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Joined 08-17-09, id: 2052351, Profile Updated: 04-26-13
Author has written 49 stories for Harry Potter, Wizards of Waverly Place, Life With Derek, Sonny with a Chance, Camp Rock, Glee, Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, Victorious, Star Trek: 2009, Supernatural, and Merlin.

I have a tumblr if anyone's interested. It's URL is shapemeanew.tumblr.com.

I write in second person, because I like it the best.

Reviews seriously help me to write better, so I honestly enjoy receiving them.

If you're going to favorite, please review. It drives me insane when people favorite but don't leave a comment.

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I'm addicted to pretty much everything on television. Well, all the good things on television. At the moment, White Collar, Supernatural, Community, Game of Thrones and Sherlock are my favorites. There's so many others though.

Joel McHale is too amazing for words.

Ian Somerhalder, Darren Criss, Alison Brie, Paul Wesley, and Dianna Agron are so many kinds of delicious I don't think I can count them all.

I'm hooked on movies and season DVDs and books and clothes, they have taken over my room and I can no longer walk in straight paths to get anywhere that I need to. Music is spectacular, I have over 8000 songs in my iTunes and more random CDs.

I'm just getting back into writing, so excuse me if things are slightly rusty. Hopefully my writing is still as good as it used to be, but college kind of killed my writing spirit.

Want to PM me? Feel free. I'll respond. Don't care what you say, as long as it isn't rude.

Much love, my dears.

