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Joined 08-16-09, id: 2050541, Profile Updated: 12-30-09
Author has written 14 stories for Chuck, Naruto, Harry Potter, and Dark Cloud.

I write in the Chuck and Naruto fandom at the moment. I might start a TBBT soon, but I have no idea where it an go. I write for my own enjoyment and release from real world problems and such. Writing is such a joy for me, allowing me to unleash my thoughts onto paper, or in this case, the internets.

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Devil of the Hidden Leaf by Chrisdz reviews
During the battle on the bridge Naruto awoke Kyuubi but what if that wasn't all he awoke. A Naruto/Devil May Cry crossover of a different caliber. Like always rated M for safety reasons
Crossover - Devil May Cry & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 143,019 - Reviews: 1119 - Favs: 2,500 - Follows: 2,164 - Updated: 9/7/2014 - Published: 4/5/2008 - Naruto U.
The King of Games by EroSlackerMicha reviews
Naruto fails to become a ninja and leaves Konoha for the world beyond the mists. He finds that things are ruled by the heart of the cards and he works to become the king of games. Naruto/Tea pairing. Naruto/Rin family Yu-Gi-Oh x-over.
Crossover - Yu-Gi-Oh & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 76,885 - Reviews: 2088 - Favs: 2,369 - Follows: 2,207 - Updated: 5/30/2014 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Anzu M., Naruto U.
A Shadowed Soul by devilblondie reviews
He was abandoned at a young age, the world believing him dead. They were wrong. Death Eaters believed untouchable are dying. Who is this assassin? Will he join Dumbledore or take the war into his own hands? Not typical powerful!politic!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 18 - Words: 93,039 - Reviews: 2524 - Favs: 5,546 - Follows: 6,258 - Updated: 3/18/2014 - Published: 7/15/2007 - Harry P., N. Tonks
Goraikou Senpuu by Youkai no Hariken reviews
The Retrieval Mission was a success but in the end, he still lost. Because of a severely beaten Sasuke, Naruto is exiled from Konoha. But just because he is banished from Konoha, doesn't mean that he will stop protecting them. Naruto x Harem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 112,969 - Reviews: 643 - Favs: 1,753 - Follows: 1,393 - Updated: 3/15/2014 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Naruto U., Yugao U.
Consequences of an Honest Enemy by Bleedndreamz reviews
What if Naruto chose to stay and fight Sasori instead of chasing off after Deidara and Gaara? A story where Sasori opts to give Naruto the cold honest truth about his shinobi training, then giving him the knowledge that allows him to redeem it.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 53,716 - Reviews: 1130 - Favs: 2,480 - Follows: 2,359 - Updated: 10/8/2012 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Naruto U., Ayame
Chuck vs Family Matters by lucky47 reviews
The Bartowski charm works its magic on the General after her terminally ill granddaughter stays with Casey while undergoing an experimental treatment at the hospital Ellie works at.
Chuck - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 42 - Words: 317,783 - Reviews: 896 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 9/2/2012 - Published: 4/24/2009
Tradition and Honor: A Devil's Creed by VFSNAKE reviews
Naruto doesn't summon the Toads when Jiraiya pushed him over the ravine and hit the bottom. As he lies there slowly dying he learns that he is the long lined descendant of Vergil Sparda from the spirit of the man himself. Can anyone say...BINGO!
Crossover - Devil May Cry & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 92,086 - Reviews: 713 - Favs: 2,177 - Follows: 1,722 - Updated: 6/8/2012 - Published: 5/1/2009 - Naruto U.
The guardian Ninja by Susanoo's Endless Darkness reviews
Finding himself in a new Land, Naruto has taken a crash course on Life in spira. Sin, Aeons, Summoners, Maesters, Naruto is stuck in the middle as a journey begins. Will he be able to help Yuna stop sin or will he fall to the evils of Spira and his world
Crossover - Final Fantasy X & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 73,692 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 299 - Updated: 12/29/2011 - Published: 8/1/2008 - Naruto U.
Chuck versus Evil Chuck by Arikel reviews
My first Chuck fic. Team Bartowski's latest threat might be Chuck himself. Please r&r.
Chuck - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,107 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 9/18/2011 - Published: 8/18/2009 - Chuck B., Sarah W.
