Author has written 21 stories for Big Time Rush, Tower Prep, and iCarly.
Hey people! Its Starbucks. I have a couple BTR fics. I am quite proud of them, but if you are a slasher, and enjoy pairings involving two of the guys, I'm afraid you're going to be out of luck with my fics, which are Logan/Camille, James/Camille, Kendall/Jo, Carlos/Stephanie, etcetera.
I hate Twilight. Harry Potter rules them all.
I LOVE to read. Its my second favorite past time. Second to breathing.
I have so many cousins I haven't even met them all.
The library is my favorite place.
My Twitter is @AnnaMarieBee. Just in case, you know... you fancy food and song lyric tweets every now and again. ;)
I'm a neat freak, and a little bit of a germaphobe. (Just a little bit...)
I kinda like school. Forgive me.
I'm not bubbly, and I wouldn't be caught dead in pink. Well, I wouldn't get caught, anyway. If I were dead in pink, it would be none of my doing.
I wear lots of black. Lots. I like black.
I am very much the introvert.
I LOVE penguins! Anything penguin! Penguin watches, pillows, toys or mugs. I say bring it all on! (Cause I'm collecting that kinda stuff now you know...)
Remixes are cool. I like dancey-dance music.
I don't wade. I jump in (or clumsily trip) head first.
I think Twilight only got as popular as it is cause of the movies. And I hate that.
I've never been to a concert my whole entire life. (Feel sorry for me?)
That stuff, about the WORLD ending in 2012? Its a big bunch of CRAPPO! No way would we actually know when the world's gonna end. It wouldn't ever be that obvious.
I do NOT have an iPod. But I don't think I can last another year without one.
iCarly - LIKE
Seddie. And I also read Spam sometimes. I don't like it NEAR as much as Seddie, but I still read it.
Creddie. NEVER gonna happen. Also any Sam pairings that don't involve Freddie, yeah I don't like those either. I HATE Cam, and I think femslash, of any kind, between ANY characters, and Freddie/Spencer pairings are just sick.
Young Wizards - LIKE
Dairine/Roshaun pairings are what I mainly read. But sometimes I read Kit/Nita ones too.
Carl/Tom (yucky...) and Nita/Ronan. I think the reason can plainly be seen why they will never happen.
The Chronicles of Narnia - LIKE
Suspian (Susan/Caspian) I know. It didn't happen in the books. But I really wish it had. And I give kudos to whoever thought of this pairing. Its adorable! Even though Caspian is mine.
Edmund/OC As long as the girl character is kick-butt awesome, I'm good. No giggly stereotypes. And plus, if it has Edmund in it, its gonna be even more awesome, right?! ...Hes my favorite. :D
Teen Titans -
There really is no like or dislike in this case. I've read a lot of TT fics, but it seems like there are only two pairings that ever come up. BB/Raven and Starfire/Robin. I think Star/Rob is cute, but totally predictable and cliche. And BB/Raven...well I just cant picture that happening. I wish it would! Raven is my favorite character, and I really wanted to see her get together with someone. But oh well. We cant have everything. -_-
Big Time Rush - LIKE
I'll read anything that isn't slash, and I'll probably enjoy it, but so far, Lomille is my FAVORITE! :D I don't care for Logan/Katie, or Kendall, Carlos/Camille. Just how it is.
And Jo is cool. Just not cool enough for me to like her with any of the guys 'cept Kendall. :)
I think the ones that have a slash between two of the boys are remarkably well-written (most of the time), but I'm afraid I just can't endorse that. So I definitely try not to read any of those.
Merlin - LIKE
They're just too adorable. The whole forbidden love thing really works for them.
Also, I like Merlin in anything. Except with Guin. Cause she and Arthur are made for each other.
It's basically like brother and sister, which is weird...
I think that's basically all I read. But I'll be sure to add, as my reading genres grow. Which I'm sure they will. :)
My Characters -
Serenity Elizabeth DiPillo from Learning to Love Again
Coming Soon -
Anna Marie Diamond from The Life of Sixteen and Chance
And now a few copy/pastes I've been meaning to put up. Meaning... one. Because I used to be an iCarly fanatic, and I've cooled down to a mere fan. But I'll leave it up anyway. For old times sake.
An iCarly Survey
What's your favorite episode?
iRocked the Vote. Funny stuff right there.
Have you put any of the episodes of your iPod?
I will. As soon as I get an iPod.
Who introduced you to the show?
