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Author has written 4 stories for X-Men: The Movie, and Twilight.

-My WORKS IN PROGRESS (WIP) stories - These are currently in no updating schedule whatsoever and until I make one will remain to be updated variably (new chapters will be posted for each story in no order):

  1. Where the Secrets Lay
  2. The Sarcastic Tales of Isabella Swan

When any story in the list above is COMPLETED it will/possibly be replaced with a new WIP.

- "THE SARCASTIC TALES OF ISABELLA SWAN" IS CURRENTLY GETTING TUNED UP AND UNDERGOING A SMALL SURGICAL MAKE-OVER (REVISION 1.0). In my spare time I have been editing this baby and adding a couple details to further enrich the plot. Most of the revision deals with poorly edited work, but I'm also focusing on adding depth onto certain key scenes or editing characters that weren't fully developed to my liking. I highly advise those that would like to go back and read the revisions, to check this page in order to stay up-to-date with future edited chapters. Or if you haven't done so, add this story to STORY ALERT. Again, that's if you're interested in reading revised chapters. Hopefully, REVISION 1.0 will end sometime between three-five months.


FIC UPDATES:

The Sarcastic Tales of Isabella Swan (Revision 1.0) - Revised Chapters 1,2,3 and 4 are up as of 06/15/14. Revised Chapter 5 (06/17/14). Revised Chapter 6 (07/07/14). Chapter 18.


11/25/13 XxJasper'sAngelxX will be adopting ToV so hurry over to her profile and add her to your alerts!

