DeadMike's Guts
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Joined 08-15-09, id: 2049410, Profile Updated: 10-09-11
Author has written 1 story for Yu-Gi-Oh.

I'm not the kind of girl your mother warned you about; her imagination is not that good.

Greetings fellow Fanfic-ers, I am DeadMike's Guts!

AKA: Deadzies or 'Put the knife down now!' (But only my therapist calls me that.).

Age: I'm an adult...sort of...well I can be trialed as one.

Gender: Mostly female.

Location: Off in my own little world...

Dislikes: My enemies (those guys suck!).

You are a Sadistic Seme!

It takes a special kind of uke to appreciate the punishment you dish out. Making them beg for mercy is what you're all about. You give your uke the gift of pain, and the louder their moans are, the more satisfied with the relationship you'll be.

It's no fun if they don't struggle, and struggle and torture is what the Dramatic Uke, your perfect match, lives for!

Most compatible with: Dramatic Uke!
Least compatible with: Everyone else!

What seme or uke are you?
Take the experience at: http://www.semeuke.com


REAL VAMPIRES DON'T SPARKLE!!!-copy and paste if you agree.;3

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Long Vacation by Yum2 reviews
[ItaNaru] After being ditched by his fiancée on the day of his marriage, Naruto crashes into a bar to drown himself out. And what about the unknown person who wants to share his house now? First Chapter based on the japanese Drama Long Vacation
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 131,176 - Reviews: 852 - Favs: 1,014 - Follows: 1,292 - Updated: 12/31/2014 - Published: 3/16/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H., Itachi U.
Reflections of Us by Caranina reviews
The first time Naruto sees Gaara, he sees himself reflected in those eyes as they stared through the window. GaaNarGaa with some Kaka/Iru. yaoi.This story is rated M for a reason!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 158,347 - Reviews: 731 - Favs: 894 - Follows: 872 - Updated: 12/2/2013 - Published: 8/23/2007 - Gaara, Naruto U.
Please Stop Eating The Hell Butterflies by Mistress Nika reviews
A missive to the Gotei 13 from Yamamoto.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 31,792 - Reviews: 1030 - Favs: 1,562 - Follows: 1,206 - Updated: 10/27/2013 - Published: 5/19/2010
Torrid by KageKitsune XXX reviews
Sasuke believes that a little thing like marriage should never get in the way of a perfect relationship. Unfortunately for him, not everyone agrees. NaruSasu AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 158,918 - Reviews: 2311 - Favs: 1,733 - Follows: 913 - Updated: 5/18/2012 - Published: 1/5/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Sinners' Devotion by Afira reviews
Sasuke saves Itachi instead of killing him-on whim supposedly. Now back in Konoha with Akatsuki after them along with Naruto, they have to do everything in their power to protect everything they... love? future ItaSasuNaru yaoi - rating may go up
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 60,431 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 5/16/2011 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Fuzzy Logic by Deritine reviews
AU time travel: The kyuubi no kitsune knew something was wrong, but couldn't put a paw on quite what. However, there are benefits to being a force of nature, including time itself bending to accommodate you. Edited version on AO3!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 161,393 - Reviews: 1886 - Favs: 2,797 - Follows: 1,644 - Updated: 4/7/2011 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
The Griffin Family move to Konoha! by RaDiCaLmE reviews
After another one of Peter's mishaps, the Griffin family moves to Konoha! Peter makes a great friendship with Naruto and becomes a genin,Brian is mistaken as Akamaru, Meg wants Sasuke to notice her, and Stewie partners with Orochimaru to destroy people!
Crossover - Family Guy & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 34,808 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 2/11/2010 - Published: 5/1/2009 - Peter G., Naruto U.
White is in the Winter Night by LuckyLadybug reviews
Bakura is being stalked by a serial killer he met as a child, the memory of whom he blocked out. To make matters worse, Yami Bakura knows the person too---from a time period of unsolved mysteries and foggy, shadowy nights....
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 14 - Words: 53,174 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 12/24/2009 - Published: 11/24/2009 - Yami Bakura, R. Bakura - Complete
Adventures in Thief Sitting by LuckyLadybug reviews
Follow-up to The Pendulum Swings. Bakura and Yami Bakura are barely getting used to their odd situation when a new problem develops: Bakura's father comes home unannounced and they are completely unprepared for him to meet the Thief King.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,194 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/23/2009 - Thief Bakura, R. Bakura - Complete
Mirror by dmnq8 reviews
Naruto meets someone who reflects all the worst aspects of his existence, yet somehow brings out the best in him. GaaNaru, giftfic for DemonicKitsune-chan. Light Yaoi, possible limes. Disclaimer in my profile.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,553 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/25/2009 - Published: 10/23/2009 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
The Pendulum Swings by LuckyLadybug reviews
Thief King Bakura, Zorc, Yami Bakura.... After three thousand years of being infused with part of Zorc's spirit, the spirit of the Ring is no longer certain who he is upon being freed. Nor is he certain why his torn spirit is suddenly in Bakura's room.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,149 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/22/2009 - Thief Bakura, R. Bakura - Complete
Man's Best Friend by CerealK reviews
Everyone knows the term ‘Monster In Law’. Uchiha Sasuke learns exactly how literal that term can be when he meets his new boyfriend’s dog. Let the battle begin!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,495 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 519 - Follows: 46 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Sticks and Stones by lunabasketcase reviews
Bullying goes too far as 3 boys learn the class loser isn't as weak as he appears.When they fail to gain his trust and friendship they are only pulled further into his crazy world.This is a story of five dozen eggs,cage fighters,petitions for gay marriage
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 114,006 - Reviews: 1259 - Favs: 1,008 - Follows: 765 - Updated: 1/20/2009 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Sacrifices by Agni reviews
Naruto is accustomed to making sacrifices. He is ready to give up everything for his friends and for his village. But in the face of new changes and painful revelations, will Naruto finally start looking after his own interests? Yaoi. ItaNaruPein
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 23,970 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 1,195 - Follows: 552 - Updated: 8/27/2008 - Published: 11/18/2007 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
50 Things Bakura and Marik Shouldn't Do reviews
Things Bakura and Marik shouldn't do...but did anyway!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,031 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/7/2010 - Yami Bakura, Yami Marik - Complete