GrimmjowIsMySexToy
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Joined 08-15-09, id: 2049780, Profile Updated: 09-13-10
Author has written 2 stories for Bleach.

WHAT IT DO BISHES!?

I'm ish Naomi.

I'm so rad.

BU-LOP BAM BOO BOP BA-LOP BAM BOOM!!

DIE!! -kills you-

MWAHAHA >:D

im ish so evil

-kills you all-

DIE DIE DIE DIE DIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE!!

I like to shop, hang with my friends, play my guitar, play video games, write craptastic stories, listen to music, and sing craptasticly.

Bands and artists I like is Coheed and Cambria, System of a Down, Dance Gavin Dance, Chiodos, Pierce The Veil, Emarosa, Michael Jackson, Linkin Park, Nirvana, 3OH!3, Foo Fighters, Disturbed, Fabulous, Ne-yo, TLC, Ciara, Kings of Leon, Fall Out Boy, Panic! At The Disco, Taylor Swift, Beyonce, All Time Low, Secondhand Serenade, Amerie, Ashanti, Tupac, Notorious B.I.G, Kanye West, The Fray, Silversun Pickups, Lloyd, Trey Songz, Aqua Timez, Aisan Kung Fu Generation, Paramore, and a whole lot fuckin more.

Stores I like: Wet Seal, Hot Topic, 579, and anywhere else they sell skinny jeans and graphic tees. My fave shoes are converse and nikes. They're all I wear.

About Me: My name is Naomi and I'm 15 years old. I'm African American. Class of 2013 baby! Go to the best school in Nashville nigga! already told you what I like to do. So ba-bam! My swagger go too hard. I be lookin fly everyday hoe. Not. Everyone has there bad hair days right? But you know what. Who the shit cares? I cuss a lot. I can't really help it though; my fingers just fuckin type them. See, there they go again. Bad fingers! Bad! I just hit them on each other. Dumbass fingers. Um most stories I write on here will be totally completely random. A few will be serious. It'll take me a while to finish long stories cuz all the work they give us at school. But screw Algebra! Just kidding kids! Always turn your work in on time. The animes I watch or watched are Bleach, Fruits Basket, Ouran High School Host Club, Full Metal Alchemist, Shuffle, Rainbow, K-ON!, Kannagi, Bakemonotagari, Karin and a hella lot more cos I'm just nerdy like that. I hate Naruto and Inuyasha. Don't talk to me about them or ask me why I just do. I'm a proud Baptist Christian and a very proud supporter of Barak Obama. I feel strongly about Jesus but I don't force it down non-believers throats like the crazy christians do. I just let em do what they wanna do. It's a free country and it's your right to believe what you want and no one can force you to do otherwise. I'm really good with giving people advice and I'm an awesome listener. Most of my friends come to me when they have problems cause I always have an answer or a way for them that works 99.9% of the time. Like Germ-X. I wonder what about that 1 of germs that's left on my hands. If I want them off what do I do? I guess the world will never know. Just like the amount of licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop. Damn you Mr.Owl. You said let's find out then you go and eat the damn thing. What a fatass you are Mr.Owl. A fatass indeed.

The only song I can listen to all day without ever stopping once is Welcome Home by Coheed and Cambria. It's the best ever. They are the best ever. Even better live. I love Claudio and his rapeable hair.

Love vs. Sex

A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit
some friends one
evening
and time passed quickly as each shared
their
various experiences of the past year.

She ended up staying longer than
planned,
and
had to walk home alone. She wasn't
afraid
because it was a small town and she lived
only
a
few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm
trees,
Diane asked God to keep her safe from
harm
and
danger.

When she reached the alley, which was a
short
cut to her house, she decided to take it.

However, halfway down the alley she
noticed
a
man standing at the end as though he
were
waiting
for her.

She became uneasy and began to pray,
asking
for
God's protection.

Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness
and
security wrapped round her, she felt as
though
someone was walking with her.

When she reached the end of the alley,
she
walked right past the man and arrived
home
safely.

The following day, she read in the
newspaper
that
a young girl had been raped in the same
alley
just
twenty minutes after she had been there.

Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and
the
fact
that it could have been her, she began to
weep.

Thanking the Lord for her safety and to
help
this
young woman, she decided to go to the
police
station.

She felt she could recognize the man, so
she
told
them her story.

The police asked her if she would be
willing to
look
at a lineup to see if she could identify
him.

She agreed and immediately pointed out
the
man
she had seen in the alley the night
before.

When the man was told he had been
identified,
he
immediately broke down and confessed.

The officer thanked Diane for her bravery
and
asked if there was anything they could do
for
her.

She asked if they would ask the man one
question.

Diane was curious as to why he had not
attacked
her.

When the policeman asked him, he
answered, "Because she wasn't alone.
She
had
two tall men walking on either side of
her."

Amazingly, whether you believe or not,
you're
never alone. Did you know that 98 of
teenagers
will not stand up for God?

Repost this as Love vs. Sex if you truly
believe
in
God..

PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you
no matter what...and if you stand up for him he will
stand up for you.
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Most Days by cumcicumca reviews
Most days, he could keep his gaze from straying. But some days, when the temptation became too much, he would let his eyes slip. A collection of bleach drabbles and one-shots, mostly IchiIshi
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,598 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/14/2012 - Published: 2/25/2011 - Ichigo K., Uryuu I.
Ichigo's Classroom Showdown by What-the-Dark reviews
Title says it all. PS fuckin hilarious!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 476 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/25/2011 - Ichigo K. - Complete
Black and White by peppermint quartz reviews
Kensei's out to unwind. Shuuhei approaches. Not mine, not for profit, definitely M and pretty much a PWP.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,224 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Kensei M., Shuuhei H. - Complete
Underneath It All by Racey reviews
He's loved him for as long as he could remember. Only one problem...the guy was straight. Warnings: AU, yaoi, rape, violence, swearing.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 101,664 - Reviews: 1528 - Favs: 967 - Follows: 324 - Updated: 1/4/2011 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K. - Complete
Ichigo's Gay Stuff by Javert6 reviews
Ichigo is looking for love. Can he find it.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 597 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/12/2010 - Ichigo K., Grimmjow J. - Complete
Orihime'sDiary :IDK why by iLoveFlamaRrrsss reviews
,,,DeaR diAry,,, IDK why,,,
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 222 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/2/2010 - Ichigo K., Orihime I. - Complete
KiLLing RuKia by iLoveFlamaRrrsss reviews
... ooPs, I kILL heR....
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 182 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/29/2010 - Ichigo K., Orihime I. - Complete
In Denial by jesse22 reviews
My heart is yours now and I can't live without you. Warning: CharacterDeath!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,136 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Published: 12/16/2009 - Yoruichi S., Byakuya K. - Complete
Drabble Kazeshini by Druchii reviews
The reason that Hisagi Shuuhei's zanpaktou hates him.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 151 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/28/2009 - Kazeshini, Shuuhei H. - Complete
Life Goes On by Bullet in the Brainpan- Squish reviews
Twenty theme stories for the next-generation of Bleach. Pairings: IchiHime, RenRuki, GrimmNel and MORE!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,760 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/23/2009 - Ichigo K., Orihime I.
Tell Him by Bullet in the Brainpan- Squish reviews
They stopped in front of her apartment and Orihime looked at Ulquiorra. “Would you like to come in?” “It’s past midnight and your husband is not home.” Ulquiorra said with a quirk of an eyebrow. XxIchiHimexX HAPPY BIRTHDAY COPPER!
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,753 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/9/2009 - Orihime I., Ichigo K. - Complete
PINK AND RANGA 1! by Rdyest reviews
Szayel and Orihime... Who knew
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 769 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/7/2009 - Szayelaporro G., Orihime I. - Complete
As the days pass by MaggieTheMuffin reviews
Grimmjow can't get Orihime's voice out of his head. Orihime can't stop thinking about Grimmjow.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,534 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Grimmjow J., Orihime I. - Complete
Abuse by ElGato44 reviews
Orihime's blind love for Ichigo has gotten dangerous, so it eventually involves her protector. To the song "Abuse of SID" by Hurt. Ishihime, some Ichihime. Oneshot. Not for children.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Drama/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,574 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Published: 5/27/2009 - Uryuu I., Orihime I. - Complete
Hisakata ken Kusabana by Bullet in the Brainpan- Squish reviews
Tatsuki is worried about Orihime being alone on her birthday so she drags the girl to Ichigo's. Orihime ends up going with the Kurosakis on vacation. Will she survive rich grandfathers, angry strawberries and ghosts of past? Nominated for IchiHime awards!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,556 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 19 - Published: 4/20/2009 - Ichigo K., Orihime I. - Complete
Shrapnel by Lookinglass reviews
World War II: Grimmjaw is an exhausted U.S. soldier, dragging his platoon through dirt, dead bodies, and despair. Ulquiorra is a detached German officer, efficient, obedient, and ready to serve his country. A piece of shrapnel brings the two together.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 17 - Words: 42,959 - Reviews: 929 - Favs: 568 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 4/14/2009 - Published: 2/12/2008 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra - Complete
Masochist by Twisted Badger reviews
I had always thought I was a masochist. I guess it would explain the early stages of puberty. You know. Cutting myself. Jacking off with a bloody wrist. That sort of thing. Grim/Ichi. Dark themes, Yaoi, Incest, Drug Abuse, Cutting.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,423 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 1/28/2009 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K. - Complete
FanFic Poop: Mpreg is so Ridiculous by EvolLoveAkira reviews
Arrancar pregnancies? WHAT THE FACK BOMB. Rated M for violence, language, and utter absurdity. Grimmjow, Szayel, Ichigo, and Ulquiorra mainly. another 15 minute story.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Parody/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 506 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Grimmjow J., Szayelaporro G. - Complete
