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Joined 08-16-09, id: 2050886, Profile Updated: 08-31-09
Author has written 3 stories for Death Note, and Harry Potter.

Yo, I'm a person who has no life so I read/write fanfitcion insted! Yay people with no lives! I mainly read about yaoi pairing, my two main pairings are currently NearxMello (Death Note) and RemusxSirius (Harry Potter) (but mainly NearxMello). I love reading, art and music. Um...I don't know what to right here. I'm aweful at spelling and such (just to warn you). I don't know what to write so I'm gonna leave no! Yay! TTFN

Number your 12 fave Death Note characters (In no order) and answer the questions!

1. Near
2. Mello
3. L
4. Matt
5. Matsuda
6. Ryuk
7. Ide
8. MisaMisa
9. BB
10. Aizawa
11. Rem
12. Mogi

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

No, that's slightly disturbing

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

He's very hot in an adorible way.

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

AHHHHHH!! CREEPY!! WTF, Mogi? I guess it's proff that MisaMisa's a slut, though!

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine

A MelloxNear fic that he's in...

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?

NO!! That would be awkward

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

Matsuda/BB for the WIN!! Niether, accually, they'd both be pretty fucked up relationships

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

"I didn't know you were desprite enough to pay someone, Mogi!"

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten fic

Aizawa has a mental breakdown after L's death.

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?

That would be...interesting...

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.

Apoligies (?? IDK)

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

Matt and Near meat after leaving Wammy's House. They didnt talk at Wammy's but they were both very close to Mello so they bonded over the loss of him...and they decide to go to a bar. (You can guess what happens next)

12) Does anyone of your friends read Three het?

Yes.

13) Does anyone of your friends write or draw Eleven?

No.

14) Would anyone of your friends write Two/Four/Five ?

Maybe...not sure about the 5 part

15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?

ahhhh...

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

I Can't Make You Love Me (I don't know the original artist but I have Allison Iraheta's cover of it.)

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

EXTREME CRACK FIC!!

18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

ARE YOU JAMACIN! 'CAUSE YOUR MAKIN' ME CRAZY!!

19) "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Two." What title would you give this fic?

Near and BB are in a happy relationship until BB suddenly runs off with Matt. Near, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Rem and a brief unhappy affair with Mogi, then follows the wise advice of Matsuda and finds true love with Mello.

"I'll love you the day Matsuda isn't an idiot"

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As The Wolf Howls by WinterPlot reviews
James is convinced werewolves are real. Sirius isn't. Until he befriends a mysterious man named Remus who only appears during the full moon. Love might blossom if there isn't skepticism on where Remus is the rest of the month. SBRL AU
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,628 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 2/16/2013 - Published: 11/28/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L.
Another marauders pass notes in class by jenonca-bazinga-winchester reviews
the Marauders pass notes. moony is sarcastic, everyone wants to know if Padfoot is dirty minded as always, Prongs is being Prongs and Wormtail is well wormtail. will lily stop saying no and why the hell is severus in a note - chpt 19 & 20 are corrected
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 16,930 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/7/2012 - Published: 12/16/2008 - Marauders, Lily Evans P.
Misunderstandings of Cannonballic Proportions by cowbellgalore reviews
England/France: Alfred and Matthew hide under the bed and think Francis and Arthur are trying to kill each other... Those aren't groans of pain... -human names- FrUK-CAFE family AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,123 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 22 - Published: 4/25/2011 - France, England/Britain - Complete
Canada is Sexy Even When Coughing up Phlegm by PrussiaxPrussia reviews
Canada is always trying to take care of Prussia and save him from horrible situations. What happens when Prussia decides to turn the tables? Warning: so much fluff. PruCan
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,776 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/6/2011 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
There, Right There! by TheOppositesAlchemist reviews
America gets bored and decides to question people's sexual preferences. China and co. decide to join in and that's when the fun of insulting an entire continent comes in! So, tell me; Gay or European? Spamano.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,558 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 38 - Published: 2/20/2011 - [Spain, S. Italy/Romano] - Complete
Growing Pains by youaremarvelous reviews
A series of one-shots about the evolving relationship between a boss and his lackey.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,547 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 1/29/2011 - Published: 1/17/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain
Venus, You Sly Minx by webcomix reviews
Lovino prefers to stay hidden in his garden than to speak to any of the men flocking to his gate. Unfortunately, one guy is too stubborn. Or just stupid. Probably both. One-shot. Rated for mouth. Inspired by the Roman myth of Pomona and Vertumnus.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,097 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/26/2010 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Did It Hurt? by mehrunnisa reviews
Being the good friend he is, Blaine takes every chance to remind Kurt that it's Valentine's Day. Romantic comedies, pick-up lines, and candy hearts; Kurt might need a trip to the dentist. Or a cold shower.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,926 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/10/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Friends, Family, and Food, Glorious Food by particularly good finder reviews
In which Wes and David mooch, Blaine tags along, Finn makes new friends, Grandma Hummel preaches, and Kurt just wants some pie; this is a Hummel-Hudson Thanksgiving to remember.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,512 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 557 - Follows: 41 - Published: 11/25/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Sunday Morning Coming Down by emo-geek-87 reviews
A blind date isn't always what it seems. Puck/Kurt SLASH
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,271 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/7/2010 - Puck, Kurt H. - Complete
Follow the Script by Sushi Chi reviews
Everyone asks how Puck and Kurt became an item, but they always get a different story. Puck/Kurt
Glee - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,138 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/27/2010 - Burt H., Kurt H. - Complete
Overheard in Mayfair by YourFairyGodfather reviews
"The power was out, there was a bunch of blood on the stairs, and he was in a dead girl's basement while his sort of crazy friend and gay teammate tried not to blow them all up." Artie goes a bit overboard planning Tina's Halloween party. ArTinathon Fic
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,964 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/27/2010 - Artie A., Tina C. - Complete
Fun & Games at Grimmauld Place by Gemini-Victoria reviews
Sirius is bored. Tonks is sick of being woken up at all hour by Sirius playing darts. what are they going to do? A secret prank off of course! involving slugs,shirt-stealing and more, you can just picture the chaos read and review! NT/RL
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 60,033 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 8/6/2010 - Published: 11/29/2008 - [Remus L., N. Tonks] Sirius B. - Complete
Teeth by LostInCamelot reviews
Puck should know better than to watch movies Kurt recommends. Puck/Kurt. Rated for mature conversations...and really bad movie plots.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,476 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Wha'd I Say by Sushi Chi reviews
Puck growls, Mercedes grins, Kurt does an impression of a statue and William Schuester just wanted to have a normal Parent/Teacher Conference night. Puck/Kurt
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,156 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/4/2010 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Will S. - Complete
What do Boys' Lips taste Like? by streetsweeper reviews
Brittany thinks Puck should be the one to show Kurt what boys' lips taste like. Puck/Kurt, mentions of Brittana, oneshot.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,063 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/26/2010 - Brittany P., Kurt H. - Complete
Day of Silence by helloclaude reviews
After Kurt explains to Mr. Schue that he will be participating in Day of Silence, Schue decides to get the whole club in on it. One chapter for each character, detailing what happened during their day and how it affected them.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 42,626 - Reviews: 631 - Favs: 519 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 6/25/2010 - Published: 5/21/2010 - Complete
Group Effort by Howling1 reviews
When Kurt and Sam are banned from attending prom by Principal Figgins, the outraged glee club rallies around them in support.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,401 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Kurt H., Quinn F. - Complete
Who Says It's So? by Choice reviews
In which Puck is Betty Crocker and Kurt has one too many innuendos up his sleeve.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,875 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/17/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
The Kiss of Life by Ireland22 reviews
It's summertime and the whole Glee club get together- Kurt mischief ensues. This is my entry to the Diva Off on Live Journal so I hope you love, Beta'd by the lovely FATEBEGINS
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,367 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 22 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Pulling Pigtails by SciFiSlashFreak reviews
Noah 'Puck' Puckerman acted like a lot of things but apparently his age was not on the list. In fact it seemed as of lately he had jumped in an imaginary time machine and gone back to the second grade. A Puck/Kurt 1-shot.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,196 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Puck, Kurt H. - Complete
Breakfast at Regionals by Original-Z reviews
It's the night before Regionals and Brittany can't sleep.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,377 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Brittany P., Rachel B. - Complete
Never Have I Ever by Swamp Fairy reviews
A Glee slumber party at Rachel's turns interesting when the kids decide to play a couple rounds of... you guessed it... Never Have I Ever! Interactive story- lemme know what you want to see and I'll do it. Ensemble, with a whole mix of couples.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,004 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 6/6/2010 - Published: 5/22/2010 - Complete
RENT by PUCKurt up buttercup reviews
Noah cares for Kurt when he's sick.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 388 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/2/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
I Solemnly Swear That I Am Up To No Good by Loony4moony816 reviews
There are some things you can't share without ending up liking each other, and knocking out a twelve-foot mountain troll is one of them. So is obsession with Harry Potter. Puck/Kurt , Puck-Kurt-Finn friendship
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,373 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 621 - Follows: 54 - Published: 5/25/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Platonic Domesticity by YourFairyGodfather reviews
"Brittany marveled at Kurt's face as it went from normal to really, really white in about four seconds. Wow! He had to teach her how to do that!" Brittany wants to do something nice for Kurt. Kurt would like to make it out of the garage in one piece.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,232 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/24/2010 - Brittany P., Kurt H. - Complete
Smashing Moral Ambiguity by YourFairyGodfather reviews
"Finn didn't feel too bad for not knowing ahead of time that he was going to become an accomplice to an underground crime ring. It was one of those things that just kind of happened." Something weird is going on. Too bad Finn is the worst detective ever.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,792 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Finn H., Kurt H. - Complete
Bullying by StrongerThanISeem reviews
Burt sees some bruises after a hard day for Kurt. He jumps to conclusions. Noah flees. Puck/Kurt.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,298 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/12/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Fantasies and Rationales by The Marauder Named Prongs reviews
Sirius writes a nasty note for no one's eyes but his own. Eventually, Remus finds it. This is the scene that ensues, aided by Sirius' dark commentary. RLSB DARKFIC. You have been warned.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,679 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Published: 4/29/2010 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Ben & Jerry's ice cream by SkittleColfer reviews
Im horrid it summing things up -- Pucks hungry in class...he's texting Kurt what could come of it?
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 220 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
best friends by The Cheshire Riddler reviews
Brittany and Kurt's friendship takes off, and then frays. "Could you just not?" Oneshot.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,850 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Brittany P., Kurt H. - Complete
You Win, Padfoot by dork-with-glasses reviews
“You win mate, you said it would happen and I said it wouldn't, I admit defeat here.” He was smiling again as he reached into his pocket and pulled out some round, gold coins. “Five galleons as promised back in seventh year."....NOT RL/SB, it's RL/NT
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 810 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/23/2010 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Arses by notsoinnocentfangirl reviews
A jealous Sirius and some talk about arses.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,674 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Thoughts on Yaoi by Robias reviews
When things are about to derail as usual during a World Conference, Greece decides to be the hero and save the day for once. Also, don't insult the mastermind behind gay sex. Greece, Japan, all characters
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,121 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Greece, Japan - Complete
What's Advent? by FlameintheFlood reviews
Remus/Sirius. Sirius KNOWS that Remus likes him too, but he isn't getting the hint that Sirius likes him back. Sirius takes things into his own hands as Christmas approaches and makes Sirius an advent calender that gives hints at exactly what Sirius wants
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,794 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/25/2009 - Published: 12/9/2009 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Another Secret by TripleMelody reviews
Can you keep another secret, Kurt?" "Sure, Brittany." ". . . I think I'm bi." Brittany has another secret to tell Kurt and she needs his advice. Sequel to Comforting Presence.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,233 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Kurt H., Brittany P. - Complete
Toubillon by Nightsmoke reviews
Done for the prompt: The Future Ciel. Sebastian's guilty for a lot more than we suspect.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,739 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/26/2009
Two Weeks of Sunshine by comptine reviews
AU. What Arthur had expected on his trip of the vineyards of France was solitude, good wine, and a quiet end to his rather disastrous love life. What he had not expected was a hostel in Rome with a Frenchman, no wine and rainy start to a long summer.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 47,992 - Reviews: 447 - Favs: 713 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 11/11/2009 - Published: 8/4/2009 - England/Britain, France - Complete
You Can't Always Get What You Want by Veracityrules reviews
Padfoot, Wormtail and Prongs know that Moony is gay. But what they don't know is that this 7th year Gryffindor has a secret boyfriend and how will a certain 'straight' canine animagus react when he discovers them in a compromising position? MWPP: MM slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 21,473 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 10/30/2009 - Published: 11/9/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L.
In Sickness and Health by Your Silver Lining reviews
In which Near gives Mello the flu and Mello is out for revenge. But when they finally spend some time alone, what could we expect other than chaos, right? Mello x Near
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,127 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Twist by Your Silver Lining reviews
When Near and Mello work together for the first time...well, everything goes wrong and right at the same time. Near gets sick, Mello has a fetish for shirts and Matt...well Matt has taken a keen interest in a male reproductive organ. MelloxNear
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 37,097 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 9/16/2009 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Mello, Near - Complete
Tonks, Sirius and the wand, 2 by Sweetheart From Hell reviews
Version number 2 of Tonks, Sirius and the wand. This is what happens when you add Tonks, Sirius and Remus to a couple of bottles of wine...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 388 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/9/2009 - N. Tonks, Sirius B. - Complete
Capture Kira by Maiden of the Moon reviews
Capture Yagami Light! We swear that he will be, sealed up in a dirty cell for eternity! Parody lyrics to "Kidnap the Sandy Claws" from "The Nightmare Before Christmas." Inspired by GodsHellsSing.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 549 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/7/2008 - Near, Mello - Complete
I'm Lupin For You by CrazieDasie reviews
It's Lupercalia and Remus is skittish, Tonks is determined, Sirius is smug and Molly is annoyed by them all. SBRL Takes place during Ootp.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,182 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/15/2006 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
So kiss me by romanticidiot reviews
Slash. Purely random insanity. Purely dialogue. No plot. A one minute read. Sirius is bored and persuades Remus to help him. Uses the word 'so' a lot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 397 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/2/2005 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
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True Love at First Sight? reviews
Do you believe in true love at first sight? Remus Lupin doesn't. And sure as hell Sirius Black doesn't. It just hurts in the end, right? Maybe, but what's life without taking a few risks? Rated T for swearing, hints at sex, and a bit of blood. RLxSB AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,551 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 8/9/2011 - Published: 12/7/2009 - Remus L., Sirius B.
I Wish reviews
Remus Lupin had wanted one thing for his birthday since he was eight years old and on his fifteenth birthday he finally got it. Marauder's friendship fluff with Remus/Sirius if you squint REALLY hard. It's really just Remus fluff. One-Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,220 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Remus L. - Complete
A Single Tear Turned Into So Many More MxN reviews
When It Finally sinks in that Mello is gone and isn’t coming back to Wammys house and Near ventures into Mello’s old room. MelloxNear.
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 715 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Mello, Near - Complete