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Hello stranger! My name is irrelevant and I live in a violent but beautiful place called Mexico. How you stumbled upon my profile is a mystery to me, and maybe I don't really want to know, but thanks for popping in. If you're here for stalking (which you probably are, if there is anyone is out there reading this) I won't really reveal too much. I'm in high school I am terrible at updating stories because I'm always busy with something else (so sorry if you were actually interested in anything), and I love dogs. I tend to be forthright and sarcastic and can come up a bit mean sometimes but don't worry I'm nice. My mom says so anyway. I drew my own profile picture because I wanted to brag about how great an artist I am (I know it's a terrible drawing, just go with it, pretend it looks nice). I may be Mexican but english is practically my first language. I hate reading and writing in spanish... its just wrong. If you already know who I am, keep my account on this site a secret and I'll keep yours.

I can only give you one personal contact address and that is my tumblr, which is as follows:

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(if you can call my lack of information stalking).


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Jigsaw Pieces by Jess.91 reviews
Short one shots, not drabbles, of various eras, character and genres. - Because life's all jigsaw pieces, they just don't always fit -
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 197 - Words: 241,369 - Reviews: 2374 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 11/20/2014 - Published: 10/14/2007
Dear Muggle: Letters from Hogwarts Students by Hyaroo reviews
As part of a special school assignment, all Hogwarts students had to write a letter to a Muggle who knows about the wizarding world. Here is a selection of the letters.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,133 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/29/2014 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Draco M. - Complete
Commentarius by B.C Daily reviews
Lily has always considered herself ordinary. But as she enters her 7th year, things start changing and Lily starts going a bit mad. Suddenly, she's Head Girl, her mates are acting strangely, and there's a new James Potter she can't seem to get rid of. PRE-HBP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 739,666 - Reviews: 2867 - Favs: 3,808 - Follows: 3,404 - Updated: 8/20/2013 - Published: 1/3/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Light Up The Sky by Troublemaker-In-Chief reviews
Lily and James are still grieving twelve years after Harry's death. He'd be 13 years old if he were alive. The war against Voldemort is more intense than ever. Three mysterious young Death Eaters keep helping the Aurors out. Read the full summary inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 147,763 - Reviews: 1127 - Favs: 719 - Follows: 703 - Updated: 6/20/2012 - Published: 6/23/2010 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Death Eater Guide by die hard slytherin reviews
Good luck! *might add more in at a later time*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,912 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Published: 10/21/2010 - Voldemort - Complete
New Leaf to Turn by slavetothepen reviews
Dudley Dursley lived a very normal life. But when an all too familiar letter makes an appearance on his son's 11th birthday, Dudley must seek the guidance of a cousin he hasn't seen in 19 years. Who else but Harry Potter?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 40,210 - Reviews: 989 - Favs: 2,579 - Follows: 824 - Updated: 6/3/2010 - Published: 5/18/2010 - Dudley D., Harry P. - Complete
A Poem From The Perspective of the Giant Squid by macareux reviews
The Giant Squid discusses saving children.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 173 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 16 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Giant Squid - Complete
Girls With Glasses by ZenJack reviews
Percy likes to stop at a muggle coffee shop after work. You never know who you might meet.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,809 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 3/25/2010 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Percy W., Audrey W.
Beyond the Proposal by sheffers reviews
With a week to go to the big wedding, things were supposed to be set in stone but even if the invites have been sent out and the security procedures are in place, there are still other things that can cause more than a little chaos. Full summary inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,472 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 3/14/2010 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Someone Else's Life by ark the wanderer reviews
Harry once said that being with Ginny was like living someone else's life. What if that life had been his? This story explores Harry’s life in a world without Voldemort. Mainly H/G
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 58,758 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 2/13/2010 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Catching Up With The Family by PadfootProngs7 reviews
Two years after the Final Battle and days before Christmas the Dursleys, Potters and Weasleys have a family reunion of sorts.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,001 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Petunia D., Harry P. - Complete
A Happy Ending After All by Joelle8 reviews
OneShot. Mrs. Petunia Dursley picks up her grandson from day care one day, and meets his new redheaded friend, Lily. After much prodding, she tells a story, one that Lily, surprisingly, knows... Story is better than summary! Please read!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,312 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 24 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Petunia D., Lily Luna P. - Complete
Chuck Norris facts for wizards by SuperSaiyanSandvich reviews
Harry Potter based Chuck Norris facts. Feel free to make your own.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 551 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/29/2009
Learning to Understand by PadfootProngs7 reviews