I don't love you by Twisted Badger reviews
I hated him. I loved him. I loved f***** him. I hated being with him. I hated f**** him. I loved being with him. I don't really get it either. Grimm/Ichi, Oneshot, AU
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,641 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/1/2009 - Published: 12/6/2008 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K. - Complete
Countdown by Jigoku Hikari reviews
'His sight followed the body, eventually focusing on who it was. His favorite crimson-haired, maroon-eyed, Zabimaru-wielding, heavily tattooed, walking sex fantasy. And he seemed to be just as drunk as Shuuhei was.' Shuuhei's long countdown to midnight on New Year's Eve. Shuuhei/Renji; Urahara/Ichigo; numerous other pairings.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,928 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Renji A., Shuuhei H. - Complete
It all started with a wet dream by Twisted Badger reviews
I would have to say that it was my best prank ever. It was something that only a genius, Ex-Shinigami; Ex-Captain of the Technology Department in Soul Society like me would have been able to come up with... Renji/Urahara, Yaoi, Boy/Boy
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,297 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/16/2008 - Renji A., K. Urahara - Complete
Jericho by Goldberry reviews
It's time to tear it all down. GrimmUlqui.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,516 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra - Complete
I Come To You In Pieces by StarkBlack reviews
ShuuheiRenji. After years of fighting along side Kurosaki Ichigo, Abarai Renji has fallen for him. How far? All the way. Hisagi Shuuhei sees it, and being the person he is, and loving Renji the way he does, he can't help but try to help.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 112,517 - Reviews: 415 - Favs: 469 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 12/8/2008 - Published: 11/6/2007 - Shuuhei H., Renji A. - Complete
Gourmet by UnluckyAmulet reviews
-Grimmjow x Orihime- "I'll eat...if you eat first." Arrancar Arc.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,566 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/9/2008 - Orihime I., Grimmjow J.
Heartbeats by Crystaline-Crimson reviews
ShuuheixRenji. Implied RenjixIchigo and RenjixShuuhei. Because it's always Ichigo and never Shuuhei - is it really so hard to scream?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,090 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/31/2008 - Renji A., Shuuhei H. - Complete
To Have and to Hold by ThatRosieSparkle reviews
Renji loves Byakuya with all his heart, but is he in too deep? Cue Ichigo, and his loveliness. WARNING: contains reference to abuse. Renji/Byakuya, Renji/Ichigo
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,343 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/17/2008 - Renji A., Ichigo K. - Complete
Sugar Rush by HitsuIchi reviews
They say there's a first time for everything, but for Renji Abarai, the first time will definitely be his last. Oneshot.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,003 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/15/2007 - Renji A., Ichigo K. - Complete
Ichigo's Funeral by debbiechan reviews
A Shinigami captain doesn’t need a human body, does he? The gang goes to Ichigo’s funeral. Cremation ceremony, anyone? Ichigo, Tatsuki, Chad, Karin, Isshin, even Chizuro and a little IchiRuki
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,225 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 20 - Published: 6/20/2007 - Ichigo K., Tatsuki A. - Complete
Ascent Into Madness by a certain slant of light reviews
Thirteen drabbles illustrating Orihime's ascent into the Arrancar ranks, into madness, and into her ambiguous relationship with Ulquiorra. Challenge for the LiveJournal community, 13drabbles. [UlquiHime]
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 4,315 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 6/12/2007 - Published: 3/1/2007 - Orihime I., Ulquiorra - Complete
Imaginary by SnowLion no Miko reviews
Abarai Renji never did believe in happy endings. [Renji x Rukia, Ichigo x Rukia] [oneshot, drabbleish]
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 604 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/27/2007 - Renji A., Rukia K. - Complete
Hearts and Handcuffs by a certain slant of light reviews
The lascivious love of Orihime Inoue and Grimmjow Jaggerjack in fifty kinky sentences. Challenge for the LiveJournal community, 1sentence. [GrimmHime]
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,663 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 23 - Published: 2/24/2007 - Orihime I., Grimmjow J. - Complete
A Hundred Indecisions by Sintari reviews
Who is Renji to refuse the bride on her wedding day? IchigoRukia. Renji POV. Angst.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,177 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/18/2006 - Renji A., Rukia K. - Complete
Forward Motion by Vialana reviews
Ichigo/Renji :: There has to be a logical reason for Ichigo to be staring at Renji so much.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,419 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/8/2006 - Ichigo K., Renji A. - Complete
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The ManiPedi Set reviews
Ichigo cheats on Orihime...with a man? Somewhat OOCness. Not for the faint of heart. Rated for language and rapeingness?
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,860 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/7/2010 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Orihime I., Grimmjow J. - Complete
A Whole Winter Later reviews
Soul Society and Hueco Mundo are friends now. Aizen decides to move to the world of the living and his Espada children are coming too! Ulquihime vs Ichihime. Possible GrimmjowxYourichi. Rated for language. Extreme OOC. You are warned.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,324 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 8/28/2009 - Orihime I., Ulquiorra