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Author has written 4 stories for Teen Titans, and Thirteen Reasons Why.
Favorite site: fanfiction.net (this one deserves a duh!)
Favorite Song: Never Too Late and Walking On Air by Kerli and Tell me Lies from Cats Dont Dance
Favorite teen titan character: Raven
Favorite teen titan couple: Beast Boy and Raven
I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back.
The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.
The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."
Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''
The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''
Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.
The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.
Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.
"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."
I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her afterall, and not to worry.
But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."
His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''
My heart nearly stopped.
The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."
Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't
forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."
Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.
I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''
"OK," he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for
the doll and even some spare money.
The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"
Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that
mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me!''
"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''
"My mommy loves white roses."
A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.
I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.
Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.
The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy?
Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away.
I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.
She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.
I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister
is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.
Now you have 2 choices:
1) Repost this message.
2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart
This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.
My favorite Quote (one of my favorites)
Terra: My name is Terra. And I have done horrible things. I have sworn to serve a dark master. I have obeyed his every command and committed crimes in his name. I have betrayed and attacked everyone who used to be my friend. One by one, I have destroyed the Teen Titans, and with no one left to stop me, I have brought an entire city to its knees. My name is Terra... I have done horrible things... and I have absolutely no regrets.
I just joined a site that is trying to get the Teen Titans TV show back on air and such. If you are a true fan of Teen Titans then you'd join the link is below: (plus my username)
Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!
I smile because I have no idea what's going on!
I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends.
teachers are like slinkys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.
People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door.
One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.
Ever stop to think and forget to start again?
They say, "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people.
Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean that they're not out to get you.
It's all fun and games until the other person loses their sanity.
I'm not insane... i just do whatever the voices tell me to.
Life isn't passing me by; it's trying to run me over.
Don't hate yourself in the morning-sleep till noon.
I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun.
I'm not so good at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?
I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers.
You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.
I don't obsess! I think intensely.
Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them?
Apparently 1 in 5 people are Chinese; there are five people in my family so it must be one of them. it's ether my mom or dad, or my older brother Collin, or my younger brother Ho-chan-chu, but I think it's Colin.
"I don't think my parents liked me. They put a live teddy bear into my crib."
"At my lemonade stand I used to give away the first glass for free, and charge five dollars for the refill. It contained the antidote."
"Happiness is your dentist telling you “it won't hurt a bit,” and then he catches his hand in the drill."
"The good news is that you may have screwed up my past and created my present but you have no control over my future."
Let's play truth or dare! Or maybe just dare, because nobody seems to tell the truth anymore.
There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.
Basic Definitions of Science: If it's green or wiggles, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it doesn't work, it's physics.
Those who fail history class are doomed to repeat it.
You know it's going to be a bad day when you jump out of bed and miss the floor.
The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy.
Asking a writer what he thinks about criticism is like asking a lamppost what it thinks about dogs.
My friends are the type of people who would try to drown a fish, but I love them anyway.
If you have 5 fish and 3 of them drown, how many are left?
You're not yourself today. I noticed the improvement immediately.
A bookstore is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking.
Education is important; school however, is another matter.
Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them more
Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
Don't follow in my footsteps; I tend to walk into walls.
Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die.
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
There are three kinds of people in the world; ones that can count and ones that can't count.
I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive.
I'm not paranoid... WHICH ONE OF MY ENEMIES TOLD YOU THIS!
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried
Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.
Trying is the first step toward failure.
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.
Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there ... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its butt”?
Ooooo...a life. Where can I download one?
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill themselves, is it considered a hostage situation?
"The dinosaurs extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide."
"Doctors say I have multiple personality disorder. We disagree with that."
“I am sick of people having a near death experience and saying they saw the light. You know what the paramedics do when they first arrive? THEY SHINE A LIGHT IN YOUR EYE! That’s not GOD…it’s a MAGLIGHT!” ~Tony V.
Fake is the new trend. I guess everyone’s in style.
Yes I may be smiling, but I’m secretly laughing at your face.
I didn’t say that it was your fault…I said I was going to blame you.
I'm the person your mother warned you about.
If you have noticed this notice you will have noticed that this notice is not worth noticing.
I hear voices, and they don't like you.
Can't anybody who has a job go in the "employees only" doors at restaurants? Shouldn’t they be more specific and say "employees of this place only"?
