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Joined 08-17-09, id: 2051974, Profile Updated: 05-23-14
Author has written 6 stories for Pokémon, Super Smash Brothers, and Metroid.


I'm here to write stories and chew bubblegum. And I'm all out of gum.

My stories

Poketroid: Stars a trainer named Tom Tasby and is narrated by his sarcastic Pokedex. Samus is also a protagonist. It's about 70% Pokemon and 30% Metroid, though hopefully there's enough in there for fans of both. Took me a flipping eternity to finish, but here it is. It's my first lengthy story ever, but I'm actually pretty fond of it, despite its faults. Will be re-edited at some point.

UPDATE (3/11/2014): Poketroid has been re-edited! It's mostly unchanged, but it's now 15,000 words shorter and error-free.

Hand: One day I wrote a creepypasta and had no idea what to do with it. So - why not? - I posted it here. It's not exactly what I expected my second story here to be like. But hey, if you're into this sort of thing, check it out.

Twitch Plays Pokemon Crystal: Something that I quickly put together due to my obsession with Twitch Plays Pokemon.

Sacrifice: A novelization (or something?) of Super Metroid. Explores Samus's thoughts, feelings, and motives. A bit experimental; for example, it won't have much dialogue. Ongoing.

The Adventures of Manny Tasby, Bounty Hunter Were you waiting for the big, epic follow-up to Poketroid that its ending hinted at? Too bad; here's a silly spin-off about Manny and Dexter and a bunch of weird crap that happens to them. A comedy. It may be dumb but it's some of my proudest work on this site. You do not need to read Poketroid to understand or enjoy this. Ongoing.

Twitch Plays Pokemon Platinum: Another short story based on TPP, this one longer and more personal than the Crystal one. It follows Napoleon after his first major defeat in the Distortion World.


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Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 36064 - Favs: 28,008 - Follows: 20,468 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Blue Sky by wafflestories reviews
Meteors, signals, apologies, and that tricky little thing called humanity- four years after the events of Portal II, Wheatley's been handed a second chance, but it's not going to be plain sailing…
Portal - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 169,766 - Reviews: 1271 - Favs: 3,567 - Follows: 1,200 - Updated: 4/1/2012 - Published: 10/3/2011 - Wheatley, Chell - Complete
The Unsinkable Dr B by Seldavia reviews
Self-aware Space Pirate Dr. B has found a position as a scientist with the Federation, and Samus brings new things for him to examine. But nothing stays simple for long when Samus is involved, and Dr. B already has his hands full understanding hominids.
Metroid - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 56,035 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 1/21/2012 - Published: 3/20/2010 - Complete
Pedestal by Digital Skitty reviews
For some people, training isn't easy. For some people, training is beyond easy. Unfortunately, for me, training is beyond hard. Double weaknesses, attacked by wild Pokemon, mistrust of trainers, and much more. I just CAN'T catch a break, can I?
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 160 - Words: 545,006 - Reviews: 4215 - Favs: 3,446 - Follows: 1,604 - Updated: 10/3/2011 - Published: 2/17/2009 - OC - Complete
Ghost in the Shell by Seldavia reviews
Oneshot. After being remade so many times, there is not much left of the former Pirate Captain, yet he still clings to what is left of his sentience.
Metroid - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 604 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Ridley - Complete
I, Pirate by Seldavia reviews
A solitary Space Pirate has an odd reaction to Phazon and starts to think for itself. The first story featuring Dr. B.
Metroid - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,571 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 3/6/2010 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Complete
No Antidote by FalconPain reviews
Bulbasaur and his trainer had an agreement: they would make it to the Pokémon League, or go down trying. So even when faced with utter tragedy, he decides that he and his trainer will live up to their promise. By any means necessary.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 69,839 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 969 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 1/19/2009 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Bulbasaur/Fushigidane - Complete
Atheists in foxholes by tikitikirevenge reviews
Oneshot. What kinds of stories do cornered soldiers tell?
Metroid - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,812 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/23/2008 - Complete
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Sacrifice reviews
As Samus fights her way through Zebes, she begins to think about what made her chose this lonely life – and why her brief encounter with an infant Metroid has brought out emotions she thought she had permanently suppressed. (A novelization of Super Metroid)
Metroid - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,008 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/7/2014 - Published: 3/31/2014
Twitch Plays Pokemon Platinum reviews
My name is Napoleon, and I used to hate Pokemon - until I got my own.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,875 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Published: 5/23/2014 - Complete
The Adventures of Manny Tasby, Bounty Hunter
A talking Machamp, with help from his robotic companion, hunts bounties across the galaxy. This isn't a crackfic, but it's not exactly normal, either.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,787 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/1/2014 - Published: 4/16/2014
Twitch Plays Pokemon Crystal reviews
No Gods, No Kings, Only 'Mon. My interpretation of the second generation of Twitch Plays Pokemon.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 861 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/13/2014 - Complete
Hand reviews
I bought a used copy of Super Smash Bros. online. Now I'm in a mental hospital. Here's what happened.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,965 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/3/2013 - Master Hand - Complete
Poketroid reviews
A Pokemon trainer's journey and a bounty hunter's mission become intertwined when the planet Pocket finds itself in danger. But the danger is much bigger - and stranger - than they anticipated. [Now re-edited!]
Crossover - Pokémon & Metroid - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 39 - Words: 245,091 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/20/2012 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Complete