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HI! I’m a 22 year old guy who likes to write random stuff. I’m a bass guitarist. I’m an aspiring actor (theatre wise). Enjoy my stories.

Here’s how crazy I am…or was:

I used to drink chocolate syrup

I eat the hot chocolate out of the can

I put sugar in my frosted flakes

I used to lick peanut butter off a spoon

I had a mental breakdown in grade 8 and I haven’t been the same since

(there’s more but I can’t think of any)

2. Your Nobody name (Take all the letters of your first name, mix them around and put an "x" where you think it should go): Meaxreak

3. Your Gangsta name (the first three letters of your name plus "izzle"): Karizzle

4. Your Detective name (fav. color and fav. animal): Red Panther

5. Your Soap Opra name (your middle name and the street you live on): Eric Bloom

6. Your Star Wars name (first three letters of your last name, first two letters of your first): Wilka

7. Your Super Hero name (2nd fav color, fav drink): Black Root Beer

8. Your Witness Protection name (middle names of your parents): Williams Balogun

9. Your Goth Name (Black plus the name of one of your pets): Black Zippo

10. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your mom's maiden name, 3rd letter of you dad's middle name, 1st letter of a sibling's first name, last letter of your mom's middle name): Airaek

The Stupid Test! Teehee. (put an x next to the one that is you, than in the end, add up all of the x's. if you have 18 or less, than u r not stupid.) p.s. this is not a real test, just something for fun!

() Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.

() Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.

() You have run into a glass/screen door.

() You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.

(x) You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.

() You have run into a tree.

() It IS possible to lick your elbow

() You just tried to lick your elbow.

() You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star have the same rhythm.

() You just tried to sing them.

(x) You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.

() You have choked on your own spit.

() You have seen the the Matrix and still don’t get it.

(x) You didn’t notice that in the last question “the” was spelled twice

(x) You just looked at it.

() Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde/has blonde in it.

() People have called you slow.

(x) You have accidentally caught something on fire.

() You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes/cheek.

() You have caught yourself drooling.

(x) You’ve fallen asleep in class

() If someone says “fart” you laugh.

(x) You just laughed.

(x) Sometimes you just stop thinking

(x) You tell a story and forget what you were talking about

() People are often shaking their heads and walking away from you

(x) You are often told to use your “inside voice”.

(x) You use your fingers to do simple math.

() You have eaten a bug.

(x) You are taking this test when you should be doing something important

(x) You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it

(x) You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand, pocket, head, etc.

(x) You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don’t even when you know it won’t happen to you.

(x) You break a lot of things.

(x) Your friends know not to use big words around you

() You sometimes tilt your head when you’re confused

() You have fallen out of your chair before

() When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling

Total: 17

Pick the month you were born on... (bold what ya are!)

1(Jan) - I shot 2 (Feb) -I ran shirtless with 3 (Mar) - I stabbed 4 (APR)I killed 5 (May) - I slapped 6 (June)-I robbed 7 (July) -I kissed 8 (Aug) -I smoked with 9 (Sept) - I needed 10 (Oct) - i hugged 11 (Nov) - I ran naked with 12 (Dec) - I banged

Pick the day (number) you were born on...

01 -a rock star 02 - my boyfriend 03 -a hobo 04 - a homeless guy 05 - the one that i love 06 -the trojan man 07 - the cookie monster 08 - a sexy girl 09 - a bowl of cereal 10 - a mop 11 - a tooth brush 12 - a hobo 13 -a dog 14 - a drunk 15 - a crack head 16 - a cat 17 - a bag of weed 18 - the kool-aid man 19 - an Easter egg 20 - tori the snowman 21 - a hottie 22 - my crush 23 -yo momma 24 - a Mexican 25 - a teletubby 26 - a condom 27 - a gangsta 28 - Paris Hilton 29 - Barney the Dinosaur 30 - my ex boyfriend 31 -my lover

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing...

White - because im sexy like that Black - because I love weed Pink - because I smoke crack Turquoise- because im good in bed brown- because i like to snort cocaine Polka Dots - because I hate my life Purple - because im gay Grey - because i have AMAZING boobs Other - because im retarded Green -because that bum stole my taco Orange - because i still love him RED- because the gummy bears made meblue - because i like shoelaces Tye dye- because Im a fucking scuba diver graphic- because I am crazy like that none- because i have a killer six pack!!

I shot a drunk because I love weed.

January I killed
February I smelled
March I ran naked with
April I jumped
May I ate
June I shot
July I danced with
August I loved
September I kissed
October I robbed
November I slapped
December I stabbed

-Pick the day you were born on-

1 A banana
2 A homeless guy
3 A house
4 A mop
5 Barney the dinosaur
6 A sock
7 A stripper
8 My lover
9 My teacher
10 An iPod
11 A movie star
12 A phone
13 An angel
14 A drunk guy
15 A crack head
16 A pillow
17 A cat
18 A teletubby
19 A hobo
20 Paris Hilton
21 A dog
22 A bird
23 Elmo
24 A rock star
25 My toothbrush
26 A glass of milk
27 The kool-aid man
28 A French fry
29 A lesbian
30 An emo
31 A snowman

-Pick the color of the shirt you wearing-

White Because a hoe stole my taco.
Black Because the voices told me to.
Pink Because I wanted to.
Red Because I’m bringing sexy back!
Brown because I’m on crack.
Polka dots Because insanity is fun!
Purple cuz I’m gangsta my home skillett and biscutz.
Gray because I’m cool like dat
Green Because big bird told me to.
Orange Because I know kung-fu.
Maroon because I’m a good girl.
Turquoise Because I was chasing the leprechaun.
Blue Because that’s how I roll!
Tye dye because I’m a freaking scuba diver you got a problem with that? Didn’t think so!
Yellow Because the hippies kidnapped me in the middle of the night.
None Because The aliens did experiments on me.

I killed a drunk guy because the voices told me to.

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite gender- Agnes

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, and yellow? - Red

3. Your first initial? K

4. Your month of birth? -Jan

5. Which color do you like more, black or white? -Black

6. Name of a person of the same gender as yours - Andrew

7. Your favorite number? - 27

8. Do you like California or Florida more? California

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more? ocean

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one). to be an actor

Are you done?

If so, scroll down

Don’t cheat ;)


1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.

3. If you’re initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life changing experience for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your Soul mate.

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time But will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do Anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose...

California: You like adventure.- Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose... Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved( i have not reserve but i an loyal to my friend and partener when in a relaship). Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people


You own a cell phone. You own something from abercrombie You own something from pacsun you own something from Hollister You own something from American Eagle You love/like going to the mall. You own an iPod/MP3 player. You love Starbucks. You have been called a brat. You hate buying things that are on sale You have more than one house

Total: 1


Black is one of your favorite colors. You have thought about death.

You wear chains You like heavy metal. You've shopped at Hot Topic.

You have worn black lipstick. Your hair was/is dark.(my hair is naturly black it not dye)

You dislike preps You're an atheist/satanist/agnostic.

Total : 4


You can skateboard. You've worn plaid. You like Converse. You hate MTV. You have/had blue, pink, red, purple, or green hair. You dislike pink. You hate/dislike preps You wear/wore skateboarding shoes.

Total: 2


You love the computer. You like Harry Potter You are supposed to wear glasses/contacts( i supposed to but i don't) You get straight A's. You love/like reading.(i on this website an i not) You were/are in band You don't care what you look like. You have a curfew. You always do your homework You never miss school unless you're sick(i skipp school alot)

Total : 5


You cut yourself over depression You have been depressed. You have black rimmed glasses You like the band Evanescence

You cry easily You like emo music. You hate being called emo. You keep/have kept a journal/diary

You have written a sad poem. (It sucked, but still!) you think emo chicks/Guys are hot

Total : 8


You like rapYou are/was in a gang You wear/wore rubberbands in your pants. You swear once in a while or alot You have freestyled. You have worn high tops with the tongue flipped out. You can break dance.