I guess myself. I was browsing channels and I stopped on Nick to see if Drake and Josh was on. I really love that show. :) And I actually thought it was a new Drake and Josh, cause I saw Miranda Cosgrove, and I thought it was Meagan. And I figured it must be new, cause she looked so grown up. Then I saw a blonde curly haired girl, a really kinda wimpy looking lil guy with shoes to make his feet look bigger, and another really big blonde guy. Then a tall brunette came on screen, and I was like "This must be Drake and Josh. Look, there's Crazy Steve!" But then I saw an unfamiliar school hall and apartment, and yeah. It definitely wasn't Drake and Josh. That one was iHatch Chicks, and the next one I saw, iHeart Art, got me completely hooked. It was also when I started shipping Seddie. :)
Did you watch the sneak preview of the first episode when it came on TV?
Nope. Didn't really know about it until later.
What do you predict for the characters in the future?
Well I know something wacky is gonna happen to Spence, that makes him really well known and famous and stuff, cause he has crazy good luck. For Carly, I really dunno. And hopefully Sam and Freddie will be together.
Who's your favorite character?
A tie between Spencer and Sam. But Gibby is kick-butt also.
Who's your favorite girl?
Who's your favorite guy?
Spencer. But I also love Gibby.
What's your favorite line from one of the episodes?
I honestly don't know how anyone can have a favorite. With Dan Schneiders comic genius, how can you even think about it?! But since I have to choose I'll go with this one, from iThink They Kissed:
Carly: "Never tell a girl to calm down! It just gets us all whipped up!! You see me all whipped up?! Its cause you told me to CALM DOWN!!!" (thwacks Spencer on the arm)
Spencer: (rubbing arm with a pained expression) "You know, most guys have to get married to suffer this kind of abuse."
What's your favorite Seddie moment (other than the kiss)?
This may be unusual for most people, but in iTake On Dingo, when they're in the jank inn, after they get back from the studio the first time, Freddie and Spencer are pacing around, talking about how gross and freaky the head was, and then Freddie goes to sit by Sam. He had a choice, Carly or Sam. There was plenty of room on both beds. But he chose Sam. I realize its not very Seddie, but every time I see it I get all warm inside.
What's your favorite Spam moment?
When Spencer is playing the role of therapist to Sam, and they're sitting in the iCarly studio and Spence says tell me the first word that comes into your head. And then the monster, soup, soup, monster. Then food, lunch, hungry, wings, now, LETS! That was hilarious!
What's your favorite moment between Carly & Sam?
When they're at the dentists in iTTK. "Stay blonde." "Stay brune." :D
What's your favorite argument between any of the characters?
In iCook when Sam and Freddie say "What? Why?!" at the same time, then Sam reaches back and slaps Freddie, he slaps her right back. That was too funny!
What episode title is your favorite?
Is this one of your favorite shows?
My favorite. Along with BTR.
Seddie or Creddie?
Season one or season two?
Spam or Sam/Jonah?
Were you more excited for 'iGo To Japan' or 'iDate A Bad Boy' ?
iDate a Bad Boy. I wasn't enough into it to be excited at the beginning.
Are you more exicted for season two DVD's or 'iFight Shelby Marx' ?
iFight Shelby Marx
'iTwins' or 'iMust Have Locker 239'?
iMust Have Locker 239
Who do you want to see Freddie with: Carly or Sam?
Sam or Carly?
Carly or Freddie?
Sam or Spencer?
I CAN'T CHOOSE!
Spencer or Freddie?
Jonah or Pete?
Tureen or Wendy?
Sam or Freddie?
Granddad or Mrs. Benson?
Mrs. Benson. A fellow germaphobe. :D (Just kidding...)
Griffin or Jake?
Griffin or Freddie?
Carly or Spencer?
Ms. Briggs or Mr. Howard?
Like, for more evilness shoved into a single human soul? Ms. Briggs.
Nevel or Mandy?
Nevel or Tureen?
Who’s the better guest star: Emmett the eating kid or Chuck the deliveryman with no personality?
Chuck. Definitely. "Your toilet water's blue!! Lookit!" "...Who's the dude playing in our toilet?"
The girls on the show or the guys on the show?
Erm, I'm gonna have to go with the guys. Between Spencer and Gibby... Yeah. It is what it is.
How did you first hear about the movie events?
Are you excited for iFight Shelby Marx?
What do you think of the casting on the show?
Do you watch it religiously?
Almost nearly kinda yes.
Do any of your friends watch it?
