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Hello people of the world! =)
Well, I'm a HUGE iCarly fan and I have OSD (Obsessive Seddie Disorder) =P
I'm also a huge fan of The Vampire Diaries, Victorious, The Hunger Games, The Inheritance Cycle, Harry Potter and Percy Jackson & The Olympians.
Well, I think that's all, but if you want to know anything else, just read my profile ;)
iCarly - SamxFreddie and CarlyxGibby
The Vampire Diaries - DamonxElena, CarolinexKlaus, AlaricxMeredith, BonniexJeremy and AnnaxJeremy.
Victorious - TorixJade and CatxRobbie.
The Hunger Games - KatnissxPeeta and HaymitchxEffie
The Inheritance Cycle - EragonxArya, MurtaghxNasuada and SaphiraxFírnen.
Harry Potter - RonxHermione and HarryxLuna.
Percy Jackson & The Olympians - PercyxAnnabeth
DRAGON PRIDE METER:
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If you started talking to an episode of iCarly, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you know Seddie beats the flippin' socks off Creddie, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you throw a fit when someone says the iCarly characters aren't real, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever spent numerous hours looking for stuff that remind you of any of the iCarly team, copy and paste this into your profile
If your mom wishes you'd never heard of iCarly, copy and paste this into your profile.
If one of your favorite numbers is now 239, copy and paste this into your profile.
Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity and put this on your profile to bring a smile to someone (maybe even a chuckle)...
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile
Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune.If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.
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I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!
If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.
If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you think Seddie is much better than Creddie, copy and paste this onto your profile
If you have ever thrown something at a TV screen when you saw a character you despised, copy and paste this on your profile
Weird is good. Strange is bad. Odd is what you call someone who you can't decide what to call them. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which means weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
A friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "THAT WAS AWESOME, LET'S DO IT AGAIN!!"
A friend helps you up when you fall, a best friend continues walking while saying ''Walk much dumbass?" If you agree, copy and paste this onto your profile.
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (i find that i am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.
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A true friend is someone who will try to answer the "eraser bits" question and have a long conversation about it. A friend is someone who won't say anything when you cry for no reason, but will start sobbing too, just to help you cry. If you have a true friend, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you're one of those people who get excited when you just see two reviews, paste this in your profile
A friend gives you their umbrella in the rain, a best friend takes yours and say, "RUN, BITCH , RUN!" if you agree, post this on your profile.
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92 percent American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their asses off at the others.
If you've ever fallen going UP the stairs, put this in your profile.
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I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect. If you agree, copy this into your profile, and add your name to the list: Randy Taylor, Home Improvement Lover
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Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.
You know you live in 2009 when...
1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did
Funny Quotes And Random Things:
-No im not weird i'm just not normal
Dude I hate these things but I am very superstitious: This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. I usually wouldn't do this but the thought of that scares me.
19 things to do at Wal-mart:
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"
17. Throw skittles at people and yell, "Taste the rainbow!'
18. Go the toy section, get a light-saber and start challenging people to a jedi match.
19. Follow a random person and if they turn and ask why are you following me yell, "No I won't have sex with you!"
20. Go into the lingerie section and put on a skimpy pair over your clothes and flirt with a worker.
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Favorite Seddie Moments:
#1 - Seddie Kiss Scene (iLost My Mind)
Sam: Okay, look, I don't care how many iCarly fans say I'm not insane for liking Freddie! I know that I'm really-
Freddie: Wait, wait, wait! Let's take one more chat.
Sam: No, I don't wanna-
Freddie: Just one more.
Freddie (to Carly): Here, hold this. *Hands her his camera*
Carly: You be nice!
Freddie: Just! *Gets PearPad* Hey! It's me, Freddie. So, uh, a lot of peope have been talking about whether Sam and I should, you know, 'go out with each other', and it's like everyone is wondering if Sam is crazy for wanting to. But nobody asked me how I feel.
Sam: We talked about it.
Freddie: No, you talked. You told me how you feel, while you are a quesadilla.
Sam: The quesadillas here are amazing.
Freddie: So, yeah. It's important how Sam feels but... How I feel is important too.
Sam: Okay Benson, we get it. You wanna humiliate me on the web in front of millions of people. Go ahead and and just do it. I don't care! Get back at me for all the mean things I've sa-
Freddie kisses Sam*
Sam: You mean that?
Freddie: Mmhmm. So I guess we're both insane.
Sam: So now what?
Goopy Gilbert: SEDDIE!!!
Goopy's mother: Goopy, dinner time!
Carly: And, goodnight.
#2 - Seddie Kiss Scene (iOMG):
Freddie: Yo yo!
Sam: Carly sent you to find me?
Sam: Oh, then I see you don't know about our little argument.
Freddie: She told me about your little argument, I just said she didn't tell me to come find you.
Freddie: But Carly's right.
Freddie: Groan all you want.
Sam: I don't care what your stupid PearPad App says about me being in love! I'm not into Brad like that.
Freddie: Lately, every time I tell you that Brad and I are doing something together, you wanna come hang with us.
Sam: And that means I'm in love with him?
Freddie: Well, you hate me!
Sam: I never said I hate you.
