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Author has written 4 stories for Twilight.

I'm old enough to be your mother...or grandmother. The thought makes me ill. Where the hell has my youth gone and why am I not eternally 17? Anyway, I am a mother. Maybe I'm your mother? I'm someone's mother. I've got two twenty-something children, a sweet husband of 30 years and an odd dog. They have all had to cope with my fanfiction-addiction or learn to ignore it. (The dog has had the most success since he has the lowest expectations.)

I am a recently-retired teacher, glad to have more free time now for Twilight fan-fiction. Because it's my own personal brand of heroin. Obviously Edward is my own personal brand of Ecstasy. (That's why we're all here, isn't it?)

Never wrote any kind of fiction until I discovered fan fiction. I never would have guessed I would be doing this. I love language, vocabulary, and playing with words and I believe in a Happily Edward After. Every. Single. Time.

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Facebook Friends by GreenPuma reviews
Bella is shocked when her sexy but standoffish lab partner, Edward, friends her on Facebook. Will Alice, convince her to accept Edward's friend request? Or will she write it off as a prank of the conceited, spoiled rich kid she knows him to be?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 78,904 - Reviews: 3652 - Favs: 4,972 - Follows: 3,480 - Updated: 11/28/2016 - Published: 8/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Far Away Flame by Robsmyyummy Cabanaboy reviews
Their story plays in her mind like a kaleidoscope of bittersweet moments in time. Years later, when Bella finally finds the courage to go after what she's always wanted, will it be too late?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 131,805 - Reviews: 3329 - Favs: 1,024 - Follows: 1,258 - Updated: 11/27/2016 - Published: 8/31/2015 - Bella, Edward - Complete
High Anxiety by EdwardsBloodType reviews
Cute, trendy Bella returns home to escape the heartache of her past. She immediately befriends neighbors Jasper and Edward, bonding with them in the treehouse out back. Bella and Edward discover they have more in common than they ever dreamed of. AH A/U
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 111,365 - Reviews: 21512 - Favs: 12,002 - Follows: 7,962 - Updated: 7/1/2016 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Bella, Edward
Evening the Score by DH78 reviews
Sorry! This story has been removed from this site. Please see my bio for more info!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 78 - Reviews: 1730 - Favs: 2,787 - Follows: 1,199 - Updated: 5/18/2016 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Case of You by SparrowNotes24 reviews
He's her warning. She's his sweet temptation. An addict always wants what he can't have, even if it will ruin him. "Speak of the devil and she shall appear. Who am I kidding? I'm Beelzebub."
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 36,052 - Reviews: 1227 - Favs: 561 - Follows: 985 - Updated: 2/26/2016 - Published: 6/28/2015 - Bella, Edward
Alaska by Anton M reviews
Complete. For two years, Bella's had a cotton candy romance going on with her taciturn best friend. In her head. So after catching bits and pieces of Edward's unusual upbringing, Bella pays a visit to Alaska. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 51 - Words: 104,192 - Reviews: 3962 - Favs: 1,719 - Follows: 1,792 - Updated: 1/3/2016 - Published: 8/7/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
String Theory by theladyingrey42 reviews
"Eleven dimensions. Infinite parallel realities. And in all of them, I love her." Muppets, math, and physicists falling in love. Fluff and eventual lemons. ExB, AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 55 - Words: 81,043 - Reviews: 8770 - Favs: 3,932 - Follows: 2,257 - Updated: 11/3/2015 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Little Green and Easybella by BettiGefecht reviews
She only remembers a silent kid, he doesn't remember her at all. When they meet again years later, they feel a connection that isn't of this world - - - ExB; AH; Rated M. Autism; age gap; unconditional love.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 39 - Words: 144,297 - Reviews: 5796 - Favs: 3,271 - Follows: 3,591 - Updated: 10/17/2015 - Published: 10/20/2010 - Edward, Bella
Sea Salt by SparrowNotes24 reviews
Describe yourself in three words. That's how I found myself beside the ocean, with sea salt tangled hair, sun kissed by a boy who showed me the answers. The boy in the shadows. The boy in the shade.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 59,550 - Reviews: 2398 - Favs: 1,352 - Follows: 1,574 - Updated: 6/12/2015 - Published: 8/22/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Diva Diaries by KiyaRaven reviews