I don't know. If they do, they haven't told me.
Do you think it will run a long time?
What episode did you like Sam the best?
I like her in every one!
How about Freddie?
iThink They Kissed
And what about Carly’s?
iTake On Dingo
Which character would you meet in person?
Which actress would you meet in person?
Which actor would you meet in person?
Jerry Trainor. But if it was anyone involving iCarly at all, I would pick Dan Schneider.
Name 12 characters from iCarly.
10) Mrs. Benson
01. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?
02. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Very hot. Hes adorable. :)
03. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
That would be weird...
04. Do you recall any fics about Nine? Can you recommend any?
Ive read a couple, but they usually have either Carly or Sam in them. They're not exclusive.
05. Would Two and Six make a good couple?
They wouldn't last two seconds. Probably because Sam would've killed him, or beat him up beyond recognition.
06. Five/Nine or Five/Ten?
Immmmmmm gonna go with Missy/Shane. Just because... well the latter is so gross.
07. What would happen if Seven walked in on Twelve and Two having sex?
I don't think that would EVER happen, but if it did, I don't think it would bother or concern Griffin one bit. Maybe he'd tell Carly, maybe not.
08. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fanfic?
Hm. Carly/Mrs. Benson. Well, I guess we'll say that after all these years of Freddie trying hopelessly to win Carly over, Carly starts to develop feelings for Freddie as well. She tries to let him know, but Mrs. Benson tells Carly, if she really cares about Freddie and making him happy, then the best thing she can do is leave him alone. Mrs. Benson tells Carly that she knows that Freddie doesn't like Carly anymore, that he likes someone else. But neither of them know who it is. So they set out to find out. I like to think its Sam Freddie has his eye on, but I'm versatile. You can draw your own conclusions. (I know. That was probably the worst 10 to 20 seconds of your life, depending on how fast you read. I am deeply sorry.)
09. Is there such thing as a One/Eight fluff fanfic?
Spencer/Wendy? No... I don't think Ive heard of that before.
10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic:
Griffin/Jeremy. Hm... Honestly, I couldn't think of one if you paid me.
11. What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!! Not even gonna go there!
12. Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
I really don't know.
13. Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
I don't even know what that is.
14. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
I don't believe so.
15. Would anyone you know write Two/Four/Five?
Oh yeah. I know of a few. :P Only every other Seddie story. Missy is just way too good of a bad guy.
16. What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
I really don't know... "CACHINKA!!" ?
17. If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
I don't know of a song awesome enough to describe her.
18. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
I dunno. Maybe "This fic contains extreme randomness"?
19. What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?
Probably something about how Mrs. Benson thinks Sam is a dirty street monster, or something like that.
20. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
I haven't really ever read a fic that is about only her.
21. Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or Sober?
Nope, I very much doubt it. In fact I doubt it with every bone in my body.
22. If Three and Seven got together, who would top?
In fact they have. But sorry Carly. Griffin way tops you.
23. "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, heartbroken, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three."
Spencer and Shane are in a happy relationship until Shane suddenly runs off with Freddie. Spencer, heartbroken, has a hot one night stand with Gibby and a brief unhappy affair with Jeremy, then follows the wise advice of Missy and finds true love with Carly. NO. That's all I'm gonna say. No no no no no no no no no no! They're all dudes, and then its bro and sis! That's just too wrong. Why did I have to put them in that order?!
I'm skinny, so I must be anorexic.
I'm Emo, so I must cut my wrists.
I'm Negro, so I must carry a gun.
I'm blonde, so I must be a ditz.
I'm Jamaican, so I must smoke weed.
I'm Haitian, so I must eat cat.
I'm Jewish, so I must be greedy.
I'm gay, so I must have aids.
I'm a lesbian, so I must have a sex tape.
I support gay rights, so I must be going to hell.
I'm Catholic, so I must hate gay people.
I'm religious, so I must shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm an atheist, so I must hate the world.
I'm republican, so I must not care about poor people.
I'm democrat, so I must not believe in being responsible.
I'm a liberal, so I must be gay.
I'm CPR certified, so I MUST be waiting for someone to have cardiac arrest.
I'm southern, so I must be white trash.
I take anti depressants, so I must be crazy.
I'm bi, so I must think every girl I see is hot.
I'm a female gamer, so I must be crazy or ugly.
I'm young, so I must be naive.
I'm overweight (I prefer curvy XD), so I must have a problem with self control.
I'm a Wiccan, so I must be a devil-worshipping killer.