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Please, Save Me by Winterblume reviews
AU Tomione. No time travel no time turners. - 'Are you not scared of him? Tom Riddle has got a rather peculiar reputation. But I'm sure it's all stupid talk. He's Head Boy after all.' - 'What kind of a reputation' - 'Er… he's… well, he seems kinda dark.'
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 37 - Words: 276,192 - Reviews: 2814 - Favs: 1,441 - Follows: 1,830 - Updated: 8/4 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr.
Uncharming & The Prince by Veritable Old Lady Crow reviews
Tara Knowles was the only girl that never fell for his charms. And Jackson Teller was the only boy she ever loved, no matter how hard she fought the truth. And she fought like Hell...They both did. [An (AU) story of the High School Years of our SOA favorites.]
Sons of Anarchy - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 89 - Words: 606,896 - Reviews: 1673 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 312 - Updated: 7/27 - Published: 7/26/2014 - Jax, Opie, Tara, OC
Eyes like a Hawk by melness0128 reviews
Dean and Paige at a hotel bar after a show. Written for a prompt asking for Dean/Paige
Wrestling - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,030 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/19 - Dean Ambrose, Paige - Complete
Come In From the Rain by QueenAmbrose reviews
They say we're all connected. That statement couldn't be any truer for these 7 people. AU. Features the Bella Twins, The Shield, Randy Orton, Kaitlyn, CM Punk and others.
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,083 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 5/10 - Published: 7/4/2014 - [Nikki Bella, Dean Ambrose] Randy Orton, Brie Bella
The Devil You Know by Unseelie Sidhe reviews
They say the devil you know is better than the one you don't...but knowing a Devil just means there is that much more temptation
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 27 - Words: 201,973 - Reviews: 3528 - Favs: 1,689 - Follows: 2,119 - Updated: 12/10/2014 - Published: 7/6/2011 - Paul, Bella
Traumatic Amnesia by turningthepaige reviews
Nicole and John experience a car crash, resulting to head trauma. She wakes up in a Nevada hospital, unaware of her surroundings, and forgotten everything. When her boyfriend's name, John Cena, is mentioned - she has no idea who that is. She's faced with a problem - Seth Rollins tries to make her remember the love she had for him, whilst her love for John was fading. NETH BELLINS.
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,833 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/6/2014 - Published: 11/22/2014 - John Cena, Nikki Bella, Tyler Black/Seth Rollins, Dean Ambrose
Dipping into the Dark Side by lezonne reviews
Mature. After living in Australia for 2 years, Hermione returns home to a different life. Unsatisfied with the calm, settled lives her friends lead she happens across an elite Pureblood-Slytherin club, one she is eagerly invited into. But she never knew the affects her appearance would have on Draco Malfoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,014 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 291 - Updated: 11/3/2014 - Published: 12/28/2013 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] Theodore N. - Complete
Shouldn't by ddpjclaf reviews
I shouldn't have looked at him. I shouldn't have kissed him. And I definitely shouldn't have done what I did with him afterward. Not with a friend, especially a friend who was my best friend's ex. AU/AH OOC Non-canon coupling. Mature.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 118,672 - Reviews: 556 - Favs: 409 - Follows: 605 - Updated: 10/30/2014 - Published: 9/17/2013 - Jasper, Bella
Lines by darkalleyambrose reviews
Depending on who you ask, you're either a sinner or a saint. NETH BELLINS.
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,206 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/26/2014 - Published: 10/15/2014 - Nikki Bella, Tyler Black/Seth Rollins - Complete
get along with the voices inside of my head by darkangelpeyton1 reviews
Nikki Bella loved her sister and would never do anything to betray her, but it's hard to stay focused on that thought when the Authority's new golden boy is trying to mess with your head.
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,513 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 17 - Published: 9/23/2014 - [Nikki Bella, Tyler Black/Seth Rollins] John Cena, Brie Bella - Complete
Breath of Life by Reign77 reviews
Bella Swan is angry; with life, with her parents, with the world in general. Leaving Phoenix to spend some time with her father, she just wants closure so she can move on with her life. But she didn't count on finding a supernatural world. Will it make a difference? A B/P non-imprint story. Rated MA for sex, language, and adult content. Over 18 only! OOC Bella. Give it a shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 135,881 - Reviews: 402 - Favs: 496 - Follows: 734 - Updated: 9/12/2014 - Published: 9/3/2012 - [Bella, Paul] Charlie S., Quil Sr.
i promise i won't forget who you used to be by clarembees reviews
he's the architect of one of the most successful factions in recent wwe history, he just never imagined rebuilding her memory from scratch [established seth/paige]
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,980 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/6/2014 - Published: 5/26/2014 - Tyler Black/Seth Rollins, Dean Ambrose, Roman Reigns, Paige
Bruised by claireyboop reviews
Saraya and Phil have been close since they first met, they're one in the same. Friends say they may as well date, and they laugh it off every time. But, maybe they're not wrong? When events unfold, can two friends stay close, through everything?
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,225 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/2/2013 - Published: 10/20/2013 - CM Punk, Paige
One Last Time by xHalesMariex reviews
Things are about to get personal for CM Punk when someone digs deep into his private life. One things for sure; things will never be the same again. Full summery inside. [Lita/Punk]
Wrestling - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,429 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/16/2013 - Lita, CM Punk
Last Night by bel21 reviews
Waking up half naked and with a hangover the size of Texas was not how Kaitlyn planned on celebrating the aftermath of SummerSlam. With some help from her friends and some strange clues, she sets out to find the man that presumably shared a bed with her last night.
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,852 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/13/2013 - Kaitlyn, CM Punk, AJ Lee, Tyler Black/Seth Rollins - Complete
Joining the Fight by ItsMeLizz reviews
After two years of fighting to be the face of the Divas Division in NXT, Paige gets a chance to be on the RAW. What she didn't know was she had to join the most hated group in the WWE. After forcing herself to forget the past she had with a certain member of the Hounds of Justice, she has to fight to maintain a hold on her priorities. All info inside.
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,541 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 8/30/2013 - Published: 7/1/2013 - Dean Ambrose, Paige, Roman Reigns, Kaitlyn
Secrets and Ties by Simaril reviews
A soul needs more than just physical and emotional comfort. When you've waited centuries for your mate, how much longer are you willing to wait until she realizes it? What lengths are you willing to go to be with her...forever? AU OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 82,351 - Reviews: 1219 - Favs: 742 - Follows: 776 - Updated: 8/28/2013 - Published: 12/16/2011 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Somewhere I Belong by TwilightMommyof4girls reviews
A match made in heaven, or maybe hell, pushed to it's limits. Is love enough to survive the small town of Forks, Wa.? Short chapters - updating bi-weekly. I don't own the characters.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 47 - Words: 75,226 - Reviews: 1023 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 367 - Updated: 1/14/2013 - Published: 9/19/2012 - Bella, Emmett