*TAKEN DOWN. MANY APOLOGIES.* Dear Diary, When he left, I became numb. Safe in a bubble of denial and bitterness. Now, he's back, and I've agreed to be his co-star in a new Broadway play. Obviously, if there were a Nation of Stupid People, I would be their Queen. A/H
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,477 - Reviews: 12861 - Favs: 5,920 - Follows: 5,295 - Updated: 2/19/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Slowest Burn by TypoKween reviews
"I don't even realize that the air has gotten hazy. Or that it smells like skunk, or that amidst the clouds of smoke, leaning against the wall is Edward Cullen." - AH, E/B, Lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 330,005 - Reviews: 7094 - Favs: 6,576 - Follows: 7,396 - Updated: 1/17/2015 - Published: 6/12/2011 - Bella, Edward
Girl Code by LayAtHomeMom reviews
Friends are forever, boys are whatever - unless it's Edward Cullen. Then the gloves come off.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 65,949 - Reviews: 3015 - Favs: 2,217 - Follows: 2,246 - Updated: 10/30/2014 - Published: 6/26/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Starry Eyed Inside by Rochelle Allison reviews
High School Fictional. No one sends Bella into a tailspin quite like Edward Cullen... but can she make him hers? The ups and downs and all arounds.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 148,408 - Reviews: 9026 - Favs: 6,101 - Follows: 3,544 - Updated: 12/1/2013 - Published: 8/24/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My Sweet Variable by LifeInTheSnow reviews
He white-knuckles his pen, dragging a line of ink across the page. I can guess which passage he's marking: "All things truly wicked start from an innocence." Hemingway wouldn't have known about us. No one does. Teenage E/B, AH, quasi-dystopian.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,798 - Reviews: 2032 - Favs: 1,899 - Follows: 2,028 - Updated: 12/1/2013 - Published: 1/21/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Words with Strangers by Nolebucgrl reviews
EPOV Companion Piece to Words with Friends. Movie star Edward Cullen is done with women and focused on his career. A stranger reaches out to him via Words with Friends. Will her words change his mind?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 52 - Words: 306,499 - Reviews: 13471 - Favs: 4,748 - Follows: 3,463 - Updated: 4/20/2013 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Words with Friends by Nolebucgrl reviews
Bella Swan has a major crush on a major star, Edward Cullen. They have an obsession with the same game. Can they connect through Words with Friends and become more than that? Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 62 - Words: 353,055 - Reviews: 19498 - Favs: 9,055 - Follows: 6,695 - Updated: 4/20/2013 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sideline Collision by Nolebucgrl reviews
A cocky QB runs into a snarky band geek. What happens when they collide on and off the field? Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 196,343 - Reviews: 12503 - Favs: 8,249 - Follows: 6,293 - Updated: 4/11/2013 - Published: 2/15/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Practicum by TheFicChick reviews
"We're going to be teaching high schoolers how not to get each other knocked up or infected with gonorrhea. It's hardly a romantic evening for two."
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 97,904 - Reviews: 4330 - Favs: 4,119 - Follows: 3,241 - Updated: 4/3/2013 - Published: 1/13/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Inside Man by ooza reviews
With his parole fast approaching, inmate Edward Masen is looking for a friend. College student Bella Swan stumbles across his profile on a prison pen-pal website. Their friendship is formed over written words, but will it last once he rejoins her world?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 53 - Words: 89,972 - Reviews: 12730 - Favs: 6,643 - Follows: 6,040 - Updated: 2/23/2013 - Published: 6/1/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Dodge and Burn by abstract way reviews
He assumed Isabella Swan was eccentric, yet that very fact intrigued him. He hadn't dealt with a compelling person, sensible or colorful in quite a while. She just seemed ripe with possibilities to be anything but mundane.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 34 - Words: 176,021 - Reviews: 7333 - Favs: 2,175 - Follows: 1,964 - Updated: 2/2/2013 - Published: 6/16/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Indecent Proposal by pattyrose reviews
Edward's heart was broken by the girl he's loved for almost a decade. Drifter Bella wanders into Forks aimlessly one hot summer day. When their paths cross, he proposes a scheme to get them both their deepest desires. But things aren't always as they seem & Fate can have other plans. Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 167,197 - Reviews: 7329 - Favs: 4,484 - Follows: 2,852 - Updated: 1/24/2013 - Published: 5/30/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Hit By Destiny by ocdmess reviews
