ok, so, um, obviously i am a fan of the twilight series, and, im gonna be honest with you, the only reason i joined this site is to give my writings decent exposure. i am shy, but can be VERY LOUD, i can be the smartest person you know one minute and a total blonde (no offence intended) the next. i can be mellow and totally hyped up. I can be (as my mom says) wound tighter than a two-day clock. i can be emo one minute and all sunshine and rainbows the next. i could like this guy one minute and absolutely loathe him the next. my friends always have my back and yes i truly belive that (1) you truly don't know what you have until its gone and (2) you never really find out who ur true friends are until ur in a crisis. i can jump on the bandwagon one minute and be a total outcast the next. yes, it is true, i am a teenager.
okay, after seeing ECLIPSE, i officially LOVE Jasper he turns my girl parts into a delightfully mushy & quivering mess. ;) lol. maybe TMI there. oh well.
Did you know...
Kissing is healthy.
Bananas are good for period pain.
It's good to cry.
Chicken soup actually makes you feel better.
94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.
Lying is actually unhealthy.
You really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.
It's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.
89 percent of guys want you to make the first move.
It's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.
Chocolate will make you feel better.
Most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.
A good friend never judges.
A good foundation will hide a hickeys...not that you have any.
Boys aren't worth your tears.
We all love surprises.
Now...make a wish.
Wish REALLY hard!!
WISH WISH WISH!!
Your wish has just been recieved.
Copy and paste into your profile in the next 15 minutes and...your wish will be granted.
If you have ever seen "The Hillywood Show" twilight parody (which is amazing!) and thought that the guy was kinda cute for like 2 seconds until you realized he was only somewhat cute to you because he was trying to be Edward, copy and paste this to your profile and add your name. -Original JocastiaTheGreat
I understand it when you say that you don't have time to upload your stories, yet somehow you had time to write the bulletin to say that you don't have time to upload your stories! put this on your bullentin if the author of the stories you are reading was a little slow on posting the next chapter. -Original JocastiaTheGreat
-You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.
Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune until now.
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix, Bust_A_Groover, Takahane, Fire Thief, Sarah303,Thank you people who are nice, AfterDarkHours, Neji's fangirl, Kawazoe Michiyo, kamiry, hinata 7875960400, Jasper's Delicate Angel, RandomPersonWriting, edwardbella15, JocastiaTheGreat
I am a girl.
1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You havent played solitaire with real cards in years.
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they dont have a screen name or myspace.
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the tv.
6.) Your boss doesnt even have the ability to do your job.
7.) You read this list, & keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list, you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) and you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You actually scrolled back up to check that there was a number 5.
11.) & now youre laughing at your stupidity.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for it. And you know you did.
92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your butt off.
A True Boyfriend:
When she walks away from you mad: Follow her
When she stares at your mouth: Kiss her
When she pushes you or hits you: Grab her and don't let go
When she start's cussing at you: Kiss her and tell her you love her
When she's quiet: Ask her whats wrong
When she ignores you: Give her your attention
When she pull's away: Pull her back
When you see her start crying: Just hold her and don't say a word
When you see her walking: Sneak up and hug her waist from behind
When she's scared: Protect her
When she lays her head on your shoulder: Tilt her head up and kiss her
When she steal's your favorite hat: Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night
When she teases you: Tease her back and make her laugh
When she doesnt answer for a long time: reassure her that everything is okay
When she looks at you with doubt: Back yourself up
When she says that she likes you: she really does more than you could understand
When she grabs at your hands: Hold hers and play with her fingers
When she bump's into you: bump into her back and make her laugh
When she tells you a secret: keep it safe and untold
When she looks at you in your eyes: dont look away until she does
When she misses you: she's hurting inside
When she goes shopping: go with her and carry her bags
When you walk together: open doors for her
When you break her heart: the pain never really goes away
When she says its over: she still wants you to be hers
When she reposts this bulletin: she wants you to read it -
Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything. -
When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go-
When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you-
Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her-
Call her before you sleep and after you wake up-
Treat her like she's all that matters to you.-
Tease her and let her tease you back.-
Stay up all night with her when she's sick.-
Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.-
Give her the world.-
Let her wear your clothes.-
When she's bored or sad, hang out with her.-
Let her know she's important.-
Kiss her in the pouring rain.-
When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is; "Who's ass am I kicking babe?"
For people that hate stereotypes: If you think peopleshould just shut up and stop, put this on your profile.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
-Let flip a coin-heads we'll be together, tails we flip again.
--Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.
-Boys are like slinkies, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.
-Note to Self: Normal is just a setting on washing machines.
-You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You jump off a cliff, I laugh even harder!
-They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people.
-Politics is war without bloodshed. War is politics with bloodshed.
-High School Musical 3 and Saw V were the two top movies at the box office when they opened. One depicted gruesome on screen torture. The other was about a guy with a saw.
-It takes 47 muscles to frown, 13 to smile and absolutely none to sit there with a dumb look on your face.
-Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and freak slap that IDIOT upside the head.
WORDS TO LIVE BY:
"The woman came from the man's rib. Not from his feet to be walked on. Not from his head to be superior. But from the side to be equal, under the arm to be protected, and next to the heart to be loved."
"If you can't convince them, confuse them." Harry S. Truman
"I would rather be hated for who I am than loved for who I'm not."
"Obstacles are put in our way to see if what we want is really worth fighting for."
"Our greatest glory is not in never failing, but in rising up every time we fail." ~ Ralph Waldo Emerson
"Dreaming permits each and every one of us to be quietly and safely insane every night of our lives." ~ William Dement
"All our dreams can come true if we have the courage to pursue them." ~ Walt Disney
When it rains on my parade, I bust out the slip n' slide
Slinky + Escalator = Endless fun!
98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile. ((I have. Very embarrassing.))
--If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.
--98 of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels.
If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.
Lessons learned from Twilight:
1. You can enjoy the banquet while resisting the wine.
Edward Cullen: Sexier than you since 1901
Emmett Cullen: Stronger Than You since 1916
Jasper Hale: Charming Ladies since 1843
Alice Cullen: Quirkier than You since 1901
Rosalie Hale: Better Than You since 1916
Bella Swan: Luckier than you since 1987
--If you have ever laughed at something that you wouldn't normally laugh at because it was really late at night, copy this into your profile. (for me, it was SPORK!)
If you're quiet a lot but you're also really loud, copt this into your profile.
If you are anti-social sometimes post this on your profile. (It's this writing and reading stuff, its not my fault!)
If you think the Coa-coa Puff Turkey Bird thing should go to rehab, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile
If you secretly hoped to get a letter from Hogwarts when you were 11, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you have ever seen a movie or read a book so many times that you can quote it word for word, and do so at random moments, copy and past this to your profile.
If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.
If you know the answer to life, the universe, and everything, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you wish Emmett was your big brother, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you are a walking, talking Twilight series encyclopedia and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you have too many of these copy and paste things in your profile and don't care who dislikes it, copy and paste this into your profile..
"I dream of a better world...where chickens can cross roads without having their motives questioned."
"The greener grass on the other side is probably just artificial turf."
"Nobody move! I dropped my brain." ~ Captain Jack Sparrow
"If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried."
"If I was a man with gills I would be a fish."
"I like sundaes on Sundays that leave me in a sun daze."
If Hannah Montanna was standing on the edge of a 6 story building about 90 percent of Americans would have a nervous breakdown. If you are one of the 10 percent of Americans and Canadians that is yelling "JUMP SLUT!" copy and paste this in to your profile.