I'm a good liar, so I must be an actor or actress.
I'm a female black belt, so I must be a lesbian.
I like to be myself, so I must be cocky and arrogant.
I'm Bohemian, so I must be a drug addict hippie.
I love animals, so I must be a vegetarian.
I'm a tree-hugger, so I must be a hippie.
I'm into Jimi Hendrix, so I must be on drugs.
I'm an outcast, so I must be a jealous loser.
I'm a girl, so I must be obsessed with boys and gossip.
I'm a virgin, so I must be frigid.
I'm shy, so I must not have any friends.
I'm a white girl, so I must be the steal-your-money kind of GF.
I'm single, so I must be ugly.
I'm American, so I must be an overweight pig with no boundaries.
I don't have a religion, so I must be evil and have no morals.
I'm Irish, so I must have a bad drinking problem.
I'm a punk, so I must do drugs.
I'm rich, so I must be a conceited snob.
I wear black, so I must be a Goth or emo.
I'm Cuban, so I must spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm a teenage mom, so I must be an irresponsible slut.
I'm Polish, so I must wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm Egyptian, so I must be a terrorist.
I'm pretty, so I must not be a virgin.
I have straight A's, so I must have no social life.
I dye my hair crazy colors, so I must be looking for attention.
I dress in unusual ways, so I must be looking for attention.
I'm a vegetarian, so I must be a crazy political activist.
I have a bunch of guy friends, so I must be going out with them all.
I'm Columbian, so I must be a drug dealer.
I wear what I want, so I must be a poser.
I'm Russian, so I must be cool and "that's how Russians roll".
I'm German, so I must be a Nazi.
I'm Brazilian, so I must have a big butt.
I'm Puerto Rican, so I must look good and be conceited.
I'm Hawaiian, so I must be lazy.
I'm Peruvian, so I must like llamas.
I'm straight edge, so I must be violent.
I'm black, so I must love fried chicken and Kool-Aid.
I'm a girl who actually eats lunch, so I must be fat.
I'm a skater, so I must do weed and steal stuff.
I'm a punk, so I must only wear black and date only other punks.
I'm Asian, so I must be a nerd that does homework 24/7.
I'm mixed, so I must be screwed up.
I'm Muslim, so I must be a terrorist.
I'm in band, so I must be a dork.
I'm black, so I must believe Jesus "wuz a brother".
I'm white and have black friends, so I must think I'm black.
I'm Gothic, so I must worship the devil.
I'm Hispanic, so I must be dirty.
I'm not like everyone else, so I must be a loser.
I'm preppy, so I must shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a dance team, so I must be stupid and stuck up.
I'm Mexican, so I must have hopped the border.
I got a car for my birthday, so I must be a spoiled brat.
I'm black, so I must love watermelon.
I'm prep, so I must be rich.
I don't like the sun, so I must be an albino.
I have a lot of friends, so I must love to drink and party.
I wear tight pants and I'm a guy, so I must be emo.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I must smoke and drink too.
I have artistic talent, so I must think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a big group, so I must be anti-social.
I have a different sense of humor, so I must be crazy.
My hair gets greasy a lot, so I must have no hygiene skills.
I'm defensive, so I must be over controlling.
I read comics, so I must be a loser.
I'm Texan, so I must ride a horse.
I draw anime, so I must be a freak.
I am a fan girl, so I must be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm an only child, so I must be spoiled.
I'm intelligent, so I must be weak.
I'm Welsh, so I must love sheep.
I’m a young writer, so I must be emo.
I’m Canadian, so I must talk with a funny accent, and love hockey and beavers.
I'm a guy, so I must ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm disabled, so I must be on welfare.
I'm a teenager, so I must have a stereotype.
I wear a big sunhat when I go outside, so I must be stupid.
I like blood, so I must be a vampire.
I'm an albino, so I must be an evil person with mental abilities and a murderer.
I'm English, so I must speak with a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m white, so I must be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I’m not the most popular person in school, so I must be a loser.
I care about the environment, so I must be a tree-hugging hippie.
I have a fan character, so I must be an annoying Mary-Sue.
I'm pagan, so I must sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
I'm conservative, so I must be against abortion. (And I am...)
I'm Swedish, so I must be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I like cartoons, so I must be a child.
I like reading, so I must be a loner.
I have my own spiritual ideology, so I must be wrong or misguided.
I disagree with my government, so I must be a terrorist.
I don't curse, so I must be an outcast
I like games, anime, and comics, so I must be childish
I'm Gothic, so I must be mean.
I’m strong, so I must be stupid.
I'm Australian, so I must hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.
I go to Renaissance Fairs, so I must talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I'm not Christian, so I must just need converting.
I love marching band, so I must be a friendless freak.
I drink and smoke, so I must have no life.
I'm friends with a cutter, so I must be a cutter too.
I cry easily, so I must be a wimp.I can't help pointing out mistakes, so I must be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a perfectionist, so I must check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
I don't like to talk about my personal life, so I must be having "problems".
I don't have many friends, so I must be antisocial.
I have a guy best friend, so I must be going out with him.
I'm a good actor/actress, so I must be a liar.
I'm a black belt, so I must always want to kick someone's butt.
I'm into Jimi Hendrix, so I must be on drugs.
I'm a musician, so I must not be doing anything with my life.
I have good grades, so I must be a nerd or suck-up.
I have green skin, so I must be a wicked witch.
I'm different, so I must just want attention.
I'm an actor/actress, so I must be accustomed to having my way.
I'm a girl, so I must suck at all guy sports.
I wear glasses and retainers, so I must be a nerd.
I'm half Asian, half British, so I must be short.
I'm a teenager, so I must be rebellious.
I'm not like everyone else, so I must be a loser.
I smile and laugh often, so I must have a great life.
I copied and pasted this onto my profile, so I must be a plagiarist.
I frown a lot, so I must have a bad life.
I get bad grades, so I must be a slacker who doesn't try.
I'm a Jew, so I must hate all Germans.
I am polite to teachers, so I must be a teacher's pet.
I don't have a social label, so I must just be emo.
I like country music, so I must be a redneck hick.
I'm Mormon, so I must be perfect.
I like shopping, so I must be rich.
Put your playlist/iPod/mp3 on shuffle and note the first 15 songs.
1. How does the world see you? Was I The Only One? - Jordin Sparks
2. Will I have a happy life? Saltwater Room - Owl City ft. Breanne Duren
3. What do my friends really think of me? You Can - David Archuleta
4. Do people secretly lust after me? Fight For Love - Elliot Yamin
5. How can I make myself happy? When We Say Goodbye - Katherine McPhee
6. What should I do with my life? World In Front of Me - Kina Grannis
7. What is some good advice for me? Mary's Song (Oh My, My, My) - Taylor Swift
8. How will I be remembered? Famous - Big Time Rush (:D)
9. What is my signature dancing song? The Way I Loved You - Taylor Swift
10. What do I think my current theme song is? Midnight Bottle - Colbie Caillat (I swear I am NOT an alchoholic... though it may look that way. XD)
11. What does everyone else think my current theme song is? Heart and Mind - Kina Grannis
12. What song will play at my funeral? One Fine Wire - Colbie Caillat (... BAHAHA!!!!!)
13. What type of guys/girls do you like? Behind These Hazel Eyes - Kelly Clarkson (James Maslow has hazel eyes... *drool*)
14. What is my day going to be like? Tidal Wave - Owl City ft. Matt Thiessen
15. What will tomorrow bring? Best Of My Love - Vonzell Solomon
Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...
He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...
He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...
He had no army, yet kings feared him...
He won no military battles, yet he conquered the world...
He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...
He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today
If you love God with your whole heart and are 100 percent proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile
Smile... it makes people wonder what you're up to.
When you get caught looking at him, just remember he was looking back.
If yuo cna raed tihs, cnorgadluatoins! Yuo aer oen of teh samrt peploe woh dno't need to look at teh wrod idniviudlaly, btu as a wolhe! Olny samrt poelpe can raed tihs bceuase tehy are good raedres. Msot good raedres cna raed wrdos wehn the frist and lsat ltetres of the wrod are the smae, and tehre are the smae auomnt of lteters in the wrod.
If you could read that, copy and paste this onto your profile.
92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent that would be laughing their butts off.
80 of American teens have moved onto rap. If you are part of the 20 that still listens to real music, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you can't stand stupid girls, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you are planning world domination (most of us are), then copy and paste this onto your profile. (DEATH BY LOMILLE SPAM!!!! *laughs maniacally*)
If you love Big Time Rush, put this in your profile.
If you love Liam Payne, and One Direction, put this in your profile.
I think that's it. You rock for reading all the way to the end. I wish I could give you an award, but, sadly... I can't. So thanks again. And happy reading, or writing, or reviewing to ALL!
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