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Joined 04-26-02, id: 205087
Author has written 11 stories for Animorphs, X-Men: The Movie, Lord of the Rings, and SpongeBob SquarePants.
My name isn't really Rachel, I just really like Rachel from Animorphs. She is like my twin! My name actually starts with J. I shall tell you no more! It's dangerous enough! * Calms down * I like Animorphs a lot, and I like Lord of the Rings too. Okay, maybe I'm a little over-obsessive with Lord of the Rings.

I have never told ANYONE besides my best friend that I actually write on fanfiction.net... I'm kind of ashamed both ways, to tell the truth, both that I won't tell anyone and that I actually am this geeky over LOTR. You can kill me either way.

I live in the U.S., so my chances of meeting Orlando Bloom are very small. But I am very determined. And I never give up. Plus, I have a Frequent Flier deal with an airline so I get a free flight. YES! Orli, here I come!!!! Also, I can't wait to visit England! Two of my friends want me to visit them! Watch out, London! Rachel13, the rabid shopper is coming!

I've been told that I should be an actress/writer/director/scriptwriter/singer/Translator/Parkranger/Comdedian/Talk show host/Advertiser/model(Though I despise the thought of that)/fashion designer/therapist/computer animator (That was random)/ inventor/pianist/flutist/oboeist/scientist/astronaut/poet/cartoon writer/bicylcist. I've been told I should be more jobs, but really, that's all I want to list and you're probably already sick of me.

I am no longer single guys! (Stops sexy pose) Sorry! ...

I believe that noone should flame, becuz 1.) it hurts their feelings 2.) If you don't like it, DON'T READ IT! 3.) How come flamers ALWAYS read the entire story if they don't like it? My fears: Being eaten by a shark and not being able to become succesful in life. I'm one determined girl!

My Desires: I want to go bungee jumping or skydiving. AND I WANT TO MEET ORLANDO BLOOM! I also want to get into a good college so I can start jobs like acting.

My favorite band: Coldplay

My favorite gem: Opal

My favorite ice cream flavor: Mint Chocolate Chip ( Sometimes Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough, but Mint Chocolate Chip is the overlord of the ice creams. Haha. That sounds weird. The overlords of the icecream. Heh heh.)

My Hobbies: I just started snowboarding (I'm not that bad, actually), I've played piano for 7 years, I play the oboe and flute, softball, basketball,I write, I act,I sing, and I ride bicycles (My top mileage in a day is 72 miles, in a week 360 miles, if you don't believe me pick up the paper and read the article about me. Aren't I conceited?) A huge package for only 77 easy payments of 49.99 Over 1 cent off of regular store prices! Now with kung fu grip!

What I look like: I won't tell you much, but I have just over shoulder length blonde hair and blue eyes with a dark blue rim. My eyes constantly change from lighter to darker blue. I'm tall for my age, 13. Whoopee. Aren't you glad that I told you?

My signature saying: Sucks to be you. (Mean, which is the opposite of what I want to be, but it's still fun to say)

My favorite colors: I love greens, browns, and purples. I also like about every other color... forget it. I guess I don't really have one.

I have a dog, a shiba inu, and she is so cute! She's sesame colored and a runt, so she's extra small and perfect for my small house. I love her so much and I love her for her inside though she is such a cutie. She's my athletic partner! She'll go anywhere as long as I'm leading her, although after she gets a good idea she'll start pulling me.(Even though she's only 18 lb, she's strong!)

I'm currently learning all of the languages I can possibly stuff in my mind: Spanish, French, even a bit of Old English and an ickle of Elvish. I already know a lot of all of them except Old English, which is very tricky. I love languages!

I've got A LOT of great stories on my favorites list! READ THEM!

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Lost in Rivendell by Jacinta Kenobi reviews
COMPLETED! Legolas is a young elf that has gone missing for several months. When found, things are obviously not right. Will he fade away, or find the strength and will to continue living?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 53,937 - Reviews: 628 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 3/2/2005 - Published: 3/4/2003 - Legolas, Elrond - Complete
Captured by the Past by mistopurr reviews
SEQUEL to 'A Brother's Jealousy'. The past never dies, and this is made clear to the Fellowship, in a time of horror and fear.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 45 - Words: 128,978 - Reviews: 887 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/8/2004 - Published: 4/5/2004 - Complete
A Brother's Jealousy by mistopurr reviews
There has always been a tension between Legolas and one of his brothers. But what happens when one of them takes things too far?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 37 - Words: 68,164 - Reviews: 1084 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 3/20/2004 - Published: 2/12/2004 - Complete
The Lord of the Rattles! by sams-bestfriend reviews
Hoppin Hobbits! The fellowship is downsized! Join the adventures of the Fellowship children right in your own home! Sit back and enjoy the adventures of the Lord of the Rattles!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,924 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/6/2004 - Published: 1/15/2004
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Double Take reviews
Due to some accident, the Fellowship is going to have another problem--two Legolas's? One has Legolas's aggresive personality, the other his kind side. With nine companions again, can the Fellowship deal and get Legolas-both of them- in one peice?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 28,711 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/27/2004 - Published: 4/4/2004
The Cage reviews
Legolas has been kidnapped. He is thrown in a cage to be seen by all who pass in the streets. However, Legolas's father, the king, believes that Legolas has run away, not abducted. Please R&R!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,068 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/26/2004 - Published: 12/23/2003
Love Me Back reviews
Thranduil has chosen a wife for Legolas, and Legolas falls instantly in love. There's only one problem: She doesn't love him back; she loves his servant. And when she's kidnapped will Legolas bother to rescuse her? Set when Legolas is 984. Better soon.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,670 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/10/2004 - Published: 12/30/2003
This Isn't Ohio, Toto reviews
Jean, a 13-y-o-girl, has died in a tornado. She is transported to ME to complete what her mother began. Yes, a MarySue (Well, not really) but a very well written one, (not to be concieted) No one likes MS's, neither do I, but oh well. Please R&R Anyways!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,222 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 12/29/2003 - Published: 5/21/2003 - Complete
Bananas of the World UNITE! reviews
A new hit series from the surface is plaguing Bikini Bottom. BANANAS OF THE WORLD UNITE! Is what it's called. Chaos reders. Enjoy.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 843 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/9/2003
A Cloud That Passes reviews
A remake of "We Rammed the Blade Ship" with correct English, and more sense! JOY! Please review! I'm working really hard!
Animorphs - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,046 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 8/18/2003 - Published: 4/18/2003
Finding the Future reviews
Janie is an average girl. In your average city. But then, when she has a dream, and it turns out it was real, the adventure begins. Please take a look! *Please no flames. If you don't like it, don't read it anymore.*
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,294 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5/5/2003
We Rammed the Blade Ship reviews
This is what happened AFTER the Animorphs ram the Blade Ship
Animorphs - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 7 - Words: 1,667 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 4/17/2003 - Published: 4/28/2002
I miss you... but never will forget you reviews
As Cassie looks outside her window, She remembers how much she loves her best friend.
Animorphs - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 4 - Words: 325 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 4/11/2003 - Published: 4/28/2002
Rachel hates 7th Period reviews
Rachel is made into a controller--and her friends have no way to find out!
Animorphs - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 567 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/27/2002
Anidea reviews
Please r/r!!!! I made a music video for in the end by linkin park, only in animorphs style
Animorphs - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 383 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4/27/2002