It Starts by Padfoot In Chains reviews
Under pressure, Harry goes missing for six months, he comes back a different person. He's is in control. Hermione does not like being second best, Ginny is depressed, Daphne is totaly loving it all. Independant/Powerful Harry! Post OotP! R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 50,449 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 928 - Follows: 1,155 - Updated: 2/4/2011 - Published: 11/14/2009 - Harry P., Daphne G.
Naruto of the Hydra by Draton reviews
Tired of the stares and whispers four year old Naruto hops on a caravan and leaves Konoha. 11 years later he shows up, after being taught by one of the strongest shinobi in history, Salamander Hanzo. Pairings uncertain. May change character category ltr.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 28,366 - Reviews: 556 - Favs: 1,841 - Follows: 1,738 - Updated: 12/4/2010 - Published: 2/10/2009 - Naruto U., Konan
Paper Girl by skidtick reviews
When times become too difficult, you can always fly away. Each chapter is a short drabble about Konan's relationship with each member of the Akatsuki. Konan. Akatsuki.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,984 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 9/14/2010 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Konan, Akatsuki - Complete
Chuck vs the Double Agent by mxpw reviews
Sarah's rejoined Fulcrum with the Intersect as a sign of loyalty. Will Sarah sucumb to past bad behavior? Will Chuck's plan go off without a hitch? Will Casey finally get some gunplay? Will Carina bury the hatchet with Sarah or in her? Read and find out!
Chuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 153,610 - Reviews: 946 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 316 - Updated: 8/6/2010 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Sarah W., Chuck B.
A Champion's New Hope by Rocag reviews
Beginning during the Goblet of Fire, Harry looks to different friends for support after both Ron and Hermione refuse to believe that he did not put his name in the Goblet. Including one unexpected friend: Daphne Greengrass.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 52 - Words: 274,401 - Reviews: 3778 - Favs: 7,052 - Follows: 3,835 - Updated: 7/23/2010 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Uzumaki Naruto: SOLDIER of Konoha by VFSNAKE reviews
Naruto was taken right after the sealing to Midgar. Now upon his return, no one knows about Kyuubi, and can fight for Konoha from the shadows. However, in doing so will he regain his humanity, and if he does...will that be what destroys him? Or saves him?
Crossover - Final Fantasy VII & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 174,693 - Reviews: 913 - Favs: 1,633 - Follows: 795 - Updated: 5/31/2010 - Published: 8/29/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Whirlpool of the Mist by Zaara the black reviews
Kushina is sick of the Leaf village messing with her children so she decideds to take them away to a land were they will be safe.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 30,071 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 610 - Follows: 524 - Updated: 5/17/2010 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Naruto U., Mei T.
Black, Gray and White by intellectualseeker reviews
6th year AU - Harry disappears the night before the students leave for the summer holidays after 4th year and the tri-wizard tournament. 2 years later he's back, but a lot has changed.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 72,037 - Reviews: 600 - Favs: 1,477 - Follows: 1,661 - Updated: 5/2/2010 - Published: 3/19/2008 - Harry P., Fleur D.
Naruto: Whirlpool Chronicles by Redrover117 reviews
Following the events of chapter 310 Naruto is exiled but before its made official he escapes the village intent on unraveling the secrets and mysteries that have plagued him for so long. Now he only has one mission: to fulfil Jiraiya's only request.NU/YN
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 42 - Words: 131,588 - Reviews: 1129 - Favs: 2,385 - Follows: 1,346 - Updated: 2/20/2010 - Published: 4/8/2009 - Naruto U., Yugito N. - Complete
The Kit and the Kitten by XxLichKingxX reviews
What if Yugito was younger, and if she met a certain other blonde before Akatsuki reached her? Would the fox and the cat get along? And would they become the most feared couple in all the ninja world? your going to have to read to answer these questions:P
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 64,966 - Reviews: 608 - Favs: 1,223 - Follows: 1,125 - Updated: 1/8/2010 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Naruto U., Yugito N.
