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Author has written 9 stories for South Park.

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please review if you read any of my selfish indulgences (fics)! :D I WILL LOVE YOU FOREVER!


PERSONAL STUFF

i'm not the best kid, but i'm not the worst, either. i take ap classes but i smoke and drink and fuck around. i wish i was a talented enough writer to make a career of it, but likely i'll have some boring office job, or else bum it on the streets as a total deadbeat.

south park is the only fandom i've ever really gotten into, and probably always will be cause i just can't focus on other stuff. other stuff i love includes star wars, harry potter, and... um... assorted tv cop/doctor/etc. dramas.

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ABOUT FANDOMS

south park: what can i say? i love it, i love them, i love everything about this show and will probably cry for days on end when it is canceled. it embodies everything about childhood, adulthood, society, and life, and does it in a way that appeals to almost anyone who views it.

favourite characters - stan, kenny, craig; and of the girls - bebe, wendy, lola, lizzy (does anyone remember that bitch?!?)

some pairings - crenny, damny, kenny/death, kebe, craig/wendy, craig/bebe, bunnyman (butters/kenny/cartman), candy, stendy, kenny/liane, cryde ... and i'll read literally any pairings if the story is well-written


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Aisle 10 by Qindarka reviews
Craig lives in a self-created bubble crafted out of irritation with most people and enough imagination to keep him busy. Then he gets a job, one thing leads to another, and well…you know what eventually happens to a bubble. SLASH CraigTweek
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 202,632 - Reviews: 436 - Favs: 640 - Follows: 558 - Updated: 12/28/2015 - Published: 6/18/2010 - Craig T., Tweek T.
Suitcase By The Door by XXforget-x-me-x-notXX reviews
"I did try, Wendy. You have no idea. I loved you, too, but... I look at you now, and... Well, to be frank, I can't stand you. What you did... It was unforgivable."
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 20 - Words: 18,062 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/6/2014 - Published: 4/25/2010 - Stan M., Wendy Testaburger, Kyle B., Kenny M. - Complete
Forsooth by officerbuttbaby reviews
After their teacher suddenly quits, Craig and Bebe try to keep the Drama program afloat the only way they know how: Shakespeare. Written for SPBB. Candy, Kenbe, one-sided Style and other pairings.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,436 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/10/2012 - Published: 5/22/2012 - Craig T., Bebe S.
Don't Cry Baby by Chasing Rabbits reviews
Or, How Kenny and Butters Came to Raise a Baby Together. Butters comes back to South Park after four years away at school only to find that things have changed in a very overwhelming way.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 99,336 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 2/2/2012 - Published: 12/12/2011 - Butters S., Kenny M. - Complete
Walter Never Told Me How Lucky He Was by Zagzagael reviews
Saul Goodman versus Skyler White and Saul is in over his head...
Breaking Bad - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,280 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/3/2012 - Published: 12/2/2011 - Complete
Burr by ohnodontlook00100 reviews
I have no goals, no focus, no plans, no wants. Nothing to really make me human. So what does that make me? It makes me a liar- Rated M as of Chapter 15.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 28 - Words: 80,071 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 12/29/2011 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Craig T., Tweek T.
Your Heartbeat Is An Earthquake To My Guitar by eshajouri reviews
"The function of music is to release us from the tyranny of conscious thought." Nine quick drabbles. Creek.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,221 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 12/22/2011 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
Telephasic Workshop by bunnypopcorn reviews
AU. When Craig graduated high school and started working as a teacher, he discovered Stan. Immediately Stan intrigued him. There were no rules, or given variable values, or even directions as to what he was even trying to find out. Onesided CraigxStan
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,318 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/17/2011 - Published: 6/27/2011 - Stan M., Craig T.
Fall Back by J9nine reviews
"But when you're really upset about something, and you want to talk to someone, whose number do you want to dial first?" Style
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,969 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 11/6/2011 - Published: 7/23/2011 - [Stan M., Kyle B.] - Complete
Heartilation by DevilMakesThree reviews
I know that I'm not sane. I know that I haven't been quite right for years now. I know, also, that I'm nowhere near 'crazy'. Perhaps just human, at the very core of things. Rated M for language, sexual situations, adult themes, Etc. Creek.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,699 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 10/15/2011 - Published: 5/6/2011 - Craig T., Tweek T.
All I Ever Wanted by lizoftheinfinite reviews
While the zombies rage outside, Stan and Wendy have a discussion about his sexual orientation. T for language. Het. Fluff.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,791 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Published: 9/24/2011 - Stan M., Wendy Testaburger - Complete
Run by Nixing a Rose reviews
Chase that pathetic dream of yours, boy. SLASH.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,261 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/31/2011 - Published: 7/29/2011 - Stan M., Craig T. - Complete
Myrtle by kissables333 reviews
He didn't understand her despite how much he wanted to. He didn't know, so he called her Moaning Myrtle and caused it all. Double drabble form; drabble 100 words; 2 x 100 200 word chapters
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 29 - Words: 6,218 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/26/2011 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Myrtle, Sirius B. - Complete
Suck My Duck by Nixing a Rose reviews
He doesn't even know my name. "Hey, Craig." Guess he does. Not sure if I want him to know anymore.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,181 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/18/2011 - Published: 4/24/2011 - Craig T., Kyle B. - Complete
How To Defeat Underpants Gnomes by Fate Harbor reviews
Something's different about Tweek. Craig notices, but can't figure why Tweek is so happy all of the sudden. Token's theory doesn't sit well with him. At all. CREEK Fluff, Craig X Tweek. Read and Review!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,798 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 23 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
The Benefits of Falling Overboard by Raz'nDazzle reviews
My name is Craig Tucker and I sincerely, completely, utterly loathe family vacations. And my life, but that's to be expected. Warning: Slash, het, hormonal teens and general awkwardness.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,228 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/31/2011 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Craig T.
One Man Army by hollycomb reviews
Butters and Kenny have been playing this game for too long. Oneshot.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,633 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/25/2011 - Kenny M., Butters S. - Complete
Hotbox by tiffanybane reviews
Crashing Ike's party and making a hotbox out of Craig's car was just the catalyst. Creek.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 22,419 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 7/16/2011 - Published: 4/10/2011 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
Net Gain by NightingaleLost reviews
None of the things in life matter. It's all a repeated cycle... and at the end no one is left standing. Net gain? Zero. I'd laugh if I cared. Craig's POV.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,046 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Published: 7/10/2011 - Craig T. - Complete
When you want me and forever more by somethingcool reviews
It's years after Stan's fateful tenth birthday party. He and Kyle are still apart, except for during those sordid drunken nights of passion. Cartman/Kyle, Stan/Kyle.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,671 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Published: 7/7/2011 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Those Awkward Morning Afters by redstars-x reviews
Sort of a continuation to my fic "Waking Up". Kevin Stoley/Heidi
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 631 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Kevin S., Heidi T. - Complete
G R A D U A T I O N by MidoriUshanka reviews
"And now, South Park High's graduating valedictorian will give his commencement speech. Ladies and gentlemen, Kyle Broflovski!" NO SLASH- Just friendship.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,214 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/2/2011 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Infidelity by Metamotivation reviews
"Every act of infidelity starts with doubt. Then comes temptation." Kyle's faith is put to the test when he starts to waver from the promises he's made. He soon finds himself on a dark path that may lead to the very seat of damnation.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 41,541 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/19/2011 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
The Stoic and The Epicurean by Ochiba Konpeki reviews
Epicureanism. Stoicism. On the surface, they are two very different ways of looking at life, but if you look closer... Crenny, minor K2 and Tyde. Warning: Rape, death, drugs, sex. Three-shot.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,006 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/12/2011 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Craig T., Kenny M. - Complete
Her Eyes (OLD) by WrittenAnonymous reviews
She shoved me against the wall, her hands grasping desperately at my shirt. "Rose," I said hoarsely, "we can't...I won't do this to you-" But it was too late; her lips crushed to mine and my words were cut off. It took me a moment to react. But I did.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 107,439 - Reviews: 1721 - Favs: 1,012 - Follows: 430 - Updated: 6/11/2011 - Published: 9/11/2010 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Firsts by lizoftheinfinite reviews
The first time Kenny dies. The first time he smokes weed. The first time he sells his body for money. The first time he decides to stop being afraid. Mild slash, T for language, drug use, sexual situations. Slash, onesided Crenny, and Damien/Kenny.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Crime/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,763 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Kenny M., Craig T. - Complete
Behind The Mask by Silent Guardian reviews
Sometimes all you need is someone who understands, whether you're the town superhero or just a normal girl. Mysterion/OC Kenny/OC Story