Bella wants to die, and almost gets her wish fulfilled when she gets hit by a shiny Volvo. She is left with serious injuries, and the only thing keeping her from dying is the person who hit her. All Human, Rated M for language, dark themes & violence.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 59 - Words: 463,685 - Reviews: 20255 - Favs: 12,292 - Follows: 7,054 - Updated: 11/29/2012 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
La canzone della Bella Cigna by philadelphic reviews
A famous voice teacher. A mysterious piano prodigy. Backstabbing classmates. Music school is competitive, and aspiring singer Bella Swan is determined to succeed. Hard work she can handle, but who expected music school to be dangerous? A story in 3 acts
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 336,125 - Reviews: 7321 - Favs: 4,186 - Follows: 3,822 - Updated: 11/9/2012 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Edward, Bella
Fall to Ruin One Day by sleepyvalentina reviews
He wanted to be the most powerful man on earth. As far as she was concerned, he already was. Love. Longing. A decade of regret. Time changes nothing...or does it?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 48 - Words: 108,885 - Reviews: 9065 - Favs: 4,928 - Follows: 3,762 - Updated: 11/4/2012 - Published: 3/1/2010 - Complete
How to Paint a House by Maggie's Gutter reviews
Bella Swan is a naive fifteen year old, set to spend another kiss-less summer alone. Edward is new to town, and doesn't know a soul. Watch an unlikely friendship blossom over the simple task of painting a house. But for these two, nothing is simple.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 180,346 - Reviews: 6217 - Favs: 4,694 - Follows: 5,359 - Updated: 9/21/2012 - Published: 6/22/2011 - Bella, Edward
Plight Thee My Troth by Gingerandgreen reviews
England, 1795. Lord Edward Masen and Miss Isabella Swan promise to love one another for all time; but will the harsh realities of life allow two souls from very different backgrounds to fulfil their vows? EPOV, AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 160,023 - Reviews: 3834 - Favs: 2,178 - Follows: 1,748 - Updated: 9/16/2012 - Published: 9/4/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Dog Star by spanglemaker9 reviews
One choice is made and everything changes. Paths diverge, lead astray, and still lead home. AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 117,511 - Reviews: 3648 - Favs: 1,533 - Follows: 1,136 - Updated: 9/8/2012 - Published: 5/5/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Anatomy of a Human by Amethyst Jackson reviews
Companion to Only Human. Edward's young life is irreversibly altered when a mysterious girl in strange clothing stumbles into his world. Now complete.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 57,142 - Reviews: 2048 - Favs: 2,139 - Follows: 1,664 - Updated: 8/31/2012 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
My Biggest Mistake, My Greatest Salvation by LyricalKris reviews
Edward has spent all of his thirty-two years trying to be the man his grandfather raised him to be. When he wakes up married to a young, scared, pregnant stranger, this is one mistake he won't leave in Vegas.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 31 - Words: 113,338 - Reviews: 6303 - Favs: 4,885 - Follows: 3,564 - Updated: 8/8/2012 - Published: 3/20/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Between the Covers by CosmoSydney reviews
Every day a different book. Every book a different message. As Bella deliberately works her way through the library, will Edward be able to read between the covers?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 26,856 - Reviews: 3549 - Favs: 1,940 - Follows: 1,725 - Updated: 7/22/2012 - Published: 7/10/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Teacher of the Year by DH78 reviews
When Bella has a chance encounter with a sexy stranger, she never believes she'll see him again. Fate however, has a sense of humor. AH/ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 37,079 - Reviews: 3096 - Favs: 3,527 - Follows: 2,745 - Updated: 5/9/2012 - Published: 7/19/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Grasping Darkness by KiyaRaven reviews
She dreams of darkness. Lust. Passion. The man she fantasizes about has it all, especially the darkness. The problem is, he's not really a man. Rated M for language & dark themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 267,922 - Reviews: 8364 - Favs: 5,899 - Follows: 4,256 - Updated: 4/13/2012 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Firefly in Summer by primarycolors reviews
Edward finds himself back in the little beach town of his childhood when he inherits the local bar from his uncle. The elusive, pretty girl next door has killer legs, a sketchbook and secrets that are slowly eating her alive.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 188,377 - Reviews: 9873 - Favs: 6,824 - Follows: 4,398 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Dear Mr Masen by jendonna reviews
"Error 434: Reprimanding an executive." Life changing or just stupid? Dear Mr. Masen: A story of unauthorized Internet usage, culinary delights and the goings-on at Cullen, Inc. AH, ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 127,500 - Reviews: 12924 - Favs: 8,110 - Follows: 6,263 - Updated: 2/14/2012 - Published: 11/17/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I Never Knew by nerac reviews
After a phone call from a stranger turns her life upside down, Isabella Dwyer realizes that the people you trust the most sometimes tell the biggest lies. Can she convince a man in uniform to help her discover the things she never knew? AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 95,640 - Reviews: 6028 - Favs: 3,501 - Follows: 2,206 - Updated: 1/10/2012 - Published: 11/9/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Breaking News by WriteOnTime reviews
Two network news anchors. One desk. In a race to get the story, love might become the headline - if they don't kill each other first. AH Canon Couples, smart people, particle physics, and tap dancing.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 182,215 - Reviews: 7211 - Favs: 5,652 - Follows: 4,134 - Updated: 1/3/2012 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Perfectly Imperfect by lindsay520 reviews
Bella is a socially awkward loner. Edward is lost in a meaningless marriage. Co-workers of a moving company, several long road-trips and lonely motel nights alone start a bond between them that may be stronger than either of them had ever expected. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 27 - Words: 62,115 - Reviews: 1966 - Favs: 1,122 - Follows: 864 - Updated: 12/16/2011 - Published: 9/9/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Unplanned Perfection by littlecat358 reviews
Bella and Alice were best friends, which made Bella the only girl off limits to Alice's brother Edward. When a party the summer after graduation gets out of control, Bella's world is turned upside down. "He doesn't know. I don't want him to."
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 42 - Words: 382,594 - Reviews: 13333 - Favs: 9,232 - Follows: 4,892 - Updated: 9/25/2011 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Second Chances Never Looked So Good by eifeltwr reviews
Bella and Edward met their senior year of high school, both liked each other but neither did anything about it. Nine years later Edward requests to be Bella's friend on Facebook. Can they get the second chance they both are craving?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 84,107 - Reviews: 544 - Favs: 577 - Follows: 592 - Updated: 9/8/2011 - Published: 11/22/2009 - Bella, Edward
It Happened One Night by spanglemaker9 reviews
Just one night, just for fun, no strings and no expectations. Simple things never stay that way.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 70,526 - Reviews: 4122 - Favs: 4,246 - Follows: 2,877 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 4/27/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Branching Inward by LifeInTheSnow reviews
He's a brilliant, sensual, tactile artist with a huge personality and love for life...at least, he used to be. She's a shrewd historian, content to observe from a distance...until now. At Newcoven College in Clearwater, OH, no secret is safe. All Human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 165,203 - Reviews: 4438 - Favs: 4,012 - Follows: 2,433 - Updated: 6/30/2011 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Sure Thing by Maggie's Gutter reviews
Edward Cullen has a date with destiny, and Bella Swan needs a ride home. Problem? These two can't stand each other. See what happens as they make the long trek from Dartmouth to Forks, while Edward is in hot pursuit of his Sure Thing.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 57,942 - Reviews: 662 - Favs: 889 - Follows: 601 - Updated: 5/19/2011 - Published: 2/3/2011 - Edward, Bella
There Will Be Blood by johnnyboy7 reviews
Edward Cullen,25,the son of a Chicago mob boss. He is second-in-command, cold and dangerous. Bella Swan,18,small town girl who has just enrolled as a freshman at Northwestern. A story about how love can survive in the cruelest of worlds.Very OCC.Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 48 - Words: 368,286 - Reviews: 12595 - Favs: 10,096 - Follows: 4,385 - Updated: 2/21/2011 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Love in My Box by cosmoandmarvar reviews
Bella's an intellectual free spirit and Edward is a reserved, slightly geeky med student. They have a brief, but intense encounter on Sp Brk in Miami. Can they find true love through emails? There will be lemons and laughs. Look who's writing this!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 147,894 - Reviews: 8893 - Favs: 5,733 - Follows: 3,900 - Updated: 1/29/2011 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Drift by denverpopcorn reviews
A blizzard blows in and shuts down the City. Everyone prepares for a snow day, including Edward and Bella. They each have a life-changing decision to make, but will their sudden confinement cool their passion and force them to face certain truths? E/B,AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 33,504 - Reviews: 1611 - Favs: 1,476 - Follows: 813 - Updated: 12/30/2010 - Published: 10/10/2010 - Complete
Art School Confidential by farkle reviews
Bella finds her artistic muse and total embarrassment in person of life model Edward. How can she get him to model for her when he thinks she is a sex-crazed flake? AU-AH, M for nudity, language, lemons. Canon pairings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 139,995 - Reviews: 4290 - Favs: 4,196 - Follows: 4,712 - Updated: 11/25/2010 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Wedding Party by spanglemaker9 reviews
The perfect person appears at the worst possible moment, and one unforgettable encounter changes everything. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 192,619 - Reviews: 9498 - Favs: 6,793 - Follows: 3,802 - Updated: 11/3/2010 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Groupie by JustForkIt reviews
Groupie: Noun. A fan of a singer/band who usually follows around on concert tours. Girl meets boy, they become best friends. She falls in love, and he is clueless. Can she ever be more than a Groupie to him? E/B Angst, Drama, Romance
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 41 - Words: 185,009 - Reviews: 3247 - Favs: 2,388 - Follows: 1,545 - Updated: 9/14/2010 - Published: 12/2/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Blessing and the Curse by The Black Arrow reviews
By pretending she is falling for Edward, Bella is fulfilling Esme's dying wish. But sexy, possessive Edward can read her mind. Will she ever get into his? Can Bella forget the pain of her teenage years, and can she resist his relentless seduction? AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 140,448 - Reviews: 14379 - Favs: 15,961 - Follows: 8,487 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Legendary by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
COMPLETE. Preternaturally irresistible, devastatingly charming Edward Cullen seems to have some strange power over the females in Forks…and Bella is scared she might know just what it is.M for language & naughty fun. Part mystery, part drama, all Edward.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 53,788 - Reviews: 1980 - Favs: 2,653 - Follows: 1,229 - Updated: 9/8/2010 - Published: 11/16/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Port Angeles Players by WriteOnTime reviews
New in the town of Forks and eager to please her boss at the university, Bella auditions for a local production of Shakespeare's "Much Ado About Nothing". Her co-star is a handsome but confusing local doctor. Curtains-up on love. AH canon pairings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 170,459 - Reviews: 4573 - Favs: 3,937 - Follows: 1,590 - Updated: 8/29/2010 - Published: 3/11/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
For the Summer by camoozle reviews
Every year Bella waits for the 'Pay Checks' to roll into her sleepy river town and every year Edward's hers, just for the summer. AH, AU, OOC, B/E
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 176,780 - Reviews: 8896 - Favs: 7,772 - Follows: 3,956 - Updated: 8/19/2010 - Published: 4/30/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Major Misconduct by m7707 reviews
Edward Cullen - hot high school hockey player. Bella Swan - shy high school student. They've admired each other from afar, so what happens when they finally meet? Will they be strong enough to handle a threat from his past? No good deed goes unpunished...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 160,515 - Reviews: 4924 - Favs: 6,390 - Follows: 2,702 - Updated: 7/17/2010 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Summer of Salt by lola-pops reviews
The heat wave lingers. Sweet, savory and slick. Jasper, Rose and I wade through the humid days, content in our relative isolation. We spend June through August at our family lake property, and this summer is like any other. Until it's not.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 88,646 - Reviews: 4556 - Favs: 5,797 - Follows: 2,130 - Updated: 7/5/2010 - Published: 12/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Midnight Desire by Twilightzoner reviews
An All Human parody of Midnight Sun. AH, AU and consequently OOC. No blood lust - just uncontrollable human lust. Smut filled fun . . .
