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Joined 08-16-09, id: 2050229, Profile Updated: 05-17-10
Author has written 4 stories for Kingdom Hearts, Alex Rider, and Final Fantasy VII.

Hi there people, how are you are today?

Well, I guess a simple introduction would suffice. My name is Joanna and I am a teenager living in a teenager's world.

I currently have an obsession with Naruto, Kingdom Hearts and Final Fantasy for some strange reason. It's probably why I'm writng some random fanfics about them.

I'm currently on my holidays, so I should be able to finish some chapters of the fanfics currently going! Hopefully, my computer woun't pack up again.

And I now don't know what to put, so yeah, when something comes to mind, I'll post it up. see you all soon!

If you hate stereotypes and think ppl should just shut up and stop POST THIS. Pick the stereotype that fits you.

I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so i MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...

I'm a DANCER, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big DICK.

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.


I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.


I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.

I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm a VIRGIN so i MUST be prude.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be fucked up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.


I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I Love SHOPPING so I must be rich.

I'm an OG so I must be Mexican.

If you hate stereotypes and think people should just shut up and stop, POST THIS!

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The Best Friends by Crowlows19 reviews
K-Unit is about to learn that revenge, boredom, and paintball is a dangerous combination where these two best friends are concerned. Now a series of scenes about Tom and Alex's friendship in different situations.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 35 - Words: 124,766 - Reviews: 877 - Favs: 816 - Follows: 795 - Updated: 7/19 - Published: 5/13/2009 - Alex R./Cub, Tom H.
Deadly Love: Five Years After by Vanassa reviews
A lot can change in 5 years. The world is hostile now to vampires; I can only hope Zexy is still alive. Zemyx and other pairings later.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 23,998 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 9/25/2013 - Published: 4/4/2009 - Zexion, Demyx - Complete
Changes by ForeverChasingDreams reviews
Everything Alex knows has been ripped from him, and his mind and body torn to shreds. Now he has to recover what little he can from the wreckage, and deal with the storms that are coming. It's a good thing K Unit are there to pull him through as he struggles to fight off old and new demons. Now Complete.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 22 - Words: 98,291 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 383 - Updated: 2/21/2013 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Alex R./Cub - Complete
In Other Words by Taste the Doom reviews
Ever pictured the Kingdom Hearts characters in the roles of characters in other series? ...No? Well, do it now! In other words, read this. Seventh Chapter: Full Metal Heartsemist.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,056 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/9/2011 - Published: 2/6/2010 - Zexion, Lexaeus
Axel's Pranks and Prejudice by ForbiddenKHfan216 reviews
that's right, YOU the reviewer decides! Axel's hosting a prank show, and he needs help! Send him a prank and it's recipient, and watch the fun! This is on permanent hiatus, no more chapters will be released.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 25 - Words: 78,701 - Reviews: 402 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 2/8/2011 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
In Time All Things Can Change by aussie-chick-13 reviews
Tonight was not a good night for the Scorpia assassin known as Xander. He was told there would be one sleeping target, not three very awake SAS soldiers. The actual second chapter is up now
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,605 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 10/1/2010 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Alex R./Cub, Wolf
Double XIII by Thalassa Promise reviews
A year after Kingdom Hearts II, 4 new Key-Bearers have been chosen. With Organization XIII's inexplicable return, a powerful Heartless, and the deaths of both Riku and Kairi, there is a need for help. And are the rumors true that Sora's with Org. XIII?
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 34,506 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/30/2010 - Published: 12/7/2009 - Sora, Xion
Fast run by Peachless reviews
Alex is on the run. Fast and downhills, he takes a couple old familiars with him. Now how did he get into this mess again?
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,956 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 6/13/2010 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Alex R./Cub, Wolf
The Cursed Doughnut by kelseywazhere reviews
Axel has pulled one prank too many and his father, ruler of the Underworld, sends him to the mortal world as punishment. Once there, Axel makes new friends and ends up dragged in on an adventure to return a cursed artifact Demyx stumbled upon. Akuroku
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,584 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/11/2010 - Published: 10/20/2009 - Axel, Roxas
Jobs oh dear! by Iamawsome reviews
Jobs the characters in Alex Rider should never ever have. Narrated by me and Alex. Rated T 'cause I'll probably curse down the road.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,205 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 5/8/2010 - Published: 1/11/2010
Pick-up Lines by Umenokouji Yuuya reviews
"I have skittles in my mouth. Want to taste the rainbow?" A collection of short stories featuring cheesy pick-up lines and even cheesier boys. [Riku/Sora]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 11,830 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 4/27/2010 - Published: 12/12/2009 - Sora, Riku
SOS, SAS by WingsOutSpread reviews
SCORPIA have targeted Alex's school, so MI6 came up with an idea to keep them all safe. Send a load of SAS men to teach and protect them. Blunt has lost it, but how will Alex keep it all together? Rated T for safety. Slight Snake/Fox
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,946 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 303 - Updated: 4/24/2010 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Alex R./Cub, Tom H.
Understanding Alex by krhorsejumper97 reviews
After being shot outside the R&G again Jack decides shes had enough, leaving Alex to live with Fox. K unit will probably be making several appearances. Join Alex and Fox as they work to understand eachother and possibly work together on a couple mission
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,744 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 2/5/2010 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Alex R./Cub, Ben D./Fox
Scream Until Your Heart Stops by XbuttonsX reviews
Was there a sign above his head that said "please ruin me"? He sure as hell felt like there was. Everything he ever cared for was slipping through the cracks and there was no way that he could stop it. All he could do was try.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 39,000 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 2/3/2010 - Published: 10/27/2009 - Roxas, Axel - Complete
Who wants to be Cinderella? by VampirePrince4ever reviews
Two-shots. It is Brookland's open day and Alex's class is putting on a show...K-unit included. Sorry,I totally suck at summaries, but please R&R! Thanks
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,498 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/30/2010 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Alex R./Cub - Complete
S a n c t u a r y by FullMetal Muggle reviews
AkurokuDealing with an abusive father is taking its toll on Roxas.He want the pain to go away and the only way he can think of doing that is causing more.Can his best friend safe him from himself?Will he be his sanctuary?Yaoi!bad summary story is better!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,596 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/20/2010 - Published: 12/16/2009 - Roxas, Axel
Taste the Rainbow by prone2dementia reviews
No pairings. To avoid recognition from K-Unit, Alex acts flamboyantly gay. Tom not-so-reluctantly plays along, but things don't go as planned.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,270 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 500 - Follows: 88 - Published: 12/22/2009 - Alex R./Cub, Tom H. - Complete
The Troublesome Transfer by xXx.Axel-Fangirl.xXx reviews
Demyx is just sitting in English class one day, when a transfer student arrives, and Demyx is assigned to show the new student around. Let's just say the new student is less than friendly. AU
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,714 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Axel, Demyx
Demasked by Sacmis reviews
Having lost everything, Alex is sent back to the SAS training camp. But even here, he can't escape old demons and even makes new ones. How far can a 14 year old be pushed? And what lengths will a unit go to for their 5th member?
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,245 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 517 - Follows: 260 - Updated: 7/17/2009 - Published: 6/10/2009 - Complete
Sick Days by Xanrivash reviews
Half the Organization is sick, including both of Axel's best friends, and he's the only one available to take care of them. Rated for language.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,918 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/17/2007 - Axel, Demyx - Complete
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How to Teach a Spy's Class reviews
When Scorpia makes a threat against Alex and his school,guess who's sent in to protect them?Yep, you got it,the SAS.How will they keep their sanity with the teens in Brooklands school?Answer is,they won't,with a spy and his friend hell bent on revenge.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,065 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 1/11/2012 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Alex R./Cub
The Security Tapes reviews
When Larxene finds some security tapes, the whole Organization settle down to watch them. Just what good will come out of this? I know the answer. Completely none, I tell you. Crack!fic. Written by ShinigamiApples and TribalForEagle! R&R, please!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,887 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/14/2010 - Published: 3/3/2010 - Xemnas
Back to Life Somehow reviews
When Reno is supposedly killed in a helicopter crash, what happens to the Turks and Rufus when they head over to Wutai for a special day? Rated T for Reno's swearing attitude. I'm not the best at summaries. . Two- Three- Shot.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,227 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Reno
The Beginning of the End reviews
The beginning has ended and Sora, Kairi and Riku have returned to the Destiny Islands after Xemnas had been defeated with the rest of Organization XIII. However, as a new evil approaches, old foes rise up to strike again. ON HIATUS
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,653 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/14/2009 - Published: 11/8/2009
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