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k, so information about me:

(EDIT: I wrote this awhile back, so I've probably changed very much since the time I wrote all that's below..,)

I luv weird music which includes: French music by Coeur de Pirate, Claire Denamur, and Amylie, lots of alternative music: asobi sesku, grizzly bear, especially paramore, and many others, i also love oldies! (Kola 99.9!! all classics all the time, kola 99.9!), and i also luv normal music too! (katy perry, lilly allen, a lil bit of black eyed peas, taylor swift, the ting tings, p!nk, taylor swift, the plain white T's, etc, etc.) the list of music i like just keeps on going!

I'm a HUGE fan of the british accent!! (ive almost perfected mine!)

I absolutely love art! I'm not the best artist, but im still learning, lol, aren't we all?

I absolutely love to stop and smell the flowers(even though the roses clearly smelled better!!) but all that basically means, is that i luv the things that people either dont ever pay attention to, or that people dont take the time to observe, or just things that are important, that (again) people never like as much as the unimportant things, hope that made as much sense as it did in typing as it did in my mind (my world in my mind is a crazy place!! XD )

I'm described as the following: quiet, shy, crazy, loud, annoying, weird, unsociable, not-able-to-shut-up, musical, artistic, creative, smart, lazy, a nerd, a dork (it really depends on who you are, how well u know me, and if u know me, otherwise it doesn't make any sense to u, does it!! if u know me really really well and uve seen all those qualities in me, then u know me so well i might mistake u for a stalker!! so do u think all those qualities at once like i have are cool? well, theyre not...so stick with one personality!!)

I'm hopelessly obsessed with the current book series (the ones that ive finished) at the moment: the twilight saga, the house of night series, and the immortal series(ok, that ones an exception, cuz the next book hasnt cum out yet!)

The LONGEST obsession over anything ive ever had was with twilight, seriously, i have all the books, ive read all of them almost twice, i practically read all of twilight in one day, i hav two twilight posters in my room, both of the accounts in this computer have a file filled with twilgit-related pics, i read twilight fanfictions all the time, and i saw the movie, and bought the movie on the day they came out!! now THATS OBSESSION!! the obsession kinda wore off, but i promise i still luv twilight, i never loved the movies, i dont think kristen stewart does bella any justice, i mean she smokes, and she didn't even like the book series!! she doesnt deserve to play the part of bella and im sure alot of people would agree with me, my friend and i even call her "the witch", so yeah...

I'm mostly team edward (like 99.999999 team edward) but im ever so slightly team switzerland, no way am i gonna say team jacob, no, thats not gonna happen, switzerland!! but only slightly!!

and now i'm gonna end this with lots of quotes/stuff i found from emails/profiles that i liked...enjoy!(sorry if anything's repeated!!)

make dont hate cupcakes

yeah I'm random, you got a problem with that!!

Don't follow my footsteps, I CRASH INTO WALLS!! u cry, i cry, u laugh, i laugh, u jump off a cliff... I LAUGH EVEN LOUDER!! :P :) :D LOL!

PS. - Why doesn't "Buick" rhyme with "quick"

Let's face it - English is a crazy language There is no egg in eggplant, nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine in pineapple. English muffins weren't invented in England or French fries in France . Sweetmeats are candies while sweetbreads, which aren't sweet, are meat. We take English for granted. But if we explore its paradoxes, we find that quicksand can work slowly, boxing rings are square and a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig.

Ship by truck and send cargo by ship? Have noses that run and feet that smell?

How can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same, while a wise man and a wise guy are opposites? You have to marvel at the unique lunacy of a language in which your house can burn up as it burns down, in which you fill in a form by filling it out, and in which, an alarm goes off by going on.

English was invented by people, not computers, and it reflects the creativity of the human race, which, of course, is not a race at all. That is why, when the stars are out, they are visible, but when the lights are out, they are invisible.

Cobb County...Expect The Best

When it comes down to it, we all just want to be loved

Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly!

Love truly! Laugh uncontrollably!

I wonder how many birds fly into this wall on a daily basis??