Freddie: Yeah, you have! Like nine hundred times! I still have the birthday card you gave me that says "Happy birthday, I hate you"... Hate, Sam!
Sam: Just leeavve!
Freddie: Fine, I'll leeavve.
Freddie: But before I go-
Sam: That's it! Get out of here before I do a double-fist dance on your face!
Freddie: You can threaten your double-fist face dancing a you want, but Carly's still right. Look, I know it's scary for you to put your feelings out there, cause you never know if the person you like is gonna like you back. Everyone feels that way! But you never know what might happen if you don't-
Sam kisses him suddenly*
Freddie: It's cool.
#3- Seddie Kiss Scene (iKiss):
Sam: What's up?
Freddie: No... thanks?
Sam: *shruggs and throws the meatball away*
Freddie: That was really brave, what you said.
Sam: You heard?
Freddie: You didn't think I'd miss iCarly.
Sam: *Sighing* I'm sorry for telling people you've never kissed anyone. And about putting blue cheese dressing in your shampoo bottle. And about sending you sell phone to Cambodia. Everything, okay?
Freddie: So this means you're not gonna mess with me anymore?
Sam: No, I'm still gonna mess with you! I'm just gonna apologiza every few years so I can start fresh again.
Freddie: Yeah, it'd be too weird if you didn't make my life miserable all the time. But... you know, maybe you could pull back just a little bit...
Sam: I don't think so.
Freddie: Yeah, I didn't either.
Sam: It's so dumb!
Freddie: What do you mean?
Sam: You know, how people get all... freaked out over their first kiss. Stupid.
Freddie: So you weren't lying? You've really never kissed anyone?
Sam: Nope. Sometimes I just... wish I could get it... out if the way.
Freddie: Yeah, I know, me too.
Sam: Right? You know, just so I could stop worrying about it.
Freddie: Yeah... *chuckles*
Freddie: Nothing, it's...
Sam: Tell me!
Freddie: Nah, it's dumb...
Sam: Say it!
Freddie: Okay! I was just gonna say...
Sam: That we should kiss?
Freddie: You're gonna break my arm now, right?
Freddie: Well... should we? Just so both of us could get it over with?
Sam: *sighs* Just to get it over with.
Freddie: Just to get it over with.
Sam: And you swear we'll both right back to hating each other as soon as it's over?
Freddie: Oh, totally. And we'll never tell anyone.
Sam: Well... lean!
"I don't don't know if I'm gonna change, wasting time and another day"
Freddie: Well, that was, uhm...
Freddie: Yeah, nice, uh...
Sam: Good... work.
Freddie: Thank you, you too.
"I keep running away..."
"Even from the good things..."
Freddie: *smiling* I hate you.
Sam: *smiling back* Hate you too.
#4- Seddie Break Up Scene (iLove You)
Sam: *stops the elevator* So...
Freddie: She wasn't talking about us.
Sam: I know. But... Do you think maybe... you and I are taking some connection we have and...
Freddie: ...trying to force it into a boyfriend-girlfriend thing?
Sam: *nods* Yeah.
Freddie: Well, I mean... I don't know. It's like... After all the years of us being like, at each other's throats... And you kissed me, that night at school... It was pretty... intense.
Sam: Hey, you put me in a mental hospital. *Pause* So... the kiss was... just... intense?
Freddie: *smiling* And fun.
Sam: *smiles back* Yeah, I just... I just don't know if you and me really click... that way.
Freddie: Yeah... But, you know, maybe one day if you get a little more normal...
Sam: Or you get a little more abnormal. *Pause* So did we just break up?
Freddie: Seems like it... But... it was... mutual, right?
Sam: Yeah... But I'm still gonna tell people I dumped your butt and broke your nerdy little heart.
Freddie: Fair enough.
Sam: Oh well. *presses the button to make the elevator go back to working*
The door opens, Sam walks out*
Freddie: I love you.
Sam: *Pauses, then looks at him* I love you too.
Freddie: *Looks at PearPhone* It's only 10:30.
Sam: Wanna break up at midnight?
Freddie: That works.
The two walk back into the elevator and kiss. The door closes*
#5- Hallway Scene (iReunite With Missy):
Freddie: I don't believe you.
Sam: Okay, one more time: 'Carly was my best friend first and I'm taking her back'.
Freddie: There's no way Missy said that!
Sam: She did!
Freddie: You know, maybe Carly's right, maybe you're just jealous of Missy.
Sam: Okay, just... forget it. Don't believe me. *walks away*
Freddie: Tell me one reason why I should believe you.
Sam walks back to where she had been*
Sam: 'Cause I came here. Have I ever some to ou for help before? For anything?
Favorite TV Shows:
- iCarly (I'm completely obsessed with it)
- The Vampire Diaries (Obsessed with it as well)
- The Vampire Diaries
- The Inheritance Cycle
- Harry Potter
- The Hunger Games
- The Mediator Series
- Percy Jackson & The Olympians
- The Chronicles of Narnia
Wow, that turned out long xD
lol, anyway, thank you for visiting my profile! :D
I hope you all enjoy my fics! :) :)
ROCK ON MIGHTY SEDDIE WARRIORS!!
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