Do not disturb I’m disturbed enough already
The human brain starts working the moment you are born and never stops until you stand up to speak in public.
Man invented language to satisfy his need to complain
Stupidity killed the cat. Curiousity was framed.
I'm the kind of person who laughs at a joke three times. Once when it's said, once when it's explained to me, once five minutes later when I finally get it.
When I was younger, I hated going to weddings cause all the grandmothers would say, "Your next!" That quickly ended when I started saying that to them at funerals.
Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change.
Lewis's Law of Travel:
If at first you don't succeed, redefine success.
Always remember that you are unique, just like everyone else.
Marriage is grand - and divorce is about 10 grand.
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.
Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.
What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.
Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.
Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from.
Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together.
There are three sides of an arguement -- your side, my side and the right side.
Whatever it is -- I didn't do it!
A hippie is someone who looks like Tarzan, walks like Jane and smells like Cheetah.
You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.
A sane mind is a boring one.
I admit I'm insane, but at least I'm at a normal level.
FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask her, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."
FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.
BEST FRIENDS: Keep on walking saying, "Walk much?"
FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.
BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.
FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.
BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"
FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.
BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.
FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.
BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run! Run!"
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.
FRIENDS: Would read ignore this.
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this stuff!
If you have ever read a 250 pg + book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile.
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If you are going into Danny Phantom withdrawl, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you completely hate Nick for ending production on Danny Phantom, copy and paste this into your profile.
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.
92 percent of American teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch/American Eagle told them it was uncool to breathe. If you are one of the 8 percent who would stand there and laugh, copy this into your profile.
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If you've ever felt like something was watching you and then turned around to find nothing, copy and paste this into your profile.
I hate pop-ups. If you hate all the ads popping up while you're trying to read some story, copy this into your profile.
65 percent of Teenagers spend more time watching TV rather then read,.If you are part of the 35 percent who read more that watch TV then cut and paste this to your Profile.
If you had ever gotten writer's block in a sudden and random moment, copy this to your profile.
If you have a little voice inside your head that talks to you constantly and won't shut up, copy and paste this into your profile.
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, deathxbyxdawnxgurl, weasleybabe24, ga nat nat, evil older sister, Frozenfan, EmeraldBear, Kyprioths Shadow,Goblin Jordy, BarrelsNo.1Fan , -yellowhearts-, DannyPhantomPhanatic, DannyTimmygirl327, Double I 4 My Guyz, RaVeN.RoTh16,BBxRaeandPercyxAnnabeth
If you think that Writer's Block blows (sucks), copy and paste this into your profile.
A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know ands wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
If you screamed "FINALLY! IT'S ABOUT TIME!" when the "special scene" in TT: T in T happened before Cyborg said it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think Robin looked TOTALLY hot in that outfit in TT: T in T, copy and paste this into your profile.
98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.
Copy this bunny into your profile to achieve Cartoon Network domination. If you hate Cartoon Network for the cancellation of the Teen Titans, THEN PLEASE COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy this onto your profile.
If you've ever tried to lick your elbow and knew that it was physically impossible, copy this to your profile.
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. if your weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile.
If you have pulled a door that says push and pushed a door that says pull copy and paste this to your profile.
If you have ever laughed evilly only because it was fun to do so, copy and paste this into your profile
Too many kids and teenagers have smoked or tried marijuana. If you haven't, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you wish it was summer vacation RIGHT NOW, copy and paste this into your profile.
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile
If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you're a Christian and you walk the path the Lord has laid out for you, copy and past this in your profile.
If you want to be a writer someday, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you want to see the world someday, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.
If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.
EMBRACE THE WEIRDNESS! If you embrace the weirdness, then copy and paste this on to your profile.
If you say 'yeah...' alot copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever choked on your own spit, copy this into your profile!
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this to your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy this to your profile.
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you said it, copy this to your profile.
If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile.
If you've ever tripped UP the stairs, add this to your profile.
If you shiver at the thought of cigarettes, cigars, alcohol, pot, drugs, or anything like that, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you hope to write a bestseller someday, copy this into your profile.
If you support finding a cure for breast cancer, copy this into your profile.
If you have EVER yelled at a TV after getting frustrated at someone who can't hear you, put this on your profile.
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Copy and paste this to your profile if your parents are not divorced.
If you are obsessed with Fanfiction, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you're against animal cruelty, copy and paste this to your profile.
98 percent of teenagers have sex, take drugs, and drink alcohol . . . if you like bagels, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you think sex should wait until AFTER marriage, copy and paste this into your profile.
Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27, 2006, because it was "too small" and "off its orbit" for some scientists' likings. If you think Pluto should still be a planet, copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!
If you have ever started humming a song that you have absolutely no idea what it is, put this in your profile
If you're one of those people who will nod and mumble 'yeahs' when someone is talking to you about something you have no clue about, copy and paste this into your profile.
Even when you can’t see him GOD is there! If you believe in GOD put this in your profile
If you have food, clothes, and a home, you're richer than 75 of the worldp;
If you have some money in the bank, you're among the top 8of the world's wealthy;
If you woke up healthy this morning, you're more blessed than the 1 million people who will not survive this week;
If you have experincedpeace and freedom, you're ahead of 500 million people in the world;
If you can read this, you're more blessed than over 2 billion people who cannot read at all!
If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven. Praise HIS name forever!
You know you live in 2009 when...
1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did...
A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.
As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.
The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?
Repost this if you truly believe in God.
PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what,
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework insted of doing it. Crazy is when you draw Edward's face and hot bod all over your Advanced Placement United States History notes when you should be concentrating on the APUSH final the next day. Crazy is when you yell at fictional book characters for doing stupid things (cough, cough Edward leaving in New Moon) or deciding that you'll give a friend all of the answers for the homework for the rest of your life if he'll find you and Edward. Crazy is when you decide to hunt down fictional book characters and kill them for hurting other fictional book characters (I'm talking about Damon, but Edward applies here, too.) Crazy is when your mother has to pry Twilight and or New Moon from your fingertips and you start to sob. Crazy is when you are planning your revenge on people like Victoria and cough Edward Cullen!cough. Crazy is when you just said something very serious then burst out laughing. Crazy is when you're so obsessed with Edward Cullen you buy a pet rock and name him Edward. Crazy is when you save up hundreds of dollars for college then blow it all at a candy store. Crazy is when you start laughing hysterically because of a sign on the computer that said DO NOT TURN OFF. Crazy is wen u brake ur leg wile getting a glass of water. Crazy is wen ur trying to capitalize the c in crazy for 10 minutes when u realize the caps lock is still on and your holding the shift botton. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something(s) crazy you've done to the list!if you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this onto your profile. I have fallen out of bed and missed the floor. Crazy is when you're walking by yourself, staring straight ahead and you run into a post. Crazy is when your walking home from school and all of a sudden you start an argument with sarcasm. Crazy is when you start yelling at the computer telling it to go faster.
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
7. My mother taught me IRONY.
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
19. My mother taught me ESP.
20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
25. And my favourite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
A world wide survey was conducted by the UN. The only question asked was:
“Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?”
The survey was a huge failure, In Africa they didn’t know what ‘food’ meant. In India they didn’t know what ‘honest’ meant, In Europe they didn’t know what ’shortage’ meant. In China they didn’t know what ‘opinion’ meant. In the Middle East they didn’t know what ’solution’ meant. In South America they didn’t know what ‘please’ meant, and in the USA they didn’t know what ‘the rest of the world’ meant.
Okay now im done! please enjoy and review my stories! Bye have a nice day/evening/morning/night/time of day
jk im not done yet!
I'm part of Furryfur's Anti-Flamer Army! Even though I don't know what to do...(Sweatdrop)
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fan fictions, copy this into your profile
If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!
My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend then copy this to your profile.
If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.
If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, copy this into your profile!
If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile.
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If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you love to laugh, copy and paste this into your profile.
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If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this into your profile
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If you think the school week is way too long and weekends are way too short, copy this onto your profile.
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If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
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93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're part of the 7 percent that would ask the person, "What was your first clue?" copy and paste this into your profile.
If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.
If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile. :D
If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.
If you have sudden mood changes out of nowhere copy and paste this into your profile.
If you absolutly LOVE Contestshipping, Pokeshipping, or Ikarishipping, copy and paste this to your profile. (TOTALLY!!)
If you obssess or even like Ikarishipping just a little, copy & paste this in your profile!
