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Hi !

My name is Josefin, but my friends call me josse, jilly, josé, kevin alf or any other name their crazy minds can come up with .

Things i love in my life;

-i'm obsessed with listening to music. i have a very varied taste of music, so if you have a band that's to good not to know about, PM me!

-my friends, i know they are always there for me when i need them.

-and of course fanfictions! The first one i read was wide awake, and after that i was hooked! It's amazing and i may have read it more then one time

and i've only read like hundreds of twilight fanfics ( well, it feels that way) and one about bones.

and i just have to say that i love stories with badward in them. You know the leather jacket and all that. yummy.

Because it feels like it's all i do , i would love if you'll send me your or some others fanfic that you think i should read! Because really, i'm addicted to fanfictions! God bless this site!!

TEAM EDWARD! TEAM JASPER!

I can admit that i have a girl crush on Kristen Stewart.
And recently i've descoverd how amazing and hot Jackson Rathbone is! How could i have not seen this earlier!?
And just so you know, i've always loved Robert ;)

i'm josefindaahlin on twitter ;)

The Importance of Music

Music gives meaning to life
Brings out the joy in sorrow
Brings out the pain in happiness
Shows that the world is not so bland
But shows that it is like sand
The variety of it
And the more you try to hold it in your hand
The more it slips back into the rest of the sand

Aaron Burr

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Illegal Contact by Jen733 reviews
Edward Masen is a 29 year old former NFL football player, now coaching high school football in Forks. He leads a quiet life until he meets a woman that will change his life forever. What's been missing from his life may be right in front of him. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 79,822 - Reviews: 13382 - Favs: 7,477 - Follows: 4,423 - Updated: 2/23 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Bella, Edward
High Anxiety by EdwardsBloodType reviews
Cute, trendy Bella returns home to escape the heartache of her past. She immediately befriends neighbors Jasper and Edward, bonding with them in the treehouse out back. Bella and Edward discover they have more in common than they ever dreamed of. AH A/U
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 36,423 - Reviews: 21256 - Favs: 11,722 - Follows: 7,460 - Updated: 2/3 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Bella, Edward
Dear Bella Swan, you're Playing with the Big Boys by Dobber17 reviews
All Human. One day in gym class, Forks High learns that Bella Swan can kick. The football team needs a kicker. The result of that: Bella makes the football team. The problem: None of the guys want a girl on their team. ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 99,377 - Reviews: 1349 - Favs: 1,239 - Follows: 1,317 - Updated: 1/6/2014 - Published: 5/17/2009 - Complete
Tropic of Virgo by In.a.blue.bathrobe reviews
He's a young but jaded musician writing lyrics for his band, and she's a naive, frustrated poet looking to break out of her shell; their words collide online. What happens when they meet in high school, unaware of their literary connection?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 38 - Words: 150,800 - Reviews: 20124 - Favs: 13,021 - Follows: 5,421 - Updated: 9/9/2013 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Complete
The Blizzard by sheviking reviews
Bella is walking home during a blizzard and stumbles on a homeless man on the ground. Despite her better judgment she decides to save him from the cold, and the night turns into something she never expected. ON TEMP. HIATUS.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 168,232 - Reviews: 9255 - Favs: 7,517 - Follows: 7,682 - Updated: 3/11/2013 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Bella, Edward
Enemy Mine by alexanya07 reviews
Bella and Edward have grown up hating each other. Can being forced to spend one HOT Spring Break together change all of that?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 36 - Words: 210,741 - Reviews: 1318 - Favs: 1,735 - Follows: 1,018 - Updated: 8/14/2012 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Best I Ever Had by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
Sex between friends complicates everything. Bella knows this. But she has no idea how much more Edward is going to complicate things.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 64,919 - Reviews: 7407 - Favs: 10,214 - Follows: 5,745 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 2/17/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Hiding in Plain Sight by limona reviews
Bella is a witness in peril. Emmett Cullen is the deputy assigned to protect her. When the witness protection program isn't safe, Emmett asks Bella to pose as his brother Edward's fiancée until the trial. AU, AH, ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 141,120 - Reviews: 10606 - Favs: 11,688 - Follows: 12,384 - Updated: 6/14/2012 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Bella, Edward
Tattoos Like Mile Markers by casket4mytears reviews
Finalist, Tattward/Inkella Challenge. It was the first day she saw the tattoos peering out from beneath his shirt. It was the first day he spoke, capturing the pain locked within her. But could a broken soul save another? AU AH slightly OOC. Lemon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 44 - Words: 241,075 - Reviews: 1595 - Favs: 1,763 - Follows: 1,091 - Updated: 2/26/2012 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Evading Edward by VampiresHaveLaws reviews
Bella's first encounter with Edward instantly leads to a mutual dislike. She is the new girl in town who has attracted more than one admirer and he's the boy who usually gets what he wants. So how will one evade when the other is set to conquer? AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 366,513 - Reviews: 7609 - Favs: 5,030 - Follows: 3,517 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 9/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Fuggiasco by kdc2239 reviews
Edward, homeless since age twelve is used to the gritty, hard life. Now twenty, his main goal is to make it in the world, and off the streets. What happens when a girl who seems to be broken beyond repair becomes his new shadow?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 36 - Words: 166,725 - Reviews: 5451 - Favs: 4,729 - Follows: 3,020 - Updated: 1/22/2012 - Published: 5/10/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Breaking News by WriteOnTime reviews
Two network news anchors. One desk. In a race to get the story, love might become the headline - if they don't kill each other first. AH Canon Couples, smart people, particle physics, and tap dancing.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 182,215 - Reviews: 7139 - Favs: 5,369 - Follows: 4,079 - Updated: 1/3/2012 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Come a Little Closer Baby by tinkermegan68 reviews
First comes love. Then comes marriage. Then comes...a baby carriage? Bella and Edward both enjoyed their child-free life. What happens when one of them has a change of heart? AH,BxE,M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 52,962 - Reviews: 670 - Favs: 676 - Follows: 871 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Bella, Edward
Welcome to Drama Academy by twilightluver001 reviews
All the girls in East Coast Academy wanted one thing- the king, the playboy of the school,EDWARD CULLEN. What happens when the beautiful Isabella arrives and Edward is determined to make her his? Will she fall for the playboy? All HUMAN.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,055 - Reviews: 13049 - Favs: 6,182 - Follows: 2,780 - Updated: 11/7/2011 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Rough Start by ItzMegan73 reviews
Overnight irresponsible Edward goes from bachelor to father of a 5 yr old. Meanwhile responsible, prepared Bella begins her first job as Kindergarten teacher at Forks Elementary. When irresponsible meets the epitome of responsible, sparks will fly!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 253,554 - Reviews: 22910 - Favs: 14,180 - Follows: 10,632 - Updated: 8/31/2011 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
When Fiction Becomes Reality by BITTENEV reviews
Bella is a writer whose most successful book is one she wrote about Edward, her high school crush. Edward is now an A-list actor and has signed on to star in a movie based on Bella's creation. AU/AH Bella-of-the-Ball continuation.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 157,715 - Reviews: 8127 - Favs: 8,191 - Follows: 8,409 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Bella, Edward
Game, Set, Love by His Sparklyness reviews
He was playing the match of his life. Everything depended on this moment. "Hit the ball to his backhand," someone said. That one sentence will change everything. For Edward Cullen, life will become more than Game, Set,Match. It will be Game, Set, Love.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,506 - Reviews: 714 - Favs: 597 - Follows: 719 - Updated: 7/22/2011 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Edward, Bella
Patriot Hearts by wendylou reviews
In colonial America, farm girl Bella would rather play in the wilderness than behave like a young lady. Edward is the son of a rich landowner and very proud. An unlikely romance unfolds.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 47,873 - Reviews: 477 - Favs: 405 - Follows: 549 - Updated: 7/15/2011 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Bella, Edward
Bella Hale by JulesSC reviews
Six year old Isabella Swan was orphaned after a car crash took her parents away, and Edward and the Cullens find her. Alice decides to keep her, and Edward tries to protect her. Family drama and hilarity ensues as Bella grows up and ExB happens.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 51 - Words: 386,995 - Reviews: 13358 - Favs: 8,081 - Follows: 6,013 - Updated: 7/8/2011 - Published: 11/21/2008 - Edward, Bella
Loner by Nilla79 reviews
All Human. Edward Cullen was a loner, an outcast. He clearly hated everybody, including himself. He was not a nice person. So, why was I so drawn to him? And why did I get the crazy feeling he felt the same way?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 115 - Words: 379,793 - Reviews: 10439 - Favs: 4,724 - Follows: 2,806 - Updated: 7/6/2011 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
100 Hours by wytchwmn75 reviews
Bella has a 4.0 GPA & volunteers at the hospital. Edward is pierced & has tattoo's & has to serve 100 hours community service at the hospital. What happens when the bad boy finds out the good girl has a wild side? ExB, AH, OOC, Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 76,862 - Reviews: 2258 - Favs: 2,656 - Follows: 1,566 - Updated: 6/30/2011 - Published: 5/5/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Doctor's Orders by mybluesky reviews
Nurse Swan vows to never date a doctor, presuming them all to be egotistical jerks. But will she change her mind when she starts a new job and meets the handsome Dr. Cullen, or will his advances only strengthen her resolve? AH, OOC, Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 166,845 - Reviews: 9735 - Favs: 6,647 - Follows: 5,217 - Updated: 6/25/2011 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Edward, Bella
We Come to Life Beneath the Stars by Lillybellis reviews
As Bella Swan starts over with hopes of finding her future, Edward Cullen is hanging on desperately to his past. She's treading water, and he's a corporate golden boy. They share an office, but few words...until one night changes everything.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 168,711 - Reviews: 4994 - Favs: 5,874 - Follows: 3,698 - Updated: 5/19/2011 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Quiet Fire by Magnolia822 reviews
"But true love is a durable fire, In the mind ever burning, never sick, never old, never dead, From itself never turning." Ten years after a tragedy parted them, childhood friends Edward and Bella meet again. Can what was lost be recovered? E/B Some OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 175,175 - Reviews: 8289 - Favs: 5,182 - Follows: 2,867 - Updated: 5/5/2011 - Published: 10/27/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Facebook Friends by GreenPuma reviews
Bella is shocked when her sexy but standoffish lab partner, Edward, friends her on Facebook. Will Alice, convince her to accept Edward's friend request? Or will she write it off as a prank of the conceited, spoiled rich kid she knows him to be?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 78,603 - Reviews: 3582 - Favs: 4,622 - Follows: 3,398 - Updated: 4/23/2011 - Published: 8/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bad Girls by SamieJamesBait reviews
It's against the rules. It's forbidden. He knows better, she makes him not care. Prisoner Bella and Warden Edward. Canon Couples. Apart from Jacob and Leah A/U A/H
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,210 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 3/2/2011 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Bella, Edward
Young Love by shattered crystal heart reviews
Bella is four years old, and abandoned. Edward is 23 and a pure blooded vampire who finds the lost girl. Soon Bella is living with Edward. Having a four year old girl living with a vampire will prove to be a challenge. Read as years pass and love blooms
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,580 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 2/9/2011 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Bella, Edward
Agent 00hot by maxandmo reviews
Edward, is a hot F.B.I. Agent who is immediately drawn to Bella, the Parole Officer, who happens to be a magnet for ridiculous situations. Rated M for bad words and lemons. AH/Canon pairings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 127,833 - Reviews: 1773 - Favs: 1,506 - Follows: 748 - Updated: 1/25/2011 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Over, Under & Through by stupidsuckedinreader reviews
AU/NM:Before descending down the dark abyss into depression, Lauren & Jessica help Bella to move on. Lauren's theory of being dumped is that to get over someone, you have to get under someone else. Despite their efforts, is Bella's fate to be a Cullen? M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 141,051 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 12/5/2010 - Published: 5/14/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Holding Out For You by ObsessingOverEdward reviews
After her divorce, Bella starts a new life with her son. She soon meets a handsome doctor, who is dealing with his own loss and is struggling to raise his two kids. It's a story of finding strength during adversity and learning to love again
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,793 - Reviews: 18536 - Favs: 7,747 - Follows: 3,721 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 11/20/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Russian Roulette by SamieJamesBait reviews
6 friends. 6 guns. 6 Bullets. One game. Russian Roulette. What lead each of them to the point they pulled the trigger? * Entry for A Picture says it all challenge NOW CONTINUED *
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,035 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 20 - Published: 10/17/2010
A Perfect Love by Robicorn reviews
Dr Edward Cullen is a twenty-six year old single dad who is sexually frustrated until he meets his sister Alice's college roommate Bella Swan. Sparks fly over Thanksgiving weekend. Lemons. Collab with Robinated Cont of 1 shot for Ninapolitins DILF contest
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 118,606 - Reviews: 2887 - Favs: 2,633 - Follows: 1,562 - Updated: 10/15/2010 - Published: 10/3/2009 - Complete
Memories Left Behind by Ailisraevyn reviews
Edward doesn’t remember anything about his life before thirteen. Bella's mom abandoned her and her father when she was five. Can these broken souls save each other, or will their past tear them apart? AH, Canon Couples, Language & Drug Use.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 141,291 - Reviews: 1036 - Favs: 770 - Follows: 769 - Updated: 10/7/2010 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Edward, Bella
This Is Not My Life by IsaKassees reviews
Follow Bella as she tries to survive a madman's abduction and keep a stranger's child from succumbing to his wild fantasies, and follow Edward as he tries to stay sane searching for his daughter taken right before his eyes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 38 - Words: 315,889 - Reviews: 17374 - Favs: 10,020 - Follows: 4,605 - Updated: 9/24/2010 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
When I See You Smile by Iwant2sparkle reviews
Bella meets Edward at the annual Cullen Family Independence Day Picnic. Both are suffering from broken hearts, so what will happen when they feel an instant attraction? How will Edward deal with Bella's past coming back to haunt her? AU/AH, Some OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 118,016 - Reviews: 662 - Favs: 514 - Follows: 588 - Updated: 9/21/2010 - Published: 5/4/2009 - Bella, Edward
Femme Docs and Kevlar Knights by A Cullen Wannabe reviews
Bella is a first yr medical intern who was raised by her brother Emmett and his friends after their parents died when she was 16. When a night in the ER turns dangerous can her boys, now members of the best SWAT team in Chicago save her? Lang/Lem/complete
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 61 - Words: 433,665 - Reviews: 6138 - Favs: 5,399 - Follows: 2,325 - Updated: 9/16/2010 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bad Fauxmance by stella luna sky reviews
Typical formula: boy meets girl. Boy befriends girl. Boy falls in love with girl. Girl has no idea. Boy is afraid to tell her, because Boy - me, Edward Cullen - has been pretending to be gay to keep Girl's man-hating self in his life. AH/M. COMPLETE.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 40,411 - Reviews: 4158 - Favs: 3,501 - Follows: 2,415 - Updated: 8/31/2010 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Complete
For the Summer by camoozle reviews
Every year Bella waits for the 'Pay Checks' to roll into her sleepy river town and every year Edward's hers, just for the summer. AH, AU, OOC, B/E
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 176,780 - Reviews: 8840 - Favs: 7,479 - Follows: 3,884 - Updated: 8/19/2010 - Published: 4/30/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I am beautiful by Luvylinds reviews
Bella stands up for herself after a dance instructor makes her doubt how beautiful she is. Based on a true story. There is one cuss word. OOC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 672 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Bella - Complete
Summer of Salt by lola-pops reviews
The heat wave lingers. Sweet, savory and slick. Jasper, Rose and I wade through the humid days, content in our relative isolation. We spend June through August at our family lake property, and this summer is like any other. Until it's not.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 88,646 - Reviews: 4487 - Favs: 5,525 - Follows: 2,041 - Updated: 7/5/2010 - Published: 12/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Maid for Me by Kassiah reviews
Edward comes home to be the Best Man in his sister's wedding, standing up for a guy he can't stand and next to girl he can't figure out. What will happen when he discovers that the Maid of Honor isn't who he thought she was?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,567 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 116 - Published: 6/24/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Reunion by KeepersOfTheNaughtySparkle reviews
Edward,once a geek, and Bella secretly crushed on each other since high school. Can their 10 year reunion bring them together? Is one night enough to squelch a decade old passion or will it fan the flames into an unquenchable fire. Lemmony/AU/AH/B&E
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 189,747 - Reviews: 3556 - Favs: 3,764 - Follows: 2,176 - Updated: 6/13/2010 - Published: 5/12/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Ragweeds by AngelAtTwilight reviews
Bella & Edward are two broken kids in foster care who meet under tragic circumstances. When the world wants them apart, fate seals them together. Can they fight to stay together? And at what cost? ** Angst, Cursing, Physical Abuse. OOC**
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 91,560 - Reviews: 2285 - Favs: 1,388 - Follows: 1,465 - Updated: 5/22/2010 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Edward, Bella
The Cullen's on Facebook by Kayfication reviews
The title pretty much says it - the Cullen's on Facebook. Just me and my friend having a little fun. Was supposed to be a one shot, but it was way to fun to write!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,335 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/5/2010 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Edward, Bella
Barracuda by Boydblog by The Cougar Revolution reviews
Bella Swan wanted to live out a life long fantasy in New York City, so she employed the use of an alter-ego, an alias to give her the courage to become someone else for one night...or three weeks.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,266 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 3/15/2010 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Alphabet Weekends by the-glory-days reviews
Bored with their dismal love lives, best friends Edward and Bella come up with the idea of exploring the world of sex using the alphabet for the next twenty-six weekends. What happens when things go from two friends having fun to something serious? AH OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 124,991 - Reviews: 11404 - Favs: 11,056 - Follows: 5,786 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Dear Alice, Help Me by MyImmortalMajor reviews
What if Alice did see the emails Bella sent her. What would be her reaction? What about the rest of the Cullens? T for language
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 14,959 - Reviews: 499 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 3/2/2010 - Published: 1/5/2010 - Alice, Bella
My Brother's Best Friend by jennlynnfs reviews
AU/AH: Seven years have passed since Edward and Bella last saw each other. Now, with Edward's return to Seattle, Bella wonders what drove away her brother's best friend all those years ago. *More detailed summary included with chapter 1.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 254,658 - Reviews: 6002 - Favs: 8,807 - Follows: 5,228 - Updated: 2/28/2010 - Published: 7/4/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Boycotting Valentine's Day by jennlynnfs reviews
Valentine's Day approaches, but Bella chooses to hang out with her best friend Alice. They decide to boycott Valentine's Day. Non-Valentine's Day activites are planned, including no boys. But, Alice's brothers, Edward and Emmett, don't count, right?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 34,051 - Reviews: 1205 - Favs: 1,395 - Follows: 705 - Updated: 2/15/2010 - Published: 1/19/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Family Bonding? by WhyFightAnEclipseWhenTheresJaz reviews
The Cullens, plus Bella go to a lake. Carlilse desides to make it last longer, into a full blown camping trip! OOC!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,788 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 1/25/2010 - Published: 8/23/2009 - Carlisle
Over The Top by starfish422 reviews
Slash: Edward is an unabashed pleasure-seeker, one of the club kings of the Seattle gay community. One night at his favorite club, he meets an enigmatic man who rocks the world he has created. Explicit sexuality/language/mature themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 34 - Words: 175,982 - Reviews: 6721 - Favs: 2,342 - Follows: 1,229 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Bitter Sweet Symphony by I'mwiththevampires08 reviews
Rose and Edward make a bet. Will the school playboy be able to turn Bella into a vixen and get James to ask her out to prom? Will Edward make a good teacher and teach Bella everything she needs to know? Oh yes, there will be lemons! All human, OOC and Can
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 201,689 - Reviews: 8698 - Favs: 5,368 - Follows: 5,089 - Updated: 1/13/2010 - Published: 9/7/2008
Speed Dating by Crittab reviews
Edward, Bella and Co. are young, bored, horny, and always on the lookout for new ways to get the blood pumping. Featuring B/E, J/A, R/Em, and Bella's truck. Rated a hard M for smut. AU/AH. My entry for the "Twific Auto Erotica Challenge".
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,838 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/13/2010 - Complete
Reassigned Identity by Mk Marie reviews
Bella Swan:Anti-marriage, bad dating record. Edward Cullen:CIA Agent with a dark past. After witnessing something traumatic Bella is put under witness protection where she must pose as "Agent Cullen's" wife. What could go wrong? Now that you've asked..
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 117,548 - Reviews: 4791 - Favs: 4,057 - Follows: 1,451 - Updated: 1/4/2010 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
World Without End by BringMeYourLove reviews
One-shot. Edward and Bella get into a fight. Edward has lipstick on his collar, Bella has baggage. Written for Helliex88's "Senses" Contest. Sense used: Hearing/sound. M for language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,235 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/4/2010 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Snowed In by eclipsedawn reviews
Bella travels to Alaska to vacation in the cabin Alice loaned her. What happens when Bella finds out she is not the only person staying in the cabin? Alternate Universe/Human. I do not own Twilight
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 92,314 - Reviews: 1793 - Favs: 2,751 - Follows: 2,087 - Updated: 12/31/2009 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Pixie Stick by WhyFightAnEclipseWhenTheresJaz reviews
This is a cute way that Alice could have got her nickname Pixie. All human.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 831 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Alice - Complete
Fallen Angels by luv-edward cullen-forever reviews
A story about highschool experience and love stories of different ppls. OF COURSE there's drama and romance and many other stuff! ExB, EmxR, JxA, many other couples...a love story! It's about UR life! :P DUE OUT THIS SUMMER!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,069 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/29/2009 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Edward, Bella
Virtual Intimacy by theladyingrey42 reviews
Bella is too shy to approach the pierced, tatted boy at the back of the lecture hall. But when she begins chatting with a classmate with an unusual screen-name, she lets a bolder side of her personality through. Lemon-shot Christmas present for antiaol.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,704 - Reviews: 542 - Favs: 1,761 - Follows: 397 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Tryst by SassenachWench reviews
One-shot. My name is Carlisle Cullen. I am a doctor, a husband, and a father. My family—my wife and children—are my world. They inspire me to be the best man I can be. Like all men, I have failings—weaknesses that torment me. For me, it's sex.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,205 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/20/2009 - Carlisle, Esme - Complete
The Emperors of Washington by gallantcorkscrews reviews
Edward is a killer. But it can't be explained away by his vampire nature. He's just a sociopathic, human teenager. CAN I MAKE A LOVE STORY OUT OF THIS? ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 36,778 - Reviews: 2550 - Favs: 1,820 - Follows: 1,054 - Updated: 12/4/2009 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Screwing Up by NeuroticMuse413 reviews
A psychology experiment on dreams accidentally lands Edward in bed with his enemy’s best friend. Trapped between hate and desire, frustration and relief, he and Bella must now find a way to beg forgiveness for ever falling in love. AU, AH, rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,564 - Reviews: 694 - Favs: 463 - Follows: 433 - Updated: 12/1/2009 - Published: 6/12/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Diving Headlong by EZRocksAngel reviews
Then he raised one eyebrow, shook his head, and sighed sympathetically, "Cockblocker Swan strikes again.” A collaboration between Ezrocksangel and Angstgoddess003 for the "When Love Was New contest". AH E/B Flangst
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,302 - Reviews: 537 - Favs: 1,755 - Follows: 325 - Published: 11/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Boot Camp by Almis31 reviews
When you’re young you’re supposed to have fun, law be damned. At least that’s how Bella Swan, Rosalie Hale and Alice Brandon saw it. Rated for foul-language, under-age drinking and general law-breaking. AU-Human, OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 115,327 - Reviews: 489 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 10/9/2009 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Complete
Camels and Cloves by Chicklette reviews
It's not what they say, it's what they whisper: New girl Isabella Swan has heard nothing good about Jasper Whitlock. So why can't she stay away from him? Are the rumors true? AH/OOC M- drink/drugs/sex. "For the Love of Jasper" Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,097 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 499 - Follows: 66 - Published: 9/18/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Unspoken by staceygirl aka jackbauer reviews
Words left unspoken for ten years leave Jasper and Bella to imagine how their lives might have been different if they'd confessed their feelings sooner. A/H Entry For the Love of Jasper Contest.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,734 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 35 - Published: 9/7/2009 - Jasper, Bella
Cullenary Educaton: Forks Sex Ed by MarcyJ reviews
Set at the End of Bella's Junior Year. Hilarity ensues when the Forks Gang is forced to endure Sex Education class with Coach Clapp. Chapter 1 is Jasper POV, and each subsequent chapter is from the perspective of a different character.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,726 - Reviews: 2127 - Favs: 3,539 - Follows: 1,647 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 4/2/2007
Bella and The Devil by mopstyle reviews
Bella meets her maker, enemy, lover, father, brother, undoing. Centuries and lives will not stand in the way. What's a lonely, evil girl to do? MA, very, very MA. AH, AU, OOC. Rated x, bb's!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,854 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 25 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Bella, Edward
Underneath it All by kimpy reviews
Edward Cullen is a recently divorced doctor/dad, Bella Swan is a nurse who works with him at Harborview ER. There is more than meets the eye with this pair, and they discover EXACTLY what lurks underneath it all.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,354 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 113 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Cullen Family Camping Trip by LeesaM reviews
Charlie insists Bella go camping with the Cullens in order to acclimate herself with the great outdoors. After all, the Cullens are practically revered in town for their family camping trips, so they must know what they're doing, right? *Post Eclipse
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,754 - Reviews: 585 - Favs: 790 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 7/28/2009 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Omertá by changedbyEdward reviews
Edward Cullen is a mafia underboss in 1929 prohibition Chicago. Entered in Roaring Twenties Contest! Rated M for language and sexual content of an explicit nature. AH/AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,773 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 180 - Published: 7/2/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Stay by crimsonmarie reviews
As an actor, Edward Cullen is surrounded by people that he couldn't really care less about. What happens when he buys a house in the middle of nowhere and meets his new neighbors? AH, AU, ExB, rated M for future chapters and language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 276,486 - Reviews: 5601 - Favs: 8,155 - Follows: 2,953 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Till Death Do Us Part by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
All human. Edward and Bella meet each other at a bar. They get drunk and hit it off. Edward admits that he won’t have sex till marriage. Bella, on a whim, asks Edward to marry her – he agrees. What a shame that Edward doesn't believe in divorce…
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 78,298 - Reviews: 8033 - Favs: 3,745 - Follows: 3,137 - Updated: 5/23/2009 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Bella, Edward
Seduction by blondie AKA robin reviews
Bella was intent on seducing Edward, but somehow he managed to get a ring on her finger. His side of the story may surprise you - or maybe it won't! Chapter 20 "Compromise" of eclipse from EPOV.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,917 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 462 - Follows: 94 - Published: 5/20/2009 - Edward, Bella
Not So Mile High Club by creampuffsteph reviews
my o/s for smut mondays. Edward and Bella meet on a flight to California. What happens when you mix instant attraction with too much to drink? And what will they do when they reach solid ground? AU/AH, EPOV, lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,951 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 61 - Published: 4/28/2009 - Complete
Delusions by J-Nynja reviews
"Yeah. I know I'll kiss her so that she forgets there ever was an Edward Cullen at all. I know how to dig deep." A 'rival' considers his options in the school cafeteria. Who? Canon. Twilight. Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,444 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Bella, Edward, Mike, Tyler - Complete
Emmett and Edward have msn! by st.als.twilighters reviews
Emmett and Edward have msn!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 926 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Edward, Emmett - Complete
You Can Hate Me, After You Pay Me by sambeam reviews
Bella Swan is a high school prostitute from Arizona, the new dangerous girl in town. Edward is bored with normal life and is obsessed with finding pure beauty in anything. All Human, OOC. Normal pairings. Lemons. Angtsy deliciousness.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,423 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 4/1/2009 - Published: 2/15/2009
Between Love and Duty by muggleinlove reviews
Edward is the oldest son of Carlisle, King of Volterra. Bella is an American woman on a three month trip with her stepsister, Rose, and her boyfriend, Emmett. What happens when Bella and Edward meet? Will Edward choose love or his duty? ALL HUMAN.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 50 - Words: 94,652 - Reviews: 4895 - Favs: 3,390 - Follows: 1,383 - Updated: 2/6/2009 - Published: 9/12/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
My Fairytale Ending by Miss Fairytale reviews
Everyone is obsessed with Edward Cullen, everyone except Bella, the girl he's obssesed with. But Jacob's sick of standing in Edward's shadow, and stealing the one thing Edward has ever really wanted seems to be just the thing to stand in the spotlight.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 44,427 - Reviews: 2400 - Favs: 1,054 - Follows: 685 - Updated: 12/6/2008 - Published: 10/8/2007 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Joker by TayBee reviews
When Mr. Banner tells a joke in biology, Bella realizes that getting a joke to surprise Edward is more difficult than she thought. Takes place after Twilight. I own nothing. First FF. COMPLETED!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,568 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 11/9/2008 - Published: 11/4/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Camp Wilderness by muggleinlove reviews
Bella has never had a boyfriend thanks to her protective brother Emmett. Edward has never found someone he could be with. What happens when they both become camp counselors for a summer. ALL HUMAN and Normal Pairings
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 59,830 - Reviews: 3131 - Favs: 3,231 - Follows: 943 - Updated: 8/14/2008 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Complete
Isle Esme by nightdancers reviews
It is Edward and Bella's wedding night, and the tension is palpable. Can a human and vampire really make this work?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,725 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 57 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8369 - Favs: 7,489 - Follows: 1,724 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
This Is War by edwardNOTjacob reviews
A snow-day in Forks. To amuse themselves, the Cullens and Bella decide to engage in a snowball fight. But how will Bella react when Edward tells her to sit out and watch?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,649 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 433 - Follows: 175 - Published: 3/20/2008
Twilight Fanfiction is Scary! by Alexander-In-Autumn reviews
Everyone loves a good old heated up Twilight fanfiction. But how will Edward and Bella react when they go on to the fan fiction network by the advice of Alice and read some? please R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,315 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 2/8/2008 - Published: 7/12/2007
My Brother and His Girlfriend by CuriosityRedux reviews
When Bella gets sick one night while staying at the Cullen's house, Jasper, Lord of Emotions, gets new insight into hers and Edward's relationship. J's POV
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,877 - Reviews: 454 - Favs: 1,268 - Follows: 171 - Published: 9/21/2007 - Complete
The Birds & The Bees Emmett Style! by UnicornGoddess95 reviews
How does Bella get unglued from Edward? Find out and prepare to laugh! Complete for now...maybe I'll come up with more hilarity.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,515 - Reviews: 723 - Favs: 956 - Follows: 566 - Updated: 5/10/2007 - Published: 3/19/2007 - Complete
Summer Heat by Maiden of the Moon reviews
Reaching out, I snagged a fistful of his shirt and yanked it. Hard. As I did so, I gave him my demand: “Take off your clothes.” [BellaxEdward. NOT what you're probably thinking!]
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,496 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 657 - Follows: 102 - Published: 1/31/2007 - Complete
Attention, WalMart Shoppers by sillybella reviews
Edward has decided Bella needs protection. What kind ofprotection? The kind you can buy at Walmart. In the pharmacy.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,536 - Reviews: 1717 - Favs: 3,122 - Follows: 629 - Updated: 1/29/2007 - Published: 1/24/2007 - Complete