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Lessons reviews
Because Merlin is probably the only servant who ever learned lessons from knights, kings, and queens. In Arthur's POV. Second person. Oneshot. Slight Arthur/Gwen but no other romance.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,378 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/26/2013 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Mixed Up Pieces reviews
But the thing is, it's been twenty years since Fred died and people are still mixing the two of you up as if it were only yesterday. George-centric. Spoilers for the entire series. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,550 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/19/2012 - George W. - Complete
Fear and Love reviews
I'm not trying to convince you to not get married, Rachel, or to break up with Finn. I'm just trying to make you think. Rachel POV. Finchel. Evanberry friendship, because they have so many things in common. Oneshot.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,627 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/14/2012 - Rachel B. - Complete
Shelter reviews
Because you're Rachel Berry, and even though you forgot for a while, you're going to remember how to be yourself again. Rachel POV. Mentioned Finchel and potential Evanberry. Raine friendship.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,939 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/18/2012 - Published: 11/2/2011 - Rachel B. - Complete
A Transition reviews
You don't know when, but somewhere along the line human became synonymous with flawed. Castiel POV. Castiel/Dean. Slight AU. Oneshot. Disclaimed.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,027 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Published: 10/9/2011 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Fearless reviews
Because there's one other person in your perfect world, and he's blonde with a smile like the sun, not brunette with a crooked half-smile. / Set early Season 2. Mentions of :Finchel: and :Evanberry: Oneshot. Rachel-centric. For Tarafina.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,647 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/6/2011 - Rachel B., Sam E. - Complete
The Beginning reviews
They've all done this dance before. Past lives. Character death. Various pairings. Slash. Thanks to beyond-the-twilight for convincing me to publish this at all. T for violence.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,593 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/13/2011 - Published: 5/31/2011
Rolling in the Deep reviews
"You know, they aren't ever really going to be over each other, right?" Sam/Rachel friendship/relationship and Puckelberry, Pezberry friendship as well. Finn/Quinn. Used to be a oneshot. T for language.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,526 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 5/24/2011 - Published: 2/9/2011 - Rachel B., Sam E. - Complete
Sunrise reviews
Everyone is always at their loneliest at two in the morning. Kurt. Blaine. Slash. Oneshot, post Born This Way. ::Klaine::
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,066 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/2/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
A Little Bit reviews
It's a pretty frightening thing, thinking that there's something wrong with you. That you're wired wrong. It's a little bit terrible. Santana-centric. Mentions of Brittana. Femslash. Oneshot.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,611 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/13/2011 - Santana L., Brittany P. - Complete
Here With You reviews
"It means we don't fit, Finn! It means that you never stopped loving Quinn and you screwed Santana. It means that you forgot my birthday yesterday but four boys I didn't date for months remembered it!" EvanBerry/Puckleberry/Kurtchel/Raine friendships.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,893 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 29 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Rachel B. - Complete
A Moment reviews
Puck. Rachel. Sometimes things have to end before they can really begin. Twoshot, with a happy ending. Strong T for language and sexy times.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,627 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/23/2011 - Published: 3/22/2011 - Puck, Rachel B. - Complete
What Losing Feels Like reviews
And it takes her a while to realize that this curious hollowness in her chest, when she breathes, is what losing might feel like. She's always been so used to winning. Quinn-centric. Oneshot. Mentions of :Finchel: ::Puckleberry:: :::EvanBerry:::
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,607 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/14/2011 - Quinn F., Rachel B. - Complete
Colored by Romance reviews
There seemed to him to be something tragic in a friendship so colored by romance. Oneshot. Mike POV. ::Implied EvanBerry::
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,937 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/13/2011 - Sam E., Rachel B. - Complete
Beautiful reviews
It's amazing, the difference being called beautiful can make in your life. Rachel-centric, Rachel/Kurt and Rachel/Blaine friendship. Oneshot.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,987 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/11/2011 - Rachel B. - Complete
Promises reviews
But you're still going to offer your help to anyone who needs it, the same way you did for Quinn when she was pregnant. Because your favorite thing about yourself is that you aren't like them. Oneshot. Pezberry friendship.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,657 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/8/2011 - Santana L., Rachel B. - Complete
Terribly Lovely reviews
An exploration of what someone's dreams can lead to. Justin's POV. Jalex. Oneshot. Disclaimed. T for safety.
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,459 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/5/2011 - Alex R., Justin R. - Complete
Feathers, Angels, and Fate reviews
Because Max Russo, while not like his siblings, is still special in his own way. Max's POV. Crossover with Supernatural, probably don't need the show to read this though. Slash and mentions of Jalex. T for safety. Oneshot, maybe a twoshot. For WyldCard4.
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,041 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/13/2010 - Max R.
Five Types of Fire reviews
Because the thing about Alex Russo is that she's kind of like a fire, impossible to control and your likely to get burned of you stand too closely. Max, Harper, Dean, Mason and Justin. Some Jalex because I can't help myself and it's T for safety. Oneshot.
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,056 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/7/2010 - Alex R. - Complete
Names Hold Meaning reviews
Because names do matter, they matter a lot actually, and Kirk, Uhura, Sulu, and McCoy know why. Slight McCoy/Kirk and Spock/Uhura, but pairings aren't the focus. Oneshot.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,087 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/28/2010 - J. Kirk - Complete
Not Yours to Fight For reviews
You're a werewolf, possessive and overly emotional and Alex Russo is yours. Jalex from Mason's POV. Don't read if you don't like. T for safety, oneshot.
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,283 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/15/2010 - Alex R., Mason - Complete
A Drawing and A Risk reviews
Alex's POV. Oneshot. T for safety. Jalex, with Harper and Max thrown in there too. Alex's in college and Harper challenges her to find the perfect man.
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,352 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/27/2010 - Alex R., Justin R. - Complete