Harry Potter: Rise of the Technomancers by Agent Perry the Platypus reviews
He was abandoned by those he loved, ruined by corruption, and lost in what had become his life. But Hope is a strange thing. Harry's been hiding something and when it is revealed the world will quake in the pain of change. HP/FD/GD, post 5th year,non-Cano
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 190,456 - Reviews: 1187 - Favs: 2,726 - Follows: 2,740 - Updated: 12/25/2009 - Published: 8/22/2008 - Harry P., Fleur D.
Lost Paradise by weixuan18 reviews
Startling realizations of the reality brings young Naruto on a journey to search and discover a realm of peace, where bonds of trust and love aid him in attaining the long lost paradise. NaruFemkyuu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 41,799 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 454 - Follows: 448 - Updated: 11/28/2009 - Published: 4/25/2009 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Genius of Konoha by Mrriddler reviews
AU. Naruto is able, driven and a true ninja genius. What will he accomplish? What will he fail to accomplish? An intelligent, genjutsu wielding, quasi-super-but-try-it, leader Naruto epic. Features strategy, realistic combat and subterfuge. **Naruto/?**
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 156,718 - Reviews: 2882 - Favs: 4,248 - Follows: 3,842 - Updated: 11/8/2009 - Published: 5/16/2007 - Naruto U.
The Many Colors of Chuck Bartowski by Mikki13 reviews
Preparing for a cover date, Sarah reflects on the changes Chuck has brought into her life. Fluffy angsty one-shot.
Chuck - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,925 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/29/2009 - Sarah W., Chuck B. - Complete
Sarah vs The Past by AreYouIn1 reviews
My first Chuck fanfic. It's been four months since she left Burbank and Chuck Bartowski behind. It's been three months since she began talking to Ellie on the phone regularly. Chuck/Sarah eventually. Sarah/Ellie friendship, kind of.
Chuck - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,251 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 9/22/2009 - Published: 9/18/2009 - Sarah W., Chuck B.
Chuck vs The Spy that Loves Him by txdcyfr reviews
Chuck is given a choice after a Fulcrum attack that tears the team apart. He must find himself and find a way to reconnect with his family and the woman he loves. Not an easy task.
Chuck - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,638 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 9/21/2009 - Published: 9/29/2008
Hot For Teacher by Dirty Reid reviews
Love from someone unexpected is so much sweeter than expected love.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,399 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 1,202 - Follows: 294 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Naruto U., Kurenai Y. - Complete
Cuckolding at Shell Cottage by cloneserpents reviews
All is not as it seems in the Epilogue. HP/HG-W/FD-W – Affair Fic – PURE SMUT!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,516 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 1,422 - Follows: 358 - Published: 2/16/2009 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Chuck Vs The Campaign by ersk4 reviews
After the Jill situation, Beckman orders Chuck and Sarah to increase their cover relationship level, meaning live together and look like a loving couple to ward off anyone else coming after Chuck. Sarah decides to use the situation to her advantage.
Chuck - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 39,779 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 1/25/2009 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Chuck B., Sarah W. - Complete
Chuck vs Life by marybr reviews
The fic fits right after the last episode aired 1x11, and it basically picks up after those events. It’s nothing more than Chuck and co. moving on with their lives, and especially centering on how Chuck and Sarah will deal with their mutual feelings.
Chuck - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 101,351 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 12/28/2008 - Published: 12/25/2007 - Chuck B., Sarah W. - Complete
Chuck vs A Man Named Stone by gaseous reviews
Chuck tries to learn how to save himself instead of relying on others.
Chuck - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 58,367 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 12/3/2008 - Published: 8/27/2008
Back Around by samirant reviews
His time as the Intersect over, Chuck attempts to move on.
Chuck - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,647 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/1/2008 - Complete
Chuck vs Cabin Fever by gatorfan13 reviews
Casey is forced to step in when Chuck and Sarah's relationship starts to affect both of their jobs and family. What happens when Chuck and Sarah wake up in a strange place with no civilization around for miles? and they are forced to confornt their issues
Chuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,232 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 7/25/2008 - Published: 6/28/2008
Twenty Years Later by LeeCan reviews
Chuck and Sarah meet again after Twenty years.
Chuck - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,696 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Complete
Freaks In Love by Dirty Reid reviews
Naruto wanders, with a broken heart and dream. Anko helps comfort her dearest Naruto with her love. Songfic to Elton John's Freaks In Love.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,377 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 519 - Follows: 126 - Published: 9/2/2007 - Anko M., Naruto U. - Complete
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The Maelstrom and the Water Princess reviews
Naruto left Konoha at a young age after finding out about his parents and the Kyuubi. Now, a mysterious figure appears in Kiri and decides to join the bloodline war. Can he turn the tide for the rebels or will they be enslaved forever? Naruto/Mei/?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 31,957 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 648 - Follows: 646 - Updated: 3/12/2010 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Naruto U., Mei T.
Believe in Me reviews
Post 3.07. Chuck slowly cuts himself off from Sarah, Shaw, and Casey. He tosses himself into his work and eventually gives up on the belief that he is still the Chuck of old. AU and may loosely follow Canon from 3.07 and on. CHARAH certified.
Chuck - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,027 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 3/3/2010 - Chuck B., Sarah W.
A Day's Worth reviews
Maximilian, Max for short, had just moved to Palm Brinks, a little town located in the country. New high school, new friends; what awaits Max at Palm Brinks? Will slowly change to M. Eventual Max/Monica
Dark Cloud - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,797 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Max, Monica R.
With me reviews
Yuugao is having trouble getting over Hayate and found herself in a troubling situation. A mysterious blond person saves her and she wants answers. He leaves a note for her in the hospital and then disappears for 4 years. One-shot, Naruto/Yuugao.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,968 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 53 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Naruto U., Yugao U. - Complete
What Makes a Good Father? reviews
Kurenai pondered what made a good father when she strolled down the streets of Konoha with her son. Uzumaki Naruto had just come back from a mission and had just run by them. Will a chance meeting between them develop into more? One-shot. Naru/Kurenai
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,749 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 867 - Follows: 211 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Naruto U., Kurenai Y. - Complete
Art of the Senbon reviews
He looks down and immediately notices how small he is and then he jumps off the bed, rushing into the bathroom. He looks into the mirror and what he sees shocks him. He is 6 years old again. UBER!Naruto,TimeTravel!Naruto. Naruto/FemKyuubi/Yugito
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,134 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 431 - Follows: 521 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
The Unraveling reviews
Follows GoF. Sirius isn’t blamed for the killing of twelve muggles and spilling the secret of James and Lily Potter. When he hears that Dumbledore plans on putting Harry in the home of the Dursleys, he takes things into his own hands. HP/FD HP/DG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,767 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 379 - Updated: 12/28/2009 - Published: 12/16/2009 - Harry P., Daphne G.
Crystals reviews
SCRAPPED
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 29,490 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 424 - Follows: 461 - Updated: 12/26/2009 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Naruto U., Anko M.
Chuck vs The Wookie Carina's Hotelroom Take 2 reviews
Chuck/Carina. Carina calls Chuck to take care of a computer problem like in vs. The Wookie. A little more detail and a different ending to the scene. One-shot
Chuck - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,498 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Chuck B., Carina - Complete
Bolts from the Blue reviews
SCRAPPED
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 25,024 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 284 - Updated: 11/23/2009 - Published: 11/14/2009 - Naruto U., Konan
Salutations and Greetings reviews
Sarah leaves Chuck, only to meet him a year and a half later. Who is he now and what is he doing? Read to find out.
Chuck - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,820 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 10/26/2009 - Published: 10/22/2009 - Chuck B., Sarah W.
Chuck vs Cevo P reviews
What happens when Chuck plays competitive CoD4? Read to find out!
Chuck - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,230 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Chuck B., Sarah W. - Complete
Chuck vs the Scarlet Ibis reviews
What happens when Sarah and Casey get captured by Fulcrum? What revelations are revealed about the lovable nerd they came to know? How will they react? Will it be in kind or in disgust? Read to find out! First fanficion! Hope you enjoy. Chapter 5 Up!
Chuck - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,018 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 10/19/2009 - Published: 10/2/2009 - Chuck B., Sarah W.
Falling Inside the Black reviews
Sarah leaves Chuck, so now what is Chuck going to do? Read to find out. Currently a one-shot, will extend upon requests.
Chuck - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,932 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 10/16/2009 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Chuck B., Sarah W. - Complete