Harry and Ginny find out that they're about to be parents for the first time. They go though many struggles, fights, problems and emotional roller coasters. They learn to understand.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 30 - Words: 49,244 - Reviews: 413 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 8/23/2009 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
The List by Clear Plastic reviews
When a sixty-year-old Susan realizes she is about to die, she makes a list of things to do before she leaves this world. She learns a few lessons about love along the way, and finally confronts her past. *COMPLETE*
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 38,474 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 4/12/2009 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Susan Pevensie - Complete
A Potterverse Christmas Carol by Melindaleo reviews
DONE Petunia Dursley's well-ordered Christmas plans are interrupted by the arrival of three very familiar ghostly intruders. Intruders who claim she needs their help. Will Petunia be able to put her loathing of the magical world aside to save her family.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,619 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 1/2/2009 - Published: 12/5/2008 - Severus S., Petunia D. - Complete
Even Younger Warlock by Kirstieee reviews
When attacked by a dragon, Merlin uses a wrong spell and something life changing happens and Arthur has to look after him. Merlin/Arthur friendship.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,574 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 12/20/2008 - Published: 12/5/2008 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Wishes by TheOneKnownAsEmerald reviews
a Muggle, a friend...My name is Harry Potter, and this is my story about the greatest friend I ever had. It wasn't allowed but I didn't care. For her, I would've done anything. But I wasn't there for her. This is our story about our friendship.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,297 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 25 - Published: 12/11/2008 - Harry P., OC - Complete
Giving One Thousand Percent by Thanfiction reviews
Ten Weasleys. One hundred words. A family like none other.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,046 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Complete
Letters by Jess.91 reviews
Harry wrote to his estranged family whenever he had a child...Here's nine moments in time...One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,506 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 36 - Published: 5/4/2008 - Harry P., Petunia D. - Complete
Ten Things You Never Knew About Percy Weasley by Bad Mum reviews
I know everyone is doing these. But Percy is much misunderstood and needs a voice!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 688 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/20/2008 - Percy W. - Complete
still too early to dream by cupid-painted-blind reviews
Sometimes, Molly hates Lily Potter. Drabble, post dh.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 116 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Molly W. - Complete
A Little More Time by Jess Pallas reviews
DH Spoilers Was it possible to save two lives without altering history? Was it possible to given them a future twenty years after they had supposedly died? Teddy Lupin thought so...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 123,353 - Reviews: 1524 - Favs: 1,253 - Follows: 344 - Updated: 1/20/2008 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Double The Laughter Again by Jess.91 reviews
George learned to adjust. What else could he do? He'd had a twin for twenty years, but he'd learned to live without him. But now, it's his time, and guess who's there to help him cross over? Part of my Again series. oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,299 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/13/2007 - George W., Fred W. - Complete
Remember To Laugh Again by Jess.91 reviews
Part of my Again series. Can be read independently though. Fred disliked being serious. It just wasn't who he was. But something about being dead made it hard to laugh and joke. oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,605 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/11/2007 - Fred W. - Complete
Holes by Bad Mum reviews
A snapshot of the Weasley family post Deathly Hallows.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 225 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/11/2007 - Fred W. - Complete
Where the lilies blow by Tari Roo reviews
Post DH. Its the 1st April and the cemetery in Ottery St. Catchpole has a visitor.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,709 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/21/2007 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
101 Responses To 'Go Out With Me, Evans' by Dudette13 reviews
All the way from 'No' to 'Yes', with 99 others in between. Because we all know that Lily would've liked to be original from time to time... There should be a question mark behind 'Evans'... R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,692 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 525 - Follows: 59 - Published: 12/6/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
How to Write a Harry Potter Fanfiction by cupid-painted-blind reviews
Seven steps to writing yet another cliched Harry Potter fanfiction.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,051 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 33 - Published: 8/2/2006 - Complete
A Mary Sue Alphabet by Irony-chan reviews
A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 2658 - Favs: 6,330 - Follows: 408 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
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Hermione and the Letter reviews
Hermione was a not so normal ordinary girl... until she got a strange letter from strange place in a strange world. Follow Hermione through her first year at Hogwarts and find out what really goes on inside her head.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,813 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/28/2010 - Published: 5/8/2010 - Hermione G.
Gone and Forgotten reviews
Someone remembers their brother long after the war and feel guilty they were not able to save him.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 277 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10/27/2009 - Complete