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Joined 08-15-09, id: 2049521, Profile Updated: 08-19-13
Author has written 5 stories for Kuroshitsuji, Just Listen, Detective Conan/Case Closed, Mortal Instruments, and Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare.

Hey! It's anna-lightwood! Love to read/sing/dance/write! I love Kuroshitsuji/Soul Eater/Harry Potter/Percy Jackson/ Detective Conan/ Max Ride and all Sarah Dessen Books! I also love to travel in the summer(i'm 17) and hang out with my best friends!

If you have ever run into a solid wall, copy this to your profile.

If you hate obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile

If there are times when you just annoy people for the heck of it, copy this into your profile

If you have ever made plans for world domination, copy and paste here.

If you think those kids should just give the Rabbit his cereal (aka: Trix), put this in your profile!

If you and/or your best friend is insane, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

Too many kids and teenagers have smoked or tried marijuana. If you haven't, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are against child abuse, you should copy this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy this into your profile.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be something they're not, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you don't do drugs and never will, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think cancer is awful, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you talk to yourself and aren't afraid to admit it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are against animal cruelty, copy and paste this into your profile.

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tun

If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile!

If you want to see the world someday, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever lost someone you loved, copy and paste this onto your profile.

EMBRACE THE WEIRDNESS! If you embrace the weirdness, then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever crashed into a wall while you are NOT on a sugar high, copy onto profile.

If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile

I wasn't THAT drunk! Dude, you were in my pool trying to find Nemo!

I wasn't THAT drunk! Dude, you were in my closet crying 'cuz you couldn't find Narnia!

I wasn't THAT drunk! Dude, when I tried to take the vodka away you yelled "Swiper, no swiping"!

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this on your profile. He'll see it

Friends

FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella.
BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN BITCH RUN!'

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin, "THAT WAS FRICKING AWSOME!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Won't tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore/Cry with you.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Return your stuff right away.
BEST FRIENDS: Keep your shit so long they forget its yours.

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd's ass that left you.

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "Bitch, drink the rest of that, you know we don't waste."

FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will knock them the fuck out!

FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
BEST FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what's wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FRIENDS: Say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
BEST FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when the guy rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up to him and say 'its because your gay isn't it?'

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter.
BEST FRIENDS: Will re-post this crap!!

I OWE MY MOTHER

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going
to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of
the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up,
I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC. " Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and
break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear,
in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY. "Keep crying, and I'll give you something
to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth
and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt
on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA"You'll sit there until all that
spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if
a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told
you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this
world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting likeyour father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY. " There are millions of less
fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16 My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. "Just wait until we get
home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when
you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing
your eyes, they are going to get stuck that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I
know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your
toes, don't come running to me. "

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your
vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do
you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll
understand."

And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll
have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you".

1) Pick your favorite number between 1-9

2) Multiply by 3 then

3) Add 3, then again Multiply by 3 (I'll wait while you get the calculator...)

4) You'll get a 2 or 3 digit number…

5) Add the digits together

Now with that number see who your ROLE MODEL is from the list below :

1. Einstein

2. Nelson Mandela

5. Bill Gates

6. Gandhi

7. Brad Pitt

8. Hitler

9. Orangeleaf43

10. Barrack Obama

I know...I just have that effect on people...one day you too can be like me... :) Believe it!

PS. Stop picking different numbers. I AM YOUR IDOL, JUST DEAL WITH IT!!

Now copy and paste this into your profile, and change your name in #9.

REMEMBER WHEN ..
getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was c0otiEs?
'm 0 m' (was your hero)
and 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry?
when your W0RST ENEMiES were your siblings
and rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest?
when - WAR- was a card game
and life was simple and care free?
remember when all you wanted to do
WAS GROW UP?

YOUR GUY SIDE :

You love hoodies.

You love jeans.

Dogs are better than cats.

It’s hilarious when people get hurt.

You've played with/against boys on a team.

Shopping is torture.

Sad movies suck.

You own/ed an X-Box.

Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.

At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.

You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.

You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.

You watch sports on TV

Gory movies are cool.

You go to your dad for advice.

You own like a trillion baseball caps.

You like going to high school football games.

You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.

Baggy pants are cool to wear.

It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.

Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.

You love to go crazy and not care what people think.

Sports are fun.

Talk with food in your mouth.

sleep with your socks on at night.

TOTAL: 8

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/chapstick.

You love to shop.

You wear eyeliner.

You wear the color pink

You go to your mom for advice.

You consider cheerleading a sport.

You hate wearing the color black.

You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.

You like wearing jewelry.

Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.

Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.

You don't like the movie Star Wars.

You were in gymnastics/dance.

It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.

You smile a lot more than you should.

You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.

You care about what you look like.

You like wearing dresses when you can.

You like wearing perfume

You love the movies.

Used to play with dolls as little kid.

Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.

Like being the star of every thing.

TOTAL: 19

PREP

You own a cell phone.

You own something from Abercrombie

You own something from Pacsun

You own something from Hollister

You own something from American Eagle

You love/like going to the mall.

You own an iPod/MP3 player.

You love Starbucks.

You have been called a brat.

You hate buying things that are on sale

You have more than one house

Total : 7

GOTHIC

Black is one of your favorite colors.

You have thought about death. (Who hasnt? I mean, I have been to a funeral..)

You wear chains.

You like heavy metal.

You've shopped at Hot Topic.

You have worn black lipstick.

Your hair was/is dark. (Its just like that naturally..)

You dislike preps.

You're an athiest/ satanist/agnostic.

Total : 2

PUNK

You can skateboard

You've worn plaid.

You like Converse

You hate MTV

You have/had blue, pink, red, purple, or green hair.

You dislike pink.

You hate/dislike preps.

You wear/wore skateboarding shoes.

Total : 2

GEEK

You love the computer.

You like Harry Potter

You are supposed to wear glasses/contacts

You get straight A's. (I wish...stupid math)

You love/like reading.

You were/are in band

You don't care what you look like.

You have a curfew. (Insomnia doesnt work that way)

You always do your homework.

You never miss school unless you're sick.

Total : 6

EMO

You cut yourself over depression

You have been depressed.

You have black rimmed glasses.

You like the band Evanescence

You cry easily

You like emo music.

You hate being called emo.

You keep/have kept a journal/diary.

You have written a sad poem

You think emo chicks/Guys are hot

Total : 1

GHETTO/GANGSTA

You like rap.

You are/was in a gang.

You wear/wore rubberbands in your pants.

You swear once in a while or alot

You have freestyled.

You have worn high tops with the tongue flipped out.

You can break dance

Total: 2

HARDCORE/SCENE

You like loud music

You love/loved the Ninja Turtles

You never walk anywhere.

You wear slip-on shoes.

You wear/wore Vans.

You like the band Panic! At The Disco

You wear band t-shirts.

People have called you a freak and meant it.

You love to "hardcore" dance

Your hair has been died more than 1 color

Total: 0

ATHLETIC

You watch/watched the Superbowl.

You own track shoes or other sports related shoes.

You collect your jerseys.

You have a wall or shelf dedicated to your trophies / awards

You have posters or plaques of famous athletes.

Your garage consists of sports equipment

You belong/belonged to a school team.

You are going/did go to a sports summer camp

You have a specific number

Total: 2

When a guy says you're HOT

He's looking at your body.

When a guy says you're PRETTY

He's looking at your face.

When a guy says you're BEAUTIFUL

He's looking at your heart.

A black man was very thirsty and decided to drink from the "White" fountain. Then, a white man said, Colored people are not allowed here.

The black man turned around and stood up.He then said:

Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK

When I grew up I was BLACK

When I'm sick I'm BLACK

When I go in the sun,I'm BLACK

When I'm cold I'm BLACK

When I die I'll be BLACK

But you sir,

When you are born you are PINK

When you grow up you are WHITE

When you're sick,you're GREEN

When you go in the sun,you turn RED

When you are cold you turn BLUE

And when you die you turn PURPLE

And you have the nerve to call me colored?

The black man then sat down and the white man walked away.

PUT THIS ON YOUR PROFILE IF YOU HATE RASICM!

IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?

So, here's how it works:

1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend your cool...and a lot of the songs fit with the setting

Opening Credits: All Day by Cody Simpson

Waking Up: SOS (Rescue Me) by Rihanna

First Day At School: Here We Go Again by Demi Lovato

Falling In Love: Vivo Por Ti ( I Live For You) by Andrea Bocelli

Fight Song: Secret by The Pierces

Breaking Up: Get Over It by AvrilLavigne

Prom Night: Hollaback Girl by Gwen Stefani

Life: Black and Yellow by Wiz Khalifa

Mental Breakdown: Stronger( What Doesn't kill You) by Kelly Clarkson

Driving: Backstabber by Ke$ha

Flashback: A Thousand Years by Christina Perri

Getting Back Together: Smile by Avril Lavigne

Wedding: Innocence by Avril Lavigne

Birth of Child: All Up 2 U byAventura

Final Battle: Run Devil Run by Ke$ha

Funeral Song: Rockthe Pants by Prince Royce

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. (not sknny but not fat)

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a GIRL, so I MUST be WEAK.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I live in the COUNTRY, so I MUST live on a farm.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.(

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...

I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one"

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.

I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that’s how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas

I’m a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction

I’m a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff

I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.

I'm a FEMALE, so I MUST not SWEAR.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy( may not hurt a fly, doesnt mean I wont hurt you (;...)

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't. ( i WISH i DID)

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.

I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE, so I MUST be a whore myself.

I'm OKLAHOMAN so I MUST ride a horse and live on a farm.

I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist

I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.

I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I'm a SOFTBALL PLAYER so I MUST be ugly.

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with a cockney or posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins

I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.

I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.

I wear BLACK nail polish, so I MUST be EMO, GOTH, or PUNK.

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s.

I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.

I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.

I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.

I am an HONOR STUDENT, so I MUST be a NERD.

I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.

I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist

I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake. (bitch please)

I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.

I am a BRUNETTE, so I MUST think all blondes are STUPID

I have RED HAIR, so I MUST have GREEN eyes and FRECKLES

I have BLACK HAIR, so I MUST not be WHITE

I am BLACK, so I MUST want you to try and avoid saying that WORD in my presence.

I believe in COMPLIMENTING people, so I MUST be a KISS-ASS

I EAT slowly, so I MUST believe that fast eaters are killing their DIGESTIVE SYSTEMS

I've read TWILIGHT, so I MUST be a crazily obsessed FANGIRL.

I can eat FIVE SLICES of pizza in one sitting, so I MUST be FAT

I like SLEEPING IN, so I MUST be a lazy TEENAGER.

I don't like POP, so I MUST not be NORMAL

I am careful about my NUT ALLERGY, so I MUST think all candy has NUTS in it.

I have ASTHMA, so I MUST not play sports

I am a girl and play SOCCER/FOOTBALL/HOCKEY, so I MUST be trying to get guys ATTENTION

I don't like ROLLERCOASTERS, so I MUST be OLD, WIMPY, or STUPID

I like SHOPPING, so I MUST be a GIGGLING GIRLY-GIRL

I am HONEST, so I MUST be MEAN

I am a MENNONITE, so I MUST never have heard of a TELEVISION

I don't have FACEBOOK, so I MUST have no LIFE

I say I like STAYCATIONS, so I MUST be trying to save GAS

I do WELL in school, so I MUST LOVE it.

I have clothes from WALMART, so I MUST not care about CHILD LABOUR

I don't like SILENCE, so I MUST fill every one with CHATTER

I like SINGING, so I MUST belong to a CHOIR

I don't like DANCING, so I MUST be ANTISOCIAL

I am an INUIT, so I MUST live in an IGLOO

I am CANADIAN, so I MUST say 'EH'

I listen to my IPOD, so I MUST not care about the people AROUND me.

I am part of the POLICE FORCE, so I MUST break all SPEED LIMITS

I am FRENCH, so I MUST have a little MOUSTACHE and a BERET

I am INDIAN, so I MUST speak English with an incomprehensible ACCENT

I can’t just EXERCISE without a purpose, so I MUST have no MOTIVATION

I am a man with LONG HAIR, so I MUST be a HIPPY

I am a woman with SHORT HAIR, so I MUST be a CAREER WOMAN

I am a GIRL, so I MUST not like MATH(my best subject actually)

I am a BOY, so I MUST like GYM

I have ACNE problems, so I must not care about my personal HYGENE... I care i just have bad acne /:

I own an SUV, so I MUST not care about the ENVIRONMENT

I write POETRY, so I MUST be CRAZY

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25 Days of Sonokoto by WakingFromADream reviews
Two lives intertwined. Full of laughter, misunderstandings, tears, screams and love. Based off a prompt table. 25 one-shots for Sonokoto, because everyone needs this cute pairing in their lives.
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 29,321 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/1/2013 - Published: 9/28/2012 - Sonoko S., Makoto K.
From Aho to Z by GothicAngel09 reviews
A series of stories, one for every letter of the alphabet./J:June: "The summer heat does strange things to people..."
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,702 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 3/27/2013 - Published: 7/7/2012 - Heiji H., Kazuha T.
Third Victim: Ran by DetectiveLion reviews
It started out as an ordinary day. It always does. No one ever expects disaster to strike them. So Ran Mouri was completely oblivious to the woman clad in black following close behind. Rated T for violence.
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 38,292 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 10/21/2012 - Published: 6/6/2012 - Ran M., Shinichi K./Conan E.
Persephone Files For Divorce by I'mTheGirlWhoLearnedToFly reviews
One fine day, Persephone decides to file for divorce. Zeus ends up becoming the judge of the madhouse-erm, court. Athena and Hera battle it out, lawyer-style. Aphy is betting, Hades is sleeping, Demeter is swearing and Zeus just wants something for his migraine. 100% pure crack. Re-revamped. Complete. [Now in Italian!]
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,954 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 10/11/2012 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Hades, Persephone - Complete
Don't Miss Your Chance by TheLastShiningStar reviews
Takagi again wasn't able to tell Sato about his true feelings towards her, but a single talk with Conan helps him to make up his mind. Two-shot.
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,028 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/1/2012 - Published: 8/31/2012 - Shinichi K./Conan E., W. Takagi - Complete
June Bride by DetectiveLion reviews
In the middle of a summer night, Ran's thoughts are focused purely upon Shinichi. Feeling forlorn and depressed, he gives her a call... And makes an unexpected request, When she complies, it brings the two of them on a small trip through their memories. Songfic.
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,658 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/6/2012 - Shinichi K./Conan E., Ran M. - Complete
The Moonlit Reunion by Agentlebreeze reviews
It's Heiji and Kazuha's wedding, and Ran is struggling to be happy for them. But what happens when a certain someone plans to cure her of that loneliness? And what is his plan? Lots of Shinichi x Ran fluff! **EPILOGUE UP!**
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,513 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/12/2012 - Published: 7/3/2012 - Ran M., Shinichi K./Conan E. - Complete
Sebby's Notebook by The Sebastian Michaelis reviews
Sebastian's personal notebook that he borrowed. Full of personal embarrassing things and random moments. Pure humor! Note: He didn't steal the notebook...It's borrowed as he says... he's a little ooc
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 6,004 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 4/16/2012 - Published: 1/2/2012 - Sebastian M.
It happened in April by likeavirgin101 reviews
She wears regret on her shoulders like a lead necklace because in times like these, grief becomes an accessory.
Clique - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,665 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 4/2/2012 - Published: 2/19/2012 - Massie B., Derrington
Life Without You by Lidi999 reviews
It's years after House of Anubis ended. Nina is back in America and has totally given up on Fabian. When she gets an invite for Eddie and Patricia's wedding she flies back to England. What happens when Fabian and Nina meet once again, years later.
Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 21,677 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 3/17/2012 - Published: 2/12/2012 - Nina M., Fabian R. - Complete
The Story of Peddie: An Everlasting Love by musicxwritingxlife reviews
Patricia has kept a secret from Eddie all these years. When he learns, how will he react? What happens to the love of a lifetime?
Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 10,523 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/15/2012 - Published: 3/10/2012 - Eddie M., Patricia W.
Skin Deep by thatnerdgirl reviews
What you don't know is that the girls and boys of the Aphrodite cabin aren't as perfect as you think, they're the most mentally wounded in the entire camp. Everything you thought about them are lies. One shots of different Aphrodite kids. Enjoy.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,652 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 3/8/2012 - Published: 6/7/2011 - Drew T., Piper M.
through the fire and flames by carry me home tonight reviews
Massie Block and Chris Plovert come from two different sides of the social spectrum. They were never destined to meet. When they do - in therapy, no less - it becomes evident extremely fast that they're the answer to each other's prayers. M/P. Strong T.
Clique - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 29,415 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 2/22/2012 - Published: 12/30/2011 - Massie B., Chris P.
The New Watchdog by LadyShinigami12 reviews
After Ciel Phantomhive and his butler disappeared five years ago, he left everything to his fiancee Elizabeth, including his old title, Queen's Watchdog. Ciel/Lizzy, even though Ciel isn't in most of it.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,096 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/21/2012 - Published: 2/12/2012 - Elizabeth M. - Complete
A Story of High School Love by KCitharaAzn16 reviews
An AU story following eight teenagers and their Valentine's Day! Percabeth, Jasper, Tratie and Thalico! Sorry if it gets confusing! Happy Valentines Day! T for language
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,633 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/14/2012 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
fell so crystel into the air by suzybishops reviews
"I have long stopped asking why the mad do mad things." —American Horror Story
Clique - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,431 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/4/2012 - Massie B., Derrington - Complete
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Hold On Tightly
It's 1903, and the Clave believes there are no new threats, but is that true? A shocking discovery leaves everyone feeling worried, and the clock is ticking. The stakes are the highest they've been as the Lightwoods, Herondales, Fairchilds, and Carstairs families race to save the Shadowhunters-but will they let themselves make the ultimate sacrifices or will love get in the way?
Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 767 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/19/2013 - James H., Lucie H.
The Evolution of the Lightwoods reviews
The first time Magnus Bane sees Isabelle, Alec, and Jace Lightwood, he instantly thought of their descendents. (Because let's face it, Jace is really a Lightwood)
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,120 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/10/2013 - Published: 7/3/2013 - Alec L., Isabelle L., Jace W., Magnus B.
breathe me reviews
It wasn't supposed to end like this, she wasn't supposed to say goodbye now. And yet, here she was, looking at what never got the chance to be.
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,275 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/2/2012 - Shinichi K./Conan E., Kaito K.
Whitney reviews
A one-shot on Whitney, one of my favorite characters!
Just Listen - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 603 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/28/2011 - Complete
Angelus Frangitur reviews
Just a little story about my favorite character, Lizzie!
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 488 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/16/2011 - Elizabeth M., Ciel P. - Complete