" -- if you return her to me in less than the perfect condition I left her in, you will be running with three legs...And if you ever kiss her again, I will break your jaw for her," - Edward to Jacob; Eclipse, pg 340

Good luck tended to avoid me.
Bella Swan, Twilight, Chapter 1, p.11

Stupid, shiny Volvo owner.
Bella Swan, Twilight, Chapter 4, p.83

Kryptonite doesn’t bother me, either.
Edward Cullen, Twilight, Chapter 5, p.92

What if I’m not a superhero? What if I’m the bad guy?
Edward Cullen, Twilight, Chapter 5, p.92

I tried to maintain what dignity I could as I got into his car. I wasn’t very successful — I looked like a half-drowned cat and my boots squeaked.
Bella Swan, Twilight, Chapter 5, p.104

Do I dazzle you?
Edward Cullen, Twilight, Chapter 8, p.168

I hear voices in my mind and you’re worried that you’re the freak.
Edward Cullen, Twilight, Chapter 9, p.181

Don’t laugh — but how can you come out during the daytime?
Bella Swan, Twilight, Chapter 9, p.185

He knows I’ve been meaning to do the laundry. Maybe he’ll think I fell in the washer.
Bella Swan, Twilight, Chapter 12, p.244

I promise to try to be safe. I’ll do the laundry tonight — that ought to be fraught with peril.
Bella Swan, Twilight, Chapter 12, p.247

And so the lion fell in love with the lamb…
Edward Cullen, Twilight, Chapter 13, p.274

Take it easy — my truck is a senior citizen.
Bella Swan, Twilight, Chapter 13, p.284

But if you ever bring her back damaged again - and I don’t care whose fault it is; I don’t care if she merely trips, or if a meteor falls out of the sky and hits her in the head - if you return her to me in less than perfect condition that I left her in, you will be running with three legs. Do you understand that mongrel? -Edward Cullen, Eclipse

This story may not be appropriate for ages 10 to 20...(NOT!)

"My little pony sweet little pony you'll always be in my heart!" -ponies


"AHHHHHH!!TOURTURE!!" -kid falls down-

"Awwww man not again. Clean up on stage 4!"-Drags kid into a room-

"uh what happened. well at least there is no more pony songs." -Kid relaxes-

"My little pony sweet little pony you'll always be in my heart!" -ponies


"NOOOOOOOOO!!" -kid faints-



Some Good Quotes

"You're a good friend and I love you and all...but if we ever get chased by zombies, I'm totally tripping you."

-if you cry, then I'll cry, if you laugh, then I'll laugh, if you fall off a cliff, then I'll laugh harder-

Always forgive your enemies - Nothing makes them so freaking mad.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.

Real girls aren't perfect, perfect girls aren't real.

Boys that make you cry aren't worth crying over; boys that are worth crying over won't make you cry.

I called your boyfriend gay andhe hit me with his purse.

Only a true friend will tell you this!!

1. When you are sad, I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry...cough, cough, never mind...!!

2. When you are blue, I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile, I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in.

4. When you are scared, I will rag on you about it every chance I get.

5. When you are worried, I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.

6. When you are confused, I will use little words.

7. When you are sick, stay the heck away from me until you are well. I don't want whatever you have.

8. When you fall, I will point and laugh at your clumsy butt.

This is my oath. I pledge it until the end. "Why?" you may ask. Because you are my friend. Friendship is like peeing your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can truly feel its warmth.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile

If you believe that the reason the girls always kiss the guys first is that the guys are too scared that they'll be slapped, punched, hit, kicked or mindwiped, then please copy this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy onto profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are absolutely in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional charater Edward, from twilight, copy and paste this into your profile

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your parents or anyone else roll there eyes at you when you relate anything to Twilight, copy and paste this on to your profile.

Really Dumb Store labels:

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (Too late!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (As night follows day . . .)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (But wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Tynol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (One would hope.)

On a Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping. (that's the only time I have to work on my hair).

On a bag of Fritos!
..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?

On a bar of Dial soap:
"Directions: Use like regular soap." (Really? Soap. Use like Soap. Complicated, huh?)

On some Swanson frozen dinners:
"Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
"Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Someone at the factory had a good sense of humor.)

On a child's superman costume:
"Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (Dang it!)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
"Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals." (Wow. I feel sorry for the guy who discovered this.)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (As opposed to what?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (I gotta admit, I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (Talk about a news flash.)

On artificial bacon: "Real artificial bacon bits". (So we don't get fake fake bacon. Oh no we get real fake bacon.)

1. Your real name? Chelsea

2. Your Gangsta name: (first three letters of first name plus izzle) Cheizzle

3. Detective name: (fav coolor and fav animal) Purple Cat

4.Soap opera name: (middle name and current street name) Nicole Northridge

5.Star Wars name:( First 3 letters of last name, first two letters of your first name, and last 3 letters of mom's maiden name) Prochart

6. Superhero name:(2nd fav color and fav drink) Blue Diet Coke

7. Arab name:(2nd letter of first name, 3rd letter of lastname, any letter of middle name, second lettor of moms maiden name, third letter of dads middle name, 1st letter of siblings first name, last letter of moms middle name.) Honaost

8.Witness protection name:(moms middle name) (she doesn't have one)

9.Goth name:(black and one of your pet's names) Black Zoe (cool!)

Emmett: Or you were a pansy.


Alice: Jazz, calm down. The war is over.

Alice is mid-spring attacking a woman, who is holding a red bag.

Esme: THAT was embarrassing.

Alice: She took the last Dooney & Bourke bag! Do you KNOW how long it would have taken to ship from the warehouse? DAYS, Esme. It would have taken DAYS. I needed the purse NOW!

Esme: Alice, you got sued.

Alice: There was NO reason for her to involve the police. I gave her four thousand dollars and a fruit basket.

Jasper: You also broke her clavicle and gave her severe emotional damage.

Alice: Shut up, Pansy boy!

Emmett: I miss being a hillbilly! I might stop wearing a shirt.

Alice: I hear ya, Em. That straightjacket reminded me of my shock treatments. FUN.

Edward: Takes shiny ball from pocket

Jacob: Wow . . . that’s . . . the most beautiful ball I’ve ever -

Edward: Gasp You want the ball, Jakey? You want the ball?

Jacob: Yes. I would throughly enjoy-

Edward: Ooh, it’s a pretty ball, isn’t it Jake?

Jacob: It’s lovely. Now if you’d just give it to me -

Edward: Go get it! Throws ball

Jacob: Yay! Barks and runs after ball

Words and Thoughts to live by--

A day without sunshine is like...night.

42.7 percent of statistics are made up on the spot.

Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.

When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now.

How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

I couldn't repair your brakes so I made your horn louder.

Why do psychics have to ask your name?

Just remember, if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.


You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.(sometimes)
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.

You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night--sometimes

Total= 7


You wear lip gloss/chapstick. (occasionally lip gloss, mostly chapstick)
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink
Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport (although I don't participate in it, I still consider it a sport)
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures. (I just don't get them a lot)
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance.
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.(only on special occasions, like formal night on a cruise ship)
You smile a lot more than you should.

You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like. (sort of...don't want to look like I haven't changed in a week or something)
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid. (barbies, bratz, polly pockets, American Girls, etc.)
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of every thing

Total= 13(lucky me, 13 eh?)

This is the stupid test! 100 stupid things that people do! Bold the ones that apply to you! 29/100 apply to me.

1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails
3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it
4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking
5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking
6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not/or had had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head
7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself
8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand

9. Tried to push open a door that said pull
10. Tried to pull open a door that said push
11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion
12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else
13. Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs
14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave
15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair
16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble
17. Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it
18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard
19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name
20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot
21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on
22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle.
23. Have run into a closed door
24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else
25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it
26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke
27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer
28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan
29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk
30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock
31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it
32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside
33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else
34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property
35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot
36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on
37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in
38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard

39. Walked into a pole
40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident
41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house
42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on
43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small
44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it
45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do.
46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it
47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up
48. Have poked yourself in the eye(contacts)
49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on
50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair
51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test (this list)
52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil
53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it
54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was.
55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were
56. Looked into an overhead light purposefully while it was on
57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day.
58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it
60. Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny
61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa
62. Said funner, then had someone make fun of you for it
63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence
64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person
65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one or because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side
66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions
67. Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong
68. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it
69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out.
70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught
71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face
72. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb
73. Ran into a door jam
74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid
75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it
76. Have purposely licked playground sand
77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band
78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't
79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people
80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out
81. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off
82. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again
83. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop on the back.
84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about
85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair

86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone
87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird
88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people
89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria
90. Sucked on a cup and got a hickey from it.
91. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil
92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them
93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper
94. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours
95. Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story
96. When you saw a ‘beware of dog’ sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the dogs
97. You have spelled your own name wrong before
98. When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling.

99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class
100. Have popped a balloon in your mouth.

(='.'=) This is Bunny.
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The Twilight Oath

I promise to remember Bella
Each time I carelessly fall down
And I promise to remember Edward
Whenever I'm out of town
I promise to obey traffic laws
For Charlies sake of course
And I promise to remember Jacob
When my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Carlisle
When ever I am in the emergency room
And I promise to remember Emmett
Every time there's a huge boom
I promise to to remember Rose
Whenever I see something that holds pure beauty
And I promise to remember Alice
When I'm at a mall and a cute outfit spots me
I promise to remember Nessie
When I see that beautiful bronze hair
And I promise to remember Esme
When someone tells me they care
I promise to remember Jasper
Whenever my stomach isn't curled
And I promise to remember the Volturi
When someone speaks of dominating the world
Yes I promise to love Twilight
Wherever I may go
So that all may see my obsession
Because I know what the Twilighters know

Something everyone should remember: Emmett is the strongest. Edward is the fastest. But Jasper can sit alone in a corner and still make you feel jealous.

Silence is golden, but duct tape is silver
When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip and slide.
I agree with the dictionary; girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.

Everyone has a wild side--me and my friends just prefer to make them public. If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from? (AHHHH!!)
I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun.
If your name is Mr. Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch?
"You say psycho like it's a bad thing." Normal people worry me. "Earth is the insane asylum for the universe." "You’re Just Jealous Because The Voices Only Speak To Me." 'Lay a hand on my crew and I'll come after you.' 'Just because you lost hope in the world doesn't mean you can loose hope in its people.' 'I'm a terrible liar. Guess not because you just believed me.'

Don’t mess with me I've got a stick. Of course I'm talking to myself. Who else can I trust?"One way to figure out how things work, push all the buttons!"If I asked for your opinion, I'd take the tape off your mouth. I am a peaceful person that is filled with violent rage. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now. No ones perfect… well there was this one Guy but we killed him. If life gives you lemons, make grape juice, and let the world wonder how you did it.yea you have the right to your own opinion, but i have the right to think your stupid. if you talk about me i got some advice. click your heels 3 times and say 'i wish i had a life'! OMG! i think i just saw a flying bird!

Help I've fallen and i can’t...hey nice carpet! -Taste the rainbow- Eat CRAYONS. My mind works like lightning...one brilliant flash and it's gone. When in danger, when in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout. It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone. I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it! I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me. All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.'You wanna know what you get, in our experience, when you tell the world the truth? A straight jacket. Or a punch in the face. Sometimes both.'

If you have ever copy and pasted something to your profile, copy and paste this to your profile

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile

If they are right... copy and paste this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what are you doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob fest, and start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say some completely random thing, like," Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb-war with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings and tape them on your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework instead of doing it. Crazy is when you giggle upon finding out that Edward has gone to the Volturi, because it was stupid for him to take second hand information. Crazy is when you wish your boyfriend's name was Jasper or Edward. Crazy is when you sit for hours on end talking about Edward with your friends. Crazy is when one of your friends come up to you and says "He is so completely gorgeous!" and you know exactly who their talking about because your brain is no longer set on English, but Twilight. Crazy is when all your friends are scared of you because you are so hyper. Crazy is when you threaten your friends with a free trip to Italy and a vampire mafia if they don't read Twilight. Crazy is when your friend calls you crazy, you tear up a little and tell them that was the nicest thing they ever said to you. Crazy is when you make bookmarks out of glue, or green water during class, just for something to do. If you are crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list.

If whenever you see or hear the brand "Volvo" you freak out and start giggling uncontrollably and then people stare at you funny copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are absolutely in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional character Edward, from twilight, copy and paste this into your profile

If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile

If you think that only losers hate/don't get Twilight, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...

If you are a member of the unofficial Jasper Whitlock Hale Fangirl Club, copy and paste this into your profile

If you know you have an unhealthy obsession with one or all of the Cullens , but you don't really care because even though admitting you have a problem is the first step to healing, frankly, you don't wanna heal.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy & paste this into your profile

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You know you live in 2009 when...

1. You see twilight fangirls everywhere u go

2. You haven’t played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have a facebook/email/cell phone/twitter.

4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.

6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer.

7. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling.

8. You think about how stupid you are for reading this.

9. You were too busy to notice number five.

10. You actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number five.

11. And now you're laughing at your stupidity.

12. Put this in your pro if you fell for it. You know you did.

AACIBD is Addicted to All Cullen’s Including Bella Disorder.

AV is Addicted to Vampires

LES is Love Edward Syndrome

OCD is Obsessive Cullen Disorder

WBWAVS is Wishing Bella Was A Vampire Syndrome

WIWAVS is Wishing I Was A Vampire Syndrome

Jacob needs to jump off a cliff for non-recreational purposes

Ten things to see before you die

1. A vegetarian be eaten by an animal.

2. An emo kid talk about happy bunnies.

3. Homer say something intelligent.

4. Taxes disappear.

5. Voldemort destroy one of his Horcruxes.

6. Michael Jackson be stalked by children.

7. Children take over class and teach teacher in child subjects, such as: armpit farts, skate-boarding, real music, ect.

8. Wrestling people forget their moves.

9. The coyote catch the road runner.

10. the cat not refuse Pepe le Pew

Lessons Learned in Twilight:

1. You can enjoy the banquet while resisting the wine.
2. The future is not set in stone.
3. Men are crabby when they're hungry.
4. Nothing beats an irritable grizzly bear.
5. True love knows no boundaries.
6. Some people are just danger magnets.
7. Even eternal enemies can work together to save something they love.
8. Forget the fangs - real vampires sparkle!
9. Soul mates exist, even if it takes 100 years to find them.
10. Porsche 911 Turbos make really great bribes.
11. Friendship is like the sun on a cloudy day.
12. Snow just means it's too cold for rain.
13. Family is about more than just blood.
14. What's worth doing is worth over-doing.
15. Losing your temper can be hair-raising.
16. "Vegetarian" has many meanings.
17. Even monsters can hold on to their humanity.
18. There are exceptions to every rule.
19. Always verify bad news before doing something stupid.
20. Hearing voices in your head doesn't necessarily mean you're crazy.
21. Love means being willing to sacrifice your happiness for another's.
22. Cold hands = Warm heart.
23. Not breathing is uncomfortable.
24. Stupid lambs and masochistic lions make quite a pair.
25. Romeo was an idiot.
26. Twilight is the saddest and safest time of day.
27. Extreme sports should not be attempted alone.
28. Life is worth very little without someone to share it with.
29. Space heaters can be very annoying.
30. Love can make even the most miserable places paradise.

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Stamina by Watermelonsmellinfellon reviews
"Can't you go another round with me, Victor?" Yuuri purred, voicing teasing and deepening erotically. Victor's eyes dilated once more and his breath hitched again.
Yuri!!! on Ice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,229 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 91 - Published: 1/18/2017 - [Yuri K., Victor N.]
Wrap me up by FairyKei reviews
When Gin disappeared, Hotaru thought that was the end. But what happens when the mountain God grants Gin the chance to return? Will they at last get the ending they hoped for? Gin X Hotaru
Hotarubi no Mori e/蛍火の杜へ - Rated: T - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 20 - Words: 37,626 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 12/16/2014 - Published: 6/10/2013 - Complete
Azumanga Bitesize! by RobDaZombie reviews
A collection of short stories and drabbles that mimic the charm of the beloved Azumanga universe!
Azumanga Daioh - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,752 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/9/2014 - Published: 12/23/2009
You'll Always be Mine by SapphireBlueRose reviews
What happens when Misaki is stuck with Usui? This all started with a challenge. What a fun event this will be for UsuixMisaki. COMPLETE! Sequel - When you were Mine, coming soon.
Maid Sama! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 49,333 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 12/31/2013 - Published: 2/8/2013 - Misaki A., T. Usui - Complete
In Winter's Depths by Silenceintheroom reviews
With Tomoe's curse not getting any better, and Nanami and Tomoe both still confused about their feelings towards one another, Tomoe somehow manages to slip away. It was something he did only hoping to heal those he cared about, but it may have only hurt them, as well as himself. Nanami is lost without her familiar, and is finding it more and more difficult to cope as the days pass.
Kamisama Hajimemashita/神様はじめました - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,580 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/4/2012 - Complete
Come Back 戻ってくる by rinadin reviews
Moving on without Gin is proving to be very taxing on Hotaru. But, when Hotaru finally seems to "pull through," something calls her back to the forest - back to the place they first met. Expect frequent updates! Remember to review if you read, please. I do not own Hotarubi no Mori e - copyright belongs to Yuki Midorikawa and Studio Brain's Base.
Hotarubi no Mori e/蛍火の杜へ - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 8,610 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 11/21/2012 - Published: 9/16/2012
Always by ToumaFF reviews
Going to school was always a chore. Going to school with a fever is even worse. Falling delirious while suffering under the fever? Definitely not one of Oreki Houtarou's best days. Luckily there was a rather enchanting angel ready to catch his fall.
Hyouka/氷菓 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,319 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 38 - Published: 11/8/2012 - Houtarou O., Eru C. - Complete
Footsie by Mystic Twirl reviews
Misaki smirked, slowly losing control of her actions. All that mattered was being able to give Takumi a taste of his own medicine. If only Takumi didn't enjoy it so much, too bad today he isn't in control. UPDATED Jigsaw Puzzle R&R
Maid Sama! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,469 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 8/18/2012 - Published: 3/23/2011 - Misaki A., T. Usui
I'll Be Your Support by Arvendell reviews
If possible, he wanted to whisk her far away from all her troubles, but he couldn't, so he did the next best possible things he could – be her support and distraction.
Maid Sama! - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,423 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 6/23/2012 - Published: 4/20/2012 - T. Usui, Misaki A. - Complete
Drunken words, sober thoughts by DeeVS reviews
Mizuki and Nanami decide to have a little drink while Tomoe is away. What harm can one itsy bitsy glass of sake do anyway? Solve Nanami's love life problems, that's what! Nanami's thoughts on the men in her life. Rated M for Nanami's potty mouth.
Kamisama Hajimemashita/神様はじめました - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 883 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 67 - Published: 4/27/2012 - Complete
As One by Arvendell reviews
Time is running out. But they are determined to make every moment memorable. Thus, there will be no more Usui Takumi and Ayuzawa Misaki. The two will merge as one. In every possible way. Sequel to Takumi and Misaki's Alphabet.
Maid Sama! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 35,001 - Reviews: 454 - Favs: 432 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 2/13/2012 - Published: 8/17/2011 - T. Usui, Misaki A. - Complete
Heat Wave by Sailor Peach reviews
A freak heat wave starts a very interesting week with Misaki and Usui, and follows them EVERYWHERE. Nothing innocent can come out of this... Fluffiness & Drama Too!
Maid Sama! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,546 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 1/9/2012 - Published: 3/27/2011 - Misaki A., T. Usui
Life as Newlyweds: Argument by Mikachan105 reviews
No matter how lovey dovey they can get, couples do have arguments. And Kei does has his limits in giving into whatever Hikari desires. So the dream team is crushed and neither Hikari & Kei would give in...what would become of their happily ever after?
S.A - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,932 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 11/22/2011 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Kei T., Hikari H.
Respire by Eyrine reviews
6 Years have passed since Chihiro last went through the tunnel. Gradually, she lost every memory of the Spirit World. She is a normal high schooler, but why has she started feeling empty? Disclaimer: I own nothing.
Spirited Away - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,927 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 9/10/2011 - Published: 9/7/2009 - Chihiro O., Kohaku N.
Secret Revealed by Arvendell reviews
Driven by the need to protect him, she finally conceded with the inevitable. But he wouldn't be the alien that he was if he didn't surprise her with his ways.
Maid Sama! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,795 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 8/13/2011 - Published: 7/28/2011 - T. Usui, Misaki A. - Complete
Love Me by neonlion reviews
“It wasn’t supposed to happen like this! I wasn’t supposed to wake up! Who am I? What am I?” she screamed into my chest. Her words being broken by dry sobs. I just gripped her tighter trying to stop her from breaking. “You’re Bella."
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 10,809 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/6/2011 - Published: 7/29/2008 - Bella
Takumi and Misaki's Alphabet by Arvendell reviews
Changes are bound to happen with the perverted outer-space alien and demon president being involved with each other. There will be moments that personalities would clash, but always, they ended up being even closer. Sequel to Giving In.
Maid Sama! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 61,478 - Reviews: 614 - Favs: 743 - Follows: 304 - Updated: 6/18/2011 - Published: 9/1/2010 - T. Usui, Misaki A. - Complete
Caught by bandgeek258 reviews
Kat was taken back to the night that she tried and failed to steal from W.W. Hale the Fifth. But what happens when there is a threat against a member of the Bishop family? Who will Kat turn to for help? Fluff! NO LONGER A ONE-SHOT!
Heist Society - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,864 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 6/9/2011 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Katarina B./Kat, Hale
Don't Avoid Me by Arvendell reviews
The absence of his teasing as well as somewhat annoying presence left her restless. She wondered if he was avoiding her. And why did that thought hurt?
Maid Sama! - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,364 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 26 - Published: 5/2/2011 - T. Usui, Misaki A. - Complete
Let the Violins Sing by thisbrokenheartedgirl reviews
FLUFF FLUFF FLUFF! Rated T cause I'm paranoid : ONESHOT but maybe more:3 Short fic on Usui teaching Misaki about how to play the violin and...? Read more to find out; R R! It doesn't mean read and run!
Maid Sama! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 717 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/13/2011 - Misaki A., T. Usui - Complete
Blackout by Marisol Gaddi reviews
Usui shows Misaki the good side of being in a blackout with him. /Future Fic. Oneshot./ Extra chapter added! /Outblack/
Maid Sama! - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,439 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 2/9/2011 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Misaki A., T. Usui - Complete
Saki Aftermath by KageNoNeko reviews
She was just a few months shy of being able to legally drink, but the twins, already being able to drink, dragged her into a bar. However, being drunk is never fun even when you mistake something else for saki. Mild manga spoilers.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,406 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/29/2011 - Tamaki S., Haruhi F. - Complete
Whatever It Takes To Save It by Sweettweet07 reviews
"I have to go save the Maid-Latte," She tried to escape Usui's strong hold but failed pathetically. He began, "Save the Maid latte, uh? Dressed up like this?" He looked down at her sexy attire. "What have you done to the girl I used to know?"
Maid Sama! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 24,812 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 1/23/2011 - Published: 10/18/2010 - Misaki A., T. Usui - Complete
Coast to Coast with Daphne Blake by Dangerpro reviews
It's Daphne's talk show! Which as always, things goes wrong.You can ask Daphne questions. She will gratefuly answer them. CROSSOVERS WITH MANY OTHER SHOWS.
Scooby Doo - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 13,204 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/16/2011 - Published: 10/29/2007
The World Is Changed by Ajac reviews
"There is no such thing." "As a happy ending?" "As an ending."
Girl who Leapt Through Time - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,178 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/8/2011 - Published: 3/22/2010
PolkaDots by Mikachan105 reviews
A polkadotted land could only describe the Love Yahiro & Megumi share...but Why POLKADOTS? A cute ficlet OneShot on one of my fav S.A couples..Dedicated to Fiqa 4 her nonstop raving on fluff
S.A - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 548 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/7/2010 - Yahiro S., Megumi Y. - Complete
Christmas Card by MrsMcGinty reviews
Epilogue to Je N'ai Pas de Mots. Three and a half years have passed. How has everyone's lives turned out?
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,778 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/26/2010 - Hikaru H. - Complete
Je N'ai Pas De Mots by MrsMcGinty reviews
Jasmine and Jandra never knew each other until Ouran Academy. They resemble each other so much they decide to trick the entire school into believing they're twins. But they'll need the help of the Host Club if they want to pull it off. EPILOGUE is up!
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 31,746 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/24/2010 - Published: 4/25/2010 - Tamaki S., Haruhi F. - Complete
Guardian by forthrightly reviews
COMPLETE. Chihiro spends a long, hot summer in a tiny seaside community, minding an old auntie's store, but a legend whispered by locals leads the young woman on a quest of rediscovery. A small story with small chapters.
Spirited Away - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 11,491 - Reviews: 824 - Favs: 2,270 - Follows: 471 - Updated: 10/3/2010 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Chihiro O., Kohaku N. - Complete
Intruder by karent79 reviews
Teru is home alone when the lights go out. Will she be okay and what's causing the strange sounds she's hearing?
Dengeki Daisy/電撃デイジー - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,468 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Complete
Tadashi's Death Wish by Mikachan105 reviews
He had asked for it...a death wish and he would have to pay a heavy price-a painful one too when he dared to cross the Great BearLady.
S.A - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,073 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/3/2010 - Akira T., Tadashi K. - Complete
Welcome back more like welcome home by midnightangel109 reviews
18 year old Chihiro has gone back to the Spirit World because of her friend. What's this? Haku doesn't remember her or is his just ignoring her. Please read!
Spirited Away - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,706 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/27/2010 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Kohaku N., Chihiro O. - Complete
Confusion by sweetnoodle reviews
Chihiro had a spell cast over her by Yubaba to make sure she would never return to the spirit realm...well that is unless she had something she needed from her. But what would that be? And can Kohaku stop her from taking it, or will his passion take over.
Spirited Away - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,694 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/20/2010 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Chihiro O., Kohaku N.
Giving In by Arvendell reviews
No matter how hard she fight it, in the end she had given in to him, just like what he had done to her.
Maid Sama! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,790 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 643 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 8/10/2010 - Published: 6/15/2010 - T. Usui, Misaki A. - Complete
Light in the Shadow King (ON HIATUS) by Jenna Cassie Herdz reviews
Politics. That's all it was to him. A give and take situation. A growing medical clinic for his family. All he had to do was marry her. The problem was the girl herself. It seemed it wasn't all politics to her.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 39,027 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 7/31/2010 - Published: 9/6/2009 - [Kyōya O., OC]
Hot Mess by chalantness reviews
It's Bobby Bishop's birthday and Kat has to cook dinner. However, Hale thinks otherwise. Let's just say they cook up one hot mess.
Heist Society - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,596 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 23 - Published: 7/30/2010 - W.W. Hale, Katarina B./Kat - Complete
Blinded by SuperCess reviews
Kei finally decided to confess his love for Hikari! But with so many obstacles in his way, mainly Hikari herself, it won't be easy won't it? Let's see how Kei will bring Hikari back her 'eyesight' to love. main: KxH minor: TxA Epilogue posted!
S.A - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 34,803 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 7/2/2010 - Published: 5/8/2009 - Kei T., Hikari H. - Complete
Ah Choo! You Suck by WitchyGirl99 reviews
Nothing says love like caring for your friend when she's sick. Just because you like holding her doesn't mean you like her, right? And you make soup for everyone. All the time. Too bad Inuyasha can lie about as well as he stays healthy. InuKag, OneShot.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,916 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/29/2010 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
Through Blindness by KageNoNeko reviews
A freak accident on a Host Club excursion one Saturday caused Haruhi to go blind! Each member pitches in to help her, but Tamaki finds this opportunity with a blind Haruhi an eye-opening experience: he's not her father. So, will Haruhi be unlucky?
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 40,714 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 4/20/2010 - Published: 2/4/2010 - Tamaki S., Haruhi F. - Complete
Life as Newlyweds: Comment and criticisms by Mikachan105 reviews
Life as Newlyweds series They were Happily Married. Joy and love bathing Kei senses until he hears Hikari's unconcious comments that amused & infuriated him. A short Fluff Fic for you Fiqa
S.A - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 561 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Kei T., Hikari H. - Complete
Life as Newlyweds: Slumber state by Mikachan105 reviews
Series of events after Challenge Proposal. They were newlyweds. Kei Takshima-weary from all the business trips- was finally home! Only to discover chaos all over his house & his wife still & cold
S.A - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,368 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Kei T., Hikari H. - Complete
Until your mine, remember me by promise.in.the.daark reviews
His lips glided up my neck line, across my jaw and paused at my ear. "I won't ever give up on you, Bella. You will remember." My eyes widened. "I'm not sure if that's possible." Can Edward restore Bella's memories? Or will darkness take over?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 28,863 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 1/19/2010 - Published: 8/9/2009
Alice by reader13lovesbooks reviews
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 64,046 - Reviews: 2081 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 1/18/2010 - Published: 3/14/2009 - Alice, Jasper
The Only One That Will Bloom by RayvynSky reviews
This was written in response to the challange to write an alternate ending for the EPIC KISS scene in chapter 41. Vivi kisses Hana and her secret comes tumbling out. How does Vivi react to finding out that Hana is in love with him.
Hana To Akuma/花と悪魔 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,065 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Complete
Adventures In Forks High by EmotionallyConfuzzled reviews
What will happen when Forks High School get's snowed in? With all of the Cullens in there! They Spend the night? Mike tries to be sexy for Bella? Edward loses control? Will Jasper have fun with emotions? Kareoke? Truth or Dare! One crazy night is ahead.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,749 - Reviews: 707 - Favs: 459 - Follows: 387 - Updated: 12/27/2009 - Published: 4/8/2009
Hangin' 'round the Mistletoe by doggieearlover reviews
Kagome gets more than she bargained for when she spies a plant that looks like one from her era. Takes place the last Chrstmas season before the final battle with Naraku.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,648 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/16/2009 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Inuyasha, Kagome H.
Surprises by mikaru zero reviews
Kei's birthday is nearing and Hikari has made something that will surprise him, her, and the others. It all started with a big loud BOOM. Geh, I suck at summaries. Hikari x Kei.
S.A - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,589 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/20/2009 - Hikari H., Kei T. - Complete
Dancer by JayJayxLove reviews
just jaspers thoughts on his alice
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 617 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Jasper, Alice - Complete
The heartbeat of my hurt heart by Kit2000 reviews
After her graduation, she noticed as he bagan avoiding her. What was wrong? Why did he act like that? Did he really want her to leave? A Kazuma/Fumino fic.
Faster than a Kiss/キスよりも早く - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,826 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 24 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Complete
Happy Birthday, Seaweed Brain! by Zikkie reviews
PERCABETH! Written in Annabeth's Point. Of. View.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,671 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 21 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
22 Ways To Know If You Are Obsessed With Twilight by sugarhigh123 reviews
Are you obsessed? Maybe a little TOO obsessed? I know I am. Title says it all. This list is much more creative than many of the other ones out there, i promise.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 509 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/14/2008
Chicken Pox by neonlion reviews
Poor Bella, she's stuck with the chicken pox and mean soon to be in laws. Maybe a certain bronze haired vampire can save the day! Major fluff please review :D
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 490 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Complete
The Summer of Haruhi Suzumiya by Robert Varulfur reviews
What will happen if Kyon and Haruhi are stuck in a closed space and cant seem to escape? Is this the end of our world as we know it?
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,381 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/17/2008 - Published: 6/26/2008
Marble Angel by Scarlett71177 reviews
E/B, one shot. Edward never thought he would spend his honeymoon in Chicago, Illinois. Written pre-BD.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,900 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/4/2008 - Complete
Inappropriate Attire by Ylfcwen reviews
Oneshot. Bella has an unusual gift. How will Edward use it to his own advantage?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,937 - Reviews: 763 - Favs: 617 - Follows: 143 - Published: 8/25/2006
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Bella's Dream reviews
Alternate part of BD-when Bella has her dream that wakes her up, but rather than a dream it's a nightmare. What will Edward do?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 976 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Published: 6/11/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Alice's Custom made Photo Album reviews
Sequel to The Wedding Pics. Everyone's responses to Alice's photo album from just before the wedding. Takes place during Bella and Edward's honeymoon.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,034 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/24/2011 - Complete
The Story of Alice reviews
I didn’t care either way; the girl was useless to me now that she was a vampire. The girl kept screaming and screaming, people would be here any moment, I had to go. I snarled at the newborn vampire and left. more details inside!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,687 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 8/29/2009 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Alice
The Wedding Pics reviews
A Twilight-related story involving Wedding invites, and the pictures you have to take for them. I was inspired by a few wedding invites I saw, so I decided to write a fanfiction about it! I promise it's better than it sounds. I suck at summaries!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,656 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
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