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Author has written 11 stories for District 9, Princess Protection Program, Sonny with a Chance, Chuck, Call of Duty, Hannah Montana, Animorphs, and Jurassic Park.

David Mitchell is my spirit animal.

Now that I have your attention, hi! My name is Jude, but I use the penname Godfrey Raphael, mostly because I feel it's cooler to have a pseudonym.

I like writing fanfiction, but I also write original fiction. Check it out at FictionPress.com; look for Liberators in Action.

I don't like slash and femslash. Bromances and sisterly love, yes, but not slash and femslash. But I support LGBT rights. Does that make me a hypocrite? Not anymore; freaking Carmilla and Laura converted me to femslash! But only Hollstein femslash as of now... er, watch this space?

I love parodies. Long live Michael V. and Weird Al Yankovic!

Favorite Disney shows: Hannah Montana, Wizards of Waverly Place, Sonny With a Chance, Cory in the House, Suite Life on Deck.

Some of my stories will feature a lot of Miley Cyrus, Selena Gomez, Demi Lovato, Emily Osment, Emma Roberts, Kyle Massey, Jason Dolley, Brandon Mychal Smith, Mitchel Musso, and Sterling Knight. Just so you know.

I have sick and twisted dreams of a Left 4 Dead featuring Mac Taylor, Alex Russo, PJ Duncan, and Nico Harris. I also dreamed of a T-Rex eating a Tank and a Witch. Am I crazy?

I like watching Jurassic Park--right until the T-Rex escape and raptor attacks. Am I a scaredy-cat?

Currently obsessed with finishing my projects here in FanFiction and then developing my own fiction writing skills.

Favorite TV Shows: (aside from the ones mentioned above) 30 Rock, Two and a Half Men, Big Bang Theory, 24, CSI (all three of them), Sherlock, Chuck, Prison Break, The Simpsons, Family Guy, American Dad, Arrested Development, Bubble Gang, Banana Split, Eat Bulaga, It's Showtime, Air Crash Investigation, Seconds From Disaster

Favorite Movies: Men in Black (1 and 3), Bad Boys II, 21 (and 22) Jump Street, Oz the Great and Powerful, 2 Guns, Mission Impossible (4 most of all), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Lone Survivor, Battleship, Taken (1 and 2), Angels and Demons, You Don't Mess With the Zohan, Star Trek Into Darkness, Star Wars 1-6, Jurassic Park (the first one most of all, even with the T-rex and the raptors), Scary Movie 3 and 4, Frozen, Maleficent (yes, you read those two last movies right), Jurassic World, and now I can't wait for the next Star Wars!

Favorite Games: Call of Duty series, Battlefield series, Total War series, Crusader Kings 2, Europa Universalis IV, Metro 2033, NBA 2K series, Need for Speed series, Euro Truck Simulator 2

Announcement: 06/26/2014: My Sonny With a Chance fic, The Fun Goes On, is back after an almost two-year hiatus! Please tune in to The Fun Goes On for more fun from the cast of So Random! Also, lots of special guest stars in that show! So please click that link, read, and leave a review!

My Stories!

1. Chuck Versus the Ultranationalists - Chuck is kidnapped by Russian Ultranationalists and force him to help them overthrow the current Afghan regime. But he manages to escape and inform two individuals of the plan, Carter Mason and Princess Rosie. Yeah, I know, it's a Chuck/PPP crossover, but I'm too lazy to brand it as such yet. Chapters written but not yet published.

2. Fighting Land - Upon the ushering of a new world order, Carter and Rosie find themselves in the employ of the KGB as they try to stop reactionary revolutionaries from disrupting the new world order. Fighting takes place in Afghanistan, Chechnya, and Costa Luna, and old and new enemies try to stop them from accomplishing their goal as new friends assist them. The story continues in Fighting Land: Costa Luna.

3. The Fun Goes On - The So Random gang continues to amuse us on the web with new and improved sketches. Take note that Sonny never left and Chad joins them. Mostly just sketches but with the occasional story somewhere. Chapters written but not yet published.

4. Operation Charybdis - What really happened in Operation Charybdis, the CIA operation sent to kill Alex Mason and Co.? This story aims to find out. Surprise character inside. Currently on hold.

5. Three Years Is All It Takes - Three years have passed since Wikus has become a prawn. Another life-changing transformation occurs, and Wikus finally returns to the land of the living. One-shot.