If you think that Pokemon is cool, copy this into your profile
If you know Seddie beats the flippin' socks off Creddie, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have OSD put this in your profile! (Obsessive Seddie Disorder!)
If you have tried several times to insert line breaks in your stories and they show up in Microsoft Word but then disappear when they are uploaded to Fanfiction and you feel stupid because NOBODY ELSE has a problem with it, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you have ever made up your own language just for fun, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think little siblings are annoying, copy this into your profile
If you think that it would be fun to be a cartoon, copy this message into your profile.
Help Pokemon rule the world! Copy this on your profile!
If you watched the Teen Titans marathon on CN on November 1, 2009 (all episodes at once!) copy this to your profile.
If you hate Terra, copy this to your profile.
If you think Robin and Star are as dense as Danny and Sam, copy this into your profile
If you wanna WHACK the Cartoon Network people for canceling Teen Titans, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE, GET A BAT AND FOLLOW ME!!
If you've ever wanted to go into the TV and make Beast Boy and Raven kiss (or any other couple you adore but are too dense) Copy and paste into your profile and replace it with your favorite dense couple.
If you've ever sung a song you hated so much, copy and paste this into your profile.
98 of the internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2 that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have your OWN Nevermore, and constantly visit it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are NOT creative but still get at least ONE review for all your stories(Not Flames!), copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever read a 250 pg + book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have been constantly putting up your hood, saying "Glorthog", playing video games constantly, telling corny jokes, yelling "BOOYAH!" in class, and using tons of hair gel and cheap hairspray after watching various episodes of Teen Titans, copy and paste this into your profile.
Ways to make sure you're insane
At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
Things to do on an Elevator
1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5) MEOW occasionally
6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly - - Gonna so it soon!
7) SAY - DING at each floor.
8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.
9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button
10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18) DROP a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.
21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.
22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.
15 Things to do in Walmart
1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look"
12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
15. Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go!"
IF YOU LOVE BBxRAE PASTE THIS ON YOUR PROFILE!!
IF YOU THINK IAMS ANIMAL FOOD PEOPLE ARE MURDERERS POST THIS TO YOUR PROFILE!!
IF YOU THINK CANDLES ARE CANDY POST THIS TO YOUR PROFILE!
IF YOU NOTICED THAT THIS NOTICE IS VERY NOTICABLE THEN YOU WILL NOTICE HOW MANY TIME THE WORD NOTICE WILL BE NOTICED IN THIS NOTICE THEN YOU WILL NOTICE MY NEXT NOTICE IS THAT I WANT OTHERS TO NOTICE THIS SO POST THIS NOTICE ON YOUR PROFILE!!
12. You’ll read his/her IM’s over and over again.
11. You’ll walk really slowly with her/him.
10. You’ll feel really shy when you’re with him/her…
9. When you’re with him/her, your heart will beat faster… and faster..
8. By listening to her/his voice, you’ll smile for no reason.
7. When you are looking at him/her, you can’t see anyone else in the
6. You’ll start listening to SLOW songs.
5. He/she becomes all you can think about…
4. You’ll get high, just by their smell……
3. You’ll realize you’re always smiling to yourself when your thinking
2. You’ll do anything for him/her…..
1. While reading this, you had one person on your mind……
if you know how to speak snake because you watched Harry Potter and the Chamber Of Secrets post this to your profile
If you like the saying: A shattered image and nothing more (By bbxraeandpercyxannabeth) copy and paste to your profile.
If your absolutely OBBSESSED WITH TEEN TITANS AND LOVE THEM TO DEATH COPY AND PASTE TO PROFILE
If you want to kill CN for canceling Teen Titans copy and past to your profile get some weapons and follow me!!
FRIENDS:never ask anything to eat or drink
BESTFRIENDS: Help themselves and is the reason you never have any food
FREINDS:Call your parents Mr. and Mrs., and grandma and grandpa
BESTFRIENDS: Call your parents MOM and DAD GRAMS AND GRANDPA
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail
BESTFRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying DAMN we screwed up
FRIENDS: Will pick out a cute chick-flick to watch with you on movie night
BESTFRIENDS: Will pick out "The Ring" for movie night then scare you and himself/herself in the process
FRIENDS: Never see you cry
BESTFRIENDS: Wont tell anyone else you cry... just laugh about it when your not down anymore
FRIENDS: Meet your boy/girl friend and say nice to meet you
BESTFRIENDS: Meet your boy/girl friend and scare the BLEEP out of him/her by threatening to break every bone in his/her body if he/she hurts you
FRIENDS: Will say you can do better
BESTFRIENDS: Will call him and say"you have seven days to live"
FRIENDS: Ask why you're crying
BESTFRIENDS: Already have a shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry
FRIENDS: Will help you move
BESTFRIENDS: Will help you move a dead body
FRIENDS: help you up when you fall
BESTFRIENDS: continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbass?"
FRIENDS: give you their umbrella in the rain
BESTFRIENDS: take yours and say, "RUN, -BEEP- RUN!"
FRIENDS: wipe your tears when you're rejected
BESTFRIENDS: goe up to him and say, "It's because your gay isn't it?"
FRIENDS: will bail you out of jail
BESTFRIENDS: would be in the room next to you saying, "THAT WAS AWESOME, LETS DO IT AGAIN!!"
FRIENDS: Ask you to write down your number
BESTFRIENDS: Have you on speed dial
FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff and give it back a few days later
BESTFRIENDS:Lose your stuff and tell you, "my bad .. here's a tissue"
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you
BESTFRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography about your life
FREINDS: Will leave you behind if that's what everyone else is doing
BESTFRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd's ass that left you
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door
BESTFRIENDS: Would walk right in and say,"IM HOME"
FRIENDS: Have to be told not to tell
BESTFRIENDS: Already know not to tell
FRIENDS: Are through high school /college (drinking buddies)
BESTFRIENDS: Are for life
FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away when they think youve had enough
BESTFRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say,"Girl, drink the rest of that you know we don't waste"
FRIENDS: Comfort you when you fight with your boyfriend
BEST FRIENDS: Go over to his house and kick his ass
FRIENDS: Bail you outta jail
BEST FRIENDS: Sit next to you singing the jail song
FRIENDS: Tell you to forget it when you say you want to vandalize a guy's house
BEST FRIENDS: Are the ones getting fined by the police with you
FRIENDS: Think you're insane for jumping off a roof onto a trampoline
BEST FRIENDS: Are jumping right after you
FRIENDS: Come over every couple of months for a sleepover
BEST FRIENDS: Are your weekend boarders
FRIENDS: Are offended when you make fun of them
BEST FRIENDS: Kick your ass and all's forgiven
FRIENDS: Are shy around your boyfriend
BEST FRIENDS: Will tease him till he blushes redder than a fire engine
FRIENDS: Don't see you if you're sick
BEST FRIENDS: Are asking why you're sitting in bed under a blanket with a thermometer, book, and your phone
FRIENDS: Dare you to scream into the street
BEST FRIENDS: Dare you to go streaking
FREINDS: Will ignore this
BEST FRIENDS:Will repost this crap.
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7 (Actually I absolutely despise homework, I think it's gay and retarded)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I'm a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian.
~STOP STEREOTYPES! IF YOU HATE STEREOTPYES AND WANT THEM TO STOP, COPY THIS LIST INTO YOUR PROFILE AND ITALICIZE & BOLD THE ONES YOU ARE~
It is what it is
I'm a dork, Your a dork, Lets take over the world.
Good friends don't let you do bad things...Alone.
But this is the sad part we weren't even together and he still broke my HEART
Sisters have so much blackmail power!
I'm kinda afraid of being happy.
Maybe life just isn't for everyone
Best Friends because parents couldn't handle us as sisters
I used to have a handle in life but it broke
Please Save me
Best Friends Crazy times Sisters at
Be optimistic : all the people you hate are going to die eventually
Drink Coffee: Do stupid things faster
OOps did my sarcasm hurt your feelings? Get over it.
What hurts the most is wanting to cry and feeling weak when the tears start to fall
Anime cause everyone has cool hair
He was hit by a dodge Which i found funny and ironic
SMILE: Its easier than trying to explain to people why your sad
pain doesn't hurt... when it's all you've ever felt
The only person I truly cared for left me with a broken heart
Dear heart, I met a boy today. Prepare to shatter.