Closer by SilentStar-009 reviews
Ino knew the day she met Sakura her life would change, she just didn't know how. Its where it all started...the day she decided to make her bloom was the day her future became entangled with his...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 45 - Words: 277,487 - Reviews: 496 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 9/1/2012 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Ino Y., Sasuke U. - Complete
Molasses by jaspersonlyone770 reviews
"If you really want to know, I'll show you." He cupped my face gently in his rough hands, "But watch closely, because I don't repeat myself." Then his lips were on mine. AH, JXB HAITUS
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 96,059 - Reviews: 408 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 289 - Updated: 7/2/2012 - Published: 2/8/2012 - Bella, Jasper
A Forest Fire by Bedelia reviews
Shock cascades through her body, sparked by his smile. His resemblance to the boy who left her in the forest so many years ago is remarkable, but there is one key difference. He is human. AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 29 - Words: 104,771 - Reviews: 2292 - Favs: 1,217 - Follows: 752 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 12/11/2011 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Lass of Aughrim by Roza Zammie Goode reviews
On a stormy night in London, Draco is visited by someone he'd never thought he'd see again, and is told something that will change his life forever. Dramione pairing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,720 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/26/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
To Be Brave by RZZMG reviews
In order to save a captured Hermione Granger from fellow Death Eaters Blaise Zabini & Theodore Nott, and to turn his life around, Draco Malfoy has to dig deep & find his courage. 2012 HP PrisonerFest entry. Romance-Drama-Hot Shag! COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,692 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 54 - Published: 3/11/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
I See You by Emma Ro reviews
Bella is famous. Jasper is not. Can it work between them? All-Human. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,310 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/7/2012 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Paint Your Words by katrinka612 reviews
A child's love is pure and strong, simple lines and brilliant colors. How will that bond fare in the bold strokes and mixed hues of adulthood?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,031 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/16/2012 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
67 by HopelessRomantic79 reviews
Emmett likes to treat a car like he treats a woman... with a loving hand. But what if his wife Bella misses his loving hand? AU, AH, lots of fun! O/S.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,334 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 44 - Published: 2/16/2012 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
The Wrong Victim by IzPerplexing reviews
Sometimes, you just don't know who you're messing with. Collab entry with Delandora for the "Afraid of the Dark" contest. Dark themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,738 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/2/2012 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
Key To My Heart by IzPerplexing reviews
Jasper tries to make Bella's birthday extra special by giving into her ultimate fantasy, but it might not be so easy to do... for either of them. AU/AH D/s
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,415 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/2/2012 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
Geek Magnet by jaspersonlyone770 reviews
"Thanks." I mouthed at him. He smirked in response and something danced in my belly, "No big." My body heat had reduced to sub-nuclear levels. Okay, so there was one thing I knew about him. I owed him one, big fat favor. AH, JXB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 52,081 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 11/26/2011 - Published: 11/2/2011 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
In the Stacks by wonderwoundedhearers reviews
Won Naughty Girls Pick in JNG's "Cullen Boys Contest." Bella enlists the help of Angela to take on a handsy 'ghost' in the stacks of Forks Public Library. Lem/Lang. O/s. Alternate reveal of the Forks vamps.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,370 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 426 - Follows: 143 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
All You Have To Do Is Ask by abbymickey24 reviews
Bella though no one could compare to her boyfriend until she met his best friend, Jasper. After giving into what she wants Jasper says things that confuse her. Should she feel guilty or is it as Jasper says and nothing is as it seems.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,103 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 6/10/2011 - Published: 6/5/2011 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
I Want You by bemylullaby reviews
Jasper Whitlock's band is moving quickly to the top, his biggest fan Bella will give him something to remember her by. Sometimes it's not just about the music. Entry for the "For The Love of Jasper" contest. A collab w/Nostalgicmiss. AH OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,453 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 20 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Get Me to You by Chicklette reviews
Winner of Winter 2010 Indie! Pet names and Pop Tarts. Sunday mornings with Etta and Ella. Cibola. Candymouth. You finally realize the truth. What if it's too late? M for drinking, drug use, sex and effing language. ExBxJxAxEm/POV, AH, OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 36,522 - Reviews: 939 - Favs: 1,379 - Follows: 298 - Updated: 8/19/2009 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
First Love Lost by Oracle Vas reviews
An unfortunate truth is that the things we want most can come at the wrong time. If we're lucky, we find them again a second time. If not, we live with the past and hope for a brighter future. My name is Bella, and my first love was Jasper Whitlock.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 106,618 - Reviews: 1763 - Favs: 1,827 - Follows: 532 - Updated: 5/12/2009 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
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The Sarcastic Tales of Isabella Swan reviews
I have been desperately longing for him to finally ask me out. You would think the whole 'Oh-let's-have-sex-while-being-at-band-camp' thing would give him the hint that I was into him. No dice. I swear, how blind can Jasper Whitlock be? Rev. 1.0 underway, see profile for details.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 59,559 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 6/15/2014 - Published: 12/19/2011 - Bella, Jasper
Where the Secrets Lay reviews
Some secrets should just be left...secretive. Rogue knew this, but she couldn't help telling him he was the father just to break that "I don't care" attitude. And it worked. It worked so well.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,349 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 8/10/2013 - Published: 10/23/2011 - Rogue, Pyro
I Need You Hopeless reviews
"The man slowly walks towards me, and what I thought were gold eyes now flash a deadly crimson. The beautiful smile from before is long gone, a malicious smirk curling on his lips." JxB pairing.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,807 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 3/13/2012 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Band Camp Outtake reviews
This is the JPOV Band Camp outtake for The Sarcastic Tales of Isabella Swan. Can stand alone without reading TSToIS. Rated M for some compromising situations and profanity. One-shot!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,504 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/3/2012 - Bella, Jasper - Complete