Total : 1


You like loud music You love/loved the Ninja Turtles You never walk anywhere. You wear slip-on shoes You wear/wore Vans. (Isn't a van a car?) You like the band panic! at the disco

You wear band t-shirts. People have called you a freak and meant it. You love to "hardcore" dance hair has been died more than 1 color

Total: 2


You watch/watched the Superbowl.(i an scottish we don't watch american football i watch rugby) You own track shoes or other sports related shoes You collect your jerseys. you have/had a wall or shelf dedicated to your trophies / awards You have posters or plaques of famous athletes. your garage consists of sports equipment You belong/belonged to a school team. You are going/did go to a sports summer camp You have a specific number

Total: 1

Stan: [ ] You're the normal kid [ ] You have an older sister [ ] You often puke [ ] You have a poofball hat [ ] One of your parents is a geologist [x] Your dad can be really stupid/stubborn ]You have a boyfriend/girlfriend ] You have a lot of talents Count: 1

Kyle: ] You're Jewish [ ] You own an ushanka [ ] You have an adopted sibling ] You easily get mad ] Your hair is curly [ ] You're diabetic ] Green and Orange are one of your favorite color [ ] One of your parents is a lawyer Count: 0

Cartman: [ ] You're fat/big-boned ] You get made fun of because of your body weight [ ] People make fat jokes about you [x] You eat a lot of junk food [ ] You love acting/dressing like Hitler [ ] You think Ginger Kids have no souls [ ] You've once made over 10,000 dollars [ ] You have a single mother for a reason Count: 1

Kenny: [x] You hide your face [x] You're quiet [x] You love boobies [x] You're such a pervert with a dirty mind (i and both of those)[ ] You have cheesed before ] You're poor [ ] Your parents fight all the time ] You beg for money Count: 4


You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.

You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You watch sports on TV
You used to be addicted to Power Rangers. (
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.

You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun.
(some are to watch HOCKEY)
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on an night.

Total: 16


You wear lip gloss/stick.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink.
Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars. (HOW?! This should be illegal! )
You were in gymnastics/dance.
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.

You smile a lot more than you should.

You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.

You care about what you look like.

You like wearing dresses when you can.

You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of everything.

Total: 7

Under The Bridge
The Adventures of Rain Dance Maggie
4.WHAT IS 22?
I Keep It Comin’
Ain’t No Other Man
Christmas Demolition

Set Me Free
Shake Your Blood
Stay In Shadow
Smooth Criminal
Killing In The Name of
Wannabe In LA
Hollaback Girl
Smooth Criminal
Hitchin A Ride
Shake Your Blood

The Pretender
My Love
Kyle’s Mom is a bitch
Date Rape
Them Bones
Hitchin A Ride
Coffee Shop


So, here's how it works:
1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool.

Opening Credits

High by James Blunt

Waking Up

Dirty Diana by MJ

First Day At School

Smooth Criminal by MJ

Making Your New Best Friend

Testify by RATM

Falling In Love

Tones of Home Blind Melon

Breaking Up

St Andrews Fall Blind Melon


Let’s Dance David Bowie


If You Wanna Be Happy Jimmy Soul

Life's Okay

The Whole World OutKast

Death Of A Close Friend

River Below Billy Talent

Mental Breakdown

Devil In A Midnight Mass Billy Talent


This Suffering BT


Fallen Leaves BT

Getting Back Together

Surrender BT

Birth Of A Child

The Ex BT

Wedding Scene

Check My Brain AIC

Car Accident

Welcome to the Black Parade MCR

Final Battle

I Don’t Love You MCR

Death Scene

Teenagers MCR

Funeral Song

Black Suits Comin’ (Nod Ya Head) Will Smith (LAWLS)

End Credits

About A Girl Nirvana

Deleted Scenes

God’s Away On Business Tom Waits

1. Which song describes the mood you are in right now?
Without Me (DJ Hero Eminem)

2. Which song describes the mood you are usually in?
Sexy Back Justin Timberlake

3. Which song describes one of your favorites things to do?
Super Girl Kaystal Harris

4. Which song describes something else you like to do?
It’s Gonna Be Me N Sync

5. Which song explains the way you think about love?
Ending Credits Jem

6. What would you sing to your soulmate right now?
Dirty Diana MJ

7. Which song best represents you?
Interstate Love Song STP

8. Which song describes your sexual preference?
Dangerous MJ

9. Which song describes what would occur between you and a (male) prostitute
Mind Heist Inception

10. Your lover on the side?
Sugar SOAD

11. How about your wife or husband?
Anarchy in the UK Sex Pistols

12. Which song would be played at your wedding?
Through Being Cool Devo
13. Which song would be played at your wedding reception?
Bones The Killers

14. Which song describes yourself in the future?
Rusted from the rain Billy Talent

15. Which song describes yourself in the past?
16. Which song would be appropriate for a one night stand?
Light of Day, Day of Darness Green Carnation
17. Which song would best describe your first time kissing?
Everytime we touch Cascade

18. Your first time having sex?
The Sister Song

19. Which song would best describe your fashion sense?
What I Got Sublime

20. Which song would describe your taste in the opposite or same sex?
Superhero Song Drake Bell

21. Which song best describes your parents?
Vacation Vitamin C

22. Which song best describes your family in general?
Hung Up Madonna

23. Which song best describes your friends?
Purple Pills D12

24. Which song best describes your school?
Nothing to Lose BT
25. Which song best describes your public personality?
Immigrant Song Led
26. Which song best describes your private personality?
Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy

27. The weather outside is...
Hard Road Sam Roberts

28. I feel like...
Keep It Coming Uncle Kracker
29. I would really love to...
Set Me Free VR

30. No one can stop me from...
Crazy Aerosmith

31. Today I will...
My Town Cartoon Boyfriend
32. Love is like...
Spybreak Matrix ST

33. I would call myself...
That’s the way I like It Spin Doctors
34. I've never been to...
Everything Fefe Dobson
35. If I were a...
Miss Murder AFI

36. Never forget...
Powerpuff Girls end theme
37. Noone believes me when...
Why Go Pearl Jam
38. I would never... 3rd rock theme song
39. I could see myself as...
Life is a highway Tom Cochrane
40. I'm as fun as...
Radar Rider Riggs
41. I wish...
My Name is vs Loser Eminem vs Beck (DJ Hero)
42. He will never understand why...
Lazt Eye Silversun

43. I'm nearly...
Never too late Hedley

44. I want to see...
Hell Broke Luce Tom Waits
45. At night time...
In View Tragically Hip

46. My fashion sense is...
Cowboys from Hell Pantera
47. I cry when...
Everything you’ve done wrong Sloan

48. The moon is...
Skinned Blind Melon

49. I get tired when...
The Man Who Sold The World Nirvana
50. I lack...
Speaking in Tongues Eagles of Death Metal

51. I'm so absorbing in...
This Suffering BT

52. I should be...
Spice Up Your Life Spice Girls
53. I can't seem to forget...
Black Suits Comin Will Smith

54. Where in the world is...
London Bridge Fergie

55. I don't want to hear...
Behind the sun RHCP
56. Don't give up on...
My Song 3
57. I should give up on...
All My Life Foo Fighters
58. I want to be...
Here I Come The Roots
59. I like alot of...
I Know What You Want Busta
60. I often think about...
Lollipop Lil Wayne

61. I don't understand why...
Don’t Dream It’s Over Crowded House
62. Guys are...
White Girl X
63. Girls go to...
Hammerhead Offspring
64. I'm in trouble for...
Come Together Aerosmith version
65. Candy is for...
Galaxie Blind Melon
66. Take me to...
Soul Survivor Young Jeezy

67. All I've ever cared about was...
Everytime Britney Spears
68. Take me away from... Blitzkrieg Bop Ramones
69. The worst possible thing is...
Just Because Jane’s Addiction

Music through Feelings

Love Song for that Special Someone: Say It Ain’t So - Weezer

Determination: Shine – Collective Soul

Work in the Future: End theme of the Powerpuff Girls

No Fears: Animal I Have Become – 3 Days Grace

Loving Somebody: Love Game – Lady Gaga

Tough: Mouthful of Cavities – Blind Melon

Hot: Bleed It Out – Linkin Park

Crazy: Movie Star – Shawn Desmon

Loving Someone that might not like you back: Bohemian Rhapsody - Queen

Hating a Girl: Happy Together – The Turtles –IRONY!!!!

