.
If you have ever pulled on a door that said push, or vise versa, copy and paste this on your profile.
If random songs pop into your head for no apparent reason, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste
If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy and past this into your profle
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile (hopefully evryone (excluding Edward/ all vamps) copies this one!)
People say that I'm weird, but I think that weird is strange, and strange is odd, and odd is different, and different is unique, and everyone is unique, so unique is normal, so therefore I am normal. If the same is true for you, copy this onto your profile!
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this to your profile.
If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this to your profile.
If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you are reading this line, copy and paste it in ur profile.
If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.
If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you are not sure if you find these 'copy and paste things' annoying or if you love them, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you wear glasses copy this onto your profile
Girls are like
FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."
FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.
BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"
FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.
BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.
FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.
BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"
FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.
BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.
FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.
BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.
FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.
BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run, bitch ,run!"
FRIENDS: Will help you move.
BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.
FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.
FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.
FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!
FRIENDS: Would read ignore this.
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shit!
I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.
kissing is healthy.
bananas are good for period pain.
it's good to cry.
chicken soup actually makes you feel better.
94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.
lying is actually unhealthy.
you really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.
it's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.
89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.
it's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.
chocolate will make you feel better.
most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.
a good friend never judges.
a good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any.
boys aren't worth your tears.
Quote: "Nature wasn't told what to wear, or how to look, yet it is more beautiful then anything we have ever seen. So why do people tell us what to do, and wear to be beautiful? Its what you do and how you think that make you beautiful."-from the uglies books.
Many people hear voices when no-one is there. Some of them are called mad and are shut up on rooms where they stare at the walls all day. Others are called writers and they do pretty much the same thing.
2 People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.
3 When people say 'Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too'. Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?
4 When people say 'it's always the last place you look'. Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it?
5 When people say while watching a film 'did you see that?'. No Loser, I paid 7 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.
6 People who ask 'Can I ask you a question?'... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.
8 When people say 'life is short'. What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?
Some see the glass half full, some see it half empty. Me? i just want to know who the hell is drinking my damn soda"
Good friends will help you move, BEST FRIENDS will help you move a dead body
"Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes."
if you are clumsy like bella paste this
If you have lost someone you love copy an paste
if you know someone with cancer whom is living copy and paste
if you know someone with cancer who died copy and paste
Thanks Stephenie now I will NEVER get a man.
Emmtt Cullen I love you! Oops! Did I say that out loud
If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile!
Good friends will say you can do better, BEST FRIENDS will call him up and say "seven days..."
"Good friends ask why you're crying, BEST FRIENDS already have the shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry" :)
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.
Just because your paranoid desn't mean they arnt out to get you!!
Tu madre! Yes, you just got burned in spanish. Would you like some ice for that spanish burn?
They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people.
Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and b--slap them upside the head.
When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back
If you don't like me, there is nothing I can do. Here's a newsflash Honey, I don't live to please you!
A friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "RUN, FORREST RUN!"
A friend wipes your tears when your rejected. A best friend goes up to him and says, "It's because your gay isn't it?"
"I'm bringin sexy back..." wait when was sexy gone?
On Sears hairdryer:
On a bag of Fritos:
On a bar of Dial soap:
On some Swann frozen dinners:
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
On a Korean kitchen knife:
On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
On a Swedish chainsaw:
His body is hard as stone
Vampires don't exist.
His family is kind
I deem myself unfit
His immortal kiss is coming.
i hugged a easter egg bcz i have amazing boobs.
Pick The Month You Were Born In:
1 (Jan) - I stabbed
Pick the day (number) you were born on:
01 - a rock star
Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White - because im sexy like that
emotional punk rock: a genre of punk rock music that began in the mid-1980s in Washington, D.C. and is noted for its thoughtful and emotional lyrics
Late 20th century. Shortening of emotional
there is nothing there at all about cutting your self wearing black or dressing is drag. "emo" is a diregotory term like fag or dyke. its also a load of BS all music should be emotional and not be a boring monotone and if you disagree than you like shitty music. and if you want to get tecnical were all "emo". you know why we all have emotions. so if you see some kid crying wearing all black and fliping his/her hair ITS GOTH! so stop saying emo enless your trying to say emotional shorter like convo. JUST STOP. the fags that want you to call them emo obviously have issues.you should also stop because your really refering to 1980's music. you cant just go up to a kid and call them 1980's music thats kinda wierd. you wierdo.
When there seems to be no hope, look deeper
Bella's hair & make- up:
hello kitty rainbow tank top: