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Joined 08-18-09, id: 2052914, Profile Updated: 03-06-11
Author has written 7 stories for Nightmare Before Christmas, Fullmetal Alchemist, Resident Evil, and Tron.

When life gives you lemons, take the lemons and make grape juice - then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.

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His and Her Broken Bones by NerdySkeleton reviews
Oneshots and goofy little stories involving any and all Skulduggery Pleasant characters I mostly wrote when I was 13-15. Sorry about that. Mostly Valduggery, too. Not sorry about that. Thanks for reading!
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 119 - Words: 120,358 - Reviews: 1217 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 1/17/2016 - Published: 5/25/2009
Prisoner's Dilemma by 4thespada-ulquiorra reviews
When Loki falls to Earth Tony's there to find him, and seeing only an injured stranger takes him in with no thoughts for the consequences. As it turns out, a pet god is a big responsibility. Written before viewing the movie.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 214,851 - Reviews: 399 - Favs: 923 - Follows: 726 - Updated: 6/26/2013 - Published: 11/22/2011 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Syllogisms by emily.down reviews
Loki is left in her company, to his great misery.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 30,970 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 6/22/2012 - Published: 8/18/2011 - Loki, Darcy L.
The Importance of Being Effie by thegreatgizmo reviews
Effie Trinket's canon account of the Hunger Games Trilogy, starting with the second Quarter Quell. I'll bet my buttons you'll enjoy it.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 57 - Words: 75,227 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 6/1/2012 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Effie T., Seneca C.
Mendacity by labyrinthinemelange reviews
Another Asgardian has fallen to Earth, leaving Jane hopeful of Thor's return. But her hopes are dashed when the visitor is revealed to be someone else entirely: Loki. In-character, canon excepting post-credits scene.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 51,468 - Reviews: 366 - Favs: 855 - Follows: 296 - Updated: 9/19/2011 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Loki, Darcy L. - Complete
How to use yourself by Ingu reviews
Loki finds a way to get what he is missing.
Thor - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,444 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/26/2011 - Loki - Complete
Everyone loves Wesker by Sora-Oathkeeper-Oblivion reviews
What happens under the influence of giggling teenage girls, a cafeteria and fangasm-waiting-to-happen that is Albert Wesker.
Resident Evil - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,453 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/7/2011 - A. Wesker, W. Birkin - Complete
The Mayerling Incident or The Case of the Dead Dog by Elwa reviews
The dog is dead. Did Sherlock kill him, for real this time? Or is something more sinister going on? Features sick Holmes.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 30,364 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 1/2/2011 - Published: 1/26/2010 - Sherlock Holmes, Dr. Watson - Complete
Psychologically Disturbed by pretend-to-care reviews
Holmes and Watson are caught up in their own personal problems, until an attempt on Watson's life signals the setting in motion of Moriarty's newest plan. The two are thrown into another impossible mystery, putting everyone's lives at stake. R&R!
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Mystery - Chapters: 14 - Words: 23,054 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 12/4/2010 - Published: 4/7/2010 - S. Holmes, J. Watson
One Big Military Family by Chibijac reviews
This is a post series Royai FMA fic. This was started before finishing the first FMA and now incorporates the manga. Follow Roy, Riza and the gang in familiar adventures and family life! So, plz R&R! **COMPLETE!**
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 74 - Words: 189,584 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 11/12/2010 - Published: 9/19/2005 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
One Slip by Cymoril Avalon reviews
Albert Wesker and William Birkin, working together once again, are handed the most intriguing and potentially valuable specimen they've ever studied. AU, post RE4, semi movie crossover.
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,629 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/15/2010 - A. Wesker, W. Birkin
Chaotic Sonata: 100 Royai Songs by jacksparrow589 reviews
My take on the Royai 100 themes, each inspired by or reminiscent of a song. So sit back, put on some headphones, and enjoy! Final theme up!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 100 - Words: 28,944 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/21/2010 - Published: 2/4/2010 - Riza H., Roy M. - Complete
Birth by Cymoril Avalon reviews
The fruit of fourteen years of research finally blossoms. Post-RE4, AU, Wesker X Birkin.