Life is music Play it louder
Tha worst thing about being lied to is knowing you weren't worth the truth
I still love you even after you hurt me
things to do at walmart: Hide behind teddy bears and when kids come by make evil laughing noises
I have a song for every situation
Don't touch my Dr.Pepper you fool or I'll go ninja on you!
Stop pretending like you understand
i hurt myself so you can't
Things to do Today:
1. Get Up
3. Go back to bed
And shes the kind of girl constantly making mistakes and having them shoved in her face
Don't you know you destroyed me?
If you were on Fanfiction on Christmas Eve and Christmas of 2009 post this to your profile!
Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?
Girl: Do you like me?
Girl: Do you want me?
Girl: Would you cry if I left?
Girl: Would you live for me?
Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Girl: Choose--me or your life
Boy: My life
The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...
The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.
Copy and poste if u like
A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed in here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"When I was born I was black,"
"When I grew up I was black,"
"When I'm sick I'm black,"
"When I go in the sun I'm black,"
"When I'm cold, I'm black,"
"When I die, I'll be black,"
"But you sir..."
"When you're born, you're pink,"
"When you grow up, you're white,"
"When you're sick, you're green,"
"When you go in the sun, you turn red,"
"When you're cold you turn blue,"
"And when you die, you turn purple."
"And yet you have the nerve to call me colored."
The black man then sat down and the white man walked away...
Copy this onto your site & help stop racism!
If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:
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uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal
pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a
rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't
mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the
olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer
be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl
mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed
ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling
was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!
If you could read that put it in your profile!
If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away then remembered, copy this into your profile.
If you think girls should rule the world and that it would be a better place copy this onto your profile
You say Human.
I say Vampire.
You say Zac Efron.
I say Edward Cullen.
You Say Paris Hilton.
I say Bella Swan.
You say pop
I say blood .
You say vampires are scary.
I say vampires are awesome.
Put this on your profile if u love Twilight!
I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Maximum Ride, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone:Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, twilite addict, The Lonely Teenager, AliceDaSpaz, Skittle.Rocker, Fangalicious, Bellafan123, Vampire-cutie18,Maru-chan 101, White Rose Of Oddity, Naruhinagirl94, xXkickass-kunoichiXx, Tsunei-chan-The-Mizu-Kunoichi, Still Dazzled, BBxRaeandPercyxAnnabeth
Girl: Slow down!
Guy: No this is fun!
Girl: No it's not! Please, it's way to scary!
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: I love you. Now slow down.
Guy: Now give me a big hug.
She gave him a big hug.
Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself? It's bothering me.
In the newspaper, the next day, a motorcyle crashed into a building because of break failure.
Two people were on it and only one survived.
The truth was, that half way down the road the guy realised his breaks were out and he didn't want the girl to know.
Instead, he had her hug him and tell him she loved him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so she would live even if it meant he would die.
If you would do the same for the person you love, copy and paste this into your profile.
Copy this into your profile if you love Teen Titans!
If you are obsessed with BBxRae couple copy this into your profile.
If you have/had a crush on any Teen Titan people, copy and paste this in your profile! (Who could not love Beast Boy?!)
This is an awesome poem by xXNevermoreAgainXx called Life. It is about Raven.
When life gave me lemons, I made lemonade
When life gave me heat, I'd wait in the shade.
When life gave me joy, I'd laugh and I'd cheer
When life gave me pain, I'd shed a few tears.
When life gave me darkness, I'd search for the light
When life gave me hope, for it I would fight.
When life gave me anguish, I'd cry my eyes dry
When life gave me questions, I'd merly ask why.
When life gave me loss, for the lost one I'd long
When life gave me hints, I'd know what was wrong.
When life gave me happyness, I'd chuckle and smile
When life gave me wait, I'd stay for awhile.
When life gave me anger, I'd glare and I'd scorn
When life gave me hatred, my inner demon was born.
And when life let me know it was with you I belonged,
Then when life gave me betrayal, my heart broke into two
And when life broke my heart, then one to mend it was you.
When life brought me down, you always rose me above,
I am the purple people eater!!
I am the quiet girl
who sits in her corner
as unemotional as i seem
maybe one day you can find
as I was
maybe you can help her
guide her through her
nightmare of her life
as for me
I find its time
for me to go
my favorite thing to say: No shit sherlock
'he told me to go to Hell" I told him "I'll meet you there asswhole"