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,328 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 5/29/2011 - Published: 2/24/2011 - Mysterion, Kenny M. - Complete
Ten Reasons Why by Hidden Spotlight reviews
... Craig Tucker should go out with Kenny McCormick. Or at least sleep with him. Kenny tries to prove to Craig that they're meant to be. Craig is not amused.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 726 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 19 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Kenny M., Craig T.
Mud by The Human Kite reviews
"Without orange, all blue does is sit around and mope and write songs about hybrid cars." Stan watches Kyle paint. *Repost because I changed accounts*
South Park - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,925 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Addiction by Mariani reviews
After Cartman discovers that thrill of cutting, he embarks with Kenny on a dark journey into their disintegrating minds, and the very foundation of their disturbed friendship. Rated M for gore and sexual themes.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,882 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/28/2011 - Eric Cartman, Kenny M. - Complete
Sunshine by ninemillionhigh reviews
You may have an extremely not gay crush on Stanley Marsh, even though you're barely friends with him. But here you are, listening to his music, lounging on his bed, in his house, down his road, with his mom in the kitchen downstairs. Oneshot, m/m
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,068 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/28/2011 - Craig T., Stan M. - Complete
I Hate by ohnodontlook00100 reviews
Pretty much exactly what it sounds like. Rated M just to be completely safe.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,034 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Published: 5/28/2011 - Craig T. - Complete
Dude, We're Both High by sailor skippy reviews
Stan and Kenny are high. Stan decides to play Because I Got High, and they change up the words a little.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,946 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Kenny M., Stan M. - Complete
Sometimes, Always by Nixing a Rose reviews
Stan/?. Sometimes, but always.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 468 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/21/2011 - Stan M. - Complete
Tomorrow is Judgement Day! by lizoftheinfinite reviews
Damien wants to take over the world. Kenny is not pleased. T for language.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 492 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/20/2011 - Kenny M., Damien - Complete
Forfeit by Cuba Endeavour reviews
Kyle and Cartman made a bet. They both lost. Neither trust the other to go through with the forfeit. No slash but nudity and skinny dipping.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,368 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman - Complete
Caution: Slippery When Wet by Raz'nDazzle reviews
She really should have read the signs.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,595 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Wendy Testaburger - Complete
The Challenge: Notes by The Love of Our Lust reviews
Wendy catches her on-again-off-again boyfriend passing notes to his Super Best Friend. She really wants to know what the note says, but will she like what she reads? Style fic in Wendy's POV. Slash. Implied Candy. One-shot.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,256 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Craig's a Demon by ohnodontlook00100 reviews
But, of course, I'm no angel.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Crime/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,865 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/6/2011 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
End & Future by Iced Perfection reviews
Hester has returned again to her cottage in the woods long after her departure from the village in an attempt to hide her sin. What she finds is little more than memories and misplaced nostalgia. She is left with nothing: not Pearl, not her beauty...
Scarlett Letter - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,030 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Complete
What It Was And What It Is by Nixing a Rose reviews
Just a little angst to ponder on. One-shot.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 744 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Craig T. - Complete
A Sweet Thesis by theshadowswhisper reviews
Wendy thinks she may have the perfect thesis for her research essay. The problem? It requires the study of a rather uncooperative Eric Cartman. Candy
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,878 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/2/2011 - Wendy Testaburger, Eric Cartman - Complete
Wander, Lust by Lady Nightspike reviews
Candy fic: "Her words are simple, but they bite like steel. Her lightning shoots through him, tingles ringing like an echo through his body."
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,316 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/20/2011 - Published: 9/1/2010 - Eric Cartman, Wendy Testaburger - Complete
It Seems Like Destiny by JonK12690 reviews
Stan has been heartbroken ever since Wendy left him for Token. But now that Wendy and Token have broken up, could this be Stan's chance to regain the girl of his dreams? Or will he chicken out? StanXWendy, KyleXBebe Reviews appreciated!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,975 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/20/2011 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Stan M., Wendy Testaburger
Watch Over You by xXxEpicallyxXxEpicxXx