Resident Evil - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,545 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/12/2010 - A. Wesker, W. Birkin - Complete
A World For Two People by Hamtaro23 reviews
Quietly, he slips his ungloved hand into hers and as they leave headquarters for the evening, as the building dwindles to silence save for the sound of their receding footsteps, it feels as if this night, this world exists only for the two of them. Royai
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 583 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
Help Me by writingmonkey10 reviews
Different take on IM2, Tony is dying of palladium poisoning but he has found a "temporary" cure with a twist. How he and Pepper get through it, Pepperony, hurt/comfort, movieverse, first Iron Man Fic guys!, spoilers, read AFTER watching IM2
Ironman - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 51,165 - Reviews: 457 - Favs: 561 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 7/30/2010 - Published: 5/11/2010 - A. E. Stark/Tony, V. Potts/Pepper - Complete
Better Left Unsaid by jacksparrow589 reviews
Everyone's entitled to their own secrets, and Riza's kept plenty. Spoilers for the entire manga. Royai.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,022 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Riza H., Roy M. - Complete
Sepultus by Chaed reviews
preRE5. Oneshot. Throughout torture and humilation Jill Valentine clings on to a thin thread of hope. But hope, she knows, is just a tightening noose around her neck. And faith, faith is just a nicer word for misery. ChrisxJill, JillxWesker, AngstxDrama.
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 943 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Jill V., A. Wesker - Complete
No Longer a Cross, Not Yet a Comfort by jacksparrow589 reviews
There's no escaping the rain. There never will be, and Roy knows it. But somehow, he's almost come to terms with it. Much hinted Royai. More of my post-manga imaginings.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 735 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/15/2010 - Riza H., Roy M. - Complete
Untold Things by MoonStarDutchess reviews
Spoilers for chapters 94-95. Roy finally shows how much he cares for Riza but his timing isn't exactly the best. Fiction version of a comic by Rinoae Bastel. Royai
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,646 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/3/2010 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
Loshin City by Destiny's Daughter reviews
Fai is a suffering teen awaiting justice while supporting a dying Sakura. Kurogane is a young man working three jobs to pay the rent and to help raise a drug addicted Sayoran. Life with poverty, violence and drugs is hard...Welcome to Loshin City. KxF
Tsubasa Chronicle - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 92,283 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 3/26/2010 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Fai, Kurogane
Ostara by Enchantable reviews
Sequel to Toro Nagashi. When Hinamori and Gin are sent to the Vizards to asses the threat they pose to Soul Society, they find themselves in the middle of a conflict full of twisted secrets and far more deadly than any they could have imagined.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 53,683 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 3/3/2010 - Published: 5/5/2009 - T. Hitsugaya, M. Hinamori
Overboard by Cymoril Avalon reviews
Wesker and Birkin share some friendly banter to pass the time.
Resident Evil - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,381 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/11/2010 - A. Wesker, W. Birkin - Complete
Euthanasia by Cymoril Avalon reviews
Spencer really should have known better than to pair up Albert Wesker and William Birkin; different as night and day, they still managed to culture a very unusual friendship. Pre-game interaction.
Resident Evil - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,258 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/11/2010 - A. Wesker, W. Birkin - Complete
The Wizard and the Wyrm by Demus reviews
It is a well known fact that dragons take the loveliest of ladies to be their prisoners...so how exactly did this legendary, and surprisingly-charming, fire-breather end up with a foul-mouthed, half-metal wizard in his castle? A Fullmetal fairy tale, au
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 61,942 - Reviews: 563 - Favs: 1,300 - Follows: 389 - Updated: 1/22/2010 - Published: 11/11/2008 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Annie, Are You Okay? by jacksparrow589 reviews
After chapter 72, Riza goes to visit Havoc in the hospital. Unfortunately, things aren’t as simple as she’d like them to be. Why does Havoc have to be so observant and such a caring friend?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 926 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/7/2010 - Riza H., Jean H. - Complete
Never Stops Raining by Lyrical-Escapades reviews
Roy just cant accept it.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 790 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Published: 12/25/2009 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
Ready, Fire, Aim by kausingkayn reviews
A collection of drabbles that revolve around Roy Mustang, as well as the rest of the FMA crew. *Latest* Merry Christmas!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 2,322 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/25/2009 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Roy M.
That Which Does Not Kill Us by jacksparrow589 reviews
…only makes us stronger. It’s hard times, but somehow, they’ll make it. Royai. WARNING: MAJOR SPOILERS FOR CHAPTER 102.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 606 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/17/2009 - Riza H., Roy M. - Complete
He will not see by silvercrafted reviews
Spoilers for Ch. 102! Hawkeye will not let him hear her grief.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 286 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Published: 12/10/2009 - Riza H., Roy M.
Walk In The Sky by Shalan the Magnificent reviews
With Howl and Calcifer seemingly in the clear a new darkness rises on the horizon, this time it seems to be focused on Michael. HowlSophie MichaelOC
Howl's Moving Castle - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,230 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/6/2009 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Howl, Sophie H.