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 89,654 - Reviews: 5381 - Favs: 7,025 - Follows: 3,382 - Updated: 7/1/2010 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Reunion by KeepersOfTheNaughtySparkle reviews
Edward,once a geek, and Bella secretly crushed on each other since high school. Can their 10 year reunion bring them together? Is one night enough to squelch a decade old passion or will it fan the flames into an unquenchable fire. Lemmony/AU/AH/B&E
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 189,747 - Reviews: 3564 - Favs: 3,944 - Follows: 2,210 - Updated: 6/13/2010 - Published: 5/12/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Rhapsody in B by Lillybellis reviews
When a rising musician falls in love with his small-town childhood friend, can their yearly New Year's Eve tradition bring them together once he rockets to stardom and leaves her behind?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 87,888 - Reviews: 2953 - Favs: 3,465 - Follows: 1,615 - Updated: 6/13/2010 - Published: 10/7/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Ethan Church by dryler reviews
When Bella accepts an offer to write the biography of a severely reclusive author, the old, dying man she’s presented with and the young, too perfect man she meets while there convince her she’s missing some very important parts of the story. E/B, AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 37,805 - Reviews: 2950 - Favs: 3,721 - Follows: 1,886 - Updated: 5/7/2010 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Constant in the Darkness by camoozle reviews
Bella, suffering from an eating disorder, returns to Forks to care for her estranged father. She seeks comfort in Edward, an aspiring chef, who is having difficulty dealing with his own demons. AH, AU, OOC, B/E
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 36 - Words: 351,739 - Reviews: 3241 - Favs: 3,082 - Follows: 1,454 - Updated: 4/16/2010 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Only Human by Amethyst Jackson reviews
Complete. A wish sends Bella back in time to Chicago, 1918, and to a human Edward. This story is baby-free.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 60,635 - Reviews: 5962 - Favs: 10,021 - Follows: 2,614 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
When Edward Met Bella by Amethyst Jackson reviews
For the Twilight 25 - my take on When Harry Met Sally with the Twilight characters.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 39,816 - Reviews: 1852 - Favs: 818 - Follows: 399 - Updated: 3/31/2010 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Faking It by spanglemaker9 reviews
Half of Hollywood's most famous couples are faking it. That's how Bella Swan's publicist convinces her to pretend to date troubled Hollywood bad boy Edward Cullen. And she'll do anything for her band and her music.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 144,679 - Reviews: 5894 - Favs: 9,953 - Follows: 3,295 - Updated: 10/30/2009 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Type O Negative by quothme reviews
When the Cullens move to Forks, Bella thinks that the creepy new kid, Edward, has freaky yellow eyes. And that he's insufferably rude. Good thing he's in love with someone else. An AU dark comedy.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 54,164 - Reviews: 1325 - Favs: 1,783 - Follows: 492 - Updated: 10/11/2009 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Stay by crimsonmarie reviews
As an actor, Edward Cullen is surrounded by people that he couldn't really care less about. What happens when he buys a house in the middle of nowhere and meets his new neighbors? AH, AU, ExB, rated M for future chapters and language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 276,486 - Reviews: 5718 - Favs: 8,546 - Follows: 3,100 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A World Without Sound by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
AU, BxE. My name is Bella Swan; good at sign language and karate. My best friend is deaf, and you know what? It doesn't matter. Won twice at Twilight Awards, and has been nominated more. Please review!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 105,849 - Reviews: 7771 - Favs: 9,372 - Follows: 2,662 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
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Fan Fiction, Sex Gods and Single Girls reviews
After a mortifying first meeting, fan-fic writer, Bella, finds story inspiration in her distracting new neighbor, Edward. She thinks he's a player. He thinks she's crazy. But don't judge a book by its cover. There's more there than meets the eye. And Bella might just faint when she discovers who's reading her newest fic! Art imitates life imitates art. EDIT & RE-POST IN PROGRESS
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 70 - Words: 453,751 - Reviews: 25230 - Favs: 6,537 - Follows: 6,641 - Updated: 20h - Published: 6/21/2011 - Bella, Edward
Indelible reviews
Some experiences, some people, stick with you forever, leaving their mark on your memories. You can't escape what they meant to you and you can't re-write the past. It's indelible. But the future isn't set in stone…it's yours to write. A story about forks in the road of life and a past with a future. AH/AU/Canon couples
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 215,468 - Reviews: 5809 - Favs: 1,251 - Follows: 1,854 - Updated: 3/19 - Published: 5/8/2014 - Bella, Edward
The Transfer reviews
Bella transfers to the Univ of WA; to a dorm with the Twilight gang. She runs into Edward her first day, leaving him on the ground & her things littered about. Sometimes you find what you didn't know you were looking for. AH, BPOV/EPOV, humor and hotness.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 73 - Words: 538,694 - Reviews: 4386 - Favs: 2,784 - Follows: 1,575 - Updated: 7/9/2011 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
One Stupid Thing reviews
ON HIATUS FOR NOW 16 yr old Bella became 13 yr old Edward's secret-older-woman-crush. It's 10 years later and he's still crushing. She is about to marry the wrong man. Can he convince her there is another choice? Will Fate intervene? Maybe both...E&B POV
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 69,267 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 312 - Updated: 6/17/2011 - Published: 3/29/2011