Damien/OC. OC is Kenny's cousin. Read to discover a small chapter in their story.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 610 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/6/2011 - Damien, Kenny M. - Complete
I Was the One by Sir-Not-Appearing-In-This-Show reviews
Post Entrada. Over There- There's no such thing as 'going back to normal' after you've been someone else for two months.
Fringe - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,406 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Alt-Livia - Complete
Imperfect Situation by TopHatGirl reviews
Craig gets himself into the most awkward situations, unwillingly. Twoshot.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,614 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/21/2010 - Published: 12/14/2010 - Craig T. - Complete
Winter in a Bottle by theshadowswhisper reviews
"And you can't fight the tears that ain't coming/ Or the moment of truth in your lies/ When everything seems like the movies/ Yeah you bleed just to know you're alive." Wendy/Kyle
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,161 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Published: 12/9/2010 - Kyle B., Wendy Testaburger - Complete
Because I Love You by Angelic Guardian reviews
How is it that something as beautiful as love can drive someone to do such dark and sinister things? Cartman/Wendy/Stan love triangle, Kyle/Bebe budding romance, and Kenny, the perverted comic relief character. Based on The Phantom of the Opera.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 44,225 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/16/2010 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Eric Cartman, Wendy Testaburger, Stan M. - Complete
Purged by An Elemental Realist reviews
The scarlet letter neither has a place on my bosom nor room in my heart. It's only a memory, and a damned harsh one.
Scarlett Letter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 430 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/14/2010 - Complete
And I Think Of You by Bialy reviews
Maybe she likes him because she knows he'll only ever be half hers. A story about sometimes. Henrietta x Stan, onesided. Oneshot.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,346 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/21/2010 - Henrietta, Stan M. - Complete
The Duke of Vienna is GodModding by Bialy reviews
There, in her inbox, was an email from someone Wendy had honestly expected never to hear from again. Candy, set twenty years on. Oneshot.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,978 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Wendy Testaburger, Eric Cartman - Complete
Haunted and Alone by Kaelir of Lorien reviews
Desperate for even an hour of solitude, Draco ignores his pride and seeks refuge in the second-floor girl's bathroom, and the pressure of his impossible assignment leads him to confide in the last person he would ever expect - Moaning Myrtle.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,937 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Draco M., Myrtle
Dreams & Moonlight by Gingeh reviews
And then she was there, and he sobbed, and she cried, and he was touching her, holding her, kissing her, and he just couldn't get enough. "Yue…" -Sokka/Yue; oneshot. Posted because the movie completely failed to capture their amazingness-
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,245 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/2/2010 - Yue, Sokka
You Are Beautiful by Alan's Only reviews
Someone keeps leaving a message for Myrtle... One-shot. For the 'Skeletons In My Closet' challenge. R&R! Beta'ed by my lovely Intoxicated-Eyes!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 338 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Myrtle, Lavender B. - Complete
What would you say? by Laserfire reviews
Gale's thoughts on Katniss and Peeta as they are in the first Hunger Games. Written from Gale's perspective. One-shot.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,055 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/18/2010 - Gale H., Katniss E. - Complete
Hiding Places by wvvampire reviews
Tom and Myrtle share a moment alone.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 244 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/30/2010 - Tom R. Jr., Myrtle - Complete
Shoes by Madcow5678 reviews
Other people call their therapists, or make lists of their problems, or drink, or take drugs. Bebe buys shoes.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,392 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Published: 4/15/2010 - Bebe S. - Complete
Unwanted Memories by NightingaleLost reviews
He found a couple of photos in the glove compartment. It hurt to remember.
South Park - Rated: K - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 999 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Stan M., Wendy Testaburger - Complete
Getting Gay With Kids Again by StudentofDust reviews
The choir is back, and five kids from Mrs. Garrison's fifth grade class are chosen to head to beautiful Hawaii. And guess what? Cartman is one of them. Multiple pairings, including Kenny/Kelly and Stan/Wendy. One slash pairing later in the story.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,859 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/17/2009 - Published: 3/17/2008 - Kenny M., Kelly
Stan's Birthday Gift by Angelic Guardian reviews
"What the hell is this?" he asked, staring at the gift with wide eyes. Oneshot.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 411 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Stan M., Wendy Testaburger - Complete
Sugar by The-Other-Ghostwriter reviews
While out for an evening to himself, Mojo Jojo runs into Bubbles and discovers that the "innocent" Powerpuff isn't as innocent as he thought. No real pairing. Oneshot.
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,031 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Bubbles, Mojo Jojo - Complete
untitled by MorganFerdinand reviews
An afternoon at Swanney's
Trainspotting - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 634 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/15/2009 - Complete
Flipping Off Wendy by Roxius reviews
Craig attempts ask Wendy out after her latest break-up with Stan, but things don't work out...as usual. Craig X Wendy. Also stars Token and Clyde. Please R & R!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 793 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/2/2009 - Craig T., Wendy Testaburger - Complete
I hate you Wendy Darling by Madcow5678 reviews
Peter muses about all the things he hates about Wendy, and in doing so, discovers how much he really loves her. Oneshot
Peter Pan - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,191 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/7/2008 - Peter Pan, Wendy D. - Complete
Underneath by thatswhyyyoudont reviews
Oneshot. Kenny x Damien slash, with Saddam and Satan in it towards the end. In hell, Damien meets Kenny for the first time since the duck-billed platypus incident and attempts to befriend him.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,331 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/29/2008 - Kenny M., Damien - Complete
Aftermath by Loca Bambina reviews
Some holes aren't meant to be filled... Oneshot.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,728 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/28/2008 - Complete
Some Call It Flirting by Delena Aneled Hupp reviews
A lesson in pride: Most would call it an unhealthy rivalry, but some call it flirting. Wendy pays a visit to Cartman’s house to issue an apology she feels is due. Hey, we all make mistakes.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,094 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Wendy Testaburger, Eric Cartman - Complete
If Not Our Heroes by Delena Aneled Hupp reviews
A lesson in detachment: There are no heroes, only the people we've left behind us. [Experimental fic]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 709 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/6/2007 - Ginny W. - Complete
For Now, Forever by style xx reviews
On a lifetime of selfless, unconditional love for the man who deserved it the least. [StanKyle]
South Park - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,724 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/12/2007 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Sweet Papers and Sanity: Alice by patheticpettigrew reviews
Alice Longbottom's broken, disjointed thoughts and feelings.Sometimes insanity is a necessary hole into which humans crawl, to lick their wounds like injured animals. Sometimes its comfort is such that people remain there...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,256 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/27/2005 - Complete
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The Wrong Tucker reviews
When Kenny McCormick accidentally becomes involved with one of the Tucker siblings, he doesn't realize how that affects his relationship with the other. (My contribution to the South Park Reverse Mini-Bang! Originally posted on )
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,810 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/28/2012 - Kenny M., Craig T. - Complete
Thunder reviews
An addiction, Kenny thinks, is when nothing on Earth can make you feel quite as alive. Oneshot.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 555 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Kenny M. - Complete
Welcome reviews
The baby's coming, and Wendy is refusing pain meds! Oneshot.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,261 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/10/2011 - Eric Cartman, Wendy Testaburger - Complete
Belief reviews
Wendy turns to God in wake of a tragedy. She needs to believe that there is a Heaven, and that that's where he is. Oneshot.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,724 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Wendy Testaburger, Stan M. - Complete
Cherries reviews
"Next came her jeans, tight and curved around her legs. I unbuttoned them and a soft, 'Oh' escaped her." Oneshot.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 744 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Kenny M. - Complete
Soft Is A Death That Never Ends reviews
"I will watch them get old. I will watch them die. And I will never be a part of that. Because I will always exist. But I will never be alive." Oneshot.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,888 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/22/2011 - Kenny M. - Complete
Hunger reviews
She wasn't hungry; not for food, anyways. All she wanted was to do something right, something that actually meant something. Why couldn't anybody see that?
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,470 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/6/2011 - Published: 1/5/2011 - Wendy Testaburger, Kenny M. - Complete
The Hit reviews
He suddenly felt an onslaught of tears threatening to spill over onto his cheeks. Geet a grip, he scolded himself, lighting another cigarette. Oneshot.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 400 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Christophe - Complete
The Stars Are Dim Without You reviews
Ever felt like you passed by the only chance you ever had at love? Oneshot.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 424 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Published: 1/2/2011 - Tammy W., Kenny M. - Complete
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