The Lost Skellington by E White reviews
In Halloween Town,a rumour is spreading about an unknown heir. Back in the "real" world, human Phrixos Caber sits waiting in an asylum; scrutinised by Jack, haunted by his own mind.
Nightmare Before Christmas - Rated: T - English - Horror/Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,357 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/1/2009 - Published: 2/25/2007 - Jack S. - Complete
A Very Happy Halloween by ZaKai reviews
When Roy gets to his office, something happens to convince him he'll have a very happy Halloween. :Royai, light humor, oneshot:
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 872 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/30/2009 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
When Shadows Dance by thalogens reviews
-Implied Royai- Murderer. Murderer. Murderer. It was raining again. And each time a raindrop fell, it brought with it the agonizing pain and mourning that seeped from the spirits of his victims. Singling him out, paying their revenge.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 926 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
Falling Stars by The Magic Pocket Turtle reviews
Calcifer fell from the sky, and Howl caught him. That scene rendered in ballad form.
Howl's Moving Castle - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 287 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Calcifer, Howl - Complete
Catch as Catch Can by Demus reviews
The Fullmetal Alchemist was in hot pursuit of his quarry. Considering his quarry was the Flame Alchemist, Hawkeye was genuinely surprised that every single building in the headquarters was still standing.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 850 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 44 - Published: 6/11/2008 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
The Chopper Fic by starbuxxart reviews
Roy gets a call from Riza. But she's not alone. Who's that cooing suit of armor romancing her? And how will her overprotective colonel react? Barry the Chopper RoyxRiza Royai
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,612 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/27/2008 - Riza H., Roy M. - Complete
Reconcile by Nirvana1 reviews
“I should kill you,” Byakuya states, deadpan. [In which Urahara must face a confrontation he can no longer avoid.] [oneshot]
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,434 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/30/2007 - K. Urahara, Byakuya K. - Complete
Embarrassed Meeting by foreverlight reviews
Roy's calls an emergency meeting that ends with Riza in his arms
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 138,641 - Reviews: 819 - Favs: 525 - Follows: 350 - Updated: 1/15/2007 - Published: 8/16/2005 - Roy M., Riza H.
Array Of Flames by Exhile87 reviews
Oneshot Royai. "Riza? If you had to kill a child to protect me... would you do it?" Roy confronts the fires of his past.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,157 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/5/2006 - [Roy M., Riza H.] - Complete
Shadow Puppets by Empatheia reviews
[Zangetsu] What does Zangetsu get up to while Ichigo's not using him to bash merry hell out of the bad guys [and good guys]? Well, lots of stuff! Like singing!
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,330 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/5/2006 - Zangetsu - Complete
Albert Wesker: Owner's Guide & Maintenance Manual by La Mouette Lunaire reviews
In order to obtain top performance from your captain, please follow the procedures detailed in this manual.
Resident Evil - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,919 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/3/2006 - A. Wesker - Complete
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Intrinsic Value reviews
SPOILERS FOR TRON: LEGACY. TRON can't accept that what CLU has become - or what he's turning him into. Short drabble, internal monologue thing.
Tron - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 99 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/3/2011 - Tron/Rinzler, Jordan C./Flynn - Complete
Just Breathe reviews
William has an accident in the lab, and there's nothing Wesker can do about it but watch. Or is there? And will Birkin forgive him if he does? Short first chapter; the rest are a lot longer. Implied WeskerxBirkin but can be taken as friendship.
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 863 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/28/2010 - A. Wesker, W. Birkin
Red vs Blue reviews
A regular training fight evolves into something a little more personal.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,789 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 23 - Published: 2/25/2010 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
Wicked Witch reviews
Mustang and Hawkeye are all alone in the office... What do you expect! And then SOMEBODY pops in... Oneshot.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 694 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
Guns and Roses reviews
Hughes, Mustang and Hawkeye in the Ishbal war... Roy saves Hughes life, but at a great cost. What will happen when an outside factor gets involved?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,423 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/15/2009 - Maes H., Roy M.
King reviews
Jack Skellington origins story. Jack is in an asylum in the human world... Rated T for some violence...
Nightmare Before Christmas - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,684 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 12/5/2009 - Published: 9/1/2009 - Jack S., Zero
The Cold Flame reviews
Everyone knows the 'rain' funeral scene, right? So what were they thinking...? Internal monologue type thing. Oneshot. Implied kinda RoyAi. Enjoy:
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,023 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/12/2009 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete