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Iconographs by SilverInkblot reviews
Random moments, backstories, behind the scenes, and inside the mind of. No pairings, no continuity. This time with contortion, experience, acoustics, stones, and repression.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 5,782 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/24/2011 - Published: 9/29/2009
Chasing Eric by BlackDiceGambit reviews
After spending years hiding his secret adoration of Eric, Butters finally works up the courage to bribe his secret childhood sweetheart over and slowly begins a love hate affair.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,446 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 6/19/2011 - Published: 3/10/2007 - Eric Cartman, Butters S.
You Said What Now? by Corvus corone reviews
What the Blight could have been - a somewhat amusing adventure story in which all six origins became Grey Wardens. Part XVII: In Denerim, plans are made. Anora's rescuers are dispatched, and Tabris wants her new girlfriend to meet her family.
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 17 - Words: 74,382 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 4/18/2011 - Published: 5/31/2010 - Cousland, Tabris
The Butterfly Effect by Natsu reviews
And that was how I changed the world. Slash. Style.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,172 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 9/1/2010 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Kyle B., Stan M.
Consensus by 4th of Eleven reviews
Short vignette. Legion reflects on Shepard-Commander.
Mass Effect - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 666 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/30/2010 - Legion - Complete
Nine Good Reasons by Beyond-BB-Birthday reviews
Stan's done wrong to his Super Best Friend. Can he make things right by giving Kyle his nine reasons why he did it? Style.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,560 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 2/28/2010 - Published: 9/14/2009 - [Kyle B., Stan M.] - Complete
White Gold by Lord Diago reviews
Historical fiction based on lore. The Imperial Palace and a very special resident.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,765 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/25/2010 - Complete
I'm Just Waiting by NightingaleLost reviews
I think that was when I fell for you. Oneshot sequel to "I'm Still Waiting", Kenny's P.O.V.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,534 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Kenny M., Butters S. - Complete
I'm Still Waiting by NightingaleLost reviews
Butters wondered why he did it. Why he was so addicted. Butters' first person P.O.V.
South Park - Rated: K - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,170 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/30/2010 - Butters S., Kenny M. - Complete
Countdown by RyDeNiSlOvE reviews
They come every night, and this time its worse than ever. Craig/Tweek.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 786 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
Wendy by Draikinator reviews
Wendy drabble, written by one who does not hate Wendy. Hints of Style one-sided K2.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 880 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/21/2010 - [Wendy Testaburger, Stan M.]
Making it Straight by mendsoupy reviews
Stan makes a very confusing explanation as to how, exactly, he is straight for Kyle. Ranty oneshot.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,571 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Stan M. - Complete
I Love You, Man by Mile reviews
Is now a collection of drabbles, all of them onesided Kyle/Stan and Stan/Wendy- with the rare appearance of Future!Cartman/Kyle. Drabbles. None of them are going anywhere but they're kind of related... I suppose.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,042 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/17/2010 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Kyle B., Stan M.
Stiff by RyDeNiSlOvE reviews
Kenny dies suddenly of a heart attack--a normal thing for Craig--and he has nothing to do. Well, almost nothing.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,211 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Craig T., Kenny M. - Complete
His Eyes by Misha Novak reviews
Cartman's eyes were the only reason Kyle would put up with him...wonder why?
South Park - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 166 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Kyle B.
Let Him Sleep by punkXrockXkid reviews
Craig has a hard time keeping Tweek asleep. Pretty short, but fluffy.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 680 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/7/2009 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
Victory by MoonLLotus reviews
Implied Style - They were close, they were so damn close. Yet Stan had to ask Kyle one last thing before it happened. REVAMPED.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 456 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Published: 12/1/2009 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Sweet Bum by Accio-Underwear reviews
ONESHOT “Tell him, I mean, I heard he’s gay.” She informed, pretty sure the larger boy wouldn’t remember this conversation anyway, “So tell him you like him.” Implied KyleCart
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 688 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/18/2009 - Bebe S., Eric Cartman - Complete
Lilium Inter Spinas by OrangeHush reviews
An odd supernatural South Park tale featuring FFNet OCs. Some of of our favorite South Park residents get on with the business of high school with the occasional trip to hell... Language/drinking/drug use/naughtiness. R&R. Epilogue up. COMPLETE.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 20 - Words: 37,217 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/17/2009 - Published: 10/20/2009 - Kenny M., Craig T. - Complete
Behind Every Great Man by Madcow5678 reviews
Mole's feelings on Romance. Oneshot. Probably not what you think.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 514 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/11/2009 - Christophe
Not What I Wanted by Zero.Elektronik reviews
This isn't what I wanted, but I can't seem to stop myself. Christophe/Kyle. Slash. Not too sure if I like this one, opinions?
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,090 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Published: 10/20/2009 - Christophe, Kyle B. - Complete
Stan's Birthday Gift by Angelic Guardian reviews
"What the hell is this?" he asked, staring at the gift with wide eyes. Oneshot.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 501 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Stan M., Wendy Testaburger - Complete
Utterly Polite by Accio-Underwear reviews
ONESHOT Pip took on a delightful shade of pink as he smiled at his lover. “Well, that would be lovely.” He replied lightly. Butters/Pip
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 276 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Butters S., Pip P. - Complete
One Almost Year by Soranator reviews
ChristophexKyle. Slash. I think I need rehab to stop me writing about these two.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 906 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/17/2009 - Christophe, Kyle B. - Complete
And the morning suddenly seemed so very far away by Cave Trouble reviews
Sam is about to spend his first night with Rose, but he is not really sure how to please her. So he goes to the hobbit closest to him and asks for some help. I was inspired by a scene in the Swedish tv-drama "Selma".
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,270 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Frodo B., Samwise G. - Complete
Of Regret and Necessity by BurningSilence reviews
A young Breton assassin finds out how hard it is to move on.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,893 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Complete
Thursday by eksley05 reviews
Christophe doesn't tell anybody where he goes on Thursday nights.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,876 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Published: 5/12/2009 - Christophe - Complete
Nobody by Joanna Hepler reviews
I'm an everyman.
Scrubs - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 316 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/14/2009 - Janitor - Complete
The End by Autotheists reviews
What do you think happens when a giant ball rolls up everything on Earth?
Katamari Damacy - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 873 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 2/10/2009 - Complete
Resolute by Eternal Density reviews
At the end of Test Chamber 17, Chell puts her foot down. Can she out-stubborn GLaDOS? A battle of wills over the fate of a cube.
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,868 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 1/31/2009 - Published: 1/14/2009
ClusterStruck by Muse 9.5 reviews
Kai misses a certain someone. Takes place directly after season one.
Lexx - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 113 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/13/2008 - Complete
The siege of Kvatch by Franavu reviews
Siege of Kvatch, or the difference a dimensionally displaced luggage can make.
Crossover - Discworld & Elder Scroll series - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 178 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Complete
Ode to a Weighted Companion Cube by KennySheep reviews
A little poem about a little cube. Created out of love and boredom and cake.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 439 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/12/2008 - Complete
Stupid by AngelOfGeeks reviews
The Champion of Cyrodiil's rant about it all.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,323 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Published: 1/9/2008 - Complete
encore by shannello reviews
oneshot : there, sitting in blood, smiling beside her beloved, rotting corpse – finally, finally happy. : lucien x oc
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 999 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/23/2007 - Lucien L. - Complete
Someone Else by Sytel reviews
PostShivering Isles main quest. A moment of contemplation and transformation, along with a glimpse into Haskill's past. Contains major spoilers! [Warning: has absolutely nothing to do with the Dark Brotherhood]
Elder Scroll series - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,167 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/10/2007 - Complete
The Sky Cries Frozen Tears by CaptainTinaRaven reviews
How can Cartman let go of his ego when it's his only defense? Can he see clear enough to find what true friendship really means? Time changes everything, but friends make those change for the better. Cartman's Pov.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,909 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/26/2007 - Eric Cartman, Kenny M. - Complete
The Frightening New Hobby of Mr Eric Cartman by Yay Ninja Bob reviews
Cartman paused, “In my dreams… my messages from God… He shows me what will be the future of each person if I don’t save them,” COMPLETE.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,400 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/15/2005 - Published: 4/10/2005 - Stan M., Eric Cartman - Complete