Scared: Joke and The Thief - Wolfmother

Dancing: Beat It- Fall Out Boy

When you're Sorry and You Didn't tell the Person that you Were: In The Name of Love- U2

When Someone Makes you Feel Special: Papercutz – Roz Bell

20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time , Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it " In".

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks , Write "For Smuggling Diamonds".

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".

8. Don't use any punctuation.

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water when ever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In the Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."


() You are Hispanic

() You’re very popular at your school
() Either one or both of your parents are diplomats
() You have been raised to be a fine lady/gentleman
() You have ditched your boyfriend/girlfriend alone
() You make others do your dirty work for you
() You have an older sibling who teases you to no end
() You are cautious of your decisions and act only when necessary. 0.

Anne Maria:
() You are from New Jersey

() You speak with an accent
() You add so many products to your hair
() You have/had a fake tan
() You look down upon those who are not as pretty as you are
() You like only one side of a person, not the person him/herself
() You wear a lot of make-up
(x) You can't sing

() You don't talk much

(X) You're a bit on the chubby side
(x) Despite the aforementioned, you are very athletic
() You're skilled in mechanics
() You are embarrassed of your first name
() You like using initials
() You have multiple items in your coat
() Every time you try to speak, you get cut off
Total: 2

(x) You are a wannabe at sometimes

(x) You have a best friend
(X) You wear/used to wear braces
(x) You wear/used to wear glasses
() Singing is one of your hobbies
() You easily fall for the eye candy
() One of your favorite colors is pink
() You work on a farm
Total: 4

() You/your family has a military background

(x) You follow a moral code
(x) You are dedicated to protect friends and family
(x) You are rather athletic
(x) You STINK at Fashion design
(x) You are willing to sacrifice yourself for the safety of others
() You're scared of the dark, as well as its noises
() You have the "need to be dominated"
Total: 5

() You surf

() You're a vegetarian
() You care about the environment/Mother Nature
() Animal Cruelty is wrong to you
(x) You usually wear your hair in a ponytail
() You have a boyfriend/girlfriend
(x) You get along with everybody
(x) Everything should be natural to you
Total: 3

() You're exactly or less than 100 pounds

() You have lived in a bubble
() You have overprotective parents
(x) You're not the most athletic person out there
(x) You're a bit nerdy
() You can be counted as an "expendable player"
() You wore diapers until a late age
() At one point you've been mistaken for a member of the opposite sex.
Total: 2

(x) You love technology

() Most of the time you flirt and hit on girls/guys
() You are a quick healer
() You easily get sun burned
(x) You have a gap between your front teeth
() A poor diet scares you
() You play the keyboard/piano
() BBQ Chips is the King of all Chip Flavors to you
Total: 2

() You are/were a CIT

(x) You want everything right
(x) You get mad easily
() Everything is important to you
() You are/were on the Student Council
() Everything turns out wrong for you
() You fall for the delinquents/criminals/bad boys/bad girls
() You've once been out of a game/challenge unfairly
Total: 2

() You're addicted to fame

() You LOVE pink!
() You are a major fashion phenon
() You usually wear sunglasses
() Your parent(s) are majorly rich
() You're attracted to nerds
() You and your phone are inseparable
() You hate feeling sorry for others
Total: 0

() You are a Wiccan/witch

() You can read auras
() You love nature and communicating with animals
() You are very short
() You can levitate
() You know how to meditate
() You don't really care about money
() You are able to detect positive/negative energy
Total: 0

(x) You love animals

() Everybody loves you
(x) You've been raised right
() Everybody is your friend
() You are most of the time happy
() You never get mad
() You get scared easily
() Group hugs are cuddly
Total: 2

() You have/had a Mohawk

() You've been to jail/prison
() You love skulls and crossbones
() You have piercings
() Green is one of your favorite colors
(x) Punk is one of your favorite music genres
() You pick on dorks
() You have a smug facial expression sometimes
Total: 1

() You often lift weights

() You wear knee high socks with gym clothes
() You've been through anger management
() You are competitive
() You can lift anything
() Happiness is not your forte
() You often don't fall in love too easily
() You're never happy
Total: 0

() You're home schooled

() You're sexist
(x) You have/had/wear a toque
() You often say "eh"
() You wear a sweatshirt almost every day
(x) You pick your nose often
() You have no friends
() You are pale
Total: 2

() You love parties
() You have the perfect boyfriend/girlfriend
() You often make out most of the day
() You wear a cowboy hat
() You're the youngest sibling in your family
() One of your nicknames is "Party Boy" or "Party Girl"
() You are invited to all of the parties
() You skateboard
Total: 0

() You're Goth

() You have highlights
() You wear blue lipstick
() You wear fishnets and black
() You make the first move
() Preppy things piss you off
() You have a younger brother
(x) Annoying things irk you up
Total: 1

(x) You can be a pervert at some times

() You often say "Booyah" or "Gosh"
() You're a dork
() You fall in love with the ghetto girl/boy
(x) You read comics
() You breathe loud
() You get picked on most of the time
() You save chewed gum
Total: 2.

() You're the Queen Bee

() You are/were a cheerleader
() You often lie about being nice sometimes
(x) You often get embarrassed
() Weird people make you mad
() You break couples up
() You often call people "losers"
() You are never trusted
Total: 1.

(x) You're crazy/psycho

() You were once wanted by the police/RCMP
() You're a redhead
() Fire is your addiction
(x) You love acting silly
() You run a lot
(x) You want to be called by your nickname
() You've camped out in the woods
Total: 3

() You're a tomboy

() You are EXTREMELY athletic
() You don't think anyone is better than you
(x) You aren't the most attractive person
() You HATE the beauty queen
() You would rather sacrifice others to save your own skin
() Your favorite accessory is a whistle
() At one point you've been mistaken for a member of the opposite sex.
Total: 1

() You're the eye candy

() People often stare at you
() People faint when they see you
(x) You lie to most people
() Beauty is a talent to you
() You once/often get photo-shoots
() You don't care about anything but beauty
() You're gorgeous
Total: 1.

() You have a BFFFL

() You have big hips, but skinny body
() You're pretty
() You're often sweet
() You blush easily
() You wear pigtails
() You listen to Pop Music
() You're skinnier than your friends
Total: 0

() You're the ghetto girl/guy

() You wear baby T's
() You easily get pissed off
() You love winning
() You have a great taste in style
() You know how to dance
() Rap is one of your favorite music genres
() You often wear hoop earrings
Total: 0

() You talk in the third person

() You can't tell the difference between genders sometimes
() You can’t spell
() You're apparently attractive to the opposite gender
() You are an overachiever
() You have protein powder
() You believe in teams of one
() You often call people "losers"
Total: 0.