Eighteen reviews
T for safety. Max is turning eighteen. Everyone knows what that means. There's Jalex and it's a oneshot. Oh, and I used to be julibethlovr, just by the way. Don't know if that'll matter. It isn't all that cheery of a story, kind of bittersweet actually.
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,166 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/11/2010 - Alex R., Justin R. - Complete
If We Didn't Live In Reality reviews
How things could be, and how things really are. Oneshot. Jalex, sort of, from Justin's POV. Reviews make me smile.
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,157 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/22/2010 - Alex R., Justin R. - Complete
Impossible to Define reviews
Beck Oliver likes to relate people to songs. BeckJade and BeckTori, Beck's POV. Oneshot. Dislaimed. Review.
Victorious - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,824 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Beck O. - Complete
Breathing Through The End of The World reviews
Jalex, as always. I don't own, as always. From Alex's POV. JustinandAlex-centric. T for language and safety. Please review.
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,719 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/10/2010 - Alex R., Justin R. - Complete
Bliss, LLLov, and Pointless Denial reviews
Dasey, from Derek's POV. Kind of, totally, completely, shameless fluff. Please review. I do not own Life With Derek. Oneshot. Rated T for safety.
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,241 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/31/2010 - Casey M., Derek V. - Complete
Teenage Dream reviews
Dasey, Derek/Casey, whatever. Oneshot and kind of a songfic. Reviews are joy. Disclaimed.
Life With Derek - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,383 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/28/2010 - Casey M., Derek V. - Complete
Hatred, Control, and True Love reviews
Alex, Justin, and Max ficlets. Oneshot. Strong T for language and a little bit of suggestiveness. Jalex. Don't like? Don't read. I don't own.
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,256 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Alex R., Justin R. - Complete
Shhh, Don't Tell reviews
Implied Jalex. Alex, Justin, Max and Harper POVs sort of . If you read, review, because it's a new style and I want to know what people think about it. I disclaim WOWP. Thanksss for reading. T for safety.
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,968 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/15/2010 - Alex R., Justin R.
Unheard Screams reviews
Buffy, season six. Angel characters included. Oneshot, disclaimed, please review. Not really any pairings, but probably Buffy/Angel with references to Buffy/Spike. Not all that nice to the Scoobies. T for safety.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,136 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Buffy S. - Complete
A Development reviews
Fist multi-chapter fic! There will be Justin and Alex and Teresa and Max and Jerry and maybe even an OC POV, it will be switching. There will be Jalex later on. It is a work in progress, so updates may be kind of sporadic. Disclaimed. Enjoy! Review!
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,507 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/31/2010 - Published: 5/19/2010 - Alex R., Justin R.
Sacrifice reviews
There's Alex and Max and Justin and Jalex and some Jerry, which I've never done before. Disclaimed. Pleaseeeee review! Thanks! Oneshot!
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,781 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/17/2010 - Justin R., Max R. - Complete
Five Things reviews
Jalex from Justin's POV. Please Review! For WyldCard4, even though I couldn't use her six words, I improvised. Hope you like it! I disclaim.
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,966 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/15/2010 - Alex R., Justin R. - Complete
Acceptances and Understandings reviews
Oneshot. There's Jalex and Justin and Alex and Dean and Harper and Max and Juliet and Stevie. Please read and review! Disclaimed.
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,922 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/13/2010 - Alex R., Justin R. - Complete
Golden reviews
Kind of Finn/Quinn, nothing really blatant though, just kind of about their relationship in general, not necessarily romantic. Oneshot. My first Glee fanfic! Pleaseeee Review! I do not own Glee.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 724 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/10/2010 - Finn H., Quinn F. - Complete
Wait For It reviews
Oneshot Jalex, Alex's POV. I do not own them. Please leave a review!
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,675 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Alex R., Justin R. - Complete
They Complete One Another reviews
Max's POV on Jalex. I love that kid. I do not own the characters. Long oneshot. Please review! Nothing bad, T for safety.
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,608 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/2/2010 - Alex R., Justin R. - Complete
Never Yours reviews
Jalex, this time from Juliet's POV. Please review. I do not own Wizards of Waverly Place.
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,942 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/25/2010 - Alex R., Justin R. - Complete
Fairytales and Reality reviews
Nitchie/Smitchie Oneshot, Please Review! I don't own it!
Camp Rock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,819 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/16/2010 - Mitchie T., Nate - Complete
Lies You Tell Yourself reviews
Jalex, from Harper's POV. So not my characters. Please review.
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,543 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/12/2010 - Alex R., Justin R. - Complete
Bittersweet reviews
Jalex. Oneshot, Please Review. It's in Justin's POV this time. Believe it or not, I still don't own the characters. T for safety.
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,382 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/10/2010 - Alex R., Justin R. - Complete
Just Breathe reviews
Max's POV on Jalex, long oneshot. Please Review. Disclaimed.
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,708 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Alex R., Justin R. - Complete
Each Other's Everything reviews
Jalex from Other's POVs, Harper, Juliet, Max, and their Mom. Oneshot, I don't own the characters, please review!
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,768 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/3/2010 - Alex R., Justin R. - Complete
Stars reviews
Smitchie, what I think could have happened after Camp. Oneshot. I don't own. PLEASE review. T for safety, nothing too bad.
Camp Rock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,342 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/25/2010 - Mitchie T., Shane G. - Complete
Wind Chimes reviews
Please Review! The characters are not mine. It's a Channy/Chadson/ChadSonny
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,247 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Chad D. C., Sonny M. - Complete
Them and Me reviews
Dasey, Emily's POV. I don't own. Please review. Oneshot.
Life With Derek - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,690 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/22/2010 - Casey M., Derek V. - Complete
Intentions reviews
Don't own. R&R Jalex, don't like then don't read.
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,867 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/19/2010 - Alex R., Justin R. - Complete
Enough reviews
R&R ONESHOT! Slash, so don't read if you don't like. NO FLAMES!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,121 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete