Author has written 4 stories for Twilight.
k, so information about me:
(EDIT: I wrote this awhile back, so I've probably changed very much since the time I wrote all that's below..,)
I luv weird music which includes: French music by Coeur de Pirate, Claire Denamur, and Amylie, lots of alternative music: asobi sesku, grizzly bear, especially paramore, and many others, i also love oldies! (Kola 99.9!! all classics all the time, kola 99.9!), and i also luv normal music too! (katy perry, lilly allen, a lil bit of black eyed peas, taylor swift, the ting tings, p!nk, taylor swift, the plain white T's, etc, etc.) the list of music i like just keeps on going!
I'm a HUGE fan of the british accent!! (ive almost perfected mine!)
I absolutely love art! I'm not the best artist, but im still learning, lol, aren't we all?
I absolutely love to stop and smell the flowers(even though the roses clearly smelled better!!) but all that basically means, is that i luv the things that people either dont ever pay attention to, or that people dont take the time to observe, or just things that are important, that (again) people never like as much as the unimportant things, hope that made as much sense as it did in typing as it did in my mind (my world in my mind is a crazy place!! XD )
I'm described as the following: quiet, shy, crazy, loud, annoying, weird, unsociable, not-able-to-shut-up, musical, artistic, creative, smart, lazy, a nerd, a dork (it really depends on who you are, how well u know me, and if u know me, otherwise it doesn't make any sense to u, does it!! if u know me really really well and uve seen all those qualities in me, then u know me so well i might mistake u for a stalker!! so do u think all those qualities at once like i have are cool? well, theyre not...so stick with one personality!!)
I'm hopelessly obsessed with the current book series (the ones that ive finished) at the moment: the twilight saga, the house of night series, and the immortal series(ok, that ones an exception, cuz the next book hasnt cum out yet!)
The LONGEST obsession over anything ive ever had was with twilight, seriously, i have all the books, ive read all of them almost twice, i practically read all of twilight in one day, i hav two twilight posters in my room, both of the accounts in this computer have a file filled with twilgit-related pics, i read twilight fanfictions all the time, and i saw the movie, and bought the movie on the day they came out!! now THATS OBSESSION!! the obsession kinda wore off, but i promise i still luv twilight, i never loved the movies, i dont think kristen stewart does bella any justice, i mean she smokes, and she didn't even like the book series!! she doesnt deserve to play the part of bella and im sure alot of people would agree with me, my friend and i even call her "the witch", so yeah...
I'm mostly team edward (like 99.999999 team edward) but im ever so slightly team switzerland, no way am i gonna say team jacob, no, thats not gonna happen, switzerland!! but only slightly!!
and now i'm gonna end this with lots of quotes/stuff i found from emails/profiles that i liked...enjoy!(sorry if anything's repeated!!)
make dont hate cupcakes
yeah I'm random, you got a problem with that!!
Don't follow my footsteps, I CRASH INTO WALLS!! u cry, i cry, u laugh, i laugh, u jump off a cliff... I LAUGH EVEN LOUDER!! :P :) :D LOL!
PS. - Why doesn't "Buick" rhyme with "quick"
Let's face it - English is a crazy language There is no egg in eggplant, nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine in pineapple. English muffins weren't invented in England or French fries in France . Sweetmeats are candies while sweetbreads, which aren't sweet, are meat. We take English for granted. But if we explore its paradoxes, we find that quicksand can work slowly, boxing rings are square and a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig.
Ship by truck and send cargo by ship? Have noses that run and feet that smell?
How can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same, while a wise man and a wise guy are opposites? You have to marvel at the unique lunacy of a language in which your house can burn up as it burns down, in which you fill in a form by filling it out, and in which, an alarm goes off by going on.
English was invented by people, not computers, and it reflects the creativity of the human race, which, of course, is not a race at all. That is why, when the stars are out, they are visible, but when the lights are out, they are invisible.
Cobb County...Expect The Best
When it comes down to it, we all just want to be loved
Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly!
Love truly! Laugh uncontrollably!
I wonder how many birds fly into this wall on a daily basis??
" -- if you return her to me in less than the perfect condition I left her in, you will be running with three legs...And if you ever kiss her again, I will break your jaw for her," - Edward to Jacob; Eclipse, pg 340
But if you ever bring her back damaged again - and I don’t care whose fault it is; I don’t care if she merely trips, or if a meteor falls out of the sky and hits her in the head - if you return her to me in less than perfect condition that I left her in, you will be running with three legs. Do you understand that mongrel? -Edward Cullen, Eclipse
This story may not be appropriate for ages 10 to 20...(NOT!)
"My little pony sweet little pony you'll always be in my heart!" -ponies
"AHHHHHH!!TOURTURE!!" -kid falls down-
"Awwww man not again. Clean up on stage 4!"-Drags kid into a room-
"uh what happened. well at least there is no more pony songs." -Kid relaxes-
"My little pony sweet little pony you'll always be in my heart!" -ponies
"NOOOOOOOOO!!" -kid faints-
Some Good Quotes
"You're a good friend and I love you and all...but if we ever get chased by zombies, I'm totally tripping you."
-if you cry, then I'll cry, if you laugh, then I'll laugh, if you fall off a cliff, then I'll laugh harder-
Always forgive your enemies - Nothing makes them so freaking mad.
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.
Real girls aren't perfect, perfect girls aren't real.
Boys that make you cry aren't worth crying over; boys that are worth crying over won't make you cry.
I called your boyfriend gay andhe hit me with his purse.
Only a true friend will tell you this!!
1. When you are sad, I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry...cough, cough, never mind...!!
2. When you are blue, I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile, I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in.
4. When you are scared, I will rag on you about it every chance I get.
5. When you are worried, I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.
6. When you are confused, I will use little words.
7. When you are sick, stay the heck away from me until you are well. I don't want whatever you have.
8. When you fall, I will point and laugh at your clumsy butt.
This is my oath. I pledge it until the end. "Why?" you may ask. Because you are my friend. Friendship is like peeing your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can truly feel its warmth.
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile
If you believe that the reason the girls always kiss the guys first is that the guys are too scared that they'll be slapped, punched, hit, kicked or mindwiped, then please copy this into your profile.
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.
If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy onto profile.
If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are absolutely in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional charater Edward, from twilight, copy and paste this into your profile
If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.
If your parents or anyone else roll there eyes at you when you relate anything to Twilight, copy and paste this on to your profile.
Really Dumb Store labels:
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (Too late!)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (As night follows day . . .)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (But wouldn't this save me more time?)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)
On Tynol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (One would hope.)
On a Sears hairdryer:
On a bag of Fritos!
On a bar of Dial soap:
On some Swanson frozen dinners:
On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
On a child's superman costume:
On a Swedish chainsaw:
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (As opposed to what?)
On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (I gotta admit, I'm curious.)
On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (Talk about a news flash.)
On artificial bacon: "Real artificial bacon bits". (So we don't get fake fake bacon. Oh no we get real fake bacon.)
1. Your real name? Chelsea
2. Your Gangsta name: (first three letters of first name plus izzle) Cheizzle
3. Detective name: (fav coolor and fav animal) Purple Cat
4.Soap opera name: (middle name and current street name) Nicole Northridge
5.Star Wars name:( First 3 letters of last name, first two letters of your first name, and last 3 letters of mom's maiden name) Prochart
6. Superhero name:(2nd fav color and fav drink) Blue Diet Coke
7. Arab name:(2nd letter of first name, 3rd letter of lastname, any letter of middle name, second lettor of moms maiden name, third letter of dads middle name, 1st letter of siblings first name, last letter of moms middle name.) Honaost
8.Witness protection name:(moms middle name) (she doesn't have one)
9.Goth name:(black and one of your pet's names) Black Zoe (cool!)
Emmett: Or you were a pansy.
Jasper: HOW DARE YOU CALL A CONFEDERATE MAN A PANSY!
Alice: Jazz, calm down. The war is over.
Alice is mid-spring attacking a woman, who is holding a red bag.
Esme: THAT was embarrassing.
Alice: She took the last Dooney & Bourke bag! Do you KNOW how long it would have taken to ship from the warehouse? DAYS, Esme. It would have taken DAYS. I needed the purse NOW!
Esme: Alice, you got sued.
Alice: There was NO reason for her to involve the police. I gave her four thousand dollars and a fruit basket.
Jasper: You also broke her clavicle and gave her severe emotional damage.
Alice: Shut up, Pansy boy!
Emmett: I miss being a hillbilly! I might stop wearing a shirt.
Alice: I hear ya, Em. That straightjacket reminded me of my shock treatments. FUN.
Edward: Takes shiny ball from pocket
Jacob: Wow . . . that’s . . . the most beautiful ball I’ve ever -
Edward: Gasp You want the ball, Jakey? You want the ball?
Jacob: Yes. I would throughly enjoy-
Edward: Ooh, it’s a pretty ball, isn’t it Jake?
Jacob: It’s lovely. Now if you’d just give it to me -
Edward: Go get it! Throws ball
Jacob: Yay! Barks and runs after ball
Words and Thoughts to live by--
A day without sunshine is like...night.
42.7 percent of statistics are made up on the spot.
Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.
When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now.
How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
I couldn't repair your brakes so I made your horn louder.
Why do psychics have to ask your name?
Just remember, if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.
YOUR GUY SIDE:
You love hoodies.
YOUR GIRL SIDE:
You wear lip gloss/chapstick. (occasionally lip gloss, mostly chapstick)
Total= 13(lucky me, 13 eh?)
This is the stupid test! 100 stupid things that people do! Bold the ones that apply to you! 29/100 apply to me.
1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
The Twilight Oath
I promise to remember Bella
Something everyone should remember: Emmett is the strongest. Edward is the fastest. But Jasper can sit alone in a corner and still make you feel jealous.
Silence is golden, but duct tape is silver
Everyone has a wild side--me and my friends just prefer to make them public. If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from? (AHHHH!!)
Don’t mess with me I've got a stick. Of course I'm talking to myself. Who else can I trust?"One way to figure out how things work, push all the buttons!"If I asked for your opinion, I'd take the tape off your mouth. I am a peaceful person that is filled with violent rage. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now. No ones perfect… well there was this one Guy but we killed him. If life gives you lemons, make grape juice, and let the world wonder how you did it.yea you have the right to your own opinion, but i have the right to think your stupid. if you talk about me i got some advice. click your heels 3 times and say 'i wish i had a life'! OMG! i think i just saw a flying bird!
Help I've fallen and i can’t...hey nice carpet! -Taste the rainbow- Eat CRAYONS. My mind works like lightning...one brilliant flash and it's gone. When in danger, when in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout. It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone. I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it! I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me. All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.'You wanna know what you get, in our experience, when you tell the world the truth? A straight jacket. Or a punch in the face. Sometimes both.'
If you have ever copy and pasted something to your profile, copy and paste this to your profile
If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile
If they are right... copy and paste this into your profile.
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.
If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what are you doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob fest, and start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say some completely random thing, like," Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb-war with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings and tape them on your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework instead of doing it. Crazy is when you giggle upon finding out that Edward has gone to the Volturi, because it was stupid for him to take second hand information. Crazy is when you wish your boyfriend's name was Jasper or Edward. Crazy is when you sit for hours on end talking about Edward with your friends. Crazy is when one of your friends come up to you and says "He is so completely gorgeous!" and you know exactly who their talking about because your brain is no longer set on English, but Twilight. Crazy is when all your friends are scared of you because you are so hyper. Crazy is when you threaten your friends with a free trip to Italy and a vampire mafia if they don't read Twilight. Crazy is when your friend calls you crazy, you tear up a little and tell them that was the nicest thing they ever said to you. Crazy is when you make bookmarks out of glue, or green water during class, just for something to do. If you are crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list.
If whenever you see or hear the brand "Volvo" you freak out and start giggling uncontrollably and then people stare at you funny copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you are absolutely in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional character Edward, from twilight, copy and paste this into your profile
If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile
If you think that only losers hate/don't get Twilight, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.
If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.
I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...
If you are a member of the unofficial Jasper Whitlock Hale Fangirl Club, copy and paste this into your profile
If you know you have an unhealthy obsession with one or all of the Cullens , but you don't really care because even though admitting you have a problem is the first step to healing, frankly, you don't wanna heal.
If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy & paste this into your profile
If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile
Pluto was no longer declared a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was "Too small" and "Off it's orbit" for a couple scientists’ likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!
If you’ve ever made faces in front of a security camera then paste this in your profile
If you have ever said something and two seconds later, completely forgot, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you get bored easily post this on your profile.
If you would kill to have wings, post on profile.
If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think the Cullens should have their own theme music :o) Copy this to your Profile
you are such a loser that you actually read all these 'If you ever blah blah blah, copy this into your profile' things, copy this into your profile
Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!
If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile
If you've ever thought about something when you were talking about something else, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you can't stand preppy people who talk like this: "I like, can't believe, I like, chipped my manicure!!", copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever read a 250 pg book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile ok the time to read all of these (and you usually do), copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you ever get a random urge to start screaming copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever turned around and questioned how you got on those subjects after an entire conversation, copy and paste this in to your profile.
If you complain that your feet are cold and your mom tells you to put socks on and you don't just for the sake of being stubborn, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you think 'morning people' should be driven off the face of the planet so they spread their 6-AM cheer to Martians, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you get way to excited for books, movies, etc. to come out, copy this into your profile
If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever wondered why the heck Canadians and Americans have to spell 'colour' differently, and use different units of measurement, copy this to your profile.
If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile.
If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you are so cool that you actually read through all of these (there's more BWHAHAHAHA!!), copy this into your profile!!
If you've ever yelled at an inatimate object for not listening to you, copy and paste this into your profile.
If that inanimate object now hates you more because you yelled at it, copy and paste this into your profile
now for semoehtnig itnresitng...
i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty
If you could read that put it in your profile.
You know you live in 2009 when...
1. You see twilight fangirls everywhere u go
2. You haven’t played solitaire with real cards in years.
3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have a facebook/email/cell phone/twitter.
4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.
6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer.
7. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling.
8. You think about how stupid you are for reading this.
9. You were too busy to notice number five.
10. You actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number five.
11. And now you're laughing at your stupidity.
12. Put this in your pro if you fell for it. You know you did.
AACIBD is Addicted to All Cullen’s Including Bella Disorder.
AV is Addicted to Vampires
LES is Love Edward Syndrome
OCD is Obsessive Cullen Disorder
WBWAVS is Wishing Bella Was A Vampire Syndrome
WIWAVS is Wishing I Was A Vampire Syndrome
Jacob needs to jump off a cliff for non-recreational purposes
Ten things to see before you die
1. A vegetarian be eaten by an animal.
2. An emo kid talk about happy bunnies.
3. Homer say something intelligent.
4. Taxes disappear.
5. Voldemort destroy one of his Horcruxes.
6. Michael Jackson be stalked by children.
7. Children take over class and teach teacher in child subjects, such as: armpit farts, skate-boarding, real music, ect.
8. Wrestling people forget their moves.
9. The coyote catch the road runner.
10. the cat not refuse Pepe le Pew
Lessons Learned in Twilight:
1. You can enjoy the banquet while resisting the wine.
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