6. Viral - After the Blacklight debacle in Manhattan, the Blacklight Virus somehow gets to Johannesburg, and Wikus and Alex's paths cross as they try to stop the infection from spreading throughout South Africa. District 9/Prototype crossover. Currently on hold.

7. There's a Soldier in Every Downfall Nazi - The "There's a Soldier in All of Us" commercial for Black Ops with a Downfall parody twist. Because video editing software is too much for me at the moment, I decided to do written parodies, and it doesn't constrain me as much! Basically this is dead.

8. Flight 4892 - What if Miley Stewart decided to leave it all behind and just become a pilot? It actually works out for her, until one day, when her plane decides that it wants to crash. Turns out that Flight 4892 is going to be the flight of her life.

9. After the War: The Extremists - I really hope this will be the first of a series. Jennifer Carson is just your average twenty-one-year-old girl. Except for the Yeerk in her head. And it's thirteen years after the Yeerk invasion, and Jen's Yeerk doesn't have the three-day Kandrona limit. But when she survives a plane crash caused by nothlits, she'll find herself in the middle of a coming nothlit uprising. She'll do all she can to survive this with her Yeerk, but will they be able to make it out of the situation alive?

10. Jurassic World: The Most Dangerous Game - My effort to jump in on the Jurassic World bandwagon. It's a day after the events of the movie, and everyone's back in Costa Rica, trying to put the whole thing behind them. But then Owen and Claire are approached by a private security company to help them rescue the survivors of a plane that crashed in Isla Sorna. Problem is, the two of them haven't been on that particular island in a long time, so they have no idea how they can help out. But they're basically forced into it, so they have no choice but to go along with the PMCs to Sorna. But, as always in the JP universe, everything is not as easy as it seems, and once again they end up stuck on the island. It can only mean a crazy adventure for the JP fandom's newest love-team.

Future Stories

1. Beyond Whiskey Hotel - A sort-of crossover of Modern Warfare 2 and Bad Company 2 with mostly OCs. I have no idea if I will make this anymore.

2. Untitled story for Homefront, which comes after Beyond Whiskey Hotel, although this is mostly abandoned.

3. Basically, anything that comes to my mind!

Being a fan of so many things makes you aware of the following things:

- You can never read The Kane Chronicles the same way if you're a fan of Stargate.

- You can never watch The Borgias the same way if you've played Assassin's Creed 2 and AC: Brotherhood.

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Muldoon by coldfusion9797 reviews
Robert Muldoon survives the raptor attack to discover he is the only human left on Isla Nublar, and that he is not the only sole survivor of a species once found there.
Jurassic Park - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 27,066 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 7/4 - Published: 7/2/2014 - R. Muldoon, Velociraptor
The Rebel by Kharina1990 reviews
'My name is Aftran 942. I am an alien, a Yeerk. And I am about to die. The only uncertainty is how.' Aftran 942 waits to learn her fate at the end of number 29. When she is offered a nothlit form, she chooses a different animal than in the book. How will her choice affect the rest of the series and the outcome of the war? Obviously AU. Rated for language and later violence.
Animorphs - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 27,722 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 4/23 - Published: 8/25/2014
Insurrection by Creen reviews
If Yeerks could sleep, or dream... would they still be Yeerks? When a scientist of the Empire attempts to modify humans into the next race of warriors for the Empire, it encounters unexpected... side effects... especially when the prototype escapes... (with an unwilling passenger) and long held beliefs and assumptions are put to the test... Who will the true enemy be? READ please?
Animorphs - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 104,191 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 10/2/2016 - Published: 8/15/2013
Blue Zulu by Lamna Nasus reviews
After the events of Jurassic World, Blue finds herself alone for the first time in her life until she finds an abandoned egg. However, protecting its inhabitant soon becomes a challenge.
Jurassic Park - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,105 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 8/29/2015 - Published: 7/7/2015 - Velociraptor, Owen
Expatriate by Chiroptera Jones reviews
When it was all over and his world was in ashes, Yanzin 849 of the Sulp Niar pool chose to remain on Earth. Can he remain unchanged, and what purpose does his life have now? An exploration of the life of one of the yeerk nothlits remaining on Earth. Contains all OCs, rated T for coarse language and possible adult themes.
Animorphs - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,970 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/4/2015 - Published: 7/2/2012
What Remains by YPM-33-KI reviews
The story of a rather damaged young man, who remains a controller two years on from the war's end. Lucas loves his yeerk and hopes to remain a controller forever, until outside events finally force him to question his role in life.
Animorphs - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,798 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/21/2015 - Published: 10/20/2013
The Passage by YPM-33-KI reviews
What if the Yeerks' approach to hosts had been just a little more...balanced? AU
Animorphs - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 761 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/6/2015 - Complete
The Adjustments by Anifan1 reviews
A few years after the end of the war with the Yeerks, a human and her Yeerk from the Peace Movement embark on a new adventure-human college. Can she and her Yeerk receive acceptance in this new environment? Includes mostly OCs. Mostly canon. Please read and leave feedback!
Animorphs - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 10 - Words: 68,354 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/12/2014 - Published: 6/7/2005 - Tom B., OC
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Fighting Land: Costa Luna reviews
The Ultranationalists, after being thwarted by the PPP two times already, decides to strike where it hurts the most: Costa Luna. For Rosie, the fight for her country will now become all too real.
Princess Protection Program - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 53,392 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/30 - Published: 2/13/2014 - Princess Rosalinda/Rosie, Carter M., General Kane
After the War: The Extremists reviews
Thirteen years after the Yeerk War, voluntary Controllers are few and far between. Nothlits outnumber Yeerks by a large margin, and they've been feeling oppressed. A girl and her Yeerk are living a quiet life, but little do they know that they're living in the epicenter of the coming troubles between humans and nothlits. Now rated T for violence and terrorism.
Animorphs - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 53,822 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/30 - Published: 11/12/2014 - OC
Jurassic World: The Most Dangerous Game reviews
"So you mean to tell me that aside from us and the mercenaries, there are drug cartels, dinosaur hunters, and secret genetic projects going on in this island?" "Pretty much." "Someone must really, really hate us." Owen and Claire are taken by a secretive group of people to Isla Sorna in the aftermath of the J-World incident where they learn everything's not as it seems.
Jurassic Park - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,825 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 5/12 - Published: 6/21/2015 - Claire, Owen
Flight 4892 reviews
AU. Miley Stewart is a pilot for Cash Airlines, with a non-remarkable flying record. However, when a series of events conspire to try to bring her plane down, she finds out that she may just be in for the flight of her life. Rated T for language and content. Features loads of characters from different universes.
Hannah Montana - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,588 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/6/2016 - Published: 11/11/2014 - Hannah M./Miley S.
The Fun Goes On reviews
More sketches for the So Random cast! Now rated T for some sexual references and violence.
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 44,727 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/28/2015 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Sonny M., Chad D. C., Tawni H., Nico H.
Fighting Land reviews
Two girls. One villain. A series of events that will shake the foundations of the new world order. Can Carter and Rosie stop this madman? Set after the movie. Not your average PPP fanfic.
Princess Protection Program - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 37,771 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/29/2012 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Carter M., Princess Rosalinda/Rosie
Chuck, Carter, and Rosie Vs the Ultranationalists reviews
Chuck gets drawn into a secret war in Russia which is spreading into other places in the globe. With Carter and Rosie's help, can they stop the Ultranationalist menace?
Crossover - Chuck & Princess Protection Program - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,796 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/28/2011 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Chuck B., Carter M.
There's a Soldier in Every Downfall Nazi
What happens when the cast of the Downfall Parodies does a Call of Duty commercial? What else but Reich Ops! My first Downfall parody, and probably the first one in a written form instead of a video.
Call of Duty - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 784 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/26/2011
Viral reviews
Strange things are happening in Johannesburg. Crossover with Prototype.
District 9 - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,743 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/19/2011 - Published: 4/28/2010 - Wikus V.D.M.
Operation Charybdis reviews
What really happened during the infamous Operation Charybdis mentioned at the end of Black Ops? Was Mason following the Soviets' agenda or his own? This story aims to uncover what really happened.
Call of Duty - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,062 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/23/2011 - Published: 2/17/2011 - A. Mason, J. Hudson
Three Years Is All It Takes reviews
Could it really be that easy? ONE SHOT.
District 9 - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,944 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 1/10/2010 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Wikus V.D.M. - Complete