() You are/were a blond(e)

() You're dumb
() You take Gymnastics
() Your boobs are big
() You're a "Daddy's Girl"
() You fall for the jocks
() Your eyes are blue
() Makeup looks pretty on you
Total: 0

(x) You have a mental disorder

(x) You have said you are an actor
(x) You like two people at the same time
(x) You talk in your sleep
(x) You have a therapist/psychiatrist() You are agile and graceful, but also tough and scrappy
(x) You have trouble telling the one you love how you feel
(x) You're willing to risk your life for the one you love
Total: 6

(x) You are a bookworm

() Your IQ is off the charts/high
() You're in Honors classes
(x) Sports aren't your forte
(x) You are often sarcastic/cynical/cocky
(x) You're quiet
() You've accidentally kissed someone of the same sex
(x) You don't like parties
Total: 5

() You're overweight

() You fart a lot
() You can burp the ABC's
() Everyone loves you
(x) You love adventure
() You're out of shape

(x) You love to eat
() You often say things about historic people such as Alexander the Great and David and Goliath
Total: 2

() You have a BFFFL

() You're chubby
() You cry without your best friend
(x) You accidentally do things wrong
() You do everything with you best friend
() You easily cry
() You love to squeal
(x) You often do things wrong
Total: 2

(x) You love video games

() You have embarrassed yourself on your only date
() You have cat-like reflexes
(x) You are in love with someone TOTALLY out of your league
() You are a couch potato
() You have a "circus thumb"
() You sometimes speak in video-game talk
() You sometimes see stuff in video-game mode
Total: 2

() You LOVE manipulating people

() You're a poser
() You like to whittle
() Animals don't like you
() You don't like animals
() You have a lucky item
() You're a ginger
() You have freckles covering you
Total: 0.

() You are a fan of Total Drama

() You have a crush on one of the Total Drama castmates, or any celebrity for that matter
(x) Your hair is really long
() You can be a bit of a stalker
() You’re a basket-weaver
() You’re a slap-dancer
(x) You’re very tall
() You talk in text, even outside the phone
Total: 2.

() You have a long ancestry

() You are a compulsive liar
() You talk incessantly
() You are rather overweight
() You are annoying to most people
() You have trouble swimming
(x) You have been bald at one point
(x) You don't have many friends
Total: 2

(x) You play/played the guitar

() You often wear green
(x) You've been heartbroken
() Your favorite number is 9
(x) You care for the people you love
(x) You're still looking for that special someone
(x) You act weird sometimes
() You easily fall in love
Total: 5

(x) You suck at sports

() You often wear red
() You wear a head bandanna
() You wear sweat clothes
(x) You're tall
() You have brown hair and brown eyes
(x) You have a fear of an animal
() You think you're strong when you really aren't sometimes
Total: 3

() You wear stuff in your hair

() You're an only child
(x) You don't have many friends, but wish to make friends
(x) You like retro fashions/music
(x) You enjoy the theatre
(x) You have seen your crush go out with someone else
(x) You are generally nice, but have a tough side
() Someone else has called you the "prettiest person in the group"
Total: 5

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4.

"I’ve been meaning to tell you, Sirius, there’s something trapped…”

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What can you touch?

The curtains

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?

There’s Something About Mary

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:


5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?


6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

The radio

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

Saturday August 18 for my sister’s baby shower. (I am writing this on August 21)

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at on the computer?

Random parody stories on fanfiction

9. What are you wearing?


10. Did you dream last night?


11. When did you last laugh?

When I watched the movie that was stated earlier

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?

Movie posters, music poster.

13. Seen anything weird lately?

Nope, just my imaginary friend.

14. What do you think of this quiz?

Fine, I guess.

15. What is the last film you saw?

There’s Something About Mary.

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

Video games and a few music albums…pop tarts too.

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:

I had a mental breakdown in grade 8.

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

Make better music (?) (Best I can think of)

19. Do you like to dance?

I don’t dance.

20. What is the first thing you think when you hear these words: 1)heart, 2)straw, 3) applesauce.

1) Toilet 2) Suck 3) Bum

Copy and paste this into your profile if when you were young... There were only 150 Pokemon. Digimon was popular. Yugi-Oh actually had Yugi in it. You didn’t get weird looks when you went Trick-or-Treating. Nobody cared what you looked like. Hamtaro ROCKED.Catching a pidgeon was cool. Pirates before Pirates of the Carribean. Nobody knew how to spell 'Volcano'. Pinky and the Brain were cartoon characters, not body parts. Saying 'moron' was a swear word. Fire was considered dangerous. The only thing you had to worry about were cooties. Cursive writing was just a bunch of swirly lines. Multiplication was scary. Dora the Explorer and that goddamned monkey who follows her EVERYWHERE didn't exist. The first Harry Potter was the coolest thing since sliced bread. Texting was done on calculator.

Wilson: "House, this is God."
House: "Look, I'm a little busy right now. Not supposed to talk during these things. Got time Thursday?"
Wilson: "Let me check. Oh! I got a plague. What about Friday?"
House: "You'll have to check with Cameron."
Wilson: "Oh! Damn it! She always wants to know why bad things happen. Like I'm gonna come up with a new answer this time."
Cuddy: "House..."
House: "Quick God, smite the evil witch!"
Cuddy: "Are you sitting on evidence that your patient was sexually abused by her father?"
House: "God, why have you forsaken me?"
House M.D., Season 2, 'Skin Deep' episode


Movie posters

Rock (mostly), some hip-hop (k-os)

To not be so depressed at the moment

My best friend.

Not that I know of.

Still waiting for that first kiss


Arrested Development

Not anymore.

Not available.

I don’t care.

Pop tarts, chocolate chip cookies and a 2-L bottle of Root Beer


I don’t remember.

Yeah but it they don’t like me back, that’s understandable.

I don’t care.

Be friends with them, eventually your feelings will come out.

I don’t care.

I don’t use the phone that often so I don’t know.

A few years ago, I went to Nigeria.

Love…I think.

Reading fanfiction

I don’t drink.

Hang with friends

At least 3.

Jully Black – This Is Me (Not embarrassing but I barely listen to it)


Of course.

Merrick Bloodoc

‘The Wind Cries Mary’ Jimi Hendrix Experience

‘The Go Getter’ Black Keys

Red Hot Chili Peppers


"I’m still alive.”

Root Beer


1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails
3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it
4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking
5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking
6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not/or had had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head
7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself
8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand
9. Tried to push open a door that said pull
10. Tried to pull open a door that said push
11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion
12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else
13. Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs
14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave
15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair (You know, it's funny when it happens to somebody else, but when it happens to you...yeah...)
16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble
17. Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it
18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard
19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name
20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot
21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on
22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle
23. Have run into a closed door
24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else
25. Searched for your mobile phone while you were talking on it
26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke
27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer
28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan
29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk
30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock
31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it
32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside
33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else
34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property
35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot
36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on
37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in
38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard
39. Walked into a pole
40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident
41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house
42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on
43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small
44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it
45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do.
46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it
47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up
48. Have poked yourself in the eye
49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on
50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair
51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test
52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil
53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it
54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was.
55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were
56. Looked into an overhead light purposefully while it was on
57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day.
58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it
60. Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny or a movie
61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa
62. Said funner, then had someone make fun of you for it
63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence
64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person
65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side
66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions
67. Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong
68. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it
69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out
70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught
71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face
72. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb
73. Ran into a door jam
74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid
75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it
76. Have purposely licked playground sand
77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band
78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't
79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people
80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out
81. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off
82.Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again
83. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop on the back.
84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about
85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair
86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone
87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird
88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people
89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria
90. Sucked on a cup and got a hickey from it.
91. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil
92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them
93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper
94. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours
95. Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story
96. When you saw a ‘beware of dog’ sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the dogs
97. You have spelled your own name wrong before
98. When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling.
99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class.
100. Have poped a balloon n your mouth.

What am I afraid of out of 72 common fears?

] the dark
[x] staying single forever
[x] being a parent
[ ] giving birth
[ ] being myself in front of others
[ ] open spaces
[ ] closed spaces
[x] heights
[ ] dogs
[ ] birds
[ ] fish
[ ] spiders
[ ] flowers or other plants
[ ] being touched
[ ] fire
] deep water
[ ] snakes
[ ] silk
[ ] the ocean
[x] failure
[ ] success
[ ] thunder/lightning
[ ] frogs/toads
[ ] my boyfriend's/girlfriend's dad
[ ] boyfriend's/girlfriend's mom
[ ] rats
[x] jumping from high places
[ ] snow
[ ] rain
[ ] wind
[ ] crossing hanging bridges
[x] death
[ ] heaven
[ ] being robbed
[ ] falling
[ ] clowns (i don't get why people are so afraid of them, they're funny!)
[ ] dolls
[ ] large crowds of people
[ ] men
[ ] women
[ ] having great responsibilities
[ ] doctors, including dentists
[ ] tornadoes
[ ] hurricanes
[x] incurable diseases
[ ] sharks
[ ] Friday the 13th
] ghosts
[ ] poverty
[ ] Halloween
[ ] school
[ ] trains
[ ] odd numbers
[ ] even numbers
[x] being alone (only sometimes)
[x] becoming blind
[x] becoming deaf
[ ] growing up (only sometimes)
] creepy noises in the night
[ ] bee stings
[x] not accomplishing my dreams/goals
[ ] needles
[ ] dinosaurs
[ ] the welcome mat
[ ] high speed
] throwing up
[ ] falling in love
[ ] super secrets

I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away.

Don't call me emo or I'll cry big juicy tears of blood and pain and then I'll die and it will be ALL YOUR FAULT!

My imaginary friend thinks you have serious problems...

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

Some people are like slinkys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

If I could get a firm grip on reality, I'd choke it.

People like you are the reason people like me need medication.

How many Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Americans: THAT’S NOT FUNNY! We're suing!

If whenever you see or hear the name 'Damon' you freak out and have a small fit because you love him so much and then people stare at you and tell you to shut up and let it go, post this.

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.

Even if the voices aren't real...they have some good ideas


Which Adventure Time character are you?

()You are emotional and you cry a lot
()You always seek adventure
()You’re into sports and are very active
()You’re more of a leader
(x)You have dealt with a crush not liking you back
(x)You’re sometimes violent and can get a bit out of line
()You’re very brave and willing to try anything
(x)You have a strong sense of responsibility
()You love helping others and get upset when you’re incapable of doing so
()It’s hard for you to do anything “bad” or “evil”

(x)Rarely act mature
(x)You’re laid back and never worry
(x)You like jokes and are funny
(x)You like giving advice, but sometimes they vary between good and bad
(x)You can be irresponsible at times
(x)You love to eat
(x)You may be fickle or inconsistent with your thoughts
(x)You have a short attention span and may drop conversations easily
()You are very religious and have a strong belief
(x)You are imaginative and creative


()You like to travel and try exotic things
()You’re very rebellious and don’t listen to what others say
(x)You have a strong love for music
()You’re very mischievous and aren’t intimidated by anything
() Others may describe you as mysterious
(x)You’re very emotional
()You’re independent
()You may get annoyed easily
(x)You have a close group of friends that are important to you
() When you dislike someone you show aggression towards them rather than trying to burn down the hatch

Hunson Abadeer
(x)You may seem cold and emotionless
(x)You are rational
(x)You are very analytical
(x)You have a sense of humour
()You like it when things are done your way
()You may have a tendency of bossing others around just to get your way
()You’re manipulative
(x)You are intelligent
()You’re crafty and sneaky
(x)You dislike most people but get really impressed when they do something impressive

Princess Bubblegum
()You are a leader
()You are a perfectionist
()You’re amiable and nice
(x)You’re friendly and love others (only to people I actually like)
(x)Even though you’re usually nice and sweet, you may get malicious when crossed
()You like science
()You’re noble and have high morals
()You’re organized
()You like parties and events
(x)You have lots of fears

(x)You may like attention or seek attention from others
(x)You can be a bit selfish at times
(x)You show little to no concerns at times
()You get upset when things don’t go your way
()You dislike getting ignored
()You may complain a lot
(x)You misinterpret things and jump to conclusions
(x)You make fun of people, even if it’s silently
(x)You tend to lose your temper
()You like flirting and always think about the boys/girls

Ice King
()You are lonely most of the time
(x)Some people consider you annoying
()You are disagreeable
()You have a short-temper
()You are arrogant
(x)You have poor social skills
(x)You’re misunderstood
(x)You’re actually quite benign and kind
()You’re desperate for love
(x)You’re weird

Flame Princess
(x)You don’t think anyone would actually like you
(x)You are a bit unstable
(x)You’re quick to jump to conclusions
(x)You may seem mildly aggressive at times
(x)You have a fickle personality and it changes from moody to easy-going
(x)You’re difficult
(x)You’re learning how to be able to handle pain
(x)You are curious and are interested in learning new things
(x)You try covering up pain inside
(x)You change your mind a lot

Your Loli/Shota side:
] You tilt your head when you’re confused. ] You love sweets and cute things.
[x] You are often confused and lost in conversations with your friends.
] You blush simply thinking of sexual things.
] People often call you cute.
[x] You care a lot about your friends.
[x] You embarrass yourself a lot with silly question or statements.
] You like bright, soft colors.
[x] You enjoy listening to cute, sweet, gentle songs.
] You add things to the end of your friend’s names
[ ] People often say “aww” when you’ve done something clumsy/silly.
[x] You like anime/movies about romance, love and friendship.

Total: 5

Your Tsundere side:
] You come off as tough and confident on the outside, when you are actually soft and emotional on the inside.
[x] You often hide your true feelings for someone.
[ ] You are caring but deny it when someone tells it to you.
[x] You are protective.
] When someone bugs you, you tell them right away strongly, but are still on the inside worried that you’ve hurt them.
] You are easily embarrassed.
[x] Compliments make you feel awkward and you always deny them.
] You tease and bully the one you love to hide your feelings.
] You can be violent at times.
] You may hurt people a lot, but regret it right away.
] When people say Thank You, you often reply by saying it was for yourself
[x] You never cry in front of others.

Total: 4

Your Yandere side:
[x] You are often loving, caring, sweet - until someone upsets you badly.
] When angry, you’re normally hide it until the time for revenge is right.
] You can at times, be obsessive.
[x ] People have said you are “two-faced”.
[x ] People tell you you’re nice, but can be creepy at times.
[x] You scare the crap out of your friends when you get upset.
[x] People find it weird to see you anything other than gentle and smiling.
[x] When you’re upset, sometimes you still smile, even when saying something harsh.
] You can get very violent.
] You love to help people, but often love to help yourself more.
[x] You like slow, sweet, but twisted songs.
[x] You like colors like dark blue or light red.

Total: 8

Your Kuudere side:
[x] You don’t show your emotions to others.
[x] You hide your true feelings.
] When you become close to someone, you slowly open up.
[x] Although you don’t show it, you are easily made happy.
[x] You care for others a lot, still you don’t show it.
[x] People think you are mysterious.
[x] You can be shy.
[ ] You aren’t very loud, rather silent.
[x] You know who to trust and who not to.
[x] You choose your friends wisely.
] You like simple colors, like light purple or white.
] You are rather mature.

Total: 8

Your Dandere side:
[x] You are a shy person.
[x] You are quiet and don’t speak up for yourself.
[x] You look down instead of straight forwards when walking.
[x] You sometimes go to extreme levels just to get out of public speaking.
] You have stage fright.
[x] You are stoic and not very open.
] You hide yourself with your hair at times.
[x] Your face starts boiling when speaking with others.
[x] You speak very quietly in case you say something silly or you sound weird.
[x] You are afraid of meeting new people.
[x] You are a hard worker.
[x] You do not have as many friendships as others, but those you do have, you cherish very much.

Total: 10

Update: 3/08/13

Alright. Well, I have an outline that I have thought up for my 30 Rock fanfic story. Unfortunately, I cannot for the life of me think of how to pull it off. So, that story will be placed on hold INDEFINATELY. So, my next story will be a MST3K fanfic featuring several bad fanfics. I've made fun of a couple but this story will be have many many chapters since there are so much things to make fun of. The story will be coming soon. Send in as MANY bad fanfics to me...overwhelm me with awfulness.

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Korra's life is uneventful until a new girl shows up out of the blue, making Korra question herself and the life around her. Series of mostly fluffy one-shots taking place after the events of the main story. Warning: contains spoilers of Team Player. Modern Legend of Korra AU. [KorraxOpal]. Rated M for a surplus of swearing and sex. Cover Art by KorraFaangirl.
Legend of Korra - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,105 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 12/19/2015 - Published: 9/12/2015 - [Korra, Opal]
Mile High Club by GraphicArtist13 reviews
Someone is in need of a little...'distraction'...while on the plane ride to the girls' vacation spot. R&R plz and tell me what you think
Sailor Moon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,874 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/30/2015 - Published: 8/3/2014 - Ami M./Amy/Sailor Mercury, Makoto K./Lita/Sailor Jupiter
Team Player by AvatarAang7 reviews
Korra's life is uneventful until a new girl shows up out of the blue, making Korra question herself and the life around her. Legend of Korra AU. [KorraxAsami], [KorraxOpal]. Rated M for a surplus of swearing and sex. Cover Art by KorraFaangirl.
Legend of Korra - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 94,442 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 278 - Updated: 9/11/2015 - Published: 11/27/2014 - [Korra, Opal] Asami S. - Complete
The Avatar by Swani reviews
The Avatar has saved the world a dozens times over. She has fame, fans, merchandise, comics, and anything else she could want. She has even fallen head over heels for award-winning reporter Asami Sato. The only hitch? Asami can't stand The Avatar. A chance meeting will cause The Avatar's alter ego, Korra, to get closer to Asami, but how long can our heroine keep the secret before
Legend of Korra - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,420 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 318 - Updated: 7/18/2015 - Published: 2/1/2015 - Korra, Mako, Asami S., Prince Wu
Faking It by Nicole The Dragon Rider reviews
Korra has been in Republic City for 6 years now, studying Music Production and rarely goes back home to the Southern Water Tribe to see her parents. They have been pressuring her to come home and bring home someone special. So she came with a plan get her parents off back but Mako manages to throw an a wrench in it, the name of that wrench is Asami Sato. G!p Korra
Legend of Korra - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 29,226 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 309 - Updated: 7/16/2015 - Published: 4/21/2015 - [Korra, Asami S.] - Complete
Ed Edd n Eddy: Hijinks and Hormones by SockheadWriter reviews
After the events of the Big Picture Show, the Ed's face a new adventure as they enter a new year at Peach Creek High School. Involves Edd x Marie.
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,246 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 2/9/2015 - Published: 10/28/2012 - Edd, Marie
Republic City's Restoration by gypsygray96 reviews
The aftermath of Kuvira's attack on Republic City: Korra and Asami return from the Spirit World and Korra sets out on a journey to reconnect with the spirits of some Avatars who chose to move to the Spirit World after their deaths; Opal and Bolin surprise themselves when something they didn't expect comes to pass; Mako is in a sticky situation involving a girl. T for strong themes.
Legend of Korra - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 35,969 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 1/3/2015 - Published: 12/20/2014 - Korra, Mako, Bolin, Asami S. - Complete
First Day Home - Legend of Korra Smut by It's Tempting reviews
A thread of mine dedicated to the Legend of Korra smut works. Various popular ships and pairings and some that I just like to experiment with. So far there is only Korrasami but I will build upon that soon. Caution: Smut, Language
Legend of Korra - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,928 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 11/18/2014 - Published: 9/26/2014 - Korra, Mako, Asami S.
One Night Stand by Swani reviews
Korra and Asami hook up during a party, but Bolin and Opal refuse to let it be just a one-time thing. (Modern AU)
Legend of Korra - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,687 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 90 - Published: 9/15/2014 - Korra, Bolin, Asami S., Opal - Complete
Little Red Riding Hood by inukunsgirl reviews
An alternate universe of the fairy tale of red riding hood. Nagisa/Shizuma
Strawberry Panic! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 51,689 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 8/8/2014 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Nagisa A., Shizuma H.
First Kisses by Kireina Koe reviews
Inuyasha and Kagome are hanging out in his basement. What happens when he realizes that she has never had her first kiss?
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 585 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/4/2014 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
Scarf and Soul Searching by Serie11 reviews
If only she could remember... Amane can't think of where she has seen the blonde girl before.
Strawberry Panic! - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,492 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Published: 2/19/2014 - [Hikari K., Amane O.] - Complete
Caught in the Rain by Hell's Warrior reviews
Azula & Ty Lee are playing in the gardens when suddenly it rains. What will happen? R&R!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 842 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/9/2013 - Azula, Ty Lee - Complete
Sokka and Toph by TheWriteStuffs reviews
Using the Tokka Week 2013 prompts, this is a story about how "Toph and Sokka" finally came to be. Some humor, some old friends, some realizations. Prompts are- Shelter. Some Things Never Change. Tradition. At Last. Ember Island. Time. Reality. Rated M to be safe. Nothing explicit.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,151 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 10/2/2013 - Published: 9/30/2013 - Sokka, Toph - Complete
Alone by Dreamcloud11 reviews
Pinkie Pie is bullied and shunned all throughout her life in middle-school, and to be frank it's starting to get to her. She considers darker alternatives, but just in time finds a ray of light just bright enough to help her. Big thanks to Rarity01 for the cover image, check out her stories!
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,488 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/14/2013 - Pinkie Pie - Complete
Like Never Before by capricapra reviews
Nervous, gentle music teacher Edward and feisty, voluptuous cake artist Bella meet on the eve of the wedding of their best friends. The attraction is instantaneous and intense, but misunderstandings and mishaps abound. Can they get together and keep the wedding running smoothly? Features a slightly OOC Britella & Englishward. Drabble-esque/'quick-fic'.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 132 - Words: 44,363 - Reviews: 1998 - Favs: 649 - Follows: 438 - Updated: 12/30/2012 - Published: 12/2/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Some Demons are Worse than Others by Vampire of Romance reviews
Double Dee and Marie are both experiencing one of life's harshest facts. They are torn down and at a point whether they can cover up in a mental armor behind walls of fear, pain, and anger. Or let someone past that armor, and let someone in. They might just realize who should of been the person they should of trusted in the first place.
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,930 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 12/25/2012 - Published: 10/5/2012 - Edd, Marie
Fight: A Strawberry Panic Tale by Count Morningstar reviews
After losing to Amane in a race, Kaname returns to the locker room. An angry Momomi follows Kaname in and chews her out for losing. The two have a fight, but before long anger erupts into passion. And soon enough, another kind of steam fills the showers of the St. Spica locker room. Rated M for a very good reason.
Strawberry Panic! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,240 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/20/2012 - [Kaname K., Momomi K.] - Complete
Tales of Republic City by DJNS reviews
Vignettes of Kataang family life in Republic City.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 128,351 - Reviews: 634 - Favs: 731 - Follows: 278 - Updated: 8/6/2012 - Published: 7/10/2012 - Aang, Katara - Complete
Secrets and Suspicions by WilsonWisdom25 reviews
There's a 'rumor' going around about Double D having a girl friend...How will Double D and Marie deal with the stress of a near public relationship? Rated T for a 'REASON'. Slight Lemons in later chapters.*Cough*Hinted in Chapter 2&3!*Cough-cough*
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,281 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 6/14/2012 - Published: 6/11/2011 - Edd, Marie
Dream: A Strawberry Panic Tale by Count Morningstar reviews
Amane wakes up from a bad dream, and Hikari has a very interesting way of comforting her. Oneshot. Rated M for a very good reason.
Strawberry Panic! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,269 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/28/2012 - [Amane O., Hikari K.] - Complete
What Zuko Needed by Alabaster86 reviews
Zuko has kept Mai in the dark once more and she is less than pleased. Punishment is in order. Naturally, there is sex as well. Based loosely on 'The Promise' comic series.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,890 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/18/2012 - Zuko, Mai - Complete
Crashed by GeekInTehPink reviews
Double D faces the facts, and loses all control. What will Marie think? EddxMarie StarUchiha's one-shot contest
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,204 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/15/2012 - Edd, Marie - Complete
Along the Road and the Way Things Are by saiyuri-dahlia reviews
A slightly irregular morning in the life of an adult Ken and his thoughts and feelings on his life, his kids, and his perfect girl. Post-series oneshot. Kenyako.
Digimon - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,212 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 24 - Published: 1/11/2012 - [Ken I., Miyako I./Yolei] - Complete
Persuasion by TwilightPrincess89 reviews
Ami has some new things to discover about her body, can her girlfriend help her break the barrier she has placed on herself even if she is half a world away? Rated M! Contains Lesbian sexy goodness. read and review!
Sailor Moon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,371 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/4/2011 - Ami M./Amy/Sailor Mercury, Makoto K./Lita/Sailor Jupiter - Complete
Relaxing the Firelady by Alabaster86 reviews
Mai is tense and Zuko has the perfect remedy. Rated M for sexual content and language.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,507 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/29/2011 - Zuko, Mai - Complete
Tamaki's surprise 'gift' by Reia-Tsukimi reviews
Tamaki is fed up from the sexual frustration cause by the twins. And one day he 'happens to get a package at the host club' and the twins wanna know whats inside. WARNING MAJOR LEMON SEX HikaxTamaxKao
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,807 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/4/2011 - Tamaki S., Kaoru H. - Complete
Bubble Bathos by Darth Gojira reviews
Harry/Cho PWP as they reconcile in the Prefect's bath in book 5. No real plot, just smut. Please leave reviews, since I'm just a well-read virgin
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,551 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 6/3/2011 - Published: 10/24/2008 - [Cho C., Harry P.] - Complete
Gap Teeth and Blue Hair by Walrus Gumboot reviews
Double D is dating Marie Kanker. When did this happen? How long has it been going on? And most importantly; Why! Let's hope his friends can deal with it. Brand new chapter as of May/2011
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,703 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 5/10/2011 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Edd, Marie
Firefly High by Ultrawoman reviews
What happens if you turned the crew of the good ship Serenity into present-day High School kids? Here's a total AU that might answer that question... Wackiness ensues! Will include Rayne, MI, KS, ZW
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 24 - Words: 66,417 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 10/4/2010 - Published: 9/25/2009 - Complete
Bill Nye : Episodes not released to children by The Slinky Master reviews
What happened to those few episode that weren't open to children? Let's find out shall we.
Bill Nye The Science Guy! - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,562 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/8/2010 - Published: 12/11/2009
Sugar is for sissies by Plush Panda reviews
According to Thirteen, there are rules for eating strawberries. Pointless one-shot. Cameron/Thirteen.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,455 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/29/2010 - A. Cameron, Thirteen/R. Hadley - Complete
Filth by misssixty1 reviews
One-Shot. O-Ren/Sophie femslash. Don't like, don't read. O-Ren is frustrated. Sophie helps out. Rated M for sex. R&R please.
Kill Bill - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,850 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/10/2010 - Complete
Awkward by Fem-inja reviews
The boys of the Titans tower thought they had a pretty good grasp on the definition of awkward...." Raven/Starfire. Oneshot. Nothing explicit, just rated M to be safe.
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,030 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 18 - Published: 3/30/2010 - Starfire, Raven - Complete
Love and Hot Springs by Kalebgrimm reviews
After a trying day of meetings and dealings Fire Lord Zuko wants to relax and some one very special wants to help him do just that. Mai/Zuko. Read and Review. Now with 3x times the sexy fun. errors fixed Thanks for the R&R guys!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,397 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/30/2010 - Mai, Zuko - Complete
The First Time by Tache reviews
A lemon fan fic and Amane's and Hikari's first time in episode 25.
Strawberry Panic! - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,570 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/18/2010 - [Amane O., Hikari K.] - Complete
Diet Coke and Sex by Anonymousow reviews
Cameron and Thirteen go at it in a movie theatre. Short Fic. One-Shot. M for SMUT/SEX inspired a little by WrongObsession's smut fic hahaha.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 663 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/4/2010 - A. Cameron, Thirteen/R. Hadley - Complete
Psych Out by Samsal reviews
Shawn wants Gus' help in acting out a crime. Is it Gus' imagination or is Shawn trying to get more from him that just help to reenacting the crime. "What are you doing Shawn?" "What Gus, cant a guy kiss his best friend without it being weird?" Shounen-ai.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,245 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/4/2010 - Shawn S., Burton G./Gus - Complete
Tea Party by Belle A Lestrange reviews
Written for midnightsolitaire. A few days after the Etoile elections and Hikari and Amane invite Shizuma and Nagisa over for a late night tea party. But what happens after their guests leave? Rated M for a reason. Reviews are welcome!
Strawberry Panic! - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,580 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Amane O., Hikari K. - Complete
Christmas Eve Couple at Ichigo Sha by Tie Feiyan reviews
Amane and Hikari have been forced politely into accepting a prize from the Student council to spend a romantic night together. Will the new Etoile couple act upon their pent up feelings? Please R&R, first time with Yuri here . Normal disclamer.
Strawberry Panic! - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,701 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Amane O., Hikari K.
Truth or Dare by K-Jellybean reviews
The houses are meeting for a party, truth or dare ensues. Hermione never backs down from a dare. *FEMSLASH, MA FOR A REASON*
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,183 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Hermione G., Cho C. - Complete
Sexual Harassment by Lynnions reviews
His cobalt eyes locked with her amber ones, his full of confusion and fright, and hers filled with emotions the boy was too embarrassed to speak of... Edd/Marie!
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,615 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 8/27/2009 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Edd, Marie
Timmy Turner and Hootch by Technomaru reviews
One day Timmy Turner looks through "Da Rules" and realizes he can wish for the one thing that kids cannot drink that isn't covered by the rulebook... but just like what happens when you give a kid beer... STUFF WILL HAPPEN! Story contains moral in the end
Fairly OddParents - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,414 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/4/2009 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Timmy, Cosmo - Complete
Crimson Wine by TheAmazingCellist reviews
Wine causes dazedness. Or can lead to heated sex..... Sorry, I love to tease. enjoy, read and review please!
Strawberry Panic! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,258 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Shizuma H., Nagisa A. - Complete
Alive by sleepingdreams reviews
Thirteen needs to feel alive and Cameron is there to help.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 715 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Thirteen/R. Hadley, A. Cameron
In Shizuma's arms by Belle A Lestrange reviews
girlxgirl. It is just after the Etoile elections and tension breaks out between the newly reunited couple. Nagisa lashes out. Shizuma is in a mess. Rated M. SEQUEL "Nagisa's Sick week" will have more chapters than this one. Read Review!
Strawberry Panic! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,224 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 25 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Nagisa A., Shizuma H. - Complete
Little Bo Peep's mishap by EvilMentalHamster reviews
Little Bo Peep gets ready for the dance.
Toy Story - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 80 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Complete
The Other Lover by Roxius reviews
Amane and Nagisa come closer together through the rules of a challenge set by Shizuma, who only set it up so she could get her hands on Hikari all for herself. Amane X Nagisa, Shizuma X Hikari. YURI, LEMON, SHOUJO AI, LESBIAN SCHOOL GIRL. PLEASE R & R!
Strawberry Panic! - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,262 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/24/2009 - Published: 2/20/2009 - Amane O., Nagisa A. - Complete
Now and Forever by Elrukaness reviews
Rated M. Shizuma and Nagisa have some fun after a long week of school...:D ShizuNagi, Oneshot
Strawberry Panic! - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,151 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Complete
Her Shoes Went Gay for Gretchen by babydykecate reviews
30 Rock. Femslash. Liz/Gretchen. Liz wants to go gay for Gretchen, but she'll have to convince Gretchen it's not just because she's afraid to choke alone. Written for sinandmisery's Femslash Porn Battle on lj. Prompt "shoes".
30 Rock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,527 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/25/2008 - Gretchen T., Liz L. - Complete
13 gets Lucky by babydykecate reviews
13/Cameron. Femslash. Remy counts down the reasons 13 is a lucky number for her. For sinandmisery's femslash porn battle on lj. Prompt "countdown"
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,238 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/25/2008 - A. Cameron, Thirteen/R. Hadley - Complete
I'll Take Mine on A Keyser Soze Roll by Collegekid2006 reviews
When Shawn watches The Usual Suspects 59 times in a row, it has some interesting consequences for his case... Crackfic, kinda.
Psych - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,151 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Published: 1/13/2008 - Complete
after the date by munchmin reviews
things get hot after lisa and colins first datecolin from the simpsons movie i dont own the simpsons or have anything to do with them. takes place in the future
Simpsons - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,423 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Complete
The 24 Parody Project by Spencer44 reviews
This is another one of your average 24 parodies. This is a 'season' that takes place after season 6, starting with 7:00am and adding new chapters later on. There are spoilers.
24 - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 172,696 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/4/2007 - Published: 5/26/2007 - Complete
I said, Good Day by im2coolx3 reviews
Kelso finds a laser. Rated T for mild language. PLEASE R&R.
That '70s Show - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,032 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/19/2007 - Fez, Michael Kelso - Complete
The Moon by Totally Raven reviews
Oneshot, femmeslash. An awkward Hermione takes a bath with Cho Chang. Smut, sap.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,767 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 28 - Published: 8/18/2006 - Hermione G., Cho C. - Complete
American Sad by McGeesJabberwock reviews
What if American Dad wan't funny and lighthearted, but depressing and miserable?
American Dad - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,503 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/14/2006 - Complete
Caillou With hair? by Caillou-Hater reviews
A bald, little boy attempts to get some hair.
Book X-overs - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,804 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 16 - Published: 3/20/2003 - Complete
Bottled Emotions by keisan reviews
This is my first fanfic. It's my take on how Ken and MiyakoYolei got together1 of Takari, 99 Kenyako. I just uploaded chapter 5, the last chapter, in other words its finished. So read and review!
Digimon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,130 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/29/2002 - Published: 1/6/2002 - Ken I., Miyako I./Yolei - Complete
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MST3K: The Fanfiction Initiative reviews
Mike and the bots look through various bad fanfics and stories.
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,191 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/7/2015 - Published: 3/14/2013
Lost At Christmas reviews
A short story with Bart sitting at his window, alone in the dark. *I DO NOT OWN THE SIMPSONS!*
Simpsons - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 769 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/24/2012 - Bart S., Lisa S. - Complete
At The Bar
Peter and his friends talk about things at the Drunken Clam.
Family Guy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,641 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/14/2012 - Peter G., Joe S. - Complete
Bloodbath and Beyond reviews
Edd and Marie are on their way to his cottage for some alone time. But horror insues when a third person comes in to the picture. A short story. *I DO NOT OWN ED, EDD AND EDDY!*
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,471 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/16/2012 - Edd, Marie - Complete
The Spree reviews
What should have happened after the last moments of the show. *DO NOT TAKE THIS STORY SERIOUSLY!*
Full House - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 661 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/27/2012 - Danny T., Michelle T. - Complete
Just Breathe reviews
A neat, organized young man meets someone he didn't expect. *I DO NOT OWN ED EDD AND EDDY!*
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,121 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/26/2012 - Published: 9/24/2012 - Edd, Marie - Complete
The One With Horatio's Intervention reviews
The title states the obvious. This is a REALLY short one xXCeruliaXx. This is for you.
CSI: Miami - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 372 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/14/2012 - Horatio C. - Complete
24: The Parody reviews
There is a threat in the world...and it's up to Jack and his pals to stop it.
24 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 24 - Words: 157,754 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/30/2012 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Jack B., Chloe O. - Complete
Freaky Friday reviews
What happens when Bart and homer have had enough of each other? Find out!
Simpsons - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 17,364 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/14/2010 - Published: 9/8/2010 - Homer S., Bart S. - Complete
Bill Nye The Blooper Guy reviews
What you didn't see in the series
Bill Nye The Science Guy! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,405 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/16/2010 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Complete
The One Where Horatio's Glasses Get Stolen reviews
The title states the obvious.
CSI: Miami - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 426 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Published: 6/17/2010 - Horatio C. - Complete
The One Where Horatio Is A Teacher reviews
The title explains the obvious.
CSI: Miami - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 498 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/17/2010 - Horatio C. - Complete
The One With Horatio And A Bomb reviews
The title explains it all.
CSI: Miami - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 274 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Horatio C. - Complete
Mixed Magic reviews
How will Cho get back at Harry? With Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 770 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/5/2010 - Cho C., Hermione G. - Complete
Lunch Time reviews
Cuddy is having lunch alone at her house...then Cameron comes in.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 610 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/27/2010 - A. Cameron, L. Cuddy - Complete
The Other Strory reviews
A parody of Toy Story.
Toy Story - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 30 - Words: 25,186 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/27/2010 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Complete
Secret Window: The Short Version reviews
The movie in a funny and shorter way.
Secret Window - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 114 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Complete
Chocolate Syrup reviews
Cuddy wakes up in a bed. Her wrists tied. What happens?
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 862 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Published: 4/28/2010 - L. Cuddy, Thirteen/R. Hadley - Complete
The One With Horatio In A Mall reviews
The title explains it all.
CSI: Miami - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 555 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 3/13/2010 - Horatio C. - Complete
The One Where Horatio Is A Doctor reviews
The title states the obvious.
CSI: Miami - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 359 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 3/9/2010 - Horatio C. - Complete
The One Where Horatio Is In Therapy reviews
The title explains it all.
CSI: Miami - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 647 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Published: 3/6/2010 - Horatio C. - Complete
The One Where Horatio Abuses His Sunglasses reviews
The title states the obvious.
CSI: Miami - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 562 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Published: 3/5/2010 - Horatio C. - Complete
The One Where Horatio Loses His Glasses reviews
What happens when the inevitable happens.
CSI: Miami - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 239 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 3/5/2010 - Horatio C. - Complete
The One Where Horatio Can't Walk Away reviews
The title states the obvious.
CSI: Miami - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 549 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 3/4/2010 - Horatio C. - Complete
Alone with Amy reviews
Leela comes home from work... but so does Amy. It becomes heavy later
Futurama - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 884 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/21/2009 - Published: 8/26/2009 - T. Leela, Amy W. - Complete
The Best of O'Ferrell reviews
what is the best of this Fillmore character?
Fillmore - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/23/2009 - Complete
Then There Were Three reviews
There is a meeting that doesn't end well...
Weekenders - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 301 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/7/2009 - Complete
Fillmore: The Intervention: episode 3 reviews
what happens when you don't go to an intervention.
Fillmore - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,030 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/7/2009 - Complete
Gotta Catch 'Em All reviews
Fillmore and Ingrid look for a black kid.
Fillmore - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,587 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/3/2009 - Complete
Fillmore: Pilot reviews
His first case
Fillmore - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,853 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/3/2009 - Complete